AS :: Volume #13

#1251: 12 -year-old is crisp

LNMTL needs user funding to survive Read More

That that the so-called leaving bath photo, to put it bluntly a moment ago patted, Li Jiayu had already worn the women cowboy coverall, the least bit spring scenery has not exposed, can identify her just to leave the bath only, only then that moist shawl long hair, as well as was smoked the red cheek by the steam. 所谓的出浴照,说白了就是刚才拍的那张,李佳玉早已穿上了女式牛仔套装,半点春光都没有暴露,唯一能辨认她刚出浴的,就只有那湿润的披肩长发,以及被蒸汽熏红的脸蛋儿。 Leaves the bath according to approve specially, what naturally approves is the Li Jiayu that satisfaction smile expression, is pure and limpid, is similar to under the non- flaw moon/month the elf, renounces society and lives alone, smiles to make people feel that sufficiently the entire world sublimated, all worries cast behind, wallows during her smile thoroughly. 出浴照特别赞,当然更赞的是李佳玉那满意微笑的表情,纯真而又清澈,就如同无瑕的月下精灵,遗世独立,一笑起来足以让人感到整个世界都升华了,所有的烦恼都抛诸脑后,彻底沉迷在她的微笑之中。 „Such good picture, naturally impossible casual to give others to look...... Although the detonation eyeball, sexually harasses the online that group of people very interesting, but I must keep guessing......” “这么好的照片,当然不可能随随便便就给别人看得……虽说引爆眼球,调戏调戏网上那群人挺有意思,可我也得卖卖关子……” In remote East China Sea, the country of named Japan, is rich in a movie of named love action movie, but this movie actually make the blood boil natural justice does not accommodate, why? Because this movie likes utilizing name „mosaic” the thing, affects the young people to seek to the truth extremely **, often always looks at the person tooth to be itchy, wishes one could to shoot broken the computer! 在遥远的东海,有一个名为日本的国家,盛产一种名为爱情动作片的电影,但这种电影却令人发指天理不容,为何？因为这种电影都喜欢运用一种叫做“马赛克”的东西,极度影响青少年们对真理探求的**,每每总看得人牙痒痒,恨不得把电脑拍碎！ Lin Jia also occasionally anticipation love action movie, naturally also abhors „mosaic”, but the present is very special period, he also follows the example, has retaliated the society with „mosaic”. 林嘉也偶尔看点爱情动作片,自然也对“马赛克”深恶痛绝,但现在是非常时期,他也有样学样,用起了“马赛克”报复社会。 His computer specialized student, the painter is also pretty good, the ps software naturally uses reach a high degree of proficiency, pā pā pā left the bath photo to add on the mosaic with the mouse to Li Jiayu's, naturally, he has only blocked from Li Jiayu that pair crimson such as the eye of blood. 他一个电脑专业的学生,画工又不赖,ps软件自然用得炉火纯青,啪啪啪就用鼠标给李佳玉的出浴照加上了马赛克,当然,他只遮住了李佳玉那双绯红如血的眼睛。 Blocks from the blood red eye, Li Jiayu in picture was similar to lost gold/metal Jing Divine Dragon, the elegant demeanor and charm cuts in half immediately. But also added several points of mysticalness to her, wants to look that urgently her eye is long any appearance! 遮住血红之眼,照片里的李佳玉就如同失去了金睛的神龙,风采和魅力登时就减半。但也给她平添了几分神秘,让人迫切地想要看她的眼睛到底长什么样子！ „Ha Ha, is of great success. Has a look at my this post to be able before she awakes mixes to 100,000 replies......” “哈哈,大功告成。看看我这个帖子能不能在她睡醒之前混到100000回复……” Lin Jia has posted the post, immediately eliminates own internet trace with some professional software. 林嘉将帖子发了出去,随即又用一些专业软件清除掉自己的上网痕迹。 Externally acts and under the help of professional software, he is impossible to expose oneself ip address, even if top hacker personally make a move, will be confused by Lin Jia's smoke shell, in brief he is impossible to follow up a clue to clutch by the network expert. 在国外代理和专业软件的帮助下,他是不可能暴露自己ip地址的,哪怕是顶尖黑客亲自出手,也会被林嘉的烟雾弹所迷惑,总之他就是不可能被网络高手顺藤摸瓜揪出来。 After completing these, Lin Jia then no longer goes to the tube. Then is using the cell phone to discuss the experience with an experienced old friend. 做完这些之后,林嘉便不再去管。转而在用手机跟一个经验丰富的老朋友探讨经验。 This old friend is a slippery customer, does dj in the liquor, sang well. Appearance also very much vicissitudes have, the 30-year- old man, in the liquor does not know that has picked up many women, all forms all has. Ten -year-old student younger sisters. 20 -year-old worshipping money female, family treasure, white-collar, teacher, nurse, stewardess and wealthy family daughter, 30 -year-old young married women, pregnant woman and widow, the 40-year-old ripe female and female official, the female local tyrant and female Boss, 50-year-old middle-aged but still attractive have gotten up several, in any case has played woman extremely its number, he does not remember many...... 这个老朋友是个老油条,在酒里干dj得,歌唱得不错。长相也很沧桑有型,30多岁的老男人,在酒里不知泡过多少女人,形形色色地全都有。十来岁的学生妹。20来岁的拜金女、小家碧玉、白领、教师、护士、空姐、富家千金,30来岁的少妇、孕妇、寡妇,40岁的熟女、女公务员、女土豪、女老板,就连50多岁的半老徐娘也上过好几个,反正就是玩过的女人不胜其数,连他自己都不太记得有多少…… A university student monogamous virgin, the dj sentiment Saint, should not any occurring together. But this dj sentiment Saint is actually Lin Jia's distantly related cousin, although the relation are not many. The blood relationship is placed there, this sentiment Saint cousin also will occasionally take care of the younger male cousin, but Lin Jia puts in the university life wholeheartedly, to picking up the little girl does not dare the interest. 一个大学生纯情处男,一个就把dj情圣,本来应该并无任何的交集。可是这个dj情圣却是林嘉的远房表哥,彼此间联系虽然不多。血缘关系摆在那里,这情圣表哥偶尔也会照顾一下表弟的,只不过林嘉一心扑在大学生活里,对泡妞不敢兴趣罢了。 „Yo, the youth, has not seen you to telephone for a long time on own initiative, what's wrong, can come uncle's liquor to play the evening performance? In the liquor came a waitress newly, is very clear, seemingly with you are the same university, I look, is young, the buttocks specially is big, definitely is on a bed the outstanding person......” “哟,少年,好久没见你主动打电话过来了,怎么,要不要来舅舅的酒来玩玩夜场？酒里新来了个女服务员,挺清纯的,貌似跟你是同一个大学,我看,是雏儿,屁股还特别大,肯定是个床上尤物……” That side the cell phone transmits a languid magnetic male voice, in the voice is passing a charm of not being able saying that was metal and stone bumps into likely, has filled the mature manly smell. 手机那边传来一个懒洋洋的磁性男音,嗓音里透着一股说不出的魅力,像是金石相撞,充满了成熟的男人味。 „Excuse me, I have the proper matter to look your!” “拜托,我是有正经事找你的！” „What proper matter? I said that your old boss is not small, was the time should look to accompany, do not mess about your broken gadget all day, played the game to be flamboyant and what kind, can find the girlfriend? How computer technology Ox can Cha, in the bankcard tamper with the value to you? Are the painters pretty good and what kind of? You were also counting on internally publishes cartoon? Listens to my one, makes merry while one can, has the flower to endure to fold must fold, not treats blossomless spatial booklet, I look like you such big time, is hundred people have cut......” “什么正经事？我说,你也老大不小了,是时候该找个伴了,别整天瞎鼓捣你的破玩意,玩游戏牛逼又怎样,能找到女友？电脑技术牛叉又如何,能给你银行卡里篡改数值？画工不赖又怎样？你还指望着在国内出版漫画？听我一句,及时行乐,有花堪折直须折,莫待无花空折枝,我像你这么大的时候,都已经是百人斩了……” „My ideal is the stars sea, does not work as a stud horse! The situation is such, I live together with a girl now......” “我的理想是星辰大海,绝不是当一匹种马！咳咳,情况是这样的啦,我现在跟一个女孩子同居……” „Oh! Lives together? Good, not making a sound enticed young girl to live in the same place with you, respected the young, respects the young, quite had my past style...... But I must remind your one, remembers that completes the security measure, ** Ok, may do not enlarge the belly the woman, this very troublesome......” “哎哟！同居？不错嘛,不声不响地就勾引了一个小妞儿跟你住一块,后生可畏,后生可畏,颇有我当年的风范……但我要提醒你一句,记得做好安全措施,**可以,可千万不要把女人弄大了肚子,这会很麻烦的……” „, It is not such that you think!! You listened to me to say first that the matter was not you imagines such...... She is only 12 years old, but just grew, moreover her high-end is extremely aggressive, I with her completely am not the person of same world......” “咳,不是你想的那样！！你先听我说完,事情不是你想象中那样的……她才只有12岁,只是刚刚发育,而且她太过高端霸气神秘,我跟她完全不是同一个世界的人……” „Is only 12 years old! Just grew! My good brother, you also really to understand that Old Ox eats the tender grass, looks to be smaller than an enough ten -year-old elementary student you, light currently speaking, you have the potential compared with me, oh, I listened really in the Yangtze River sand beach, after by your this Yangtze River, wave patting......” “才12岁！才刚刚发育！我的好老弟啊,你还真懂得老牛吃嫩草,找个比你小足足十岁的小学生,啧啧,光从这一点来看,你就比我有潜力,哎呀,我果真已经听在长江沙滩上了吗,都是被你这长江后浪给拍的……” „It is not......” “不是……” „Does well, my good brother, you to develop slowly, if desired, I will teach my alone gate bed technique to you, delivers again to you my appeal Item, will jump the egg, the aerosil finger cot and glass chrysanthemum will fill anything electrically operated not few, will envy your this boy, can do a beautiful young girl to foster, heartily her toward type training that you will like......” “好好干,我的好老弟,你可以慢慢开发,如果需要的话,我会把我的独门床技都传授给你,再把我那些情趣道具都给你送过去,电动跳蛋、硅胶指套、玻璃菊塞什么的一样都不会少,唔,真羡慕你这小子,可以搞个美少女养成,尽情地把她朝你喜欢的类型培养……” „, The brain do not make up voluntarily......” “不是啦,你不要自行脑补……” „On the other hand, you may probably make the secret, if passed on exited you to start to an elementary student, not merely has discredited the reputation, will also ask you to drink tea the sentence including the strip......” “话说回来,你可要做得隐秘一点,要是传了出去你对一个小学生下手,不单只是败坏了声誉,连条子也会请你去喝茶判刑的……” „Sufficed! Do not compete, I have not said! I have not occurred with her anything, she is extremely as deep as a well, is not my this average person can handle, how moreover I am again crazed am also insufficient to underage starting, the cousin, I wants to ask you, lives together to pay attention to anything with the girl......” “够了！你不要喧宾夺主,我还没说完呐！我跟她什么都没发生,她太过高深莫测,根本不是我这种普通人能搞定的,况且我再怎么丧心病狂也不至于对一个未成年的下手,表哥,我是想问你,与女孩子同居到底要注意些什么……” „, The attention do not sympathize gently, is good at utilizing the thirty six strategies,......” “唔,注意要体贴温柔,善于运用三十六计,啦啦……” This sentiment Saint distantly related cousin has talked incessantly for a half hour to Lin Jia, hearing Lin Jia one, did not know that has understood several points, although is listening rationally, but the execution also really was extremely really impractical, for example the strong kiss, for example the candlelight supper, for example creates the ambiguous atmosphere, these ordinary girl could collect the effect, but how Li Jiayu this transmigrator possibly eats this set! 这位情圣远房表哥给林嘉唠叨了半个多小时,听得林嘉一愣一愣的,也不晓得听懂了几分,虽然听着头头是道,但是真的执行起来又实在太过不切实际了,比如强吻,比如烛光晚餐,比如制造暧昧气氛,这些多普通女孩子或许能凑效,可是李佳玉这个穿越者怎么可能吃这一套啊！ „, Brother, I thought suddenly...... I ask you do not consult to pick up the little girl, must live together to experience little, so long as I can not annoy her to be angry smoothly safely have satisfied, my does not have as for these dirty ideas really......” “呃,老哥,我忽然想起来了……我找你不是要请教泡妞的,是要一点点同居经验而已,我只要能顺顺利利平平安安地不惹她生气就满足了,至于那些龌龊的想法我是真的一个都没有……” „What? Looks at your this prospect!” The sound in telephone passed thick expecting too much, the volume was also enhancing much: „Puts out your valor! Your elementary student does not dare to conquer, but also discussed that anything conquers the stars sea!” “什么？瞧你这出息！”电话里的声音透着浓浓的恨铁不成钢,音量也提高了不少:“拿出你的勇气来！你连个小学生都不敢征服,还谈什么征服星辰大海！” „Brother you do not know that she is not average person......” “老哥你不知道,她不是一般人……” „The world crow is common, in world females lack the love, which woman without has no way to conquer, does the difference is only the man have that strength...... Brother, I limit you to conquer her in one month, when the time comes brings my family to drink, I give you two to give a big red package, otherwise, later your I cut off the relations, I am not your cousin, you leave to outside also let alone know me! Such decided!” “天下乌鸦一般黑,世间女子都缺爱,没有哪个女人没法征服的,区别只在于男人有没有那个实力而已……老弟,我限你在一个月内把她征服,到时候带来我家喝酒,我给你两都发个大红包,否则,以后你我就断绝关系,我再也不是你表哥,你出到外面也别说认识我！就这么定了！” „? The cousin, does not bring to play like this, you listened to me to say first...... She is not humanity can conquer......” “啊？表哥,不带这样玩的,你先听我说……她不是人类可以征服的……” „Is she Martian or that beautiful difficult adversary person? Looks for her weakness, destroys Huanglong, this is the real man, yes?” “她是火星人还是那美克星人？找准她的弱点,直捣黄龙,这才是真男人,明白？” „She is transmigrator feeds! Also possibly is cultivation......” “她是穿越者啊喂！还可能是修真者……” „Ha Ha, Brother, you wrote the novel to overstate, coming out that then the rotten excuse also arranged, good was good, in brief your who strikes the first blow has the advantage was right, was right, the elementary student sister-in-law was what kind , the family background how, did the appearance how, have previous time me to introduce that was attractive to your nurse?” “哈哈,老弟啊,你写小说走火入魔了,那么烂的借口也编的出来,行了行了,总之你先下手为强就对了,哦对了,那小学生弟媳怎么样,家世如何,长相如何,有没有上次我介绍给你的那个护士漂亮？” „Has not been able to be used to describe her attractively...... It is not right, the cousin, does not discuss this time now, living together experience of reaching an agreement......” “漂亮已经无法用来形容她了……啊不对,表哥,现在不是讨论这个的时候,说好的同居经验呢……” „Ha Ha Ha Ha, the attractiveness on the line, lives together to experience you not to need, said that instead will have harmed you to lose the exploration the pleasure, the brother you well enjoys, 12 -year-old is crisp, the body tender body supple sound is tender, it seems like you have to work as the potential of principal! I have hung first, the artillery friend who yesterday evening new friend arrived at made me to window-shop, probably was also the teacher of your university, did not know you to know, named article still......” “哈哈哈哈,漂亮就行,同居经验你就不需要了,说多了反而会害你失去探索的乐趣,老弟你就好好享受,啧啧啧,12岁卜卜脆,身娇体柔声音嫩,看来你有当校长的潜质！我先挂了,昨晚上新交到的炮友约我去逛街呢,唔,好像也是你们大学的教师,不知道你认不认识,名叫文依然的……” „! shit, that is my instructor feeds, the cousin you cannot start to my instructor......” “啊！我靠,那是我辅导员啊喂,表哥你不能对我辅导员下手……” Lin Jia jiong, cannot think that this world is so small, including own instructor by that sentiment Saint cousin doing. 林嘉囧了,想不到这世界那么小,连自己的辅导员都被那情圣表哥给干了。 „Your instructor, that was more wonderful, I tame her well, making her look after you much, this, has hung, if you in the evening have free time, sends several your elementary student wives' pictures to take a look to me.” “你辅导员啊,那就更妙了,我好好驯服她,让她多多关照你,就这样,挂了,你晚上要是有空,就给我发几张你那小学生媳妇的照片过来瞧瞧。” The after sentiment Saint distantly related cousin of scoundrel hangs the power failure words, Lin Jia has the feeling of dizziness vertigo, this has wasted the most hour, unexpectedly anything harvests does not have...... 混账的情圣远房表哥挂掉电话之后,林嘉有种头晕眼花的感觉,这都浪费了大半个小时,居然啥收获都没有…… Do not look that this distantly related cousin reads female innumerable, but also is depends the experience rich leather bag to suffice the good charlatan actually, money many, has not dallied with the woman to be actually undecided, the year about 40 have not found a wife to give birth does not have any enterprise. 别看这个远房表哥阅女无数,但其实也就是个仗着经验丰富皮囊够好的混子罢了,钱没多少,玩女人倒是三心二意的,年近40也没有娶妻生子也没什么事业。 Lin Jia sighed, it seems like do not want to seek anything to live together to experience tattered, in any case Li Jiayu radically was the violence crazy demon, lacked the young girl tender feelings extremely side, Lin Jia only needed to burn joss sticks and worship buddha every day, implores not to be massacred by her well.( To be continued..) 林嘉叹了口气,看来是别想寻求什么破烂同居经验了,反正李佳玉根本就是个暴力狂魔,极端缺乏少女柔情的一面,林嘉只需要每天烧香拜佛,祈求不被她杀掉就好。(未完待续。。)
To display comments and comment, click at the button