BASGS :: Volume #1

#65: Odd person strange event eccentric


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„......” Ding Hao scratches the head depressed. “呃……”丁浩郁闷地挠头。 His heart said that any your younger sister nonsense Swordsman came to understand, how father knows you have evil intent, the broken sword that for in a handle garbage heap picks violates the danger by the body, the fool handles such matter. 他心说什么你妹狗屁剑客觉悟啊,老子怎么知道你是不是心存歹意,为了一柄垃圾堆里捡来的破剑以身犯险,傻子才做那样的事情呢。 You look at you, station not standing type, cowering, act coquettishly, sissy, effeminacy, dreadful, vanity, deceitful...... Your where likely is a man......” cyan clothes strange traveler bewilderedly angry, like is looks at own disappointing son's father, scolded endlessly. “你看你,站没站样,畏畏缩缩,搔首弄姿,娘娘腔,女里女气,猥琐,虚荣,奸诈……你哪里像是个男子汉……”青衣怪客莫名其妙地恼怒,像是看着自己不争气儿子的老子一样,骂起来没完没了。 To finally, his more complete father scolded son's stance, the saliva flew horizontally. 到了最后,他更完全一副老子训斥儿子的姿态,唾沫横飞。 Ding Hao endures not to act crazy. 丁浩忍着没有发飙。 The people under the eaves, have to lower the head. 人在屋檐下,不得不低头。 Before cyan clothes strange traveler, strength that exposes, is not current Ding Hao can contend absolutely, is affected first honestly, first has a look at this fellow, any medicine that bottle gourd inside in the end sells. 青衣怪客之前展露出来的实力,绝对不是目前的丁浩可以抗衡,还是先老老实实装孙子吧,先看看这个家伙,葫芦里面到底卖的什么药。 Ha Ha, Ding Boy your luck is not good, tonight goes out has not read the almanac, unexpectedly has run into a lunatic......” “哈哈,小丁子你运气不好,今晚出门没看黄历,居然遇到了一个疯子……” In the mind, quiet for a long time Sword Ancestor take pleasure in other people's misfortune laughs mindless. 脑海中,沉寂已久的剑祖幸灾乐祸没心没肺地哈哈大笑。 Your silly goods, take pleasure in other people's misfortune, Ding Boy, if has mortal danger, our two both must the belch fart be finished, is really too *** was inexpensive, no wonder is called Cheap (Jian) Ancestor!” Blade Ancestor does not attend to own continuously beautiful young girl that” tries to mold the image, stamps one's foot flustered and exasperated to scold. “你个傻货,幸灾乐祸个屁啊,小丁子要是有生命危险,咱们两个都得嗝屁完蛋,真是太***贱了,怪不得叫做贱祖!”刀祖毫不顾自己一直试图塑造的“美少女”的形象,跳着脚气急败坏地骂道。 „Does smelly young married woman you want to fight? A trivial Realm of Martial King young drunkard lunatic, could it be that father must fear that he is inadequate?” Sword Ancestor was enraged, a language selected cyan clothes strange traveler strength realm. “臭婆娘你想打架是吧?一个区区武王之境的小酒鬼疯子,难道老子还要怕他不成?”剑祖被激怒,一语点出了青衣怪客的实力境界 In Ding Hao heart to suck in a cold breath. 丁浩心中到吸一口冷气 Martial King Realm powerhouse! 武王境强者 Originally this cyan clothes strange traveler unexpectedly is Martial King Realm powerhouse! 原来这青衣怪客竟然是武王境强者 Although the Martial King Realm strength was not lived tens of thousands years of old monster to pay attention to by Blade Ancestor and Sword Ancestor these two, but regarding 2 acupoint Martial Apprentice Realm Ding Hao, this cyan clothes strange traveler simply admires myth general existence. 虽然武王境的实力不被刀祖剑祖这两个活了几万年的老怪物放在眼里,但是对于二窍武徒境丁浩来说,这青衣怪客简直就是高山仰止的神话一般的存在 Certain person cowhides do not blow too greatly, has the skill you to jump to kill this Martial King Realm young lunatic.” Blade Ancestor clearly knows that Sword Ancestor except for other mouth artillery methods, actually be relentless has not exposed shortcomings. “某些人牛皮不要吹得太大,有本事你跳出去将这个武王境的小疯子弄死啊。”刀祖明知道剑祖除了嘴炮没有其他手段,却还是毫不留情地揭短。 Sword Ancestor really very speechless silent three seconds. 剑祖果然很无语地沉默了三秒钟。 After three seconds, Sword Ancestor has appeared the reason of another rebuttal, curls the lip saying: hair is long experience short crazy lady, what do you know? I think this drunkard young lunatic, has not saved any bad mind...... Em, judges according to I many years of experience, he estimated that this boy has a liking for Ding Boy.” 三秒钟之后,剑祖现出了另一个反驳的理由,撇嘴道:“头发长见识短的疯婆娘,你知道什么?我看这个酒鬼小疯子,没有存什么坏心眼……恩,根据我多年的经验来判断,他估计这小子是看上小丁子了。” Has a liking for Ding Boy, could it be that this drunkard lunatic likes beautiful young boy? Coming out that Damn, this you look at?” Blade Ancestor is stunned, at once looking pensive typical: Does not have the means that to maintain a livelihood, Ding Boy, you sacrificed the own appearance, no reason why not!” “看上小丁子,难道这酒鬼疯子喜欢美少男我靠,这你都看的出来?”刀祖愕然,旋即又若有所思地道:“没办法,为了活命,小丁子,你牺牲一下自己的色相,也未尝不可啊!” Ding Hao: ............ 丁浩:“…………” Damn, in your this young married woman brain, what in the end installs is anything obscenity. Filthy thought!” Sword Ancestor staring dumbfounded tunnel: „The meaning of father, was said that this Martial King Realm young lunatic, should be wants to receive Ding Boy for the disciple.” 我了个擦擦擦,你这婆娘脑子里面,到底都装的是一些什么淫.秽思想啊!”剑祖瞠目结舌地道:“老子的意思,是说这个武王境的小疯子,应该是想要收小丁子为徒了。” Blade Ancestor is greatly embarrassed, at once righteousness words tunnel: Is your person too **, your words are too obscene. I was misled by you.” 刀祖大囧,旋即义正言辞地道:“都是你的人太**,你的话太淫.荡,我被你误导了。” Sword Ancestor: ............ 剑祖:“…………” Sword Ancestor: „Are you also concerned about face?” 剑祖:“你还要不要脸?” ...... …… Two old monster of Ding Hao by the mind was quarrelled annoyed. 丁浩被脑海中两个老怪物吵得心烦。 raise one's head, sees only cyan clothes strange traveler still endlessly to point at own to curse., 抬头,只见青衣怪客还在喋喋不休地指着自己乱骂。, Why does not know, the Ding Hao's brains are hard to contain suddenly a little short-circuit, subconscious tunnel: Senior, you are not because at first has not made here come me, finally has to use strongly, thinks not to have the face, for the failure of conceal own, displays such is angry?” 不知道为什么,丁浩的头脑突然就难以遏制地有点儿短路,下意识地道:“前辈,你不会是因为一开始没有将我引到这里来,最后不得不用强,觉得没面子,为了掩饰自己的失败,才表现的这么生气的吧?” The cyan clothes strange traveler scolding sound stops suddenly. 青衣怪客的骂声戛然而止。 The uncombed hair later pupil, is producing an inverted image the spooky moonlight, his vision swift and fierce like blade, tightly has observed closely Ding Hao suddenly. 乱发之后的瞳孔,倒映着幽幽的月光,他目光凌厉如刀,骤然紧紧地地盯住了丁浩 Damn, wasn't this fellow fly into a rage out of humiliation? 我靠,这家伙不会是恼羞成怒了吧? Ding Hao a few words said that a little regretted. 丁浩一句话说完,就有点儿后悔。 Who knew gently at this time, cyan clothes strange traveler vision beginning. 谁知道在这时,青衣怪客目光开始柔和了起来。 ***, Your this boy...... Cannot think that has not hidden the truth from you unexpectedly, ***, guesses that you also let alone come out, luckily here only then we, nobody see father in the face of a later generation smelly.” “***,你这小子……想不到竟然没有瞒过你,***,猜出来你也别说出来啊,幸亏这里只有咱们两个人,没有人看到老子在一个后辈面前出糗。” cyan clothes strange traveler was saying, takes off liquor bottle gourd of waist, pulls out the plug, thump thump raised head to drink several big mouths. 青衣怪客说着,摘下腰间的酒葫芦,拔开塞子,咕咚咕咚仰头喝了几大口。 A refreshing wine, has filled the air in the summit of Gu Feng (Solitary Peak) immediately. 一股沁人心脾的酒香,在孤峰之巅顿时弥漫了开来。 Ding Hao a little confused feeling. 丁浩有点儿错乱的感觉。 Was good, since has seen through, with, your weapon, this is a good sword, treasures well.” Traces liquor stain of corners of the mouth, cyan clothes strange traveler raises hand, throws rusted sword gives back to Ding Hao. “好了,既然识破了,拿回去吧,你的兵器,这可是一把好剑,好好珍惜。”摸了摸嘴角的酒渍,青衣怪客扬手,将锈剑抛还给丁浩 Good sword?” Ding Hao whispered: Broken sword that picks from the garbage heap.” “好剑?”丁浩嘀咕道:“从垃圾堆里捡来的破剑而已。” What did you say?” cyan clothes strange traveler is not a little calm: „Is this you picks from the garbage heap the sword?” “你说什么?”青衣怪客有点儿不淡定了:“这把剑是你从垃圾堆里捡来的?” He looks at Sun Fei, kept sighing, end also a little being absentminded tunnel: ***, Your boy does not fear the die sooner die sooner, picks a sword in the garbage heap casually, can hit transports greatly, no wonder before , you threw the sword, does not worry to love dearly, it seems like father wrongly accused you!” 他看着孙飞,一阵长吁短叹,末了还有点儿失魂落魄地道:“***,你小子也不怕折寿,随便在垃圾堆里捡一把剑,也能撞大运,怪不得之前你丢了剑,一点儿也不着急心疼呢,看来老子错怪你了!” Ding Hao is not calm: What's wrong? Is could it be that this broken sword treasure?” 丁浩也不淡定了:“怎么?难道这把破剑是宝贝?” Believes me,” cyan clothes strange traveler collects the bamboo hat big head, an extremely sincere stance, eager tunnel: Young brat, you later absolutely again cannot pick suchbroken sword. ” “相信我,”青衣怪客将斗笠大的脑袋凑过来,一副极为诚恳的姿态,眼巴巴地道:“小兔崽子,你以后绝对再也捡不到这样的“破剑”了。” Ha? Said that this rusted sword also is really the treasure?” “哈?这么说这锈剑还真的是宝贝?” Ding Hao hear speech/words, carefully watches in the hand rusted sword handful of halfly believing and half doubting repeatedly. 丁浩闻言,将信将疑地将锈剑捧在手里一遍遍仔细观看。 Before this handle rusted sword indeed is, that Ding Hao picks from the garbage heap, has covered entirely the red rusty stain, spider common fissures, as if momentarily the break will be ordinary, looked from the appearance, even if takes away to sell the scrap iron, only feared that also nobody wants. 这柄锈剑的确是以前那个丁浩从垃圾堆里捡出来的,布满了红色的锈斑,还有一道道蜘蛛一般的裂痕,仿佛随时都会断裂一般,从卖相上看,就算是拿去卖废铁,只怕也没有人要。 But Ding Hao own, just thought that uses conveniently , is very seemingly tenacious, temporarily remained, didn't expect in this Realm of Martial King powerhouse eye, this rusted sword unexpectedly is the treasure! 丁浩自己,也只不过是觉得用起来蛮顺手,貌似也挺坚韧,就暂时留了下来,没想到在这位武王之境强者眼中,这锈剑居然是宝贝! Good, since is the judgment of Martial King Realm powerhouse, that perhaps this rusted sword also is really the treasure. 好吧,既然是武王境强者的判断,那说不定这锈剑还真的是宝贝呢。 Ding Hao hey is happy, ties up rusted sword cautiously in the back. 丁浩嘿嘿乐着,小心翼翼地将锈剑缚在背后。 Two people such were dumbfounded noisily, why Ding Hao did not know, suddenly think cyan clothes strange traveler kind. 两个人这么大眼瞪小眼地吵闹了一阵,丁浩也不知道为什么,突然觉得青衣怪客亲切了起来。 His intuition always very spirits. 他这种直觉向来很灵的。 Senior you lead me to come to here specially, for?” Ding Hao is trying asking. “前辈您特意带我来这里,是为了?”丁浩试着问道。 First let alone these many.” cyan clothes strange traveler is not willing to say obviously that did not wave patiently, raised head thump thump has drunk several big good wines, conjured put out black jar, dozens types of food, even the flail pot and lumber were complete, lost on the ground, asked: Ran the half of the day, scolded for quite a while, the mouth does, was hungry, won't your boy, prepare food? First made the food again to say to father.” “先别说这么多。”青衣怪客明显不愿意多说,不耐烦地挥了挥手,又仰头咕咚咕咚地喝了几大口美酒,变戏法似的拿出一口黑锅,几十样食材,甚至连架锅和木材都齐全,丢在地上,问道:“跑了半天,又骂了半天,口干,也饿了,你小子,会做饭不?先给老子做顿饭再说。” Ding Hao was more confused. 丁浩更加错乱了。 ------------ ------------ Second, asked the collection and complimentary ticket 第二更,求收藏和红票
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