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Lwxs520. cm 想了一阵子,他又觉得这事好麻烦,虽然玩这游戏,但他又不是电竞圈里的人,只是个标准水友而已,对这些门门道道的东西并没有什么了解。小说ww.Lwxs520.cm Ok, first worries about this matter on. 算了,先把这事挂心上。 As for the present, Chen Guang decided, the elder brother must make the net to be red! 至于现在,陈光决定,哥要做网红！ Right, proved oneself were the world's most will truncate the person of pencil to probably be more relaxed! 没错,证明自己是世界上最会削铅笔的人可要轻松多了！ Will not have what competitor in any case! 反正不会有什么竞争对手！ First records a video clip that truncates the pencil puts online goes, at least first accumulates a popularity, then finds an opportunity to relate that anything Guinness World Record again. 先录一段削铅笔的录像放网上去,至少先累积点人气,回头再找个机会去联系那什么吉尼斯世界纪录。 On the other hand, how to contact with Guinness is also disorderly terrible business. 话又说回来,怎么联系吉尼斯也是个没头脑的麻烦事。 Suddenly felt that needs a competent person help to handle these things! 突然觉得好需要一个能干的人帮忙打理这些事情啊！ Elder Brother as the lord of Exceedingly High Chalice, can't the limited life waste in these miscellaneous matters? 哥身为通天圣杯之主,不能把有限的生命浪费在这些杂事里面吧？ He remembers Lu Fei to come, in Hong Kong, anything has Lu Fei to handle, oneself cross especially with ease happy, other anything does not need to manage, only needs well car race then. 他不禁想起鲁菲来,在香江的时候,什么都有鲁菲打理,自己过得特轻松愉快,别的什么都不用管,只需要好好的飙车即可。 Has a person to help busily, gives to process appropriately these miscellaneous matters, oneself can display oneself special skill wholly absorbed, is comfortable? 有个人帮着忙上忙下,把这些杂事都给处理得妥妥当当,自己则能专心致志的发挥自己的特长,多么舒坦？ Before was unable to comprehend mysterious, now knew, oneself were short of manpower! 之前还没能领悟到其中奥妙,现在知道了,自己缺人！ Now the good and evil also calculates that the most local tyrant, I needed an easy-to-use thigh pendant! 如今自己好歹也算大半个土豪了,我需要一个好用的腿部挂件！ Although Lu Fei is a talent, but others anything net worth position, helping very be busily really kind one time, how good to go to the troublesome families again. 鲁菲虽然是个人才,但人家什么身家地位,帮一次忙已经很够意思了,怎么好再去麻烦人家。 Also, oneself this net worth is she helps gain, the fart in others eyes is not one, should be she hires is in itself right! 再说了,自己这点身家都是她帮忙赚来的,在人家眼里屁都不算一个,该是她雇佣自己才对吧！ Ok, must find the person who the trustworthy and splendid aspects can look after is very really difficult, this matter also troubles. First puts. 算了,要找个信得过又出色的方方面面都能照料到的人真挺难的,这事情也麻烦。先放一放。 appearance/allow Laofu first changes to the versatile superhuman the micro blog name, when first a net said red again! 容老夫先把微博名字改成全能超人,先当一把网红再说！ The labor wants the good its matter, must Xianli its! 工欲善其事,必先利其器！ Before the official operation photographs . Chen Guang gives the Jin Jiang two people to send WeChat respectively, told their micro blog a while on a renewal video. 正式开工拍摄之前。陈光就分别给靳江二人发去微信,告诉她们自己的微博等会儿就更新一部视频。 Let them help retransmit. 让俩人帮忙转发一下。 Will not give the advertising expenditure in any case! 反正不会给广告费的咯！ From now on, visits the net red road! 从现在开始,踏足网红路！ Has the Jin Jiang two people of repeaters, divides minute to go against heaven's will. 有靳江二人的转发,分分钟要逆天。 It is not short of money in any case, when necessary, buys he several thousand several million zombie powders again, makes he 1 million levels of false repeater false commentaries, other what big V points of minute must kneel! 反正不差钱,如果有必要,再去买他个几千几百万的僵尸粉,弄他个百万级的假转发假评论,别的什么大v分分钟都得跪！ Then, the micro blog may first expose the personal information the thing to delete. Avoid comes out to the flesh. 那么,先把微博上可能会暴露个人信息的东西都删了。省得给人肉出来。 When the peaceful network red handsome man is good, does not need to ruin own real life. 当个安静的网红美男子就好,没必要毁掉自己的现实生活。 Bustles about these, Chen Guang decisive turns out itself very to use crisp V character special service unit flexible mask to wear in Hong Kong from the closet on the face. 忙乎完这些,陈光果断从衣柜里翻出自己在香江用得挺爽的v字特工队柔性面具戴在脸上。 Operation! 开工！ It is not right, first on the sales store to pedestrian street swept to say their pencils again. 不对,先到步行街上的小卖部把他们的铅笔扫荡掉再说。 After a half hour, photography skill low exploded, but the content can actually shine the video of blind countless person eyes to be passed on by him, gives a name for history in strongest lead editorial corrections. 半个小时后,一部拍摄技巧low爆了,但内容却能亮瞎无数人眼睛的视频被他传了上去,起名为史上最强铅笔削手。 In this eight minutes of video, truncates the pencil skill that he will grasp to show fearfully. 在这部八分钟的视频里,他将自己掌握的可怕削铅笔技巧展现了个遍。 Five seconds truncate a rose, that primary. 五秒钟削出一朵玫瑰花,那都是初级的。 Three seconds truncate the peony, are pass an examination reluctantly. 三秒钟削出牡丹花,勉强算个及格。 True to high boundary. Is two seconds truncates ten completely different well-known statues. 真正的至高境界。是两秒钟削出十个完全不同的知名雕像。 The Statue of Liberty and redemption lord, Egyptian Sphinx, Easter Island Morocco , Egypt shapes, David images, the Olmec big heads and motherland Rio de Janeiro, have the kid who that urinates randomly in the summon, meditator and Danish small mermaid. 自由女神像、巴西里约热内卢的救赎主、埃及斯芬克斯、复活节岛摩埃像、大卫像、奥尔梅克大脑袋、祖国母亲在召唤、沉思者、丹麦小美人鱼、还有那个乱撒尿的小屁孩。 Right, within one second, ten statues. Lifelike, perfect first edition micro woodcarving. 没错,一秒之内,十座雕像。惟妙惟肖,完美的原版缩微木雕。 Beforehand Chen Guang cannot achieve, thanked the Qilin arm, after being familiar with the ultra-high frequency vibrated, integrated to truncate in the pencil skill it, making his technique sublimate again. 以前的陈光是做不到的,感谢麒麟臂,在熟悉了超高频震动之后,将其融入削铅笔技巧之中,让他的技艺再度升华了。 Final of video, he came a close view to photograph each statue, startled exploded the innumerable person eyeballs absolutely. 视频的最后,他将每一个雕像都来了个近景拍摄,绝对惊爆无数人眼球。 A video round, he has not managed. Two younger sisters are insufficient this face not to give in any case. 视频一发出去,他也就没管了。反正俩妹子不至于这点面子都不给。 Finished this matter to idle, he had the courage to take up the physical chemistry to look finally the most hour. Thank the Sun Xiaoxun courseware, otherwise this class really must torment to death individual. 忙完这事又闲着了,他终于鼓起勇气拿起物理化学看了大半个小时。感谢孙小逊的课件,不然这门课真是要整死个人。 Too is really difficult to study. Too depressed. 真太难学。太苦闷了。 Finally looks at one big chapter, even if there is a courseware to assist still gets so far as the dizziness brain bulge, Chen Guang throws the book, has a look at the net article turning point blood. 终于看完一个大章,即便有课件相助也弄到头晕脑胀,陈光把书一扔,还是看看网文回点血吧。 Yo, a while ago pursued his book that to throw the street author finally on the shelf. 哟,前段时间追他书那扑街作者终于上架了。 Pitiful, was too pitiful. 可怜,太可怜了。 18,000 reader collections, the average subscription more than 700, the similar meaning 17,300 people are looking to rob * the version. 一万八的读者收藏,平均订阅才七百多,差不多意思有一万七千三百人在看盗*版呢。 Where this pitiful creature is howling he to keep a family daily, the day cannot pass. 这可怜虫天天就在哪里嚎他要养家糊口,日子过不下去了。 The youngster, you were really want is too happy the human nature, roared has an egg to use poorly, who will respond you? 少年,您真是把人性想太美好了,吼穷有个蛋用,谁会搭理你？ Nowadays, others think has free does not look, is silly? 这年头,人家想的都是有免费的不看,是不是傻？ Knows, the authors is a robot, does not need to eat meal can write to publish books. 都知道,作者都是机器人,不用吃饭的就能写出书来的。 Especially your throwing street author, is not only a robot, is the machine dog, does not need to feed you to eat, you want to go on living must honest day write 10,000 characters. 尤其是你这种扑街作者,不但是机器人,还是机器狗,不用喂你吃的,你想活下去就得老老实实一天写个一万字。 You think that insisted a day does renew 10,000 characters to move them? 你以为坚持一天更新一万字就能感动他们？ You think how many people will have to understand you do write all day long tired? 你以为会有多少人理解你成天写得有多累呢？ Do not cry loudly without tears here, disturbs mood that this Sir eats without paying, does not come to your book review area to spurt you happily! 别在这里干嚎了,干扰本大爷吃白食的心情了,不开心来还来你书评区喷死你！ Do I look at your book to you face? 我看你书是给你面子好吗？ Do I give your face you to take away to soak to eat the steamed bun? 我给你的面子你能拿去泡着吃馍馍好吗？ Also dares to receive money, pharmacy bluish green lotus! 还敢收钱,药店碧莲啊！ Chen Guang swept under the book review area, discovered that this small pitiful dares to make what against db a while ago unexpectedly, decisively spurting stream of abuse, gets what one deserves! 陈光扫了下书评区,发现这小可怜前段时间居然敢弄什么防db,果断给喷得狗血淋头,活该！ Others said in the book review area, 17,000 people were worried that your meeting court eunuch, is thinking you finished came back to complement to decide again. 别人都在书评区说了,一万七千人都担心你会太监呢,都想着等你写完了再回来补全定呢。 Your against db is sweeps the master our mood, injures our faces. 你防db就是扫老爷我们的心情,伤我们的面子。 These chop suey...... 这些杂碎…… Chen Guang could not bear eventually was scolding the sentence at heart, old man poorest time is in the debt also to persist in supporting the genuine? 陈光终究还是没忍住在心里骂了句,老夫最穷的时候欠着一屁股债也坚持支持正版好吗？ A month ten dollars are an egg! 一个月十来块钱算个蛋啊！ Looked that this small pitiful was developing, said his 56 : 00 am also in the symbol. 看这小可怜又在演了,说他凌晨56点还在码字呢。 No matter you do believe that I do not believe in any case. 不管你信不信,我反正是不信的。 I do not believe you to have what cervical syndrome, the vigilance, the obsession and melancholia. 我才不信你有什么颈椎病、失眠症、强迫症、忧郁症呢。 However, the elder brother is not short of money! 不过,哥不差钱！ Thereupon, Chen Guang cheerful one pats a hegemon, then does not give that to brag has in the world the strongest floral formula kneels to lick the skill slightly feels sorry for any opportunity of trying to get close, closed/pass the book review area not to add his fans group, the deep concealed merit and name, invisible acting cool was proud. 于是乎,陈光乐呵呵的啪的一下拍出去个盟主,然后根本不给那自诩拥有世上最强花式跪舔技巧的小可怜任何套近乎的机会,关了书评区也不加他的粉丝群,深藏功与名,无形装逼最自豪。 Then he cheerful looked, but also really let alone, this gruff goods, although threw, his book looks that was very cheerful. 然后他就乐呵呵的看了起来,还真别说,这憨货虽然扑了点,他书看着还挺乐呵的。 This thinks that today mixes was passing, approximately quickly to 5 : 00 pm passes the time he suddenly receives the Zhu Zhifa call. 本以为今天就这么混着过去了,大约快到下午 5 点过的时候他猛然接到朱志发的电话。 Good, is that lends Chen Guang the pitiful Verna car(riage), but also uselessly vermilion who comes in 20,000 to cultivate/repair the fare. 不错,就是那个把可怜的瑞纳车借给陈光,还白搭进来两万修车费的朱总。 He led his young beautiful woman secretary to come Wujing, this little while is rushing to the city hospital, planned first to visit the Chen Guang mother, made him to eat meal a while together. 他带着他那小美女秘书来五京了,这会儿正奔着市医院去,打算先探望一下陈光的老妈,约他等会儿一起吃饭。 Chen Guang was some days has not seen this old companion, thank God, had a person to save the bored life. 陈光是有些日子没见到这老伙计了,谢天谢地,好歹有个人来拯救自己无聊的人生了。 Therefore his numb slip going out drives to directly soar the urban district, Chen Guang also planned that seizing the chance makes the Zhu Zhifa young beautiful woman secretary open the returning to one's old home county the Verna car(riage). 于是他麻溜的出门开车直奔市区,陈光还打算趁机让朱志发的小美女秘书把瑞纳车开回老家县城去。 Now are not short of money, do not treat unjustly yourself, the improvement life, from changing vehicle to start! 现在自己不差钱了,也别亏待了自己,改善生活,从换车做起！ This time Chen Guang, has not known, after Jiang Yage and Jin Shiyue retransmitted his micro blog neatly, online exploded the pot thoroughly!( To be continued.) 此时的陈光,还不知道,在江雅歌与靳诗月齐刷刷转发了他的微博之后,网上彻底炸了锅！(未完待续。)