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#76: Loophole that forever is unable to accept


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Long Aotian has not spoken, static visits him. In this world, he is the god, the god did not certainly mind before letting the ants at the point of death, spoke an idle talk. 龙傲天没说话,静静的看着他。在这个世界,他就是神,神当然不介意让蝼蚁临死前说点废话。 Li Xianyu calms down, said sincerely: I betrayed you, is speechless, must kill to hack entirely according to your convenience, but before I die, there is a matter to say.” 李羡鱼定了定神,诚恳道:“我是背叛了你,无话可说,要杀要剐悉听尊便,但我死之前,有件事一定要说。” paused, sees Long Aotian not to speak, he spoke frankly: Actually you were been green.” 顿了顿,见龙傲天还是不说话,他直言道:“其实你被绿了。” Long Aotian opened the mouth finally: What did you say?” 龙傲天终于开口了:“你说什么?” Longlong/exquisite actually has been the Ye Liangjing person.” 玲珑其实早就是叶良景的人了。” Nonsense, Longlong/exquisite is pure, when became the Ye Liangjing person.” The Long Aotian complexion has the change, the tone great anger, the huge pressure almost must grind Li Xianyu. “胡说八道,玲珑冰清玉洁,何时成了叶良景的人。”龙傲天脸色出现变化,语气盛怒,巨大的威压几乎要把李羡鱼碾碎。 I have ironclad evidence, does not have an assurance, will not say decisively.” Li Xianyu is confident: I asked you, was Longlong/exquisite abducted by Ye Liangjing when playing?” “我可是有真凭实据的,没有点把握,断然不会说。”李羡鱼胸有成竹:“我问你,玲珑是不是在游玩时被叶良景掳走?” Yes.” “是。” Feared that Long Aotian comes one to listen, the tortoise chanted scripture, a finger point killed him, Li Xianyu language fast fast: Without remembering incorrectly words, from the Long Residence recent bustling streets, the distance that also two burn a joss stick, in other words, the maidservant comes back to notify, you hurry to the life-saving hurriedly, this little while has passed at least two burning a joss stick time. I asked you again, was Long Residence far from Ye Residence? City south, city east, is separated by dozens li (0.5 km), your compared with also the quick horse that fighting the emperor runs, little said that also requires burning a joss stick time. Here on past three burnt a joss stick, but you had not found Miss Linglong in Ye Residence, turned back hurriedly rushes to the brothel, was the hemiprism fragrant time. Then the issue came, three zhu half fragrant time, how many times can Ye Liangjing day your cousin?” 龙傲天来一句“不听不听,王八念经”,一指头点杀他,李羡鱼语速飞快:“没记错的话,距离龙府最近一处闹市,也得两炷香的路程,也就是说,丫鬟回来报信,你匆忙赶去救人,这会儿就已经过了最少两炷香时间。那我再问你,龙府距离叶府多远?一个城南,一个城东,相隔数十里,你那头比斗帝跑的还快的马,少说也要一炷香时间。这里就过去三炷香,而你并没有在叶府找到玲珑姑娘,匆忙折返赶往青楼,又是半柱香时间。那么问题来了,三炷半香的时间,叶良景可以日你表妹多少次?” The pressure of surging forward obstructs suddenly, the Long Aotian complexion is vacant, actually had nothing to say in reply. 汹涌澎湃的威压突然一窒,龙傲天脸色茫然,竟然无言以对。 Li Xianyu expects too much saying: Brother Aotian, your long dessert, your younger sister, loss of chasties.” 李羡鱼恨铁不成钢道:“傲天兄,你长点心吧,你这个妹子,早就失身了。” Shut up.” Long Aotian explodes drinks one, Ye Liangjing wants air/Qi me with the cousin, he does not dare to tarnish Longlong/exquisite.” “住口。”龙傲天爆喝一声,“叶良景不过是想用表妹气我,他根本不敢玷污玲珑。” He rested Longlong/exquisite, has not compared this well was mad your type. Moreover Ye Family and Long Family strength is almost the same, his Elder Brother Ye Liangchen is bigger than your fame, cultivation base is higher, how to dare?” “他睡了玲珑,没有比这更好的气你方式了吧。而且叶家龙家实力相差无几,他的哥哥叶良辰比你名气更大,修为更高,怎么就不敢了?” My cousin is pure, how to allow you to slander.” “我表妹冰清玉洁,岂容你诋毁。” Li Xianyu said: Did not slander, is the fact. A little is very strange, why does he want to seize the brothel your cousin rather than in the family/home? I suddenly have a bold idea, for example the brothel brothel customer are many. This is the best retaliation way.” 李羡鱼道:“并不是诋毁,是事实。还有一点很奇怪,他为什么要把你表妹掳到青楼而不是家里?我突然有个大胆的想法,比如青楼嫖客多。这才是最好的报复方式。” Air peace suddenly, Long Aotian face upwards the long and loud cry: I must kill you, killed you.” 空气忽然的安静,龙傲天仰天长啸:“我要杀了你,杀了你。” Li Xianyu: How you explained the matter that three burnt a joss stick.” 李羡鱼:“那你怎么解释三炷香的事。” Long Aotian: „......” 龙傲天:“......” Li Xianyu one happy, Long Aotian has not killed him, this fully explained that this matter to Long Aotian, did not debate clear on the ridge of being able to pass, important matter that the having no way selectivity forgot. 李羡鱼一喜,龙傲天没杀他,这足以说明这件事对龙傲天来说,是不辩清就过不去的坎儿,没法选择性遗忘的重要事情。 „A Brother Aotian denial, is actually not able to give the reasonable explanation, moreover you and Longlong/exquisite have not consummated a marriage, therefore you do not want to accept such reality.” 傲天兄一口否定,却又无法给出合理的解释,而且你与玲珑并没有圆房,因此你只是不想接受这样的现实。” At this time, San Wu opened the mouth suddenly: Green, Long Aotian was green.” 这时,三无突然开口:“绿了绿了,龙傲天绿了。” Li Xianyu and Long Aotian simultaneously turns head to visit her, the latter complexion is fierce. 李羡鱼龙傲天齐齐扭头看她,后者脸色非常狰狞。 A San Wu face is straightforward: Green, Long Aotian was green.” 三无一脸耿直:“绿了绿了,龙傲天绿了。” You looked, you such simple matter cannot explain, was actually fantasizing are Controller of this world, is Child of Destiny. How laughable.” “你看,你连这么简单的事情都解释不了,却幻想着自己是这片世界的主宰,是命运之子。何其可笑。” Nonsense, does not do randomly my state of mind.” “胡说八道,休要乱我心境。” San Wu: Green, Long Aotian was green.” 三无:“绿了绿了,龙傲天绿了。” Long Aotian goes wild: You shut up.” 龙傲天抓狂:“你闭嘴。” The Li Xianyu great happiness, the San Wu simply god secondary attack, her reread machine pattern, deepens the effect of loophole repeatedly. 李羡鱼大喜,三无简直神助攻,她的复读机模式,一遍遍加深漏洞的影响。 Awakes, all these is a dream, this world is no doubt happy, actually is the loophole.” “醒醒吧,这一切都是场梦,这个世界固然美好,其实全是漏洞。” San Wu: Green, Long Aotian was green.” 三无:“绿了绿了,龙傲天绿了。” Long Aotian seemed like the mentality to collapse, his complexion was fierce from time to time, from time to time was painful, from time to time was confused. 龙傲天似乎心态崩了,他的脸色时而狰狞,时而痛苦,时而迷茫。 Li Xianyu strikes while the iron is hot, sinking sound said: This world is very fine, the scenery even confuses falsehood with the truth, but appears is out of sorts everywhere. Because here person has no intelligence quotient, the supporting role does not have the copulation power, the female with is infatuated with you crazily. All these are so happy, but Long Aotian you think, this is really real?” 李羡鱼趁热打铁,沉声道:“这个世界很精致,景物甚至以假乱真,但又处处显得违和。因为这里的人没有什么智商,配角也没交配权,女配疯狂迷恋你。这一切都那么美好,可龙傲天你想想,这真的是真实?” „Aren't you lonely in this world? The friend is the lackey, the woman are many is actually stereotyped applying opera makeup, your vertically and horizontally/able to move unhindered world, repeatedly is repeating the same plot, will also be the feel empty?” “你在这个世界不孤单吗?朋友是狗腿子,女人再多却是千篇一律的脸谱化,你一个人纵横天下,一遍又一遍的重复着相同的剧情,是不是也会感觉空虚?” The Long Aotian complexion is pale: I really should kill you, rubbish with you.” 龙傲天脸色铁青:“我真应该杀了你,和你废什么话。” Li Xianyu says immediately: You killed me, explained that you are evading, solid green. Now entrains you who very dazzle crazily, but has fondly remembered initially that young fatty? You immerse in this world are not willing to come out, denied he past twenty years of lives entirely, you may once think, like this was fair to him?” 李羡鱼立刻道:“你杀了我,说明你在逃避,就坐实自己被绿。现在那么狂拽酷炫的你,可有怀念过当初那个小胖子?你沉浸在这个世界不肯出来,把他过去二十几年的人生通通否定,你又可曾想过,这样对他公平吗?” The Long Aotian breathing breathes more and more, sinking sound said: Ants, match randomly my state of mind depending on you, now delivers you to go to hell.” 龙傲天呼吸声越来越喘,沉声道:“蝼蚁,凭你也配乱我心境,现在就送你下地狱。” Your hero rescues the beautiful plot arrangement not wrong, I have also had similar fantasy. But most people only pay great attention to the hero to rescue the crisp feeling in beautiful, actually neglected the time difference, this is the detail that the virtual world does not have. To me, this world has too many loopholes and is unreasonable, but your selectivity neglected.” Li Xianyu prepares to him strikes fatally, said loudly: Must kill me to be able, but Long Aotian, I asked you, how this loophole should you make up? You in Controller this world, can neglect this loophole selectivity. If this is really the real world that you said that you dare to acknowledge oneself green. The acknowledgment, acknowledged that Longlong/exquisite was rested by Ye Liangjing, acknowledged that this you fantasized the perfect cousin who is a woman who has lost her virginity. If your does not dare to acknowledge how you dare to say it is the real world?” “你英雄救美的剧情安排的并没有错,我也有过类似的幻想。但大部分的人只注重英雄救美的爽感,却忽略了时间差,这正是虚拟世界所不具备的细节。对我来说,这个世界有太多太多的漏洞和不合理,只是你选择性忽略了。”李羡鱼准备给他致命一击,大声道:“要杀我可以,但是龙傲天,我问你,这个漏洞你该怎么补?主宰这个世界的你,也能把这个漏洞选择性忽略吗。如果这真是你所说的真实世界,那你敢承认自己被绿了吗。承认吧,承认玲珑叶良景睡了,承认这个你心里幻想出来的完美表妹已经是残花败柳。如果你连这都不敢承认,你又怎么敢说它是真实世界?” For a very long time, Long Aotian has not opened the mouth. 久久的,龙傲天没有开口。 San Wu: Green, Long Aotian was green.” 三无:“绿了绿了,龙傲天绿了。” Long Aotian roared: You said that enough, San Wu you must say many times.” 龙傲天咆哮道:“你说够了没有,三无你还要说多少次。” San Wu crooked tilting the head: But you were truly green.” 三无歪了歪头:“但是你确实绿了啊。” Shut up!!” “闭嘴!!” With the angry roaring of Long Aotian, the world replaces, all around scenery revolves, subsequently is fuzzy, finally bang, as if shatter mirror, all belongs to the darkness. 伴随着龙傲天的这声怒吼,天地置换,四周的景物还是旋转,继而模糊,最后砰一声,仿佛破碎的镜子,一切归于黑暗。 Entire gives way. 整段垮掉。 Between the green and virtual worlds, Long Aotian chose in same place explosion. 在绿和虚拟世界之间,龙傲天选择了原地爆炸。 Before Li Xianyu consciousness is fuzzy, relaxing of feeling relieved, regarding Long Aotian of crisp article amateur, any loophole can neglect, green cannot endure only. 李羡鱼意识模糊前,如释重负的松口气,对于爽文爱好者的龙傲天而言,任何漏洞都是可以忽略的,唯独“绿”不能忍。 He bet right. 他赌对了。 Company blood descendant seek to subvert the loophole of virtual world exhaustively, in fact they found, the Long Aotian virtual world truly has many loopholes, but these others look like the unreasonable place, to Long Aotian radically immaterial. 公司血裔们绞尽脑汁的寻找颠覆虚拟世界的漏洞,事实上他们找到了很多,龙傲天的虚拟世界的确存在诸多漏洞,但那些别人看来不合理的地方,对龙傲天来说根本无关紧要。 But some they seem like immaterial, even easily neglected loophole, is instead fatal to Long Aotian, for example green. 而一些他们看起来才是无关紧要,甚至容易被忽略的漏洞,对龙傲天来说反而是致命的,比如绿。 Li Xianyu once was the generic novel frantic fan, where he knew the generic novel reader unsupportable poisonous point. Like never reads the novel Young Girl Killer Thunder Battle Lady as well as other colleagues, they are unable to understand. 李羡鱼曾经是小白文狂热爱好者,他知道小白文读者不能忍受的毒点在哪里。像从来不看小说的少女杀手雷霆战姬以及其他同事,他们是无法理解的。 ...... ...... Treasure's Lustre Group. 宝泽集团 The time is 8 : 30 am, thunder Dharma King rushes to the supply room hurriedly, he was shouted by the telephone of technical personnel, the technical personnel told him, the important matter was not good, last night entered several colleagues in virtual world before several minutes, suddenly lost the self-awareness. 时间是早上 8 点半,雷霆法王匆忙赶到器材室,他是被技术人员的电话喊过来的,技术人员告诉他,大事不好,昨晚进入虚拟世界的几个同事在几分钟前,突然失去了自我意识。 This means anything, Thunder and Lightning Dharma King is clear. 这意味着什么,雷电法王再清楚不过。 Several technical personnel helpless standing of waited in the supply room, see him to come, are busy at welcoming. 几个技术人员手足无措的站在器材室等候,见他过来,忙迎了上来。 Why like this, will San Wu also even be stranded in the virtual world?” Thunder and Lightning Dharma King is incomprehensible. “为什么会这样,难道连三无也困在虚拟世界里了?”雷电法王不能理解。 San Wu has not lost the self-awareness, her brain wave indicating lamp is the green, but Thunder Battle Lady, Young Girl Killer and indicating lamps of Vajra three people turned into the red.” The technical personnel said: They had not come out in the virtual world, this situation is very unusual, but has the words that Young Girl Killer returns, should be moment's matter.” 三无并没有失去自我意识,她的脑电波指示灯已然是绿色,但雷霆战姬少女杀手金刚三个人的指示灯变成了红色。”技术人员说:“他们在虚拟世界里一直没有出来,这个情况很反常,只是带少女杀手回归的话,应该是片刻的事。” Thunder and Lightning Dharma King is angry: Why doesn't report earlier?” 雷电法王大怒:“为什么不早点汇报?” The technical personnel explained weakly: Because their signal light is the green, we think that they play in the virtual world.” 技术人员弱弱解释:“因为他们信号灯一直是绿色,我们以为他们是在虚拟世界里玩。” Another technical personnel small said: Moreover we except for look dry/does, could not do anything.” 另一个技术人员小声道:“而且我们除了干看着,也做不了什么事吧。” The Thunder and Lightning Dharma King forehead blue vein bulge, represses with being struck by lightning dead the impulsions of these fellows, wait/etc., you said that only then three person indicating lamps become red, that also has one, Li Xianyu?” 雷电法王额头青筋凸起,按捺住用雷劈死这几个家伙的冲动,“等等,你们说只有三个人指示灯变红,那还有一个呢,李羡鱼呢?” Technical personnel: His indicating lamp is actually normal.” 技术人员:“他的指示灯倒是正常。” Thunder and Lightning Dharma King knits the brows: Why can he be all right? Young Girl Killer such psychic force did awakened instead fall to the enemy?” 雷电法王皱眉:“为什么他可以没事?少女杀手这样的精神力觉醒者反而沦陷了?” This issue, the technical personnel are unable to reply him. 这个问题,技术人员无法回答他。 The absolutely safe action said turns over turns over, San Wu escorts is not good, a Thunder and Lightning Dharma King slightly ponder, guessed that possibly is the reason that Long Aotian cultivation base rises. 原本万无一失的行动说翻车就翻车,连三无保驾护航都不行,雷电法王略一思考,猜测出可能是龙傲天修为涨进的缘故。 This is not difficult to guess, if yearns for the happiness of virtual world, their indicating lamps cannot become red, reason that one whole evening has not come out, might be is stranded in the virtual world. 这并不难猜,如果是留恋虚拟世界的美好,那他们的指示灯不会变红,之所以一整晚没出来,极有可能是困在了虚拟世界里。 Long Aotian cultivation base strove, brought the strengthening of illusion array, San Wu and Li Xianyu is stranded in inside, the indicating lamp became red or not, is unimportant. 龙傲天修为精进,带来了幻阵的强化,三无李羡鱼被困在里面,指示灯变红与否,已经不重要。 Thunder and Lightning Dharma King stands before the Long Aotian game cabin, felt that the heart is quite tired, good to send 100,000 volts to this dead fatty. 雷电法王站在龙傲天的游戏舱前,感觉心好累,好想给这个死胖子一发十万伏特。 Notice human resources department, cancels their several person recent duties. Informed Medical Department, the supply room to increase three people of doses. Also informs the nanny while convenient, here were also many five to change the diaper, making them not neglect.” Thunder and Lightning Dharma King rubbed the face, fishes out the cell phone, sent an announcement in the headquarters group: Informs an unfortunate news, this morning, there are five staff to be stranded in the virtual world: San Wu, Vajra, Young Girl Killer, Thunder Battle Lady and Li Xianyu. Hopes everyone later treasures the life, far away from Long Aotian, serious mourning.” “通知人事部,把他们几个人近期的任务取消。通知医疗部,器材室又增加了三人的药量。顺便也通知保姆,这儿又多了五个换尿布的,让她们别疏忽了。”雷电法王揉了揉脸,摸出手机,在总部群里发了条公告:“通知一则不幸的消息,今日早上,又有五名员工被困在虚拟世界里:三无金刚少女杀手雷霆战姬李羡鱼。希望大家以后珍爱生命,远离龙傲天,沉重哀悼。”
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