CGA :: Volume #2

#158: The side effect of strength of destiny?


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In high spirits is singing to attend class at the back of the book bag, actually wet dá dá slid the bedroom. 兴冲冲的背着书包唱着歌去上课,却湿哒哒的溜回了寝室。 Puffed rice 4S had passed away, the brand-new textbook also poured into the obsolete tear stains finally. 爆米花4S已然作古,崭新的课本也终于泡上了陈旧的泪痕。 Chen Guang also took itself, thinks again that moment of own falling down water, from the railing neat shooting the criminal like the innumerable cell phone that set up, at heart was a light sadness. 陈光也是服了自己,再一想到自己掉下水的那一刻,从围栏边齐刷刷像枪毙犯人一样立起来的数不清的手机,心里头就更是一阵淡淡的忧伤。 A paternal grandmother leg, this time must become famous. 奶奶个腿的,这次又得出名了。 The morning class naturally was escaping of being well-founded. 上午的课自然是有理有据的逃了。 First turns on the computer to go to the capital the western net to buy a new cell phone, yo, popcorn 6 P? 先打开电脑上京西网买个新手机吧,哟,爆米花6P? Faithful fan as popcorn, naturally only then three characters, buy! 身为爆米花的忠实粉丝,当然只有三个字,买买买! Bought the cell phone, Chen Guang used 20 minutes to have the courage probably, opened the school forum. 买了手机,陈光大概用了20分钟时间来鼓起勇气,打开了学校论坛。 As expected, own magnificent feat has brushed the screen. 不出所料,自己的“壮举”已经刷了屏。 «Well-known teases the ratio to loudly sing Kojiro, the falling bridge weeping bitterly popcorn 《知名逗比高唱小二郎,掉落长桥痛哭爆米花!》 Human tragedy that " banana skin triggers together! Strongly appealed that everyone do not throw down the trash anywhere! » 《一块香蕉皮引发的人间悲剧!强烈呼吁大家不要随地乱扔垃圾!》 «That falls me in water to know, called Chen Guang 《那个掉水里的我认识,叫陈光。》 WTF! Other I can endure, what meaning does your post explode my real name directly is? What enmity what resentment? 卧槽!别的我都能忍,你这帖子直接爆我真名是什么个意思?什么仇什么怨? The point goes in looked, ID of this post person called swimming star athlete. 点进去一看,这发帖人的ID叫“游泳健将”。 I go! 我去! So long as the brain circuit normal people know that who this he is! 只要脑回路正常的人都知道这丫是谁啊! Especially who besides next door department of architecture that Dong Tao can also? 除了隔壁建筑系那个董涛还特么能有谁? This waste not only exploded the real name, even also gave to say clearly his anything age anything school anything department. 这人渣非但爆了真名,甚至还将他什么年纪什么学院什么系都给说得清清楚楚。 This has not calculated, even also grabs Chen Guang beloved has harnessed the popcorn cell phone that west the crane goes to jeer keeps laughing, said that this is what special machine, has not had the model of style. 这都还不算完,甚至还抓着陈光心爱的已经驾鹤西去的爆米花手机嘲笑个不停,说这是什么丝专用机,没品没格调的典型。 Did not hang a tattered cell phone, serves a need to care? 不就挂了个破烂手机,用得着那么在意吗? Although below many receipts said that this swimming star athlete mouth is too poisonous, the popcorn cell phone cherishes the people are also easy-to-use, loves insane party superiority feeling explosive table anything. 虽然下面很多人回帖说这个游泳健将嘴巴太毒,爆米花手机亲民又好用,爱疯党优越感爆表什么的。 But still some person and a Dong Tao meaning, cannot take a liking to his cell phone. 但依然有部分人和董涛一个意思,瞧不上他这手机。 This, as if some people changed the trumpet to come up, started dug up to draw Chen Guang black history without delay. Four levels of fifth even/including kneel, fighting, skips classes, when the food eats anything. 这也就罢了,似乎又有人换了小号上来,二话不说就开始扒拉陈光的“黑历史”。四级五连跪啊,打架斗殴啊,逃课当饭吃啊什么的。 How in brief is black how to come, said Chen Guang purely stops at no evil. 总之就是怎么黑怎么来,纯粹把陈光说了个无恶不作。 Does not need to think. This inevitably is the trumpet of Dong Tao that waste. 不用多想。这必然是董涛那人渣的小号。 Chen Guang looked at that to call one to be impatient, tidied up Pan Jiang, thinks that student team of this school were peaceful, your did Dong Tao also flee to look for oppressive inadequate? 陈光看得那叫一个心头火起,收拾了个潘江,以为这学院的学生团队里自己就安生了,你这董涛还窜出来找虐的不成? Didn't I the resembles in Games pinch only ant that relaxed pinching dead you? 我就不在校运会里像捏死只蚂蚁那么轻松的捏死你了吗? But I afterward withdrawal, hands over the champion. Your very also like the mad dog flees to nip me, when really my Chen Guang is the fruit cake pinches casually? 可我后来不退赛了,把冠军拱手相让。你丫挺的还像条疯狗一样的窜上来咬我,真当我陈光是软柿子随便捏啊? When really I don't dare to select the color to have a look to you? 真当我不敢给你点颜色看看? Immediately Chen Guang tidies up digs up, held to begin to plan to go downstairs to punch the person. 当即陈光就收拾扒拉一番,揣着手就打算下楼揍人了。 Knocks on a door to the Dong Tao bedroom, completely empty, sentimental boy little while outside with the cell phone internet, you is also enough professional, the cell phone typing is black I also to be such energetically black, doesn't dislike the finger to be tired? 董涛寝室一敲门,空空如也,感情这小子这会儿在外面用手机上网呢,你也是够敬业的,手机打字黑我也黑得这么带劲,也不嫌手指头累? Goes downstairs, east takes a look, the west has a look. How the peripheral person looks at own look not to feel right. 下了楼,东瞅瞅,西看看。周边的人瞧自己的眼神怎么都觉得不对劲。 This is his psychological process, the school forum is so certainly big influence, really likes strolling the forum, perhaps in ten people does not have one. 这当然是他的心理作用,学校论坛就那么大点影响力,真喜欢逛论坛的,恐怕十个人里面也没一个。 However the heart installs, how to think that subconsciously others' look is not normal. 不过心头装了事,就怎么都下意识觉得别人的眼神儿不正常了。 Today's school could not stay evidently, Chen Guang went to the Internet cafe speedily, planned that trains hard the unique skill while this opportunity, to prepare will look for that Jiang Liu'er to avenge a grievance in the future, evades in school crest of wave while convenient. 看样子今天的学校是呆不下去了,陈光一溜烟就去了网吧,打算趁着这机会苦练绝技,以备将来找那江流児报仇雪恨,顺便避一避学校里的“风头”。 The result this time came across strange matter in the Internet cafe, that ID named Jiang Liu'er appeared unexpectedly again! 结果这次在网吧又是遇到了怪事,那个叫江流児的ID居然再次出现了! Mother egg. Closely associated, the ghost is not loose also! 妈蛋。如影随形,冤魂不散了还! Although Chen Guang the level is extremely high, before because , the level time time card at 3000, after rising, continuously with the Wen Wen two-row. Now is also 3000. 陈光虽然水平极高,不过因为以前水平次的时候卡在了三千分,崛起了之后又一直在和文雯双排。现在也是三千分。 Bumps into Jiang Liu'er in this partition again, calling him to be particularly amazed. 在这分段再度碰到江流児,叫他分外惊诧。 How to feel that the opposite party has the extraordinary physical functions to be inadequate, how many oneself hit to partition, his very appears in what partitions, were you and my get into dispute? 怎么感觉对方有特异功能不成,自己打多少分段,这丫挺的就出现在什么分段,你是和我杠上了是吧? Another Golden Finger owner! 另一个金手指的拥有者! Come! Fights a happiness! 来!战个痛快! War! 战! Fought full, knelt in a complete mess. 战了个酣畅淋漓,又跪了个一塌糊涂。 The mouse throws. This broken played unable to play, lost below. 鼠标一扔。这破游戏玩不下去了,是在下输了。 DOTA2 this domain, I gave your second Golden Finger owner. DOTA2这一块领域,我就让给你这第二个金手指的拥有者了。 Where Chen Guang knows, Colored Glaze God Emperor in World inside the Grail is stamping with rage. 陈光哪里知道,在杯中界琉璃神皇正气得跳脚呢。 The sentiment she was looking at suddenly/violently Man a moment ago time, Chen Guang fell into the water. 感情刚才她正在看暴漫的时候,陈光就掉进了水里。 She then sees half, is crisp, actually fell the line, is this hatefully, but also heavy continually not on! 她这才看到一半呢,正爽着,却掉了线,最可恨莫过于此,还重连不上了! Therefore Chen Guang enters the Internet cafe again, is purely brings about own destruction, aimed at to suffer extreme distress to Jiang Liu'er of Colored Glaze incarnation, to release hate of heart. 所以陈光再进网吧,纯属自寻死路,给琉璃化身的江流児针对了个死去活来,以泄心头之恨。 Slept recently training continually after night Chen Guang, the Colored Glaze level is progressing by leaps and bounds, originally on, is stronger now is completely unreasonable. 经过最近夜里陈光睡觉时的连番苦练,琉璃的水平正突飞猛进,本来就强,如今更是强得完全不讲道理。 The Spiritual God plays the game, the mortal met with a disaster. 神灵打游戏,凡人遭殃了。 In Chen Guang short has not paid attention to the game circle in the time, Colored Glaze this ID has online rushed to the big reputation, when appeared compared with Chen Guang initially that god displays the riddle to dazzle very overbearingly, has been possible be called one generation of invincible experts. 陈光短暂不曾关注游戏圈的时间段里,琉璃这ID早已在网上闯下了诺大的名头,甚至比当初陈光自己横空出世时那个神发挥谜团更加炫酷霸道,已然堪称一代无敌高手。 With the god deicide, extinguishes Buddha with Buddha! 遇神杀神,遇佛灭佛! Aii! Do not walk!” “哎哎!你别走啊!” Colored Glaze hit an acid to be crisp actually, Chen Guang actually set out to walk without hesitation, today lingers disadvantageously, returned to the bedroom to sleep. 琉璃倒是打了个酸爽,陈光却毫不犹豫起身就走,今日流连不利,还是回寝室睡觉去吧。 Some words really cannot think at heart, once because breaks open heart that strobe, the mildew will transport like attaching the deep-rooted ulcer of bone following, will fling cannot throw off. 有些话真是不能在心里想,因为一旦破开心头那道闸门,霉运就会像附骨之疽一样接踵而至,甩都甩不掉。 Even makes Chen Guang start to suspect, was yesterday's Colored Glaze used the strength of destiny, beyond the life of mother under rescuing, gave back to itself to bring small mildew to transport. 甚至都让陈光开始怀疑,是不是昨天琉璃动用了命运之力,在救下老妈的命之外,还给自己带来了一个又一个小霉运。 This has not gotten to the school entrance, rushed to the ghost. 这还没走到校门口呢,就闯了鬼。 When Chen Guang walks some too side, Audi A4L first comes out from school gate, then right turns, runs up to right side him fiercely the direction, then checks. 陈光走路时有些太靠边了,一辆奥迪A4L先从校门口出来,然后右拐,紧接着就猛的跑到他右侧方向,再是一脚刹死。 This, as if also a light rain, this A4L side place had that not too big nor too small beach water last night coincidentally. 这也就罢了,昨天夜里似乎还下了点小雨,刚巧这A4L靠边的地方有那么不大不小一滩水。 This distant descendant presses ruthlessly, made this beach water splash immediately fiercely. 这灰孙子狠狠的压过来,立马让这滩水猛的溅了起来。 The Chen Guang skill again is agile, cannot support this sudden plotting, the half body gave the mud an acid to be crisp wet. 陈光身手再是敏捷,也吃不住这突如其来的暗算,半边身子给泥水湿了个酸爽。 Only the master is not the good nature person, immediately got angry. 光老爷本就不是好脾气的人,当即就怒了。 That A4L did the misdemeanor, sharply, so had not been stopping in the roadside on the contrary. 那A4L干了坏事,反倒还不急着走,就这般在路边停了下来。 Is a Chen Guang brow wrinkle, difficult to be inadequate this grandson to plan to get out to apologize? 陈光眉头一皱,难不成这孙子打算下车道歉? Puts out a hand not to hit the smiling face person, without the means pulled out his him happily. 伸手不打笑脸人,没有办法愉快的抽他丫的了啊。 Ok, if his attitude is sincere my Sir to let off him massively. 算了,如果他态度诚恳我就大人大量放过他。 So is thinking in him time, the A4L vehicle door opened suddenly, walks a very big form from inside, a face false smile visits him. 正在他这般想着的时候,A4L的车门猛然打开了,从里面走出来个挺高大的身影,一脸皮笑肉不笑的看着他。 Yo, isn't this diving champion, popcorn elder brother Chen Guang? Are you and water are predestined friends today? My this splashes incautiously your, is really sorry! Here has 100, considers me to compensate your clothes money shop?” “哟,这不是跳水冠军,爆米花哥陈光吗?你今儿个是和水有缘啊?我这一不小心溅你一身,真是抱歉啊!这里有一百块,就当是我赔你这身衣服钱行吧?” This person gets out, is pulling an extremely disgusting expression, a face is smiling strangely, points at Chen Guang hehe to smile. 这人一下车,就扯着一副极度惹人厌恶的表情,一脸怪笑着,指着陈光嘿嘿直笑。 Dong Tao!( To be continued.) 董涛!(未完待续。)
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