Shameless! 无耻！ Xia Tian was really shameless. 夏天实在是太无耻了。 30 centimeters distance his unexpectedly did not have the run-up, almost fell the ground, crawled with great difficulty, unexpectedly also wanted the red cow. 三十厘米的距离他居然还没跳上去,差点掉到了地上,好不容易爬上来,居然还要红牛。 Black silk beauty radical collapse. 黑丝美女彻底崩溃了。 These people under stage also wish one could to rush to trample the Xia Tian two feet. 台下的那些人也是一个个恨不得冲上去踹夏天两脚。 On the Jiangnan ten old foreheads is the heavy line. 江南十老的额头上全都是黑线。 „Idiot!” Mei Zhushuang the sword said together. “白痴！”梅竹双剑一起说道。 „ What is this fellow doing? Was during he had no intention to block The poisonous gate old strange also started to have doubts, he even suspected that made a mistake a moment ago, therefore this fellow was all right. “这个家伙在搞什么？难道他刚才是无意之中挡住我的一拳的？”毒门老怪也开始疑惑了,他甚至怀疑是刚才自己失误了,所以这个家伙才没事。 Chen azure on stage has soon been speechless: „You determined that you do want to hit?” 台上的陈青已经快要无话可说了:“你确定你要打？” „Hits! Naturally must hit, I told you, do not despise me, when I was 15 years old has been able to fight with the fists Nanshan Home for the elderly, the foot kicks Beihai Kindergarten, in recent years I almost did not have the opponent in our village.” Xia Tian very earnest saying. “打！当然要打了,我告诉你,你可别小看我,我15岁的时候就已经能拳打南山敬老院,脚踢北海幼儿园了,最近几年我在我们村几乎没有对手。”夏天十分认真的说道。 Despicable! Shameless! 卑鄙！无耻！ This is under the stage these people to his appraisal. 这就是台下那些人对他的评价。 Moreover here extinguishes the dragon congress to choose the hegemon. 而且这里可是灭龙大会在挑选盟主啊。 The person here is topest Expert, is his unexpectedly in the village fierce, moreover almost does not have the opponent, in other words in village he is not invincible. 在这里的人全都是最顶尖的高手,可是他居然只是在村里厉害,而且还是几乎没有对手,也就是说在村里他也不是无敌的。 „Gets down!” Shouting that the person under stage non-stop. “下去吧！”台下的人不停的喊道。 „, I know that you definitely envy my charm!” Very Xia Tian disdains looked at these people under stage. “切,我知道你们肯定是嫉妒我的帅气！”夏天十分不屑的看了一眼台下的那些人。 He sits to set out slowly. 他缓缓的坐起身来。 Xia Tian put out a mirror from the pocket directly, is opening the flash of mirror, he covered oneself left eye directly, is tumbling on the ground, sees his appearance, everyone was all shocked, because had anything a moment ago, they do not know. 夏天直接从兜里拿出了一个镜子,在打开镜子的一瞬间,他直接捂住了自己的左眼,在地上不停的翻滚着,看到他的样子,所有人全都愣住了,因为刚才发生了什么,他们根本就不知道。 Xia Tian just looked at a mirror. 夏天只不过是看了一下镜子而已。 „Oh mother, hurt me, I just looked at me in mirror, unexpectedly shone blindly me an eye.” Xia Tian put out an eye-shade to cover own left eye directly. “唉呀妈呀,疼死我了,我只不过看了一眼镜子中的我,居然就亮瞎我了一只眼睛。”夏天直接拿出了一个眼罩罩住了自己的左眼。 Hears his words, the following person had soon shouted'mother-fucker', these Expert thorough was also speechless. 听到他的话,下面的人已经快要骂娘了,那些高手一个个的也都彻底无语了。 They determine now thoroughly, Xia Tian absolutely is one joyful small two compel. 他们现在彻底的确定了,夏天绝对就是一个快乐的小二逼。 „Hey, here is the martial arts contest.” Chen azure could not soon have borne. “喂,这里是比武的。”陈青已经快要忍不住了。 „I know certainly this is the martial arts contest, I did do otherwise, I have prepared, can start.” Xia Tian serious saying. “我当然知道这是比武的了,要不然我上来干嘛,我已经准备好了,可以开始了。”夏天一本正经的说道。 Saw Xia Tian so quick completed the combat readiness, the person under stage gawked immediately, they started to suspect, Xia Tian fitted out this moment ago intentionally. 看到夏天如此快的就做好了战斗准备,台下的人顿时一愣,他们开始怀疑,刚才夏天是不是故意装成这样的。 Chen azure has lost the patience. 陈青已经失去耐性了。 Famous sword day error direct in his right hand sweeps away, his sword is quick, if then hits, the head of Xia Tian will be cut directly. 他右手之中的名剑天阙直接一个横扫,他的剑很快,如果这下击中的话,夏天的脑袋就会直接被斩掉。 ! 唰！ unexpectedly has not cut! 居然没有砍中！ Everyone is inconceivable of whole face. 所有人全都是满脸的不可思议。 Chen azure also stares slightly, oneself that quick sword unexpectedly has not cut the opposite party. 就连陈青也是微微一愣,自己那么快的一剑居然没有砍中对方。 „Aiya, shoelace how.” Xia Tian squats at this time there is the shoelace. “哎呀,鞋带怎么还开了呢。”夏天此时蹲在那里在系鞋带。 After he does well stands up directly: „Ok, this time prepared, can start.” 当他弄好之后直接站起身来:“好了,这次准备好了,可以开始了。” Hears the Xia Tian words, everyone does not know that should say what was good, everyone thinks a moment ago he succeeded avoided Chen azure that sword, but they have not thought that Xia Tian unexpectedly was squats is the shoelace, he does not know from the start the opposite party used the sword. 听到夏天的话,所有人都不知道该说什么好了,大家都以为他刚才成功的躲开了陈青的那一剑,但是他们没想到夏天居然是蹲下去系鞋带了,他压根就不知道对方出剑了。 In other words his luck as good as report form. 也就是说他的运气好到报表了。 „shit, this fellow also too Top Grade, was shoelace unexpectedly can also happen to evade a Chen azure sword.” “我靠,这家伙也太极品了吧,系鞋带居然也能正好躲过陈青的一剑。” „Where such person comes mounts the stage self-confidently.” “这样的人哪来的自信上台啊。” „Gets down a bit faster!” “快点下去吧！” The people under stage are the unusual disaffection, they think that Xia Tian does not have the real skill, but compels funny. 台下的人都是非常的不满,他们认为夏天没有真本事,只是一个逗逼而已。 „I do not know him!” A black silk beauty face shuts out looks at Xia Tian. “我不认识他！”黑丝美女一脸嫌弃的看着夏天。 Shaking the head that the Jiangnan ten old also keep, well one will extinguish dragon congress unexpectedly to turn into a farce, this fellow will not be contends in martial arts, will be develops the sketch simply. 江南十老也是不停的摇头,好好的一场灭龙大会居然会变成一场闹剧,这个家伙根本就不是来比武的,简直就是来演小品的。 Mei Zhushuang the sword is not even able to be angry with Xia Tian, because their two thoroughly by Xia Tian making collapse. 梅竹双剑甚至都无法跟夏天生气了,因为她们两个已经彻底被夏天给弄崩溃了。 „My unexpectedly was blocked an attack by such person, was really loses face.” The poisonous gate old felt strangely oneself lose face very much. “我居然被这样的人挡住了一次攻击,真是太丢脸了。”毒门老怪感觉自己很丢脸。 Xia Tian looks very earnestly Chen azure said: „Accompanying you are insane, accompanying you are crazy, accompanies you to hit the big wall, come, I have prepared.” 夏天十分认真的看着陈青说道:“陪你疯,陪你狂,陪你哐哐撞大墙,来吧,我已经准备好了。” Chen azure this was really angry. 陈青这回是真生气了。 How oneself said that is also Expert, unexpectedly accompanied such a to compel in stage to perform such a long time funny, his sword swept away again, speed compared with a moment ago also quick. 自己怎么说也是一个高手啊,居然陪这么一个逗逼在台上演了这么长时间,他再次一剑横扫,速度比刚才还快。 „I came!” Xia Tian shouts one. “我来了！”夏天大喊一声。 Bang! 砰！ The body of Xia Tian lay on the ground directly, a Chen azure sword anything had not cut. 夏天的身体直接趴在了地上,陈青的一剑又什么都没砍到。 „Md, hurt me.” Xia Tian rubbed own nose, then crawled, everyone saw, his right foot shoelace unexpectedly hung on the wood/blockhead, in other words a moment ago he, as soon as flushed was happen to tripped. “md,疼死我了。”夏天揉了揉自己的鼻子,然后爬了回来,所有人都看到了,他的右脚鞋带居然挂在了木头上了,也就是说刚才他一冲的时候正好被绊倒了。 unexpectedly can be tripped. 居然能被绊倒。 Perhaps this Yellow Grade strength does not even have. 这恐怕连黄级的实力也没有吧。 But the people think again, although he was tripped, but his unexpectedly mysterious evaded a Chen azure sword. 可是众人再次想到,他虽然是被绊倒了,但是他居然又神奇的躲过了陈青的一剑。 „Do you hit?” Chen azure has soon collapsed. “你到底打不打？”陈青已经快要崩溃了。 This fellow unexpectedly can be tripped by the shoelace. 这个家伙居然能被鞋带绊倒。 „Wait! Do not worry.” Xia Tian sits on the ground, pulled out from that wood/blockhead the shoelace, later he sits there looks that Chen azure said: „Can I first eat meal, then hits?” “等等！你别着急啊。”夏天坐在地上,将鞋带从那块木头中抽了出来,随后他坐在那里看着陈青说道:“我能不能先吃个饭,然后再打？” „It is not good!” Saying of Chen azure coldly. “不行！”陈青冷冷的说道。 „That does drink a water?” Xia Tian asked again. “那个喝个水呢？”夏天再次问道。 „It is not good!” Chen azure looks at Xia Tian to say angrily. “也不行！”陈青愤怒的看着夏天说道。 „Do I urinate the general headquarters?” Xia Tian continues to ask. “那我小便总行吧？”夏天继续问道。 „Did you have not to have?” Chen azure had soon been irritated by Xia Tian, he will wish one could now the direct sword front this fellow patting. “你到底有完没完了？”陈青已经快要被夏天气死了,他恨不得现在直接一剑将面前这个家伙给拍死。 „You make me move! Warms up, you looked that group of people of Olympic Games come up first to warm up.” Xia Tian said that starts to make the sit-ups directly, the push-up, slightly runs and stretches the leg. “那你让我活动活动吧！热热身,你看奥运会的那帮人上来都是先热身的。”夏天说完直接开始做仰卧起坐,俯卧撑,小跑和抻腿。 His action made the surrounding these people all collapse, this time really collapsed. 他的举动让周围那些人全都崩溃了,这次是真的崩溃了。 This is the martial arts contest, moreover is the Expert martial arts contest, the opponent or Southern Kill Wei Guang China four big Expert apprentices, his unexpectedly also take Olympic Games to compare. 这可是比武啊,而且是高手比武,对手还是华夏四大高手之一南杀卫广的徒弟,他居然还拿奥运会来做比较。 „Hateful, I warned you, my temperament was not very good.” Chen azure looks at Xia Tian angrily. “可恶,我警告你,我脾气很不好。”陈青愤怒的看着夏天。 „That changes!” Xia Tian put out a transparent glove, wore directly in the hand. “那就改改呗！”夏天拿出了一副透明的手套,直接戴在了手上。 „I change your younger sister!” The Chen azure direct sword chops, the famous sword day Que Kuairu lightning in his hand, this sword, if in dividing, Xia Tian will cleave in two directly. “我改你妹！”陈青直接一剑劈下,他手中的名剑天阙快如闪电,这一剑如果劈中的话,夏天会被直接劈成两半。 dāng! 噹！ Two fingers. 两根手指。 Everyone all looked to that two fingers, on their faces wrote all over inconceivable. 所有人全都看向了那两根手指,他们的脸上写满了不可思议。 At this time Chen azure famous sword day error unexpectedly by two fingers gripping. 此时陈青的名剑天阙居然被两根手指给夹住了。