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#12: gigolo photinia flower taste


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In Bureau of Special Affairs office, a silence. 特事处办公室内,一片寂静。 Didn't have?” “没了?” The man who Ai Qing on wheelchair looks at the desk following perspiration, two people well, you me told that didn't have?” 轮椅上的艾晴看着办公桌后面的流汗的男人,“好好的两个人,你跟我说没了?” Without the means that only on the monitoring through road patted side several, brings the mask, actually could not see them is where. As for this picture......” “没办法啊,只通过路上的监控拍到了几张侧面,都还带着口罩,看不出他们究竟是从哪里来。至于这张照片……” That man looks on the table, that criminal was bundled the picture on chair, even more had a headache, is pointing at the spot of bridge of the nose and cheekbone said: Here must have the trace of tidying up, moreover soon, must look is not perhaps easy.” 那个男人看着桌子上,那一张犯人被捆在椅子上的照片,越发地头疼,指着鼻梁和颧骨的部位说:“这里明显得有过整容的痕迹,而且还不久,要找出来恐怕不容易。” In the world must have so many easy things, already peace throughout the country.” “世界上要有那么多容易的事情,早就天下太平了。” Ai Qing to this type simply does not have a brain shirks the reason not to catch cold, referred to the table the white powder in that plastic bag: This thing? Has the recent clue?” 艾晴对这种根本没有一点脑子的推卸理由丝毫不感冒,又指了指桌子上那一只塑料袋中的白色粉末:“这东西呢?有没有新的线索?” „......” A man starting to speak but hesitating appearance. “呃……”男人一副欲言又止的样子。 Is this?” Ai Qing is disappointed, „, if Xinhai strength beyond one's reach, I can only report Astronomy Association......” “是这样吗?”艾晴似是失望,“如果新海的力量力有未逮的话,那我只能上报天文会了……” The words that just, the cover lifts when the time comes, present what not too happy matter, really resulted is not quite happy. 只不过,到时候盖子掀开的话,出现什么不太美好的事情,就真得不太美好了。 cough cough coughs, no, I am not that meaning.” That was obviously pushed to withstand/top the unlucky ghost of pot to beckon with the hand hastily, does not dare to have any meaning of waiting for a better price: „It is not we do not coordinate, is this non-conventional lysergic acid diethylamide that mixed elementium was really common, where could not check to come..” 咳咳咳,不,我不是那个意思。”那个明显是被推出来顶锅的倒霉鬼连忙摆手,根本不敢有任何待价而沽的意思:“不是我们不配合,是这种混合了源质的非常规迷幻药实在是太常见了,根本查不到是哪里来的啊。。” Un?” Ai Qing frowns. “嗯?”艾晴皱起眉头。 In it influence person some mainly from these elementium, but too many Border Relic can make this type of thing . Moreover the composition fractionation is too easy, is only in the record in the market has spread has dozens types, if can inquire the Astronomy Association banned drugs database, perhaps over ten thousand types perhaps. “它里面影响人的部分主要是来自于那些源质,可太多的边境遗物能够制造这种东西了,而且成分变化起来太容易,光是记录里市面上流传过的就有几十种,如果能查询到天文会的禁药数据库的话,恐怕上万种都说不定。 In the final analysis, ability of Sublimator and these Hell products do not have the common sense to follow, regarding this, we really helpless. ” 归根结底,升华者和那些地狱产物的能力都太没有常理可循,对此,我们是真的无能为力。” The man of wiping away sweat has recognized comprehensively instigated. 擦着汗的男人已经全面认怂。 Without this ability, why to drag so many.” Ai Qing takes back the line of sight completely disappointedly, the preparation leaves, the man relaxes. “既然没这能耐,何必扯那么多后腿呢。”艾晴满是失望地收回视线,准备离开,那男人松了口气。 But after opening door, Ai Qing actually returns is excessive, suddenly asked: Since helpless place so many, that has a need for your times, you will certainly not decline, right?” 可是在推开门之后,艾晴却回过了头,忽然问道:“既然无能为力的地方那么多,那有用得着你们的时候,你们一定不会推辞的,对吧?” „...... Right, right.” “……对,没错。” The man after table gawked the half of the day, could not bear in the belly scolded stream of abuse the waste that these held a job without doing any work, in recorded the big account secretly, squeezed a smile reluctantly: We full power will certainly coordinate.” 桌子后的男人愣了半天,又忍不住在肚子里把那些尸位素餐的废物骂了个狗血淋头,暗自里记了好大一笔账之后,勉强地挤出了一个笑容:“我们一定会全力配合。” That may too be good.” “那可就太好了。” The gate closed. 门关上了。 …… …… …… …… Music!” “music!” In the light dim theater box, the sofa is snuggling two person's shadows, your Nong my Nong is speaking the talk between lovers, only saw a person lifts the hand , hit a sound to refer. 灯光黯淡的包厢之中,沙发依偎着两个人影,正你侬我侬地说着情话,只看到其中一个人抬起手,啪,打了个响指。 Therefore, in the corner, Huai Shi pulled up zither | Jean to come unemotionally numbly. 于是,在角落里,面无表情地槐诗就麻木地拉起了琴来。 In his backpack, without sentimental Book of Fate wrote down the record: Goes to work first day with Liu Dongli, he makes me play the zither | Jean to him, this enmity I remembered. 在他背包里,没有感情地命运之书写下了记录:跟柳东黎上班第一天,他让我给他拉琴,这个仇我记下了。 Right, this is Huai Shi concurrent job gigolo first day. 没错,这是槐诗兼职牛郎的第一天。 For seeking livehood, he has degenerated the Liu Dongli special-purpose BGM player from a lofty cellist, the combination made a debut, sells into servitude, earns living, the hair burns three volumes, puts on V to lead the jacket becomes the gigolo giant star the time simply is just round the corner...... must blame! 为了求生,他已经从一个高雅的大提琴手堕落成了柳东黎专用的BGM播放器,组合出道,一个卖身,一个卖艺,头发烫三个卷,穿个V领夹克成为牛郎巨星的时候简直指日可待……才怪! Others special are the personal bodyguards, why turned into me to paste the bodyguard to oneself here? 别人都特么是贴身保镖,为什么到了自己这里就变成我贴保镖了? Sleeping to in a house on forget about it, go to work continually special wants the same place! 睡觉要在一个房子里就算了,连上班都特么要一起! As for! 至于么! Looks in the danger and Ai Qing every day in 800 employment fees, he has thrown up one's job is not dry. 要不是看在生命危险和艾晴每天八百块的雇佣费上,他早就撂挑子不干了。 Now before this matter solves, perhaps he must with this gigolo bunch in one. 如今在这事儿解决之前,他恐怕是要和这牛郎捆在一块了。 The request of Huai Shi is not really high: Takes the rap I to come, to bring death you to go. 槐诗的要求真不高:背黑锅我来,送死你去。 When this matter solved, everyone goes separate ways, when the tacit point the safe/without matter has happened, for a lifetime do not have anything to involve, this is best. 等这件事儿解决了,大家就分道扬镳,默契一点当无事发生过,一辈子都不要有什么牵扯,这样是最好的。 After he only breaks that again the crow also sent off, can start own life, depends on the gold/metal finger of activation to step onto the life peak finally, gets married white rich and beautiful, completes itself to count money number/count to spoiling dozens money printing machines, became famous to dying can turn into the beautiful young girl to enter the desire in card pond...... 等他再把那只破乌鸦也送走了之后,就能够重新开始自己的人生,靠着终于激活的金手指走上人生巅峰,迎娶白富美,完成自己数钱数到弄坏几十台印钞机,出名出到死了都能变成美少女进入卡池里的愿望…… During the fantasy of accent, his keen sense of hearing hears on the sofa suddenly depressing the weeping sound. 就在不着调的幻想之中,他灵敏的听觉忽然听到沙发上压抑地哭声。 In alcohol and filled with grief in cello sound, that dependence, in the woman of Liu Dongli bosom cannot bear the grief in heart, choked to make noise, grips the hand of Liu Dongli: 在酒精和悲怆地大提琴声之中,那个依靠在柳东黎怀里的女人忍不住心中的悲怆,哽咽出声,握住柳东黎的手: In me , you treat as my son...... has sorry, has been hiding the truth from you, if my son also, sure, definitely like you big......” “在我心里,一直,一直是将你当做我的儿子的……对不起,一直瞒着你,我的儿子要是还在的话,肯定,肯定像你一样大了……” In Huai Shi tittered in the sound indistinctly, the Liu Dongli business smile also became stiff. 槐诗隐约地噗嗤声中,柳东黎的营业式笑容也变得僵硬了起来。 Finally after when he sends off the customer finally, comes back the front surface to see the facial expression of Huai Shi ridicule. 终于等到他终于把客户送走之后,回来迎面就看到槐诗嘲弄的神情。 yi-” “咿-” Huai Shi is taking a look at him, from the heart sighed: „Is this in the legend the gigolo pure cream taste?” 槐诗打量着他,发自内心地感叹:“难道这就是传说中牛郎的醍醐味?” Pure cream!” Liu Dongli shows the whites of the eyes, photinia flower taste also almost! father accompanied to rest accompanied that many times, accompanied a son!” “醍醐个屁!”柳东黎翻了个白眼,“石楠花味儿还差不多!老子陪睡都陪了那么多次,陪成了个儿子!” „, What view at this time shouldn't publish you to comfort the lonely female to bring to warm to them? Then I can also have a new look to gigolo this Profession while convenient greatly......” “啧啧,这时候不是应该发表一下你只是安慰一下寂寞的女性给他们带来温暖什么的看法么?然后我对牛郎这个职业也能顺带大为改观……” I suspected that your here has the issue.” The Liu Dongli squint looks at him, referred to the skull: Said again well, gigolo is also responsible for being a prostitute and betraying the physical body, where some so many big on gadget?” “我怀疑你这里有问题。”柳东黎斜眼看着他,指了指脑壳:“说得再好,牛郎也不过是负责卖笑和出卖肉体而已,哪里有那么多高大上的玩意儿?” But I thought that you very do are not he are happy.” Huai Shi gawked, looked that his look pities again: „Do you like the old aunt?” “可我看你做得不是他挺开心嘛。”槐诗愣了一下,看他的眼神再次怜悯起来:“难道你喜欢老阿姨?” Fart!” “屁!” Liu Dongli despised looked at his one eyes, „did you think anyone like you as poor as the bankruptcy? In the past Sir with this face, wants to hug how much money saying that the integer was good, several days, gained 40 million......” 柳东黎鄙视地看了他一眼,“你以为谁都像你一样穷到倒闭?当年大爷凭着这张脸,想搂多少钱说个数就行了,几天的时间,就赚了四千万……” Huai Shi is still calm, „, then?” 槐诗依旧淡定,“哦,然后呢?” „...... Was then seized.” Liu Dongli said dry: Was seized by that woman personally. Afterward she said that you liked with money that the face deceived the woman so much, made gigolo to be good simply. When pays off money that I deceive, was when free.” “……然后就被逮住了啊。”柳东黎干巴巴地说:“被那个女人亲手抓捕。后来她说你这么喜欢用脸去骗女人的钱,干脆去做牛郎好了。什么时候把我骗到的钱还清,什么时候就自由了。” Huai Shi is stunned, then can you really make gigolo?” 槐诗愕然,“然后你就真得做牛郎了?” Otherwise? Was delivered to frontier territory to go? Thing of my ability outside does not have the effect, went to bring death.” Liu Dongli is smoking depressed: Spear/Gun forced in your mouth, did you swing to try? The urine urinated quickly well!” “不然呢?被送到边境去?我的能力对人以外的东西可不起效,去了就是送死。”柳东黎郁闷地抽着烟:“枪都塞进你嘴里了,你摇个头试试?尿都快尿出来了好么!” Hears here, the Huai Shi big feeling is curious, collects to ask in a low voice: „Were you useless at that time your ability?” 听到这里,槐诗大感好奇,凑上去低声问:“难道你当时没用你的那个能力么?” The Liu Dongli facial expression even more dispirited, quite a while squeezed out several character from the mouth: 柳东黎的神情越发萎靡,半天才从嘴里挤出了几个字儿: Used, useless.” “用了,没用。” Actually that used or useless!” “那究竟是用了还是没用啊!” Used, may have no egg to use finally.” “用了啊,可结果没有任何卵用。” Liu Dongli frustrates shakes the head: „ Afterward I have been thinking: My ability had an effect, I at that time to run, even used ten times of quantities! When I use ability, she should be goes crazy same falls in love with me is not possible to extricate oneself right...... 柳东黎挫败地摇头:“后来我一直在想:我的能力是起作用了,我当时为了跑路,甚至用了十倍的量!在我使用能力的时候,她应该是发疯一样爱上我不可自拔了才对…… Too laughable is right? The name is Ai Qing obviously, finally, love type of thing to her even worthless. ” 太可笑了对不对?明明名字就叫做艾晴,结果,爱情这种东西对她来说甚至一钱不值。” „......” “呃……” Huai Shi contrasts had been seeing couple days ago that woman, somewhat startled: „Can you really in description human rather than steel Godzilla?” 槐诗对比着自己前几天见过的那个女人,有些愕然:“你真得是在描述人类而不是钢铁哥斯拉么?” Finally, Liu Dongli looked at his one eyes, probably looks at the idiot to be the same: „ Cracks a joke? She is Astronomy Association in the Xinhai member, has the right to let all Sublimator temporarily to the referendary who oneself work oneself to death. 最后,柳东黎又看了他一眼,像是看白痴一样:“开玩笑呢吧?她可是天文会新海的一把手,有权利临时让所有升华者给自己卖命的审查官。 Where Godzilla compares favorably with she, offended Godzilla, you are die miserably, will offend her, you compared with dying also miserably! ” 哥斯拉哪里比得上她啊,得罪了哥斯拉,你不过是死得惨一些,得罪了她,你会比死还惨!” When two people spoke, they had had the back door of office, walked in the avenue, prepared to find a place to look for a dinner to eat. 就在两人说话的时候,他们已经出了会所的后门,走在大街,准备找个地方找点晚饭吃。 Liu Dongli treats. 柳东黎请客。 He really could not bear the clear water of Huai Shi to cook the vermicelli. 他实在受不了槐诗家的清水煮挂面了。 Does not eat the meat, my abdominal muscles digested...... Liu Dongli show package of places to pat own belly quickly, how ate a hot pot?” “再不吃点肉,我腹肌都快自我消化了……”柳东黎骚包地拍着自己的肚子,“去吃个火锅怎么样?” Huai Shi shot a look at his one eyes, measured the geodesy to say Yin: Heard that the hot pot ate the buttocks to hurt.” 槐诗瞥了他一眼,阴测测地说:“听说火锅吃多了屁股疼。” Liu Dongli stares, at once responds in this small bastard words has the words, cannot bear raise legs the gadget that this obscene talk non-stop to trample ruthlessly. 柳东黎一愣,旋即反应过来这小王八蛋话里有话,就忍不住抬腿把这骚话不停的玩意儿狠踹一顿。 Finally disliked is not good, after ate bowl of surface, carelessly goes home. Liu Dongli also dislikes to walk tired, was shouting tomorrow must drive the car(riage). 最后还是被膈应的不行,去草草吃了碗面之后回家。柳东黎还嫌走路累,叫嚷着明天要把车开过来。 I said that 12 points.” “我说,都十二点了。” Huai Shi walks on the road, cannot bear dozen of yawn: „Can't you get off work earlier? Big brother, I this year am 17 years old, but also in long body!” 槐诗走在路上,忍不住打哈欠:“你就不能早点下班么?大哥,我今年十七岁,还在长身体诶!” Yes? I thought that did you who similarly you grew where also plan to be long?” Liu Dongli scoffed at one: Said again, where has gigolo to go to work during the daytime? Because you today I spacious late at night labor.” “是么?我看你发育的差不多了啊,你还打算长哪里?”柳东黎嗤了一声:“再说了,哪里有牛郎白天上班的?因为你今天我都旷了后半夜的工了。” Saying, he rubbed several fingers, making Huai Shi think own evening appears to gain many. 说着,他搓了搓几根指头,让槐诗想想自己晚上出台能赚多少。 The Huai Shi expression is strange immediately, turn head looked at him quite a while, asked suddenly: 槐诗的表情顿时古怪起来,回头看了他半天,忽然问: „Was my urges you to become an honest woman?” “我这算不算是劝你从良了?” „...... Rolls!” “……滚!” When on the road hits the fart, Huai Shi actually hears the bird to swat sound of wing, had the black crow to fall on the front tree, turn head looks at him. 就在路上打屁的时候,槐诗却听见飞鸟扑打翅膀的声音,有黑色的乌鸦落在了前面的树上,回头看着他。 Why does not know, Huai Shi feels a chill suddenly. 不知为何,槐诗忽然感觉到一阵恶寒。 Under the suggestion of crow, he turns head suddenly, looks to behind. 在乌鸦的暗示之下,他猛然扭头,看向身后。 In the end of suburb silent long street, under shining of dim street light, the shadow of rickets silent crouches in hiding on the fire hydrant. 就在郊区寂静的长街的尽头,黯淡路灯的照耀下,有一个佝偻的影子无声地蹲伏在消防栓上。 The funny apes and monkeys false face lifts slowly. 略带滑稽的猿猴假面缓缓抬起。 The indifferent eye pupil stares at them. 漠然的眼瞳凝视他们。 ...... Finally, came! ……终于,来了! Almost in the flash, Liu Dongli then responded, the left hand blocked Huai Shi after behind, forced in his arms own bag conveniently. 几乎在一瞬间,柳东黎便反应过来,左手将槐诗拦在了身后,顺手将自己的手包塞进了他的怀里。 But the right hand enters in the bosom, gets hold of the weapon in hoister. 而右手伸入怀中,握紧枪袋里的武器。 Rapidly retreat. 急速后退。 In simultaneously, sharp sound that metal rubs bursts out from the under foot of ominous ape. 就在同时,金属摩擦的尖锐声音自凶猿的脚下迸发。 In that pair gathers under the sharp claws of strength slowly, the fire hydrant was torn up, probably the flimsy is the same. Shoulders along with that shadow suddenly, throws toward them, the violent water column spews out from the shatter fire hydrant. 在那一双缓缓蓄力的利爪之下,消防栓被扯破了,像是薄纸一样。伴随着那个影子骤然挑起,向着他们扑来,猛烈的水柱从破碎的消防栓中喷涌而出。 Huai Shi staggers the retreat, looks at all around flurriedly, in the heart cannot help but raises to rejoice in a fear: That fellow elects to launch the attack luckily here. 槐诗踉跄后退,慌乱地看着四周,心中在一阵恐惧之中不由得升起一阵庆幸:幸好那个家伙选在这里发起袭击。 If proceeds again a section, during the street light...... a piece was jet black, perhaps Liu Dongli ability has no leeway of display. 倘若再往前走一截的话,就没有没有路灯了……一片漆黑之中,柳东黎能力恐怕就没有任何发挥的余地。 Does not wait for him to respond are more, howling of ominous ape came from out of the blue, had arrived at beyond ten in a flash. 不等他反应更多,凶猿的呼啸就破空而来,转瞬间已经来到了十步之外。 But Liu Dongli, has stood under of street light. 柳东黎,已经站在了路灯的正下方。 He lifts the hand, combs the hair before volume, grins the smile toward the ominous ape. 他抬起手,梳起额前的头发,向着凶猿咧嘴微笑。 In the flash, what strength that Huai Shi did not understand started, took the Liu Dongli appearance as the medium, shone in the eye pupil of ominous ape. 在一瞬间,槐诗所不了解的什么力量发动了,以柳东黎的面目为介质,映照在了凶猿的眼瞳之中。 In a flash, its movement then lived stiffly, from in the air falls. 转瞬间,它的动作便僵硬住了,从空中落下。 Cannot move. 动弹不得。 Even is hard to breathe. 甚至难以呼吸。 Liu Dongli does not dare to be negligent, lifts the spear/gun in hand to aim at its fierce triggering pulling, in the loud sound, Huai Shi feels at present one suddenly secretly. 柳东黎不敢大意,抬起手中的枪对准了它猛扣扳机,巨响之中,槐诗忽然感觉眼前一暗。 The street light is glittering. 路灯在闪烁。 He was shocked, turn head, saw by consternation the fire hydrant has emitted the distributing box of thick smoke. 他愣住了,愕然回头,看到消防栓旁边已经冒出了浓烟的配电箱。 Under the turbulent irrigation of water column, electric spark and thick smoke from spouts crazily, along with the crazy twinkle of street light, a loud sound of blasting open. 在水柱的汹涌灌溉之下,电火花和浓烟从其中疯狂地喷出,伴随着路灯的疯狂闪烁,一阵炸裂的巨响。 The street light went out thoroughly. 路灯彻底熄灭了。 Mother! The general contractor of this municipal engineering actually special built what jerry-built project! 妈耶!这市政工程的建筑公司究竟特么搞了什么豆腐渣工程!
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