Chapter 70 steals NPC 第70章偷NPC „Zellars...... is this another world? You are......” Shinn look to ink the poor trumpet, asked respectfully. “艾泽拉斯……这就是另一个世界吗？您到底是……”西恩看着墨穷的小号,恭敬地问道。 After experiencing the computer desktop indescribable terrifying, his unprecedented honest. 经历了电脑桌面不可名状的恐怖后,他前所未有的老实。 To him of Saint herd respect, awed extremely at this moment. 原本就对圣牧极为崇敬的他,此刻更加敬畏有加。 The great strength of Saint herd, is understandable, rides the dragon to resurrect also or the Saint light, can say that its magic attainments were too powerful. 圣牧的强大,还是可以理解的,无论是骑龙还是复活亦或者圣光,都可以说其魔法造诣太强大了。 But, before such world, that seal depressing space, that absurd confused material structure, that indescribable cutting duplication glue, and even renaming and deletion...... looked at one, made him from the heart tremble. 可是,之前那样的世界,那封闭压抑的空间,那荒谬错乱的物质结构,那不可名状的剪切复制粘贴,乃至重命名和删除……只是看一眼,就让他发自内心地颤栗。 When the black ink poor right key clicks on him, he can feel panic-stricken that is sent out by the innermost soul, so long as the black ink poor light point unloading, he will then destroy. 当墨穷右键点击他时,他能感受到一种由灵魂深处散发出的惊恐,只要墨穷轻点卸载,他便会就此销毁。 He can feel oneself all information, exposes in existence eye that is unable to look, once examines own further information, he will be erased by an infinite grand impact, from existing on fundamentally removes. 他能感受到自己所有的资讯,都暴露在一个无法仰望的存在眼中,一旦查看自己的详细情况,他就会被一种无限宏伟的冲击抹掉,从存在根本上去除。 „You can call me the demon ball.” black ink poor say/way. “你可以叫我魔球。”墨穷道。 „Great demon ball, you want me to make anything, please do not send into exile I......” Shinn to lie in the ground entreaty said, he will have in the desktop, regards as the exile. “伟大的魔球,您要我做什么都可以,请不要放逐我……”西恩趴在地上哀求道,他将存在桌面里,视为放逐。 Although present Zellars is also quite strange, but at least this seems like a world, the beautiful scenery has the town to have the life. 尽管眼前的艾泽拉斯也是相当诡异,但至少这看起来像个世界,有山有水有城镇有生命。 „You were too weak, at least needs to become the god, may help me.” black ink said poorly. “你太弱了,至少要成为神,才有可能帮我。”墨穷说道。 „......” Shinn is shivering, said in a low voice: „Becoming the god possibly to help you?” “……”西恩颤抖着,低声道:“成为神才可能帮您？” „Is only possible, you must first have the self-preservation ability as far as possible, was not killed easily. But this is only the premise, later I will arrange you to learn some knowledge.” black ink poor say/way. “只是可能,你先要尽可能有自保能力,不容易被杀死。而这只是前提,之后我会安排你学习一些知识。”墨穷道。 Shinn appears to understand but not really understand, he is unable to understand that the black ink utmost poverty is anything exists, light/only leads him to another world, has been above the imagination. 西恩似懂非懂,他根本无法理解墨穷到底是什么存在,光是把他带到另一个世界,就已然超乎想象。 „How do I want to do?” Saying, Shinn hand dug out one handful of earth on the ground. “我要怎么做？”说着,西恩手在地上抠了一捧土。 black ink poor one startled, he can exist in Zellars, is within the anticipation, but never expected that he can destroy the terrain unexpectedly. 墨穷一惊,他能在艾泽拉斯存在,是意料之内,但没想到他竟然可以破坏地形。 However is careful thinks, Shinn can at the matter that own world does, as the black ink poor arrow, arrives at the game world naturally also to do. It seems Shinn to play a game of named realistic life in the demon beast. 不过仔细一想,西恩能在自己世界做的事,作为墨穷的箭,来到游戏世界自然也可以做。就好像西恩是在魔兽里玩着一款名为现实人生的游戏。 As the living person, he has many functions that the game player does not have here. 作为活生生的人,他在这里具备游戏玩家所没有的许多功能。 For example cuts trees down, for example excavates earth, for example has a child...... 比如砍树,比如挖土,比如生孩子…… „Can you see the names of these people?” black ink asked poorly. “你能看到这些人的名字吗？”墨穷问道。 Shinn looks to nearby several NPC, said at a loss: „What name? Can the name also look? Or did I ask him?” 西恩看向一旁的几个NPC,茫然道:“什么名字？名字还可以看的？要不我去问一下他？” black ink said poorly at will, sees Shinn to go with NPC to talk, however NPC replied him very much stodgily some fixed lines. 墨穷说随意,就见西恩去跟NPC对话,然而NPC只是很死板地回答他一些固定台词。 „His what is this?” Shinn is very vacant. “他这是什么意思？”西恩很茫然。 black ink thinks deeply about a say/way poorly: „You dug up putting on his clothes, then rides this horse, comes with me.” 墨穷思索一番道:“你把他衣服扒了穿上,然后把这马骑走,跟我来。” Shinn obeys very much honestly, takes off own clothes directly, then dug up up the armor that flashed the Jin Town public security officer, put in oneself. 西恩很老实地听从,直接把自己的衣服脱掉,然后扒光了闪金镇治安官的铠甲,穿在自己身上。 black ink looks in the one side poorly, says a word, collects to force in the backpack the clothes that Shinn throws. 墨穷在一旁看着,啧啧做声,把西恩丢下来的衣服拾取塞进背包。 After changing the clothes of public security officer, Shinn seemed like had not been out of sorts, originally real to dazzling image, under the clothes package of that wrap/sets distortion, seemed like the style and Zellars world fused, a face ignorant/veiled, could not see is an honorable person. 换上治安官的衣服后,西恩看起来就没那么违和了,原本真实到刺眼的形象,在那套失真的衣服包裹下,看起来画风与艾泽拉斯世界相融合了许多,把脸一蒙,更是看不出是个真人。 Shinn changes the clothes, directly dodging Jin Town ties up to pull in the horse of roadside, steps to ride. 西恩换好衣服,直接把闪金镇拴在路边的马牵走,跨上去就骑。 As a knight, he will certainly ride a horse, at this moment just like steals the horse to ride this generally like the background horse, actually no NPC coming up manages. 作为一名骑士,他当然会骑马,此刻犹如偷马一般的骑走了这如背景般的马,硬是没有一个NPC上来管。 Looks at the public security officer again, is naked the body, only wears underpants, stands erect in the village, the whole face is firm and resolute, digs up the clothes to steal the behavior of horse to this, is unobjectionable. 再看治安官,赤裸着身子,只穿着一条裤衩,屹立在村口,满脸坚毅,对这扒衣偷马的行为,毫无异议。 black ink rubs the mount poorly, leading him to go toward violent Wind City. 墨穷搓出坐骑,带着他朝暴风城而去。 Soon, there is a player half step that practices the hunter trumpet runs, asks the public security officer to assign the duty, sees the public security officer of fruit body, has a scare at the scene. 不多时,有个练猎人小号的玩家快步跑来,找治安官交任务,见到果体的治安官,当场吓了一跳。 „Lying trough! This how!” “卧槽！这咋了！” The public security officer will certainly not reply him, the hunter trumpet the screenshot, then discovered immediately the duty can hand over. 治安官当然不会回答他,猎人小号当即截图,然后发现任务还是可以交的。 „Haha, this demonstrates bug?” The hunter trumpet has not cared, only considers an amusing thing, after all in the game the sudden clothes did not show that or the hair did not have, changed bare, was possible. “哈哈,这是显示bug吗？”猎人小号没太在意,只当是个趣事,毕竟游戏里突然衣服不显示了,或者头发没了,变秃了,都是可能的。 After he hands over the duty left, toward violent Wind City runs. 他交了任务离开后,也朝暴风城跑去。 When he rushes to storm city gate, discovered that one team of violent Wind City Imperial family cavalry guards walk, but, nine guards all are naked the fruit body. 当他赶到暴风城门口时,发现一队暴风城皇家骑兵卫兵走来,但是,九个卫兵全都赤身果体。 „This? The armor of imperial guard? Horse? How to become the infantry?” The hunter trumpet was shocked. “这又怎么了？皇家卫队的铠甲呢？还有马呢？怎么成步兵了？”那猎人小号惊呆了。 The imperial cavalry guard is extremely graceful, but actually became one crowd of muscle male wear underpants arrays to stride at this moment, looked at the straight spicy eye. 皇家骑兵卫队原本是极帅的,但此刻却成了一群肌肉男穿着裤衩列阵跨步走,看得直辣眼睛。 Storm city gate often some people passed by, more and more people saw after the imperial fruit rushes to the guard, follows they. 暴风城门口时常有人路过,越来越多人看到皇家果奔卫队后,纷纷跟着他们。 „Too spicy eye, this will bug restore?” “太辣眼睛了,这bug会恢复吗？” „Does not know, even the weapon and horse did not have,” “不知道,连武器和马也没有了,” They this scene screenshot, then send to the association group, after chatting a while, left respectively. 他们将这场景截图,然后发到公会群里,聊了一会儿后就各自离开了。 However shortly, also some people say in group immediately: „Goes to the king hall quickly! King also up!” 然而没多久,立刻又有人在群里说道:“快去国王大厅！国王也光了！” The people are panic-stricken, quickly goes into the king hall, saw that year light peaceful, because, did not have to the armor from the weapon completely. 众人惊骇,急忙跑到国王大厅,就见那年轻的安度因,从武器到铠甲全部没了。 Everyone was then uncomfortable, as the eldest child of alliance, is like this highly improper? This will definitely become the stem, spreads wantonly, particularly tribe player, certainly this biography for laughingstock. 这下大家就难受了,作为联盟的老大,这样子成何体统？这肯定会成为梗,大肆流传,尤其是部落玩家,一定会把这传为笑柄。 „Has passed on, our association has the tribe pig trumpet.” “已经传过去了,咱们公会有部落猪小号。” „Cracks a joke! Hurries dozen of custom services to make them restore!” “开什么玩笑！赶紧打客服让他们修复啊！” „Doesn't their have the NPC light?” “他们那没有NPC光着吗？” „No , how this bug does not brush, in they hope on the queen!” “没有,靠,这bug怎么不刷在他们希女王身上啊！” „You...... idea good......” “你……想法不错……” Several only play the player of alliance, looks to stand and wait for a long time bitterly in the hall, the light a body face confident king, quickly is putting out the cell phone dial custom service. 几个只玩联盟的玩家,痛心疾首地看着伫立在大厅中,光着身子一脸坦然的国王,急忙拿出手机拨打客服电话。 Is one scolds right in the face: „You do anything! Was the server cultivated/repaired making do of air conditioning? secure knew because of up you!” 劈头盖脸就是一顿骂:“你们搞什么啊！服务器又被修空调的乱搞吗？安度因都光了你们知道嘛！” „Is unfair to the mister, does the server have problems? I will record reporting......” customer service warm sound said. “对不起先生,请问服务器出了什么问题？我会记录下来上报的……”客服温声道。 The alliance players exclaimed: „Peaceful because of up! The armor, the weapon did not have, imperial guards also up.” 联盟玩家吼道:“安度因光了！铠甲,武器全没了,还有皇家卫队也光了。” „......” Custom service is a little ignorant. “呃……”客服有点懵。 The player continues saying: „Heard that also had to flash the Jin Town public security officer also light/only, I felt strange, why did the bug light do the person of our alliance? Why tribe is there all right? Greek queen not only? Un?” 那玩家继续说道:“听说还有闪金镇治安官也光了,我就奇怪了,凭什么bug光搞我们联盟的人？凭什么部落那里没事？希女王怎么不光？嗯？” The customer service quickly said: „Was the clothes did not have? This demonstrates bug, I the situation upward explanation, they will restore as soon as possible.” 客服急忙说道:“是衣服没了是吗？这是显示bug,我会把情况向上说明,他们会尽快修复的。” „Did restore finish up? Tribe pig already some people of truncations chart! Why that side the tribe to be all right? Or you let Queen also up.” Alliance player excited say/way. “修复就完事了吗？部落猪已经有人截了图了！凭什么部落那边就没事？要不你们让希女王也光了吧。”联盟玩家激动道。 „Mister, this naturally is incorrect......” customer service speechless say/way. “先生,这当然是不行的……”客服无语道。 „Why to be good? Our kings light/only, let their queens also light/only, why on pit our alliance? I suspected that this is not bug, where had bug not to have the horse? The cavalries changed the infantry! Do you aim at our alliance? The Vanuatu kings died, is the new king small can not be concerned about face? Isn't the Vanuatu king soul in heaven speech easy-to-use?” “凭什么不行？我们国王都光了,让他们女王也光啊,凭什么就坑我们联盟？我都怀疑这不是bug,哪有bug连马都没了的？骑兵变步兵了啊！你们是不是针对我们联盟？瓦王死了,新国王还小就可以不要脸了是吧？瓦王在天之灵说话不好使了是吧？” The customer service does not know whether to laugh or cry saying: „Which camp this possibly is not aims certainly at......” 客服哭笑不得道:“这当然不可能是针对哪一个阵营……” „How not to aim , does this make secure also be the king because of later? Or you change a leader!” Alliance player excited say/way. “怎么不是针对,这让安度因以后还怎么当国王？要不你们换个领袖吧！”联盟玩家激动道。 „Sorry, Mister, the issue that the game renews is the work of rainstorm, we will not interfere.” Custom service say/way. “对不起,先生,游戏更新的问题是暴雨的工作,我们不会干涉。”客服道。 Also said a while, helpless the alliance players hang up. 又说了一会儿,联盟玩家无奈挂断。 To make that side the tribe also throw the times person, is not realistic, he is also vents, can only recognize unlucky. 想让部落那边也丢次人,是不现实的,他也不过是发泄一下,只能认倒霉了。 He idles bored, then flies to look to transform the master to trade the coverall contour. 他闲得无聊,便飞去找幻化师换个套装外形。 Now this plays, must say that which NPC front person are most, that was not the auction room transforms the master. 现在这游戏,要说哪个NPC面前的人最多,那不是拍卖行就是幻化师了。 Just walked, saw that some people complained: „? Transforms the master?” 刚走过去,就看到有人抱怨:“诶？幻化师呢？” One group of people compel to jump madly in the house ignorant, should stand and wait for a long time in that transforming master, does not know when did not have. 一群人懵逼地在房子里乱跳,原本应该伫立在那的幻化师,不知何时没了。 „What? Didn't NPC have?” “什么？NPC没了？” Here person more gathers, everyone is looking to transform the master. 这里的人越聚越多,大家都在找幻化师。 „Transforms the master not to run all over the place, looks quickly.” “幻化师不会乱跑的啊,快找找。” „Has a look in the river to have!” Some people jump to leap, jumps to the river in directly looks. “看看河里有没有！”有的人纵身一跃,直接就跳到河里去找。 Also some people fly the roof, already nearby receiving search. 还有的人飞到屋顶,已经附近的接到搜寻。 Even inquired the guard, transformed position. 甚至去询问卫兵,幻化师的位置。 However the guard labels that shop as before, even if inside has not transformed the master. 然而卫兵依旧是标注那个小店,哪怕里面没有幻化师。 „Feared that wasn't killed?” Some people said. “怕不是被杀了吧？”有人说道。 Game NPC can be killed, can die including their alliance eldest children, but must be the hostile tribe players is good. 游戏NPC是可以被杀的,包括他们的联盟老大也可以去死,只不过必须是敌对的部落玩家才行。 „Is impossible? Did the tribe hit?” “不可能吧？部落打来了？” „No, our so many people in this, how I who when they do kill do not know?” “没啊,我们这么多人在这,他们什么时候杀的我怎么不知道？” When they have doubts, quick some players discovered other unusualities: „Comes quickly! Attached the demon trainer not to have!” 正当他们疑惑之际,很快又有玩家发现了其他的异常:“快来！附魔训练师没了！” „Engineering NPC?” “工程学NPC呢？” „Alchemy trainer did not have!” “炼金术训练师也没了！” „I depend, where NPC of void warehouse ran!” “我靠,虚空仓库的NPC跑哪去了！” The short dozen minutes, the alliance players in Lord city look for NPC everywhere, finally discovery all the specialized trainers and material business of life occupation did not have, but also including all professional teachers, even transforms the master, the storekeeper, the operations officer is also missing! 短短十几分钟,主城的联盟玩家到处找NPC,最后发现所有生活职业的专业训练师、材料商都没了,还包括所有职业导师,甚至是幻化师,仓库管理员,飞行管理员也全都失踪！ Commerce NPC that they never patronize, disappears entirely , lock and board armor business, weapon business, backpack business and drugs business, even is the association merchant. 就连他们从来不去光顾的商贩NPC,也统统不见了,布、皮、锁、板甲商、武器商、背包商、药品商,甚至是公会商人。 Was as for using the prestige and honor trades the thing military supplies business NPC not to have. 乃至于用声望和荣誉换东西的军需商NPC都没了。 The big Lord city, only has some useless NPC, all functional NPC are missing entirely! 偌大一个主城,只剩下一些没什么用的NPC,所有功能性NPC统统失踪！ „What ghost! NPC!” “什么鬼啊！NPC呢！” „Were we massacred city? When matter? How don't I know?” “我们被屠城了？什么时候的事？我怎么不知道？” ...... …… ( This chapter ends) (本章完)