AS :: Volume #8

#767: IQ of fish

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, , spn „bang!” spn“嘭！” In this filled with grief atmosphere, only has Dark Octopus this type of small skirt silk to dare to say such obscene hoodlum words, Li Jiayu endures to endure, puts out a hand directly, seizes the tentacle of Dark Octopus, falls it maliciously on the ground, then a foot steps on a rage on its head, makes an effort back and forth to trample the devastation, wishes one could also to give to step on the Dark Octopus brain fluid! 在这种悲怆的气氛中,也唯有黑暗章鱼这种小屌丝才敢说出这么下流的流氓话,李佳玉忍可忍,直接就伸手出去,一把捉住黑暗章鱼的触手,将它狠狠摔在地上,然后暴跳如雷地一脚踩在它脑袋上,使劲地来回践踏蹂躏,恨不得把黑暗章鱼的脑浆也给踩出来！ „Oh, the master you quite step on the octopus to be happy...... Makes an effort, used a strength, the octopus to release again, released the saliva......” “哇哦,主人你踩得章鱼好爽……用力,再用点力,章鱼要泄了,泄口水啦……” Dark Octopus shouted loudly, the call that but also sent out being overwhelmed with emotion, listened to be disgusting flood goosebumps, it was shook m, most liked was the attractive female student maltreats it and whip it, particularly under starry sky first beautiful woman Li Jiayu, if can annoy the Li Jiayu vitality, and was beaten the humiliation by Li Jiayu, to Dark Octopus was a happiest matter...... 黑暗章鱼大喊大叫,还发出一声声销魂的呐喊,听着就让人肉麻得泛起鸡皮疙瘩,它本来就是个抖m,最喜欢的就是漂亮的女生虐待它、鞭打它,尤其是星空下第一美人李佳玉,若能惹到李佳玉生气,并且被李佳玉殴打欺凌,对黑暗章鱼而言是一件最幸福的事…… „Stops talking to me! The dead octopus, now is not inserting funny dialog time, Ran whore soon dies, you give me the earnest point to be good, hurry to give me to think that safe means make her restore! She had sacrificed that many for me, no matter I pay any price, cannot make her die because of me!”[ “给我住口！死章鱼,现在可不是插科打诨的时候,染婊子都快要没命啦,你给我认真点好不好,赶紧给我想个稳妥的办法让她恢复过来！她为我牺牲了那么多,我不管付出什么代价,都不能让她因我而死！”[ Li Jiayu one has raised Dark Octopus, the elegant face such as covers the cold frost, is staring at the eye of Dark Octopus resentfully, has it to dare to talk nonsense greatly again directly hacks to death its stance...... 李佳玉一把就将黑暗章鱼提了起来,俏脸如罩寒霜,愤懑地盯着黑暗章鱼的眼睛,大有它再敢胡说八道就直接砍死它的架势…… „, The master you leaves was too worried...... For these days dyed principal wife's situation to be better, within will not die......” on the face of Dark Octopus unexpectedly flood strange blushing, was brandishing the tentacle coyly, that small pink nostril was also twitching, seemed breathing Li Jiayu jasmine flower fragrance in Greed, an eye stealthily shot a look at a Li Jiayu's chest, quack called out strangely: “哦,主人你别太担心……染主母的情况良好了很多,这几天之内不会死掉的啦……”黑暗章鱼的脸上竟然泛起一丝奇异的红晕,扭扭捏捏地挥舞着触手,那小小的粉红色鼻孔还抽搐着,似乎是在贪婪地呼吸着李佳玉身上的茉莉花香,一双眼睛又鬼鬼祟祟地瞥了一眼李佳玉的胸口,嘎嘎怪叫道: „Relax the master, the octopus will help you handle...... The dream of octopus is the master builds a big crystal palace, even if the octopus died, will not allow any mistress to hang......” “放心吧主人,章鱼会帮你搞定的……章鱼的梦想就是主人建立一个大大的水晶宫,就算章鱼死掉,也不会允许任何一位主母挂掉的……” „Fart! Does a bit less to dodge me, the Ran Hongxia vitality keeps revealing. Her body under crack the wooden barrel like, again does not have the means storing vitality, several days later, she had been finished, your dead octopus cannot a little crisis awareness, leave all day making trouble of lewd, finds the way to save her to me quickly!” “放屁！少来搪塞我,染红霞的元气不停地泄露出来。她身体就像个底下破洞的木桶,再也没办法贮存生命力,再过几天,她就完蛋了,你个死章鱼就不能有点危机意识吗,别整天色迷迷的捣蛋,快给我想办法救她啊！” „...... The means are not easy to think, the master you are not do not know that the octopus thinks the thing with the buttocks...... Compared to rescue to dye the mistress. The masters you should not worry, this one week has not seen, the master your chest of big, looks like has the feel appearance... Grows like this again, then to mew mew must surpass Liu principal wife's f to cover the cup......” “呃……办法不是那么容易想的啦,主人你又不是不知道章鱼是用屁股来想东西……相比起救染主母。主人你不也该着急吗,这才一个星期没见,主人你的胸就大了一圈,看起来好有手感的样子…再这样发育下去,那对咪咪就要超过柳主母的f罩杯了……” „Does!” “作死！” Whole face killing intent Li Jiayu walks on violent at the scene, cannot give a thought to the Spiritual Force issue, summoned Crimson Sickle instantaneously, the full room chased down Dark Octopus, at this moment any reason has not been possible to say. The unhealthy people broken fall, Li Jiayu is the powder keg that a point explodes, most does not hear is others' sexually harassing. Especially also dares to touch the tiger buttocks in this moment Dark Octopus, the matter with the Li Jiayu's chest, it does not know Li Jiayu most repugnant is mother? 满脸杀意的李佳玉当场就暴走,也顾不得精神力的问题,瞬间就召唤出绯红之镰,满屋子追杀黑暗章鱼,事到如今已没什么理智可讲了。破罐子破摔吧,李佳玉本来就是个一点就爆的火药桶,最听不得的就是别人的调戏。尤其是在这种关头黑暗章鱼还敢摸老虎屁股,拿李佳玉的胸部来说事,难道它就不知道李佳玉最讨厌的就是娘化吗？ „Oh, the master must abuse the national First Level protect animals...... Good, the master, the octopus does not make...... You should also rest, perhaps not only this way, the table and half wall that you cut off, links nearby Weiwei mistress also by you to be reduced the head......” “哇哦,主人要虐待国家一级保护动物啦……好吧,主人,章鱼不闹了……你也该歇歇,再这样下去,被你砍断的就不只是桌子和半边墙壁了,恐怕连旁边的薇薇主母也会被你砍掉脑袋……” Dark Octopus was shouting. Lengthened a tentacle superficially, this tentacle becomes has the trunk to be thick or thin instantaneously, assumes the metal silver light, 黑暗章鱼叫嚷着。轻描淡写地延长了一根触手,这触手瞬间变得足足有象鼻般粗细,呈金属银光, „Clang!” blocks Crimson Sickle that Li Jiayu has divided, erupts a dazzling spark piece by piece. Starts strong winds in the room. “当啷”的一声就挡住了李佳玉劈下来的绯红之镰,爆发出一片片的耀眼火花。在房间内都掀起一阵狂风。 „......” “……” Li Jiayu silently, stared Dark Octopus one indignantly, this takes back the sickle, puts out a hand to seize the neck of Dark Octopus, mentioned in front of it one. Said ill-humoredly: 李佳玉默然,愤愤地瞪了黑暗章鱼一眼,这才收回镰刀,伸手一把揪住黑暗章鱼的脖子,将它提到自己面前。没好气道: „Tries to find the solution quickly! You must be able to rescue really Ran Hongxia...... I can satisfy your perverted psychology, you do not like eating the underwear underpants...... Good, I their will give to you to eat with Ivy, Liu Yinsha and Fang Fang!” This is Li Jiayu enormous one time has yielded, naturally cannot give the octopus as for Yan Zisu mother and daughter, Xiao Wanqing, Kikyo and Li Banyue underwear, this multi- perverted. “快想办法！你要真能把染红霞救回来……我可以满足你的变态心理,你不是喜欢吃内衣内裤吗……好,我会拿艾薇、柳银沙、方芳她们的送给你吃！”这已经是李佳玉极大的一次让步了,至于晏紫苏母女、萧晚晴、桔梗、李半月的内衣自然是不能给章鱼的,这得多变态啊。 „Actually the octopus wants to eat your in......” “其实章鱼想吃你的内……” „Shut up!” “住口！” Li Jiayu the violent walked, a fist beats on the nose of Dark Octopus, makes the Dark Octopus lower half words unable to say stiffly...... Bumps into this hoodlum octopus, Li Jiayu also really suffices to have a headache, although she turned into Goddess of Light in the night of moon/month circle, but she is the psychology of man, will kill her not to be impossible to accept the Dark Octopus condition...... Let alone, she is the master, Dark Octopus is a servant, in this world where has the master to the truth that the servant compromises? 李佳玉又暴走了,一拳头就捶在黑暗章鱼的鼻子上,硬生生地让黑暗章鱼下半截话说不出来……碰上这头流氓章鱼,李佳玉还真是够头疼的,她虽然在月圆之夜变成了光明女神,但她还是男人的心理,打死她也不可能会接受得了黑暗章鱼的条件……更何况,她是主人,黑暗章鱼是奴仆,这世上哪有主人向奴仆妥协的道理？ However...... In the Li Jiayu moral nature also feels very strange, before her fist pounded, Dark Octopus must be hit the nosebleed crossflow absolutely, but Dark Octopus is actually only the nostril blushes now, in addition did not have the least bit matter, this saw sufficiently the Dark Octopus defensive power enhanced...... 不过……李佳玉心底里也感到很奇怪,以前她一拳砸下去,黑暗章鱼绝对要被打得鼻血横流,可现在黑暗章鱼却只是鼻孔发红而已,除此之外没半点事,这足以看出黑暗章鱼的防御力提高了很多…… Was, it also had blocked a moment ago Legendary Weapon Crimson Sickle with the tentacle, after it seized to abandon Tentacle King, really became that fierce...... But besides the Tentacle King corpse, it also hid other method? 是了,刚才它还用触手挡住了传奇武器绯红之镰,难道说它夺舍了触手王之后真的变得那么厉害吗……可除了触手王的尸体之外,它是否还隐藏了别的手段？ Li Jiayu indignant angrily, in her many Summon Beast, is the Dark Octopus stupidest brain, may be most mystical all-resourceful the most ancient spirit demon is actually Dark Octopus...... Sometimes, IQ of this fellow this works as the master is higher, does not know really should say is Li Jiayu intelligence shortcomings, or should say that Dark Octopus is wise often appear slow-witted. 李佳玉愤愤然,她的那么多召唤兽里面,就属黑暗章鱼最为蠢笨脑,可偏偏最神秘最神通广大最古灵精怪的却又是黑暗章鱼……有时候,这家伙的智商比她这个当主人的还要高,真不知道该说是李佳玉智力硬伤,亦或者该说黑暗章鱼大智若愚。 „Good...... The masters I made a mistake......” eye dī liū of Dark Octopus that round to transfer smooth, does not know that was hitting any wicked scheme, “好吧……主人我错了……”黑暗章鱼那圆滚滚的眼睛滴溜溜地转了一圈,也不知道是在打什么鬼主意, Then shows an earnest expression, just likes a strategy is full, spying of observation in every way possible like that partly is narrowing the eye, speak unhurriedly and clearly at a moderate pace said:[ 转而摆出一副认真的表情,犹如一名智谋百出、观察入微的侦探那般,半眯着眼睛,一字一顿不紧不慢道:[ „Must rescue to dye the mistress is not a difficult matter...... But the octopus needs to dispose constantly the medicine, requires day of...... Therefore, time of this day, the master you do not use impatiently, only needs continuously to dyeing the mistress provides the vitality, hangs her vitality well......” “要救染主母并非难事……但章鱼需要配置一味药,需要一天的时间……所以,这一天的时间里,主人你不用心急,只需要源源不断地给染主母提供生命力,吊住她的生机就好……” „Is so mystical, is any ghost medicine!” Li Jiayu frowns the brow tip, looks at Dark Octopus doubtfully, she has not known that really Dark Octopus this fellow also understood the use alchemy comes the dispensing, um, what medicine matches? Is the pill of immortality pill that in the legend lives forever, can reverse the life and death? “这么神秘,到底是什么鬼药！”李佳玉颦起眉梢,半信半疑地看着黑暗章鱼,她还真不知道黑暗章鱼这家伙还懂得使用炼金术来配药,嗯,到底是配什么药？难道是传说中长生不老的仙丹药丸,能够逆转生死？ „Cannot say...... Said the master did not know, this expertise and expertise are extremely abstruse, this skirt silk has not pondered over completely thoroughly......” “不能说……说了主人也不认识,这门专业技术和专业知识太过深奥,本屌丝也没完全琢磨透呢……” Dark Octopus quack cries out strangely, but in the moral nature actually happily blossomed...... 黑暗章鱼嘎嘎怪叫,但心底里却乐开了花…… It is clearly lying. 它分明就是在撒谎。 By IQ of its inept plan, under the first beautiful women including a Li Jiayu such starry sky does not have the means to handle, can only look is unedible, gets what one deserves when for a lifetime Flower Protector, but does not work as the actor...... But by its technology , can only absorb the vitality of insect to make some life essence small meatballs at most, is used to help the younger sister promote the strength to be good, but possibly helps the person continue the life certainly, its again how origin mysterious method myriad, is not omniscient and omnipotent. 以它那拙计的智商,连李佳玉这么个星空下第一美人都没办法搞定,只能看不能吃,活该一辈子当护花使者而不是当男主角……而以它的技术,顶多也就只能吸取虫子的生命力做一些生命精华小丸子,用来帮妹子提升实力还行,但绝可能帮人续命,它再怎么来历神秘手段万千,也不是全知全能的。 IQ and technology are the dregs, therefore it possibly matches any medicine certainly, reason that lies...... Purely is protracted time. 智商、技术都是渣,所以它绝可能配出什么药,之所以撒谎……纯粹是拖延时间而已。 „Is good? In the end do not harm Ran whore......” to see on the Dark Octopus face that inexpensive expression, Li Jiayu only thought that it is not reasonable. “到底行不行？你可别到头来害了染婊子……”看到黑暗章鱼脸上那贱贱的表情,李佳玉只觉得它一点儿也不靠谱。 „Naturally good, so long as the master coordinates completely...... insurance dyes the mistress to jump for joy certainly in a short time, but can also give you viviparity several kids!” “当然行,只要主人完全配合……保准染主母在短时间内就活蹦乱跳,还能给你一胎生几个娃！” „Go away!” “滚！” Li Jiayu has blown its one wickedly, this indignantly sits returns to the Ran Hongxia bedside, transports many Spiritual Force once more, is Ran Hongxia is instilling into the vitality. 李佳玉恶狠狠地刮了它一眼,这才愤愤地坐回到染红霞床边,再次运起不多的精神力,为染红霞灌输着生机。 At this time, Dark Octopus was glad soon to smile to make noise...... It already knows that Li Jiayu secret, knows tears that the Li Jiayu true feelings shed have the Resurrection dead's mysterious function, the tears of that many goddesses fall on the Ran Hongxia face, but also was swallowed a point to enter the mouth by her, even if Ran Hongxia wants dead, feared that also refuses stubbornly...... 此时,黑暗章鱼都乐得快要笑出声来了……它早就已经知道李佳玉身上的秘密,更知道李佳玉真情流下的眼泪拥有复活死者的神奇作用,那么多女神之泪落在染红霞脸上,还被她吞了一点进嘴里,就算染红霞想死,怕也死不成…… But Dark Octopus actually must conceal this truth, deceives Li Jiayu...... It had once pledged that must make Li Jiayu overcome a resplendent in gold and jade green harem, the lily that lets the master spreads over a wide area the world. 但黑暗章鱼却要隐瞒这个真相,欺骗李佳玉……它曾经发过誓,要让李佳玉打下一片金碧辉煌的后宫,让主人的百合花开遍全世界。 „Jiayu...... Hongxia she fortunately......” “佳玉……红霞她还好吗……” At this time, Xiao Wanqing that gentle mild sound also passed on, is actually slightly thin and pale Xiao Wanqing, Qin Siyao and Xie Wenyuan enters the door, the family looks on the hospital bed exasperatedly face whiten Ran Hongxia, sighs woefully several with Li Jiayu, briefed situation in the battlefield briefly, what a pity a Li Jiayu character turns a deaf ear, her attention places on Ran Hongxia completely...... 就在这时候,萧晚晴那轻柔温润的声音也传了过来,却是略显憔悴的萧晚晴、秦思瑶、谢文渊走进房门,这一家人唉声叹气地看着病床上脸色苍白的染红霞,又跟李佳玉哀叹几声,简短地讲了点战场上的情况,可惜李佳玉一个字都听不进去,她的注意力完全放在染红霞身上…… „Here gives me and octopus, our master and servant can certainly let the Hongxia safe matter!” “这里就交给我和章鱼,我们主仆一定能让红霞平安事的！” Obtained the Li Jiayu's guarantee, Xie Wenyuan twitched muscle on the face, smiled bitterly is selecting nod, looked after her daughter Xie Qingmei to go to downstairs, he knows that must leave a private to give the granddaughter and daughter's daughter's husband...... 得到了李佳玉的保证,谢文渊才抽搐了一下脸上的肌肉,苦笑着点点头,又到楼下去照顾她的女儿谢轻眉去了,他知道要留点私人空间给外孙女和外孙女婿…… Xiao Wanqing also left, is not she does not want to help, but is her Spiritual Force exhausts, must rest as soon as possible in order to restore to come, in addition, some of her also many matters must process, for example treats and cures these injured soldiers...... 萧晚晴也离开了,不是她不想帮忙,而是她精神力耗尽,必须尽快休息以便恢复过来,此外,她还有很多事要去处理,比如去救治那些受伤的士兵…… The time passes quickly, in an instant was the night, many Xijiang City friends and allies have visited, but Li Jiayu has not greeted the reception, merely was briefly um several, under several, she supported with the one breath purely by strenuous efforts, goes all out to push Spiritual Force in mind deep place...... 时间过得很快,转眼就是深夜了,在此期间,很多西江市的朋友、战友都来探望过,但李佳玉都没怎么招呼接待,仅仅是简短地嗯几声,点几下头,她纯粹是凭着一口气来苦苦支撑,拼命地挤着脑海深处里的精神力…… Finally, Li Jiayu's Spiritual Force also consumed up, she was tired the eyelid to fight, said to Dark Octopus weakly: 终于,李佳玉的精神力也耗光了,她疲乏得眼皮都在打架,虚弱地对黑暗章鱼说道: „Dead octopus, I slightly narrows a meeting, one hour of postscript must awaken me...... Ran Hongxia she also waits for me to instill into the vitality to her...... Heard?” “死章鱼,我小眯一会,一小时后记得叫醒我……染红霞她还等着我给她灌输生命力……听到了没？” „Heard, the master you feel relieved to rest, the octopus will aim at the time.”[ “听到了,主人你放心睡吧,章鱼会瞅准时间的。”[ Dark Octopus full mouth complies, after waiting for Li Jiayu to fall asleep, it shows the gloomy smiling face that a sinister plot prevails, reveals that fierce fang...... ( to be continued ) 黑暗章鱼满口答应,等李佳玉睡着以后,它才露出一个奸计得逞的阴森笑容,更露出那一口狰狞的獠牙……(未完待续)
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