„Was so late, how also do some people come?” “这么晚了,怎么还有人来？” „Possibly is the next door drops around, possibly is the people of military headquarters delivers a tonic... Yeah, our two both are very actually healthy, the sincerity has no need for these tonics, exceed making up, instead is easier to put on weight, my this sends them to go back.” “可能是隔壁来串门,也可能是军部的人来送点补品…哎,咱两其实身体都很好,真心用不着那些补品,越补啊,反而越容易发胖,得得得,我这就去打发他们回去。” A man shook the head, puts down the teacup in hand, the racket the thigh then stands to move toward the courtyard. 一男子摇了摇头,放下手中的茶杯,拍拍大腿便站起来走向院子。 This house is very big, has the courtyard also to have the garden, occupies a land area of 400 squares, should invite some servants, but the Guo Dong parents like pure, does not like greatly richly the greatly expensive life, has not invited any servant by the big house, prepares food to sweep the floor to do laundry, or prunes the flowers and plants, is two husband and wife own strength kisses completely is. 这套房子很大,有院落也有花园,占地400平方,本来应该请些仆人的,但果冻父母喜爱清净,又不太喜欢大富大贵的生活,是以诺大的房子并没有请来什么佣人,无论是做饭扫地洗衣服,亦或者是修剪花草,全部都是两夫妻亲力亲为。 „Come comes, well, who you are, does?” “来啦来啦,咦,你们是谁,有何贵干？” The men arrive at courtyard iron gate, pulls out the key, prepares to open the iron gate, taking advantage of the ray of street light, he can see the visitor clearly is a man and a woman, female wears the black windproof coat, male wears the black law robe. 男子走到院子铁门口,掏出钥匙,准备打开铁门,借着路灯的光线,他能清楚地看到来访者是一男一女,女的身穿黑色风衣,男的身穿黑色法袍。 But, they have blocked from the facial expression with the mask and topee without exception, making the person unable to see clearly the actual situation. 但无一例外地,两人都用口罩、兜帽遮住了脸容,让人看不清虚实。 „Hello, my detective two people of groups, special sell news......” Guo Dong is restraining by force the excitement, is tranquil the sound to say. “你好,我包打听二人组,专门出售消息的……”果冻强压着激动之情,平静着声音道。 „? Sell news? You should go to black market or the military situation unit are right, here is residents, does not need these in chaos hearsay...... Was right, the neighbor in next door threw a dog actually, perhaps he needs your help.” The Guo Dong father was saying, turns around to walk, he may not have the time to talk nonsense with the miscellaneous personnel. “哦？出售消息？你们应该去黑市或者军情部才对,我这里是民宅,不需要那些乱七八糟的小道消息……哦对了,隔壁的邻居倒是丢了条狗,或许他需要你的帮忙。”果冻的父亲说着,转身就要走,他可没时间跟闲杂人等瞎扯淡。 „Holds on a minute, you should know Beast Tamer that called Guo Dong?” Guo Dong said. “且慢,你应该认识一个叫果冻的驯兽师？”果冻道。 The Guo Dong father whole body shakes. The breath was enhancing one tune instantaneously, he has turned around hastily, closely is staring at that black clothed female with the profound vision. Speak unhurriedly and clearly said: 果冻的父亲浑身一震。呼吸在瞬间提高了一个节拍,他连忙转过身,用深邃的目光紧紧地盯着那个黑衣女子。一字一顿道: „Do you have her news? Are you teasing me? The entire Yong City people know that her wandering about destitute different enough two years, do not have the message lost to view, will you have how possibly her news?” “你有她的消息？你在逗我？整个邕城的人都知道她流落异界足足两年,杳无音讯,你怎么可能会有她的消息？” „I am a detective, naturally has my news channel...... He He, I not just only then her news, but also knows her accurate whereabouts, key...... Does the key is you want to know these news.” Guo Dong suppresses the happy expression to say. “我是包打听,自然有我的消息渠道……呵呵,我不单只有她的消息,还知道她的准确下落,关键嘛……关键就在于你想不想知道这些消息啰。”果冻强忍着笑意道。 One side that serious in speech and manner Shadow Magician cannot help but has also pulled the corners of the mouth. Obviously by Guo Dong amusing. 一旁那个不苟言笑的暗影魔师也不由得扯了扯嘴角。显然是被果冻给逗乐了。 Guo Dong father knitting the brows head of: „Naturally wants to know...... However, I am very difficult to believe your news the accuracy, is very difficult to guarantee that you are the Jiang Hu swindler cheat out of money......” 果冻父亲皱了皱眉头:“当然想知道……但是,我很难相信你那消息的正确性,也很难保证你是不是江湖骗子来骗钱的……” „Relax. Our price is very just, some prestige guarantees, will not cheat out of money, looks at your meaning. To buy this news to be right very much? Remuneration for services rendered...... He He. We did not discuss money, discussed that money was much vulgar, this, just our two also homeless vagrant family|home heads... You provide food to wrap up for three months to us.” “放心。我们价格很公道,信誉也有保证,不会骗钱的,看你的意思。是很想要买这个消息对？酬金方面……呵呵。咱们不谈钱,谈钱多俗啊,这样,刚好我们两个也无家可归流浪家头…你就给我们包吃包住三个月呗。” The Guo Dong father refuses to say without hesitation: „Is impossible! I will not make the stranger trade be admitted to the home rashly!” 果冻父亲毫不犹豫地拒绝道:“不可能！我不会让陌生人贸贸然住进家里！” Cracks a joke, in the family|home can also the pair of Dragon and Phoenix embryo, how make two Jiang Hu swindlers mix? 开玩笑,家里还有一对龙凤胎呢,怎么能让两个江湖骗子混进来？ „No? Good, I make concessions slightly one step, I am not admitted to your family. However you must be responsible for I two food and drinks. I know before you, opens restaurant, moreover Cantonese cuisine student in the New Oriental, practices good cook.” “不行吗？那好,我稍退让一步,我就不住进你家。但是你得负责我两的吃喝,啧啧。我可是知道你以前开饭馆的,而且还是新东方学校里的粤菜学员,练得一手好厨艺。” „Not good......” “不行……” „Do not be busy rejecting first, my this news, is the percentage hundred accurate, did not deceive people, moreover can guarantee that you can certainly find Guo Dong!” “你先别忙着拒绝,我这个消息啊,是百分百准确,绝不骗人,而且能保证你一定能找到果冻！” The Guo Dong father more listens more to think mysterious, thought more and more at present this black clothed female looks like fully the swindler, cannot help but newborn does not bear saying: „Has god that really? When you you are God? Hasn't Guo Dong in this dimension space and time, how you made me look?” 果冻父亲越听越觉得玄乎,越来越觉得眼前这个黑衣女子像足了骗子,不由得新生不耐道:“真有那么神？你当你是上帝么？果冻都已经不在这个次元时空了,你让我怎么找？” „Recluse has the ingenious plan, I can give you the first news, if you had found Guo Dong, remembers that wraps I three months of all food and drinks, moreover wants you to go to the kitchen personally!” “山人自有妙计,我可以先给你消息,要是你找到了果冻,就记得包我三个月的所有吃喝,而且还要你亲自下厨哦！” The Guo Dong father has pondered over, pours might also as well listens to that news, does not suffer a loss in any case, he did not fear that these two suspicious people can act perversely, after all the Guo Dong father is a Lord Rank young master, a fist foot sufficiently killed the dregs the swindler bang. 果冻父亲琢磨了一下,倒也不妨听一下那个消息,反正不吃亏,他也不怕这两个可疑之人能耍无赖,毕竟果冻父亲可是一位领主级的小高手,一拳一脚就足以将骗子轰杀成渣了。 „Ok, you mentioned news first, the detailed point said.” “可以,你先将消息说来,详细点说。” The Guo Dong father opened the iron gate with the key, making Guo Dong they enter to the courtyard. 果冻的父亲用钥匙打开了铁门,让果冻两人进到院子里。 Guo Dong engrossing left Chou right takes a look at this elegant flowers and plants courtyard, often nod, as if to this environment also calculates that satisfied, she is very thinking, Li Jiayu has not treated unjustly her parents, may celebrate encouraging. 果冻饶有兴趣地左瞅瞅右瞅瞅这个典雅的花草院落,不时地点头,似乎对这个环境还算挺满意的,她在想,李佳玉还真没亏待她的父母,可喜可贺呀。 „Do not rub gently, I asked you first, her present security?” “别磨蹭,我先问你,她现在安全吗？” „Security, is certainly safe, moreover jumps for joy bursting with energy, can swallow several pigs!” “安全啊,当然安全,而且还活蹦乱跳生龙活虎,一口能吞下几头猪咧！” The Guo Dong father corners of the mouth twitch, asked: „She now in which space and time? Also can not come back?” 果冻父亲嘴角抽搐一下,又问道:“她现在在哪个时空？还能够回来不？” „Must come back to be very simple, with eating meal to drink water same as hands down...... Good good, be honest with you, she now in Earth, but her present situation is a little awful, after all the thing is person of non- everything rests, all people did not recognize her to come......” “要回来很简单啊,就跟吃饭喝水一样不费吹灰之力……好啦好啦,不瞒你说,她现在在地球,不过她现在处境有点糟糕,毕竟物是人非事事休,所有人都认不出她来了……” In the Guo Dong father pupil bright light dodges, pursues hastily asks: 果冻父亲眸中精光一闪,连忙又追问道: „Her present person where? Can lead me to see her!” “那她现在人在何处？能带我去见她吗！” „Ok, how, not to forget to tell you that I besides was a detective, was Summoner, can summon you Guo Dong at present!” “可以啊,怎么不可以,忘了跟你说,我除了是包打听之外,还是一位召唤师,能把果冻召唤到你眼前！” „Un?” The Guo Dong father is slightly scared, how more to listen more not to think reasonable, fabricated including Summoner, can the recent Jiang Hu swindler extremely pull? “嗯？”果冻父亲略微傻眼,怎么越听越觉得不靠谱,连召唤师也杜撰出来了,最近的江湖骗子是不是太过能扯了？ „Do not visit me with vision of suspicion, the words that does not believe I summon now to you look, the endless starry sky, the remote other shore, please listen respectfully to my summon...... Comes out, Intersex Tamer Guo Dong!” “不要用怀疑的眼光看着我,不信的话我现在就召唤给你看,无尽的星空,遥远的彼岸,请聆听我的召唤……出来,雌雄驯兽师果冻！” The Guo Dong incantation read, did not have „bang” sound, did not have the white smoke to emit, did not have the space and time to split, all were appearances originally, any matter has not happened. 果冻咒语念完,没有“嘭”的声响,也没有白烟冒出,更没有时空裂开,一切都还是原本的样子,什么事都没发生。 Guo Dong father complexion bad say|way: „How to have seen Guo Dong to come out? Me do not tell that was you summons is defeated! Snort, you are really seeking me to be happy, now immediately get lost to me, do not waste my time here!” 果冻父亲脸色不善道:“怎么没见果冻出来？别跟我说是你召唤失败了！哼,你果然是在寻我开心,现在马上给我滚出去,别在这里浪费我的时间！” „Wait / Etc., who said that Summoning Technique failed? Doesn't the person who you want to see, well stand before you?” “等等,谁说召唤术失败了？你想要见到的人,不就好好地站在你面前吗？” Guo Dong smiles tenderly, finally has postponed the throat, making that low and deep hoarse female sound restore the sound of that magnetic noble queen, in the meantime, she also lifts white and tender tender element, picks to remove the fine hairs from face on mask and magic mirror gently, reveals her beautiful appearance. 果冻娇笑着,终于放缓了喉咙,让那低沉沙哑的女音恢复成那磁性高贵的女王之音,同时,她也抬起白嫩嫩的素手,轻轻地摘开脸上的口罩与魔镜,露出她的绝美容颜。 „...... You...... You are......” “呃……你……你是……” In the Guo Dong father mind „bang” one directly has blasted out, both eyes stare straighten, looks dumbfoundedly at present that results in the female who does not make sense attractively. 果冻父亲脑海里“轰”地一下就直接炸开了,双眼瞪得发直,目瞪口呆地看着眼前那个漂亮得不像话的女子。 Like! 像！ Looked like! 太像了！ Present female's has really looked like two years ago Guo Dong, enough seven points of similar, Run's light light cherry lips, that fine three-dimensional fine jade nose, the golden eye of that extremely rich spiritual energy, all brings the intense familiar feeling to him! 眼前的女子跟两年前的果冻实在是太像了,足足有七分相似,那润光的薄薄樱唇,那精致又立体的琼鼻,那极富有灵气的金色眼睛,无一不给他带来强烈的熟悉感！ ...... 只是…… At present this female, actually compares it two years ago Guo Dong to be too many perfectly, are too attractively many, pursues the Li Jiayu's level by the beauty, throughly likely is not the mortal, the Guo Dong father how, even if to think again similar, cannot believe that she can be her child. 只是眼前这个女子,却又比之两年前的果冻要完美太多,漂亮太多,论姿色直追李佳玉的层次,彻头彻尾地就不像是凡人,果冻的父亲即便再怎么觉得相似,也不敢相信她会是自家的孩子。 „Right, I am Guo Dong, mother, what looked at you excitedly becomes! Can open that greatly the mouth? I am not two years have not gone home, as for is so surprised?” Guo Dong said with a smile, in heart early already for this practical joke, but blossomed happily, she wants is this pleasantly surprised shock effect. “对啊,我就是果冻啊,妈,瞧你激动成什么样了！要不要把嘴巴张得那么大啊？我不就是两年没回家嘛,至于这么惊讶吗？”果冻笑着说道,心里面早已经为这个恶作剧而乐开了花,她要的就是这种惊喜的震撼效果。 „Pū” “噗” The Guo Dong father has not spoken, nearby Shadow Magician has actually spurted, his corners of the mouth twitch are staring at Guo Dong, slow said: 果冻的父亲还没说话,旁边的暗影魔师却喷了起来,他嘴角抽搐地盯着果冻,呐呐道: „I and I take the liberty to insert a few words... Isn't this uncle your father? Did you shout his mother? Where did I misunderstand?” “我、我冒昧插一句话…这位伯父不是你父亲吗？你怎么喊他妈？是不是我哪里听错了？” During the speeches, Shadow Magician also carefully takes a look at the Guo Dong father, discovered that his chin place indeed has the beard dregs, right, that indeed is an uncle! 说话间,暗影魔师还仔细地瞅了瞅果冻的父亲,发现他下巴处的确有胡子渣,没错啊,那的的确确是伯父啊！ Guo Dong shrugs, a superficial appearance: „You have not misunderstood, this indeed is my mother, but...... Two years ago under my mistakes arising out of chance circumstances, cannot control Body Changing Aura in the dream, rested father and mother in next door by the rice shoot, the sex exchanged mutually...... Therefore at present this, is actually my mother...... In the room that is actually my father......” 果冻耸耸肩,一副不痛不痒的样子:“你没听错,这位的确是我的老妈,只不过……两年前我一次阴错阳差之下,在梦中控制不住变身光环,以至于睡在隔壁的爸妈都遭了秧,性别相互交换了……所以眼前这位,其实本来是我老妈……屋子里那位,其实是我老爸……” Shadow Magician hears word, the expression on face exceptionally splendid, the meat on cheek does not have the reason to twitch, long time has a headache to sigh with emotion: „This and this... Good and good chaotic feeling......” 暗影魔师闻言,脸上的表情异常的精彩,腮帮子上的肉都没来由地抽搐着,半晌才头疼地感慨道:“这、这…好、好混乱的感觉……” He has again renovated the impression to Guo Dong...... 他再一次刷新了对果冻的印象…… Guo Dong was really too fearful, suffered her violent treachery including the family members, simply was crazed! 果冻实在是太可怕了,连家里人都惨遭她的毒手,简直是丧心病狂！ But at this time, Guo Dong father( mother?) Responded that immediately was excited the whole body to tremble, weeps saying: 而这个时候,果冻的父亲（母？）才反应过来,顿时激动得浑身发颤,喜极而泣道: „Guo Dong, are you really Guo Dong? You came back, you came back finally, Ha Ha, may arrive at you to come back!” “果冻,你真的是果冻？你回来了,你终于回来了,哈哈,可盼到你回来了！” Under the mood erupts, one pushes forward the bosom to hug Guo Dong maliciously, the tears crash-bang fall. 情绪爆发之下,一把就将果冻拥进怀里狠狠地拥抱着,眼泪哗啦啦地落下。 „,......” “呜哇,呜哇……” Suddenly, in the room has heard the weeping sound of child, is a woman's complaint: 忽然,屋子里传来了孩童的哭声,紧接着就是一阵妇女的抱怨: „Kid's dad, you roar anything to roar outside, then excited that loud, quarrelled the children to awake with a start to cry!” “孩他爹,你在外面吼什么吼,那么激动那么大声,吵得孩子都吓醒哭出来了！” Guo Dong hit to startle, hurries to shove open her father( mother?), Holds the breath to pursue asks: 果冻打了个激灵,赶紧推开她的父亲（母？）,秉着呼吸追问道: „Does mother, in the family|home have the child? It is not you two lonely times adopts?” “妈,家里怎么有孩子？不会是你两寂寞的时候抱养的？” Guo Dong father( mother?) Calmed down, has a smile is shaking the head saying: „You not in these two years... We have added a younger brother younger sister to you, one's own, later, you may probably help to take care of them much, doesn't know?” 果冻的父亲（母？）定了定神,含笑着摇头道:“你不在的这两年…我们是给你添了一个弟弟一个妹妹哩,亲生的,以后,你可要帮着多多照顾他们,知道不？” Guo Dong opened mouth, long time ecstatically jumps for joy saying: „Long live! I had younger brother younger sister! The mother you are great, my this goes to have a look at him two!” 果冻张了张嘴,半晌才心花怒放地雀跃道:“万岁！我有弟弟妹妹了！妈你好样的,我这就进去看看他两！” When Guo Dong crashes in the family|home, the beautiful young married woman in room also stares, when she knows this female is Guo Dong, not to mention her some were happy! 当果冻冲进家里的时候,屋里的美丽少妇也是一愣,然而当她知晓这个女子就是果冻的时候,别提她有多高兴了！ Therefore...... 于是…… In that night...... 在当天晚上…… Guo Dong younger brother younger sister also by rice shoot, but, has not missed actually, Guo Dong has a younger brother younger sister as before, what doesn't have to lose in any case is not?( To be continued..) 果冻的弟弟妹妹也遭了秧,不过,其实也没差,果冻依旧是有一个弟弟一个妹妹,反正也没啥损失不是？(未完待续。。)