CGA :: Volume #4

#347: Spurts your group of bastards


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Really cannot blame the families sales workers not to realize somebody's highposition or merits, now the big hot days, Chen Guang also wears a simple T-shirt, at the back of the movement satchel, lower part of the body loose Hawaii shorts, is joined to cool leather shoes again. 真不能怪人家销售人员有眼不识泰山,现在还是大热天,陈光也就穿着一身再简单不过的t恤,背着个运动挎包,下身一条宽松的夏威夷短裤,再配上一双凉皮鞋。 Must say that his equipment, when the good and evil is also in the family/home the hot pot was open for business initially well buys, was the level of young second generation of rich reluctantly. 要说他这身装备,好歹也是当初家里火锅店好好开张时买的,勉强算个小富二代的水准了。 His actor looks not much, but actually adds also thousand sons 800, absolutely is not the shabby disgraced that kind, but the distance noble elegant also falls far short. 他一身行头看着不咋样,但其实加起来也有千儿八百,绝对不是寒碜丢人那类,但距离高贵典雅也差得远。 Let the seller disregard his most basic reason, others look too young, in addition is a person comes, regarded to others is in the running quickly shop looks at the unusual sightseeing person purely. 让销售员无视他的最根本原因,还是他人看起来太年轻,加之又是一个人来的,给人家当成纯粹是来奔驰店里看稀奇的观光人士了。 Similar is ambitious sightseeing person, running quickly 4s Shop every day also really reception many. 类似的“有志观光人士”,奔驰4s店每天还真得“接待”不少。 Every year stands in this shop looks at the dazzling expensive car, in the heart pledged oneself must buy one youth talent 100 not to have dozens. 每年站在这家店里看着玲琅满目的豪车,在心中发誓自己一定要买下一辆的青年才俊没有一百个也有好几十。 Some people have achieved, some people also live in the dream. 有的人已经做到了,有的人还活在梦里。 Chen Guang is, others think that he lives in the dream, which in fact shakes the finger also really to buy. 陈光则是,别人以为他活在梦里,实际上抖抖手指还真是想买哪辆就哪辆。 Is unhappy, but can also buy one to pound one. 不开心了,还能买一辆砸一辆。 But on no one bird he. 可偏偏就没人鸟他。 In big sales hall, moreover sparse also has several groups of people. 在诺大的销售大厅里了,另外稀稀拉拉还有几堆人。 In these crowds has genially wear a look of like the spring breeze smile, like the servant sales workers, the saliva flies to side one to look courteously horizontally is the guests of successful person is in high spirits was introducing their car(riage) is good, the recent price is materially beneficial, the discount effort was big, crosses this village not to have this shop. 这些人堆里面都有个面带和煦如春风般的微笑,谦恭如仆人般的销售人员,正唾沫横飞神采飞扬的对着旁边一瞧就是成功人士的客人们介绍着他们车有多么棒,最近的价格多么实惠,优惠活动力度多么大,过了这村儿就没这店儿了。 Do not hesitate, is now! 您不要犹豫,就是现在! Immediately orders, buys car(riage) of the dream! 立刻下单,买下一辆梦想之车吧! Like this you can become the noble running quickly vehicle owner. Joins to run quickly Chinese Club, enjoys the Supreme service! 这样您就能成为高贵的奔驰车主。加入奔驰中华俱乐部,享受至尊服务! Probably also such meaning. 大概也就这么个意思了。 These sales workers male big good-looking, female young attractive. The eloquence is a top stick. 这些销售人员男的高大俊俏,女的年轻漂亮。口才更是个顶个的棒。 If the guest is the single man, various coquettish looks of some female sales when introducing the model also fly horizontally. 如果客人是单身男士,有些女销售在介绍车型时还各种媚眼横飞。 Said that can surrender momentarily perhaps exaggeratingly. But if the real shatter feeling emotion running water intends, but also really possibly develops the emotional special friendship relations. 说随时都能投怀送抱或许夸张了点。但如果真的落花有情流水有意,还真可能发展成充满情调的特殊友谊关系。 Matter that but, this does not have Chen Guang. 可是,这都没陈光的事。 The cold wind has blown, Chen Guang only felt own side is cool, can here many, feel lonely for the wool old man obviously lonely cold? 冷风吹过,陈光只觉得自己身边凉飕飕的,明明这里很多人,可为毛老夫会觉得孤单寂寞冷? He then looked at the eye in the entrance as stable as Mount Tai five sales, out this group of people look as before eagerly, has not noticed the Chen Guang hidden bitterness completely the look. 他回头看了眼在大门口稳如泰山的五名销售,这群人依旧眼巴巴的看着门外,完全没留意到陈光幽怨的眼神。 I also want the pretty younger sister to lavish praise to me! 我也要漂亮妹子给我抛媚眼啊! Serving the elder brother was happy. The minute/share minute 100,000 tips pat on your face! 伺候得哥开心了。分分钟十万小费拍你脸上啊! Mother egg, your crowd of not realizing somebody's highposition or merits gruff goods! 妈蛋,你们这群有眼不识泰山的憨货! The stand, is a drawing money upper limit reaches as high as 173 million human form from walking the cash machine here! 站在这里的,是一台取款上限高达一亿七千三百万的人形自走提款机啊! Is the opening way that I go out today is not certainly right! 一定是我今天出门的打开方式不对劲! appearance/allow Laofu sends a micro blog to help get over a shock, is waiting by me 800,000, has not been drown to death with the saliva to 900,000 fans! 容老夫发个微博压压惊,等着被我八十万,哦不对已经九十万的粉丝们用口水淹死吧! Also no one responds him in any case, he looked for a rattan chair to sit simply, good some normal this time many this/should people came to pour the cup tea to him, but the wool did not have. 反正也没人搭理他,他索性自己找了张藤椅坐下来,好吧正常来说这时候多少都该有人来给他倒杯茶的,可还是毛也没有。 Sends the micro blog to open black, the elder brother is such small-minded, spurts your group of bastards! 发微博开黑,哥就是这么小肚鸡肠,喷死你们这群龟孙! „The sales workers in Wujing Baolong running quickly 4s Shop are completely Sharpey! I here was for silly stand one hour no one to respond me! This service attitude was very rotten!” 五京通宝龙奔驰4s店的销售人员全部是沙比!我在这里傻站一个多小时了都没人搭理我!这服务态度忒烂了吧!” Following attached figure. The balance of account demonstration of cell phone screenshot above, any might certainly disclose the personal information the thing to hit the overweight mosaic, only left behind that number in the units place to be disinclined many balance digit of number to he himself. 下面附图。手机截屏的账户余额显示在上面,当然任何有可能泄露个人信息的东西都打了超重马赛克,只留下那个位数多到他自己都懒得去数的余额数字。 Simple a few words. Perfectly the simple chart, annotated a present age multimillionaire actually bamboo fence Pingyang to be bullied by the dog suffering with moved. 简简单单一句话。简简单单一幅图,完美的诠释了一个当代巨富却虎落平阳被犬欺的委屈与伤感。 One hour naturally is his appropriate artistic processing, after all he comes to the present five minutes is less, but is not exaggerating, how can also cause the hot spot. 一个小时当然是他适当的艺术加工,毕竟他进来到现在才五分钟不到而已,但不夸张点,又怎么能引起热点。 This is a fetters of fame and fortune red basic business accomplishment. 这是一名网红的基本业务素养。 As for knowing several people of his account number details, was informed leave alone his micro blog number by him alone, although the people do not know that he plans to make anything, but how he said how, is not the multi- important matters. 至于知道他账号底细的几个人,都被他单独通知了别管他这个微博号了,虽然众人不知道他打算做什么,但他说怎样就怎样吧,也不是多大事。 Yesterday just managed micro blog VIP. Now Chen Guang has been able to open the commentary of single scroll micro blog alone, opens decisively looks. Happy. 昨天刚办了微博vip。现在陈光已经可以单独开放单条微博的评论了,果断打开一看。乐了。 Also such several minutes, below fled over a thousand to reply. 也就这么几分钟的时间吧,下面唰唰唰的窜了上千条回复出来。 Supreme elder brother let the commentary finally! I am the superman elder brother's first fan!” This is most useless. “超人哥终于让评论了!我是超人哥的第一粉丝!”这是最没用的。 Cannot. My car(riage) in a Wujing Baolong buys, very warm, sells the younger sister enough vigor, the stature is good, fighting spirit, an evening has almost not tossed about to me dies.” This Fuck life winner hits the face. “不会啊。我车就是在五京通宝龙买的啊,挺热情的啊,销售妹子够劲,身材好,斗志强,一晚上差点没给我折腾死。”这尼玛人生赢家来打脸的。 Supreme elder brother balance of account...... please accept my knee! Do you also lack the thigh pendant?” “超人哥这账户余额……请收下我的膝盖!您还缺腿部挂件吗?” Trench! Friends! But the anus base, is within call!” “壕!友乎!可肛可基,随叫随到!” Supreme Elder Brother I am your fan, liked your more than ten years, I must live the monkey to you! On I, suppress the speech.” “超人哥哥我是你的脑残粉,喜欢你十多年了,我要给你生猴子!上我,憋说话。” How husband your person bought the car(riage), waited for me!” “老公你怎么一个人去买车了,等等我!” These replies seemed like pleasing to the eyes, cured strength max! 这些回复看起来就顺眼多了,治愈力max! Naturally also some not listen, is about spurts him is the swindler who the video mixes the popularity by the special skill, naturally his overweight mosaic showing off chart of this sending talked nonsense, this what age, will also some people be saving 173 million in oneself personal account? 当然也有些不那么中听的,大约都是喷他是个靠特技做视频混人气的骗子,当然他这次发的超重马赛克炫富图就更扯淡了,这都什么年代了,还有人会在自己的个人账户里存着一亿七千三百万? Does the brain have the axis? 脑子有轴呢? Even if not a sprayer, but is his real fans, when only he is selling the piece to shake the stem funny, has not taken seriously, funny! 哪怕不是喷子,而是他的真粉丝,也只当他是在搞笑卖段子抖梗,没怎么当真,搞笑呢吧! The person red right and wrong are many, the truth that refers, but these sprayer Chen Guang disregard totally, the retina automatic filtration, easy-to-use did not explain. 人红是非多,就是指的这道理了,不过这些喷子陈光一概无视,视网膜自动过滤,好用不解释。 That side is waiting to idle the bored sale in entrance several also to live it up but actually, inside that sells the younger sister to seem like the micro blog expert attractively, all day long is all right to brush the outwash. 那边正守候在门口的几个闲着无聊的销售倒也热闹起来了,里面那个最漂亮的销售妹子似乎是个微博达人,成天没事就刷来刷去的。 Yo! Yesterday that versatile superhuman sent the micro blog!” “哟!昨天那个全能超人又发微博了!” She first in high spirits calls out in alarm one, cheerful looks to the phone screen. 她先是兴冲冲的惊叫一声,乐呵呵的看向手机屏幕。 Nearby several people also collected the face, obviously the sales of these fashions follow close on the time the step, knows very well each hot spot on micro blog. 旁边几人也都把脸凑了过去,显然这些时尚潮流的销售紧跟时代的步伐,熟知微博上的每一个热点。 What did he say? Also there is a new video?” “他说什么了?又有新视频?” Then one crowd of sales compelled ignorant. I scratch the kind, Wujing Baolong running quickly 4s Shop, said is not! 然后一群销售就懵逼了。我擦类,五京通宝龙奔驰4s店,说的不就是自己咩! Any ghost! 什么鬼! One group of people look at each other in blank dismay, in the brain vacant, some where people stupidly stood no one to manage the hour! 一群人面面相觑,脑子里一片茫然,哪有人傻站了个把小时没人理啊! If really has the person who has not paid attention, thought it over must a moment ago that small young? 如果真有没理会的人,思来想去也就只得刚才那个小年轻了吧? He comes for five minutes less than! 他才来五分钟不到呢! That side manager was also attracted by the sounds of these five sales, the calm face collects, what is looking at? Brings me to have a look!” 那边经理也被这五个销售的动静吸引了过来,沉着脸凑上来,“在看什么呢?拿来我看看!” Several sales know are hapless, the face was handing over the cell phone painstakingly. 几个销售知道要倒霉,苦着脸把手机交了上去。 The manager looked that immediately is angry, the face was blue. 经理看完顿时大怒,脸都青了。 Chen Guang secretly hehe, asking you to disregard me, can have bad luck? 陈光暗自嘿嘿着,叫你们无视我,要倒霉了吧? Hehe!( To be continued.) 嘿嘿嘿嘿!(未完待续。)
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