On December 24, Christmas Eve, air quality: 175, serious haze. 12月24日,平安夜,空气质量:175,严重雾霾。 It is not suitable goes out, is not suitable shops, is not suitable sits in meditation the cultivation. 不宜出门,不宜购物,不宜打坐修炼。 Li Xianyu stands near the window, looks at the pale sky, the cell phone of palm the Icicle call, the electronic female sound is redundant: The call that you are unable to put through temporarily ..... 李羡鱼站在窗边,看着惨白惨白的天空,掌心的手机拨打着冰渣子的电话,电子女音重复:您拨打的电话暂时无法接通..... The smelly woman lost contact., All deceives especially my. She knows early when own status, decides to go into hiding in Europe. Before foster fathers at the point of death, she has not come to see one, does she have not to have promising this to raise she twenty years of man to be sad? 臭娘们失联了。特么的,全都是骗我的。她早知道自己身份,早在欧洲时就决定销声匿迹。养父临死前她也没来看一眼,她有没有为这个养育她二十几年的男人悲伤？ It is not very happy, saw when the weather that this type of haze covers, Li Xianyu remembers oneself inaugurated Heaven Gate, the one breath suck dry surrounding area the world spiritual energy within dozens meters, the haze is then poisoned in the hospital has an intravenous drip for three hours ..... the mood to be then worse. 心情很不好,看到这种雾霾笼罩的天气,李羡鱼想起了自己初开天门时,一口气吸干方圆数十米内的天地灵气,然后雾霾中毒在医院打点滴三个小时.....心情便更糟糕了。 On his present physique, attracted three days and three nights haze also to discharge, but at that time he was a newly emerged Little Brother, at that time felt oneself overstated, frightened urinary bladder one tight, but also complained secretly Great Grandmother was far-fetched, believed her evil. 就他现在的体质,吸三天三夜的雾霾也能排出,可当时他还是个初出茅庐的小弟弟,当时觉得自己走火入魔了,吓的膀胱一紧,还偷偷埋怨祖奶奶不靠谱,信了她的邪。 That little while and Great Grandmother are not ripe, therefore has not complained. 那会儿和祖奶奶还不熟,所以没有吐槽出来。 The time really passes quickly, suddenly his half step Extreme Dao. 时间过得真快,眨眼他半步极道了。 Six months, the foster father hung, the elder sister changed Ancient Monster. 半年时间,养父挂了,姐姐变古妖了。 He wants to sigh with emotion the human affairs to be variable, but changes mind thinks, actually present many bitter experiences, when he had not been born has been doomed. For example the foster father, he bears patiently in the twenty years, before for dying, that fights expresses in the chest depressed base. For example Icicle, her status was doomed her future bitter experience. 他本想感慨世事无常,但转念一想,其实现在的很多遭遇,在他还没出生时就已经注定。比如养父,他这二十年隐忍,就为了死前那一战直抒胸中郁垒。比如冰渣子,她的身份注定了她今后的遭遇。 This is the destiny that people often said that is the causes and effects. 这便是人们常说的命运,是因果。 But Li Xianyu also knows a few words: So-called destiny, but is people's to the foolish matter feeling of once making. 但李羡鱼还知道一句话:所谓命运,不过是人们对曾经做出的蠢事的感慨。 The death of foster father, is his foolish matter. He stupidest place does not have to discuss with the adopted son beforehand. Considers if meddle, perhaps the foster father will not die. 养父的死,就是他的蠢事。他最蠢的地方就是没有事先和养子商量。试想如果自己插手,养父也许就不会死。 Li Xianyu also made the foolish matter, was stupid to detect initially foster father unusual, actually because of anxiety and fear at heart, does not dare to go into seriously. 李羡鱼也做了蠢事,蠢在当初察觉到养父一家不同寻常,却因为心里的疑虑和害怕,不敢深究。 If he can ravel all matters sooner, he can plan ahead of time, at that time after will not look like the foster father was missing, can only the anxious all round chaotic revolutions. 如果他能早些把所有的事弄明白,他就能提前谋划,不会像那时养父失踪后,只能急的团团乱转。 However, the destiny fearful place is, you observe unable to sense radically oneself are making the foolish matter. 然而,命运可怕的地方在于,你根本察觉不出自己正在做蠢事。 Perhaps nonchalant a decision in the life, will then make you regret in the future extremely. 也许在生活里一个不经意的决定,便会让你在未来懊悔万分。 The cell phone hears two „toot toot”, prompts him to have the telephone to come, Li Xianyu lowers the head looked, is Jade Flower hits. 手机传来两声“嘟嘟”,提示他有电话进来,李羡鱼低头一看,是翠花打来的。 He hangs up the number that Icicle cannot make a connection with forever, puts through Jade Flower to come the electricity: „Any matter.” 他挂断冰渣子永远打不通的号码,接通翠花来电:“什么事。” „Li Xianyu, I want to eat the small fish to do.” In the Jade Flower sound is passing lazy, Li Xianyu remembers that she has a long lazy sleep in the room. “李羡鱼,我想吃小鱼干。”翠花声音里透着慵懒,李羡鱼记得她在房间里睡懒觉。 „, You go to the attic restaurant to eat, does not want your work identification.” The family member of Treasure's Lustre senior management eats meal in the revolving restaurant is free, in Li Xianyu freely position can be regarded high level, but his status is special, the entire company likes thunder reverberating in one's ears, as Li Family harem one, Jade Flower also enjoys the power that eats without paying drinks white/in vain. “哦,你自己去顶楼餐厅吃啊,又不要你的工作证。”宝泽高层管理的家属在旋转餐厅吃饭都是免费的,李羡鱼尽管职位上算不得高层,但他身份特殊,全公司如雷贯耳,身为李家后宫团的一员,翠花也享有白吃白喝的权力。 „Does not want to move, you take to me, then delivers me the room.” “不想动,你给我拿,然后送我房间来。” „Oneself begin havingly ample food and clothing, you go to a This, not such.” Li Xianyu runs about repugnantly, such will appear is in itself not the lord of harem, but is in the harem the young lackey of empresses. “自己动手丰衣足食,你去一个甲子,不都这样的吗。”李羡鱼讨厌给人跑腿,那样会显得自己不是后宫之主,而是后宫里娘娘们的小奴才。 He gave some smelly woman to work as 20 years of young lackey, the trauma was broad. 他都给某个臭娘们当了二十年的小奴才,心理阴影广阔无边。 After several minutes, gate „” was sounded, Li Xianyu opened the door in the past, Jade Flower threatens walks, is inserting the waist, is stepping the step of refusing to acknowledge family, intentionally the foot stamps bang bang sound. 几分钟后,门“啪啪啪”的被敲响,李羡鱼过去开门,翠花气势汹汹的走进来,插着腰,迈着六亲不认的步伐,脚丫子故意跺的砰砰响。 „I must eat the small fish to do.” Jade Flower stares him with the eye of plump. “我要吃小鱼干。”翠花用圆滚滚的眼睛瞪他。 The eye of cat is big and round, seems like moe specially, after change shape to human, the special characteristics of big eye lamp still, block the words of face, the eye of Jade Flower is in his harem is biggest. 猫的眼睛又大又圆,看起来就特别萌,化形成人后,大眼灯的特质还在,挡住脸的话,翠花的眼睛是他后宫团里最大的。 „You came out in any case, oneself buy.” Li Xianyu sees her with the dead fish. “你反正都出来了,自己去买。”李羡鱼用死鱼眼瞅她。 „Hateful, I want to finish eating the fish to continue to sleep dry/does, because of you, I do not want to rest now.” Jade Flower whips the desktop with the former claw of her formation manpower: „You as the responsibility of shovel excrement officer where.” “可恶,我本来想吃完鱼干继续睡觉,都因为你,我现在不想睡了。”翠花用她的化成人手的前爪拍打桌面:“你作为铲屎官的职责在哪里。” Shovels word of excrement officer after contacting the network, naturally on learned. 铲屎官的词儿在接触到网络后,自然而然就学会了。 The position of Jade Flower pleasantly surprised discovery original present pet cat in family is high, human said that is the shovel excrement officer. Her shovel excrement officer naturally was Li Xianyu. 翠花惊喜的发现原来现在宠物猫在家庭中的地位非常高,人类都自称是铲屎官。那她的铲屎官当然就是李羡鱼了。 The sand sculpture netizen is really good, after teaching people bad things Great Grandmother, taught people bad things Jade Flower. 沙雕网友真棒,教坏了祖奶奶后,又教坏了翠花。 Li Xianyu waves a Palestinian slap in her buttocks, the meat wave tumbles: „Gives me shovel excrement the opportunity.” 李羡鱼挥手一巴掌扇在她的臀部,肉浪翻滚:“给我一个铲屎的机会。” „I, I want flexure dead you.” Jade Flower makes threatening gestures throws. “我,我要挠死你。”翠花张牙舞爪的扑过来。 Two people hit a tortoise fist, was Jade Flower lost unexpectedly, the confidence was greatly disappointed, is pursing the lips to go to the room. 两人噼里啪啦打了一顿王八拳,竟是翠花输了,信心大受打击,撅着嘴回房间去。 She went to the room to curl up toward the bedding, plans to pay no attention to him today, tomorrow will look at the mood. 她回房间往被窝里一蜷,打算今天就不理他了,明天看心情。 Thinks or works as the cat good, every morning the wave comes back, curls up toward the bed on, can smell on him the unique fragrance to sleep. Because is the reason of cat, a lot do not worry with oneself, Li Xianyu helped her handle, for example ate the lobster time let his to peel shell, for example taking a bath of made him air-dry soft growing hair. 想想还是当猫的时候好,每天早上浪回来,往床上一蜷,就可以嗅着他身上独特的香味睡觉。因为是猫的缘故,很多事情都不用自己操心,李羡鱼就帮她搞定了,比如吃龙虾的时候让他剥壳,比如洗完澡让他吹干身上柔软的长毛。 If he is not obedient, oneself scratch open his pillow, is obedient immediately. 他要是不听话,自己就挠破他的枕头,就立刻听话了。 After turning into the person, he became estranged, cannot rest the same place, cannot have the intimate action, got down was determined that greatly looked for his copulation also to give the rejection. 变成人之后他就疏远多了,不能睡一起,不能有亲密举动,下了那么大决心找他交配也给拒绝了。 Why the copulation power belongs to Thunder Battle Lady, she looked at the similar copulation before, whose is fist is big who has the copulation power, her tortoise fist can pat Thunder Battle Lady on the ground. 凭什么交配权属于雷霆战姬,她以前看同类交配,都是谁拳头大谁有交配权,她一顿王八拳就能把雷霆战姬拍在地上。 But she hits the tortoise fist to lose to Li Xianyu today, the copulation power was snatched by him. 但她今天打王八拳输给李羡鱼了,交配权被他抢去。 „Bang bang bang.” “砰砰砰。” The gate made a sound several. 门响了几下。 Jade Flower is supine the head, looks in the entrance direction. 翠花仰起脑袋,朝门口方向看。 „Comes out to eat the fish to do.” Li Xianyu shouted in out of the door. “出来吃鱼干。”李羡鱼在门外喊。 „Does not eat.” The Jade Flower loud response, she will not manage the shovel excrement officer today. “不吃。”翠花大声回应,她今天都不会理铲屎官的。 „.” “哦。” Half of the day does not have the sound, Jade Flower to lift the quilt, barefoots to rush, opens the door to see Li Xianyu to stand in the corridor, the single arm is dragging the silver tray, gnaws her fried yellow croaker with great interest. 门外半天没动静,翠花掀开被子,赤着脚奔出去,开门看见李羡鱼站在走廊,单臂拖着银色托盘,津津有味的啃她的油炸黄鱼。 Jade Flower snatches, is staring saying: „My fish does, does not permit you to eat.” 翠花就抢过来,瞪着眼说:“我的鱼干,不准你吃。” Looking at the eye was golden yellow, the roasting yellow croaker of smell sharp aroma, the tray transmits the temperature, obviously just exploded. Swallows the saliva. 瞄了眼色泽金黄,香气扑鼻的烤黄鱼,托盘传来温度,显然是刚炸的。咽了咽口水。 Li Xianyu picks up one to feed to her, Jade Flower opens mouth subconsciously. 李羡鱼捡起一条喂给她,翠花下意识张嘴。 „Delicious.” “好吃吗。” „Delicious ..... is also the same.” Jade Flower felt, since he knew mistakenly, oneself on forgiving of pushing someone take on a difficult job, knew can improve mistakenly greatest. But cannot reveal is too happy, must make him know that the cat also has the temperament. “好吃.....也就一般般。”翠花觉得既然他知道错了,那自己就勉为其难的原谅,知错能改善莫大焉。但不能表露的太开心,得让他知道猫也是有脾气的。 Li Xianyu takes advantage of opportunity the room, looks that she eats food cheerfully, „why you do not play the game.” 李羡鱼顺势进屋,看着她欢快进食,“你为什么不玩游戏。” Jade Flower is nipping half yellow croaker, strange visits him, ambiguous tone: „Why I must play the game.” 翠花咬着半条黄鱼,奇怪的看着他,含糊的语气:“我为什么要玩游戏。” Also yes, the person is ambitious respectively, Li Xianyu nods: „That is not interested in spa and shopping.” 也是,人各有志,李羡鱼点头:“那怎么也不对spa和购物感兴趣。” Jade Flower is crooked the head to visit him. 翠花歪着脑袋看他。 Li Xianyu thinks, if she has several infatuated matters, oneself were relaxed. Because Jade Flower has not liked, cannot say does not have, she likes is eats meal to sleep, in addition, will look for him. 李羡鱼就是想,她要是有几件痴迷的事,自己就轻松了。因为翠花没有爱好,也不能说没有,她爱好就是吃饭睡觉,除此之外,就会来找他。 The cat is one type not only eccentric and sticks the animal of person, it likes hiding in the hidden place observes you silently, or rolls up in calmly visits you at the same time. It is not intimate is not far away. But if you leave its line of sight, it will seem very anxious. 猫是一种既孤僻又粘人的动物,它喜欢躲在暗处默默的观察你,或者蜷缩在一边静静看着你。不亲近也不远离。但如果你离开它的视线,它就会显得很焦躁。 „Do you dislike me to be tired of?” Jade Flower is staring at him. “你是不是嫌我烦？”翠花盯着他。 „No.” “没有。” „Has.” She wrinkled the nose: „You are afraid Thunder Battle Lady is not happy, must therefore alienate me, my family does not want, descends the mountain with you, you like this to me.” “就是有。”她皱了皱鼻子:“你就是害怕雷霆战姬不高兴,所以要疏远我,我家都不要了,跟着你下山,你就这样对我。” „Un, was the shovel excrement officer, the work makes the toilet do, was I neglects duty.” The Li Xianyu nod agreed. “嗯,身为铲屎官,活儿都让马桶做了,是我失职。”李羡鱼点头表示认同。 „I cannot get used to seeing her, occupies the latrine pit not to defecate, I do not push she, guards against me everywhere. My following master mixed for many years in the human society, your human male gender is not has many spouses.” “我就是看不惯她,占着茅坑不拉屎,我也不是要挤走她,处处提防我。我好歹跟着师父在人类社会混了好多年的,你们人类雄性不也是拥有很多配偶的嘛。” Your active age is Republic of China, the time is different. 你活跃的年代是民国吧,时代不同啦。 „I did not look for your copulation to be good. Our these work as the lord, does not dare your shovel excrement officer to lower oneself to the same level.” “我不找你交配就好了嘛。我们这些当主子的,才不敢你一个铲屎官一般见识。” „Jade Flower I asked you,” Li Xianyu organization language: „If one day, you discovered that you wants alone Huishanli finally, you will regret that follows I to descend the mountain.” “翠花我问你啊,”李羡鱼组织语言:“如果有一天,你发现自己最后还是要孤零零的回山里,你会后悔跟着我下山吗。” Jade Flower looked at his one eyes: „You, if died again, my oneself return to the mountain. In any case the first time was not, happen to that retail shop also remained has not been selling, I can continue to run my shop, was more interesting than with you.” 翠花看了他一眼:“你要是再死了,我就自己回山。反正也不是第一次了,正好那间小卖铺还留着没卖,我可以继续经营我的小店,比跟着你有意思多了。” Li Xianyu gratified nod. 李羡鱼欣慰的点点头。 If we had known the side will have so many broken matters, initially did not bring Jade Flower to descend the mountain. Also will not provoke Thunder Battle Lady, accompanied together to live with Great Grandmother. 早知道自己身边会有这么多破事,当初就不带翠花下山。也不会去招惹雷霆战姬,就跟祖奶奶厮守着过日子好了。 Puts in the movie, his is called heavenly fiend lone star. 搁在电影里,他这就叫做天煞孤星。 The Trouble Maker Physique real name possibly is heavenly fiend lone star. 事逼体质的真名可能就是天煞孤星。 Jade Flower finished eating the fish to do rested, her biological clock is still evening's spirit, during the daytime gets sleepy, Li Xianyu visits her to go to sleep, then leaves, closing the door softly, returns to the restaurant the tray. 翠花吃完鱼干就睡了,她生物钟依然是晚上精神,白天犯困,李羡鱼看着她入睡,然后离开,轻手轻脚的关上门,把托盘送回餐厅。 Li Xianyu looked at San Wu, San Wu „enthusiasm” asked him to enter the room, two people sat relatively speechless for a half hour, felt performing in a silent living theater, San Wu outlines with the black pencil. 李羡鱼又去看了三无,三无“热情”的请他进屋,两个人相对无言的坐了半个小时,感觉是在演一场沉默的舞台剧,三无用黑色的铅笔勾勒出来的。 The total defeat of pulling up younger sister technology that Li Xianyu trains hard before her, does not have the function. 李羡鱼苦练的撩妹技术在她面前可谓折戟沉沙,毫无作用。 „San Wu, you know that anything is likes.” “三无,你知道什么是喜欢吗。” „Likes you.” “喜欢你吗。” „May not like me, can like other, naturally, if Ok, please like me.” “不一定要喜欢我,可以喜欢别的,当然,如果可以,请喜欢我。” „.” “哦。” „I preferred you saying: What is likes.” “我情愿你说:什么是喜欢。” The sword walks the slant, leaves a legacy of trouble infinitely, said it: Demon outlet. 剑走偏锋,遗祸无穷,谓之:邪魔外道。 The path that San Wu takes is the demon outlet, with Daoism Supreme Forgetting Sentiment, the harmony of nature and man has some similar, what Daoism Supreme Forgetting Sentiment lecture is awakens greatly, completely understands this world. 三无走的路子就是邪魔外道,与道门的太上忘情,天人合一有些许相似,但道门的太上忘情讲的是大彻大悟,看透凡尘。 The Ancient God Cult path cancels the seven emotions and six sensory pleasures forcefully, is seemingly similar, is actually entirely different. 古神教的路子是强行抹去七情六欲,看似差不多,其实截然不同。 Person who San Wu has the sentiment, she was cancelled forcefully. Ancient God Cult uses for twenty years cancelled her sentiment, turned into the ice-cold slaughtering machine her. 三无不是没有感情的人,她是被强行抹去的。古神教用二十几年的时间抹去了她的感情,把她变成了冰冷的杀戮机器。 To restore her sentiment, not to mention has the possibility, even so, is not matter in one single day. 想要恢复她的感情,且不说有没有可能,即便有,也不是一朝一夕的事。 Like since childhood by the child who the wolf raises, wants to fit into the human society, needs very long adaptation process. 就像从小被狼养大的孩子,想重新融入人类社会,需要很漫长的适应过程。 7 : 30 pm, trained to end in the afternoon, finds time to go to nearby market to buy to buy the darkness Thunder Battle Lady to send an information to come: „Christmas Eve, the apple prepared.” 晚上 7 点半,下午训练结束,抽空去附近的商场买买买到天黑的雷霆战姬发了条信息过来:“平安夜,苹果准备好了吗。” She supplements today to swipe the card the bill of shopping, were not many, 150,000. Also just sufficed Great Grandmother to kill with one's own hand great-grandson's price. 她附带了今天刷卡购物的账单,不多,也就十五万。也就刚刚够祖奶奶手刃曾孙的价位。 After giving the big stick, naturally must to the red jujube, Thunder Battle Lady send a picture to come. Is she lies down the leg photo on bed, the world the rare big long leg is glittering the clear gloss in the light. 给了大棒后,当然也要给红枣,雷霆战姬又发了张图片过来。是她躺在床上的腿照,世所罕见的大长腿在灯光中闪烁着晶莹的光泽。 The picture stops suddenly in the thigh root, the looked will of the people are hard to take itchy. 照片在大腿根部戛然而止,看的人心痒难耐。 „It seems like you have also prepared.” Li Xianyu reply. “看来你也已经准备好了。”李羡鱼回复。 „???” Thunder Battle Lady sends in three question marks. “？？？”雷霆战姬发来三个问号。 During the daytime sees Li Xianyu to be worried, she has not drawn the boyfriend to go shopping, but does not want to pay on behalf of the bill of shopping, she sends the information to Li Xianyu, wants to tell him, Christmas Eve shops is perfectly justified, must to the day that the girlfriend pays. 白天见李羡鱼心事重重,她就没拉着男友逛商场,但不代表购物的账单要自己买单,她发信息给李羡鱼,就是想告诉他,平安夜购物是天经地义的,是必须要给女朋友买单的日子。 „Christmas Eve delivers the apple the literary reference to know.” Li Xianyu asked her. “平安夜送苹果的典故知道吗。”李羡鱼问她。 „Safe.” Thunder Battle Lady sends in the expression that a little girl smiles tenderly: „I take one to be big and red.” “平平安安。”雷霆战姬发来一个小女孩娇笑的表情:“我要一只又大又红的。” „Christmas Eve delivers the apple the custom is the holiday reaches China to have, China quite pays great attention to the harmonics, when for example wedding festivities, places under the peanut red jujube and lotus seed the quilt, implication „( jujube) lives Atsuko early „. Arrived China, the lovers will choose the room in this holiday, but the Chinese art takes action with just reasons, since must taking advantage of a name over romantic night of this holiday, that probably be justifiable, therefore started to have custom that delivered the apple.” “平安夜送苹果的风俗是节日传进中国才有的,中国比较注重谐音,比如洞房花烛时,把花生红枣和莲子放在被子下面,寓意“早(枣)生贵子“。到了中国,情侣们在这个节日会选择出去开房,但中国人讲究师出有名,既然要借着这个节日的名义过一个浪漫的夜晚,那就得名正言顺,于是就开始有了送苹果的风俗。” Li Xianyu sent „funny elder brother” in the past: „Because of the apple also harmonics, called by the artillery.” 李羡鱼发了个“滑稽哥”过去:“因为苹果还有一个谐音,叫挨炮。” Thunder Battle Lady sends in one „your good show” the expression, „I locked a door. 【Covers face charmingly】” 雷霆战姬就发来一个“你好骚”的表情,“我锁门了。【捂脸娇羞】” Li Xianyu smiles, puts down the cell phone, the plan the training room tempering wrestle skill. Even in the half step Extreme Dao boundary, the wrestle skill is still very important system rival section. Looked that the fight of Great Grandmother knew, no matter your magic arts Buddhist doctrine ability is gaudy, I want close to you, a fist solution. 李羡鱼笑了笑,放下手机,打算去训练房磨炼格斗技巧。即便在半步极道境界,格斗技巧也是很重要的制敌手段。看祖奶奶的战斗就知道了,不管你道法佛法异能多么花里胡哨,我只要靠近你,一拳解决。 The wrestle technique is very important, looks over the method that Daoism and Buddhism inherits, always has the space of wrestle technique, for example Vajra Indestructible Body fights the service for near body. Daoism Following Heaven Imitating Earth, as well as various kungfu skills. 格斗术很重要,纵观道佛两教传承下来的手段,始终有格斗术的一席之地,比如金刚不坏身就是为近身战服务的。还有道门的法天象地,以及各种拳脚功夫。 The Li Xianyu front leg just entered the training room, the back leg receives the Thunder Battle Lady information: „I take a bath.” 李羡鱼前脚刚进训练房,后脚就收到雷霆战姬的信息:“我洗完澡了。” The photo is a chest front vertical view of inviting aura, two hemispheres reveal outside, remaining half conceals in bedding. Without the dew point, avoided the censorship/crab god beast perfectly. 配图是一张充满诱惑气息的胸前俯视图,两个半球露出外面,剩下的半个藏在被窝里。没露点,完美避开了河蟹神兽。 Little wench, but also nineteen. 小蹄子,还蛮nineteen。 Li Xianyu folded, first runs a revolving restaurant, wanted only the brilliant red big apple. „I immediately come, you first open the door, I do not knock, so as to avoid alarms Great Grandmother.” 李羡鱼又折了回去,先跑一趟旋转餐厅,要了只红艳艳的大苹果。“我马上过来,你先开门,我就不敲了,免得惊动祖奶奶。” Today is Christmas Eve, the revolving restaurant has offers the red apple free of charge, is the company benefits. 今天是平安夜,旋转餐厅有免费赠送红苹果,算是公司福利。 Bumped into Vajra in the restaurant, is quite skillful. 在餐厅里碰到了金刚,好巧。 The Vajra left and right hands grasps an apple respectively, he has two girlfriends, cannot favor one and discriminate against the other, both must eat the apple. 金刚左右手各握一只苹果,他有两个女朋友,不能厚此薄彼,两个都要吃苹果。 „Does Li Xianyu, eat the apple?” Vajra hands over one. “李羡鱼,吃苹果吗？”金刚递过来一只。 „Another day.” Li Xianyu slanting his eyes, the heart said, you deliver me tonight the apple are several meanings. “改天吧。”李羡鱼斜了他一眼,心说,你今晚送我苹果是几个意思。 Vajra does intentionally optional laughing, the vision falls the apple in his hands, said spookily: „Delivers Battle Lady.” 金刚故作随意的哈哈一笑,目光落在他手里的苹果,幽幽道:“送战姬啊。” „Yes.” Naturally was delivers Battle Lady, Jade Flower has received the fish to do today, Great Grandmother and Hua Yang were not suitable to deliver. “是啊。”当然是送战姬,翠花今天已经收过鱼干了,祖奶奶和华阳都不适合送。 „Good, really good.” Vajra nods, Battle Lady, is really hateful big pig's feet. “好,真好。”金刚点点头,战姬,真是个可恨的大猪蹄子啊。 Li Xianyu looked at his one eyes, slid. 李羡鱼看了他一眼,溜了溜了。 Goes out of the restaurant entrance, receives the Thunder Battle Lady information: „Hua Yang senior in your brain.” 走出餐厅门口,收到雷霆战姬的信息:“华阳前辈在你脑子里吗。” This called what words...... 这叫什么话...... You exist, in my deep mind? 你存在,我深深的脑海里？ „No, she should that side my Great Grandmother.” Li Xianyu reply. “没有,她应该在我祖奶奶那边。”李羡鱼回复。 He knows that worry of Battle Lady, asked two people roll the bed sheet time, Hua Yang watches the honorable person action movie in his deep mind free, three people are very awkward. Called Hua Yang to see his big magical tool, chaotic ethics, went bad the three cardinal guides and five constant virtues. 他知道战姬的顾虑,试问两人滚床单的时候,华阳在他深深的脑海里免费观赏真人动作片,三个人都很尴尬啊。叫华阳见了他的大法器,岂不是乱了伦理,坏了纲常。 In fact, only if carries out the task outside, will be daily Hua Yang not to lodge all day in Li Xianyu sea of consciousness. The privacy of this/should attention must pay attention. 事实上,除非是在外执行任务,日常里华阳不会整天寄宿在李羡鱼识海。该注意的隐私还是要注意的。 slime is actually indifferent, slime is the different species, moreover does not have the sex, its even/including Dingding does not even have. 倒是史莱姆无所谓,史莱姆是不同物种,而且没有性别,它甚至连丁丁都没有。 Then, should awaken it, gives it to select the internal qi nutrient. Before dreaded it, does not dare to use internal qi warm support, that was because Li Qianyu did not have Black Water Spirit Bead. But Li Xianyu might as well, Li Xianyu is not Li Qianyu that wave hoof, is earnest Li Family successor, has Black Water Spirit Bead to cover. 说起来,也该唤醒它了,给它点气机养分。以前忌惮它,不敢用气机温养,那是因为李倩予没有黑水灵珠。但李羡鱼无妨,李羡鱼可不是李倩予那个浪蹄子,是正儿八经的李家传人,有黑水灵珠罩着。 Thunder Battle Lady gate unlatched, entering room that he is soundless, closing of being soundless. 雷霆战姬的门虚掩着,他蹑手蹑脚的进屋子,蹑手蹑脚的关门。 Thunder Battle Lady shrinks in the white bedding, solid, only reveals half head that oneself wrap, looks at Li Xianyu of room with the timid look. 雷霆战姬缩在洁白的被褥里,把自己包裹的严严实实,只露出半颗脑袋,用怯生生的眼神看着进屋的李羡鱼。 Two people to eye, Li Xianyu place the nightstand the apple, said: „Custom I understand.” 两人对上眼睛,李羡鱼把苹果放在床头柜,说:“规矩我懂。” Digs up itself the light rapidly, entered the washroom, takes a bath and washes hair, cleanser to wash the face, cleans the teeth, the synchronization is conducted, five minutes handle. Coming out of gentleman frank fruit. 迅速把自己扒光,进了洗手间,洗澡、洗头、洗面奶洗脸,刷牙,同步进行,五分钟搞定。君子坦蛋蛋的出来了。 . m. 。m.