Three days later, Saturday noon, place, S County Hotel. 三天后,周六的中午,地点,S县大酒店。 Li Xianyu and Great Grandmother noon meals is the fried rice noodles, after eating two days did not add the egg the fried rice, Great Grandmother finally achieved wishes the spiced eggs and chicken leg also had the scrambled eggs in rice noodle Riga, even this, after having eaten in the restaurant the average per person 200 feasts, Great Grandmother that the thousand gold (daughter) young lady comes could not have had a liking for the meals of S County Hotel. 李羡鱼和祖奶奶中午的伙食是炒米粉,吃了两天不加蛋的炒米饭后,祖奶奶终于如愿以偿的在米粉里加了卤蛋、鸡腿还有炒蛋,就算是这样,吃过餐馆里人均两百的大餐后,千金大小姐出身的祖奶奶已经看不上S县大酒店的伙食了。 Is selecting the gloss shining rice noodle with the chopsticks, various types find fault, said that this oil flavor is very strange, the scrambled eggs fishy smell was too heavy, said that the spiced eggs were not fresh, said the chicken leg pulp was too old, sticks between the teeth. 用筷子挑着油光发亮的米粉,各种挑毛病,说这个油味道很怪,炒蛋腥味太重,说卤蛋不新鲜,说鸡腿肉质太老,塞牙。 „Likes eating.” Li Xianyu said. “爱吃不吃。”李羡鱼道。 „I do not eat.” Great Grandmother is rousing the cheek help/gang, pats the chopsticks on the table. “我不吃。”祖奶奶鼓着腮帮,把筷子拍在桌上。 „You do not eat me to eat.” Li Xianyu clamps the chicken leg and spiced eggs from her bowl. “你不吃我吃。”李羡鱼从她碗里夹鸡腿和卤蛋。 „You......” Great Grandmother breathless snatches, the small face is resentful: „Your this great-grandson is not filial, is not clever.” “你……”祖奶奶气急败坏的抢回来,小脸愤懑:“你这个曾孙一点都不孝顺,不乖。” The beautiful sunlight sprinkles on the street, spring and day beautiful, Li Xianyu sighed spookily. 明媚的阳光洒在街上,春和日丽,李羡鱼幽幽叹口气。 I called Li Xianyu, 90,000 that only remained were wasted all one's money by Great Grandmother in these three days, I now at heart nervous. 我叫李羡鱼,仅剩的九万块在这三天里还是被祖奶奶败光了,我现在心里慌的一匹。 Now the Li Xianyu whole body family belongings on 5000 cash that day take, if he lives alone, was enough, but in the booth such ruined family Great Grandmother, this money basic hoid continuously. 现在李羡鱼全身家当就那天取的五千现金,如果是他独自生活,足够了,但摊上这么个败家祖奶奶,这点钱根本hoid不住。 Li Xianyu is understands that anything is called „only the female and villain is difficult to raise also”, the women is a swindler, a prettier woman will deceive people! 李羡鱼算是明白什么叫做“唯女子与小人难养也”,女人都是骗子,越漂亮的女人越会骗人！ These words obtained the best annotation on Great Grandmother. 这句话在祖奶奶身上得到了最佳诠释。 Reaches an agreement the daily life expenditure unable obviously over 150 Yuan, in the Great Grandmother surface reluctant complying, goes to school while him, her oneself slip out nearby market wave, buys to buy up the clothes to buy the high-heeled shoes, piles up with snack of whole piece bed. 明明说好每天的生活开支不能超过150元,祖奶奶表面上不情不愿的答应,趁着他上学,她就自己一个人溜出去到附近的商场浪,买包买衣服买高跟鞋,还有堆满整张床的零食。 Three days of time, card's balance all by Great Grandmother losses none. 三天时间,卡里的余额全被祖奶奶个精光。 Li Xianyu that the mentality explodes almost makes the deceive masters and extinguish ancestors deal, interrogated why she breaks one's word. Great Grandmother expression reliable say/way: „I promise you is not sufficient play, where broke one's word?” 心态爆炸的李羡鱼差点做出欺师灭祖的勾当,质问她为何不守信用。祖奶奶言辞凿凿道:“我答应你不充游戏,哪里就不守信用了？” The Li Xianyu almost myocardial infarction, died at the scene. 李羡鱼差点心肌梗塞,当场死去。 200,000 oceans, to the university student who has not received, is a great sum of money that is inconceivable. 二十万大洋,对一个没有收入的大学生来说,是一笔难以想象的巨款。 On that day he really wants to begin to punch Great Grandmother, has overthrown her on the sofa, took off the shoes to toward the Great Grandmother outstanding buttocks on beat violently, the Great Grandmother small mouth attracted who would imagine, Li Xianyu that the previous quarter anger such as boiled, next quarter on „ying”, the soft paralysis on the ground, is covering the two sides kidneys, trembled. 那天他是真想动手揍一顿祖奶奶的,已经把她推倒在沙发上,脱了鞋子就要往祖奶奶翘臀上狠揍,岂料祖奶奶小嘴一吸,前一刻怒火如沸的李羡鱼,下一刻就“嘤”的一声,软绵绵的瘫在地上,捂着两边腰子,瑟瑟发抖。 Great Grandmother sits in the sofa duck, has a ruddy complexion, face glowing with health, the look is actually the timid, say/way angrily: „You dare to hit me, my suck dry you.” 祖奶奶在沙发鸭子坐,面色红润,容光焕发,眼神却是怯生生,气鼓鼓的道:“你敢打我,我就吸干你。” Experiences the kidney to pull out spatial Li Xianyu, deeply grieved understands a truth, is not the older generations is unable to train Great Grandmother, but is the trained object. 重新体验到腰子被掏空的李羡鱼,惨痛的明白一个道理,不是先辈们无法调教祖奶奶,而是他们才是被调教的对象。 Your Great Grandmother is your Great Grandmother! 你祖奶奶还是你祖奶奶！ ...... ...... „Great Grandmother, we really did not have money.” Li Xianyu looks distressed: „I am the student am good, I have not received, you spend like this wastefully, money that in the future we will eat meal does not have.” “祖奶奶啊,我们真的没钱了。”李羡鱼愁眉苦脸:“我还是学生好吧,我没收入的,你这样花钱大手大脚,将来我们连吃饭的银子都没啦。” „Sorry, I cannot control me to send several for a while. Before I also spent, rich not flower bastard.” The Great Grandmother admitting mistakes attitude is actually very good, but Li Xianyu knows, this cannot change the natural disposition of her ruined family. “对不起嘛,我一时控制不住我寄几。以前我也是这么花钱的啊,有钱不花王八蛋。”祖奶奶认错态度倒是很好,但李羡鱼知道,这不能改变她败家的本性。 „Considers as finished, we did not have money in any case, I did not fear barefoot your put on shoes.” Li Xianyu said. “算了算了,反正我们也没钱了,我光脚不怕你这个穿鞋的。”李羡鱼道。 „We rob the bank.” Great Grandmother suggested. “我们去抢银行吧。”祖奶奶建议道。 „Deep well ice, I am the good citizen being law-abiding.” “深井冰,我是奉公守法的好公民。” „Do not fear, I had also robbed the bank before,” Great Grandmother said confidently: „Operation is very simple, carries only the snake leather bag, sees the person to hit, sees the glass to pound, then you can get rid of poverty to become prosperous.” “不要怕,我以前也抢过银行,”祖奶奶信心十足道:“操作很简单,拎只蛇皮袋,见人就打,见玻璃就砸,然后你就能脱贫致富。” „Have you also robbed the bank?” Li Xianyu in great surprise. “你还抢过银行？”李羡鱼大惊。 „Solid dead end did not have money to spend,” Great Grandmother rested one's chin in one's hands single-handed, the eyeball looked upward, the appearance was pretty: „Your father is shiftless, will not make money, I have to rob the bank. These mortals are not my opponent, in the bank money were many. However afterward your father to be disrupted the social order crime by Daoist and Buddhist Association, issues a warrant for arrest for three months, hee hee......” “实在穷途末路没钱花了,”祖奶奶单手托腮,眼珠子往上看,模样娇俏:“你爸不思进取,一点都不会赚钱,我只好自己抢银行咯。那些凡人不是我的对手,银行里钱老多了呢。不过后来你爸被道佛协会以扰乱社会治安罪,通缉三个月,嘻嘻……” Hee your younger sister! 嘻你妹啊！ Your this sinkhole. 你这个天坑。 Li Xianyu with deep veneration vigorously: „Great Grandmother, I later make certainly money to raise you diligently, I shear the kidney to raise you.” 李羡鱼肃然起劲:“祖奶奶,我以后一定努力赚钱养你,我割肾都要养你。” Great Grandmother dimple like flower: „Un, this is clever.” 祖奶奶笑靥如花:“嗯,这才是乖嘛。” Li Xianyu: 李羡鱼: „Right, Great Grandmother, after my morning morning exercise, is trying qi refining, but I discovered that cannot trace to be eternally grateful completely.” Li Xianyu said: „Moreover, my present nose is a little uncomfortable, felt that the haze inhales many.” “对了,祖奶奶,我今早晨练后,试着练气,但我发现完全摸不到气感。”李羡鱼道:“而且,我现在鼻子有点难受,感觉雾霾又吸入过多。” This morning the weather is obviously good, attracted some haze unexpectedly carelessly. 今早天气明明不错,谁料还是不慎吸了些霾。 Great Grandmother rare revealing interest is waning condition: „Your qi refining talent was unsatisfactory, leaves uncultivated several days, Heaven Gate had closed, naturally could not trace to be eternally grateful. Since when as for the malaria , the malaria has had to be thick long time, when there is thin, actually does not linger loose. At night does not see crowd of stars, daytime does not see the blue sky, the mortal obstructs unconsciously, to qi refiner, is greatly poisonous. Perhaps right that you said that the time changed, perhaps had entered Dharma End Time.” 祖奶奶罕见的露出意兴阑珊之态:“你练气天赋不佳,荒废了数日,天门已关,自然摸不到气感。至于瘴气,多日以来,瘴气有浓时,有稀薄时,却始终萦绕不散。黑夜不见群星,白日不见蓝天,凡人不觉有碍,对练气士而言,大毒。或许你说的对,时代变了,没准已经进入了末法时代。” „blood descendant how qi refining of that this time?” Li Xianyu said: „Always has the means.” “那这个时代的血裔怎么练气啊？”李羡鱼道:“总有办法的啊。” „Probably qi refiner shunning the world anchorite, there is a possibility they to have what means to overcome the malaria. My awakens date and time was still shallow, has not had to do with them, is unknown.” Great Grandmother said. “大概练气士都避世隐修了吧,也有可能他们有什么办法克服瘴气。我苏醒时日尚浅,未曾与他们打过交道,不得而知。”祖奶奶道。 The Li Xianyu then automatic brain makes up, profound imaginary point guess: The big shot opened the Higashida treasure trove, the spiritual energy is rich, does not use in the present world attracts the haze. 李羡鱼便自动脑补起来,玄幻一点的猜测:大佬们开辟了东田宝地,灵气浓郁,再也不用在现世吸雾霾。 A science point guess: They improved the method of qi refining, can remove outside the body the haze. 科学一点的猜测:他们改良了练气之法,可以把雾霾排除体外。 low compels a point guess: After many year of adaptations, they had the antibody, did not fear that attracted the haze. low逼一点的猜测:经过很多年的适应,他们有了抗体,不怕吸霾了。 Li Xianyu favors the last guess. 李羡鱼更倾向于最后一个猜测。 Finished eating the food, bringing Great Grandmother to walk in the direction of family/home, passed by a fruits and vegetables shop on the way, the Great Grandmother vision is staring at one basket of brilliant red strawberries. 吃完饭,带着祖奶奶往家的方向走,途中路过一家蔬果店,祖奶奶目光盯着一筐红艳艳的草莓。 This season, to fruit period also one month of strawberry, but in the market has the strawberry to sell. 这个季节,离草莓的果期还有一个多月,但市面上已经有草莓卖了。 Great Grandmother eager is taking a look, „Li Xianyu, is the strawberry sweet?” 祖奶奶眼巴巴的瞅着,“李羡鱼,草莓甜么？” Li Xianyu looked at her, said: „Waiting.” 李羡鱼看了看她,道:“等着。” Great Grandmother happy smiles: „Un un.” 祖奶奶开心的笑起来:“嗯嗯。” Li Xianyu enters in the shop, asked the boss: „Is strawberry sweet?” 李羡鱼走进店里,问老板:“草莓甜么？” The boss indulged in self-glorification: „Sweet, is sweet, is fresh.” 老板自卖自夸:“甜,非常甜,都是新鲜的。” Li Xianyu „”, turns back side Great Grandmother: „Asked, sweet.” 李羡鱼“哦”一声,走回祖奶奶身边:“问了,甜。” Great Grandmother: „......” 祖奶奶:“……” „I must eat the strawberry.” Great Grandmother said. “我要吃草莓。”祖奶奶说。 „Does not have money.” Li Xianyu is putting on a serious face to proceed. “没钱。”李羡鱼板着脸往前走。 This season, the strawberry affirmed that as expensive/noble as the explosion, this whole life he abhors three fruits, one type is the strawberry, one type is the cherry, one type is the durian. 这个季节,草莓肯定贵到爆炸,这辈子他对三种水果深恶痛绝,一种是草莓,一种是车厘子,一种是榴莲。 They will make you know that you do not even hate to eat to the fruit poorly. 它们会让你知道你穷到连水果都舍不得吃。 In Shanghai stock market this place, goes out buys a fruit, day of board expenses did not have. 在沪市这地方,出门买点水果,一天的伙食费就没了。 Great Grandmother follows in him behind, extends a small hand, holds the Li Xianyu lower hem corner: „Li Xianyu, I must eat the strawberry.” 祖奶奶跟在他身后,伸出一只小手,牵住李羡鱼的衣角:“李羡鱼,我要吃草莓。” „I must eat the strawberry.” “我要吃草莓。” „I must eat the strawberry.” “我要吃草莓。” „I must eat the strawberry.” “我要吃草莓。”