Four people arrive at the window, overlooks downward, the long street end several ride the hurricane to come, on the horseback is the brocade clothes son of the influential, scolded loudly, the pedestrian withdrew panic-stricken. 四人来到窗边,往下俯瞰,长街尽头几骑狂飙而来,马背上俱是锦衣公子哥,大声呵斥,行人惊恐退避。 The so-called second generation of rich has the three treasures, car race pick up girls dazzles the wealth. No matter reality virtual world, one welldoing. 所谓富二代有三宝,飙车泡妞炫财富。不管现实还是虚拟世界,都一个德行。 If the ten years ago web novel repertoires, then must dash the beautiful woman, protagonist arrives sparkingly. 如果是十年前的网文套路,接下来就要冲撞佳人,主角闪亮登场了。 This thought just appeared, Li Xianyu saw that young girl stone Lezhi welcoming of street petite Longlong/exquisite to several rides, then exuded the panic-stricken squeal. 这个念头刚刚浮现,李羡鱼就看到街边一个娇小玲珑的少女石乐志般的迎向几骑,然后发出了惊恐的尖叫声。 Bustling streets vertical horse several sons of the influential are caught off guard, want to curb a horse have been less, saw with own eyes that the young girl must be buried under the horse's hoof, when is at a crucial moment, in runs out of a tall and straight form slantingly, the speed endures compared with Liu Xiang, wins Kobe vigorously. Grasped the young girl to sway back and forth on the street, avoided the horses of battering. 闹市纵马几个公子哥措手不及,想要勒马已然不及,眼见少女就要葬身马蹄之下,千钧一发之际,斜地里冲出一个挺拔的身影,速度堪比刘翔,矫健更胜科比。抱住少女在街上打滚,躲开了横冲直撞的马匹。 After running out of several meters, the young master buddy restrains the mount, transfers the wharf, shouted abuse: „To die, being able to amount to something thick semifinished product ..... yo, little mother skin good is good-looking, returns home to play with the young masters?” 冲出几米后,公子哥们才勒住坐骑,调转马头,破口大骂:“想死吗,上不得台面的粗坯.....呦,小娘皮好俊俏,跟公子们回府玩玩？” Several sons of the influential ride in immediately, and makes a move to save others the youngster who to encircle the young girl. 几个公子哥骑在马上,把少女和出手救人的少年团团围住。 Sees this scene Li Xianyu, has a not talking clearly repugnance, does not dislike two generations of these bustling streets vertical horses, is not the hero rescues the beautiful repertoire is too old, how can I say, was too stiff ..... right, was too stiff, like reading a third-class hypertext fiction, the author acting cool plot wrote was awkward and stiff, making the reader feel own intelligence quotient was insulted. 看到这一幕的李羡鱼,产生一种说不清的反感,不是反感那些闹市纵马的二代们,也不是英雄救美的套路太老,怎么说呢,是太生硬.....对,就是太生硬,就像看一本三流的网络小说,作者装逼剧情写的又尴尬又生硬,让读者觉得自己智商被侮辱。 That young girl was flushed a moment ago goes to town, probably was Long Aotian enters the stage to prepare the ground specially. 刚才那个少女是自己冲出街的,好像是专门为龙傲天出场做铺垫。 „Was too false, was this loophole?” Li Xianyu spits the mortise. “太假了吧,这算不算漏洞？”李羡鱼吐槽道。 „This truly is a small loophole, in addition, the princess leaves the palace, actually does not have the guard to follow, this is unreasonable. Moreover the imperial palace guards the imperial palace sternly, a lacking the strength to truss up a chicken little princess, can practice trickery to slide unexpectedly secretly, simply is the huge logical loophole.” Young Girl Killer said: „We had the colleague to jump to point out this loophole, but Long Aotian did not pay attention to unexpectedly, even the patch was disinclined to hit.” “这确实是一个小漏洞,此外,公主出宫,竟然没有侍卫跟随,这不合理。而且皇宫禁卫森严,一个手无缚鸡之力的小公主,竟然能瞒天过海偷溜出来,简直是天大的逻辑漏洞。”少女杀手道:“我们有同事曾经跳出来指出过这个漏洞,但龙傲天竟毫不理睬,甚至连补丁都懒得打。” „Regarding otaku, this is not the matter, generic novel is this, all only serve for the plot, the supporting role does not need the intelligence quotient. In fact, all supporting roles is a mold carve, trades a waistcoat and map, arrives repeatedly. Most readers belong really fragrant, scolded, while looked.” Li Xianyu said: „She is a princess, oh, is quite attractive.” “对于宅男来说,这都不是事儿,小白文就是这样,一切只为剧情服务,配角不需要智商。事实上,所有配角都是一个模子刻出来的,换个马甲和地图,反复登场。大部分读者属于真香,一边骂,一边看。”李羡鱼道:“她原来是公主啊,哇塞,好漂亮。” He saw clearly surrounded youngster young girl, the words that the girl must describe, two characters: Perfect! 他看清了被围住的少年少女,女孩非要形容的话,就两个字:完美！ Even if in the family/home had a pretty elder sister to train the nitpicking vision, Li Xianyu still could not find the slight defect on her facial features. Was too young, looks at the 14 or 15-year-old appearance, was not his vegetable/dish. 就算家里有个漂亮姐姐培养出了挑剔的眼光,李羡鱼仍然找不到她五官上的瑕疵。就是年纪太小了点,看着才十四五岁的样子,不是他的菜。 Long Aotian is really lolicon siscon, full heresy. 龙傲天果然是luoli控妹控,十足的异端。 When he sees clearly Long Aotian, in the brain only has a thought: Is impossible, in the world has the so delicate and pretty man unexpectedly. 而当他看清龙傲天时,脑子里只有一个念头:不可能,世上竟有如此俊美的男子。 I refuse to accept. 我不服。 The Long Aotian graceful, cannot described with the language and writing, the abundant god is handsome, Yushu faces the wind, surface such as the jade pendant adorning a hat, handsomely ..... to be not enough to describe entirely. 龙傲天的帅,已经不能用语言和文字形容,丰神俊朗、玉树临风、面如冠玉、唇红齿白.....统统不足以形容。 If this face loses to the real world, lives by pimping to eat the world's richest, kills Jack Ma, the second kills horse Huateng, a look makes king the richest family vanishes in a puff of smoke. 这张脸如果丢到现实世界,吃软饭就能吃成世界首富,干掉马云,秒杀马花腾,一个眼神就让王首富灰飞烟灭。 Thinks the appearance in Long Aotian reality again, Li Xianyu sucks in cold air, this conscience not painful? 再想想龙傲天现实里的样子,李羡鱼倒抽一口凉气,这良心都不痛的吗？ „Is princess one of the Long Aotian harems?” Li Xianyu said. “公主是龙傲天后宫之一？”李羡鱼道。 „Yes, is he taking advantage in Limitless Empire, after this hero rescues beautiful, the princess will adore to him, he does not marry. In the future the probably several months of acting cool plots, the princess of causing the downfall of the nation beautiful woman will adore the waste firewood, the whole nation in an uproar, the nobilities are unbelievable, crisp point wave after wave.” Young Girl Killer said: „In a half year, the princess will be dead set on to him has a child.” “是的,也是他在无极帝国里的依仗,这一次英雄救美之后,公主就会对他倾心,非他不嫁。往后大概有好几个月的装逼剧情了,倾国倾城的公主倾心废柴,举国哗然,王公贵族们难以置信,爽点一波接一波的。”少女杀手道:“再过半年吧,公主就会死心塌地给他生孩子了。” Has a child?! 生孩子？！ Li Xianyu shakes the essence, the little princess looks is only 14 years old, underage. 李羡鱼震精,小公主看着才十四岁,未成年啊。 Doesn't the death penalty owe? 死刑不亏？ „How you know.” He asked. “你怎么知道。”他问。 „Script meets the samsara,” Young Girl Killer said: „Although the script has written about Immortal Realm and Divine Realm from the world of mortals, but the current virtual world developed the world of mortals to finish, therefore Long Aotian after walking the world of mortals script, met the reset game, started from waste Young Master fuel/thin again. A samsara of script, the reality probably is four days, in the game world is three years.” “剧本会轮回的,”少女杀手说:“虽然剧本一直从凡间写到仙界、神界,但目前的虚拟世界开发到凡间就结束了,所以龙傲天在走完凡间剧本后,会重置游戏,再次从废柴少爷开始。一次剧本的轮回,现实大概是四天,游戏世界里是三年。” Especially and discovered that a poison in web novel, these 13 or 14-year-old heroine, how the male lord under goes well, simply beast. 特么又发现网文里的一个毒点,那些十三四岁的女主角,男主怎么下得了手,简直禽兽。 Will you just read the plate small dwarf of junior middle school to have the nature to one...... the interest? 你会对一个刚读初中的平板小矮子产生性......趣吗？ In the ancient times...... was the lolicon long-awaited time. 古代……是luoli控梦寐以求的时代。 Envy makes the Li Xianyu appearance ugly, he said: „I have a bold idea, why does not seize the chance to get rid of Long Aotian, he now waste firewood, our resentment he, homicide to not being able to go out of new village.” 嫉妒使李羡鱼面目丑陋,他说:“我有一个大胆的想法,为什么不趁机干掉龙傲天,他现在还是废柴,咱们就往死里怼他,把他杀到走不出新手村。” Young Girl Killer shakes the head: „This means some people have also tried, each wants to get rid of the Long Aotian person in the new village, was not struck by lightning dead, is runs bewilderedly a hidden world expert, a word does not gather sword controlling to cut to kill, the cause of death are various, is finally safe and sound to Long Aotian.” 少女杀手摇头:“这个办法也有人试过了,每一个想在新手村干掉龙傲天的人,不是被雷劈死,就是莫名其妙跑出一个隐世高手,一言不合御剑斩杀,死法各种各样,到最后龙傲天安然无恙。” „protagonist plot armor?” “主角不死光环？” In this case, how should they capture/raid the Long Aotian virtual world? 这样的话,他们该怎攻略龙傲天的虚拟世界？ The day talent passes through, passed through doing has the destiny, has the destiny cannot do cheat, doing of cheat has the protagonist halo. 天才干不过穿越的,穿越的干不过有气运的,有气运的干不过开挂的,开挂的干不过有主角光环的。 „Yes, although Long Aotian immerses in the virtual world, not being able to distinguish clearly to be realistic and illusory, but his subconscious is operating illusion array, escorts for oneself.” “是的,虽然龙傲天沉浸在虚拟世界中,分不清现实和虚幻,但他的潜意识在操纵着幻阵,为自己保驾护航。” If the subconscious, then the thought and reaction capacity, definitely are inferior to the subjective consciousness, this perhaps is an opportunity. 如果是潜意识的话,那么思维和反应能力,肯定不如主观意识,这或许是一个机会。 Li Xianyu gets a sudden inspiration: „Since cannot kill him, why not we do try to become friends with him?” 李羡鱼灵机一动:“既然不能杀他,那我们何不试试与他交朋友？” „Becoming friends?” Thunder Battle Lady and Young Girl Killer look to him. “交朋友？”雷霆战姬和少女杀手看向他。 „Is the friend, the total ratio is the enemy to have the opportunity.” “做朋友,总比做敌人更有机会吧。” Thunder Battle Lady and Young Girl Killer look at each other, suddenly is pleasantly surprised, how they have not thought, this means listen to the feasibility to be very high, latter racket his shoulder: „Good, is this truth. Before is only thinking how to defeat Long Aotian, or awakened him with the mouth artillery, has not thought and Long Aotian became friends.” 雷霆战姬和少女杀手相视一眼,忽然惊喜起来,他们怎么没想到,这办法听着可行性很高,后者拍了拍他肩膀:“不错,是这个道理。以前只想着怎么打败龙傲天,或者用嘴炮唤醒他,从没想过和龙傲天交朋友。” At this time, the conflict on street was even more intense, was the son of the influential horsewhip of head pulls out on the ground, sent out the resounding, occupying a commanding position overlooks beautiful, if the Heaven Immortal youngster, smiled: „Long Aotian, you are a Long Family waste, dares I to snatch the woman with the young master?” 这时,街上的冲突愈发激烈,为首的公子哥一马鞭抽在地上,发出脆响,居高临下的俯视美若天仙的少年,哂笑:“龙傲天,你不过是龙家的一个废物,敢跟少爷我抢女人？” Long Aotian has not spoken, but coldly is looking at them. 龙傲天没说话,只是冷冷的望着他们。 „Last month snatched the woman in Clear Breeze Pavilion and Fourth Imperial Prince, was broken the bone, the strength hid in the family/home to work as the turtle lowly honestly, the waste of not knowing the immensity of heaven and earth.” Is the son of the influential rampant tone of head. “上个月在清风阁和四皇子抢女人,被打断了骨头,实力低下就老老实实躲家里当缩头乌龟,不知天高地厚的废物。”为首的公子哥嚣张的语气。 The companions exude the rampant haughty laughter. 同伴们发出嚣张狂傲的笑声。 „Your vertical horse bustling streets, this is violates the law, I make the father ..... the father condemn you.” Big loli angrily said. “你们纵马闹市,这是犯法的,我让父.....父亲问罪你们。”大luoli气鼓鼓的叫到。 „Small girl, who knowing Young Master Ye is, in the city abstains from the guards to listen to his Elder Brother, will his Elder Brother be Ye Liangchen, Limitless City one of the Five Young Masters, the Princess Gaoyue future husband, who your father is?” “小丫头,知道叶公子是谁吗,城中戒卫队都听他哥哥的,他哥哥是叶良辰,无极城五公子之一,高月公主的未来夫婿,你父亲又是何人？” „The woman who small girl, Young Master Ye has a liking , was unable to escape from his palm.” “小丫头,叶公子看上的女人,还没有能逃脱他手掌心的。” Echoing of several son of the influential word languages. 几个公子哥一言一语的附和。 Thunder Battle Lady said: „Why must give itself to arrange such plot, is Long Aotian the masochism?” 雷霆战姬道:“为什么要给自己安排这样的剧情,龙傲天是自虐狂吗？” Li Xianyu said: „Battle Lady, this you do not understand, web novel repertoire it: Rising after staying low. protagonist insulted more miserable, the reader is more depressed, when then protagonist feels proud and elated, shocks four, you will feel that an acid from inside to outside is crisp. If I guess right, Princess Gaoyue, is this small girl.” 李羡鱼道:“战姬,这个你就不懂了,网文套路之:先抑后扬。主角被欺辱的越惨,读者就越郁闷,然后当主角扬眉吐气,震惊四座,你会感觉一种由内而外的酸爽。如果我猜的没错,高月公主,就是这个小丫头吧。” Young Girl Killer pats his shoulder: „A little meaning, you guessed right.” 少女杀手拍他肩膀:“有点意思,你猜对了。” Li Xianyu smiles self-confidently, sees to the full all kinds of books below, from Abington to Uncle Qin, from Hou Longtao to white Jie, I ripe. 李羡鱼自信一笑,在下饱览群书,从阿宾到秦大爷,从侯龙涛到白婕,我都熟的很呐。 Son of the influential surnamed Ye shouted: „Carries off to me.” 姓叶的公子哥喝道:“给我带走。” They as if prepare to begin to seize the daughter. 他们似乎准备动手强抢民女。 „Opportunity came!” Li Xianyu throws to the window near, loudly exclaimed: „Stop! Jiangnan ....., shameless, the facing the street vertical horse, seizes the daughter, the law law strip, the natural justice is clear, has my Zhao Ritian, you gave up any idea of that violates the law and commit crime.” “机会来了！”李羡鱼扑到窗边,大吼道:“住手！江南老贼.....啊呸,无耻狗贼,当街纵马,强抢民女,律法条条,天理昭昭,有我赵日天在,你休想作奸犯科。” Long Aotian and Princess Gaoyue, and son of the influential of numerous life of luxury, simultaneously turned head, looked. 龙傲天、高月公主,以及众位钟鸣鼎食的公子哥,齐齐扭头,看了过来。