CGA :: Volume #2

#137: My profession 1 regretless


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Perhaps was the god of brain extreme turn cared for Zhou Jingsi, her fierce clapped the palm of the hand, gave to have a scare Old Man Han. 也许是脑筋急转弯之神眷顾了卓静思,她猛的一拍巴掌,把韩老头都给吓了一跳。 Dean Han, you first goes to your office to rest, I alone can move, entire lifted naturally is too heavy. How I may dare to make you lift, if really flashes your waist, I not crime is big today? I had pondered over this thing a moment ago, can disassemble! I alone come, to open to move! Ran two on the line!” “韩院长,您先去您办公室休息吧,我一个人就能搬过去,整个儿抬当然是太重了。我可怎么敢让你抬,万一真把你腰闪到,我今天不罪过大了么?我刚才琢磨过这东西,可以拆开的!我一个人来,拆着搬过去!多跑两趟就行了!” Zhou Jingsi does not make Old Man Han touch this armor again. 卓静思坚决不让韩老头再碰这铠甲。 Han vice-president is very affected, the present young people, really understood that shows solicitude for the senior citizen, thought that Zhou Jingsi this idea is good. 韩副院长心里很感动啊,现在的年轻人,真是懂得体恤老年人啊,也觉得卓静思这点子不错。 He thought, my side report has not happen to compressed issues the document to go out, pours just. 他心想,正好我那边的报告还没压缩发文件出去,倒刚好了。 That is also good, this is my car(riage) key, in MPV of that Buick on below parking lot, hehe, in the family/home the child are many, the MPV belt/bring whole family goes out to play quite the convenience, having the thing is also very spacious.” “那也行,这是我车钥匙,就下面停车场里那辆别克的MPV,呵呵,家里小孩子多,MPV带全家人出去玩比较方便,装东西也挺宽敞的。” Saying, Old Man Han fishes out the car(riage) key, puts toward Zhou Jingsi, that gave you! However do not show off ability, really cannot disassemble you to ask me to come to move together. Is having a report to issue CAS, I go back to bustle about, the time was little too late, I drove unable to see clearly the road again late quickly.” 说着,韩老头就摸出车钥匙,往卓静思手里一放,“那就交给你了啊!不过你可别逞能,实在拆不开你就叫我过来一起搬。正有份报告要发给中科院,我回去忙乎忙乎,时间有点晚了,再晚我开车都快看不清路了。” Waited to deliver Old Man Han, Zhou Jingsi movement fast actually very gentle closed the office gate, that side Chen Guang had lifted surface armor, the big mouth is breathing heavily. 等把韩老头送了出去,卓静思动作飞快却十分轻柔的合上了办公室门,那边陈光已经把面甲自己掀开了,大口喘着粗气。 Scared to death me to scare to death me!” Zhou Jingsi is striking one's chest, still shaken. “吓死我了吓死我了!”卓静思拍着胸脯,惊魂未定。 Chen Guang is puffs and blows, feeling stifled I, quickly, helped me take off/escape quickly!” 陈光则是吭哧吭哧着,“给憋死我了,快,快帮我脱!” Zhou Jingsi actually fierce shaking the head, cannot take off/escape here! When you forgot this thing to put on the body troubled? Put on to you a moment ago used quick a half hour, this took off/escaped at least also for more than ten 20 minutes, if Dean Han came, seeing me to dig up the drawing armor from you toward outside, how to think? Doesn't that waste all previous efforts?” 卓静思却猛的摇头,“不能在这里脱!你忘了这东西穿上身时多麻烦了吗?刚才给你穿就用了快半个小时,这脱至少也得十几二十分钟,万一韩院长又过来了,看见我正从你身上往外面扒拉铠甲,会怎么想?那不前功尽弃了?” Chen Guang fierce nod, rational. That what to do?” 陈光猛点头,“有理。那怎么办?” What to do? First on this metal shoe your leg digs up to pull down. The gate is closing while Han chief now, then you put on the armor and I go downstairs together, arrives by the Han chief vehicle directly, takes off/escapes one. Throws one toward inside! Escapes in that side is bumped into by him easily, by my standing car(riage) is also good to guard ahead of time, your movement, waits to take off/escape to hide toward by the parking lot bush grove in deftly, even if has not escaped. Remained 1-2 him to come, can hide toward inside! So long as be not hit by him present good.” “怎么办?先把你腿上这铁鞋子扒拉下来。趁着韩院长现在门关着,然后你就穿着铠甲和我一起下楼,直接到韩院长车子旁边,脱一件。往里面扔一件!在那边脱不容易被他撞见,我站车旁边也好有个提前防备,你的动作麻利点,等脱完就往停车场旁边的灌木林子里藏,哪怕是没脱完。剩1-2他来了,也能往里面藏!只要别被他撞个现行就好。” The Chen Guang great happiness, worthily is Teacher Zhuo! You want to result in are really complete!” 陈光大喜,“不愧是卓老师!您想得真是周全!” After 20 minutes, lies down in Buick MPV rear cockpit, is feeling jolting of vehicle, once for a while was knocked by armor painful, in the heart of Chen Guang, has the disconsolateness that such a loses slightly. 二十分钟后,躺在别克MPV的后舱里,感受着车子的颠簸,时不时被身上的铠甲磕得生疼,陈光的心中,稍微有那么一丢丢的惆怅。 Front is transmitting Old Man Han drives, Rongzhongerjia plateau that while shrieks and howls wildly is red. 前面正传来韩老头一边开车,一边鬼哭狼嚎的容中尔甲的高原红。 From top to bottom, perspiration like heavy rain. The Chen Guang whole piece face rises red, benevolently Old Man Han the good and evil is turning on the vehicle-borne air conditioning, once for a while has a cool cold wind to delimit from the chairback, blows on the face of Chen Guang, Chen Guang felt oneself almost can seven points be ripe quickly. 浑身上下,汗如大雨。陈光整张脸涨得通红,要不是“仁慈”的韩老头好歹开着车载空调,时不时有股清凉的冷风从椅背边划过来,吹在陈光的脸上,陈光觉得自己差不多快能七分熟了。 Do not ask why I will appear here, falls to this paddies, I also want to know why this is. 别问我为什么会出现在这里,又落到这步田地,我也很想知道这是为什么。 I only want to ponder now peacefully, how facing the following life. 我现在只想安静的思考一下,如何面对接下来的人生。 How long perhaps could not want, Old Man Han must ponder this issue, after all. His singing sound really a little...... is unfair to his pitiful vehicle-borne CD. 或许要不了多久,韩老头也得思考这个问题,毕竟。他的歌声实在是有点……对不起他可怜的车载CD。 The idea of Zhou Jingsi is complete right, wrong, is only this world. 卓静思的想法完全没错,错的,只是这个世界。 Two people just ran up to Old Man Han stealthily the latter access panel position of vehicle, this old man has sent the mail to run unexpectedly! 两人刚刚鬼鬼祟祟的跑到韩老头车子的后舱盖位置,这老头居然就已经发完邮件跑下来了! At this time. Chen Guang only took off/escaped on the foot from the start that pair of war boots. 此时。陈光压根就只脱了脚上那双战靴而已。 The Zhou Jingsi head once again down, the woman, eventually was insufficiently calm. 卓静思的脑袋又一次宕机了,女人呐,终究还是不够淡定啊。 The response of Chen Guang is quick, flees speedily the MPV rear cockpit, then circle silently the body lies down horizontally, under the Zhou Jingsi dumbfounded gaze. The movement is gentle, covered acting armor silently. 还是陈光的反应快,一溜烟窜上MPV后舱,然后默默的圈起身子横躺下去,紧接着就在卓静思目瞪口呆的注视下。动作轻柔的,默默的盖上了甲。 Chen Guang felt, the look that oneself that time was unafraid of death, endured the ratio the warrior who surely dared to face directly the death. 陈光觉得,自己那时候视死如归的眼神,必定堪比敢于直面死亡的勇士。 After all, I retained the last fire seed, until now has not revealed the secret! 毕竟,我又保留住了最后一丝火种,直到现在都还没有露馅! Zhou Jingsi silently fighting the boots places by the Chen Guang face, then after lagging behind silently the access panel, turns around at once to the smile that Old Man Han of coming exhibited vice- is of great success, Dean Han, I all moved. Was the armor hung near the table leg a moment ago, actually without was so heavy.” 卓静思默默的把战靴放在陈光脸旁,然后又默默的拉下后舱盖,旋即转身对走了过来的韩老头摆出副大功告成的笑容,“韩院长,我一口气给全搬过来了。刚才是铠甲挂桌腿边上了,其实没那么重呢。” Is saying, Zhou Jingsi while pretense is patting the ash on palm, cracks into a smile. 一边说着,卓静思一边假模假样的拍着手掌上的灰,咧嘴一笑。 Han vice- institute Changle, worthily was little outstanding! The detail place sees the true facts, although this matter is not big, ability that but your adapts to changing circumstances, is really pretty good!” 韩副院长乐了,“不愧是小卓啊!细节处见真章,这事虽然不大,但你这随机应变的能力,真不赖!” Received the key that Zhou Jingsi handed over, Old Man Han is driving to walk directly, only left behind a Zhou Jingsi person in the wind disorderly, helpless. 接过卓静思递过来的钥匙,韩老头开着车直接就走了,只留下卓静思一个人在风中凌乱,手足无措。 By the glass outside, looks the pale yellow street light that outside retrocedes unceasingly, felt Old Man Han that rending singing, in the Chen Guang brain was thinking the lots, but no useful. 透过车窗外,看着外面不断后退的昏黄路灯,感受着韩老头那撕心裂肺的歌唱,陈光脑子里想了很多东西,但没一件有用的。 My profession regretless, that is the youth that I vanished in a puff of smoke. 啊,我的生涯一片无悔,那是我灰飞烟灭的青春。 On the same day in Car God World inside the Grail, depended on mosaic small Alto to escape from the nutrition cabin World inside the Grail pitiful condition by luck, but could evade the monk not to evade the temple, hid 1 st not to evade 15, oneself were stranded in armor that eventually, in such urged unlucky! 当日车神杯中界里,靠着马赛克小奥拓侥幸逃脱了营养舱杯中界的惨状,但躲得过和尚躲不过庙,躲得了初一躲不过十五,自己终究还是被困在这么一副倒霉催的铠甲里了啊! Really if heaven pities me, after Old Man Han the car(riage) arrives at the underground parking garage, but the gathering behind of head from the driver seat, slightly looked at an armor, has not actually come again it, only thought aloud, tomorrow will make little Shen take, did not shoulder in the family/home.” 真是天可怜见,韩老头把车开到地下停车场之后,只是把脑袋从驾驶座上凑到后面,稍微看了眼铠甲,却并未再过来动它,只自言自语一句,“明天让小沈自己过来拿吧,就不扛家里去了。” Then Old Man Han gets out, locks a door, the plateau continues to reverberate red in underground parking, increasingly estranged. 然后韩老头下车,锁门,高原红继续回荡在地下停车库里,渐行渐远。 Also waited for roughly 2-3 minutes, Chen Guang slowly sets out, then with tears very difficult digs up to pull down armor. 又是等了约莫2-3分钟,陈光才缓缓的直起身来,然后含着泪一件一件十分艰辛的把身上的铠甲扒拉下来。 The movement cannot extend, this armor takes off/escapes really difficultly, consumes fully for twenty minutes, Chen Guang felt oneself were about to collapse, finally slipped off last arm armor. 动作伸展不开,这铠甲脱得实在艰难,整整耗费二十几分钟,陈光觉得自己都快虚脱了,才终于褪下最后一片臂甲。 But this has not calculated, he must shrink the body, assembles this set of armor, before restoring, that appearance that lie down. 但这还不算完,他又得缩着身子,将这套铠甲重新组装起来,恢复成之前自己躺出来的那模样。 Waits to make all these, outside time has arrived quick exactly 12 : 00 am. 等弄完这一切,外面的时间都已经走到快凌晨12点整了。 Again, Chen Guang proceeds to crawl to the driver seat finally, opens the vehicle door from inside, breathes to fresh air, pickling that after blowing goes to sweat to be dry, stays behind. 再紧接着,陈光才终于往前爬到驾驶座,从里面打开车门,好歹呼吸到一口新鲜空气,吹去身上汗水干涸之后留下的盐渍。 He is aware, steams three hours of sauna, was mediocre? 他自觉着,蒸三个小时的桑拿,也不过如此了吧? Goes back to weigh the body weight, little said also the thin three jin (0.5 kg). 回去称一称体重,少说也得瘦三斤。 But he was unable to walk, was waiting same place for 1-2 minutes, finally listens to Buick MPV door lock to hear one, locked automatically, dares to feel relieved bold departure. 可他还不能走,又在原地等了1-2,终于听别克MPV的门锁传来咔嚓一声,自动锁上了,才敢放心大胆的离去。 Walked weak two steps, the whole body sat, by the prop of underground parking garage, is not good, I must rest. 走了两步,浑身无力的一屁股坐了下去,靠在地下停车场的支撑柱上,不行了,我得歇歇。 Emma, is really has died simply a feeling! 艾玛,真是简直死过一次的感觉啊! Compared with goes all out in Instant Sea also strenuously! 比在须臾海里和人拼命还吃力啊! I look at two void false faces big moves today, this retribution came is also violent very! 我今天不过就看了两个虚空假面的大招,这报应来得也忒猛烈了点吧! He remembers anything fiercely, takes up the cell phone, edited a message to Zhou Jingsi. 他猛的想起什么,拿起手机,给卓静思编了个短信。 Has been out of danger smoothly, all well, sleeps safely.” “已经顺利脱险,一切无恙,安心睡觉吧。” On the mouth said that but Chen Guang today's exciting journey had not ended, because the whiskers friend who wears the security uniform/subdue stands before him, is shooting to his eye one with the glare flashlight fiercely, boy, you who? Does here?”( To be continued.) 嘴上这么说,可陈光今天的刺激旅程还没有结束,因为正有一个身着保安制服的络腮胡老兄站在他面前,拿强光电筒对着他的眼睛一阵猛射,“小子,你谁呢?在这儿干嘛?”(未完待续。) PS: And Wang Ren's related plot, I have not possibly written, here reviewed to everyone, sorry. Actually I most start to think, not only such effect, wants to pursue the rationality, wants to smile, wants the crisp feeling, but also thinks the main line foreshadowing, was my sand sculpture, said with our Sichuan dialect, my fart was too black. With this chapter of in addition, to everyone apologizes with the piece that this I carve carefully. Then, in the fire the thing will try hard, certainly does not disappoint everyone. Sorry.】 PS:【和王仁有关的这一段情节,我可能是没有写好,在这里给大家检讨了,对不起。其实我最开始想的不只是这样的效果,又想追求合理性,又想要笑点,又想要爽感,还想主线伏笔,是我沙雕了,用我们四川话说,我屁儿太黑了。用这一章加更,和这一段我精心雕琢的段子给大家道歉吧。接下来,火中物会更努力,一定不让大家失望。抱歉。】
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