AS :: Volume #14

#1392: Is happier much the female

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Ye Fugui hung cell phone indignantly, the hidden bitterness shot a look at Li Jiayu one, the chest fluctuated, obviously was heavy of air/Qi, the fathers lacking in vigilance turned female, you also cared father important matter that lifelong, really loved to talk about somebody's most vulnerable points! 叶富贵愤愤地挂了手机,幽怨地瞥了李佳玉一眼,胸部起伏,显然是气的不轻,麻痹老子都变成女的了,你还关心个屁的老子终身大事啊,真是哪壶不开提哪壶！ Fills in the cell phone pants pocket resentfully, the leaf riches and honor sighed, said: 悻悻地将手机塞回裤兜里,叶富贵叹了口气,道: „Perhaps I should go home, no matter my father also does recognize me...... No matter can also explain a clarity, but I must strive, billions family property, said that any I cannot like this give up......” “或许我该回家一趟,不管我爸还认不认我……也不管能不能解释个清楚,但我总得争取一下,几十亿的家产,说什么我也不能就这样放弃……” „But you now completely changed a face, the sound also changed, you determined that your family member will also believe you?” Li Jiayu laughs at one, she did not mind that sprinkles salt in the leaf riches and honor wound. “可你现在完全变了一张脸,声音也变了,你确定你家里人还会相信你么？”李佳玉嗤笑一声,她并不介意在叶富贵伤口上多洒一点盐。 „First tried to say again...... After all I am also a meat that on them falls, others I could not care, but the parents and family property, I must grip in the hand!” “先试试再说……毕竟我也是他们身上掉下来的一块肉呐,别人我或许能不在乎,但父母和家产,我一定要攥在手里！” On Ye Fugui the face flashes through one decidedly, has wiped tears with the sleeves, clenches teeth, then crawls to open the vehicle door to get in from the ground the car(riage), somewhat reluctant to part looked at Li Jiayu, this fiercely steps on the accelerator, „” a driving hurricane goes. 叶富贵脸上闪过一丝决然,用衣袖抹了抹眼泪,一咬牙,便从地上爬起来打开车门钻进车里,有些恋恋不舍地看了眼李佳玉,这才猛踩油门,“吱呀”一声开车狂飙而去。 „Compels the leaf riches and honor funny, good luck, after should better, again do not appear before me, Ha Ha.” “逗逼叶富贵,祝你好运,最好走了以后就别再出现在我面前了,哈哈。” Li Jiayu waved toward the back of bold car(riage), hints to part forever, but the leaf riches and honor truly are also bad luck, excited under drives to be too quick, exceeds the speed limit on the street, the peaceful death deathtrap did not stare by a police vehicle, ordered to stop the traffic ticket, this may make riches and honor unable to eat to capture walking, the fine was also only the minor matter, but the traffic police must examine her driver license time, was immediately scared. 李佳玉朝豪车的背影挥了挥手,示意要永别,而叶富贵也确实倒霉,激动之下开车太快,在马路上超速行驶,好死不死地被一辆警车盯上,勒令停车开罚单,这可让叶富贵吃不了兜着走,罚款还只是小事,但是交警要查看她驾驶证的时候,立马就傻眼了。 Because the picture on driver license is the male version leaf riches and honor. The present leaf riches and honor is a little girl, has no way to take a seat according to ticket number completely, the leaf riches and honor cannot say that are on the driving license the picture I! 因为驾驶证上的照片是男版叶富贵的。现在的叶富贵是个妞,完全没法对号入座啊,叶富贵总不能解释说自己就是驾照上照片本人！ „Are you non- card driving? Not...... Isn't this car(riage) your?” “你这是无证驾驶？哦不……这车不是你的？” The traffic police take a look at the car license. Also looked at the brand of vehicle, oh feeds, the high-end goods, definitely the rich talented person can open, is this woman obtains through the non- legal means mostly, either is small three drives the tall, rich, and handsome vehicle to come out to catch the wind, either steals! 交警瞅了瞅车牌。又看了看车子的品牌,哎哟喂,高档货,肯定是有钱人才开得起的,多半是这个女人通过非合法手段取得的,要么就是小三开着高富帅的车子出来兜风,要么就是偷来的！ The traffic police held the sunglasses. cold Bing the face was saying: „You go back with me, informing the vehicle owner to explain......” 交警扶了扶墨镜。冷冰着脸道:“你还是跟我回去一趟,通知车主来作解释……” „It is not good! I have the urgent matter! Big brother, did our reducing big problems into little problems minor matter melt has not become? Here a little money. You take away to buy the smoke......” leaf riches and honor to greet with a smile, but early scolded the opposite party ancestor 18 generations at heart, before the paralysis, who dares to annoy the leaf riches and honor, jumps directly a father is such and some rich merchants. The traffic police also can only stare dry. Where will look like now so vexed! “不行！我有急事！大哥,咱们大事化小小事化了成不？这里有点钱。您拿去买烟……”叶富贵陪着笑,但心里早已经骂了对方祖宗18代,麻痹以前谁敢惹叶富贵啊,直接蹦一句老子是某某某富商。交警也只能干瞪眼。哪里会像现在这般窝囊！ „Has exempted, you overspeed 50%, properly speaking must revoke the driving license...... Un? What's wrong? Doesn't dare to ask the vehicle owner to explain? Is it possible that this vehicle must not exposed to up, said that you do steal? I heard actually that Suicheng the car theft gang was very recently wild......” “免了,你超速50,按理说是要吊销驾照的……嗯？怎么？不敢叫车主来解释？莫非这车子见不得光么,还是说你偷来的？我倒是听说,穗城最近有一支盗车团伙很猖狂呐……” The traffic police without demur, were entraining the leaf riches and honor arm her from the car(riage) lira, harmed the leaf riches and honor air/Qi and anxious, soon was unruly. Finally has depressed the anger, exhibits good complexion. Lowered the stance word of praise to say completely, but also all cashes will have pulled out, the sur- famous table, again baseless and irrational concoctions were Young Master Ye Jia's girlfriend, what a pity, the traffic police did not eat this set obstinately, must bring back to the police station to interrogate her. 交警二话不说,拽着叶富贵的胳膊就把她从车里拉了出来,害得叶富贵又气又急,都快要撒泼了。最后还是压下了怒火,摆出一副好脸色。放低姿态好话说尽,还将身上所有的现金都掏了出来,外加一块名表,再胡编乱造自己是叶家公子的女朋友,可惜,交警愣是不吃这套,非要把她带回局子审问。 The leaf riches and honor short of breath, she knows, how regardless of oneself cannot enter the police station, first desperate, ships out expression that frightens extremely, points at behind the traffic police to yell: 叶富贵气急,她知道,自己无论如何也不能进局子的,一世情急之下,装出极度惊吓的表情,指着交警后面大叫道: „, It is not good, that side robs!” “啊,不好,那边抢劫！” The traffic police stare, has turned head hastily, actually sees the following half person's shadow not to have, transfers the face instant, a leaf riches and honor fist hits on the bridge of the nose of traffic police, hurts the traffic police seeing stars nosebleed crossflow. 交警一愣,连忙回过头去,却见后面半个人影都没有,又把脸转回来的刹那,叶富贵一拳就打在交警的鼻梁上,疼得交警眼冒金星鼻血横流。 „Mother, is you compels my! Who makes you look for trouble, gets what one deserves!” “妈的,都是你逼我的！谁让你没事找事,活该！” Ye Fugui has not vented spleen, a knee top on the traffic police small stomach, loves him to cover the abdomen hissing hissing the holding breath cold air partly to kneel in the place, shivers the finger to point at the leaf riches and honor to scold: 叶富贵还不解气,一个膝盖顶在交警小肚上,疼得他又捂着腹部嘶嘶地倒吸凉气半跪在地,颤抖着手指指着叶富贵骂道: „You and you assault a police officer......” “你、你袭警……” „Assault is also what kind, has skill to catch me, dry!” “袭警又怎样,有本事来抓我啊,干！” The leaf riches and honor have spurted saliva toward the traffic police face on, but at this time, another car(riage) of traffic police drove toward here, obviously was the new traffic police notes here situation! 叶富贵朝交警脸上喷了一口唾液,可就在这时候,又一辆交警的车朝这边驶来,显然是新的交警注意到这边的情况了！ „My today's luck so is how bad, scoundrel!” “我今天运气怎么那么差,混账！” Ye Fugui roars indignantly in a low voice, right now, she own vehicle has not dared on, turns around directly, escapes following nearby small lane...... 叶富贵愤愤地低声怒吼,这下子,她连自己的车子都没敢上了,直接一转身,顺着旁边的小巷子逃跑…… After 30 minutes, the leaf riches and honor went home totteringly, at this time, she soon collapsed, what after all she puts on is the gentleman leather shoes, now her sole board changed small, leather shoes where also put on appropriately? Suffers hardship simply exactly, every time will walk a road sole board uncomfortably, in addition, she will take the subway time, but also bumped into the cable car crazy Han to stand behind her to touch her buttocks, your mother wanted the disgusting deceased person simply! 30分钟之后,叶富贵跌跌撞撞地回到家,这个时候,她都快要崩溃了,毕竟她穿的是男士皮鞋啊,现在她脚底板变小了,皮鞋哪里还穿得合适？简直是活受罪呐,每走一步路脚底板都会难受之极,除此之外,她坐地铁的时候,还碰上了电车痴汉站她后面想要摸她屁股,尼玛简直要恶心死人了！ On the cable car also one group of dreadful male stare at her chest to look that everyone can look, the leaf riches and honor have not worn the bra, puts on is the man western-style clothing, this crowd of subway Diaosi swallows the saliva while was fantasizing any uniform enticement, the leaf riches and honor discovered pitifully, originally stared absolutely terrifiedly that by the man...... 电车上还有一群猥琐男盯着她的胸看,谁都能看得出来,叶富贵没戴奶罩,穿的又是男人西装,这群地铁**丝一边吞口水一边在幻想着什么制服诱惑,叶富贵悲惨地发现,原来被男人盯上是那么的毛骨悚然…… „kā chā” “咔嚓” After the leaf riches and honor open the door, an elegant middle-aged woman has tarried, she sits on the sofa in good condition is teasing a pet dog, but that intrudes the young woman of door is the element has not actually sought a meeting, but what made her surprised was, the young woman wore oneself son's clothes unexpectedly! 当叶富贵打开门以后,一个雍容华贵的中年妇女呆住了,她好端端地坐在沙发上逗着一头宠物狗,但是那个闯入房门的女青年却是素未谋面啊,而更为令她惊讶的是,那女青年居然穿着自己儿子的衣服！ „You are...... Which? Riches and honor? Riches and honor clothes how on your body?” The women put down the dog in hand, the knitting the brows tree top, high and low sizes up the leaf riches and honor slightly, in the expression is passing one point of badness, two points of puzzled, three points of disturbance. “你是……哪位？富贵呢？富贵的衣服怎会在你的身上？”妇女放下手中的狗,微微皱起眉梢,上下打量着叶富贵,语气里透着一分不善,两分不解,三分忐忑。 About Ye Fugui looks, discovered that servants are not, then 32 steps run up to front of the woman, weeping bitterly class lacrimal: „Mother, I am riches and honor!” 叶富贵左右瞧了瞧,发现佣人都不在,便32步跑到妇女面前,痛哭流泪道:“妈,我就是富贵啊！” „? The child you are quick, this may crack a joke, the riches and honor, were called him to come out quickly, any age, but also the practical joke sought mother to be happy!” The middle-aged woman stares first, immediately has smiled, thinks subconsciously this miss is the girlfriend who the son looks for newly, is acting in a play to tease her to play with the son. “啊？孩子你快起来,这可开什么玩笑呐,富贵呢,快叫他出来,都什么年纪了,还恶作剧寻老妈开心！”中年妇女先是一愣,随即笑了起来,下意识地以为这姑娘是儿子新找的女朋友,正跟儿子演戏逗她玩呢。 „Mother, I really am the riches and honor! You look, my birthmark also in!” The leaf riches and honor tuck in the sleeves, reveals the strawberry mark on arm, tucks up the clothes, reveals a scar on belly: „You looked that this was childhood makes the slash of caecum surgery! Also, mother you have gone Bali with Uncle Wang, has gone Maldives with the Third Uncle, these I help you hide the truth from the father!” “妈,我真的是富贵！你看,我的胎记还在！”叶富贵撩起衣袖,露出胳膊上的红色胎记,又撩开衣服,露出肚皮上的一道疤痕:“你看,这是小时候做盲肠手术的刀痕！还有,妈你跟王叔去过巴厘岛,跟三叔去过马尔代夫,这些我都帮你瞒着老爸！” „!” “啊！” The middle-aged woman of quality calls out in alarm one, looks at leaf riches and honor that pretty delicate cheek glassy-eyed, has opened the mouth unbelievable, long time recovers, cautious and solemn said: 中年贵妇惊呼一声,目光呆滞地看着叶富贵那张娇俏清秀的脸蛋,难以置信地张大了嘴巴,半晌才回过神来,小心翼翼道: „How riches and honor will tell you these scandals...... No, is impossible, the riches and honor will be innocent not randomly the wagging the tongue head!” “富贵怎会告诉你这些丑事……不,不可能,富贵再不懂事也不会乱嚼舌头！” „Nonsense, mother, I am your biological son, more scandals I also know that I and younger brothers non- father one's own, I look at the paternity test that you have made secretly......” “废话,妈,我就是你亲儿子啊,更多的丑事我也知道呐,我和弟弟都不老爸亲生的,我看过你偷偷做的亲子鉴定……” „You......” “你……” The middle-aged woman of quality stared round the eye, like has received an electric shock, shivered the finger to point at the leaf riches and honor, said with amazement: 中年贵妇瞪圆了眼睛,像是触电了一样,颤抖着手指指着叶富贵,骇然道: „Are you really the riches and honor? This is how possible!”( To be continued..) “你真的是富贵？这怎么可能！”(未完待续。。)
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