AS :: Volume #6

#501: Master Roshi pervert

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, , spn „Quanzhen Church? Is the Immortality Cultivation school?” Li Jiayu spoke thoughtlessly to ask, did not care regarding that named Yin Zhiping Daoist Priest, because this Daoist Priest Strength was not formidable, the qigong was sloppy, could not compare Lu Feiyang, permitted its quantity is also Second Level Low Order, this trash strength has not applied. 【 Wwm spn“全真教？是修仙的门派么？”李佳玉随口问道,对于那个名叫尹志平的道士并不怎么在意,因为这道士的力量并不强大,气功稀松平常,连路飞扬都比不上,允其量也就是个二级低阶罢了,这种垃圾实力还真派不上什么用场。【wwm | My &\; | 】 |我&\;|】 „Returns to the miss, Quanzhen Church is not the Immortality Cultivation school, but practices martial art the place of cultivating the mind, but our founder Wang Chongyang actually as if initially peeps the immortal access......” Yin Zhiping to bend the waist to cup one hand in the other across the chest to say respectfully that eye still spun on the Li Jiayu face, once for a while has swept from the Li Jiayu front, hot. “回姑娘,全真教并非修仙门派,而是习武修心之地,但我们祖师王重阳却似乎初窥仙人门径……”尹志平恭恭敬敬地弯腰拱手道,那双眼睛仍旧在李佳玉脸上打转,时不时地又从李佳玉胸前扫过,火辣至极。 „Practices martial art? Such, are you Wuxia? Was that too also useless?” Li Jiayu is quite disappointed, it seems like Yin Zhiping was trash, if he were the Xianxia World mixed fish, uncertain will have in the future also the opportunity of rising, but he clearly was the pad ballast in Wuxia world, how even if to toss about will again not have any great achievement, yeah, made him waste a Sun Weiwei summon quota in vain. “习武的？这么,你是武侠喽？那也太没用了吧？”李佳玉颇为失望,看来尹志平是个废柴了,如果他是仙侠世界的杂鱼,不定日后还有崛起的机会,但他分明是武侠世界里的垫底货,就算再怎么折腾也不会有什么大的作为,哎,白白让他浪费了孙薇薇一个召唤名额。 „Returns to the miss...... Zhiping knows the strength to be mean, but filled with performs the bosom warm-blooded, if Mistress Weiwei meets any bad risk, Zhiping from, when protects strongly, even if throws the head to sprinkle warm-blooded also ten thousand dead Mo Ci!” Yin Zhiping forceful tunnel, but also somewhat spiritual cultivation Martial Artist character.[ “回姑娘……志平自知实力低微,但满腔尽怀热血,若是薇薇主人遇到什么凶险,志平自当竭力保护,即便抛头颅洒热血也万死莫辞！”尹志平铿锵有力地道,还真有点修道武者的风骨。[ Just...... This named Yin Zhiping Daoist Priest was roaring at heart: 只不过……这个名叫尹志平的道士心里却在吼叫着: „Outstandingly beautiful! Seriously was only on Yingtian some outstandingly beautiful...... I think the dragon female who the ancient grave sends was the world is outstandingly beautiful...... But Dragon Woman master comparison with a Mistress Weiwei, is Yun Rang leaves simply...... beautiful, was too beautiful, can see one side her, my Yin Zhiping this lives fully......” “绝色！当真是只应天上有的绝色……我本来以为古墓派的龙女就是人间绝色了……但龙女跟薇薇主人的师傅一比较,简直是云壤之别……美,实在太美了,能见到她一面,我尹志平此生足矣……” This Yin Zhiping, clearly is in Return of the Condor Heroes confuses deceitfully Dragon Woman smelly Daoist Priest, a super big tragedy, on outwardly is tall, rich, and handsome, its regulations are the pitiful creature who a pain compels unable painstakingly to compel again, but this pitiful creature actually also loose. Pours this not to live in vain. 这个尹志平,分明就是神雕侠侣里面迷奸过龙女的臭道士,一个超级大悲剧,明面上是个高富帅,其实则是个苦逼得不能再苦逼的可怜虫,不过这条可怜虫却也风流了一回。倒也不枉此生。 However, by Yin Zhiping that Sun Weiwei summoned, was actually Yin Zhiping that elegant was not successful, has not spoiled the dragon female, moreover this time Yin Zhiping martial arts was average, rotten awfully, second-class could not stand in line in Jiang Hu continually. 然而,被孙薇薇召唤出来的尹志平,却是郁郁不得志的尹志平,还未曾将龙女糟蹋,而且此时的尹志平武功平平,烂的要命,在江湖中连二流都排不上。 „Thanks, Yin Zhiping......” Sun Weiwei expressed gratitude repeatedly. Obviously she also very liked Yin Zhiping this Daoist Priest in these days being together, his conversation was refined, quite gentle careful, mixed very ripe with Sun Weiwei. “谢谢,尹志平……”孙薇薇连声道谢。显然她在这几天的相处里面也挺喜欢尹志平这个道士的,他言谈斯文,又颇为温柔细心,跟孙薇薇混得挺熟的。 Soon. Sun Weiwei also sent back Yin Zhiping, Yin Zhiping returns to his Daoist Priest view, foolishly is recalling the Li Jiayu's voice and face smiling face, stayed went crazy for a long time puts out the words paper inkstone, Li Jiayu's form picture on paper, although picture was very rotten, actually can also solve his pain of yearning. 不多久。孙薇薇就将尹志平也送了回去,尹志平一回到他的道士观里面,就痴傻地回忆着李佳玉的音容笑貌,呆坐了好长时间才发疯地拿出笔墨纸砚,将李佳玉的身影画在纸上,虽然画的很烂,却也能解他相思之苦。 In Yin Zhiping at heart, Dragon Woman no longer is his meaning of life, but his path also deviated the original direction. Even if Zhao Zhi respects to be cloudy he, he completely does not pay attention, not greater part of the night exits to stroll blindly, damaged Dragon Woman to be pure neatly...... 在尹志平心里,龙女已经不再是他生命的意义了,而他的道路也已经偏离了本来的方向。哪怕赵志敬来阴他,他也全然不理会,更不会大半夜的就出去瞎逛,端端地祸害龙女清白了…… „Weiwei, that named Yin Zhiping Daoist Priest...... The surface looks like refined, but I thought that he is not the good thing, you best little to summon him to wonderfully. Otherwise which day he has been possible to rude awakening your pit, human form Summon Beast is not sometimes trustworthy, because their IQ is too high, often cannot compare low IQ Summon Beast to come loyally......” the Li Jiayu urging saying that he is the evil faction character, looks very much accurate to the psychological gloomy person, Yin Zhiping gives his feeling is a cloudy and cold poisonous snake. Motionless already, a kinetic energy kills by poison the person while still alive. “薇薇,那个名叫尹志平的道士……表面看起来斯斯文文,但我觉得他不是什么好东西,你最好少召唤他为妙。否则哪天他把你坑了可就后悔莫及了,有时候,人形召唤兽并不值得信任,因为他们智商太高,往往比不上低智商的召唤兽来得忠诚……”李佳玉叮嘱道,他本来就是邪派人物,对心理阴暗之人看得很准,尹志平给他的感觉就是一条阴冷的毒蛇。不动则已,一动能把人活活毒死。 „Un...... Since master such...... I little summoned him well......” “嗯……既然师傅这么……我就少召唤他好了……” Sun Weiwei selects nod, she is always obedient, Li Jiayu will discuss with her anything words she will care, only cared about Li Jiayu because of her, pitiful Yin Zhiping. Also myriad anticipations are thinking was summoned this world to see the Li Jiayu elegant demeanor again, perhaps but within, he will not have the opportunity in the near future...... 孙薇薇点点头,她向来都是很听话的,李佳玉论跟她什么话她都会放在心上,只因她太在意李佳玉了,可怜的尹志平。还万千期待地想着再次被召唤来这个世界一睹李佳玉风采,但近期之内,他恐怕是没机会了…… „Master...... I have Summon Beast...... Does not know that should show......” Sun Weiwei to lower the head you suddenly very much embarrassed, is holding appreciatively the lower hem corner, as if very tense appearance. “师傅……我还有一个召唤兽……只是,不知道该不该给你看看……”孙薇薇忽然间很不好意思地低下头,把玩着衣角,似乎很紧张的样子。 „Un? Embarrassed what has? Although takes to make me have a look.” Li Jiayu smiled, but how some curious Sun Weiwei have done at heart also strange Summon Beast. “嗯？有什么不好意思的？尽管拿出来让我看看吧。”李佳玉笑了笑,不过心里也有些好奇孙薇薇到底搞了个怎样的稀奇古怪召唤兽。 „Yes...... Is a bad old man......” “是……是个糟老头……” „Old man?” “老头？” „Un...... A little lascivious old man...... I do not know that he is any rank...... Only knows that he consumes my Spiritual Force specially, most can only support his one minute......” “嗯……还是个有点好色的老头……我也不知道他是什么等级……只知道他特别消耗我精神力,最多只能支持他一分钟而已……” Sun Weiwei takes out Insect Crystal, fuses in it oneself body slowly, supplemented Spiritual Force that consumed a moment ago, when she restored similarly, somewhat awkwardly said to Li Jiayu: 孙薇薇取出一颗虫晶,缓缓地将其融合进自己身体里,补充刚才消耗的精神力,等她恢复得差不多了,才有些为难地对李佳玉道: „Master...... That old man very perverted...... Comes out to take off my clothes, but also flows the nosebleed my chest to be very big, wants to drink milk anything, frightens me hastily to summon Greymon to pat him flies...... Afterward I do not dare to summon him again, feared that he came out to harass me again...... Now while the master you in the side, I dares to confirm one time again......” “师傅……那个老头很变态的……一出来就想要脱我的衣服,还流着鼻血我胸部很大,想要喝奶什么的,吓得我连忙召唤暴龙兽将他拍飞……后来我就没敢再召唤他,怕他再出来骚扰我……现在趁着师傅你在身边,我才敢再确认一次……” „All right, has me, that old man should unable to injure you.” Li Jiayu knit the brows, feels secretly strange, Sun Weiwei Summon Beast what ghost thing, does in chaos, really have the lascivious old man of specially dreadful master? “没事,有我在,那个老头应该伤不了你。”李佳玉皱了皱眉,暗暗感到古怪之极,孙薇薇的召唤兽都什么鬼东西啊,乱七八糟的,竟然还有个专门猥琐主人的好色老头？ Sun Weiwei of quick, tranquil mind again recited the sound incantation, but the time of this reading was particularly long, the magic power energy that the Sun Weiwei whole body sent out was also getting stronger and stronger, swayed curtain bedspread anything whistling makes noise, local paper scraps danced in the air everywhere.[ 很快,宁静心神的孙薇薇就再次念响咒语,不过这次念的时间特别长,孙薇薇周身所散发出来的魔力能量也愈来愈浓厚,吹拂得帘床罩什么的都呼呼作响,市内的纸屑更是到处飞舞。[ „The partner of different space and time, I am Junior Summoner Sun Weiwei, please entrust with me Strength, but specifically the visualization, comes out, Master Roshi!” “异时空的伙伴,我是初级召唤师孙薇薇,请你赋予我力量,具体而显形,出来吧,龟仙人！” Bang, the white smoke fills the air, indoor were many an old sea turtle, on the sea turtle is standing impressively a reputation Dai Mojing's bad old man, this old man passes from top to bottom is sending a dreadful aura, is bald, the chin place is having bunch of white beard, wears the beach short shirt, grasps the walking stick, the back carries a giant tortoise shell. 嘭的一声,白烟弥漫,室内就多了一只苍老的海龟,海龟上赫然站着一名头戴墨镜的糟老头,这个老头浑身上下透发着一股猥琐的气息,又是个光头,下巴处留着一簇白胡子,身穿海滩短衬衫,手持拐杖,背后更是背着一只巨大的龟壳。 „Oh! Good attractive miss......” “哇啊啊！好漂亮的姑娘啊……” This dreadful old man also somewhat at a loss looked in all directions at first, but after he sees clearly Li Jiayu, immediately publicizes the mouth fierce expiration, in the nose has also flowed out two bright red nosebleeds, infatuated appearance that drooling with envy, but also bends the waist extends make a move dreadfully, wants to pinch the Li Jiayu's face. 这个猥琐的老头起先还有些茫然四顾,但他一看清楚李佳玉后,立刻就张大了嘴巴猛呼气,鼻子里还流出了两道鲜红的鼻血,一副垂涎三尺的痴迷模样,还弯着腰猥琐地伸出手,想要捏捏李佳玉的脸。 Sees this old man such perverted, Li Jiayu is very uncomfortable since the moral nature , a palm of the hand has flung, loudly shouted to clear the way: 看到这老头这么变态,李佳玉打从心底里就很不舒服,一巴掌就甩了过去,大喝道: „Stinky old man, dies to me!” “臭老头,给我死开！” Li Jiayu's palm of the hand strength situation sinks, if were hit, possibly was patted to fly including Second Level Middle Order Inheritor, but that looks like thin bad old man actually bright light dodges, easily dodged figure like Drunken Fist, has evaded the Li Jiayu's palm of the hand ingeniously, when Li Jiayu has not responded stretched out pervert, has pinched in the Li Jiayu front! 李佳玉的巴掌力大势沉,如若被打中,连二级中阶的传承者都可能被拍飞出去,但那个看起来骨瘦如柴的糟老头却精光一闪,就像醉拳一样轻而易举地就闪了个身形,巧妙地躲过了李佳玉的巴掌,并且在李佳玉还没反应过来的时候伸出了咸猪手,在李佳玉胸前捏了一记！ „Ah? Your chest? Is impossible...... Won't your super big beautiful woman have like this chest? This is unscientific! The beautiful women do not have big secret? Am I having a dream?” “啊呀？你的胸呢？不可能啊……你这样的超级大美女怎么会没有胸部？这不科学啊！美女不都是有大秘密的吗？难道我在做梦？” The Master Roshi whole face delay, the palm still also pinched has pinched, but that smooth touch told him, the Li Jiayu front absolutely did not have any soft and smooth and plentiful, some merely were slightly the vigorous and healthy chest...... 龟仙人满脸呆滞,手掌兀自还捏了又捏,但那平滑的触感却告诉他,李佳玉胸前根本就没有任何的柔腻与丰满,有的仅仅是稍微健壮的胸膛…… „Stinky old man! You also touch including the chest of man, died to me!” “臭老头！连男人的胸你也摸,给我死去！” Violent anger Li Jiayu raises legs to sweep high on old man's head, the old man who falls into the delay condition displays abnormally, where kept off this leg? Immediately was swept to fly, falls maliciously on the wall, is painful he to cover the head to cry out strangely, in the mouth was shouting still „was too fearful, the super big beautiful woman does not have chest unexpectedly”, the expression of that collapse, like resulting in spiritual got sick. 暴怒的李佳玉一个高抬腿就扫在老头的脑袋上,陷入呆滞状态的老头发挥失常,哪里挡得了这一腿？当即就被扫飞出去,狠狠地摔在墙上,痛得他捂着脑袋哇哇怪叫,嘴里面却仍然喊着“太可怕了,超级大美女居然没有胸部”,那种崩溃的表情,就像得了精神病一样。 „Chest!” Li Jiayu was mad really happily, how often always some people crack a joke with his sex, takes his chest to crack a joke, he was disinclined to argue, but has been traced the chest by the old man today unexpectedly, this was thorough the point to explode his mood. “胸部个屁啊！”李佳玉真被气乐了,怎么每每总是有人拿他的性别来开玩笑,更拿他的胸来开玩笑,本来他懒得去争辩的,但今天竟然被个老头摸了胸,这就彻底点爆了他的情绪。 Li Jiayu has taken off the button rapidly, then has untied the coat, pulls up the personal clothing, in vision that Master Roshi collapses, reveals his smooth chest, clenches jaws saying: 李佳玉飞速地脱掉了纽扣,而后解开了上衣,又把贴身的衣物撩起来,在龟仙人崩溃的目光中,露出他平滑的胸膛,咬牙切齿道: „Sees clearly! This is the chest, is not the chest! I male! It is not the super beautiful woman!” “看清楚！这是胸膛,不是什么胸部！我是男的！不是什么超级美女！” Li Jiayu's words, simply like liking a sudden thunderclap general bombardment in the Master Roshi mind, making his brain wēng wēng make noise, dizzy, the eye almost must stare like the reed, the whole body rustle trembled, unbelievable shakes the head like End of the World, painful say|way: 李佳玉的话,简直就像五雷轰顶一般轰击在龟仙人脑海里,令他的大脑嗡嗡作响,天旋地转,眼睛都像簧一样差点就要瞪出来,浑身簌簌发抖,就像世界末日一样难以置信地摇着头,痛苦的道: „Is impossible...... Top beautiful woman like you...... Not possibly male...... Not possibly male...... I dislike the man...... Hum hum......” “不可能啊……像你这样顶级美女……不可能是男的……不可能是男的……我讨厌男人……呜呜呜呜……” Ends, lascivious such as Master Roshi of life knelt down, the thump pain, tearss well up, sobs to make noise...... 完,好色如命的龟仙人已经跪倒下来,捶地痛苦,泪如泉涌,哽咽出声…… „Cries! I am male also does not have the nickel to relate with you!” Sees Master Roshi to cry this, Li Jiayu somewhat does not know whether to laugh or cry. “哭个屁啊！我是男的跟你又没有半毛钱关系！”看到龟仙人哭成这样子,李佳玉也有些啼笑皆非。 „Has, my goddess dream was disillusioned...... After you let me, how to go on living...... I might as well jump from an upper story the suicide to consider as finished......” “就是有,我的女神梦破灭了……你让我以后还怎么活下去……我不如跳楼自杀算了……” Ends, Master Roshi snatches by, wants to pound a pulp the head painfully, but his bald is much harder, not only does not pound rottenly, instead also gives to smash a hole the thick ground, the entire villa coconut palm coconut palm makes noise. 完,龟仙人以头抢地,痛苦地想要把脑袋砸个稀巴烂,但他的秃头坚硬得可怕,非但砸不烂,反而把厚实的地面也给砸出个洞来,整栋别墅都梆梆作响。 This old man, obviously is the super master of individual technique department. 这个老头,明显是个体术系的超级高手。 Li Jiayu realizes keenly that he is not a simple character, is not only fiercer than Bumblebee, Garurumon and Greymon, even also possibly is the Third Level big master, otherwise, he does not sneak attack the Li Jiayu's chest absolutely possibly with ease...... What a pity, this old man is nature exerts make a move, finally is actually nurses hatred to receive the hand......[ 李佳玉敏锐地察觉到,他不是个简单人物,不但比大黄蜂、加鲁鲁兽、暴龙兽厉害,甚至还可能是三级的大高手,否则,他也绝对不可能轻松地偷袭到李佳玉的胸膛……可惜,这个老头是性奋出手,最后却是含恨收手……[ Li Jiayu and Sun Weiwei are wanting to make deep step stopping over with Master Roshi, what is, Sun Weiwei Spiritual Force seemed to be insufficient, has no way to insist that Master Roshi appeared less than 40 seconds Bang same place to vanish, returned to his original world...... 李佳玉、孙薇薇正想要跟龟仙人做深一步的勾留,但奈的是,孙薇薇似乎精神力不足了,没法坚持下来,龟仙人才出现不到40秒钟就砰地一声原地消失,返回了他本来的世界……
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