San Wu nods, draws Li Xianyu to rush out through the door. 三无点点头,拉着李羡鱼就要夺门而出。 „Is slow is being slow .....” Li Xianyu to hold on her: „Cannot walk from outside, jumps the window, we jump the window.” “慢着慢着.....”李羡鱼拉住她:“不能从外面走,跳窗,我们跳窗。” San Wu nods immediately, two people arrived at the window, Li Xianyu looked at one downward, silent moment, anxious say/way: „Calculates...... considers as finished, we rush.” 三无顿时点头,两人来到窗口,李羡鱼往下看了一眼,沉默片刻,揪心道:“算......算了,我们还是闯出去吧。” Here is six buildings, person who has the acrophobia regarding one, rather was encircled by the females, is not willing to attempt to jump from an upper story. 这儿是六楼,对于一个有恐高症的人来说,宁愿被众女团团围住,也不愿意尝试跳楼。 „A while, I first camouflage.” Li Xianyu takes off the coat, wraps up the head, only reveals an eye, that from some female bathroom this is he catches fire the joke that is inspired. “等会儿,我先伪装一下。”李羡鱼脱下外套,包住脑袋,只露出一双眼睛,这是他从某个女浴室着火的笑话里得到的启发。 Below was the same, covers the face on the line. 下面都一样,捂住脸就行了。 At this time, the sound of footsteps has transmitted, it seems like had the brave female student to come examination. 这时,脚步声已经传来了,看来有胆大的女生过来查看情况。 This place not suitable remote, Li Xianyu first low, jumps out the ladies' room. 此地不宜久远,李羡鱼头一低,窜出女厕所。 Even has the preparation, the present scene still made him be startled, on the corridor gathered many female students, more female students search to look around from the bedroom, a sparkling gate, heads. 即便有心理准备,眼前的景象仍让他吃了一惊,走廊上汇聚了不少女生,还有更多的女生从寝室里探出来张望,一闪闪门,一个个脑袋。 „Well, is really a man, is not the ghost.” “咦,真是个男人,不是鬼。” „Scared to death me, originally was the person, everyone did not need to fear, came out quickly.” “吓死我了,原来是人,大家不用怕,快出来。” „Does a female, they do in the restroom.” “还有个女的,他们在厕所干嘛呢。” „Also can do, that female that bedroom, the courage, leading the boyfriend to do that matter to the restroom, will really play.” “还能干嘛,那女的那个寝室的,胆子可以啊,带男朋友到厕所做那事,真会玩。” Sees is the live person, the female students did not fear that chirp collects, encouraging more people to come to surround. 一见是活人,女生们不怕了,叽叽喳喳的凑过来,鼓动更多的人前来围观。 What is more excessive is they also takes the cell phone racket. 更过分的是她们还拿着手机拍。 The Li Xianyu heart said, I am prepared especially fortunately, otherwise the first illustrious name is destroyed in a moment. 李羡鱼心说,特么还好我有准备,不然一世英名毁于一旦。 His pressure was lower, prepared to break through surrounding of all round female student forcefully. 他头压的更低了,准备强行冲过女生的团团包围。 „Go away, hasn't seen restroom .avi?” “走开,没见过厕所.avi？” ....... ....... „Good dog not to obstruct the road, the envied words lead the boyfriend to come.” “好狗不挡道,羡慕的话带自己男朋友来啊。” ...... ...... „You pull my mask again, I get angry with you.” “你再扯我面罩,我跟你翻脸。” ...... ...... „Rolls rolling!” “滚滚滚！” ...... ...... He underestimated the valiance of woman, they gather round are not willing to yield, some people also pull him to bind the short sleeve on face, some people pull his waist, some people pull his arm. Clearly does not want to ask him to leave, and wants to pat his true colors. 他低估了女人的彪悍,她们围着不肯让步,有人还扯他裹在脸上的短袖,有人扯他的裤腰,有人扯他的胳膊。分明是不想让他走,并想把他的真面目拍下来。 San Wu very calm following in him behind, is more indifferent than the audience, has measured with the eye, present fights five dregs, will not have the life to threaten to Li Xianyu. 三无很淡定的跟在他身后,比观众们还要淡然,已经目测过了,在座的都是战五渣,不会对李羡鱼产生生命威胁。 Li Xianyu just rushed to the stairway, the front surface bumps into night/lodge to manage the aunt to bring two securities, the aunt points at Li Xianyu one to bellow: „Blocks him, do not ask him to leave.” 李羡鱼刚闯到楼梯口,迎面就碰到宿管阿姨带着两个保安,阿姨指着李羡鱼一声大吼:“拦住他,别让他走。” Li Xianyu is also pointing at their roar: „San Wu saves me.” 李羡鱼也指着他们一声吼:“三无救我。” San Wu said straightforwardly: „Company stipulated, cannot make a move to the average person.” 三无耿直的说:“公司规定,不能对普通人出手。” The Li Xianyu heart was cool. 李羡鱼心凉了。 He by the security uniform/subdue, no faint trace was been easily accidental, on the shoulder also remains the female ghost wound, without wound, but ice-cold piercing, making him double use freely does not strive. In addition recent kidney empty, the physique is emaciated. 他轻易被保安制服,没有一丝丝意外,肩膀上还残留着女鬼的创伤,没有伤口,但冰冷刺骨,让他双臂使不出力。再加上最近肾虚,体质羸弱。 night/lodge manages the aunt to be in the glare of the public eye, probably uncovered the imperial decree such to open his short sleeve, revealed Li Xianyu to live not to have face that may the love. 宿管阿姨在众目睽睽中,像是揭圣旨那样揭开他的短袖,露出李羡鱼生无可恋的脸庞。 „Ka scratches ka scratches!” “咔擦咔擦！” The flashing light links up into a single stretch, scene like big star being lucky blanket. 闪光灯连成一片,场面就像大明星走红毯似的。 ...... ...... After a half hour, is separated by greatly the roadsides of two streets with the wealth. 半小时后,与财大相隔两条街的路边。 Great Grandmother and San Wu walk shoulder to shoulder, the former looked at great-grandson's back heavyheartedly, wrinkles the fine small brow: „Can he unable to look on the bright side of thing.” 祖奶奶和三无并肩而走,前者忧心忡忡的看了眼曾孙的背影,皱紧精致的小眉头:“他会不会想不开啊。” San Wu had not replied, takes own road, lets a Great Grandmother person. 三无没有回答,走自己的路,让祖奶奶一个人哔哔。 „Blames you, will protect a person not, you will lead him to jump the window directly, leading him to break through a tight encirclement.” Great Grandmother flings the pot to San Wu. “都怪你,保护一个人都不会,你直接带他跳窗啊,带他杀出重围啊。”祖奶奶把锅甩给三无。 San Wu crooked tilting the head, the doubts said: „He had not been injured.” 三无歪了歪头,疑惑道:“他并没有受到伤害。” Great Grandmother said distressed: „Human body is safe and sound, the innermost feelings thousand put on hundred ..... to consider as finished, you told that you could not understand.” 祖奶奶痛心道:“肉体安然无恙,内心千穿百孔.....算了,跟你说你也理解不了。” At this time, she saw the great-grandson to squat slowly, is covering the face in the roadside, ying chirp crying. 这时,她看见曾孙缓缓蹲了下来,在路边捂着脸,嘤嘤嘤的哭。 I called Li Xianyu, I rushed from the female student dormitory. 我叫李羡鱼,我还是从女生宿舍闯出来了。 ...... ...... In one flashing lights, there are female student to recognize Li Xianyu, called out in alarm one: „Aiya, this is not Li Xianyu of our class.” 在一片闪光灯中,有女生认出了李羡鱼,惊呼一声:“哎呀,这不是我们班的李羡鱼么。” „Your class? Your class became famous the person.” “你们班的啊？得,你们班出名人了。” „Big evening's running female student dormitory steals the underwear.” “大晚上的跑女生宿舍偷内衣么。” „What steals the underwear, makes love the matter that in the restroom and girlfriend does, very has the appeal.” “什么偷内衣,是在厕所和女朋友做爱做的事,挺有情趣的么。” „Young fellow long also pretty good, hurries the round of friend circle.” “小伙子长的还不赖嘞,赶紧发朋友圈。” „I send the campus forum.” “我发校园论坛。” „Sends the class and grade group.” “发班级群。” In a discussion, Great Grandmother rushes finally, flies a foot to trample the left security, wields a palm of the hand racket to fly the right security, then pulls up Li Xianyu to run. 一片议论中,祖奶奶终于赶到,飞起一脚就踹开左边一个保安,挥起一巴掌拍飞右边一个保安,然后拉起李羡鱼就跑。 The strength of Great Grandmother great antiquity by seal, but deals with several average people not to have words at fingertips and write with facility. 祖奶奶一身洪荒之力被封印着,但对付几个普通人还不是信手拈来。 Does not know is the misconception, Great Grandmother thought what oneself comes out was a empty shell, great-grandson's soul does not have. 不知道是不是错觉,祖奶奶觉得自己就出来的是一具空壳,曾孙的灵魂没有了。 Great Grandmother goes forward, traces great-grandson's head, the gentle voice comforts: „Is all right, you are go out of mourning, seeks the welfare for them, that group of mountains and plains countrywomen experience short shallow, cannot withstand vulgarly, cannot understand that your painstaking efforts, do not pay attention to them.” 祖奶奶上前,摸摸曾孙的脑瓜,柔声安慰:“没事没事,你是去除灵的,是为她们谋福祉,那群山野村妇见识短浅,粗鄙不堪,不能理解你的良苦用心,别理会他们。” Li Xianyu covers face and weeps: „Great Grandmother, my Li Xianyu is also the individual dough figurine...... I must leave school.” 李羡鱼掩面而泣:“祖奶奶,我李羡鱼也是个体面人啊......我要退学。” „Leaves school, we did not read.” “退学,咱们不念了。” „I must change the guardian.” “我要换监护人。” „Tomorrow will go to the company to trade her, ruined family woman who lacks the mind.” “明天就去公司把她换了,缺心眼的败家娘们。” San Wu refuses to accept: „Is your Great Grandmother does not make me rescue your.” 三无不服:“是你祖奶奶不让我救你的嘞。” The Li Xianyu weeping sound did not have suddenly, the air was peaceful. 李羡鱼的哭声突然没了,空气安静了。 „I want to trade Great Grandmother.” “我想换祖奶奶。” A Great Grandmother pure white small cheek anxious look: „This, this is not good to trade, after all in your body is flowing my blood .....” 祖奶奶素白的小脸蛋一片愁容:“这个,这个不好换呀,毕竟你身体里流着我的血.....” Li Xianyu exploded, grabs the Great Grandmother shoulder doom to sway: „I with your anything enmity anything resentment, what enmity anything resentment, what Great Grandmother, you am my father keep the pit I. You make me hard you not be dissatisfied, you must destroy my prestige, I do not attach great importance to face-saving .....” 李羡鱼炸了,抓着祖奶奶的肩膀死命摇晃:“我跟你什么仇什么怨,什么仇什么怨,什么祖奶奶,你是我爸留下来坑我的吧。你让我硬不起来你还不满足,你还要毁我声誉,我不要面子的么.....” The Great Grandmother stature is petite, was shorter than a head Li Xianyu, but has 34 D, is turned by the chest front mighty waves that he swings wells up. 祖奶奶身材娇小,比李羡鱼矮了一个头,但却有34D,被他摇的胸前波涛翻涌。 „Sufficed!” “够了！” A Great Grandmother palm of the hand claps the flying great-grandson. 祖奶奶一巴掌拍飞曾孙。 „You are hot-tempered, your father your ancestor does not dare to speak to me. Great Grandmother I have not hung to hit you, has favored you to be good to cut down very much. All day muddles along, you must have your father half of prospect, can be now such situation? You think how long Treasure's Lustre can guarantee your, how many times can I guarantee your? Waits for others tool rest , on your neck, you want to grow stronger on the evening again.” Great Grandmother stern voice and appearance: „Do you work as to be very safe? Your father in the past the thing that brought from Myriad Gods Palace, now no one found, everyone is coveting you, in this world only had two people: Knife and chopping block and fish. Does not want to allow to be oppressed to be powerful.” “就你脾气大,你爸你祖上可不敢这么跟我说话。祖奶奶我没把你吊起来打,已经很宠你了好伐。整天得过且过,你要有你爸一半的出息,会是现在这样的情况？你以为宝泽能保你多久,我能保你几次？等别人刀架在你脖子上的时候,你再想变强就晚了。”祖奶奶声色俱厉:“你当自己很安全么？你爸当年从万神宫带出来的东西,现在都没人找到,人人都觊觎着你,这世界上只有两种人:刀俎和鱼肉。不想任人宰割就强大起来啊。” Li Xianyu stupidly lived. 李羡鱼傻住了。 Since being together has been so long, he first time is saw such Great Grandmother, such stern voice and appearance speaks to him, such serious heavy scolds him. 相处这么久以来,他是第一次见到这样的祖奶奶,这样声色俱厉的跟他说话,这样严肃沉重的骂他。 That vividly may Great Grandmother. 那个活泼可啪的祖奶奶。 That Great Grandmother that acts like a spoiled brat to act shamelessly. 那个撒娇耍赖的祖奶奶。 As if not she. 似乎都不是她。 Only then at present this swift and fierce threatening Great Grandmother, is true she, obviously this pretty small cheek, corner of the eye that tears mole is that lively, but her sending out aura makes one not dare with her to look at each other. 只有眼前这个凌厉逼人的祖奶奶,才是真正的她,明明还是这张俏丽的小脸蛋,眼角那个泪痣还是那么活泼,可她的散发出的气场却让人不敢与她对视。 She stared met the eye, then the tone transferred softly, „good good, snack in Room Great Grandmother ate to you, do not cry.” 她瞪了一会眼,然后语气转柔,“好啦好啦,祖奶奶里的零食都给你吃,别哭了哦。” Li Xianyu shoves open her hand gently, sets out silently. 李羡鱼轻轻推开她的手,默然起身。 Three people like this are silent, instead is most mindless San Wu, saw the grandfather and grandson brightly, the eye one: „Might as well make me say a joke alleviates gan * atmosphere.” 三个人就这样沉默着,反而是最没心没肺的三无,看了看祖孙俩,眼睛一亮:“不如让我说个笑话缓解一下尴*的气氛。” The grandfather and grandson said with one voice: „Go away.” 祖孙俩齐声道:“滚。” Li Xianyu supplemented: „Awkward, that character read ga, the fourth tone. It is not the asterisk.” 李羡鱼补充:“尴尬,那个字念ga,第四声。不是星号。” Character that San Wu will not read, she will read „asterisk” two characters to replace. 三无不会读的字,她会念出“星号”两个字代替。 San Wu nods , indicating that learned. 三无点点头,表示学到了。 „What therefore , did my father carry over from Myriad Gods Palace in the past? Where Myriad Gods Palace is.” Li Xianyu looks to Great Grandmother. “所以说,我爸当年从万神宫带出了什么？万神宫又是什么地方。”李羡鱼看向祖奶奶。 „Is you.” Great Grandmother said. “是你。”祖奶奶说。