VajraandLi Bairelatewell, remainsto talk withhim. Thunder Battle Ladyalsohas the matter, urgedLi XianyuandLi Bairestswell, thenleft. Threemeninhospital wardchatwith pauses.金刚和李白关系不错,留下来陪他说话解闷。雷霆战姬还有事,叮嘱李羡鱼和李白好好休息,便离开。三个男人在病房有一搭没一搭的聊天。Li Xianyuintegratesinthemquickly, no matteractuallyLi BaiorVajra, although the odd of having the windpoem, hasto fear the femaleodd, but the character, is not difficult to do.李羡鱼很快融入他们中,其实不管李白还是金刚,虽然一个有飙诗的怪癖,一个有恐女的怪癖,但性格还算好,不难打交道。„After yourboy, was the full-timewet nurse in ourcompany,”Li Baisighed with emotion: „You, ifappearsearlier, wedid not useso manybrothersbefore.”
“你小子以后就是我们公司的专职奶妈了,”李白感慨道:“你要是早点出现,咱们以前就不用死那么多兄弟。”Vajrasaid: „Does not know that yourblooddoes have the function of cutting off limbrebirth, ifOk, Isuddenlyhaveseveralboldideas.”金刚则道:“不知道你的血有没有断肢重生的功能,如果可以,那我突然有几个大胆的想法。”Li BaiandLi Xianyu: „Anyidea.”李白和李羡鱼:“什么想法。”HelplessVajrasaid: „Ihave no wayto contactwith the woman, contact on anylimbsis not good, in the event, mewill wish one couldto cut the contactspot. However, as a man, Iwantwith the woman......”金刚无奈道:“我没法和女人接触,任何肢体上的接触都不行,一旦发生,我就会恨不得砍了接触部位。但是吧,身为男人,我还是想和女人......”Li Baihas not understood: „Then?”李白没懂:“然后?”Li Xianyutaps the head: „Therefore after youthinksto end, cutDingding? Igo, howbig shot your brainholecomes, you are really a talent.”李羡鱼一拍脑袋:“所以你想啪完之后砍丁丁?我去,大佬你这脑洞怎么来的啊,你真是人才。”Li Bai: „!!!”李白:“!!!”Vajrasighed: „You are also a talent, no wonderYoung Girl KillerandTaka Katothatappreciateyou.”金刚叹口气:“你也是人才,难怪少女杀手和加藤鹰那么欣赏你。”Li Xianyusaid: „Yourthispsychological diseaseis very strange, the gynephobiadoes not appearinotakuandon the oldman, the formerislackswith the experience that the womanhas to do, thereforesaw that the womanmeets the introvertedto be shy, wantsto evade. The lattereveryoneunderstands, in the storehouselacks the gold/metal.”李羡鱼道:“你这心理疾病很奇怪啊,恐女症不是出现在宅男和老男人身上吗,前者是缺少和女人打交道的经验,所以见到女人会内向羞涩,想逃避。后者大家都懂,库房里缺金。”„But your, bothdo not tally, what is the reason of yourfrightenedwoman?”
“可是你这个吧,两个都不符合,你恐惧女人的原因是什么?”In the Vajraeyereveals the color of fear, probablythinkswhatfearfulmatter, onemeternineseveralbig fellow, hitto trembleunexpectedlyruthlessly.金刚眼里露出恐惧之色,像是想到了什么可怕的事,一米九几的大块头,居然狠狠打了个哆嗦。HelplessLi Xianyusaid: „Reallydoes not needto fear,youpossiblyarelack the firsttime, when Iwith the big sisteropens the room for the first time , isexcitedis not good, the leghitsto tremble. Afterward.....”李羡鱼无奈道:“真没必要这么怕,你可能是缺少第一次,我第一次和大姐姐开房间时,也是激动的不行,腿都打哆嗦。后来.....”Vajraasked: „What kind of.”金刚问:“怎么样。”Li Xianyu: „Afterwarddiscovered is very crisp.”李羡鱼:“后来发现还挺爽的。”
A Vajrafaceenvies: „Described.”金刚一脸羡慕:“形容一下。”Li Xianyuscratches the head: „Thisis not goodto describe, oryoupractice the yoga.”李羡鱼挠挠头:“这个不好形容,要不你去练瑜伽吧。”Li Bai: „??”李白:“??”Alwayswhycannot keep up with the rhythm that theyspoke, was I am old?
为什么总是跟不上他们说话的节奏,是我年纪大了?Chattedfor quite a while, Li Xianyudiscovered that Vajraactuallylongs for the matter of men and women, butcannotacceptwith the womanhas the limbscontact, instirringexcrementsticklinehas no interest.
聊了半天,李羡鱼发现金刚其实渴望男女之事,只是不能接受和女人发生肢体接触,偏偏又对搅屎棍这一行没兴趣。Li Xianyuisold hand, verypatientwithhimsaid that ownattainment, hopes that canbring backhismaleinstinct, thenstraightens upheto go to the bigtreasured sword, looks to overcome the gynephobia.李羡鱼是老司机,很耐心的和他说自己的心得,希望能勾起他雄性的本能,然后拾掇他去大宝剑,看能不能克服恐女症。„Mostyoung peopledo not understand the extremelyhappysay/wayactually, onlyknew that the birds of preytamper the elder brother.”Li Xianyuspoke with confidence: „ Normalstepshouldbe:
“大多数年轻人其实不懂极乐之道,只晓得鸷夯昆。”李羡鱼侃侃而谈:“正常步骤应该是:One: Afraid to say a word.
一:吞吞吐吐。Two: Proselytizedstudies with a master.
二:传道受业。Three: Puts on the intestinesto cross the stomach.
三:穿肠过肚。
The thirdquiteheavytaste, actuallyyou, ifcanachieve the thirdstep, youdid not needto overcome the gynephobia. ”
第三个比较重口味,其实你要是能做到第三步,你也不用克服恐女症了。”Li Bai: „???”李白:“???”
An unclearsleep/felt of Vajrafaceis severe.金刚一脸的不明觉厉。Li Xianyusaid,anticipates saying: „Listened tofor quite a while, youshouldhave the impulsion in thataspectnow.”李羡鱼说完,期待道:“听了半天,你现在该有那方面的冲动了吧。”Vajramakes an effortto nod.金刚用力点头。Li Xianyutaught with skill and patience: „Toldmeboldly, youlong foranythingnow.”李羡鱼循循善诱:“大胆的告诉我,你现在渴望什么。”Vajrasinkingsound said: „Ilong fornew.”金刚沉声道:“我渴望新番。”Li Xianyu: „.....”李羡鱼:“.....”breasts, isbreasts. Thispersonhas abandoned.乃子啊,是乃子啊。这人已经废了。For a whileis speechless, Li Baifinallyfound the opportunityto bring back to the stock rail the topic, hesaid: „Li Xianyu, the companyshouldgiveyoupointsto reward, butIalsorepaymentlife-saving efforts. Iteachyoutechnique of the move of exhaling qi as a sword.”
一时无言,李白终于找到机会把话题带回正轨,他说:“李羡鱼,公司应该会给你积分奖励,但我自己也得报答救命之恩。我教你一招吐气为剑之术。”„exhaling qi as a sword?”
“吐气为剑?”„Un,”Li Bainods: „Mypresenttrue qiis insufficient, thereforeis unable the perfectactual combat, possiblynot to lovegracefully, butyourealize the mighton the line.”
“嗯,”李白点点头:“我现在真气不足,所以无法完美的实战,可能不爱优雅,但你体会威力就行。”He„he”, accumulatedphlegmin the throat, thenmade an effortto put outprobably.
他“哬”的一声,像是蕴了一口痰在喉咙里,然后用力吐出。
It is not „resembles”, hereallyspatphlegm, Li Xianyunoticed that the phlegm of hismouthflashedto pass, then the ceilingwas penetrated a fingerwidegulf.
并不是“像”,他真的吐了一口痰,李羡鱼看到他嘴里的痰一闪而逝,接着天花板就被穿透了一指头宽的深坑。rookieLi Xianyuwas shocked, said: „Suddenlydoes not wantto study.”小萌新李羡鱼惊呆了,愣愣道:“突然不想学了。”Li Bai: „Saidis not quite graceful, becausemyair/Qiis insufficient, can only being madattachesin the salivacanplay the might. Usualtime, Ispit the one breath, hassword qitogether. Fierceis not good, Iteachyounow the luckway, Vajrayoufirstroll, do not listen secretlymyspecialunique skill.”李白:“说了不太优雅,因为我的气不足,只能将气依附在口水里才能发挥威力。平时的时候,我吐一口气,就有一道剑气。厉害的不行,我现在教你运气方式,金刚你先滚,不要偷听我的独门绝技。”
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......Outside the hospital ward, Thunder and Lightning Dharma Kingknocks on a door, insidetransmits the clearvoice: „Comes.”
病房外,雷电法王敲了敲门,里面传来清脆的嗓音:“进来。”Hepushes the doorto go, Unparalleled Battle Soulthischapterhas not played the cell phone, herstaticstandinginhospital ward, has a beautiful face.
他推门进去,无双战魂这回没有玩手机,她静静的站在病房中,眉目如画。Thunder and Lightning Dharma Kingunconsciousreceivesaura, exhibits the elementary studentfacing the teachercautiousstance.雷电法王不自觉的收起气场,摆出小学生面对老师般拘谨的姿态。Seesher for the first time , has not feltanyoppressionfromher. Insteadthought that Unparalleled Battle Soulverymoeverylovably.
第一次见到她时,并没有从她身上感受到任何压迫。反而觉得无双战魂挺萌挺可爱。Sawher for the second time yesterday, wasthishospital ward, on the hospital bedis lying downremaining unconsciousLi Xianyu, at that timeshe was also calmlystandsin the hospital ward, the bodyis rushingsuch as the tsunamisuch asfearfulaura of landslide.
第二次见到她是在昨天,也是这个病房,病床上躺着昏迷不醒的李羡鱼,当时她也是静静站在病房中,身上澎湃着如海啸如山崩的可怕气场。Thunder and Lightning Dharma King that at that moment has almost no wayto breatherealized, the firsttimeisbecausehashergreat-grandson, Great Grandmotherwill certainly not revealfearfulauratoownyounger generation. PresentUnparalleled Battle SoulistrueBattle Soul, the war machine of worldnolightthatoncekilled.
那一刻几乎没法呼吸的雷电法王才意识到,第一次是因为有她的曾孙在,祖奶奶当然不会对自己的晚辈露出可怕气场。眼前的无双战魂才是真正的战魂,那个曾经杀的天地无光的战争机器。„Youlook formyanythingmatter.”Thunder and Lightning Dharma Kingrespectfulsay/way.
“您找我什么事。”雷电法王恭敬道。„Almost, mygreat-grandsondied.”Great Grandmothersaidlightly: „Iam unhappy, is very unhappy.”
“差一点,我的曾孙就死了。”祖奶奶淡淡道:“我不开心,很不开心。”„Isourmistakes, wehave not protectedhim.”Thunder and Lightning Dharma Kingsaid.
“是我们的错,我们没保护好他。”雷电法王道。Hisheartsaid,yourgrandsonare so waste, byoneon the wound, bumps dead, let aloneSan Wu, the bigbossgoes into actionno matterpersonallyuses.
他心说,你孙儿自己这么废,挨一下就伤,碰一下就死,别说三无,大老板亲自出马都不管用好嘛。Great Grandmothersnort/hum: „Counted on that your crowd of waste, mygrandsondefinitelycannot liveto find a wifeto give birth.”祖奶奶哼一声:“指望你们这群废物,我孙儿肯定活不到娶妻生子。”Thunder and Lightning Dharma King: „Is is, right that youteach.”雷电法王:“是是是,您教训的对。”Hisheartsaid,forget it, the inheriteddeficiency of vitalness of the kidneysalsowanted the heir.
他心说,得了吧,祖传肾亏还想要子嗣。Great Grandmothersnort/hum: „Helpsmecall the wordsmatterpeople of Daoist and Buddhist Associationas well asvariousrespected families, the placedecidesinTwo Flowers Temple, Imustdiscusswiththemwell.”祖奶奶又哼一声:“帮我召集道佛协会以及各大家族的话事人,地点就定在两华寺,我要和他们好好谈一谈。”Thunder and Lightning Dharma Kingknits the brows: „Yourthisis.....”雷电法王皱眉道:“您这是.....”Unparalleled Battle Soulnowis a wastenumber, shemultipurposestfrombrokenspiritbeadthreat, everyoneknowsherbottom line, at the worstdoes not bumpLi Xianyuorkeeps his dog's life is. So long asBattle Soulfrom the brokenspiritbead, shedid not say that does not have the weight/quantity. Let aloneanythingnegotiated.无双战魂现在就是个废号,她最多用自碎灵珠威胁,大家都知道她底线,大不了不碰李羡鱼或者留他一条狗命便是。只要战魂不自碎灵珠,她说的话就没分量。更别说什么谈判。SaidLi FamilythisBattle Soul„suicide”threat, absolutelyis the past and presentfirst.
说起来李家这位战魂的“自杀”威胁,绝对是古今第一。Whenhecontacts the Great Grandmotherbrilliantthreateningvision, gawkedstaring, looks at carefullyto size upcarefully, faints from fear the subtle change of Battle Soul, saidwith amazement: „You, you.....”
当他接触到祖奶奶灼灼逼人的目光,愣了愣,仔细端详打量,惊觉战魂的细微变化,惊讶道:“您,您.....”Great Grandmothernods: „Restores40%strengthsreluctantly, hangsdozen of Buddhist Headthatoldbald donkey unable to achieve, hangsdozen of blood descendant worldthatflock of range chickenearthenware dogsnot to have the issue.”祖奶奶点头:“勉强恢复40%战力,吊打佛头那个老秃驴做不到,吊打血裔界那群土鸡瓦狗还是没问题的。”
The Thunder and Lightning Dharma Kingforced smilesaid: „Youreallydo not fear the Buddhist Headsealyou.”雷电法王苦笑道:“您真不怕佛头封印你啊。”Great Grandmothersaid: „Relax, Ido not slaughter, and has not preparedto bringLi Xianyuto gotogether. Igive a Buddhist Headopportunityfinally, ifhedoes not standme, whenmygrandsondivine artgreat accomplishment, myfirstExtreme Dao that extinguishesyourblood descendant world.”祖奶奶道:“放心,我不大开杀戒,而且也没准备带李羡鱼一起去。我最后给佛头一个机会,他要是不站在我这边,等我孙儿神功大成,我第一个灭你们血裔界的极道。”Thunder and Lightning Dharma Kingdoes not doubt, murderingdecisivelyistrueUnparalleled Battle Soul, becausein the pastBuddhist Headstoppedher, was in a rage, Two Flowers Templealmostchanged to the ruins.雷电法王丝毫不怀疑,杀伐果断才是真正的无双战魂,当年佛头因为阻拦她,一怒之下,两华寺几乎化作废墟。Hishelplesssay/way: „Ifirstask that the opinion of bigboss, pleaseremember the restraint, the Treasure's Lustreestablishmentfor several years, the foundationwas still shallow, reallycannottear to pieces the facial skinwiththem.”
他无奈道:“我先问问大老板的意见,请您记得克制,宝泽创立数年,根基尚浅,实在不能和他们撕破脸皮。”Great Grandmother„un”.祖奶奶“嗯”一声。
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