AS :: Volume #13

#1254: 9 million clicks!


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„...... Already at dusk?” “呃……已经傍晚时分了?” Lin Jia hair crawls fluffily from the sofa, rubbed the eye to look at the cell phone, was startled slightly, discovered already around 6 : 00 pm with amazement! 林嘉头发蓬松地从沙发上爬起来,揉着眼睛看了看手机,微微一怔,惊讶地发现都已经下午六点多钟了! Out of the window, Sun restrains the dazzling ray, turned into a shining compact disc, the fluttering cloud also caught one orange visionally. 窗外,太阳收敛起刺眼的光芒,变成一个金灿灿的光盘,飘荡的云也染上了一种梦幻般的橙色。 I rested unexpectedly was so long, 10 : 00 am rest now, the similar eight hours, do not need to attend class luckily today, otherwise may trouble......” “我居然睡了那么久,早上十点就睡到现在,差不多八个小时呐,幸好今天不用上课,要不然可就麻烦了……” Lin Jia swings the head that also somewhat dizzy sank, he has remembered slowly the causes and effects reason, was, in the family|home came mysterious and tsundere violence transmigrator, reason that oneself will rest on the sofa, was because she has wrested away her room! 林嘉摇了摇还有些晕沉的脑袋,慢慢地,他才想起了因果缘由,是了,家里来了个神秘而又傲娇的暴力穿越者,自己之所以会睡在沙发上,都是因为她霸占了自己的房间! Last night tossed and turned for night not to fall asleep, moreover three four times by her military force threat, exhausted, sleep rests to the evening not strangely...... , but hasn't she awaked? She rested one quickly all day, always isn't her liquor vigor will not have drawn back?” “昨夜辗转反侧一夜没睡着,而且又三番四次被她武力恐吓,精疲力尽之下,一觉睡到傍晚并不稀奇……唔,但是她也还没睡醒吗?她都快睡一整天了耶,总不会是她的酒劲还没退?” Lin Jia whispered several, looked in the building, at this moment his sincerity wants to hurry to go upstairs to awaken Li Jiayu, after all arrived at has had the dinner the time. 林嘉嘀咕了几声,又看了看楼上,这一刻他真心想要赶紧上楼去把李佳玉叫醒,毕竟已经到了吃晚饭的时候了呢。 However Lin Jia stopped this impulsion, Li Jiayu has slept well, this was not the huge good deed, awakens her only to go looking for trouble, she nothing but added to the chaos to him, did not want him to buy the clothes to want him to make ten people of shares the noodles, was a little slightly unsatisfied throws the chopsticks to throw the alarm clock, this morning over a million bold car(riage) pounding? 不过林嘉还是止住了这个冲动,李佳玉好好地睡觉,这不是天大的好事吗,叫醒她只会自找麻烦,她无非就是给他添乱,不是要他买衣服就是要他做十人份的面条,稍有点不满意就扔筷子扔闹钟,喏,今天早上不就把一辆上百万的豪车给砸了吗? Ok, no matter first she...... This morning has a look post that in posts how. Should eight hours, break 100,000 to reply?” “算了,先不管她……看看今早上发的帖子怎么样了。八个小时,应该破100000回复了?” Lin Jia opens the notebook full of enthusiasm, 林嘉兴致勃勃地打开笔记本, When he visits the homepage had a scare. Because his hundred degree celsius account number news much reaches five figures, carefully looks, unexpectedly is 27,000! 然而当他浏览网页的时候还是吓了一跳。因为他的百度账号消息就多达五位数,仔细一看,竟然是27000条! This...... 这…… This was also too terrifying! 这也太恐怖了! However what is more terrifying is receipt quantity...... 不过更恐怖的是回帖量…… A figure, 一位数, Two figures, three figures, four figures...... 二位数,三位数,四位数…… The heaven, unexpectedly is seven figures! 老天,竟然是七位数! 1 million reply quantities! 1000000回复量! And is 2.5 million! 而且还是2500000! Lin Jia stares dumbfounded. Cannot think an own post, will deceive that many replies conveniently unexpectedly in a short time, he thinks can only be 100,000. Finally is actually 2.5 million, has far exceeded 25 times! 林嘉瞠目结舌。想不到自己随手一个帖子,居然会在短时间内骗得那么多的回复,他本来以为只会是100000。结果却是2500000,远远超出了25倍! Right now probably plays has sent greatly, the reply quantity of this post is so astonishing, now 2 million. Several days later broken surely...... I force to go. This post has the attraction eyeball initiation network how, was not only one has hit the picture of mosaic......” “这下子好像玩大发了,这帖子的回复量那么惊人,现在就2000000。再过几天还不破千万么……我勒个去。这帖子到底有多么吸引眼球引爆网络啊,不就只是一张打了马赛克的照片吗……” If only a beautiful woman picture, naturally is impossible to cause so the Flame Burst effect, but here is „the Chang'e fairy maiden post, moreover title extremely of post hated! 如果只是一张美女照片,当然不可能引起如此火爆的效果,但偏偏这里是“嫦娥仙子”的贴啊,而且帖子的标题太过拉仇恨了! Frightened to urinate, in the future goddess in my family, the age will be only 12 years old! It is said is the biological daughter of Chang'e fairy maiden!” “吓尿了,未来女神就在我家里,年纪才只有12岁!据说是嫦娥仙子的亲生女儿!” Biological daughter? 亲生女儿? Here person, before completely is more than half a year, startled great wild goose one present Chang'e fairy maiden iron rod fans. In their mind, „the Chang'e fairy maiden is the chaste and happy incarnation. Pure, to marry how possibly to have the female? 这里的人,全部都是大半年前惊鸿一现的“嫦娥仙子”的铁杆粉丝。在他们心目中,“嫦娥仙子”就是纯洁与美好的化身。冰清玉洁,怎么可能会结婚生女? The Chang'e fairy maiden looks like so young, will be impossible to have the biological daughter, therefore the title of this post will be owes to pull out simply, clearly insulted the Chang'e fairy maiden pure! 嫦娥仙子看起来如此年轻,万万不可能会有亲生女儿,所以这帖子的标题简直就是欠抽,分明是侮辱了嫦娥仙子的清白呀! The netizens indignant place goes in angrily, the preparation opens spurts, when they see Li Jiayu's leaves the bath according, immediately in the brain bang one somewhat short-circuits! 网友们愤愤然地点进去,准备开喷,可是当他们看到李佳玉的出浴照之际,当即又脑子里“轰”地一下有些短路了! At first throughly shocking, by that astonishing pure and delicate deeply attracted, the flesh of that fair non- flaw, the micro red attractive cheek, the blade truncated the perfect outline, the favor cherry lips of tender and beautiful desire drop, the curved careful willow-leaf eyebrows tree top, all was like that adorable fine, as if mix mixed all aesthetic sense. 起先是彻头彻尾地惊艳,被那股惊人的纯真与清秀深深地吸引住,那白皙无瑕的肌肤,微红诱人的脸蛋,刀削般完美的轮廓,娇艳欲滴的润泽樱唇,弯弯细细的柳叶眉梢,全都是那般的可爱精致,仿佛糅杂了所有的美感。 But her eye was actually hit the mosaic, letting the person is unable to see her eye pupil, spies on her innermost feelings by her mind window. 但偏偏她的眼睛却被打了马赛克,让人无法看见她的眼眸,透过她的心灵窗户窥探她的内心。 More cannot obtain, more wants, is similar to watches the striptease to be the same, the showgirl more is not willing to take off the last fig leaf, the audiences are itchy on the exceed understanding. 越是得不到,就越是想要,就如同看脱衣舞一样,脱衣舞娘越是不肯脱掉最后一块遮羞布,观众们就越会心痒痒。 The similar truth, not being able to see the eyes of that young girl, the netizens more urgently to look that is similar to itchy is been anxious by cat claw flexure, but has hit the mosaic! 同样的道理,看不见那少女的眼睛,网友们就越是迫切地想看,如同被猫爪子挠痒痒般焦躁难忍,但又偏偏打了马赛克! However, when the netizens sober, when reexamines the young girl in picture, they with amazement have actually discovered some clue. 然而,当网友们清醒过来,重新审视照片里的少女之时,他们却又惊讶地发现了一些端倪。 She grows with „the Chang'e fairy maiden unexpectedly has three points of similar! 她竟然与“嫦娥仙子”长得有三分相似! Although one is the white hair, one is the black hair, but both's chin is the clarity of similar curve, the sticking out camber of fine jade nose is also exactly the same, but also the flesh of two are also exactly the same, such as the congealed lard Ying jade, does not have the flaw pure white, is glowing the gentle gloss, this skin color is completely different from the world of mortals female! 虽说一者是白发,一者是黑发,可是两者的下巴都是类似弧度的圆润,就连琼鼻的隆起弯度也是一模一样,还有两人的肌肤也是如出一辙,如凝脂莹玉,洁白无瑕,焕发着柔和的光泽,这种肤色是完全不同于凡间女子的! What is more important is that type does not eat the world smoke and fire the makings, such as the lonely moonlight is faintly recognizable, renounces society and lives alone, as if the eye bustling place, momentarily has been able the emergence to become an immortal to return to the forehead, this world earthliness can only become her as transient as fleeting clouds...... 更为重要的是那种不食人间烟火的气质,如冷清月光般飘渺不定,遗世独立,仿佛过眼红尘,随时都会羽化而登仙重返天庭,凡尘俗世只能成为她的过眼云烟…… Shock! 震惊! Unequalled shock! 无与伦比的震惊! These three points of similar, its shape also his god, making the person sincerity more look that more thought she same mold carves with „the Chang'e fairy maiden! 这三分的相似,得其形也得其神,让人真心越看越是觉得她跟“嫦娥仙子”同一模子刻出来的! „The Chang'e fairy maiden more than half a year just like becomes the highest popularity celebrity, even if she not in the world, but imitates her woman to go to much, from the imitation expression to the imitation hairstyle, is arrogant to the imitation from the imitation makings, in brief has been imitated is never surmounted, even also has the massive females to run to tidy up, what what a pity is very difficult the female to put in order that facial features and five senses, even if can make somewhat similarly, does not have the charm, but is imitates others to make a fool of oneself. 嫦娥仙子”这大半年来俨然成为最高人气的名人,即便她不在人间,可是模仿她的女人多到海里去,从模仿表情到模仿发型,从模仿气质到模仿高傲,总之就是一直被模仿从未被超越,更甚至还有大量的女子跑去整容,可惜的是很难有女子整出那种脸型与五官,即便能弄得有几分相似,却也毫无神韵,不过是东施效颦罢了。 But now...... 但现在…… The young girl in this picture unexpectedly with the Chang'e fairy maiden is resembling like that particularly on her immortal qi, is attacking the eyeball of people, is like that out of the ordinary! 这照片里的少女竟与嫦娥仙子是那般的酷似,尤其是她身上的那股仙气,冲击着人们的眼球,就是那般与众不同! She, is really not „the Chang'e fairy maiden daughter? 她,不会真的是“嫦娥仙子”的女儿? Bah! Is absolutely impossible! 呸!绝对不可能! But even if not the daughter, perhaps also with the Chang'e fairy maiden a little bloodlines relations, is her any relative...... 但即便不是女儿,恐怕也跟嫦娥仙子有点血脉关系,难道是她的什么亲戚吗…… The netizen who many points enter the post held the manner of opening spurts, when they reply, actually few really open spurts, instead has left behind all kinds of replies. 很多点进帖子的网友本来是抱着开喷的态度,然而当他们回复的时候,却没几个真的开喷,反而留下了各种各样的回复。 Fuck, how will have that adorable young girl, grew up absolutely is the goddess!” 卧槽,怎会有那么可爱的少女,长大了绝对是十分女神!” Is long two dimensions is much more lovable, that wipes the smile particularly, enters the heart to have the wood to have sweetly!” “长得比二次元的还可爱得多,尤其是那一抹微笑,甜入心扉有木有!” Only to this face as well as the makings, is not any star can compare favorably with......” “光冲着这张脸以及气质,就不是任何一个明星能比得上的……” Scratches, was too perfect, simply is in my dream the sweetheart, even if her urinates I to be also willing to drink one bowl!” “擦,太完美了,简直是我的梦中情人啊,就算是她的尿我也愿意喝一碗!” In building the trash, drank urine to explode weakly, I am willing to eat her three jin (0.5 kg) to fly in circles......” “楼上渣渣,喝尿弱爆了,我愿意吃她的三斤翔……” In building get lost of two heavy tastes thick! Do not insult that young miss!” “楼上两个重口味的滚粗!别侮辱了那小姑娘!” Was a pity what she puts on is the cowboy clothing/taking, does not have the means to serve as contrast her feminine aesthetic sense, the student uniform and princess who if she wears install, the female servant attire, I estimated that will be more beautiful, is really not good wears one set of bathrobe to be also good......” “可惜她穿的是牛仔服,没办法衬托出她的女性美感,她要是穿的学生装、公主装、女仆装的话,我估计会更美,实在不行穿一套浴袍也好啊……” I think that I wanted Class Transfer lolicon, looked at my saliva to flow......” “我想我要转职萝莉控了,看得我口水都流了……” Mother, more looks more looks like, looked like the Chang'e fairy maiden, if did not have the mosaic to block her eye, it is estimated that looked like...... I spoke words, do not spurt me, I thought that she may be the Chang'e daughter really......” “妈呀,越看越像,太像嫦娥仙子了,要是没有马赛克挡住她的眼睛,估计就更像了……我说句话,你们别喷我啊,我觉得她真有可能是嫦娥的女儿……” „After she grows up, can be more attractive than her mother? Chang'e fairy maiden more than half a year does not come out, it is estimated that was goes home to have a child, the space, ground one year, more than half a year, you looked at her daughters so to be big on the 1st......” “她长大以后,会不会比她娘还漂亮?嫦娥仙子大半年不出来,估计就是回家生孩子去了,天上一日,地上一年,这大半年的,你们瞧她女儿都这么大了……” Ok line, in building do not make, this post clearly is wickedly does, do not create a disturbance, the Chang'e fairy maiden will not have the daughter, but, the young miss in picture is truly attractive, does not know is really which unmarried girl......” “行啦行啦,楼上的别闹,这帖子分明就是恶搞的,你们就别起哄了,嫦娥仙子才不会有女儿呢,不过,照片里的小姑娘确实很漂亮,真不知道是哪家的闺女……” Kneels to seek her contact method, the poster told me, I called your brother-in-law general headquarters!” “跪求她的联系方式,楼主告诉我,我叫您大舅子总行了!” All kinds of replies, blended envied, affection and Envy, to admire and shock, excitedly and so on mood, 各种各样的回复,参杂了羡慕、喜爱、嫉妒、爱慕、震撼、激动等等情绪, And what is more, some reporters, talent scouts, editors and rich and powerful people reply in the post, said that anything must interview, please be the star, wants to take the portrait for her, wants to lead her to go to Maldives traveling, treats to eat meal anything's in chaos thing. 更有甚者,一些记者、星探、编辑、富豪都在帖子里回复,说什么要采访啊,请去当明星啊,想要为她拍写真啊,想要带她去马尔代夫旅游,请客吃饭啊什么的乱七八糟东西。 Naturally, some netizens blew out a more explosive news. 当然,也有些网友爆出了更加劲爆的消息。 She looks familiar very much, looks that looked like presented the mysterious young girl in Suicheng game Exhibition hall yesterday evening, because of her, the audience cut power, the plant variation, the inconceivable matter performed continually......” “她很眼熟,看着就像是昨天晚上出现在穗城游戏展览馆的神秘少女,因为她,全场停电,植物变异,不可思议的事情连番上演……” Right, is she! Absolutely is she, at that time we also wanted to give her to photograph, but the cell phone and camera have all paralyzed, has not thought that today online sees her the bath according to......” “没错,就是她!绝对是她,当时我们还想要给她拍照的,但是手机和照相机全都瘫痪了,没想到今天就在网上看到她的出浴照……” Scratches, is good to envy her taking a bath water, can roll on her body......” “擦,好羡慕她的洗澡水,可以在她的身体上滚动……” Yesterday evening saw her honorable person, had shocked at that time, this was I personally have seen among the woman is most beautiful, if she young, I really did not have the means to control itself again greatly......” “昨天晚上见到她真人,当时就震惊了,这是我亲眼见过的女人当中最美的,她要是再大几岁,我就真没办法控制住自己了……” Good, yesterday evening she disappeared bewilderedly does not see, harms several thousand people in game clubhouse to go crazy the equally full avenue to look for her......” “不错,昨晚上她莫名其妙地消失不见,害得游戏会馆里的几千人都发疯一样满大街地找她呢……” Hence reveals the truth, originally she was last night is made the noisy mysterious female, she in Suicheng, in this population nearly south big city surely! 至此真相大白,原来她就是昨晚被闹得沸沸扬扬的神秘女子,她在穗城,在这座人口近千万的南方大城市! „, Did she live with whom in one?” “靠,她到底跟谁住在了一起?” Was easy to do in Suicheng, Ha Ha, the population of Suicheng are many enough, the paparazzi are more, so long as she takes to the streets, ironclad will be seen, and track photograph...... Then definitely by everybody flesh, when the time comes, all her private will be dug up online, gives us to share together!” “在穗城就好办了,哈哈,穗城的人口够多,狗仔队更多,她只要一上街,铁定就会被人看见并且跟踪拍照……接下来肯定会被大家人肉到,到时候,她的所有私密都会被扒到网上,给我们一起分享!” Lin Jia looked at the browsing quantity of this post, was again scared, really has 9 million! 林嘉看了看这个帖子的浏览量,再一次傻了眼,竟然有9000000! Eight hours, 9 million clicks! 八个小时,9000000点击! Was this digit also extremely rather terrorist? 这数字未免也太过恐怖了? He does not know, glances over this post is not only the domestic person, overseas many „the Chang'e fairy maiden iron rod fans also hears the news to catch up, top the post through the translation software! 他不知道,浏览这帖子的不仅仅是国内的人,就连国外的许多“嫦娥仙子”铁杆粉丝也都闻讯赶来,通过翻译软件来顶贴! The overseas like „the Chang'e fairy maiden the person is ten million counts similarly, therefore eight hours 9 million clicks, are really not the impossible matter, believes that evening's this internet peak, the hit rate definitely will multiply, perhaps by 12 : 00 am times, breaks through 30 million not to be uncertain!( To be continued..) 国外喜欢“嫦娥仙子”的人同样是数以千万计,所以八小时9000000点击,真的不是什么不可能的事,相信到了晚上这个上网高峰期,点击量肯定会倍增的,也许截止凌晨12点的时候,突破30000000也不一定呢!(未完待续。。)
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