AS :: Volume #14

#1367: The leaf riches and honor compel greatly funny

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„Clang!” “当啷” In Lin Jia hand is taking dinner place falls instantaneously, falls falls on the ground is split up, his profile covered entirely the heavy line, the corners of the mouth twitched saying: 林嘉手里拿着的餐盘瞬间滑落,掉在地上摔得四分五裂,他半边脸都布满了黑线,嘴角抽搐道: „shit, how leaf riches and honor that compels to walk in funny, right now may trouble!” “我靠,叶富贵那逗逼是怎么找上门的,这下子可麻烦了！” Lin Jia concentrates on to this soaking the second generation of rich of little girl remembers especially deeply, for several years did not know that has many class flowers to plant in his hands, for the girl who he has had an abortion little said that also surpasses two figures, is the out-and-out scum male, plays with the woman simply like the potluck, after playing greasily, like trampling the dog the sentiment trampled. 林嘉对这位专注于泡妞的富二代可谓记忆尤深,数年来不晓得有多少位班花栽在他手里,为他打过胎的女孩少说也超两位数,是个不折不扣的人渣男,玩弄女人简直就像家常便饭,玩腻了以后又像踹狗一样情踹开。 But Li Jiayu does not know that leaf riches and honor is a big scum, she beckons to the following leaf riches and honor in the mouth, says with a smile: 但李佳玉可不知道叶富贵是个大人渣,她在口对下面的叶富贵招了招手,笑道: „Yo, you are not that...... That boy surnamed Ye, coming to here to do, the dinner we have eaten, even/including Cangeng the food left over has not kept to you.” “哟呵,你不就是那个……那个姓叶的小子吗,来这里干嘛,晚饭我们吃过了,连残羹剩饭都没给你留耶。” Following Lin Jia turned the supercilious look immediately, whispered at heart: The stupid little girl, others leaf riches and honor are not eat meal obviously, must eat is also runs to eat you, but leaf riches and honor that scum is really very has not been concerned about face, dares to start to pursue including Li Jiayu this 13 or 14-year-old girls! 后面的林嘉立马就翻起了白眼,心里嘀咕道:笨妞,人家叶富贵明显就不是过来吃饭的,要吃也是跑来吃你,不过叶富贵那人渣还真是忒不要脸,连李佳玉这种十三四岁的女孩都敢下手去追！ „Lin Jia cousin, I am ask Lin Jia to talk about old days, for these days in the school suspended, has no way to see Lin Jia, my this completed the feeling of brothers not to be familiar with especially, opens the door, I went in Lin Jia chat meet the day, killed the time while convenient.” “林嘉表妹,我是来找林嘉叙叙旧的,这几天学校里停学,没法见到林嘉,我这个做好兄弟的感觉特不习惯,喏,下来开开门,我进去跟林嘉聊会天,顺便打发打发时间。” Following Ye Fugui has taken off sunglasses, gains ground the suitable side Li Jiayu dew tooth to smile, the pure tooth is reflecting the white light under the ray illumination, very smiles the sunlight, no wonder can soak to that many beautiful women.[ 下面的叶富贵摘下了墨镜,抬头对口边的李佳玉露齿一笑,洁净的牙齿在光线照射下反射着白光,笑得还挺阳光的,难怪能泡到那么多美女。[ „Vomits” “呕” Lin Jia soon spat, the good brothers of any nonsense, little not to run on a bank him to be good by the anterior lobe riches and honor, now to soak Li Jiayu, against one's conscience is on intimate terms to exploit one's connections with Lin Jia unexpectedly, had not to have knot grass a little! 林嘉都快要吐出来了,什么狗屁的好兄弟,以前叶富贵可没少挤兑他好不好,现在为了泡李佳玉,竟然昧着良心跟林嘉称兄道弟拉关系,到底还有没有点节艹啦！ „Good, you are waiting below first!” “好,你先在下面等着！” Li Jiayu shouts to the leaf riches and honor, but her following Lin Jia actually signals with the eyes while the small sound track: 李佳玉对叶富贵喊道,但她后面的林嘉却一边使着眼色一边小声道: „No, riches and honor that Slut do not open the door to the leaf, that is leads a wolf into the house!” “别啊,千万别给叶富贵那贱人开门,那是引狼入室！” But Lin Jia hua has not said that Li Jiayu early has taken up a key from the tea table, has thrown toward the household outside, but also said toward the leaf riches and honor: „You go upstairs, my cousin is tidying up the tableware, did not go downstairs to greet you, all as one likes.” 但林嘉话还没说完,李佳玉早已经从茶几上拿起一条钥匙,往户外面扔了出去,还朝叶富贵说道:“你自己上楼吧,我表哥正在收拾碗筷,就不下楼去迎接你了,一切自便。” After saying, Li Jiayu has turned the head, looks at Lin Jia who the corners of the mouth twitch, blinks the eye saying: „What did you say a moment ago? Loud?” 说完以后,李佳玉才转过头,看着嘴角抽搐的林嘉,眨巴着眼睛道:“你刚才说什么？大声点？” „Does not have...... When my anything has not said......” “没……当我什么都没说……” Lin Jia deeply sighed, by the expression that Li Jiayu defeated, he touched airtight Li Jiayu's surname completely, sometimes was beside such being aloof, but now suddenly becomes that enthusiasm, has probably treated as her new toy Ye Fugui. 林嘉深深地叹了口气,一副被李佳玉打败的表情,他是完全摸不透李佳玉的姓子,有时候是如此的拒人千里之外,但现在忽然又变得那么积极热情,好像把叶富贵当做了她的新玩具。 Long time, the leaf riches and honor asthma breathes heavily is taking on the bags to two buildings, he wears the England small western-style clothes, stands erect completely the hair with the gel, the body has wiped the perfume, on the left ear has worn the silver ear nail, looks like also really looks like that a matter, not compared with missing that the idol actors in these Taiwan came. 半晌,叶富贵气喘喘地提着大包小包上到二楼,他穿着英伦小西服,用发胶把头发全部都直立起来,身上抹了香水,左边耳朵上戴了个银色耳钉,看起来还真的像那么回事,都不比那些韩国台湾的偶像男星来的差了。 However...... Ye Fugui actually looks to be scared, is not surprised is spacious in Lin Jia's villa, but was astonished too broken in Lin Jia's house, simply like encountering the red guard has hit to pound, many walls had fist seal and fissure, some were also inserting chopsticks, entered three chi (0.33 m) depth, on the floor was bumpy, even there are several three centimeters deep footprints, some ornaments, vases and mural have also broken to pieces place! 不过……叶富贵却看傻了眼,不是惊讶于林嘉的别墅有多么宽敞,而是惊异于林嘉的房子实在太破了,简直就像遭到了红卫兵打砸过一样,多处墙壁都有拳印、裂痕,有些还插着一根根筷子,直入三尺深,地板上更是坑坑洼洼,甚至有几个三厘米深的脚印,一些装饰品、花瓶、壁画也都碎了一地！ „Forest and Lin Jia...... I said that words should not be offended, your family just by thief? How broken becomes this appearance, cannot be occupied by the person completely!” “林、林嘉……我说句话你可别见怪,你家是不是刚刚遭贼了？怎么会破成这个样子,完全就不能住人啊！” In the leaf riches and honor two buildings are cautious and solemn, for fear that the staircase also will collapse, because many concretes of staircase split spider web marks, looks that makes the person back send coolly. 叶富贵上二楼都是小心翼翼的,生怕楼梯也会坍塌,因为楼梯的许多混凝土都裂开了一条条蜘蛛网痕,看着就让人背脊发凉。 „Suffers the thief? My family was very not been simple...... Clearly is the bandit enters the village, implements the three atrocities policy...” “遭贼？咳咳,我家可不是遭贼那么简单……分明就是土匪进村,实行三光政策啊…” Lin Jia also wants to lay out the complexion to leaf riches and honor, but listened to the leaf riches and honor words, lives on sad Youxin immediately, pours out one's grievances greatly, wrinkles a face to want the crying lacrimal:[ 林嘉本来还想对叶富贵摆摆脸色的,但听了叶富贵一番话,立马就悲由心生,大吐苦水,皱着一张脸欲哭泪道:[ „To owing my this ‚dear’ cousin, she is destroys simply crazily, made an effort excessively fiercely, to add frequently these days must teach me martial arts, therefore took these walls and floors to show her military force daily, fought with the fists a hole, a foot trod out pits, I suspected that she was relocates the army ministers...... Perhaps this house again lives 35 days, must turn into the dangerous house, in one week will not move out, the house that I could be collapsed ran over while still alive!” “对亏了我这位‘亲爱的’表妹,她简直就是个破坏狂,经常用力过猛,这段时间还说要教我武功,于是天天拿着这些墙壁、地板来彰显她的武力,一拳打出一个窟窿,一脚踩出一个坑洼,我都怀疑她是拆迁部队部长了……也许这间房子再住个35天,就得变成危房,再过一个星期不搬走,我可能就要被坍塌的房子活活压死了！” „Pū” “噗” The leaf riches and honor complexion changes, layer on layer was choked by Lin Jia these words, he looked at petite delicate adorable moving Li Jiayu, looked at that alarmed wall hole, as well as these scattered about shatter furniture, the corner of the eye twitches, good long time saying: 叶富贵脸色微变,被林嘉这番话重重地呛到了,他看了看娇小柔弱可爱动人的李佳玉,又看了看那一个个触目惊心的墙壁窟窿,以及那些七零八落的破碎家具,眼角抽搐,好半晌才愣愣道: „And Has not related...... Has not related, Lin Jia you did not say that your cousin came from Antarctic Continent, she possibly is beginning the city is not familiar with, therefore has the hyperactive everywhere destruction...... When she has been used to the city life, should change a virtuous young woman, acting with constraint politeness like same age miss......” “没、没关系……没关系,林嘉你不是说你表妹来自南极大陆嘛,她可能是初来城市不太习惯,所以才有多动症到处破坏的啦……等她习惯了城市生活,应该就会变回一个淑女,像同龄的姑娘那样矜持礼貌……” , The heart of leaf riches and honor accelerated several points, shot a look at a Li Jiayu that juicy flesh fresh-faced tender cheek with the corner of the eye split vision, he he said with a smile: 顿了顿,叶富贵的心脏又加速了几分,用眼角余光瞥了一眼李佳玉那水灵灵的肌肤粉嫩嫩的脸蛋,呵呵笑道: „Is inferior to this... Two days, you have moved to the villa in south wind area to go, that set of villa is first two years I live saying that the grandfather delivers my living to say the gift, the environment is comfortable, the condition is extremely good, is quite good weekend cottage...... I think that your cousin should like in that place.” “不如这样吧…过两天,你们搬到南风区的别墅去住吧,那套别墅是前两年我生曰的时候,外公送我的生曰礼物,环境舒适,条件极佳,是个相当不错的度假别墅……我想,你表妹应该会喜欢住在那个地方。” In Lin Jia xin one suddenly, my goodness, leaf riches and honor boy was also very rich, the second generation of rich is really not simple to this degree, the casualness sends out one set of villa, must know that Suicheng is also the inch of lang and gold, one set of weekend cottage little said that is also 4 million upward, let alone gives Li Jiayu to destroy the madman the villa like this, is very likely, the villa does not support in her hands for a half moon/month on the pulp. 林嘉心中一突,好家伙,叶富贵这小子也忒有钱了,富二代到这个程度还真是不简单,随随便便就送出一套别墅,要知道穗城也算是寸土寸金,一套度假别墅少说也是4000000往上,更何况是把别墅送给李佳玉这样的破坏狂人,极有可能,别墅在她手里撑不过半个月就稀巴烂。 „Not...... The leaf riches and honor, between you and me the friendship has not been in that situation, your villa remains is giving other little girl, my this cousin...... Is surnamed the standard to be strange, is not you can eat up the mouth, as for the house, I can find the way to solve.” “不了不了……叶富贵,你我之间的交情还没到那种地步,你的别墅还是留着去送给别的妞儿吧,我这表妹……咳咳,姓格怪异着呢,远不是你能吃得下嘴里的,至于房子,我会自己想办法去解决。” Lin Jia refuses, to crack a joke decisively, Li Jiayu is his decided but not yet announced that how can cup one hand in the other across the chest to give the leaf riches and honor, the one who accepts the leaf riches and honor is who? How to say again Lin Jia is also a man, the strength of spirit of man he has! 林嘉果断拒绝,开什么玩笑,李佳玉可是他内定的耶,怎么能拱手让给叶富贵,接受叶富贵的是谁？再怎么说林嘉也是个男人,男人的骨气他还是有的！ However, Lin Jia also really very wants to cry actually, this house is the parents leaves his only property, if such were torn down by Li Jiayu, but also really not general being a pity, but Li Jiayu carried on Dotter to teach to him for these days, early has made the house tattered and torn, the neighbor in next door almost wants to report to the police, places think that had the earthquake... 不过话说回来,林嘉其实还真的挺想哭的,这套房子是父母留给他的唯一财产,如果就这么被李佳玉拆掉,还真不是一般的可惜,但这几天李佳玉给他进行了那么多特训,早已经让房子千疮百孔了,隔壁的邻居差点就想要报警,一次次地以为发生了地震呢… „It is not good, how can put in great inconvenience your cousin, Lin Jia, how many days you cannot later leads your cousin to rest the avenue? This anything appearance, do not lead her to go to the hotel likely, if the hotel had been opened by her, the fine can punish to sell the kidney you...... Therefore do not mess about, goes to my there to live...... It is not right, I speaking incorrectly words, asked your brother-in-law to come kindly, hey our two university more than three years, are right now doubly related is not.” “不行不行,怎么能委屈了你的表妹呢,林嘉,你总不能几天后带你表妹去睡大街吧？这像个什么样子啊,你也别带她去住酒店,要是酒店被她拆了,罚钱都能把你罚到去卖肾……所以别瞎折腾了,就去我那里住吧……咳咳,不对,我又说错话了,还是叫你大舅子来得亲切,嘿嘿咱两大学三年多,这下子亲上加亲不是更好吗。” Then, the leaf riches and honor at heart also slightly dai Chinese zither, in his opinion Lin Jia is also ordinary common people, does not have any specially many income, is still struggling to make money for a lifetime to marry the wife, if delivers Lin Jia all of a sudden an anteroom, this made Lin Jia have the enormous favorable impression to him absolutely sufficiently, can thus help him pull the red line, along a water boat... 说完,叶富贵心里还稍微地嘚瑟了一下,在他看来林嘉也就是一个普普通通的平头百姓,没啥特别多的收入,一辈子都还在奋斗着要赚钱娶老婆,如果一下子送林嘉一套房,这绝对足以让林嘉对他有了极大的好感,从而能够帮他牵牵红线,顺个水个舟… „Li Jiayu younger sister, this gives to you, hopes that you can like.” “李佳玉妹子,这是送给你的,希望你能喜欢。” After the leaf riches and honor dai Chinese zither ends, has not gone to manage Lin Jia anything complexion, deftly the magic from the bag generally changes one bunch of beautiful bright roses, delivers to front of Li Jiayu, on the face is maintaining the smile of gentleman, an eye actually keeps discharging. 叶富贵嘚瑟完以后,也没去管林嘉什么脸色,麻利地就从袋子里变魔术一般变出一束美丽鲜艳的玫瑰花,送到李佳玉面前,脸上保持着绅士的微笑,一双眼睛却不停地放电。 „Delivers me?” Li Jiayu said. “送我的？”李佳玉道。 „Yes, this is from the diamond ice rose of New Zealand, is very attractive, the fresh flower delivers the beautiful woman, only then your such beautiful woman, can be joined to such fresh flower.” Ye Fugui said with a smile, this diamond ice rose was not the general attractiveness, the price also exceptionally not poor, can sell to 300, one bunch of flowers were 6000, where could the average person afford? “是啊,这是产自新西兰的钻石冰玫瑰,很漂亮的,鲜花送美人,也只有你这样的美人,才配得上这样的鲜花。”叶富贵笑道,这种钻石冰玫瑰可不是一般的漂亮,价格也异常不菲,一支就能卖到300块,一束花就是6000块,普通人哪里买得起？ „Is this flower useful?” Li Jiayu asked that had not actually received that bunch to be colored. “这花有什么用吗？”李佳玉问道,却没有接过那束花。 „......” “呃……” Ye Fugui has gawked staring, has not thought that Li Jiayu will ask this issue, before he delivered the flower picked up the beautiful woman the time, these female either was rejects artificial, either was hugs the fresh flower to collect the nose to smell the flower fragrance joyfully in the past. 叶富贵愣了愣,没想到李佳玉会问出这种问题,以前他送花泡美女的时候,那些女的要么是矫情地拒绝,要么是欣喜地抱过鲜花凑鼻子过去嗅花香了。 However the leaf riches and honor maintain gentleman are smiling, the patience explained: „Fresh flower is used to appreciate, gives the flower, is an art, is a knowledge, expressed the appreciation and affection meaning of man's to the woman......” 不过叶富贵还是保持着绅士微笑,耐心解释道:“鲜花是用来欣赏的,送花,是一种艺术,也是一种学问,表达了男人对女人的欣赏与喜爱之意……” „But, these flowers cannot eat...... Is the appreciation is also only useful, might as well looked that the television plays to play amusingly.” “可是,这些花又不能吃……光是欣赏又有什么用嘛,还不如看电视玩游戏来得好玩呢。” Li Jiayu casts aside goes excessively, looked that does not want to look at these ice rose one again, immediately makes riches and honor quite awkward, both hands are hugging the fresh flower stiffly there, receives is not, delivers is not, suddenly half good-looking cheek soon changed green. 李佳玉撇过头去,看都不想再看那些冰玫瑰一眼,登时让叶富贵好生尴尬,双手抱着鲜花僵硬在那里,收起来不是,送出去也不是,一时间半张俊俏的脸蛋都快要变绿了。 „This flower first puts here......” “这花就先放这里吧……” Lin Jia represses laughter, received the fresh flower in leaf riches and honor hand, places on the tea table conveniently, then pulls out a stool, greeted the leaf riches and honor to sit. 林嘉忍着笑,接过叶富贵手里的鲜花,随手就放在茶几上,然后抽来一张凳子,招呼着叶富贵坐上去。 „Excuse me, the furniture in living room destroyed similar...... Only has not shattered only then the television, dinner table and sofa, other majorities the law use, you have made to put up with...... Was right, you should better make a long story short, this time comes my family, will not be pure will want to pick up my cousin?” “不好意思,客厅里的家具都被破坏的差不多了……唯一还没有坏掉的就只有电视机、餐桌、沙发,其他的大部分都已经法使用,你就将就将就着吧……哦对了,你最好长话短说,这次来我家,不会是单纯的就想要泡我表妹吧？”
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