Chen Guang knows, these looked how the own not pleasing to the eyes person is not again happy, they may enter the movie theater sooner or later very much. 【Entire writing reading】 陈光知道,那些看自己不顺眼的人再怎么不痛快,他们迟早都很有可能走进电影院。【全文字阅读】 But they will not only satisfy attacking oneself this person, is placed outside most can the target that brings to attack throughout the movie. 但他们绝不会只满足于抨击自己这个人,摆在外面最能被人拿来攻击的目标始终还是电影。 Chen Guang wants to become an actor who was approved by the world, these people must destroy his unrealistic expectation, the best way attacks his work. 陈光想成为一名被世界认可的演员,那些人要摧毁他这不切实际的奢望,最好的办法还是攻击他的作品。 They can also think, my one person enters the movie theater , the contribution many box offices, I look also irrelevant. 他们也会想,我就一个人进电影院,也贡献不了多少票房,我就去看一看也无关痛痒。 Will have the increasing number of people to have such thoughts to enter the theater, this is actually the standard negative marketing mentality. 会有越来越多的人带着这样的心思走进影院,这其实是标准的负面营销思路。 But these have person who the mentality of finding fault enters the movie theater, on, if entered the Chen Guang jar, on wrap/sets. 但这些怀揣着挑刺的心态走进电影院的人,就等若是入了陈光的瓮,上了套。 If he really sat enough for two hours in the movie theater, when he walked, the mentality will change. 如果他真在电影院里坐够了两个小时,等他走出来的时候,心态就会变化了。 Chen Guang planned like this, but has not thought that plays too overdone, making the sound of resistance too resounding, the ideology is centralized, presents so awkward one at the premiere. 陈光原本就是这样打算的,只是没想到玩得太过火,让抵制的声音太响亮,意识形态过于集中,以至于在首映礼上出现如此尴尬的一幕。 The premiere is this, was supposing where other theaters of miserable 0.67 row of piece rates also very to go. 首映礼这边是这样,估摸着少得可怜的0.67排片率的其他影院也好不到哪儿去。 Although this indeed will affect the following development progress of entire plan, just like but the spring is the same, today is more suffering is more miserable, then bottoms the rebound time will be more violent. 罢了,虽然这的确会影响到整个计划的后续发展进度,但正如弹簧一样,今天越委屈越凄凉,回头触底反弹的时候就会越猛烈。 Chen Guang is consoling oneself forcefully. 陈光强行自我安慰着。 In his brain is indulging in flights of fancy, that side conclusion interviewed " Sunlight Man » reporter flushed finally. 他脑子里正胡思乱想,那边结束采访《阳光男人》的记者终于冲了过来。 The Chen Guang evil reputation outside, the timid reporter carries the long spear/gun short artillery after all by far to " Woman » platform crazy ka scratches ka scratches, is braver, thinks the international friend reporter who the depth unearths more materials rushed to under the stage directly, is away from the distant holding up microphone to aim at Chen Guang, shouts to inquire loudly. 陈光毕竟恶名在外,胆子小一些的记者远远端起长枪短炮对着《巾帼》站台疯狂的咔擦咔擦,胆子大一些的,想深度挖掘出更多猛料的国际友人记者直接冲到了舞台下方,隔着远远的举起话筒对准陈光,扯着嗓子大声提起问来。 „Comes from Mr. Chen of Huaxia, whether you are satisfied with oneself this grand preview ceremony?” “请问来自华夏的陈先生,您是否对自己这盛大的首映式感到满意呢？” „Mr. Chen, where your red blanket looks? Really attractive, quickly was more spacious than the field of Los Angeles Lakers.” “陈先生,您这红毯是从哪儿找来的啊？真是漂亮,都快比洛杉矶湖人队的球场都更宽敞了。” „You also think now can oneself obtain the Oscar best actor? We really want to know, what you are one type self-confident has the courage to say such words to come.” “请问您现在还认为自己可以获得奥斯卡最佳男主角吗？我们实在想知道,您到底出于一种什么样的自信才有勇气说出这样的话来。” „Mr. Chen, although the American people to be always tolerant and world-famous, but you did not feel were own some extremely arrogant? What do you are feel now at heart? Is facing this...... funny preview ceremony?” “陈先生,虽然美国人民一向以宽容而闻名世界,但你不觉得自己有些过于狂妄了吗？你现在心里是什么感受呢？面对着这样……滑稽的首映式？” „Heard that Mr. Chen you will also publish one and performing arts related books, we really want to know performing arts where you study? Your Yanjing cinema institute? Huaxia Central Academy of Drama? Also or, is such that in the chivalric fiction novel of your Huaxia writes, do you study under some to live in seclusion Mr. white beard in mountain forest?” “听说陈先生您还将出版一本与表演艺术有关的书籍,我们实在很想知道您到底是在哪里学的表演艺术？你们的燕京电影学院吗？还是华夏中央戏剧学院？又或者,是你们华夏的武侠小说里写的那样,您师从某个隐居在山林里的白胡子老头儿？” These reporters asked that this words come, from the start can reply on hopeless Chen Guang, did not interview like the normal reporter is completely pressing the order comes, but was similar to machine-gun to seem like the interview actually frantic satire one after another generally. 这些记者问出这种话来,压根就没指望陈光能回答,完全不像正常的记者采访那样按着顺序一个一个的来,而是接二连三如同连珠炮一般看似采访实则疯狂的讽刺。 Asking half that they are noisy, have not really borne roar with laughter. 他们闹闹哄哄的问到一半,实在没忍住纷纷哄堂大笑起来。 „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” „Really is funny! This subverted me the impression completely to the Huaxia person.” “真是滑稽！这完全颠覆了我对华夏人的印象。” „Right.” “没错。” Fang Tianyu is pale the face, Lü Xiaoliang holds on him, he almost rushed to punch the person. 方天宇铁青着脸,要不是吕小梁拉住他,他几乎就冲上去揍人了。 Fang Tianyu has come back to look angrily at Lü Xiaoliang, „grass, aren't you angry?” 方天宇回过头怒视吕小梁,“艹,你都不生气？” Lü Xiaoliang shrugs, silently pulls out a lint ball from the ear, „I have not heard them to say anything from the start.” 吕小梁耸肩,默默的从耳朵里掏出个棉球来,“我压根就没听到他们在说什么。” Two people will look at together face directly Chen Guang that the multitude of people finger/refer. 两人又一起将目光投向直面千夫所指的陈光。 At this moment, facing myriad teased, he was still actually without turning a hair, smiling looks under the stage this group of clumsy mischief-doers. 此时此刻,面对万千调侃,他却依然面不改色,笑眯眯的看着台下这群跳梁小丑。 He particularly harmonious raising hand, downward a pressure, „your issues were too even many, I 11 did not answer, I only said one. If you stand outside the movie theater scold me, you said that what I only treat as have not heard. If you really so dislike me, you have the guts to enter the movie theater, first watched my movie, then you scolded my movie and my person again! This may now such superficial flexure itchy be much more interesting than you. Moreover, I know that you do not want to contribute the box office to me, doesn't matter, I announced, today Hollywood Huaxia theater all «Woman» movie tickets are free, I gave you to wrap the movie ticket, what kind of?” 他甚至分外和睦的举起手来,往下一压,“你们的问题太多了,我就不一一作答了,我就只说一句。如果你们只是站在电影院外面骂我,那你们说什么我都只当做没听见。如果你们真的如此讨厌我,那你们有胆量就走进电影院,先看了我的电影,然后你们再来骂我的电影和我的人！这可比你们现在这样不痛不痒的挠痒痒有意思得多。另外,我知道你们不想给我贡献票房,没关系,我个人宣布,今天好莱坞华夏剧院所有《巾帼》的电影票都免费,我给你们把电影票包了,怎么样？” Where many reporters have met this smiling to the hooligan who the multitude of people finger/refer, look at each other in blank dismay. 众多记者哪儿遇到过这种笑对千夫指的野路子,纷纷面面相觑。 „Bah! Even if you pay out of money also to give up any idea of that we watch your broken movie!” “呸！哪怕你倒贴钱也休想我们看你的破电影！” „Right, we walk, clumsy mischief-doer, snort/hum!” “没错,咱们走,跳梁小丑,哼！” Many reporters see the Chen Guang immunity to taunt, pouring somewhat is also insipid, scolds to turn around to plan to leave. 众多记者见陈光免疫嘲讽,倒也有些索然无味,骂了骂转身就打算离开。 Lü Xiaoliang and Fang Tianyu were startled dull by the bearing that Chen Guang this handled big issue with smart power, worthily was a boss, must send to refer to! 吕小梁和方天宇被陈光这四两拨千斤的气度惊了个呆,不愧是老板,强得发指了！ Two people collect side Chen Guang, touched his shoulder, „does boss, how you bear?” 两人凑陈光身边,碰了碰他肩膀,“老板,你到底怎么忍住的？” Chen Guang: „? What did you say?” 陈光:“啊？你们说什么？” He said that while pulled out the ear. 他一边讲,一边掏了掏耳朵。 Lü Xiaoliang and a Fang Tianyu face ignorant *, „what hasn't boss your heard? In your ear does not have the stopper thing!” 吕小梁和方天宇一脸懵*,“老板你什么都没听见？你耳朵里没塞东西啊！” Chen Guang smiles, „you, naive! To you said early I was the martial arts masters, just I used the internal strength to block my sense of hearing, thundered I unable to hear.” 陈光神秘一笑,“你们呐,天真！早给你们说我是武林高手了,刚我用内功封锁了自己的听觉,打雷我都听不见。” Two people: „......” 两人:“……” High, is really high. 高,实在是高。 A farther place, still looks that here William * on Jones face is hanging the incomparably self-satisfied smile. 更远些的地方,依然看着这边的威廉*琼斯脸上挂着无比得意的笑容。 „William, we should go, do not watch the performance of this clown, waste time.” “威廉,咱们该进去了,别看这小丑的表演了,浪费时间。” „, Sharon, this is not very interesting, is very fun, the best actors who even obtain the Berlin movie circle me are more interesting.” “不不不,莎朗,这很有意思,很好玩,甚至比我获得柏林电影界的最佳男演员都更有意思。” „I do not want to approve you, but is very indeed interesting.” “我不想认同你,但的确很有意思。” „You did not think that he was too pitiful?” “你们不觉得他太可怜了吗？” „Emma, if made him work, what was pitiful was we are right.” “艾玛,如果让他得逞了,可怜的是我们才对。” „He reminded me of Cervantes's Tang Ji ke virtue.” “他让我想起了塞万提斯的唐吉坷德。” William * Jones: „No, Emma, he is only and Tang Jike is equally laughable, but does not have Tang Jike great. Yo, you looked, Mr. Joos passed.” 威廉*琼斯:“不,艾玛,他只是和唐吉坷德一样可笑,但却没有唐吉坷德的伟大。哟,你们看,约什坦先生过去了。” When these people talked endlessly, Donard * Joos this old fogy wore a coattails, is swaying from side to side the large body, actually very agile went toward " Woman » booth. 在这几人喋喋不休的时候,多纳德*约什坦这老家伙穿着一身燕尾服,扭动着肥大的身躯,却又十分敏捷的往《巾帼》的展台而去。 Before he cashed in him „promise”, really just prepared the reporters who disband to pull back. 他兑现了他之前的“诺言”,真把刚刚准备散伙的记者们又拉了回来。 He immerses in making up the pleasant sensation of blade is inescapably involved, distant is looking at each other with Chen Guang, Donard mused, I have said that I must make you lose completely the face countenance. 他沉浸在补刀的快感中不能自拔,远远的与陈光对视着,多纳德心里暗想,我说过的,我要让你丢尽颜面。 I must you on that day in my front spouting rhetoric from beginning to end is in front of everyone to say! 我要把你那天在我面前的大放厥词原原本本的当着所有人的面讲出来！ Gives you screening hall to become my glory on the 14 th? 给你十四号放映厅会成为我的荣耀？ Do you want to make me witness a birth of new times? 你想让我见证一个新时代的诞生？ I have never seen the so impudent and shameless person! 我从未见过如此厚颜无耻的人！ In some sense, you indeed are representing the new times, in movie history should not appear compared with you shameless person again. 某种意义上,你的确代表着新时代,电影史上应该不会再出现比你更无耻的人了。 „This old goods must install *, Boss, what to do now should we?” “这老货又要来装*了,老板,现在我们该怎么办？” Lü Xiaoliang stand Chen Guang behind, particularly anxious is asking. 吕小梁站陈光身后,分外紧张的问着。 Donard's mouth inexpensive, Lü Xiaoliang has profound understanding, the reporter and eats the melon people anything's boss to disregard, but Donard * Joos actually has no alternative but to respond. 多纳德的嘴有多贱,吕小梁深有体会,记者和吃瓜群众什么的老板可以无视,但多纳德*约什坦却不能不搭理。 If not pay attention to him thoroughly, Chen Guang had fallen to the image of valley will further deteriorate, on media thorough wrote an arrogant impolite boorish fellow. 如果彻底不理睬他,陈光本就已经跌到谷底的形象会进一步恶化,会在媒体上被彻彻底底的写成个傲慢无礼的莽夫。 But if manages him, the wizard knows that this old goods prepared the exasperating new trick. 但如果理他的话,鬼才知道这老货是不是又准备了气人的新花样。 „All right, does not need to manage him, I now am super.” “没事,不用理他,我现在超级淡定。” „Really?” “真的咩？” „I ensure cannot kill.” “我保证不会出人命。” Fang Tianyu: „......” 方天宇:“……” Lü Xiaoliang, „, otherwise we walk, does not need to let villains hold sway, this little while also 7.5 15, five minutes of movies also this/should formally started in any case again.” 吕小梁,“不然咱们还是走吧,没必要让小人得志,反正这会儿也七点五十五了,再有五分钟电影也该正式开始了。” Three people are chatting, that Donard more walks is nearer. 三人正聊着,那头多纳德越走越近。 Suddenly, follows in Donard behind reporters actually fierce chaotic. 突然,跟在多纳德身后的记者们却猛的乱了起来。 The crowd lives in the footsteps gradually, the increasing number of people will look at another side of the square, is following side " Woman » stage the spacious red blanket has extended to go outward. 人群渐渐顿住脚步,越来越多的人将目光投向广场另一侧,正顺着《巾帼》舞台侧面宽大的红毯一直往外延伸而去。 „This, what do these people come to here to make?” “这,这些人来这里做什么？” „Day! Had not heard that they will come!” “天呐！没听说他们会来啊！” „Is this Christmas pleasant surprise?” “这是圣诞节的惊喜么？” Donard in crowd also lived in the footsteps, turns the head to follow others' vision to look toward the distant place, at once is also opening mouth greatly, being at a loss of whole face. 人群中的多纳德也顿住了脚步,转头顺着别人的目光一齐往远处看去,旋即也大张着嘴,满脸的迷惘。 Had been mentally prepared travels, or is stands is accepting Chen Guang several people of Donard wanton bombing same place, turns the head to look similarly toward the end of oneself red blanket. 原本已经做好心理准备跑路,或者就是站在原地接受多纳德狂轰滥炸的陈光几人,也同样转头向着自家红毯的尽头看去。 After the short god, looks frontline the crowd, to the black person brother who oneself waved, Chen Guang is grinning to smile by far suddenly. 在短暂的愣神之后,看着走在人群最前方,正远远冲着自己直挥手的黑人老哥,陈光突然就咧嘴笑了。 Has not thought that when oneself most knock chen and most difficult, the friend who he has not considered dropped from the clouds to be the liberator to come unexpectedly! 万万没想到,在自己最磕碜和最艰难的时候,一个他从来就没考虑到的老兄居然从天而降当救星来了！ Is Boner * Pierce, top coach of this North American Boxing, senior celebrity! 是博纳*皮尔斯,这个北美拳击界的顶级教练,资深大腕儿！ In his follows him to walk behind from the red blanket, looking into the distance, is Mayweather, mouth artillery Connor, John * Heenan, big show elder brother these enlivens in wwe or the synthesis wrestle unexpectedly or the top player in professional boxing match, the competition appearance money tens of millions and even over a hundred million world-class wrestle giant stars! 在他的身后跟随着他一路从红毯走来的,放眼望去,竟是梅威瑟、嘴炮康纳、约翰*希南、大秀哥这些活跃在wwe或者综合格斗又或者职业拳赛上的顶级选手,比赛出场费数千万乃至上亿的世界级格斗巨星们！ Although is different from the popularity of entertainment star is so widespread, but the prestigious friendly fields of these people, not only does not lose the entertainment world star completely, even has really it! 虽然不同于娱乐明星的知名度那么广泛,但这些人的名望和气场,不仅完全不输娱乐圈明星,甚至更有甚之！ Because their fans are more frantic! 因为他们的粉丝更狂热！ Looked that these planned looked reporters this time that oneself laugh is very frantic and demented performance, can be inferred. 就看那些原本打算看自己笑话的记者们此时无比狂热与癫狂的表现,就可见一斑。 Chen Guang is then suddenly enlighted, I before extremely in immersing, in own world and wrote a book in this matter, is only thinking tried to find the solution in the entertainment world. 陈光这才恍然大悟,我之前太过于沉浸在自己的世界和写书这件事里面了,只想着在娱乐圈内想办法。 How I have not thought early, can actually from other path! 我怎么早没想到,其实可以从别的路子着手啊！ The mother egg, the black brother saved a life luckily! 妈蛋,幸好黑老哥救命了！ Does not know that he sold the big favor, but in can pull this lineup to come to oneself at this moment, this friendship really not. 不知道他到底卖了多大的人情,但在此时此刻能给自己拉扯出这阵容来,这份情谊真的没谁了。 Donard stands in the crowd dull, in the brain was vacant, my vertigo? 多纳德呆呆的站在人群中,脑子里一片茫然,是我眼花了吗？ Today has the global wrestle all-star game in Los Angeles? 今天在洛杉矶有全球格斗全明星赛吗？ What do these lunatics come to here to make? 这些疯子来这儿做什么？ Their going astray square, going astray red blanket? 他们走错片场,走错红毯了吧？ Perhaps must by the fame, these wrestle King not necessarily be able to catch up with the movie star or the singer, but must discuss the frantic degree of the personal income as well as fans, mouth artillery Connor these people also really enough several stars add to pursue. 要论名气,或许这些格斗王者未必赶得上影星或者歌星,但要论个人收入以及粉丝的狂热程度,嘴炮康纳这些人还真够得几个明星加起来追赶的。 The reporters had lost control thoroughly, completely forgot the original goal, was screaming crazy the wrestle boxing all-star line-up of toward Bonnes * Pierce leading flushes away. 记者们已经彻底失控了,完完全全忘记了自己本来的目的,尖叫着疯狂的就往博纳*皮尔斯带队的格斗拳击全明星阵容冲去。 They run like crazy, in hand long spear/gun dash crazy twinkle. 他们一路疯跑,手中长枪短跑疯狂的闪烁。