„No matter what, you can regain consciousness are the biggest good deed. Company finally this thorn in the side pulling out.” Thunder and Lightning Dharma King tone rare relaxedness, virtual world is not only thorn in the side of company, similarly deeply is also puzzling his Law Enforcement Department Head: „The blame words I did not say that but you, since chooses facing the reality, explained that you have awakened greatly.” “不管怎样,你能苏醒就是最大的好事。公司终于把这枚肉中刺给拔出来。”雷电法王语气少有的轻松,虚拟世界不但是公司的肉中刺,同样也深深困扰着他这个执法部长:“责备的话我就不说了,但你既然选择面对现实,说明你已大彻大悟。” Li Xianyu crawls from the game cabin, hears these words, complained at heart: Obviously is good that I operate, was green with mouth artillery Long Aotian. 李羡鱼从游戏舱里爬出来,听到这句话,心里吐槽:明明是我操作的好,用嘴炮把龙傲天绿了。 This saying he does not dare saying that the fear enrages Long Aotian, wants to punch Long Aotian in the virtual world more than once, but in that world Long Aotian is Controller, the idea can only press at heart. Returns to the real world, Li Xianyu suddenly to discover, can only press at heart, as the High Level staff, psychic force awakened Long Aotian, is still more powerful than him innumerable times. 这话他不敢说,害怕触怒龙傲天,在虚拟世界里不止一次想揍龙傲天,但那个世界里龙傲天是主宰,想法只能压在心里。回到现实世界,李羡鱼突然发现,还是只能压在心里,身为高级员工,精神力觉醒者的龙傲天,依然比他强大无数倍。 At this time, my milk in the words, divided minute to teach Long Aotian to cultivate the behavior. 这时候,我的奶在的话,分分钟教龙傲天做人了。 Is suddenly good to think Great Grandmother, thought of that your smiling, thought of that your coat, thought of your white ill omen, has the 34 D flavor 突然间好想祖奶奶,想念你的笑,想念你的外套,想念你白色凶兆,有34d的味道 Thinks of your kiss, on light spicy strip flavor with mouth, in memory once deficiency of vitalness of the kidneys flavor 想念你的吻,和嘴上淡淡辣条味道,记忆中曾肾亏的味道 Although separates several days of time, but Li Xianyu treated for enough three months in the virtual world. 尽管分开才几天时间,可李羡鱼在虚拟世界里待了足足三个月。 „The thing that therefore, the reality should face, you are not then able to evade. Long Aotian, because of your error in thought that the harmed many colleague was stranded the virtual world, the experiencing suffering misery. You the virtual world that founds in the company increases own fantasy, repetition own happiness repeatedly, actually establishes the pain on others. This is the crime that you are unable to cancel. Next, the company spends several billions funds, time-consuming two years of building virtual worlds, as also burning out of main engine commits to flames.” “所以,现实该面对的东西,接下来你都无法逃避。龙傲天,因为你的一念之差,害的众多同事被困虚拟世界,受尽苦难。你在公司创建的虚拟世界里添加自己的幻想,一遍又一遍的重复自己的美好,却将痛苦建立在别人身上。这是你无法抹去的罪过。其次,公司花费数十亿资金,耗时两年打造的虚拟世界,也随着主机的烧坏付之一炬。” Li Xianyu hear of scalp tingles of: „That only then sold the kidney compensation.” 李羡鱼听的头皮发麻:“那就只有卖肾赔偿了。” „It is not everyone's kidney looks like valuable of that your family.” Thunder and Lightning Dharma King looks at his one eyes: „If your kidney, the company is willing to pay at all costs to purchase.” “不是所有人的肾都像你家的那么值钱。”雷电法王瞄他一眼:“如果是你的肾,公司很愿意花一切代价来购买。” Li Xianyu rejects immediately: „Doesn't sell, my kidney is Great Grandmother.” 李羡鱼立刻拒绝:“不卖不卖,我的肾是祖奶奶的。” Sheared his kidney, was equivalent to shear Great Grandmother. 割走了他的肾,就相当于割走了祖奶奶。 Thunder and Lightning Dharma King turns the head to look to Long Aotian: „This responsibility is too big, to you are unable to compensate, how therefore to solve, needs the executive to meet to decide, but before then .....” 雷电法王转头看向龙傲天:“这份责任太大,大到你个人根本无法补偿,所以怎么解决,需要公司高层开会决定,不过在此之前.....” He has not said that but borrowed the cell phone of technical personnel, sends out an information. 他没说下去,而是借用了技术人员的手机,发出一条信息。 After several minutes, in the surgical department expert, Medical Department Head Hua Tuo raises the medicine box to come. 几分钟后,内外科专家,医疗部长华佗提着医药箱进来。 „Yo, did Long Aotian really regain consciousness?” Sees Long Aotian, the Hua Tuo old face covers entirely to be astonished and unbelievable. His response is tranquil, after all Long Aotian is Law Enforcement Department, has no relations with his Medical Department. “呦,龙傲天真的苏醒了？”见到龙傲天,华佗苍老的脸庞布满惊愕和难以置信。他的反应还算平静,毕竟龙傲天是执法部的,和他医疗部没什么关系。 Thunder and Lightning Dharma King and Hua Tuo are Department Head, the position are also the same, the right and position are actually the day leave badly. 雷电法王和华佗同样是部长,职位相同,权利和地位却是天差地别。 Hua Tuo takes out the stethoscope from the medicine kit: „Can give the Long Aotian inspection body?” 华佗从药箱里取出听诊器:“要给龙傲天检查身体吗？” Thunder and Lightning Dharma King waves, „, does not ask you to come to draw blood to this fellow.” He like carrying the chicken carries in front of Li Xianyu Hua Tuo, personally is on Li Xianyu to rub the sleeve cuff: „Pulls out three.” 雷电法王挥挥手,“不,找你来是给这家伙抽血。”他像拎小鸡一样把李羡鱼拎到华佗面前,亲自为李羡鱼撸上袖口:“抽三管。” „Ha?” Li Xianyu ignorant: „Why must draw my blood, some colleagues .....” “哈？”李羡鱼懵了一下:“为什么要抽我的血,又有同事.....” Thunder and Lightning Dharma King covers his mouth, has not made him say, helpless said: „Knows own blood do not say specially everywhere, although in own, but also a little guards against the consciousness to know.” 雷电法王捂住他的嘴,没让他说下去,无奈道:“知道自己血特殊就别到处说啊,虽然在自己家,可也得有点防备意识知道吗。” „I am the debt many do not press the body, the louse were many were not itchy.” Li Xianyu whisper. Myriad Gods Palace and Great Grandmother, which doesn't look for trouble compared with his blood? “我是债多不压身,虱子多了不痒。”李羡鱼嘀咕。万神宫、祖奶奶,哪个不比他的血更招蜂引蝶？ Hua Tuo revealed that his needle, came one round to Li Xianyu, pulls out the full three syringes. 华佗亮出他的针,给李羡鱼来了一发,抽满三支针筒。 Thunder and Lightning Dharma King satisfaction nods: „First injects one to Long Aotian, afterward is injecting one, third, keeps and other days to use.” 雷电法王满意点头:“先给龙傲天注射一支,事后在注射一支,第三支,留着等几天用。” Hua Tuo: „Afterward?” 华佗:“事后？” „San Wu, Li Xianyu, you change the clothes to the next room, you change the clothes to my office. Long Aotian trades in the supply room directly.” Thunder and Lightning Dharma King returns to the office, puts out the spare cell phone, logs in Ancient Monster app, sent an announcement: „Long Aotian had awaked, the pleasantly surprised reverse, our colleagues successfully awaken from the virtual world him, celebration.” “三无,李羡鱼,你们到隔壁房间换一下衣服,你俩换好衣服到我办公室来。龙傲天就直接在器材室换吧。”雷电法王回到办公室,拿出备用手机,登录古妖app,发了条公告:“龙傲天已经醒了,惊喜的反转,咱们的同事成功把他从虚拟世界唤醒,热烈庆祝。” Mo Fei: „???” 墨菲:“？？？” Li Bai: „Dharma King you crack a joke?” 李白:“法王你开玩笑的吗？” The colleague in group receives the announcement, the first response is the question , indicating incapable of believing, except that the reverse was too quick, just Mo Fei they still the strength in the group analyzed one wave again, only had Buddhist Head such few big shot to solve the calamity of Long Aotian. 群里的同事收到公告,第一反应是质疑,表示无法相信,除了反转太快,再就是刚刚墨菲他们还在群里实力分析一波,唯有佛头那样寥寥无几的大佬才能解决龙傲天之祸。 Fire God: „Doesn't Dharma King, crack a joke?” 火神:“法王,不开玩笑？” Thunder and Lightning Dharma King: „Doesn't he in the supply room, why have a look? 【Dog head squint】” 雷电法王:“他就在器材室,为什么不自己去看看？【狗头斜眼】” Fire God: „Forms a team to hit Long Aotian.” 火神:“组队打龙傲天。” Food God: „I buy the airplane ticket to come back immediately.” 食神:“我马上买机票回来。” Uncle Qin: „I drive to come to the company immediately.” 秦大爷:“我立刻开车来公司。” tentacle monster: „I applied to be absent from work without an excuse for two hours, immediately sat the elevator.” 触手怪:“我申请旷工两小时,马上坐电梯上来。” Li Bai: „Nurse, my walking stick, brings my walking stick.” 李白:“护士,我的拐杖呢,把我拐杖拿来。” In an instant, in the group the cooker, the staff of many diving cropped up in abundance, shout must form a team to punch Long Aotian. Only is the person of speech has more than ten. 刹那间,群里炸锅了,很多潜水的员工纷纷冒头,嚷嚷着要组队揍龙傲天。光是发言的人就有十几个。 Thunder and Lightning Dharma King curls the lip, „I will help you apply to the company to punish leniently, but before that you must first endure the education that the colleagues like.” 雷电法王撇撇嘴,“我会帮你向公司申请从轻处罚,但在那之前,你得先熬过同事们爱的教育。” Has the blood of Li Xianyu luckily, otherwise the Long Aotian result really did not say, it is estimated that will be killed while still alive. 幸好有李羡鱼的血,否则龙傲天的结局真不好说,估计会被活活打死。 The room in supply room next door, Li Xianyu takes off the game clothing/taking, wears box shorts, appreciates the fine figure through the glass door, no flab, muscle line smooth as if stems from carves master's hand. Ancient Monster blood descendant is really the good thing, light/only lost weight this to be valuable fast old. 器材室隔壁的房间,李羡鱼脱掉游戏服,穿一条四角裤,通过玻璃门欣赏自己匀称的身材,没有一丝赘肉,肌肉线条流畅的仿佛出自雕刻大师之手。古妖血裔真是好东西,光是快速减肥这一条就老值钱了。 Long Aotian this melon baby, after awakening, is a fatty, obviously his some multi- dwellings. 龙傲天这瓜娃子,觉醒之后还是个胖子,可见他有多宅。 „San Wu, my strength is increasing every day, originally after awakening, is the strength increase a persistent process?” Li Xianyu turns the head to ask San Wu, after seeing behind spring scenery, turns rapidly. “三无,我的力量每天都在增加,原来觉醒之后,力量增幅是一个持续的过程？”李羡鱼转头问三无,看见身后的春光后,迅速把头扭回来。 „The bloodlines proportion of everyone was different, does not say certainly.” San Wu said, she has a little men and women against concept, changes the clothes time is turning away from Li Xianyu. “每个人的血脉比例都不一样,说不准的。”三无说,她还是有那么一点男女之防的概念,换衣服的时候背对着李羡鱼。 When Li Xianyu then questioned, she happen to bent the waist to wear the pants, saw very romantic scene to him, San Wu panties was the blue color, is wrapping not buttocks egg that but greatly curled upwards very much. Is has maiden's the woman of heart worthily, the leg seam straight frontline. 李羡鱼回头问话时,她正好弯腰穿裤子,给他看见了非常香艳的一幕,三无的胖ci是蓝色的,包裹着不大但很翘的屁股蛋。不愧是拥有处女之心的女人,腿缝笔直一线。 Most essential...... that moment Li Xianyu, successfully changes name to call to look at the person to sew. 最关键的......那一刻的李羡鱼,成功改名叫瞄人缝。 The moral integrity that lowly cannot move to lets him after a breath, retrieved the generations, he turned to turn head. 贫贱不能移的节操让他在一个呼吸后,找回了列祖列宗,他扭回头了。 Waits to put on the xi su sound of clothes to stop behind, Li Xianyu turns around, „before going to the Dharma King office, first eats one, I am quite hungry.” 等身后穿衣服的窸窣声停下,李羡鱼转身,“去法王办公室前,先去吃一顿吧,我好饿。” In the corridor remembers the noisy chaotic sound of footsteps suddenly, subsequently a babel of voices: „Where where, Long Aotian where?” 走廊里突然想起嘈杂混乱的脚步声,继而人声鼎沸:“哪里哪里,龙傲天在哪里？” „fuck, Long Aotian really woke.” “卧槽,龙傲天真的醒过来了。” „Quick, on quick, had the slow in work not to have deftly, hits half dead cannot hit again.” “快啊,快上啊,手快有手慢无,打半死就不能再打了。” „Keeps a fist to me.” “给我留一拳。” Li Xianyu pulls open the glass door slit, peeps outward, the shadow that in the corridor runs high-speed passed over gently and swiftly, vanishes in the supply room. 李羡鱼拉开玻璃门缝隙,往外偷看,走廊里一个又一个高速奔跑的影子掠过,消失在器材室。 Then, he heard Long Aotian to kill the pig pitiful yell sound, prolonged. 接着,他听见了龙傲天杀猪般的惨叫声,经久不息。 „Saw that you must hit him, I felt relieved.” Li Xianyu brings San Wu to go out, directly soars the elevator direction. “看到你们都要打他,那我就放心了。”李羡鱼带着三无出门,直奔电梯方向。 „Ding!” “叮！” The elevator door opens, two colleagues who are not familiar with meet rushes from the elevator, finds Li Xianyu and San Wu, is startled: „I go, do the brothers act such quickly?” 电梯门打开,两个素昧谋面的同事从电梯里奔出来,瞧见李羡鱼和三无,吃了一惊:“我去,兄弟动作这么快？” A Li Xianyu slightly ponder, understands his meaning, makes an effort to nod: „Fired off, refreshing.” 李羡鱼略一沉思,明白了他的意思,用力点头:“打完了,神清气爽。” That colleague worries saying: „Hasn't hit remnantly?” 那位同事担忧道:“没有打残吧？” It seems like this group of fellows is a little discretion, is right, after all is the colleagues. Li Xianyu is thinking, listened to another colleague saying: 看来这群家伙还是有点分寸的,也对,毕竟都是同事。李羡鱼正这么想,就听另一位同事说: „We were not white to come.” “那咱们不是白来了。” Saying, his face annoying expression, had not been catching up with the supermarket to discount like the home aunt. 说着,他一脸懊恼的表情,像极了居家大妈没有赶上超市打折。 Li Xianyu: „......” 李羡鱼:“......” „We start is very light,” Li Xianyu said: „Long Aotian admitting mistakes attitude is very good, has shouted loudly a moment ago: Is the brothers cuts me.” “我们下手都很轻的,”李羡鱼说:“龙傲天认错态度很好,刚才一直高呼:是兄弟就来砍我。” As soon as two colleagues listen, immediately relax, vanishes in the aisle end with great speed, the sound of footsteps goes far away instantaneously. 两位同事一听,顿时放心,火速消失在走道尽头,脚步声瞬间远去。