Lin Jia at speed of 100 meters sprint, fast rushed to the window to poke head to look suddenly, saw astonishing one! 林嘉以100米冲刺的速度,飞快地冲到窗口探出头猛然一瞧,看到了惊人的一幕！ On front less than 80 meters path 前方不到80米的道路上 A motorcycle knocks down one side, the three people on vehicle tumble fall confused, the other two brothers stop the motorcycle to run to examine hastily that the scene makes a mess...... 一辆摩托车翻倒在地,车上的三人都滚落一旁摔得七荤八素,剩余的两个兄弟连忙停下摩托车跑去查看,场面乱作一团…… But in the ground, some glass detritus are reflecting light! 而地面上,还有一些玻璃碎屑在反光！ Does not need to want also to know that these glass detritus definitely are drinking glass fragment that Li Jiayu threw a moment ago! 不用想也知道,那些玻璃碎屑肯定是李佳玉刚才扔出去的玻璃杯残片！ Li Jiayu uses a drinking glass unexpectedly, opened the strong man of motorcycle pounding to faint 80 meters away, the car(riage) turned the person but actually, was very distressed! 李佳玉竟然用一个玻璃杯,就把80米之外开着摩托车的猛男给砸晕了,车翻人倒,好不狼狈！ „Are you and you doing!” “你、你到底在干什么！” „Plays, who makes that group of people harass a person of clear dream chatty!” Li Jiayu has turned head, the limpid clear red pupil flashes through a cunningness, the corners of the mouth is also having a smile of practical joke. “玩玩而已,谁让那群人那么唧唧歪歪扰人清梦！”李佳玉回过头,清澈晶莹的红眸闪过一丝狡黠,嘴角也带着一种恶作剧的微笑。 „He and they are all right......” Lin Jia to blush with shame, he wants actually very much toward the Li Jiayu ignition, but Li Jiayu has shown mercy, she must move really has killed the heart, then the brothers were not the head suffer a drinking glass to be so simple. “他、他们没事……”林嘉汗颜,他倒是很想朝李佳玉发火,可是李佳玉已经手下留情了,她要真的动了杀心,那么兄弟们就不是脑袋挨一个玻璃杯那么简单了。 Also the high strong man drives motor luckily time has put on the security hard helmet, otherwise ate one to fill including the drinking glass of brute force, only feared that the skull will break to pieces, did not die also wants the specific weight cerebral concussion, took a look, that broken becomes any appearance with the drinking glass that the security hard helmet bumped into, should in a big way know the dashing strength of that drinking glass...... 也幸好高壮猛男开摩托的时候戴上了安全头盔,要不然吃了一个满含蛮力的玻璃杯,只怕头骨都会碎掉,不死也要重度脑震荡,瞧瞧,那个与安全头盔相撞的玻璃杯碎成什么样子,就该知道那玻璃杯的冲撞力有多大…… In Lin Jia moral nature is scared again, Li Jiayu's threw skill rather extremely Heaven Defying, the alarm clock that first time she shot flew hundred meters, has broken the BMW bold car(riage). This is passable, after all others BMW is static is anchoring, not stemming from motion condition. But now, the brothers are riding the bicycle medium speed migration! 林嘉心底里再一次发毛,李佳玉的投掷技巧未免太过逆天了,第一次她掷出的闹钟飞行百米,砸坏了宝马豪车。这还说得过去,毕竟人家宝马车是静止地停靠着,并没有出于移动状态。可是现在,兄弟们可是骑着自行车中速移动的呀！ „All right, shows slightly to punish, cannot die.” “没事,以示小惩罢了,死不了。” Li Jiayu has turned around, has patted clapping, lazily and sits to the bunk on, the peak draws the eyelid to look at dumbfoundedly Lin Jia: 李佳玉转过身,拍了拍手,懒洋洋地又坐到床铺上,耸拉着眼皮望着瞠目结舌地林嘉: „Just awoke. The bone is itching...... You accompany me to move the physique.” “刚睡醒。骨头在发痒……你来陪我活动活动筋骨。” „Laofoye forgives, legal society does not allow to begin to fight casually, does not have the issue the wound to me actually. But if spoiled family's electric appliance, or wound to flowers and plants not good......” “老佛爷饶命啊,法律社会不允许随随便便动手打架,伤到我倒是没问题。可是如果弄坏了家里的电器,或者伤到花花草草就不太好了……” On Lin Jia forehead the perspiration clip clop, cracks a joke, accompanies the words absolute meeting deceased person who Li Jiayu contests. Do not look that her pair of small hand is tender and slippery. If the beautiful jade is fine, but in fact the power saws of this both hands in compared with «Power saw Hormicidal mania» must be rich in the lethality, perhaps if Lin Jia by flip, the bone must broken become the powder! 林嘉额头上又汗哒哒的,开什么玩笑,陪李佳玉过招的话绝对会死人的呀。别看她那双小手又嫩又滑。如美玉般精致,但实际上这双手比起《电锯杀人狂》里的电锯还要富有杀伤力,林嘉要是被轻碰一下,恐怕骨头都要碎成粉末！ „Weak one, does not have including fight valor, were you also a man?” The Li Jiayu corners of the mouth turn upwards one to disdain. “弱者,连战斗的勇气都没有,你还是不是男人了？”李佳玉嘴角翘起一丝不屑。 „Excuse me, man and fight 10 cents relations do not have, the time is progressing rapidly. What art is harmoniously civilized the sustainable development path, everybody is a civilized person. Naturally must keep pace with the times, the tasteful politeness is well-mannered right, often compares notes, that is the military person boorish fellow behavior, they, either go to work as martial arts Instructor, either please go to the prison to pick the soap by policeman...... As for killing, that is the Young and Dangerous does, we must have the personal status like the Young and Dangerous, the rascally dishonest ways ignore a proper occupation...... We are harmonious, is humble, wants the friendly affection......” Lin Jia to talk incessantly like the fly, meanwhile has drawn back toward behind several steps, has widened the safe distance with Li Jiayu. “拜托,男人与战斗一毛钱的关系都没有,时代在飞速进步。讲究的是和谐文明地可持续性发展道路,大家都是文明人。当然要与时俱进,讲究礼貌彬彬有礼才对,动不动就切磋,那是武夫莽汉所为,他们啊,要么去当武术教练,要么就被警察叔叔请去监狱里捡肥皂……至于打打杀杀,那是古惑仔干的,我们可不能像古惑仔那样没品位,流里流气歪门邪道不务正业……我们要和谐,要谦逊,要友爱……”林嘉像苍蝇一样唠唠叨叨,同时还朝后面退了几步,跟李佳玉拉开了安全距离。 „, Coward!” “切,孬种！” Li Jiayu looks at Lin Jia who shrank, pours has not continued to be ruthless again, drips to walk greatly, hit Lin Jia to go out with the shoulder, runs to go to bathroom. 李佳玉看了看畏畏缩缩的林嘉,倒也没再继续赶尽杀绝,大喇喇地走过去,用肩膀撞了撞林嘉就出了门,跑去上个厕所。 „Shouted, this great-aunt was really difficult to serve, eats my lives my, harmed my brothers danger not to be said by the fatal disaster, has almost become including me her flesh sandbag...... This day has had no way simply!” “呼,这姑奶奶真难伺候,吃我的住我的,害得我兄弟们险遭杀身之祸不说,连我自己都差点成了她的人肉沙包……这日子简直没法过了！” Lin Jia thought that his pressure was getting bigger and bigger, impulsion that at this moment his one type wants to report to the police, in the police hand that many spear|guns, can definitely subdue Li Jiayu...... 林嘉觉得自己的压力越来越大了,这一刻他真有一种想要报警的冲动,警察手里那么多枪,肯定能将李佳玉制伏…… However reported to the police to do, Li Jiayu also did not have the crime, even if transmigrator were the illegal citizen stowaway, actually does not need to point at her with the spear|gun, moreover Lin Jia, once has exposed her whereabouts, waited for that her is the infinite trouble and vortex, where Lin Jia can look helplessly a young miss fell into the fiery pit... 但是报警干嘛,李佳玉又还没犯罪,就算穿越者是非法公民偷渡者,却也不需要拿枪来指着她,况且林嘉一旦暴露了她的行踪,等待她的将会是无穷的麻烦与漩涡,林嘉哪里能眼睁睁看着一个小姑娘掉进火坑… ...... …… Meanwhile, Lin Jia that several fall the friend of motorcycle to whin to crawl from the ground, only thought that the five main internal organs (entrails) is overwhelming, fell really miserably, many places rubbed through the skin, although cannot say that was the wound muscle breaks the bone, but must go to the hospital disinfection to inspect, at least also ten days of half a month can convalesce. 与此同时,林嘉那几个摔下摩托车的朋友正哀嚎着从地上爬起来,只觉得五脏六腑都在翻江倒海,真的摔惨了,不少地方都磨破了皮,虽不能说是伤筋断骨,但是也得去医院消毒检查一番,起码也得十天半个月才能痊愈。 „High, Gao Xiang, you fortunately!” “高、高翔,你还好！” The brothers hold anxiously from the ground the strong man, has cast off his hard helmet, vibrates his body to forget kindnesses summons. 兄弟们紧张地将猛男从地上扶起来,摘掉了他的头盔,抖动着他的身体忘情地呼唤道。 „Also and fortunately... Is a little dizzy......” “还、还好…就是头有点晕……” Gao Xiang turned roll one's eyes, has panted for breath rapidly several tones, traces the back of the head with the hand, while with worrying about the vision of fear looks at Lin Jia's house, slow said: 高翔翻了翻白眼,急促地喘息了几口气,一边用手摸了摸后脑勺,一边用担忧害怕的目光瞧了瞧林嘉的宅子,呐呐道: „It seems like, we offended the martial arts world masters really...... I know that Tianshan Tong grandmother will not be easy to let off my! The brothers, the speed pulls up the motorcycle to hurry along to escape a!” “看来,咱们真的得罪武林高手了……我就知道,天山童姥绝不会那么容易就放过我的！兄弟们,速度拉起摩托车赶路逃命吖！” People hears word, has hit fiercely a cleverness, could not attend to rubbing through many skins, which spots has fallen and broken clothes, helped up the damage not heavy motorcycle directly, was also disinclined to pick including the hard helmet, on cross sat hurriedly constantly, „rumbling” went all out to step on the accelerator, ultra-fast was above mundane thoughts to go at speed. 众人闻言,猛地就打了个机灵,也顾不得磨破了多少皮,摔破了衣服哪些部位,直接就扶起损伤不重的摩托车,连头盔也懒得捡起来,慌不迭地就跨坐上去,“轰轰轰”地拼命踩着油门,以超快的速度绝尘而去。 They have feared , the fear is slow, being ruthless „Tianshan Tong grandmother” „Tianshan six Yang Zhang” patting...... 他们是真的怕了,害怕再慢一点,赶尽杀绝的“天山童姥”就把“天山六阳掌”给拍过来了…… Even if flees to the wilderness, they do not dare in a short time „Tianshan Tong grandmother” the matter exposure, a mouth is for fear that inexpensive, annoys „Tianshan Tong grandmother” retaliation. 即便落荒而逃,他们短时间内也不敢将“天山童姥”的事情曝光,生怕自己一个嘴贱,就惹来“天山童姥”的打击报复。 ...... …… Going to bathroom time, Li Jiayu thinks strange! 上厕所的时候,李佳玉觉得怪怪的！ ...... 诶,等等…… Why I and can I squat urination? 我、我为何要蹲着撒尿？ Li Jiayu stayed, looks at the chamberpot, traces among the completely empty both legs, muttered: 李佳玉呆了,怔怔地看着马桶,摸了摸空空如也的双腿中间,喃喃道: „I remember before me, probably stands is urinating...... But if standing now urination, will get wet the pants......” “我记得我以前好像是站着撒尿的……但如果现在站着撒尿,会弄湿裤子的……” In the mind faint has remembered anything. But is quick and slurred, Li Jiayu thought in any case sits urinates specially will be strange, the whole body is not quite comfortable. 脑海里隐隐中想起了什么。可很快又模糊不清,反正李佳玉就是觉得坐着撒尿会特别怪异,浑身都不太舒坦。 This also no wonder Li Jiayu. But before Li Jiayu legendary Peak Greater Dark Summoner, can buy in the world spiritual energy to maintain the life completely, and had „has not leaked true body”, will not leak the least bit vitality, naturally does not need to drain, any bowel movement urination saved. 这也怪不得李佳玉。以前李佳玉可是传奇巅峰的黑暗大召唤师,完完全全地可以吸纳天地灵气来维持生命,并且拥有了“无漏真身”,不会外泄半点元气,自然也就不需要排泄,什么大便小便都省了。 However Li Jiayu still retained the little conditioned reflex, she remembers faintly. The own last urination, definitely is standing, no matter what. She also stands is urinating for 20 years, became accustomed. 不过李佳玉仍旧保留了一点点条件反射,她隐隐记得。自己最后一次小便,肯定是站着的,不管怎么说。她也站着尿尿20年,都已经习以为常了。 Hesitant over and over, Li Jiayu has not been standing eventually the urine, but is the complexion micro unties the leather belt red. Takes off the pants. Sits breathes out on the chamberpot...... 犹豫再三,李佳玉终究还是没有站着尿,而是脸色微红地解开皮带。脱下裤子。坐在马桶上嘘嘘…… Breathed out, just wants to wear the pants, Li Jiayu was shocked, below was moist a piece! 嘘嘘完了,刚想穿回裤子,李佳玉又愣住了,下面还湿润一片呢！ Deserves death, returns to the mortal is troublesome! 该死,回归凡人就是麻烦！ Li Jiayu put out a hand to touch awkwardly below, really wet cool, but, she has to look at all around. Immediately at present one bright, puts out a hand to tear off several paper goods. Brings cleaning...... 李佳玉为难地伸手在下面摸了一把,果然湿湿的凉凉的,无奈之下,她只好看了看四周。随即眼前一亮,伸手去扯下几张纸巾。拿来擦拭…… „gū lū gū lū” “咕噜咕噜” To the chamberpot, Li Jiayu washed the hands, on the face is actually color of the exclusion: 冲完马桶,李佳玉去洗了个手,脸上却是一片嫌弃之色: „Really troublesome, why goes to bathroom so is difficult to do, must sit must clean, the woman really all bothersomely dies...... I dislike the woman to be very bothersome obviously, but why I am female? Thinks really does not understand......” “真麻烦,为何上个厕所都那么难搞,又是要坐着又是要擦拭,女人果然全都烦死啦……我明明嫌女人很烦,但为什么我偏偏又是个女的呢？真想不明白……” „Hateful! Stands the urine to be quite comfortable......” “可恶！还是站着尿比较舒服……” Washed the face, Li Jiayu only thinks to be refreshing, has filled from top to bottom endless Strength, she wants to vent urgently all energy. 洗了一把脸,李佳玉只觉得神清气爽,浑身上下都充满了无尽的力量,她迫切地想要把所有的精力都发泄出来。 „Lin Jia! Gives me to come, having the words must ask you!” Left the bathroom, Li Jiayu has shouted one toward room. “林嘉！给我过来,有话要问你！”出了卫生间,李佳玉朝房间里大喊一声。 „Young lady, has the words to say, can it be that to eat the noodles to be sick of eating, outside wanted to go to eat other......” “大小姐,有话请讲,莫不是吃面条吃腻了,想要去外面吃点别的……” „Who cherished outside to eat! Looks in your family that many strange Item and electric appliances, I think that the scientific and technological standard of this world should be very high?” “谁稀罕出外面吃了！瞧你家里那么多奇奇怪怪的道具与电器,我想,这个世界的科技水平应该很高？” „Yo young lady real high-end fashion, links scientific and technological standard ’ this word also to understand unexpectedly ‚, xiaosheng admire.” Lin Jia is full of praise, in his opinion, Li Jiayu little girl from Xianxia World should not contact the technical electric appliance to be right. “哟呵大小姐真高端时尚,居然连‘科技水平’这个词也懂,小生佩服佩服。”林嘉赞不绝口,在他看来,李佳玉一个来自仙侠世界的妞儿不应该接触过科技电器才对。 „Has one type to help me stand urination machine Item? I thought that sits to be very irritable, cleans also very to waste the time......” “有没有一种可以帮助我站着撒尿的机器道具？我觉得,坐着很别扭,擦拭起来也忒浪费时间……” „Pū!” “噗！” Lin Jia hears word one startled, with rich facial expressions looked at Li Jiayu up and down, the vision key has swept in her both legs, immediately swung the head like suspending the drum, stuffy sound track: 林嘉闻言一惊,表情丰富地上下看了看李佳玉,目光重点在她双腿间一扫,随即把脑袋摇得像摆鼓一样,闷声道: „No, absolutely does not have!” “没有,绝对没有！” „You did not say, modern sci-tech omnipotent! Why can't help me solve this small urinative problem? I must stand am urinating a!” “你不是说,现代科技无所不能的吗！为何不能帮我解决这小小的小便问题？我要站着撒尿吖！” „This really not good...... The modern women like squatting or sit the urination, therefore does not have the scientist to invent that type of thing, seems like Japan has Item in this legend actually, is unusual is imperfect, moreover specially is also troublesome, incautiously also will leak full Tui is the urine......” “这个真的不行……现代的女人都很喜欢蹲着或坐着小便,所以没有科学家发明出那种东西,呃,貌似日本倒是有这种传说中的道具,可是非常的不完善,而且也特别麻烦,一不小心还会漏得满腿都是尿……” „That considers as finished!” “那算了！” Li Jiayu restrains the smiling face, shows that advertisement -type desolate arrogant expression, said: 李佳玉收敛起笑容,重新摆出那种招牌式的冷淡傲慢表情,道: „Quite bored, I give you two choices...... First, accompanies me to move the physique, I want to warm up well, second, leads ‚Young and Dangerous who’ I asked one group of you saying that hit the Young and Dangerous not to violate the law right, I want to hit the life unable to take care of oneself them. Third, brings I look so-called ‚the martial arts world master’ ‚martial arts Instructor’, I take one to hit ten, asked for advice the battle efficiency of earthman strongly.” “好无聊呀,我给你两个选择……第一,陪我动动筋骨,我想要好好热热身,第二,带我去找一群你说的‘古惑仔’,打古惑仔不犯法对,我想把他们打得生活不能自理。第三,带我去找所谓的‘武林高手’‘武术教练’,我要一个打十个,领教一下地球人的战斗力有多强。” „?” “啊？” „Idle talk little said that three options, which you do choose? I idle being all right do now, must look for a pleasure to vent the energy!” “废话少说,三个选项,你选哪个？我现在是闲的没事干,要找点乐子发泄发泄精力！” Lin Jia turned supercilious look awkwardly, this not law-abiding aunt paternal grandmother, you rested drinks full must fully stir the wind to stir the rain, letting the person do't can be peaceful? 林嘉为难地翻起了白眼,这不安分的大姑奶奶啊,您睡饱喝足了就非要搅风搅雨,让人不得安宁吗？ First, Lin Jia is kills do not work as the flesh sandbag to Li Jiayu, second, the Young and Dangerous also has the human rights, although they have the mistake, but cannot recommend the Li Jiayu denudation to punch them, such they will die very undeserved, third, Lin Jia has not known that which really Suicheng is equipped with the dojo, has, majority are the dojos of Tae Kwon Do, inside all third-class Tae Kwon Do teacher, to there, really do not contest with Li Jiayu, a move by the second, ten on together also will be lost absolutely totals military defeat, must be hospitalized more than half a year, lives cannot take care of oneself.!( To be continued..) 第一,林嘉是打死也不要给李佳玉当人肉沙包的,第二,古惑仔也是有人权的,他们虽然有错,但也不能引荐李佳玉去肥揍他们,那样他们会死得很冤枉的,第三,林嘉还真不知道穗城哪儿设有武馆,就算有,也大多数是跆拳道的武馆,里面全是三流得跆拳道教师,强不到那里去,真要跟李佳玉过招,绝对一招被秒,就算十个一起上也会输得兵败如山倒,连带还要住院大半年,生活不能自理。！(未完待续。。)