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,spn„Quanzhen Church? Is the Immortality Cultivationschool?”Li Jiayuspoke thoughtlesslyto ask, did not careregardingthatnamedYin ZhipingDaoist Priest, becausethisDaoist PriestStrengthwas not formidable, the qigongwas sloppy, could not compareLu Feiyang, permitteditsquantity is also Second LevelLow Order, thistrashstrengthhas not applied. 【 Wwm
spn“全真教?是修仙的门派么?”李佳玉随口问道,对于那个名叫尹志平的道士并不怎么在意,因为这道士的力量并不强大,气功稀松平常,连路飞扬都比不上,允其量也就是个二级低阶罢了,这种垃圾实力还真派不上什么用场。【wwm|My&\;| 】
|我&\;|】„Returns to the miss, Quanzhen Churchis not the Immortality Cultivationschool, butpractices martial art the place of cultivating the mind, butourfounderWang Chongyangactuallyas ifinitiallypeeps the immortalaccess......”Yin Zhipingto bend the waistto cup one hand in the other across the chestto sayrespectfully that eyestillspunon the Li Jiayuface, once for a whilehas sweptfrom the Li Jiayufront, hot.
“回姑娘,全真教并非修仙门派,而是习武修心之地,但我们祖师王重阳却似乎初窥仙人门径……”尹志平恭恭敬敬地弯腰拱手道,那双眼睛仍旧在李佳玉脸上打转,时不时地又从李佳玉胸前扫过,火辣至极。„Practices martial art? Such, are youWuxia? Was thattooalso useless?”Li Jiayuis quite disappointed, it seems likeYin Zhipingwastrash, ifhewere the Xianxia Worldmixedfish, uncertainwill have in the future also the opportunity of rising, butheclearlywas the padballast in Wuxiaworld, howeven ifto toss about will again not have any greatachievement, yeah, madehimwaste a Sun Weiweisummonquotain vain.
“习武的?这么,你是武侠喽?那也太没用了吧?”李佳玉颇为失望,看来尹志平是个废柴了,如果他是仙侠世界的杂鱼,不定日后还有崛起的机会,但他分明是武侠世界里的垫底货,就算再怎么折腾也不会有什么大的作为,哎,白白让他浪费了孙薇薇一个召唤名额。„Returns to the miss...... Zhipingknows the strengthto be mean, butfilled withperforms the bosomwarm-blooded, ifMistress Weiweimeetsanybad risk, Zhipingfrom, whenprotectsstrongly, even ifthrows the headto sprinklewarm-bloodedalsoten thousanddeadMoCi!”Yin Zhipingforcefultunnel, but alsosomewhatspiritual cultivationMartial Artistcharacter.[
“回姑娘……志平自知实力低微,但满腔尽怀热血,若是薇薇主人遇到什么凶险,志平自当竭力保护,即便抛头颅洒热血也万死莫辞!”尹志平铿锵有力地道,还真有点修道武者的风骨。[Just...... ThisnamedYin ZhipingDaoist Priestwas roaringat heart:
只不过……这个名叫尹志平的道士心里却在吼叫着:„Outstandingly beautiful! SeriouslywasonlyonYingtiansomeoutstandingly beautiful...... Ithink the dragonfemale who the ancient gravesendswas the worldis outstandingly beautiful...... ButDragonWomanmastercomparisonwith a Mistress Weiwei, isYunRangleavessimply...... beautiful, was too beautiful, canseeone sideher, myYin Zhipingthislivesfully......”
“绝色!当真是只应天上有的绝色……我本来以为古墓派的龙女就是人间绝色了……但龙女跟薇薇主人的师傅一比较,简直是云壤之别……美,实在太美了,能见到她一面,我尹志平此生足矣……”ThisYin Zhiping, clearlyisinReturn of the Condor HeroesconfusesdeceitfullyDragonWomansmellyDaoist Priest, a superbigtragedy, onoutwardlyistall, rich, and handsome, itsregulationsare the pitiful creature who a paincompels unable painstakinglyto compelagain, butthispitiful creatureactuallyalsoloose. Poursthisnot to livein vain.
这个尹志平,分明就是神雕侠侣里面迷奸过龙女的臭道士,一个超级大悲剧,明面上是个高富帅,其实则是个苦逼得不能再苦逼的可怜虫,不过这条可怜虫却也风流了一回。倒也不枉此生。However, byYin Zhiping that Sun Weiweisummoned, was actually Yin Zhiping that elegantwas not successful, has not spoiled the dragonfemale, moreoverthis timeYin Zhipingmartial artswas average, rottenawfully, second-classcould not stand in lineinJiang Hucontinually.
然而,被孙薇薇召唤出来的尹志平,却是郁郁不得志的尹志平,还未曾将龙女糟蹋,而且此时的尹志平武功平平,烂的要命,在江湖中连二流都排不上。„Thanks, Yin Zhiping......”Sun Weiweiexpressed gratituderepeatedly. ObviouslyshealsoverylikedYin ZhipingthisDaoist Priestinthese daysbeing together, hisconversationwas refined, quitegentlecareful, mixedveryripewithSun Weiwei.
“谢谢,尹志平……”孙薇薇连声道谢。显然她在这几天的相处里面也挺喜欢尹志平这个道士的,他言谈斯文,又颇为温柔细心,跟孙薇薇混得挺熟的。Soon. Sun Weiweialsosent backYin Zhiping, Yin Zhipingreturns to hisDaoist Priestview, foolishlyis recalling the Li Jiayu'svoice and facesmiling face, stayedwent crazyfor a long timeputs out the wordspaperinkstone, Li Jiayu'sformpictureonpaper, althoughpicturewas very rotten, actually can also solvehispain of yearning.
不多久。孙薇薇就将尹志平也送了回去,尹志平一回到他的道士观里面,就痴傻地回忆着李佳玉的音容笑貌,呆坐了好长时间才发疯地拿出笔墨纸砚,将李佳玉的身影画在纸上,虽然画的很烂,却也能解他相思之苦。InYin Zhipingat heart, DragonWomanno longerishismeaning of life, buthispathalsodeviated the originaldirection. Even ifZhaoZhirespectsto be cloudyhe, hecompletelydoes not pay attention, notgreater part of the nightexitsto strollblindly, damagedDragonWomanto be pureneatly......
在尹志平心里,龙女已经不再是他生命的意义了,而他的道路也已经偏离了本来的方向。哪怕赵志敬来阴他,他也全然不理会,更不会大半夜的就出去瞎逛,端端地祸害龙女清白了……„Weiwei, thatnamedYin ZhipingDaoist Priest...... The surfacelooks likerefined, butIthought that heis not the goodthing, youbestlittleto summonhimtowonderfully. Otherwisewhichdayhehas been possibleto rude awakeningyourpit, human formSummon Beastis not sometimes trustworthy, becausetheirIQis too high, oftencannot comparelowIQSummon Beastto comeloyally......” the Li Jiayuurging saying that heis the evilfactioncharacter, looksvery muchaccurateto the psychologicalgloomyperson, Yin Zhipinggiveshisfeelingis a cloudy and coldpoisonous snake. Motionlessalready, a kinetic energykills by poison the personwhile still alive.
“薇薇,那个名叫尹志平的道士……表面看起来斯斯文文,但我觉得他不是什么好东西,你最好少召唤他为妙。否则哪天他把你坑了可就后悔莫及了,有时候,人形召唤兽并不值得信任,因为他们智商太高,往往比不上低智商的召唤兽来得忠诚……”李佳玉叮嘱道,他本来就是邪派人物,对心理阴暗之人看得很准,尹志平给他的感觉就是一条阴冷的毒蛇。不动则已,一动能把人活活毒死。„Un...... Sincemastersuch...... Ilittlesummonedhimwell......”
“嗯……既然师傅这么……我就少召唤他好了……”Sun Weiweiselectsnod, she is always obedient, Li Jiayuwill discusswithheranythingwordsshewill care, onlycared aboutLi Jiayubecause ofher, pitifulYin Zhiping. Alsomyriadanticipationsare thinkingwas summonedthisworldto see the Li Jiayuelegant demeanoragain, perhapsbutwithin, hewill not have the opportunityin the near future......孙薇薇点点头,她向来都是很听话的,李佳玉论跟她什么话她都会放在心上,只因她太在意李佳玉了,可怜的尹志平。还万千期待地想着再次被召唤来这个世界一睹李佳玉风采,但近期之内,他恐怕是没机会了……„Master...... I have Summon Beast...... Does not know that shouldshow......”Sun Weiweito lower the headyousuddenlyvery muchembarrassed, is holding appreciatively the lower hem corner, as ifverytenseappearance.
“师傅……我还有一个召唤兽……只是,不知道该不该给你看看……”孙薇薇忽然间很不好意思地低下头,把玩着衣角,似乎很紧张的样子。„Un? Embarrassedwhathas? Althoughtakesto makemehave a look.”Li Jiayusmiled, but how somecuriousSun Weiweihave done at heart alsostrangeSummon Beast.
“嗯?有什么不好意思的?尽管拿出来让我看看吧。”李佳玉笑了笑,不过心里也有些好奇孙薇薇到底搞了个怎样的稀奇古怪召唤兽。„Yes...... Is a badold man......”
“是……是个糟老头……”„Old man?”
“老头?”„Un...... A littlelasciviousold man...... Ido not know that heisanyrank...... Onlyknows that heconsumesmySpiritual Forcespecially, most can only supporthisoneminute......”
“嗯……还是个有点好色的老头……我也不知道他是什么等级……只知道他特别消耗我精神力,最多只能支持他一分钟而已……”Sun Weiweitakes outInsect Crystal, fusesinitoneselfbodyslowly, supplementedSpiritual Force that consumeda moment ago, whensherestoredsimilarly, somewhatawkwardlysaidtoLi Jiayu:孙薇薇取出一颗虫晶,缓缓地将其融合进自己身体里,补充刚才消耗的精神力,等她恢复得差不多了,才有些为难地对李佳玉道:„Master...... Thatold manveryperverted...... Comes out to take offmyclothes, but alsoflows the nosebleedmychestto be very big, wantsto drinkmilkanything, frightensmehastilyto summonGreymonto pathimflies...... AfterwardIdo not dareto summonhimagain, feared that hecame outto harassmeagain...... Nowwhile the masteryouin the side, Idaresto confirmonetimeagain......”
“师傅……那个老头很变态的……一出来就想要脱我的衣服,还流着鼻血我胸部很大,想要喝奶什么的,吓得我连忙召唤暴龙兽将他拍飞……后来我就没敢再召唤他,怕他再出来骚扰我……现在趁着师傅你在身边,我才敢再确认一次……”„All right, hasme, thatold manshould unable to injureyou.”Li Jiayuknit the brows, feelssecretlystrange, Sun WeiweiSummon Beastwhatghostthing, does in chaos, really have the lasciviousold man of speciallydreadfulmaster?
“没事,有我在,那个老头应该伤不了你。”李佳玉皱了皱眉,暗暗感到古怪之极,孙薇薇的召唤兽都什么鬼东西啊,乱七八糟的,竟然还有个专门猥琐主人的好色老头?Sun Weiwei of quick, tranquilmindagainrecited the soundincantation, but the time of thisreadingwas particularly long, the magic powerenergy that the Sun Weiweiwhole bodysent outwas also getting stronger and stronger, swayedcurtainbedspreadanythingwhistlingmakes noise, localpaper scrapsdanced in the aireverywhere.[
很快,宁静心神的孙薇薇就再次念响咒语,不过这次念的时间特别长,孙薇薇周身所散发出来的魔力能量也愈来愈浓厚,吹拂得帘床罩什么的都呼呼作响,市内的纸屑更是到处飞舞。[„The partner of differentspace and time, IamJuniorSummonerSun Weiwei, pleaseentrust withmeStrength, butspecifically the visualization, comes out, Master Roshi!”
“异时空的伙伴,我是初级召唤师孙薇薇,请你赋予我力量,具体而显形,出来吧,龟仙人!”Bang, the white smokefills the air, indoorwere many an oldsea turtle, on the sea turtleis standingimpressively a reputationDai Mojing'sbadold man, thisold manpassesfrom top to bottomis sending a dreadfulaura, isbald, the chinplaceis havingbunch of whitebeard, wears the beachshortshirt, grasps the walking stick, the backcarries a gianttortoise shell.
嘭的一声,白烟弥漫,室内就多了一只苍老的海龟,海龟上赫然站着一名头戴墨镜的糟老头,这个老头浑身上下透发着一股猥琐的气息,又是个光头,下巴处留着一簇白胡子,身穿海滩短衬衫,手持拐杖,背后更是背着一只巨大的龟壳。„Oh! Goodattractivemiss......”
“哇啊啊!好漂亮的姑娘啊……”Thisdreadfulold manalsosomewhatat a losslooked in all directionsat first, but after hesees clearlyLi Jiayu, immediatelypublicizes the mouthfierceexpiration, in the nosehas also flowed outtwobright rednosebleeds, infatuatedappearance that drooling with envy, but alsobends the waistextendsmake a movedreadfully, wantsto pinch the Li Jiayu'sface.
这个猥琐的老头起先还有些茫然四顾,但他一看清楚李佳玉后,立刻就张大了嘴巴猛呼气,鼻子里还流出了两道鲜红的鼻血,一副垂涎三尺的痴迷模样,还弯着腰猥琐地伸出手,想要捏捏李佳玉的脸。Seesthisold mansuchperverted, Li Jiayu is very uncomfortablesince the moral nature , a palm of the handhas flung, loudlyshouted to clear the way:
看到这老头这么变态,李佳玉打从心底里就很不舒服,一巴掌就甩了过去,大喝道:„Stinky old man, diestome!”
“臭老头,给我死开!”Li Jiayu'spalm of the handstrengthsituationsinks, ifwere hit, possiblywas pattedto flyincludingSecond LevelMiddle OrderInheritor, butthatlooks likethinbadold manactuallybright lightdodges, easilydodgedfigurelikeDrunken Fist, has evaded the Li Jiayu'spalm of the handingeniously, whenLi Jiayuhas not respondedstretched outpervert, has pinchedin the Li Jiayufront!李佳玉的巴掌力大势沉,如若被打中,连二级中阶的传承者都可能被拍飞出去,但那个看起来骨瘦如柴的糟老头却精光一闪,就像醉拳一样轻而易举地就闪了个身形,巧妙地躲过了李佳玉的巴掌,并且在李佳玉还没反应过来的时候伸出了咸猪手,在李佳玉胸前捏了一记!„Ah? Yourchest? Is impossible...... Won't yoursuperbigbeautiful womanhave like this chest? Thisis unscientific! The beautiful womendo not havebigsecret? Am Ihaving a dream?”
“啊呀?你的胸呢?不可能啊……你这样的超级大美女怎么会没有胸部?这不科学啊!美女不都是有大秘密的吗?难道我在做梦?”
The Master Roshiwhole facedelay, the palmstillalsopinchedhas pinched, butthatsmoothtouchtoldhim, the Li Jiayufrontabsolutelydid not haveanysoft and smoothandplentiful, somemerelywereslightly the vigorous and healthychest......龟仙人满脸呆滞,手掌兀自还捏了又捏,但那平滑的触感却告诉他,李佳玉胸前根本就没有任何的柔腻与丰满,有的仅仅是稍微健壮的胸膛……„Stinky old man! Youalsotouchincluding the chest of man, diedtome!”
“臭老头!连男人的胸你也摸,给我死去!”Violent angerLi Jiayuraises legsto sweephighonold man'shead, the old man who falls into the delayconditiondisplaysabnormally, wherekept offthisleg? Immediatelywas sweptto fly, fallsmaliciouslyon the wall, is painfulheto cover the headto cry out strangely, in the mouthwas shouting still„was too fearful, the superbigbeautiful womandoes not havechestunexpectedly”, the expression of thatcollapse, likeresulting inspiritualgot sick.
暴怒的李佳玉一个高抬腿就扫在老头的脑袋上,陷入呆滞状态的老头发挥失常,哪里挡得了这一腿?当即就被扫飞出去,狠狠地摔在墙上,痛得他捂着脑袋哇哇怪叫,嘴里面却仍然喊着“太可怕了,超级大美女居然没有胸部”,那种崩溃的表情,就像得了精神病一样。„Chest!”Li Jiayuwas madreallyhappily, howoftenalwayssomepeoplecrack a jokewithhissex, takeshischestto crack a joke, hewas disinclinedto argue, buthas been traced the chestby the old mantodayunexpectedly, thiswas thorough the pointto explodehismood.
“胸部个屁啊!”李佳玉真被气乐了,怎么每每总是有人拿他的性别来开玩笑,更拿他的胸来开玩笑,本来他懒得去争辩的,但今天竟然被个老头摸了胸,这就彻底点爆了他的情绪。Li Jiayuhas taken off the buttonrapidly, thenhas untied the coat, pulls up the personalclothing, invision that Master Roshicollapses, revealshissmoothchest, clenches jaws saying:李佳玉飞速地脱掉了纽扣,而后解开了上衣,又把贴身的衣物撩起来,在龟仙人崩溃的目光中,露出他平滑的胸膛,咬牙切齿道:„Sees clearly! Thisis the chest, is not the chest! Imale! It is not the superbeautiful woman!”
“看清楚!这是胸膛,不是什么胸部!我是男的!不是什么超级美女!”Li Jiayu'swords, simplylikeliking a sudden thunderclapgeneralbombardmentin the Master Roshimind, makinghisbrainwēng wēngmake noise, dizzy, the eyealmostmuststarelike the reed, the whole bodyrustletrembled, unbelievableshakes the headlikeEnd of the World, painfulsay|way:李佳玉的话,简直就像五雷轰顶一般轰击在龟仙人脑海里,令他的大脑嗡嗡作响,天旋地转,眼睛都像簧一样差点就要瞪出来,浑身簌簌发抖,就像世界末日一样难以置信地摇着头,痛苦的道:„Is impossible...... Topbeautiful womanlikeyou...... Notpossiblymale...... Notpossiblymale...... Idislike the man...... Humhum......”
“不可能啊……像你这样顶级美女……不可能是男的……不可能是男的……我讨厌男人……呜呜呜呜……”Ends, lascivioussuch asMaster Roshi of lifeknelt down, the thumppain, tearss well up, sobsto make noise......
完,好色如命的龟仙人已经跪倒下来,捶地痛苦,泪如泉涌,哽咽出声……„Cries! Iammalealsodoes not have the nickelto relatewithyou!”SeesMaster Roshito crythis, Li Jiayusomewhatdoes not know whether to laugh or cry.
“哭个屁啊!我是男的跟你又没有半毛钱关系!”看到龟仙人哭成这样子,李佳玉也有些啼笑皆非。„Has, mygoddessdreamwas disillusioned...... After youletme, howto go on living...... Imight as welljump from an upper story the suicideto consider as finished......”
“就是有,我的女神梦破灭了……你让我以后还怎么活下去……我不如跳楼自杀算了……”Ends, Master Roshisnatchesby, wantsto pound a pulp the headpainfully, buthisbaldis much harder, not onlydoes not poundrottenly, insteadalsogivesto smash a hole the thickground, the entirevillacoconut palmcoconut palmmakes noise.
完,龟仙人以头抢地,痛苦地想要把脑袋砸个稀巴烂,但他的秃头坚硬得可怕,非但砸不烂,反而把厚实的地面也给砸出个洞来,整栋别墅都梆梆作响。Thisold man, obviouslyis the supermaster of individualtechniquedepartment.
这个老头,明显是个体术系的超级高手。Li Jiayurealizeskeenlythatheis not a simplecharacter, is not only fiercer than Bumblebee, GarurumonandGreymon, evenalsopossiblyis the Third Levelbigmaster, otherwise, hedoes not sneak attack the Li Jiayu'schestabsolutelypossiblywith ease...... What a pity, thisold manisnatureexertsmake a move, finally is actually nurses hatredto receive the hand......[李佳玉敏锐地察觉到,他不是个简单人物,不但比大黄蜂、加鲁鲁兽、暴龙兽厉害,甚至还可能是三级的大高手,否则,他也绝对不可能轻松地偷袭到李佳玉的胸膛……可惜,这个老头是性奋出手,最后却是含恨收手……[Li JiayuandSun Weiweiare wantingto makedeepstepstopping overwithMaster Roshi, what is, Sun WeiweiSpiritual Force seemed to be insufficient, has no wayto insistthatMaster Roshiappeared less than 40secondsBangsame placeto vanish, returned tohisoriginalworld......李佳玉、孙薇薇正想要跟龟仙人做深一步的勾留,但奈的是,孙薇薇似乎精神力不足了,没法坚持下来,龟仙人才出现不到40秒钟就砰地一声原地消失,返回了他本来的世界……
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