„Goes todamn the talentdifferentto report!”
“去他妈的天赋异禀!”„Goes todamn the material of uncut jade!”
“去他妈的璞玉之材!”„Goes todamn the shovelcatsand!”
“去他妈的铲猫砂!”In the odor of innumerablerisehousefly, Yuan Zhaoshovelled an indescribablething of coal briquettesizewith the grassbranchfrom the catsand of piling upfuriously, holds one's nose, throwsin the backcart.
在无数起落蚊蝇的恶臭之中,原照奋力地用草岔从堆积如山的猫砂里铲出了一块煤球大小的不可名状物,捏着鼻子,抛进了背后的推车里。Streaming with sweat.
汗流浃背。Just likefarmold farmersuch.
宛如种地的老农那样。
The facehas suppressedpale, smelly, is really smelly, soonstank to high heavenhim......
脸已经憋得铁青,臭,真臭,快要把他臭死了……Thatbastardwrapped a rag dollreallyto work asis the cat! Defecatesso manyonforget about it, but where alsodrawssuchbig...... thisisonepile of catsand, simplyis a poisonousmountain, thisdamned placecalfthatbigmousekilled by poisonmore than ten!
那个王八蛋套个布偶就真当自己是猫了吗!拉屎这么多就算了,还拉这么大颗……这哪里是一堆猫砂,简直是一座毒山,就连这鬼地方牛犊子那么大的耗子都毒死了十几只了!Whatis lucky, thatghostthingat leastalsoa littleconscience, treated as the duty the same as issuethismatter- was different from otherpresidents, so long as the Yuan Zhaoselling pointstrengthendedthispile of catsandshovelsbefore the sunset, even ifhisdutywere accomplished.
万幸的是,那个鬼东西至少还有点良心,将这件事情当做任务一样发布了下来-和其他主持者不同,只要原照卖点力气在日落之前把这一堆猫砂铲完,就算他任务完成了。Feeefforts, butalsodoes not have the danger, the selling pointstrengthcantake the dutyreward.
费点苦劳,但又没有危险,卖点力气就能拿任务奖励。
The youngsterspat a spit, heldconvenientlything of cartupper garment the fork, took upsteering handle, pushed the third car(riage)catexcrementto escort to the coffee shop that inKitten Paradiseoperated.
少年啐了口吐沫,把叉子随手捅进了推车上装的东西里,抄起车把手,推着第三车猫屎送往小猫乐园里运营的咖啡店去。Hehas not wantedto know that completelythatbrokencoffee shopmakes the coffeewithanything......
他已经完全不想知道那个破咖啡店是用什么做咖啡的了……Whenpassed by the square, hedeeplylowers the head, wishes one couldto hoodwink the face, intheseovercoming an obstaclecuriouslines of sight, onlywantsto look for a crackto worm one's way into.
在路过广场的时候,他深深地低下头,恨不得把脸蒙起来,在那些闯关者好奇的视线里,只想要找个地缝钻进去。At this timeifhad the Social Security Bureauacquaintanceto jumpto ask: Hey, Yuan Zhao, are youdoing?
这时候要是有个社保局的熟人跳出来问:嘿,原照,你在干什么?Yuan Zhaocanwelcome the socialdeathimmediately.原照就能够立刻喜迎社会性死亡了。Whatis luckyis the Social Security Bureauparticipatingteamandhe is not quite ripe, moreover fewhangspersonally, inbigHellno oneknowshisoriginalEldest Young MasterhumiliationbesidesHuai Shiin the shovelcatsand, so long asturn headmakesHuai Shithatpretty boyshut up, can the depthburythisphase of blackhistoryfirmly.
万幸的是社保局参赛的队伍和他都不太熟,而且也没几个人挂掉,诺大的地狱里除了槐诗之外没有人知道他原大少屈辱地在铲猫砂,回头只要让槐诗那个小白脸闭嘴,就可以牢牢地深埋掉这段黑历史。
It seems thispile of catsandto be the same, vanishesin the unknowndarkness.
就好像这一堆猫砂一样,消失在不为人知的黑暗里。Thinks that Huai Shithatluckis bettermuch the fellow, hisheartstarted the sharp pain, kept sighingincautiouslydrewozone, immediatelyat presentdarkened, almostfaintshimsmelly.
想到槐诗那个运气好得离谱的家伙,他的心就开始绞痛了起来,一不小心长吁短叹的时候吸进了一口臭气,顿时眼前一片昏黑,差点把他臭晕了过去。Butwhenheresponded, actuallydoes not hit the frontpersoncarefully.
而就在他反应过来的时候,却已经不小心撞到了前面的人。„Yeah, sorry......”
“哎,对不起……”Yuan Zhaoapologizedsubconsciously, at oncethensees a frontsuchwideroad, thatpersonmustarrive at itselfin front , the facial expressionwas not quickimmediately: „How do youwalk? Doesn't look atonetowardfront?”原照下意识地道歉,旋即便看到面前这么宽的一条路,那个人非要走到自己前面去,神情顿时不快起来:“你怎么走路的?就不朝前面看一眼么?”Thatpersonbut actuallyalsosimple, did not argue, pushed a cartto hit, lay downon the groundimmediately, the bigmouthplacespat the blood.
那人倒也干脆,也不争辩,被推车一撞,立马就躺在了地上,大口地吐起了血来。Is twitchingfiercely, hestares the bigeyeat a loss, does not understand that what happened, gets drunkprobably was the same, finallylooks attoYuan Zhaotime, the facial expressionis angry.
剧烈地抽搐着,他茫然瞪大眼睛,不明白发生了什么事情,好像喝醉了一样,最后看向原照的时候,神情就愤怒起来。„Isyou......”helifts the handdifficultly, is pointing atYuan Zhao: „You,youhitme......”
“是你……”他艰难地抬起手,指着原照:“你、你撞得我……”„Ido not have, Iam not!”
“我没有,我不是!”Yuan Zhaofrightensto jumpsame place, grasps the manure forkto point atthatsubconsciouslyalready the wanfierceface: „Do not blackmailme!”原照吓得原地跳起来,下意识地抓起粪叉指着那一张已经毫无血色的狰狞面孔:“你不要讹我!”Saying, helooksflurriedlyto the surroundingperson, overcoming an obstacle who pulls tautprocessconveniently: „Youmayprobablysittome, Ijustbumpedhimbut actually......”
说着,他慌乱地看向周围的人,随手扯住身旁一个经过的闯关者:“你可要给我坐着啊,我刚刚一碰他就倒……”Bang!
嘭!Thatovercoming an obstacle who heputs out a handto holdalsoonefell down.
他伸手抓住的那个闯关者也啪的一下倒在了地上。Probablydominoessuch, above the bigsquare, hasovercoming an obstacleto fall downcontinuously, suddenlyplop plopsoundis lingering on faintly.
紧接着,好像多米诺骨牌那样,诺大的广场之上,接连不断地有闯关者倒在地上,一时间扑通扑通的声音不绝于耳。Almostisonetouches the type, does not knowoneselfwhat happened, after falling to the ground, startedto spit up bloodto twitchfiercely, slightlyweakly, after kickingtwonext, was then motionless, did not have the temperatureat the scene.
几乎都是一个摸样,根本不知道自己发生了什么事情,倒地之后就开始剧烈地呕血抽搐了起来,稍微弱一点的,扑腾了两下之后便不动了,当场没有了温度。Becausehad lost the qualifying, even a gold/metalslightlysentenceshas not fallen......
由于已经失去了参赛资格,甚至连一块金小判都没有掉落……Yuan Zhaois soon insane.原照已经快要疯了。Iam only the shovelcatsand, youkilledmenot to reward, whywill haveso manypeople to blackmailme!
我只是铲个猫砂而已,你们杀了我又没有奖励,为什么会有这么多人要讹我!But the person who escapes death by a hair's breadthactuallycalled out in alarmrapidly, initiated the attention of surroundingperson, but alsosomephysicalsstronghad not died at the scene, after mayrespond, the gloomy and coldvisionwill actually go toYuan Zhao, saw after the cart that hissideodorfills is suddenly enlighted.
而幸免于难的人却迅速地惊叫了起来,引发了周围人的注意,还有的体质强健的没有当场死亡,可反应过来之后,却将阴冷的目光投向了原照,看到他身旁恶臭弥漫的推车之后便恍然大悟。„Everyonewas careful, inexcrementpoisonous!!!”
“大家小心,屎里有毒!!!”
The viciouslookappears, inseveralmove of Sublimatorflushed: „ Killedthisyoungbastard!!!
凶狠的神色浮现,好几个中招的升华者冲了上来:“杀了这个小王八蛋!!!„Do not come!”
“你们不要过来啊!”Yuan Zhaocalls out in alarm, holds up the manure forksubconsciously, holdsforward, trulycomplies with those words that hespoke, the coldglowfirst, the odorsuch as the dragonheads onlatergenerally.原照惊叫,下意识地举起粪叉,向前一捅,确实应了他说的那句话,一点寒芒先到,随后恶臭如龙一般扑面而来。Moistens the manure fork of catexcrementto be sharp, butholds, thenheldtoputting onSublimator of outwardly strong but inwardly weak, did not immediately move......
沾着猫屎的粪叉锋锐无比,只是一捅,便把一个外强中干的升华者捅了个对穿,当即不动弹了……Died?
死了?Yuan Zhaostares, at oncein the heartraises the doubts: Died shouldn't Sublimatormelt the lightto go? Whywill leave behind the corpse?原照一愣,旋即心中升起了疑惑:死了的升华者难道不是应该化光而去呢?为什么会留下尸体?Quick, whyheknew.
很快,他就知道为什么了。Above the fork, thatshoulddiethoroughlySublimatoractuallylifted the facesuddenly, on the wanface a fierceness, onlyhaspiece of hunger and thirst, the sharpnailgraspedto the face of Yuan Zhao, inin the airpulledunproductive, wanting the gluttonyto guzzle.
就在叉子之上,那个本应该死透了的升华者却忽然抬起了面孔,毫无血色的脸上一片狰狞,只剩下一片饥渴,尖锐的指甲抓向了原照的面孔,在空中徒劳地拉扯,想要饕餮暴食。AroundYuan Zhao, thatmore than tenfalling to the groundSublimatorhad crawledtogether, turns the whiteeyesto look all aroundall around, went to the living person in this momentsquare the hunger and thirstvision.
就在原照周围,那十几个倒地的升华者已经齐齐地爬了起来,翻白的双眼环顾着四周,将饥渴的目光投向了此刻广场上的活人。Waits forYuan Zhaoto respond the time, discoveredoneselfhad been lostcorpsesurrounding.
等原照反应过来的时候,发现自己已经被丧尸包围了。In the deathly stillness, Yuan Zhaoswallowed a spitshortly.
在短暂地死寂中,原照吞了口吐沫。„Don't apply makeupto be good?”
“别打脸行不行?”
The nextflash, hewas submergedby the corpsetide.
下一瞬间,他就被尸潮淹没了。
……
……
……
……Emits for shorta halfhour, the virushad gone through the incubation period, startedto manifest suddenly.
放出短短半个小时,病毒就已经度过了潜伏期,开始发作了。Butwithinthesea halfhour, besidesthatletting outentry, allhas deliveredseveralwordsinthesea halfhourandthatentry, exchanged the informationattainmentandparticipated in the person of nextproject, startsto spit up bloodfiercely......
而在这半个小时之内,除了那个放出去的通关者之外,所有在这半个小时里和那个通关者讲过几句话,交流了情报心得和参加了下一个项目的人,纷纷都开始剧烈地呕血……Firstis the high fever, the immune systemwas destroyed, the internal organsnecrosis, the braingray matterhad turned into the hotbed of strainparasiticrapidly, to...... turned intolivecorpsesfinally.
首先是高热,紧接免疫系统被破坏,内脏迅速地坏死,脑灰质已经变成了菌株寄生的温床,到最后……变成了一具具活尸。This is completely the situation outside Huai Shiexpectation.
这完全是槐诗预料之外的情况。Heis only the miraculous glowonepresently, planned that puts a bacteria carrierto go outto give a try, has not actually thought can actually receiveso the effect.
原本他只是灵光一现,打算放个带菌体出去试试看,却没想到竟然能够收到如此奇效。Passed throughhisbeing selective, poured into the magnanimouselementiumvirus, finally in the mourningcorpsetransformedseveralrounds, actuallyhad the characteristics of part of mourningcorpsevirus.
经过了他的精挑细选,灌注了海量的源质的病毒,最后在丧尸体内蜕变了好几轮之后,竟然带有了一部分丧尸病毒的特性。Butin the entireamusement parkmechanism, probablyonly thenCastle of Evil Spiritsthisplacehas the mourningcorpsetypestaff......, oncewere infected the transformation after thoroughly, was determinedas the member in Castle of Evil Spirits, Sublimator that will killcalculatedautomaticallyin the head of Huai Shi.
而在整个游乐园的机制之中,好像就只有恶灵古堡这一个地方有丧尸类型的工作人员……一旦彻底被感染转化之后,就被判定为恶灵古堡中的成员,将杀死的升华者自动算在了槐诗的头上。Thereforein a flash, the Castle of Evil Spiritsturnoverstarts the eruption-typegrowth.
于是在转瞬间,恶灵古堡的营业额开始爆发式的增长。Suddenly, fromjusttwenty, rose suddenly more than 270!
瞬息间,从刚刚的二十几个,暴涨到了二百七十多!Almostturnedtentimes!
几乎翻了十倍!In the ranking, the Castle of Evil Spiritsrankinginstantaneousrockettyperises, will be situateddirectly the firstgiantworldSatomi Kohakupushingsecond!
就在排行榜上,恶灵古堡的排名瞬间火箭式蹿升,直接将排行第一的巨大世界・里见琥珀给挤到了第二位!„Rokumeikanis seriously serious!”
“鹿鸣馆当真不得了!”On the special-gradeseat of conference site, the cousinenthusiasticallyapplauds, takes the leadturn headto congratulate: „Thisfirstsecondis the Rokumeikanmember, it seems like that this Legion Contractis the Rokumeikanit's in the bag! Reallyfierce! Social Security Bureaufeels ashamed of one's inferiority, nowlooks like, is the expensive/noblepedigreebackgroundis deeper!”
在会场的特等席上,大表哥热烈鼓掌,率先回头恭贺道:“这一次第一第二名都是鹿鸣馆的成员,看来这一张军团契约已经是鹿鸣馆的囊中之物了!真厉害啊!社保局自愧不如,如今看来,还是贵谱系的底蕴更深厚一些啊!”Therefore, the Seven Star Grouprepresentativelooked that is even more cut-throatto the look of seniorhigh-ranking court official......
于是,七星集团的代表看向老公卿的眼神越发地凶狠起来……Butold manalreadyparalysisonchair, butis breathing heavily, even words saying, butlifts a fingerto tremble, is pointing atcousin'sface: „You...... you......”
而那老头儿已经瘫在椅子上,只是喘着粗气,连话都说出来了,只是抬起一根手指哆嗦着,指着大表哥的脸:“你……你……”„Comes the person! Comes the personquickly!” The cousinshoutskindly: „Youlooked,went bad the elderly manhappily, delivers to the first-aid roomto attract the oxygen uptakequickly!”
“来人!快来人!”大表哥关切地喊道:“你看,都把老人家高兴坏了,快送到急救室里去吸吸氧!”Quick, twostrongsecuritiesrun over, hurrybuilt the old man, runsto the medical office.
很快,就有两个膀大腰圆的保安跑了过来,慌忙地架起了老头儿,跑向医务室。
The old manwas being pulledby the security, is hardto work loose, but the floodeyeis staring the cousin, puts out a blood, vanishedfrom the special-gradeseat......
老头儿被保安扯着,难以挣脱,只是泛眼瞪着大表哥,哇地一声吐出一口血,从特等席中消失了……Among the live broadcasts , a Ditinfaceate the excrementsameexpression, does not know that shouldsaywhatgood, only thenBai Zepoints atrankingto sayas beforecalm: „Youlooked,Isaidhisluckis very good......”
直播间里,谛听一脸吃了屎一样的表情,不知道该说什么好,只有白泽依旧淡定地指着排名说道:“你看,我就说他运气很好吧……”
……
……At this time, inamusement park.
此时,就在游乐园里。Huai Shiwas populara whilehighly talented, immediatelydiscovery, the digit of oneselftop of the headmotionless...... cardin270, a followingseveralminutes of even/includingpersonhas not increasedagain.槐诗才高兴了一会儿,立马就发现,自己头顶的数字不动了……卡在了二百七,接下来好几分钟连一个人都没再增多。„Felt strange,pathological changewas too fierce, infectionnotwith?”
“奇了怪了,难道病变点太厉害了,传染没跟上去?”Huai Shiis comparingon the cell phone " PlagueCompany » capturing/raidingguide, does not doclearwhat's the matter.槐诗对照着手机上《瘟疫公司》的攻略指南,搞不明白是怎么回事儿。But, hethendiscovered, the mourningcorpsequantity that Castle of Evil Spiritshas jurisdiction overstartsrapidlyto drop, instantaneously, was only left over50 outside......
而紧接着,他便发现,恶灵古堡所管辖的丧尸数量开始迅速下降,瞬间,只剩下了五十个在外面……„What's the matter?”
“怎么回事儿?”„Youhave fished, boy.”
“你捞过界了,小子。”Wraps the kitten that the rag dollis installingnot to know when appearedinhisfront, extended a handfrombig mouth, after shooting the cigarette ash, shrank.
套着布偶装的小猫不知何时出现在了他的面前,从大嘴里伸出一只手,弹了弹烟灰之后又缩了回去。„The host of project was also just hungbyyourvirus infection......, althoughIdid not mindyourperformanceis higher, butheremanagermaycontinuemy. Annoyscarefullythatseveralunreasonablesmalltable, pinchedat the sceneyou, Idid not have idea.”
“刚刚有一个项目的主持人也被你的病毒感染挂掉了……虽然我是不介意你业绩更高一点,但这里的管理员可不止我一个。小心把那几个不讲道理的小表子惹过来,当场把你捏死了,我也没辙。”Ok, is the editionrenewed, the plaguehalowas truncated.
行吧,原来是版本更新,瘟疫光环被削了。Huai Shisigh.槐诗叹息。„On your patch was also too quick, howthenIto clash the performance!”
“你这补丁上的也太快了一些,接下来我怎么冲业绩嘛!”„Ifthisloopholedoes not make up, perhapsnowlooksyouris notI.”
“如果这个漏洞不补上的话,恐怕现在来找你的就不是我了。”
The kittencast asideonebehind the center of square, thatcovers the castleindark cloudsmiserablefog.
小猫撇了一眼身后广场的中央,那一座笼罩在阴云惨雾中的城堡。Severalgloomy and coldvisionprojectedfrom the square center'scastle, coldlyfalltohere, broughtto be appallingly cruelandfierce.
几道阴冷的目光从广场中央的城堡中投出,冷冷地落向了这里,带着令人毛骨悚然地残忍和狰狞。Thendissipatesnot to have the traceintatteredkittenrag dollset of front.
然后在破破烂烂的小猫布偶套的前面消散无踪。„WhenParty Achanged the demand.” The kittensaid,„Ido not requestyouto givemeto draw a colorfulblack, butyou, ifacts unreasonably, Icannot coveryou. Givesme a face, what kind of?”
“就当甲方改需求了呗。”小猫说,“我也不要求你给我画个五彩斑斓的黑,可你要是太乱来的话,我也罩不住你。给我个面子,怎么样?”„Ok.”
“行。”Huai Shinods, henaturallyunderstoodcannotwith the managesmatterbig shothardjusttruth, but the eyeactuallyblinkedto look at the kitten, is waiting foras follows.槐诗点头,他自然懂得不能跟管事儿大佬硬刚的道理,可眼睛却眨巴眨巴地看着小猫,等待着下文。Paying a man back in his own coin.
礼尚往来。Ishowed due respect for the feelings, the big brother can youa littleexpress?
我都这么给面子了,大哥你总得有点表示吧?„Thatdecided.”
“那就这么定了。”
The kittenthrows the cigarette buttfrom the mouth, steps onextinguishes, „, so long asdiesin the Evil Spiritmansionevenyourperformance, otherthings, youhad no needto be worried.”
小猫从嘴里把烟头抛出来,一脚踩灭,“只要死在恶灵公馆里的就算你的业绩,其他的事情,你用不着担心了。”So, after thismattermakes a final decision, healsono longersaysanything, departed.
如此,将这一件事情敲定之后,他也不再多说什么,离去了。HowHuai Shihas not seen clearlyhimto vanishunexpectedly.槐诗竟然没看清他是怎么消失的。But after undergoing the temporarystagnation, disparity not bigsecondactuallystartedmaking vigorous efforts to catch up, the performancequantitystartedto increaserapidly, reallydoes not know how Satomi Kohakuthatwomandoes, the speedunexpectedlyis fast, instantaneously, the Huai Shifirstpositionbecomesin imminent danger.
而经过了短暂的停滞之后,原本差距就不大的第二名却开始了奋起直追,业绩数量开始迅速地攀升,真不知道里见琥珀那女人是怎么搞的,速度竟然快得要命,瞬间,槐诗第一的位置就变得岌岌可危。Is looking at carefullyranking on systempanel, the Huai Shithoughtsrevolve like lightning.
端详着系统面板上的排名,槐诗心思电转。
The kittenjust before leaving the beforehandmeaningis......, only thendiesovercoming an obstacleinEvil Spiritmansionisownperformance, right?
小猫临走之前的意思是……只有死在恶灵公馆里的闯关者才算自己的业绩,对吧?Hepinchessmallbeard stubble that on the chinis cropping up, the browshouldersslowly.
他捏着下巴上才冒头的小胡茬,眉头缓缓挑起。Icannotpoisontooutside, mayenableoutsidemourningcorpse...... to calculate that the words that overcoming an obstacleentrainsto hack to deathagainIdid violate regulations?
我不能到外面放毒,可让外面的丧尸把闯关者拽进来再砍死的话……总不能算我违规了吧?
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