AC :: Volume #21

#2017: Retarded wily old fox? /

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„This time you are tactful very much, your life did not have any relations with me, but looked that is quite honest in you these days, has not made too matter out of the ordinary, therefore has a mind to give you to direct a bright road.......” “这一次你很识趣,本来你的死活跟我没任何关系,不过是看在你这段时间还比较老实,并没有做出太出格的事儿,所以有心给你指点一条明路……。” Stands in the wharf, Zhang Xiaoqiang and Blood phoenix spoke with confidence, Blood phoenix condensed the blood-color mail-armor and helmet has looked like the power and prestige is icy, perhaps was mail-armor and helmet times is wrecked, making him lose the confidence, has not coated the helmet mask with the Zhang Xiaoqiang talk, pouring makes his the appearance that stirred up Zhao Mingyue not to be feeling well expose before several young girls, why did not know, in seeing Blood phoenix one, has thought own heart such as the Xiang Yu'er heart of dying embers kicked, almost must jump out the throat, a pair of small hand also stubbornly seized the lower hem corner, both eyes naturally artificially discharges to Blood phoenix, Blood phoenix entire thoughts on Zhang Xiaoqiang, two a meter in height heights. Bends slightly, will fall highly with the Zhang Xiaoqiang orthogonal even slightly low angle, as if the Japanese is so respectful to Zhang Xiaoqiang, pair of shifty eyes have often swept both hands of Zhang Xiaoqiang, is very afraid Zhang Xiaoqiang not to be feeling well to draw a sword to cut off the handsome head. 站在码头上,张小强与血凤侃侃而谈,血凤重新凝聚出了血色甲胄看起来威风凌凌,也许是甲胄一次次被击毁,让他失去了信心,和张小强谈话并没有罩上头盔面具,倒让他那副惹得濯明月不爽的容颜暴露在几个少女面前,不知为何,在见到血凤的一眼,一直以为自己心如死灰的香玉儿心脏扑腾起来,几乎要跳出嗓子眼,一双小手也死死地揪住衣角,双眼自然不自然地向血凤放电,血凤整个心思都在张小强身上,两米高的身高。微微弓起,将高度降到了与张小强平齐甚至稍微低一些的角度,仿佛日本人那样对张小强恭敬,一双贼眼不时扫过张小强的双手,深怕张小强不爽抽刀斩断自己英俊的头颅。 Zhang Xiaoqiang such as Blood phoenix has not thought such raises a rumpus, the serious direction landscape, doing best to convince said him to Blood phoenix future unpredictable worry, no matter also Blood phoenix did hear, the saliva scattered, will almost talk into is rescues Guan Yin in Blood phoenix and water and fire, Blood phoenix was somewhat absent-minded, listens to the idle talk that Zhang Xiaoqiang was doing best to convince, waited for the subject, in the heart still to whisper, Zhang Xiaoqiang was the Zhao Mingyue husband, why can the husband miss these many compared with the wife? Does Zhang Xiaoqiang bolt the door but actually? 张小强没有如血凤所想的那样动手动脚,一本正经的指点河山,苦口婆心的说出他对血凤前途叵测的担忧,也不管血凤听不听得进去,口水四溅中,差点将自己说成是救血凤与水火之中的观世音菩萨,血凤有些心不在焉,听着张小强苦口婆心的废话,等着正题,心中还在嘀咕,张小强是濯明月的丈夫,为什么丈夫比老婆会差这么多？难道张小强是倒插门？ Zhang Xiaoqiang does not know that Blood phoenix obtained the instruction of Zhao Mingyue, only needs him to open the mouth, Blood phoenix will agree, but also thinks that Blood phoenix appearance looking pensive is the excited performance, even more goes all out said various truth, like the salesman before Doomsday to Blood phoenix was selling the so-called security idea, Blood phoenix as before with pauses listens to the idle talk, in the brain to rotate once more, ‚Madame Zhao does not want to make Elder Brother Cockroach know that evidently was she comes by oneself, otherwise was not the union, but has hired oneself, Madame Zhao wanted to save a pin money, doesn't want the husband to know?’ 张小强不知道血凤已经得到濯明月的吩咐,只需要他开口,血凤就会同意,还以为血凤若有所思的样子是心动的表现,越发卖力的说出各种道理,就像末世前的推销员一样向血凤推销着所谓的安全理念,血凤依旧有一搭没一搭的听着废话,脑中再次转动起来,‘濯夫人看样子并不想让蟑螂哥知道是她让自己来的,要不然就不是同盟,而是投靠了,难道濯夫人想要存点私房钱,又不想老公知道？’ Immediately he hurries to fling outside the brain this bewildered idea, these things are he occupy various memories of human body contamination, this type of thing allows him to understand human the joy, anger, sorrow, and happiness, but he will not immerse in these things truly, has to inscribe the primitive instinct in bone on him, the survival also has the great strength, this is also the zombie most core instinct, even if he has been separated from the zombie ranks, cannot disappear as before the instinct of this thorough soul. 随即他赶紧将这莫名其妙的想法甩出脑外,这些东西都是他占据人类身体沾染的各种记忆,也正是这种东西让他了解到人类的喜怒哀乐,不过他并不会真正的沉浸于这些东西,在他身上还有铭刻到骨子里的原始本能,生存还有强大,这也是丧尸最核心的本能,即使他已经脱离了丧尸的行列,也依旧消不去这种深入灵魂的本能。 „You thought I said such?” Becoming dry that the glib lips of Zhang Xiaoqiang said that also thought that almost arrived at the crucial moment, a topic revolution then asked that to cancelling look patrolling universe Blood phoenix, Blood phoenix was been as if ordinary by the hypnosis, Zhang Xiaoqiang pushes him, Blood phoenix returns to the soul to lower the head to say immediately: “你觉得我说的这么样？”张小强的嘴皮子都说的发干,也觉得差不多到了火候,话题一转便问向勾着眼神神游太虚的血凤,血凤仿佛被催眠一般一动不动,张小强将他推了一把,血凤立刻回魂低头说道: „The side that Elder Brother Cockroach said is, but do you want me to do?” “蟑螂哥说的极是,不过您到底要我干什么？” Zhang Xiaoqiang most wants to listen is these words, does not attend to Blood phoenix is not true human, layer on layer/heavily pats is also wanting the high shoulder compared with his head, again letting Blood phoenix has to the rickets waist, quite make Zhang Xiaoqiang pat is more comfortable. 张小强最想听的就是这句话,也不顾血凤并非真正的人类,重重地拍着比他脑袋还要高的肩头,让血凤不得不再次佝偻腰身,好让张小强拍的更舒服一些。 „I must discover means of livelihood to you, now our cooperation will benefit both sides, is divided you to defeat, the zombie sea makes me not be feeling well throughout, lets the match who you were eaten to exchange me not to understand by it, might as well you coordinate all possibly to destroy completely to the match who you cause the damage.......” “我要给你找出一条活路,现在我们合则两利,分则你败,丧尸海始终让我不爽,以其让你被吃掉换一个我不了解的对手,还不如你配合将所有可能对你造成伤害的对手灭掉……。” Zhang Xiaoqiang looks at the Blood phoenix respectful cheeks to say seriously, in the heart after secretly was whispering ‚, looked again had the opportunity also to give to kill you.......’ 张小强望着血凤恭敬的脸颊一本正经地说道,心中则在暗自嘀咕‘等完了之后,再看有没有机会将你也给干掉……。’ Blood phoenix has not believed Zhang Xiaoqiang from beginning to end, but he today the reason that comes to have to come, if comes, Zhang Xiaoqiang has the possibility to kill him, but does not come, exploding of Zhao Mingyue hits neatly might as well was killed, at least can also result in a happiness. 血凤至始至终都没有相信过张小强,但他今天过来是有不得不过来的理由,若是过来,张小强是有可能将他干掉,但是不过来,濯明月的爆打还不如清清爽爽的被干掉,至少还能得个痛快。 „Does not have the issue, Elder Brother Cockroach said that anything is anything, so long as you spoke, why making me good.......” “没问题,蟑螂哥说什么就是什么,只要你发话,让我干什么都行……。” Zhang Xiaoqiang surprise is looking at Blood phoenix, although he knows that Blood phoenix dreads itself, doesn't need such to speak? Actually does not know Blood phoenix fear is not he, but is his nominal wife, after waiting for Blood phoenix to express completely the coordination, Zhang Xiaoqiang instead starts to suspect Blood phoenix, the unusual monster, later has probed with various words surely, actually discovered that Blood phoenix with first equally stupid, immediately makes him unable to feel the brains, this fellow already silly to limit? 张小强诧异的望着血凤,虽然他知道血凤忌惮自己,也没有必要这么说话吧？却不知道血凤害怕的不是他,而是他名义上的老婆,等血凤表示完全配合之后,张小强反而开始怀疑血凤,反常必定妖,之后又用各种话试探了一下,却发现血凤还是与前一样蠢笨,顿时让他摸不着头脑,难道这个家伙已经傻到极限了？ „...... Good, since you had understood my meaning, I was not many speak the idle talk, you sees on the current situation? Now you and your zombie has become stuffed dumpling stuffing, if no me to present you to die without doubt, the difference is only you meets head- in own initiative early dies for several days, the passive avoidance late dies for several days, said your idea?” “咳咳……那好吧,既然你已经理解了我的意思,我也不多说废话,就目前的局势你是怎么看的？如今你和你的丧尸都成了饺子馅儿,如果没有我出现你必死无疑,区别只是你主动迎战早死几天,被动的躲避晚死几天而已,说说你的想法吧？” Also let alone, Blood phoenix resulted in the reminder of Zhang Xiaoqiang also once to have the worry, but he did not believe Zhang Xiaoqiang at that time extremely, from the start does not think Zhang Xiaoqiang settled any good intention to him, naturally, Zhang Xiaoqiang truly has not settled the good intention, in the course of contacts, then made Blood phoenix have the ostrich at heart, so long as that has not chopped on the broadsword his scalp, he will not care about the possible danger, even if the Zhang Xiaoqiang threat must separate the relation of both banks he not to care, in his heart, not necessarily on behind wanted to eat his zombie sea more genial than in Zhang Xiaoqiang of Yangtze River opposite shore. 还别说,血凤得张小强的提醒也曾有过顾虑,不过当时他极不相信张小强,压根就不认为张小强对他安什么好心,当然,张小强也确实没有安好心,一来二去,便让血凤有了鸵鸟心里,只要那把大刀还没有砍到他的头皮上,他就不会在乎可能的危险,即使张小强威胁要断开两岸的联系他也不在乎,在他心中,在长江对岸的张小强未必就比身后想要吃掉他的丧尸海和善。 „This......, Elder Brother Cockroach, I said that after you have killed the main body, has my appearance, if according to the age calculates that my actual age in less than half a month, you counted on can say what thing including me who the full moon has not arrived at?” “这个……,蟑螂哥,我这么说吧,你杀了本尊之后才有我的出现,要是按照年龄来算的,我的实际年纪才不到半个月,你指望连满月都没到的我能说出什么东西来？” The Blood phoenix expression is very innocent, the words that said is also very shameless, Zhang Xiaoqiang deeply forgot Blood phoenix one to shake the head secretly, only thought that this time Blood phoenix was the genuine wily old fox, before was all camouflaging, almost made him judge the fault. 血凤的表情很无辜,说出的话也很无耻,张小强深深忘了血凤一眼暗自摇头,只觉得此时的血凤才是真正的老奸巨猾,之前全都是在伪装,差点让他判断失误。 „This, you on own initiative look for my union now, what then your plan is?” “这样吧,现在你主动找我同盟,那么你的打算是什么？” Zhang Xiaoqiang lost the patience, changes to the topic this time main purpose on own initiative, Blood phoenix frown tall Tiao, is very self-confident saying: 张小强已经失去了耐心,主动将话题转到这次的主要目的上,血凤双眉高挑,很是自信的说道: „Naturally is your army combines, resists together, relax, I will let zombie hear of greeting, these days some dyspepsias, saw that the meat is disgusting, does not need to be worried that can eat the person.......” “当然是和你的军队合二为一,一起抵抗,放心吧,我会让手下的丧尸听招呼的,这段时间都有些消化不良,看到肉食就恶心,也不用担心会吃人……。” A Zhang Xiaoqiang almost foot tramples Blood phoenix to river inside, this saying had the fellow of brain to say? Saw the anger in Zhang Xiaoqiang eye, Blood phoenix shrank the head, considered a while to find out other idea: 张小强差点一脚将血凤踹到江里,这话是有脑子的家伙说的么？看到张小强眼中的怒火,血凤缩了缩脑袋,斟酌了一会儿又想出另外的主意: „Or I retreat here......, Waits not to suit me to cross the river by some chance.......” Blood phoenix had suspected Zhang Xiaoqiang wants to incorporate his zombie, therefore such warm-hearted with his union, if before , he will not agree absolutely, but Zhao Mingyue makes him be really afraid now, compared own poor life, zombie cannot be regarded anything, but he now such is also the Zhao Mingyue person, even if Zhang Xiaoqiang wanted to tidy up him, there is Zhao Mingyue as the guarantee. “要不我退守这里……,等万一不对劲儿我就过江……。”血凤一直怀疑张小强是想收编他的丧尸,所以才这么热心的和他同盟,若是以前他绝对不会同意的,但现在一个濯明月让他实在害怕,相比自己的小命,丧尸也算不得什么了,而他如今这么也算是濯明月的人,就算张小强想要收拾他,也有了濯明月作为担保。 „Didn't you such come attracted zombie and evolved beast? When pours be not thinking crossing the river, me will also be implicated by you, must know that the evolved beast all crawls from the water.......” “你这么一来不是把丧尸和变异兽都吸引了过来？倒时你也别想着过江,我这边也会受你拖累,要知道变异兽全都是从水里爬起来的……。” Zhang Xiaoqiang shakes the head again and again, this is a rancid mildewy broken attention, Blood phoenix one hear remembers the source of evolved beast actually, will retreat the wharf only to make the evolved beast shut off his escape route. 张小强连连摇头,这是一个馊的发霉的破注意,血凤一听倒是想起变异兽的出处,退守码头只会让变异兽将他的后路切断。 „I avoid by far, let zombie and evolved beast kill a mutual wounds, waits for them to perish together.......” The Zhang Xiaoqiang delay is looking at the fellow of this rodomontading, the zombie quantity several million, the evolved beast has gone against the day also less than 1 million, now his river opposite shore altogether less than ten ten thousand evolved beasts, the evolved beast of sea is not infinite, the information of reconnaissance aircraft feedback indicated that the scale of evolved beast tide reduced, but the innumerable eddy currents above sea also prevented the evolved beast of sea deep place to come, are waiting for zombie and evolved beast perish together also really owe he to think. “那我远远躲开,让丧尸和变异兽杀个两败俱伤,等它们同归于尽……。”张小强呆滞地望着这个大言不惭的家伙,丧尸数量几千万,变异兽顶了天也就不到1000000,如今他的江对岸总共也才不到十万变异兽,海洋的变异兽不是无限的,侦察机反馈的情报显示变异兽潮的规模已经减小,而海洋之上的无数漩涡也阻挡了海洋深处的变异兽过来,等着丧尸与变异兽同归于尽也真亏他敢想。 „You only have million zombie to insist now, that side has several million zombie, you said that the evolved beast can win?” “你只有百万丧尸都能坚持到现在,那边有几千万丧尸,你说变异兽能赢么？” The Zhang Xiaoqiang words let Blood phoenix severe warning, if such, he may really become really the Z-Type Zombie delicacies, present Shanghai is the buried treasure that zombie wishes for earnestly, innumerable corpses in rotten, zombie will not actually shut out these rotten meat, god knows several million will 2-Type Zombie appear? Arrived that time....... 张小强的话让血凤当头棒喝,若真的那样,他可真的成了Z型丧尸的佳肴了,如今的上海是丧尸求之不得的宝藏,无数的尸体在腐烂,丧尸却是不会嫌弃这些烂肉的,天知道会有几百万2型丧尸出现？到了那个时候……。 „What to do did you say? This is not good, that is not good, or I simply brought zombie to surrender you to result in.......” Blood phoenix has been deliberately bad, clamps between Zhang Xiaoqiang and Zhao Mingyue two awkward, there is the evolved beast and zombie in the side, originally is a shortsighted fellow, now did not have idea completely. “那你说怎么办？这也不行,那也不行,要不我干脆带着丧尸投降你得了……。”血凤是自暴自弃了,夹在张小强与濯明月中间两相为难,又有变异兽和丧尸在侧,原本就是个目光短浅的家伙,现在已经完全没辙了。 Zhang Xiaoqiang does not believe these words that Blood phoenix spoke, in his heart, the fellow of Blood phoenix that wily old fox, even if Blood phoenix occasionally displays retarded by him is also thought plays the role of the pig to eat the tiger, his goal is not and Blood phoenix cooperation, but wants to borrow Blood phoenix to clean up these five thousand zombie seas, as the matter stands, then cleaned up place of Chinese biggest one crowd of zombie building up temporarily. 张小强不会相信血凤说的这句话,在他心中,血凤还是那个老奸巨猾的家伙,即使血凤偶尔表现的弱智也被他认为扮猪吃老虎,不过他的目的并不是和血凤合作,而是想要借用血凤来清理这五千丧尸海,这样一来,暂时便清理掉了中国最大的一群丧尸集结之地。
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