, , spn now, is Hong Kong Mid-Autumn Festival, in the evening 8.20. spn现在,是香港中秋佳节,晚上8.20。 If were in the past, definitely was a whole evening conducts the activity of Mid-Autumn Festival, enjoyed looking at the moon to window-shop to eat the moon cake, or sang and danced hee hee smiles, has filled everywhere the Mid-Autumn Festival the unique flavor and Hong Kong culture. 如果是往年,肯定是一整晚都大搞中秋节的活动,赏月逛街吃月饼,又或者载歌载舞嘻嘻嘻笑,到处都充满了中秋佳节所特有的味道与香港文化。 Is but different this year. 可是今年不一样。 Because the Chang'e fairy maiden descended to earth! 因为嫦娥仙子下凡了！ „Depends! Were you blowing the water? The Chang'e fairy maiden is the character in legend, to appear how possibly in the real world, feeds, you must crack a joke must play the normal point joke, but also regards the rash fellow me, I am not three -year-old child......”[ “哇靠！你又在吹水了吧？嫦娥仙子是传说中的人物,怎么可能会出现在现实世界里面,喂喂喂,你就算要开玩笑也要开个正常点的玩笑吧,还真把我当成二愣子吗,我又不是三岁小孩……”[ The pair of lover's love in lover square, your Nong my Nong, but is just about to kiss the small mouth time, the cell phone of boyfriend has made a sound, what hits is his colleague and diehards, but his diehards open the mouth on to roar the Chang'e fairy maiden to descend to earth, but also was boasting the Chang'e fairy maiden has attractively beautifully, can in instakill this world all female creature. 一对情侣正在情侣广场上恩恩爱爱,你侬我侬,但正要亲小嘴的时候,男朋友的手机就响了,打来的是他的同事兼死党,可他的死党一开口就噼里啪啦地吼着嫦娥仙子下凡,还吹嘘着嫦娥仙子有多漂亮多美丽,能秒杀这世上所有的雌性生物。 „I, if blows the water, certainly chops the head to you, when the ball kicks!” In the cell phone spread the sound. “我要是吹水,一定砍下脑袋给你当球踢！”手机里传出了声音。 „Good was good, does your which day is not the heifer flies to ascend the sky, blow pā pā flamboyant loud? I am intimate with my chamberpot, do not mess about, does a bit less to be tired of me, such hung, later I must go the room with her, my this chamberpot sufficed the vigor specially, could let loose on the bed very much, the small waist made an effort to swing, that taste can make me assume one's post to press out to do crisply......” “行了行了,你哪天不是小母牛飞上天,牛逼吹得啪啪响的？我正在跟我马子亲热呢,你就别瞎折腾了,少来烦我,就这么挂了啊,待会我还要跟她去开房间呢,我这马子特别够劲,在床上很放得开,小蛮腰使劲摇,那滋味能让我爽到差点被榨干……” „Presses out to do your old mother! Leave alone your chamberpot, your Zichang too ugly, hurried to fling, I suggested that you hurried to return to the dormitory, has a look a Chang'e fairy maiden set of chart that in the network was widely known, after you have looked, will not have the natural interest......” in telephone to spread the sound to your chamberpot once more. “榨干你老母啊！别管你的马子了,你马子长得太难看了,赶紧甩了吧,我建议你赶紧回宿舍,看看网络上盛传的嫦娥仙子套图,你看过之后就不会对你的马子有性趣了……”电话里再次传出了声音。 „The fart sets chart, is beautiful attempts Xiuxiu to make, title page Assassin, the chart looks attractively. The people are long are the same with the ghost, I told you, father has seen woman were many, threw the street including the family property all by putting on make-up, women one type, does not dare to go out, who has not put on make-up, my this chamberpot. Every morning must put on make-up for two hours......” “屁的套图,都是美图秀秀弄出来的,封面杀手,图看着漂亮。人却长得跟鬼一样,我告诉你,老子见过的女人多了去,都扑街含家产的全是靠化妆出来的,女人都一个样,没化妆的都不敢出门,诺,我这马子。每天早上都要化妆两个小时的……” „You , if not come back, some you regretted! When the time comes do not blame the buddy not to inform you ahead of time!” “你要是不回来,有的你后悔！到时候别怪哥们不提前通知你！” The cell phone did not have the sound all of a sudden, the boyfriend so-called ahem, has forced in the pocket the cell phone. 手机一下子就没了声音,男朋友所谓地哼唧了一声,将手机塞进了口袋。 „Husband. Your working together quality, actually takes the Chang'e fairy maiden to deceive you...... He was the figurants before?” The girlfriends have held in the arms the waist of boyfriend, asked affectionate. “老公啊。你同事好坏,竟然拿嫦娥仙子来骗你……他以前是不是当群众演员的？”女朋友搂住了男朋友的腰,亲昵地问道。 „The fart figurant, Continent that side hypertext fiction had flooded into Hong Kong recently, various types profound imaginary, the Little Bai writing of immortal hero and history emerges one after another incessantly, is absurder than the traditional Wuxia article, therefore my buddy looks that overstated, gets off work to read the novel in the dormitory, the whole person abandoned. The wizards know that he loses any temper today, comes the pit with the Chang'e fairy maiden I......” “屁的群众演员,最近大陆那边的网络小说涌进了香港,各种玄幻、仙侠、历史的小白文层出不穷,比传统武侠文更加荒唐,所以我那哥们看着看着就走火入魔了,一下班就在宿舍里看小说,整个人都废了。鬼才知道他今天发什么神经,拿嫦娥仙子来坑我……” „Giggle, your colleague is really interesting, reads can also see the Chang'e fairy maiden, is really in the book has Yan Ruyu?” “咯咯,你那同事真有意思,看书还能看出个嫦娥仙子,果然是书中自有颜如玉吗？” „Hey, I do not need to read have your this Yan Ruyu, oh. Your this small show hoof too wave, father one group of fires, no **, we have hurried in the rented room an artillery......” “嘿嘿,我不用看书就有你这个颜如玉,哎呀。你这小骚蹄子太浪了,老子心里一团火,别**了,咱们赶紧去出租屋里来一炮……” „Unprincipled person, this eight points come the clock you to do......” “坏人,这才八点来钟你就要搞……” „Who called your ice hot twofold day such **?” “谁叫你的冰火两重天这么**啊？” When the boyfriend smiles obscenely again and again, the ultra-large screen that the lover square is hanging propagandized the television suddenly changed the picture, these bad and long advertisements turned into the news emergency broadcast unexpectedly! 就在男朋友淫笑连连的时候,情侣广场所悬挂的超大屏幕宣传电视忽然间变了画面,那些又臭又长的广告竟然变成了新闻插播！ „Fellow Hong Kong ga handsome young man pretty girls, hello everyone...... Tonight has an especially big news to disclose. Is baa the especially big news? Thinks that everybody will certainly be interested, what holiday now the evening is? Right, is the Mid-Autumn Festival, spoke of Mid-Autumn Festival, what will friend think of? Moon cake, Moon Rabbit. Members, well, what has leaked? Right, has leaked the Chang'e fairy maiden, in the legend on the Mid-Autumn Festival time, the Chang'e fairy maiden under will arrive at the world of mortals...... Until now, we know, this legend real!” “各位香港噶靓仔靓女,大家晚上好……今晚有个特大消息要爆料一下。系咩特大消息呢？想必大家一定会感兴趣的,今晚上是什么节日呢？没错,就是中秋佳节,说到中秋节,诸位朋友会想到什么？月饼,月兔。团员,咦,是不是漏了点什么？对,就是漏了嫦娥仙子,传说中每逢中秋佳节的时候,嫦娥仙子就会下到凡间……时至今日,我们才知道,这个传说是真的！” On the large screen presented one to wear the charming director of western-style clothes, entered the stage, he said in an expression of enticement: 大屏幕上出现了一个身穿西服的帅气主持人,一出场,他就以一种诱惑的语气说道: „Right, the legend is indeed real...... The Chang'e fairy maiden also truly exists in this world...... Perhaps, some people do not believe that thinks this radically in deceiving the viewing ratio, but when you see the following news, certainly will not suspect.” “没错,传说的确是真实的……嫦娥仙子也的的确确存在于这个世界上……或许,有人不相信,认为这根本就是在骗收视率,但当你们看到下面的新闻的时候,就一定不会有所怀疑了。” The directors waved, on the large screen transformed the image immediately, presented a picture, this picture is the ultra high-definition camera shoots, the picture quality is extremely good, but in the picture is tonight in Mid-Autumn Festival that in some clubhouse is held. 主持人挥了挥手,大屏幕上立刻就变换了图像,出现了一张图片,这张图片是超高清相机拍下来的,画质极好,而画面上则是今晚在某个会馆里举行的中秋活动。 But what is mysterious, the leading character on this picture, is one spreads out the woman of magnificent pure white wing![ 但神奇的是,这张图片上的主人公,是一个伸展开华丽洁白羽翼的女人！[ „!” “哇！” This picture appears in the large screen, solely was not only the boyfriend has called out in alarm one, the other men of lover square have opened the mouth, gathered the vision on the large screen silly, flickered looks that seemed shocked to shiver including the soul! 这张照片一出现在大屏幕,不单单只是男朋友惊呼了一声,就连情侣广场的其他男人也都张大了嘴巴,傻乎乎地将目光聚集在大屏幕上,一瞬不瞬地看着,似乎连灵魂都被震撼得颤抖起来！ In picture...... 照片里的…… Radically possibly is not the person! 根本就不可能是人！ The woman of world, is absolutely impossible to be long so perfectly, that certainly generation of grace and talents and heroic bearing, only then the space may appear! 人类世界的女人,绝对不可能长得如此的完美,那绝代的风华和英姿,只有天上才可能会出现！ Really beautiful, the moonlight, white hair, the blue pupil, the red blanket, the azure pigtail and picture as if changed into the eternal classics, is much more beautiful, is beautiful the entire mind to downcast, is hard to extricate oneself. 真的很美,月光、白发、蓝眸、红毯、青辫、画面似乎都化为了永恒的经典,美得令人窒息,美得令人整个心神都陷落进去,难以自拔。 „Good attractive......” “好漂亮……” Solely is not only the man, many women in lover square also dull look in the picture „the Chang'e fairy maiden”, in the eye filled has shocked and envied, they know to the present, originally the woman can this degree, almost let see that beautifully her person has forgotten the breath! 不单单只是男人,就连情侣广场上的许多女人也都呆呆地看着画面里的“嫦娥仙子”,眼睛里充满了震撼与羡慕,她们到现在才知晓,原来女人可以美丽到这种程度,几乎让见到她的人都忘记了呼吸！ On the large screen has transformed more pictures, completely is Li Jiayu when the picture that the red carpet was made, since she arrives to her unconscious, all one does not fall! 紧接着,大屏幕上又转换过更多的图片,全部都是李佳玉在红地毯时被拍下来的照片,从她降临一直到她昏迷,全部都一张不落！ The voice of director has made a sound once more: 主持人的声音再次响了起来: „If also some people suspected that this is the false chart that the beautiful chart tool makes, please look at the following video......”, “如果还有人怀疑这是美图工具所弄出来的假图,那么,就请看下面的这段视频吧……”、 The voice falls, the large screen put a video, this video was also Li Jiayu in the clubhouse by the photographer patting, Li Jiayu in video obviously attractive, the expression was vivid, in the nimble and resourceful pure pupil filled has been astonished however and desperate, as if saw any fearful matter, actually stirred up the audiences also with the heart movement, why anxious in worried in the Chang'e fairy maiden in abundance, because of why reason, but the whole body belt blood, fought armor breakage...... 话音一落,大屏幕就放起了一段视频,这段视频也是李佳玉在会馆时被摄影师给拍下来的,视频里的李佳玉更显漂亮,表情生动鲜明,灵动纯净的眸子里充满了讶然和绝望,似乎见到了什么可怕的事,却又惹得观众们也跟着心动起来,纷纷揪心于嫦娥仙子在为什么而烦恼,又因为什么原因而浑身带血,战甲破损…… In big lover square, lover little said that also 1,000-2,000 pairs, in short 34 minutes, they like were the petrified technique, gained ground silly, to reading news in the large screen, they have recovered, boyfriend girlfriend look at each other in dismay, suddenly does not know that should say anything were good. 诺大的情侣广场上,情侣少说也有一两千对,在短短的34分钟里,他们都像是中了石化术一样,傻乎乎地抬起头,一直到看完了大屏幕里的新闻,他们才回过神来,男朋友女朋友面面相觑,一时间都不知道该说些什么才好。 „That is really the Chang'e fairy maiden......” “那真的是才嫦娥仙子……” „Yes...... Originally legend really......” “是啊……原来传说是真的……” Among the lovers is the mind surges, but also immersed in being astonished however and shocking, the especially thoses boyfriend, be ready to fight wanted to come on several artillery when the tonight's Mid-Autumn Festival with the girlfriend well, but saw Li Jiayu now, they could not be interested really again, only thought that girlfriend charm dropped a big truncation...... 情侣间都是心神激荡,还沉浸在刚才的讶然和惊艳中,尤其是那些男朋友,本来一个个都摩拳擦掌地想要在今晚中秋节之际好好地跟女友来上几炮,可现在见到了李佳玉,他们果真再也提不起兴趣了,只觉得身边的女朋友魅力下降了一大截…… Meanwhile 与此同时 The major media of Hong Kong, by are the television program or the reception channel also or are the networks, crazily is retransmitting the Li Jiayu's video and picture, is indulging in unbridled propaganda the arrival of Chang'e fairy maiden! 香港的各大媒体,论是电视节目还是收音频道亦或者是网络,都在疯狂地转播着李佳玉的视频和图片,大肆宣扬着嫦娥仙子的到来！ „Station manager...... The Chang'e fairy maiden was a paradise people, status was extremely special, we leaked her secret, did not have the issue, if were held responsible......” staff uneasy say|way. “台长……嫦娥仙子是仙界中人,身份太过特殊了,我们将她的秘密泄露出去,真的没问题吗,万一被追究责任……”工作人员忐忑不安道。 „All right, Chang'e fairy maiden without tricks appears before that many people, even if the media reporter wants to conceal the truth unable to conceal the truth, do not forget, then auction or the live broadcast, the audience had several thousand, in addition these waited for in the audience of television, feared that was over 10,000 people, 10,000 opened mouth, had no way to stop up...... Since has no way to stop up, might as well first reported that you also saw, weren't other television stations reporting similarly?” “没事,嫦娥仙子光明正大地出现在那么多人面前,就算媒体记者想瞒也瞒不住,你可别忘了,当时的拍卖会还是现场直播的,现场观众就有好几千,加上那些守候在电视的观众,怕是超过10000人,10000张嘴,根本就没法堵住的……既然没法堵住,还不如第一时间报道出去,你也看到了,其他的电视台不也同样在争相报导么？” „...... That said right, but on the Chang'e fairy maiden has inconceivable Strength and magic, has subverted the existing scientific view, if the common people knew her existence, will be definitely crazy, especially thoses scientist......” “呃……话是这么说没错,可是嫦娥仙子身上有着不可思议的力量和魔法,颠覆了现有的科学观,如果世人知道了她的存在,肯定会疯狂的,尤其是那些科学家……” Top of the head bare station manager has drunk tea, shows a faint smile saying: „You were worrying that she will be seized the research? Really has groundless fears, but the Chang'e fairy maiden will deity, possibly at will be organized how by humanity? Let alone she in the mind of world Chinese is sacred existence, the status is extremely higher, which person also there is to dare to be face to face disadvantageous to her, must dare to move her , the world ten hundreds of millions Chinese can give the rolling the cherish evil thought person lethal.”[ 头顶光秃秃的台长喝了一口茶,微微一笑道:“你在担心她会被捉起来研究？真是杞人忧天,嫦娥仙子可是神仙,怎么可能会被人类随意摆布？更何况她在全世界华人的心目中都是神圣的存在,地位极高,又有哪个人敢当面对她不利,真要敢动她,全世界十几亿华人都能将心怀歹意的人给辗压致死。”[ The staff are afraid to say a word: „Wú...... But the alien in movie will be seized to slice......” 工作人员吞吞吐吐道:“唔……可是电影里的外星人都会被捉来切片啊……” „Did you watch the movie to look silly? Must have the alien to visit , the state institution kills does not dare to touch an alien fine body hair randomly, you, were too weak, later few anticipation movies......” “你看电影看傻了吧？真要有外星人光临,国家机构打死也不敢乱碰外星人一根寒毛,你啊,实在太幼稚了,以后少看点电影吧……” „Station manager, when that movie is not just you are young a director......” “台长,那种电影不正是你年轻时导演的吗……” „......” “……” The stir that the television station and reception channel cause is not most intense, most intense should be the network of Hong Kong! 电视台、收音频道所引起的轰动并不算最强烈的,最为强烈的应该属香港的网络！ That looked like explodes simply was the same, the Internet of entire Hong Kong crazily was reprinting all with the Li Jiayu related video and picture, the major portals even also immediately in the Li Jiayu's picture and video pasted in the home page headline! 那简直就像是爆炸了一样,整个香港的互联网都疯狂地转载着所有跟李佳玉相关的视频和图片,各大门户网站甚至还在第一时间里就把李佳玉的图片和视频贴在了首页头条上！ Each mounts the person in website, can see the Chang'e fairy maiden the image, after they see, an exception astonished infatuated will recover for a long time. 每一个登上网站的人,都能看到嫦娥仙子的影像,而当他们看到后,一例外都会惊愕痴迷好久才回过神来。 Many Internet users in Hong Kong are disinclined to surf the web, to speculate in the stock market and look that the movie, plays electrically operated, directly frantically is participating in the discussion in the website, even crazily is still issuing own opinion and hope in the major chatrooms! 紧接着,香港的许多网民都懒得玩网游、炒股、看电影、玩电动,直接就在网站里狂热地参与着讨论,甚至还在各大聊天室里疯狂地发布着自己的见解和期盼！