AE :: Volume #8 我讨厌赛博坦

#245: Petroleum pipe line excision surgery


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Roar!............ Was too crisp, I felt that I became young!” “哦吼!哇哇哇……哦哦哦呜……太爽了,我感觉自己变年轻了!” In the military base spacious square, old Jetfire lies down on the ground branches off the leg, two cover head swayed left and right to shake, the mouth exudes the comfortable groaning sound. 军事基地空旷的广场上,年迈的天火躺在地上岔开腿,两手捂着脑袋左摇右晃,嘴里发出舒服的哼哼声。 Ratchet / ambulance lies between the Jetfire two legs, as the medical personnel of accompanying the armed forces, he indicated that selects the surgery of petroleum pipe line to do, fills the drill tubing crack to be purely the pediatrics. 救护车趴在天火两腿中间,作为随军的医护人员,他表示摘取输油管的手术都做过,填补油管漏缝纯属小儿科。 After may start the surgery, Ratchet / ambulance regretted, Jetfire is not only a chatterbox, is the mouthful vulgar language is never proper. 可开始手术后,救护车就后悔了,天火不但是个话痨,还是个满嘴污言秽语的老不正经。 The surgery ended, Jetfire patted fuel tanks between two legs, said satisfiedly: Young fellow, your craftsmanship is really good, you definitely do not know how long this damn problem embarrassed me.” 手术结束,天火拍了拍两腿之间的油箱,满足道:“小伙子,你的手艺真不错,你一定不知道这该死的毛病让我难堪了多久。” Ratchet / ambulance: „......” 救护车:“……” Now the most embarrassed person is I, you let me from a technological worker, turned into the technological worker. 现在最难堪的人是我,你让我从一名技术工作者,变成了技术工作者。 Right, what problem was this is, the drill tubing stops up?” “对了,这到底是是什么毛病,油管堵住了?” How you fix, passes one?” “你是怎么修好的,通一通吗?” How to pass, blows or attracts?” “怎么通的,吹还是吸?” Well, how didn't you speak?” “咦,你怎么不说话?” Ratchet / ambulance: „......” 救护车:“……” I suddenly think, you should also undergo vocal cord excision surgery a time. 我突然想起来,你还应该做一次声带摘除手术。 Obviously a time is very healthy surgery, may because of the Jetfire bad lines, become is immediately unhealthy. Ratchet / ambulance even can feel the companion to direct to him in the back, the human soldier in distant place, many people are suppressing to smile. 明明是一次很健康的手术,可因为天火糟糕的台词,立马就变得不健康了。救护车甚至能感受到同伴在背后对他指指点点,还有远处的人类士兵,很多人都在憋笑。 Jetfire leans on the walking stick to crawl from the ground, after walking two, stops, Ratchet / ambulance thinks that he was tired, finally Jetfire shook to turn around leisurely, points at the armor on buttocks to complain: Young fellow , helping me have a look here again, a little itchy, possibly rusted.” 天火拄着拐杖从地上爬起来,走了两步之后停下来,救护车以为他是累了,结果天火晃悠悠转过身,指着屁股上的护甲抱怨道:“小伙子,再帮我看看这里,有点痒痒,可能是生锈了。” The visible resentment flutters from Ratchet / ambulance, his ejection has the arm weapon, prepares a cruel injection therapy. But he ultimate is a saving the sick and wounded good-hearted person, a secretly thought bad luck, received the arm weapon to lift the Jetfire buttocks following armor. 肉眼可见的怨气从救护车身上飘出,他弹射出手臂武器,准备来一次残忍的注射疗法。但他终极是个救死扶伤的老好人,暗道一声倒霉,收起手臂武器掀开了天火屁股后面的护甲。 Bang! 嘭! An artillery sound, scared everyone, no matter the human soldier or Autobot, think that despicable and shameless Decepticons must strike a vicious blow to the savior, but after next second, they put down the weapon in hand, falls into the extremely speechless condition. 一声炮响,吓坏了所有人,不管是人类士兵还是汽车人,都以为卑鄙无耻的霸天虎要对救命恩人下毒手,不过下一秒之后,他们纷纷放下了手中的武器,陷入极度无语的状态。 Sees only Ratchet / ambulance to lift the armor, the front surface is blown down by tea muddy air current, when his grief and indignation wants certainly, a parachute follows the jet-impingement, lives in his entire body cover firmly. 只见救护车掀开护甲,迎面就被一团黄浊的气流吹倒,就在他悲愤欲绝的时候,一张降落伞伴随气流喷射出来,将他整个身躯牢牢罩住。 „-” “哇哇哇--” The parachute rope stretches straight, the old arm old leg of Jetfire could not support is brought but actually, to sit on Ratchet / ambulance. 降落伞绳索绷直,天火的老胳膊老腿支撑不住被带倒,一屁股坐在了救护车身上。 Autobots pulls down the muzzle, to save face to Ratchet / ambulance, turns away as if by prior agreement, simultaneously is blowing the whistling to the sky. The U.S.A soldier in base is also very tactful, assumes an air of self approbation to talk, pretends that has not seen just that even if some people cannot bear, is still has turned around to start titter. 汽车人们压低炮口,为了给救护车留点面子,不约而同将视线移开,同时对着天空吹起口哨。基地里的美帝士兵也十分识趣,摇头晃脑交谈起来,假装没看到刚刚那一幕,就算有人忍不住,也是转过身才开始偷笑。 The picture is too beautiful, Ironhide does not endure to look straight ahead, his several yawns reluctant organization good language: Mr. Luo Su, can he really make Optimus Prime grow stronger?” 画面太美,铁皮不忍直视,他几次张口才勉强组织好语言:“罗素先生,他真的能让擎天柱变强吗?” Ironhide ponders over Jetfire is not being an enemy, he is Decepticons infiltrates the Autobot internal undercover, holds back specially! 铁皮琢磨着天火不是敌人,他是霸天虎打入汽车人内部的卧底,是专程来拖后腿的! Luo Su has not spoken, from started not to speak a moment ago, he is looking two cards that puzzled the System prompt obtains. Because drools the ability that Jetfire moves instantaneously, when the opposite party triggers draws twice, he never imagined to open drawing. 罗素没说话,从刚才开始就一直没说话,他正纠结看着系统提示获得的两张卡片。因为垂涎天火瞬间移动的能力,在对方触发两次抽奖的时候,他想都没想就开启了抽奖。 Character Card: Jetfire( the rank extremely high Transformers senior, has the powerful strength of leader rank, because age is glorious, at present can only act as mascot)】 人物卡:天火(辈分极高的变形金刚前辈,拥有领袖级别的强大实力,但因为年代悠久,目前只能充当吉祥物)】 Skill Card: The space shifts( spans in three-dimensional spaces two points, at the same time appears at another point, uses this skill to need object to have strong attraction or energy)】 技能卡:空间转移(跨越两点间的三维空间,在同一时间出现在另外一点,使用此技能需要物体拥有强大的引力或能量)】 When the time flows backwards to Jetfire is young, these two cards absolutely gain in a big way, but now, these two cards used is a drag on teammate, but also 100% will die oneself pit. 如果时间倒流到天火年轻时,这两张卡绝对赚大了,可现在,这两张卡用了就是拖队友后腿,还百分之百会把自己坑死。 Was too hasty, I should first observe to draw...... light sadness to raid the heart again, Luo Su quite somewhat want to cry but have no tears, the one had only known drew to stay behind twice. “太仓促了,我应该先观察一下再抽奖……”淡淡的忧伤袭上心头,罗素颇有些欲哭无泪,早知如此就把两次抽奖留下了。 Now he and Ironhide hold the similar question, Jetfire was a little weak excessive, can he also help Optimus Prime strengthen? Can like Wukong and Satan mister, after the synthesis, was weaker? 现在他和铁皮抱有同样的疑问,天火弱得有点过分了,他还能帮擎天柱强化吗?会不会像悟空和撒旦先生,合体之后更弱了? Originally, Luo Su also hopeless Jetfire becomes the battle efficiency, awakens him to have two goals ; first, to help transmit Egypt, avoids in the air doing an inspection of Decepticons ; Second, after resurrecting Optimus Prime, delivers the equipment, lets on pillar elder brother's strength one. 原本,罗素也没指望天火成为战斗力,唤醒他有两个目的,一是帮忙传送到埃及,躲开霸天虎的空中巡查;二是复活擎天柱之后送装备,让柱子哥的实力更上一层。 But now, Luo Su is not very clear, why awakened Jetfire ahead of time some time, did he instead weaken? 可现在,罗素不是很明白,为什么提前了一段时间把天火唤醒,他反而变弱了? Pondering over, Luo Su can only think that was the reason of All-Spark fragment, in the original works Sam gave the Jetfire energy, but he did not have like this to do, waking up Jetfire was naturally on the verge of death, walks two steps to breathe cannot speak. 思前想后,罗素只能认为是火种源碎片的原因,原著中山姆给了天火能量,而他却没有这么做,醒来的天火自然是行将就木,走两步就喘得说不出话。 That strengthens Jetfire with All-Spark now? 那现在用火种源强化天火 Cracks a joke, strengthens him with it, Luo Su felt oneself use more credible! 开什么玩笑,与其强化他,罗素觉得自己用更靠谱! That side young fellow, you come, I have the words to ask you.” Jetfire greeted one to Ironhide, a senior citizen needs to show loving concern, expression that does not want to walk. “那边的毛头小子,你过来,我有话要问你。”天火铁皮招呼一声,一副老年人需要关爱,不想走路的表情。 Ironhide shows the whites of the eyes, a face shuts out when only has not heard, Jetfire seeing that naturally was the anger rises sharply, leans on to put on somebody's account to walk tremblingly, hundred meters distance he nearly died, overspread the metal parts all the way. 铁皮翻了白眼,一脸嫌弃只当没听见,天火见状自然是怒气大涨,拄着挂账颤巍巍走了过去,百米的距离走得他险些断气,一路上铺满了金属零件。 Boy, you are Autobot is right?” Jetfire sits on the ground, is breathing heavily saying: Can look, you are one group the young fellow, created obstacles by my like this has not been angry, indicates your noble and pure qualities.” “小子,你们是汽车人对吧?”天火一屁股坐在地上,喘着粗气说道:“看得出来,你们都是一帮好小伙子,被我这么刁难还不生气,足见你们高洁的品质。” Ironhide: „......” 铁皮:“……” Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” Luo Su looked at Jetfire behind, becomes angry out of shame Ratchet / ambulance presses by Jazz and Sideswipe stubbornly on the ground, roared to Jetfire open the fragment, he has not been angry, but was wild with rage. 罗素看了眼天火身后,恼羞成怒救护车爵士横炮死死按在地上,咆哮着要把天火拆成碎片,他是没生气,只是气疯了。 „Is Cybertron still going to war? The war had ended?” 赛博坦还在打仗吗?还是说,战争已经结束了?” A Ironhide brow wrinkle, sinking sound said: War ended, the victor is your Decepticons.” 铁皮眉头一皱,沉声道:“战争结束了,胜利者是你们霸天虎。” „, This may really be bad......” Jetfire regrets one, later said: Since Decepticons won, I join your Autobot camp now.” “啧啧,这可真是糟糕……”天火惋惜一声,随后说道:“既然霸天虎赢了,那我现在就转投你们汽车人阵营。” Ironhide: „......” 铁皮:“……” Does not use, but also please spare and not punish too severely to put our horse. 不用了,还请高抬贵手放我们一马。 Young fellow, what look your is, looks down upon me?” Jetfire stared the circle the eye, leaned on the walking stick to stand, the saliva spurted a Ironhide face: I after the ideological struggle, made this decision intensely, is not reason that because was captured by you.” “毛头小子,你那是什么眼神,看不起我吗?”天火瞪圆了眼睛,拄着拐杖站起来,唾沫喷了铁皮一脸:“我可是经过激烈地思想斗争,才做出了这个决定,绝不是因为被你们俘虏的缘故。” Speaking of this, the Jetfire aged sound takes several points of disconsolateness immediately: No one wants to live in the hatred, but if Decepticons is in power, they will destroy the entire universe!” 说到这,天火老迈声音顿时带上几分惆怅:“没人想活在仇恨里,但如果霸天虎得势,他们会毁了整个宇宙!” Ironhide agreed that but he is still not willing to admit Jetfire, shrugged the shoulders saying: Very sorry, I do not have the right to authorize you to join the Autobot camp, wants the Optimus Prime permission to be good.” 铁皮对此深表赞同,但他仍然不愿接纳天火,耸耸肩膀说道:“很抱歉,我没有权利批准你加入汽车人阵营,要擎天柱许可才行。” Optimus Prime! Who is that? Present Autobot leader?” 擎天柱!那是谁?现在的汽车人领袖?” Jetfire came the spirit instantaneously, but when he following the direction of Ironhide direction, sees the Optimus Prime corpse, immediately such as by thunder strike dull motionless, after long time, sat the ground dejected. 天火瞬间来了精神,可当他顺着铁皮指向的方向,看到擎天柱的尸体,顿时如遭雷击呆愣不动,半晌后颓然坐回了地上。 Why super leader............ the supreme descendants, why he...... he died...... the present to say anything obviously late.” Jetfire muttered, from the disappointment to the despair, his electronic eye flickered, as if will die momentarily. “超级领袖……为什么……明明有一个至尊的后代,为什么他……他死了……现在说什么都晚了。”天火喃喃自语,从失望到绝望,他的电子眼忽明忽暗,仿佛随时都会死去。 We have Matrix of Leadership, can revive Optimus Prime, living super leader.” “我们有领袖模块,可以救活擎天柱,一个活着的超级领袖。” Hears this sound, the ray of Jetfire electronic eye stabilizes gradually, he has doubts to look to speech Luo Su: Your this miniature vertebra lifeform...... I want to ask you a moment ago, is you awakens me, right?” 听到这个声音,天火电子眼的光芒渐渐稳定下来,他疑惑看向说话的罗素:“你这个微型脊椎生物……刚才我就想问你了,是你把我唤醒的,对吗?” Hey, old fogy, to Mr. Luo Su politely.” Ironhide discontented snort/hum sound, resembles shines own artillery in the threat generally. “嘿,老家伙,对罗素先生客气点。”铁皮不满哼了声,似是在威胁一般亮了亮自己的火炮。 Is I!” “是我!” Jetfire occupies a commanding position to overlook Luo Su, tilted the head shakes the head left has a look right to have a look, to spend for several minutes to gather round Luo Su to transfer: Really strange, obviously is the carbon base lifeform, actually understands our knowledge. You...... from which learned?” 天火居高临下俯视着罗素,歪头晃脑左看看右看看,花了几分钟围着罗素转了一圈:“真奇怪,明明是个碳基生物,却懂得我们的知识。你……从哪学会的?” This is unimportant!” “这不重要!” No, this is very important!” Jetfire puts down the walking stick, both hands supports hitting the face close Luo Su, the electronic eye deeply stares at Luo Su: I can induce to the All-Spark information of your within the body, this...... this was really fearful, were actually you who?” “不,这很重要!”天火放下拐杖,双手撑地将打脸贴近罗素,电子眼深深凝视罗素:“我能感应到你体内的火种源信息,这……这真是太可怕了,你究竟是什么人?” Magician!” “魔法师!” What?” A Jetfire face compels ignorant, what meaning is the magician? “什么?”天火一脸懵逼,魔法师是什么意思? Ironhide and the others heard Jetfire words simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform one startled, but the reply of Luo Su makes them drop out the anxiety, sees method that he has emerged one after another incessantly, thinks that the magician makes anything is not accidental/surprised. 铁皮等人听到天火的话齐齐一惊,但罗素的回答让他们抛下疑虑,见过他层出不穷的手段,认为魔法师做出什么都不意外。 „The matter about magician, we later can sit to discuss slowly. Now returns to the proper topic, Matrix of Leadership in our hands, can resurrecting Optimus Prime......” Luo Su refer to the Optimus Prime corpse momentarily , to continue saying: But the enemy is powerful, has The Fallen besides Decepticons also on Earth, Optimus Prime needs your strength.” “关于魔法师的事情,我们以后可以坐下来慢慢谈。现在言归正传,领袖模块在我们手上,随时可以复活擎天柱……”罗素指了指擎天柱的尸体,继续说道:“但敌人非常强大,除了霸天虎还有堕落金刚也在地球上,擎天柱需要你的力量。” Right, the super leader needs my strength, I the life as Decepticons, have never handled a meaningful matter, only then this time......” Jetfire speaking of this sudden, looks to some look twinkles of Luo Su: How you will know these, have no reason?” “没错,超级领袖需要我的力量,我身为霸天虎的一生,从未做过一件有意义的事情,也只有这次……”天火说到这突然一顿,看向罗素的眼神有些闪烁:“你怎么会知道这些,没有理由啊?” Luo Su also explained, smiles: I know, for example your result, you will die!” 罗素也不过多解释,神秘一笑:“我知道很多,比如你的结局,你会死!” Jetfire hears word speechless, after long time, laughs, said steadfastly: Yes, I died, but Jetfire magnificent forever, I did not regret!” 天火闻言哑然,半晌后大笑起来,坚定不移道:“是的,我死了,但天火的辉煌永在,我绝不后悔!” Very good, before Optimus Prime resurrects, I can help him first make the decision, allowing you to join the Autobot camp. Naturally, this is temporary, waits for Optimus Prime to resurrect, you applied to him again face to face.” Luo Su speaking of this, looked at Ironhide and Jazz, after two people nod gently then said: „Should Matrix of Leadership in Egypt, The Fallen and Decepticons also there, you know their goals?” “很好,在擎天柱复活前,我可以帮他先做决定,允许你加入汽车人阵营。当然,这是临时的,等擎天柱复活,你再当面向他申请。”罗素说到这,看了眼铁皮爵士,在二人轻轻点头后接着说道:“领袖模块在埃及,堕落金刚霸天虎也在那里,你应该知道他们的目的吧?” A Jetfire brow wrinkle: Knows! The supreme descendant death, The Fallen appeared in Earth, he came for the energy matrix, the time did not wait for the person, we must the present.” 天火眉头一皱:“知道!至尊的后裔死亡,堕落金刚出现在地球,他为能源矩阵而来,时间不等人,我们必须现在就出发。” From is a little far, you?” “距离有点远,你行吗?” A little is truly far, I need your help......” Jetfire to lean on the walking stick to stand, rejoices saying: Here ran into you is really good, then you assist me, we now.” “确实有点远,我需要你的帮助……”天火拄着拐杖站起来,庆幸道:“在这里遇到你真是太好了,接下来你来辅助我,我们现在就出发。” Luo Su bright, rotten ship three points of nails, Jetfire has not really disappointed him at present: How should I do?” 罗素眼前一亮,烂船还有三分钉,天火果然没让他失望:“我该怎么做?” Hehe, the miniature vertebra lifeform, you underestimated our Cybertron culture.” Jetfire is complacent: Although you learned many knowledge, but you will not use them, I am responsible for the localization space node, you according to my direction action then.” “嘿嘿,微型脊椎生物,你小看了我们赛博坦的文化。”天火得意洋洋:“虽然你学会了不少知识,但你并不会使用它们,我负责定位空间节点,你按照我的指挥行动即可。” How many people can lead?” “能带多少人?” Can take here Autobot.” “可以把这里的汽车人都带上。”
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