Todayreallyhas explodedmanymaterials, has learnedmassivelyfromLin Jiamouthabout the Li Jiayu'snews.
今天真是爆了好多料,从林嘉嘴里得知了大量关于李佳玉的消息。
The beautiful womanreporteris thinkingdeliciously, such explosivefirsthandmaterial, after bringing back the television station, definitelyisgreat meritone, oncewere reported that thathas not caused a sensation throughout the landis strange!
美女记者美滋滋地想着,这么劲爆的第一手资料,拿回电视台以后肯定是大功一件,一经报道,那还不轰动全国才怪咧!Then, herenterprisealsoto bring it up a level, the popularitygreatlyenhances, even ifwins the yearreporterawardis notimpossible......
如此一来,她的事业也将更上一层楼,知名度大大提高,就算获得年度记者大奖也不是不可能……However, beautiful womanreporterhas not satisfiedobviously, shealsowantsto digtomorematerials!
不过,美女记者显然还没有满足,她还想要挖到更多的猛料!„ForestStudent, does yourcousincome from the martial arts worldaristocratic familyseriously? Thatshouldonlyexistinthird-classnovelis right, according tohuman science...... True QiInner Strengthanythingisexaggerates the strange tale......”
“林同学,你表妹当真出身武林世家吗?那应该只存在于三流小说才对,按照人体科学来说……真气内功什么的都是夸大奇谈呀……”Lin Jiasmiles, crosses the hands behind the backto stand, shows the meaningfulexpression, does not abhorXusay|way:
林嘉神秘一笑,负手而立,露出意味深长的表情,不疾不徐道:„Inthisworld, has been full oftoomanyunsolved mysteries, youdo not know that representsdoes not exist? Is just like for oneyear ago, the Chang'efairy maidenhas not arrived, who believe inthisworldto have the female celestialseriously? Alsowhobelievesthatinthisworldis survivingseveral hundredmetersBlack Dragon? That side the USdidn't eatfully the lesson? How manymilitaryharborswere destroyed? How manycitieswere slaughteredBlack Dragon? Also were how manyfighter aircraft, pattedbrokenby a Black Dragonclaw?”
“这世上,充满了太多未解之谜,你不知道的,就代表不存在么?就好比一年前,嫦娥仙子还没降临的时候,谁会相信这世上当真有仙女?又有谁会相信,这世上生存着几百米长的黑龙?美国那边不就吃足了教训么?多少个军事港口被摧毁?多少个城镇惨遭黑龙屠戮?又有多少战斗机,被黑龙一爪子拍碎?”„......”Beautiful womanreporterwas chokedall of a sudden, the wordsmaysay.
“呃……”美女记者一下子被呛到了,话可说。„Therefore, never regardthisworldwithcommon sense...... Don't forget, a while agoalsosomepeoplepassed throughdifferent, but alsospeciallylive transmissioninnetwork...... Therefore ,nowInner Strengthmartial artsanythingis not extraordinary, moreoverHuaxiawill inherit in 5000, whocanguarantee. Inthisworlddoes not haveunthinkableunknownStrength......”Lin Jiato play the role of the godsticksuddenly.[
“所以,永远不要用常理来看待这个世界……别忘了,前段时间还有人穿越到了异界,还专门在网络上直播呢……所以说,现在内功武术什么的并不出奇,况且华夏传承5000年,谁又能保证。这世上没有匪夷所思的未知力量呢……”林嘉忽然就扮起神棍来。[
The beautiful womanreporterleansgoesexcessively, somelanguageshave looked at each otheronewith the cameraman, deeplyinspiresto turn head. SaidtoLin Jiawith a smile:
美女记者侧过头去,有些语地跟摄像师对视了一眼,又深吸一口气回过头来。对林嘉笑着说道:„ForestStudentsaidright...... Inthisworldhastoomanyunsolved mysteries, is we are hardto discover... ForestStudent, yourcousin'sInner Strengthis so deep, thenyou......”
“林同学说得对……这世上有太多的未解之谜,是我们难以去发现罢了…林同学,你表妹的内力如此深厚,那么你……”Lin Jiabeckons with the hand saying: „Iam an average person, will playdozen of basketballsto be tiredcontinuallylikely a dog, wherewill understandanyInner Strength...... Ihopeactuallymycousincanpass onmyhalf a loaf of Kung-fu, hey.”
林嘉摆摆手道:“我不过是个普通人,连打打篮球都会累得像条狗,哪里懂什么内功啊……我倒是希望我表妹能传我一招半式,嘿嘿。”
The beautiful womanreportershot a look atonealsoinwolfing downLi Jiayu. Saidspookily: „Hope, Ibelievethatsooner or laterone day. Yourcousinwill make public to the worldsomeInner Strengthheartlaws...... When the time comes, Chinawill startwind of newesteeming martial arts, onceChinahad the wind of esteeming martial arts, thatis the quality of the whole peopleandspiritual the coming of bigsublimationtime. Sweeps the color of dejectedcorrupting!”
美女记者瞥了一眼还在狼吞虎咽的李佳玉。幽幽道:“希望可以吧,我相信,迟早有一天。你表妹会将一些内功心法公诸于众的……到时候,全中国都将会掀起一阵新的尚武之风,一旦中国有了尚武之风,那就是全民素质和精神的大升华时代的到来。一扫颓然腐烂之色!”„Right. Ialsobelieve...... Butmythiscousinis young, perhapswaited forherto straighten outhas also neededto waittenyearseightyears......”
“对。我也相信……咳咳,不过我这表妹年纪还小,也许等她开窍了还需要等个十年八载吧……”InLin Jiaheartis actually thinkingthatLi Jiayuthatis the inbornsupernatural power, does the Inner Strengthheartlaw of wherehavingteachothers?
林嘉心里面却在想,李佳玉那是天生神力,哪里有个屁的内功心法来教别人啊?ThereforeLi Jiayu cannot count on, mustcount on that should also count onhisLin Jia, whichday after waiting forhisBattle Qigreat accomplishment, naturallywill found a Battle Qitime. Directs the earthmanto practiceBattle Qi, when the time comesfatherwasworthy of the reputationFight Emperor.!
所以李佳玉是指望不上的喽,要指望也该指望他林嘉,等哪天他斗气大成之后,自然就会开创一个斗气的时代。指点地球人修炼斗气,到时候老子就是名符其实的斗帝了。哇哈哈哈哈!„No matter what, Mr.Linyourcousinmakesusquitesurprisedas before...... Has the floweredcommonbeautiful appearance, black holegeneralappetite, but alsohasdeeplydoes not see the bottomTrue Qito cultivateis...... Ibelievethatshebecomes the new generationnationalidol, if possible, Ihope that Mr.Linyoucando the ideological worktohermuch, makingheraccept the furtherinterviewto the ProvinceTelevision station......”
“不管怎么说,林先生您的表妹依旧让我们好吃惊……有着花儿一般的美貌,黑洞一般的食量,还有着深不见底的真气修为……我相信,她会成为新一代国民偶像,如果可以的话,我希望林先生你可以多多给她做一下思想工作,让她到省电视台来接受进一步的采访……”„Mymeeting, does not haveissue.”
“我会的,没问题。”„Mr.Lin, will then havesomegossipissue...... Un, isthis, youmayknow how manymartial arts worldaristocratic familiesnowadayshas? It is saidtheseInner Strengthgreat accomplishmentmasters, canlive over 100 years old, moreoverdoes not needto eat meal, is thisreal?”.
“林先生,接下来会有一些更加八卦的问题……嗯,是这样的,你可知道,现今尚存多少武林世家?据说那些内功大成的高手,可以活到100多岁,而且不用吃饭,这是真的吗?”。„The martial arts worldaristocratic familyhasmanymenot to knowreally...... However, as far as I know, does not practice martial artsdifficultly, difficultis difficultto bring forthTrue Qi... Thereforeuntil now, inthisdesire for material welfare the society of crossflowandair pollution, sincerityfewindividualscanbring forthTrue Qi, this are also whyUncle Li and cousinrun up toAntarcticContinentreason, becausethereextremeclosenature, the environmentis badandleast bitpollution... More suitableto quenchingTrue Qi...... Naturally, whattheymustpracticeisSupremeTrue Qi, it is saidsomelow-gradeTrue Qi, canpracticein the remote mountains and ancient forests...... Actuallymustsayreallythat the martial arts worldaristocratic familyalreadydid not exist, according toUncle Li, genuinelyalsounderstands the True Qiperson, includingsomeoverseas Chinese, already not over20people...... Naturally, the True Qimasterdoes not live100years old is not the issue, after all the physical qualityis much better, as fordoes not needto eat mealthatisimpossible, had not seen that mycousinhas eaten up30people of shares the food? In the air/Qiisprofound, capacity for foodis the terror...... Ha Ha, the gluttons, wantto maintain the perfectstaturewantto let loose the appetiteto eat, youcometo linkInner Strength!”
“武林世家有多少我是真的不知道……不过,据我所知,练武不难,难就难在练出真气…所以时至今日,在这个物欲横流而且大气污染的社会,真心没几个人能练出真气了,这也是为何李伯伯和表妹跑到南极大陆的原因,因为那里极端接近大自然,环境恶劣而又半点污染…更适合淬炼真气……当然,他们要练的是至高的真气,据说低档一些的真气,也是可以在深山老林里练出来的……其实真要说起来,武林世家早已是不存在了,据李伯伯所说,真正还懂得真气的人,包括一些华侨在内,已经不超20人了……唔,当然,真气高手活到100岁不是啥问题,毕竟身体素质都好得出奇嘛,至于不用吃饭那是不可能的,没看到我表妹已经吃下30人份的饭了吗?内气越是高深,饭量就越是恐怖……哈哈,吃货们,想要保持完美身材又想要放开胃口多吃,那你们就来连内力吧!”Lin Jiaas a third-classnetworkwriter, half real , half fake, fools the beautiful womanreporter who arrangesfollows a prescribed patternone, seems the faintheart movement, ifLi Jiayureallyopens the True Qitraining classnow, onlyfeared that thispress womanreallymustbow the head in greeting.
林嘉作为一个三流网络写手,编的还是一板一眼的嘛,半真半假,唬得美女记者一愣一愣的,似乎是隐隐心动起来,如果现在李佳玉真的开个真气培训班,只怕这名女记者就真的要纳头便拜了。„So that's how it is... Then, is the secondgossipissue, it is saidsometime-honoredfamilies, likegiving the later generationto betroth children before they are bornsecretly...... Does not know that the matter of thisdogbloodcanappearonyourcousin...... OryourUncle LiwhenAntarcticContinent, except forleadinghis daughter, whetheralsohasotheryoung man, um, isyourcousin'sfriends from childhoodand so on...”
“原来如此…那么,接下来是第二个八卦问题,据说一些历史悠久的家族,都喜欢私自给后辈指腹为婚……不知道这种狗血的事情会不会出现在您表妹身上……或者说,您的李伯伯在南极大陆的时候,除了带着他的女儿,是否还带有别的年轻小伙,嗯,就是你表妹的青梅竹马之类的…”
The beautiful womanreportervoicehas not fallen, the surroundingshundreds ofcrowdsallhave raised up the ear, allhit12spiritualto listen respectfullycarefully.
美女记者话音未落,周围数以百计的围观群众就全都竖起了耳朵,全都打起了12分精神仔细聆听。„Ha, felt relieved... Uncle Liis very enlightened, howpossiblyto give the Jiayuyounger sisterto look for trouble, carries outbetrothing children before they are born that anythingteaches with tireless zeal, excuse me, nowin the 21 st century, othersmartial arts worldpublic figuresalsohad understood who keeps pace with the times! Let alone...... Youthoughtthatinthisworldsomepeople can be joined tomycousin? Compared with the look, whocompares favorably with? Whoconfessed that canadd up topair of young boys and girlswithher? Compared with the military force, whodaresto receive her fist? Even ifdrives the tankto comewithherto hit, shealsoin the same old waycanempty-handedremove the tank, clutchesto fight with the fists dead fromtankCangliyou, sheis the human formreaches as high ashas the woodto have! Un, naturally...... Ifyoumustwithmycousincompared withIQ, Inot have the means that sheisnaturaldull, smallblurry, everything that became famouslikessolvinguse violence, does not likeusing the brainsto come......”[
“哈,放心好了…李伯伯很开明的,怎么可能给佳玉妹子找不自在,搞什么诲人不倦的指腹为婚嘛,拜托,现在都二十一世纪了,人家武林人士也是懂得与时俱进的耶!更何况……你们觉得,这世上有人能配得上我表妹吗?比相貌,谁比得上?有谁自认能跟她凑成一对金童玉女?比武力,谁敢接下她一拳?就算是开着坦克来跟她打,她也照样能空手拆了坦克,把你从坦克仓里揪出来一拳打死,她就是人形高达有木有!嗯,当然啦……如果你们非要跟我表妹比智商,那我就没办法了,她是出了名的天然呆,小迷糊,凡事都喜欢用暴力来解决,不喜欢开动脑筋来着……”[Lin Jiaoccasionalsmallhumorous, immediatelystirs up the peopleto smile, the beautiful womanreportersaid:
林嘉偶尔的小幽默,顿时惹得众人会心一笑,美女记者道:„Lin JiaStudent, youmayprobablylookto tightenyourcousinwell, althoughsaidman who can be joined toyourcousinvery few...... However, lovematter was very difficult saying that perhapsyourcousinwhichdaywas pursuedbywhichlucky fellow...... Youlook, the crowdsinsideon the scene, almost alluniversitymale studentslooked that yourcousin'slookblames...... Ibelievethatover90%peoplesomewhatare shockingtoher and heart of admire...... Giggle, you, quickbecomes the nationalbrother-in-law, laterwill certainly have the innumerablepersonto runto callyourbrother-in-law.”
“林嘉同学,你可要好好看紧你的表妹喽,虽然说配得上你表妹的男人少之又少……不过嘛,爱情这种事真的很难说,也许你表妹哪天就被哪个幸运儿追到手呢……喏,你看,在场的围观群众里边,几乎所有的大学男生看你表妹的眼神都怪怪的……我相信,超过90的人都对她有几分惊艳与爱慕之心的吧……咯咯,你啊,很快就会成为国民大舅子,以后一定会有数不清的人跑来叫你大舅子的。”
The beautiful womanreportervoicejustfell, the surroundingcrowdslikeweremake, unexpectedlycomparedshoutstowardLin Jiadatacitly:
美女记者话音刚落,周围的围观群众像是约好了一样,居然比默契地朝林嘉大喊道:„Brother-in-law! Brother-in-law! Yourcousingivesmeto look after!”
“大舅子!大舅子!你表妹就交给我来照顾吧!”Big of momentum, simplylooks like the rough sea wavesevacuation, the heavy snowlandslide......
声势之大,简直就像是巨浪排空,大雪山崩……HoweverLin Jiawhole piecefacewas black......
不过林嘉整张脸都黑了……Scolded the next door!
骂了隔壁!Onecrowd of animals, the Jiayuyounger sisteris a father, the fatherwill befutureFight Emperor, sooner or laterwill take a seriesEarth, the footto step onthree, only then the father can be joined tosuchbeauty!
一群禽兽,佳玉妹子是老子的,老子是未来的斗帝啊,迟早要一统地球,脚踩三界,只有老子才能配得上这样的大美人啊!
The beautiful womanreporterwas also gladto smile, sheextendsmake a moveto come, shook handwithLin Jia, said with a smiledelightfully:
美女记者也被乐得笑了,她伸出手来,跟林嘉握了握手,甜美地笑道:„Thisinterviewwas very happy, makingusobtainenoughmaterial, thisvideowill broadcastin the ProvinceTelevision station...... ForestStudent, thankedyourcoordinationvery much, wishyouandyourcousincanhave a joyfulafternoon.”
“这次的采访很愉快,让我们得到了足够的猛料,这段视频将会在省电视台播放出去的……林同学,很感谢你的配合,祝你与你表妹能有一个快乐的下午。”„Does not needto thank...... Should, should...... Was right, laterIammycousin'sspokesman, sur-manager...... Hey.”Lin Jiathought that the hand of beautiful womanreporteris very slipperytenderly, butcompareswithLi Jiayu's, has very bigdisparity, yeah, was really togetherwithLi Jiayufor a long time, sooncould not raise the least bitinterestto the woman of Earth.
“不用谢……咳咳,应该的,应该的……哦哦对了,以后我就是我表妹的代言人,外加经纪人……嘿嘿。”林嘉觉得美女记者的手很滑嫩,不过跟李佳玉的手比起来,还是有着很大的差距,哎,果然啊,跟李佳玉相处久了,都快要对地球的女人提不起半点兴趣了。„Iate to the full, Lin Jia, leadsmeto go outto playquickly!”Li Jiayuhas wipedoncorners of the mouthwith the paper goods the greasygrease stains, honk the mouth, lookswith the juicyeyeslightlytoLin Jia.
“我吃饱了,林嘉,快带我出去玩!”李佳玉用纸巾抹了抹嘴角上油腻腻的油渍,微微嘟起嘴,用水灵灵的眼睛看向林嘉。Howeveratthis time
然而就在这个时候„hōng lóng”
“轰隆”In the sky, transmits a shakes the heavensthunderclap, thisthunderclapvolumeis extremely high, the glass of householdslightlyvibrates, the tableware on cafeteriatablealsohasis shakenmuchfallsfallson the place, not to mention the eardrum of peoplewas shakenhashurts.
天空中,传来一声惊天炸雷,这一声炸雷音量极高,户的玻璃都微微震动,食堂桌子上的餐具也有不少被震得摔落在地,更别提人们的耳膜被震得有多疼了。
A tube on cafeteriaceiling, unexpectedlyalsoshakingis split upby the terrorthunderclapsound wave, the shatterglass piecepiece by piecesprinkles!
就连食堂天花板上的一条灯管,居然也被恐怖的炸雷声波给震得四分五裂,破碎的玻璃碎片都片片洒落!„”
“啊”
Many female studentson the scene, were frightenedbythisunexpectedthunderclaphurryto cover the ear, some alsofrightened the faceto be white, let loose the throatto screamthatwas extremely grating!
在场的不少女生,都被这声猝不及防的炸雷吓得赶紧捂住耳朵,有一些还吓得脸都白了,放开喉咙尖叫起来,极其刺耳!
The entirecafeteria, has started not the smallfluctuation, just nowthatgoodatmosphereallvanishesdoes not see, onlyremainingsuffocatesstartled.
整个食堂,都掀起了不小的波动,方才那良好的气氛全都消失不见,只剩下窒息般的惊慌。„What's the matter, thundered! Howeverthisthunderclappossiblysois how big......”
“怎么回事,打雷了吗!但是这雷声怎么可能那么大……”„Thisis not the thunderclap, thunderclapis absolutely impossiblethatgratingly......”
“这不是炸雷,炸雷绝对不可能那么刺耳的……”„Right, outsideabsolutelydoes not have the least bitdark cloud, not having the dark cloudfrictionnot to have the thunder, it is estimated thatwill benot far awayhasanylarge explosion......”
“对啊,外面根本就没有半点乌云,没有乌云摩擦是不会有响雷的,估计是不远处发生什么大爆炸吧……”„Outsidedefinitelyleft the important matter, do wewantto go to the sceneto examine?”
“外面肯定出大事了,我们要不要去现场查看一下?”Whencafeteriapeopleare noisy......
就在食堂众人都乱哄哄的时候……„This”
“兹”
A lightsound, the camera of reportersautomaticallyhas shut immediately down, evenhas also emittedsomeill-smellingblack smokes!
一声轻响,记者们的摄像机顿时就自动关闭了,甚至还冒出了一些难闻的黑烟!Un?
嗯?
Did the cameraburn out?
摄像机怎么烧坏了?Thisis impossible, butthiscamera the foreign goods, tens of thousandsmoney, properly speaking the qualityshouldquitegood......
这不可能啊,这台摄像机可是外国货,几万块钱一台的,按理说质量应该相当的好……Not merely the reporterswere only scared, allcrowdson the scene were also scared.
不单只记者们傻了眼,就连在场的所有围观群众也傻了眼。Because oftheirelectronic installation, allhas extinguished unexpectedly also the picture, fell into the condition of paralysiscompletely, the cell phone, electronic watch, mp3andplate, and evenis the profligatefemale studentfills the massagestickinskirt, unexpectedlyall the lawrevolved!( To be continued......)
因为他们的电子设备,居然也全都熄灭了画面,完全陷入了瘫痪的状态,手机、电子表、mp3、平板,乃至是放荡女生塞在裙子里的按摩棒,居然全部都法运转了!(未完待续……)
To display comments and comment, click at the button
Comments for Chapter #1332: Insect Race Insect Race!