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#58: The gynephobia and solution law of


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Vajra and Li Bai relate well, remains to talk with him. Thunder Battle Lady also has the matter, urged Li Xianyu and Li Bai rests well, then left. Three men in hospital ward chat with pauses. 金刚李白关系不错,留下来陪他说话解闷。雷霆战姬还有事,叮嘱李羡鱼李白好好休息,便离开。三个男人在病房有一搭没一搭的聊天。 Li Xianyu integrates in them quickly, no matter actually Li Bai or Vajra, although the odd of having the wind poem, has to fear the female odd, but the character, is not difficult to do. 李羡鱼很快融入他们中,其实不管李白还是金刚,虽然一个有飙诗的怪癖,一个有恐女的怪癖,但性格还算好,不难打交道。 „After your boy, was the full-time wet nurse in our company,” Li Bai sighed with emotion: You, if appears earlier, we did not use so many brothers before.” “你小子以后就是我们公司的专职奶妈了,”李白感慨道:“你要是早点出现,咱们以前就不用死那么多兄弟。” Vajra said: Does not know that your blood does have the function of cutting off limb rebirth, if Ok, I suddenly have several bold ideas.” 金刚则道:“不知道你的血有没有断肢重生的功能,如果可以,那我突然有几个大胆的想法。” Li Bai and Li Xianyu: Any idea.” 李白李羡鱼:“什么想法。” Helpless Vajra said: I have no way to contact with the woman, contact on any limbs is not good, in the event, me will wish one could to cut the contact spot. However, as a man, I want with the woman......” 金刚无奈道:“我没法和女人接触,任何肢体上的接触都不行,一旦发生,我就会恨不得砍了接触部位。但是吧,身为男人,我还是想和女人......” Li Bai has not understood: Then?” 李白没懂:“然后?” Li Xianyu taps the head: Therefore after you thinks to end, cut Dingding? I go, how big shot your brain hole comes, you are really a talent.” 李羡鱼一拍脑袋:“所以你想啪完之后砍丁丁?我去,大佬你这脑洞怎么来的啊,你真是人才。” Li Bai: „!!!” 李白:“!!!” Vajra sighed: You are also a talent, no wonder Young Girl Killer and Taka Kato that appreciate you.” 金刚叹口气:“你也是人才,难怪少女杀手加藤鹰那么欣赏你。” Li Xianyu said: Your this psychological disease is very strange, the gynephobia does not appear in otaku and on the old man, the former is lacks with the experience that the woman has to do, therefore saw that the woman meets the introverted to be shy, wants to evade. The latter everyone understands, in the storehouse lacks the gold/metal.” 李羡鱼道:“你这心理疾病很奇怪啊,恐女症不是出现在宅男和老男人身上吗,前者是缺少和女人打交道的经验,所以见到女人会内向羞涩,想逃避。后者大家都懂,库房里缺金。” But your, both do not tally, what is the reason of your frightened woman?” “可是你这个吧,两个都不符合,你恐惧女人的原因是什么?” In the Vajra eye reveals the color of fear, probably thinks what fearful matter, one meter nine several big fellow, hit to tremble unexpectedly ruthlessly. 金刚眼里露出恐惧之色,像是想到了什么可怕的事,一米九几的大块头,居然狠狠打了个哆嗦。 Helpless Li Xianyu said: Really does not need to fear, you possibly are lack the first time, when I with the big sister opens the room for the first time , is excited is not good, the leg hits to tremble. Afterward ..... 李羡鱼无奈道:“真没必要这么怕,你可能是缺少第一次,我第一次和大姐姐开房间时,也是激动的不行,腿都打哆嗦。后来.....” Vajra asked: What kind of.” 金刚问:“怎么样。” Li Xianyu: Afterward discovered is very crisp.” 李羡鱼:“后来发现还挺爽的。” A Vajra face envies: Described.” 金刚一脸羡慕:“形容一下。” Li Xianyu scratches the head: This is not good to describe, or you practice the yoga.” 李羡鱼挠挠头:“这个不好形容,要不你去练瑜伽吧。” Li Bai: „??” 李白:“??” Always why cannot keep up with the rhythm that they spoke, was I am old? 为什么总是跟不上他们说话的节奏,是我年纪大了? Chatted for quite a while, Li Xianyu discovered that Vajra actually longs for the matter of men and women, but cannot accept with the woman has the limbs contact, in stirring excrement stick line has no interest. 聊了半天,李羡鱼发现金刚其实渴望男女之事,只是不能接受和女人发生肢体接触,偏偏又对搅屎棍这一行没兴趣。 Li Xianyu is old hand, very patient with him said that own attainment, hopes that can bring back his male instinct, then straightens up he to go to the big treasured sword, looks to overcome the gynephobia. 李羡鱼老司机,很耐心的和他说自己的心得,希望能勾起他雄性的本能,然后拾掇他去大宝剑,看能不能克服恐女症。 Most young people do not understand the extremely happy say/way actually, only knew that the birds of prey tamper the elder brother.” Li Xianyu spoke with confidence: „ Normal step should be: “大多数年轻人其实不懂极乐之道,只晓得鸷夯昆。”李羡鱼侃侃而谈:“正常步骤应该是: One: Afraid to say a word. 一:吞吞吐吐。 Two: Proselytized studies with a master. 二:传道受业。 Three: Puts on the intestines to cross the stomach. 三:穿肠过肚。 The third quite heavy taste, actually you, if can achieve the third step, you did not need to overcome the gynephobia. ” 第三个比较重口味,其实你要是能做到第三步,你也不用克服恐女症了。” Li Bai: „???” 李白:“???” An unclear sleep/felt of Vajra face is severe. 金刚一脸的不明觉厉。 Li Xianyu said, anticipates saying: Listened to for quite a while, you should have the impulsion in that aspect now.” 李羡鱼说完,期待道:“听了半天,你现在该有那方面的冲动了吧。” Vajra makes an effort to nod. 金刚用力点头。 Li Xianyu taught with skill and patience: Told me boldly, you long for anything now.” 李羡鱼循循善诱:“大胆的告诉我,你现在渴望什么。” Vajra sinking sound said: I long for new.” 金刚沉声道:“我渴望新番。” Li Xianyu: ..... 李羡鱼:“.....” breasts, is breasts. This person has abandoned. 乃子啊,是乃子啊。这人已经废了。 For a while is speechless, Li Bai finally found the opportunity to bring back to the stock rail the topic, he said: Li Xianyu, the company should give you points to reward, but I also repayment life-saving efforts. I teach you technique of the move of exhaling qi as a sword.” 一时无言,李白终于找到机会把话题带回正轨,他说:“李羡鱼,公司应该会给你积分奖励,但我自己也得报答救命之恩。我教你一招吐气为剑之术。” exhaling qi as a sword?” 吐气为剑?” Un,” Li Bai nods: My present true qi is insufficient, therefore is unable the perfect actual combat, possibly not to love gracefully, but you realize the might on the line.” “嗯,”李白点点头:“我现在真气不足,所以无法完美的实战,可能不爱优雅,但你体会威力就行。” He he, accumulated phlegm in the throat, then made an effort to put out probably. 他“哬”的一声,像是蕴了一口痰在喉咙里,然后用力吐出。 It is not resembles, he really spat phlegm, Li Xianyu noticed that the phlegm of his mouth flashed to pass, then the ceiling was penetrated a finger wide gulf. 并不是“像”,他真的吐了一口痰,李羡鱼看到他嘴里的痰一闪而逝,接着天花板就被穿透了一指头宽的深坑。 rookie Li Xianyu was shocked, said: Suddenly does not want to study.” 小萌新李羡鱼惊呆了,愣愣道:“突然不想学了。” Li Bai: Said is not quite graceful, because my air/Qi is insufficient, can only being mad attaches in the saliva can play the might. Usual time, I spit the one breath, has sword qi together. Fierce is not good, I teach you now the luck way, Vajra you first roll, do not listen secretly my special unique skill.” 李白:“说了不太优雅,因为我的气不足,只能将气依附在口水里才能发挥威力。平时的时候,我吐一口气,就有一道剑气。厉害的不行,我现在教你运气方式,金刚你先滚,不要偷听我的独门绝技。” ...... ...... Outside the hospital ward, Thunder and Lightning Dharma King knocks on a door, inside transmits the clear voice: Comes.” 病房外,雷电法王敲了敲门,里面传来清脆的嗓音:“进来。” He pushes the door to go, Unparalleled Battle Soul this chapter has not played the cell phone, her static standing in hospital ward, has a beautiful face. 他推门进去,无双战魂这回没有玩手机,她静静的站在病房中,眉目如画。 Thunder and Lightning Dharma King unconscious receives aura, exhibits the elementary student facing the teacher cautious stance. 雷电法王不自觉的收起气场,摆出小学生面对老师般拘谨的姿态。 Sees her for the first time , has not felt any oppression from her. Instead thought that Unparalleled Battle Soul very moe very lovably. 第一次见到她时,并没有从她身上感受到任何压迫。反而觉得无双战魂挺萌挺可爱。 Saw her for the second time yesterday, was this hospital ward, on the hospital bed is lying down remaining unconscious Li Xianyu, at that time she was also calmly stands in the hospital ward, the body is rushing such as the tsunami such as fearful aura of landslide. 第二次见到她是在昨天,也是这个病房,病床上躺着昏迷不醒的李羡鱼,当时她也是静静站在病房中,身上澎湃着如海啸如山崩的可怕气场 Thunder and Lightning Dharma King that at that moment has almost no way to breathe realized, the first time is because has her great-grandson, Great Grandmother will certainly not reveal fearful aura to own younger generation. Present Unparalleled Battle Soul is true Battle Soul, the war machine of world no light that once killed. 那一刻几乎没法呼吸的雷电法王才意识到,第一次是因为有她的曾孙在,祖奶奶当然不会对自己的晚辈露出可怕气场。眼前的无双战魂才是真正的战魂,那个曾经杀的天地无光的战争机器。 You look for my anything matter.” Thunder and Lightning Dharma King respectful say/way. “您找我什么事。”雷电法王恭敬道。 Almost, my great-grandson died.” Great Grandmother said lightly: I am unhappy, is very unhappy.” “差一点,我的曾孙就死了。”祖奶奶淡淡道:“我不开心,很不开心。” Is our mistakes, we have not protected him.” Thunder and Lightning Dharma King said. “是我们的错,我们没保护好他。”雷电法王道。 His heart said, your grandson are so waste, by one on the wound, bumps dead, let alone San Wu, the big boss goes into action no matter personally uses. 他心说,你孙儿自己这么废,挨一下就伤,碰一下就死,别说三无,大老板亲自出马都不管用好嘛。 Great Grandmother snort/hum: Counted on that your crowd of waste, my grandson definitely cannot live to find a wife to give birth.” 祖奶奶哼一声:“指望你们这群废物,我孙儿肯定活不到娶妻生子。” Thunder and Lightning Dharma King: „Is is, right that you teach.” 雷电法王:“是是是,您教训的对。” His heart said, forget it, the inherited deficiency of vitalness of the kidneys also wanted the heir. 他心说,得了吧,祖传肾亏还想要子嗣。 Great Grandmother snort/hum: Helps me call the words matter people of Daoist and Buddhist Association as well as various respected families, the place decides in Two Flowers Temple, I must discuss with them well.” 祖奶奶又哼一声:“帮我召集道佛协会以及各大家族的话事人,地点就定在两华寺,我要和他们好好谈一谈。” Thunder and Lightning Dharma King knits the brows: Your this is ..... 雷电法王皱眉道:“您这是.....” Unparalleled Battle Soul now is a waste number, she multipurposest from broken spirit bead threat, everyone knows her bottom line, at the worst does not bump Li Xianyu or keeps his dog's life is. So long as Battle Soul from the broken spirit bead, she did not say that does not have the weight/quantity. Let alone anything negotiated. 无双战魂现在就是个废号,她最多用自碎灵珠威胁,大家都知道她底线,大不了不碰李羡鱼或者留他一条狗命便是。只要战魂不自碎灵珠,她说的话就没分量。更别说什么谈判。 Said Li Family this Battle Soul suicide threat, absolutely is the past and present first. 说起来李家这位战魂的“自杀”威胁,绝对是古今第一。 When he contacts the Great Grandmother brilliant threatening vision, gawked staring, looks at carefully to size up carefully, faints from fear the subtle change of Battle Soul, said with amazement: You, you ..... 当他接触到祖奶奶灼灼逼人的目光,愣了愣,仔细端详打量,惊觉战魂的细微变化,惊讶道:“您,您.....” Great Grandmother nods: Restores 40% strengths reluctantly, hangs dozen of Buddhist Head that old bald donkey unable to achieve, hangs dozen of blood descendant world that flock of range chicken earthenware dogs not to have the issue.” 祖奶奶点头:“勉强恢复40%战力,吊打佛头那个老秃驴做不到,吊打血裔界那群土鸡瓦狗还是没问题的。” The Thunder and Lightning Dharma King forced smile said: You really do not fear the Buddhist Head seal you.” 雷电法王苦笑道:“您真不怕佛头封印你啊。” Great Grandmother said: Relax, I do not slaughter, and has not prepared to bring Li Xianyu to go together. I give a Buddhist Head opportunity finally, if he does not stand me, when my grandson divine art great accomplishment, my first Extreme Dao that extinguishes your blood descendant world.” 祖奶奶道:“放心,我不大开杀戒,而且也没准备带李羡鱼一起去。我最后给佛头一个机会,他要是不站在我这边,等我孙儿神功大成,我第一个灭你们血裔界极道。” Thunder and Lightning Dharma King does not doubt, murdering decisively is true Unparalleled Battle Soul, because in the past Buddhist Head stopped her, was in a rage, Two Flowers Temple almost changed to the ruins. 雷电法王丝毫不怀疑,杀伐果断才是真正的无双战魂,当年佛头因为阻拦她,一怒之下,两华寺几乎化作废墟。 His helpless say/way: I first ask that the opinion of big boss, please remember the restraint, the Treasure's Lustre establishment for several years, the foundation was still shallow, really cannot tear to pieces the facial skin with them.” 他无奈道:“我先问问大老板的意见,请您记得克制,宝泽创立数年,根基尚浅,实在不能和他们撕破脸皮。” Great Grandmother un. 祖奶奶“嗯”一声。
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