AE :: Volume #6 我讨厌漫威

#181: Lucky, did not need to go to the Himalaya Mountains to go to bathroom


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Trip to New York, Luo Su took Jason, has him...... to cough in the body side bumper, two people act in harmony, having him is more relieved in the side. 纽约之行,罗素带上了杰森,有他在身边挡……咳,两人配合默契,有他在身边更安心。 Came to New York for the second time, Luo Su contacts with Natasha quickly, the latter relied on the excellent spy ability, has entered the duty SSR headquarters, became a civilian personnel of legal section. 第二次来到纽约,罗素很快就联系上了娜塔莎,后者凭借高超的间谍能力,现已入职SSR总部,成为一名法律部的文职人员。 SSR of this period cannot compare S.H.I.E.L.D. to come huge, but sparrow, although slightly is fully equipped, many places lack the manpower, Natasha's knowledge and ( xin ) brain ( ji ) respond to be easy for the peripheral member. 这时期的SSR远比不上神盾局来得庞大,但麻雀虽小五脏俱全,很多地方都缺人手,娜塔莎的学识和头(xin)脑(ji)应聘为外围成员轻而易举。 Although the position is very low and common, but Natasha's goal has been achieved, she successfully attracted Howard's attention. Should say that worthily is Tony Stark biological father, when two people are young an urogenous, saw that the beautiful woman cannot walk, a Natasha smile must not be oneself Howard fan, every day gathered round her to offer flourishing emotion greatly. 虽然职位很低并不起眼,但娜塔莎的目的已经达到,她成功吸引了霍华德的注意。应该说不愧是托尼・史塔克的亲老子,两人年轻时一个尿性,看到美女就走不动路,娜塔莎一个笑容就把霍华德迷得神魂颠倒,每天围着她大献殷情。 A color character overhead blade, Howard paid deeply grieved price for this reason- free! 色字当头一把刀,霍华德为此付出了惨痛的代价-自由! Instructed by Luo Su, Natasha Howard meets alone, place in a New York lover hotel. The meaning is very obvious, Howard goes to the artillery as the flowering shrubs expert joyfully, his show package of places combed slicked-back hair, the suit tie also spurted the perfume. 罗素的授意下,娜塔莎约出霍华德单独见面,地点在纽约一家情侣酒店。意思很明显,霍华德作为花丛老手欣然赴炮,他骚包地梳了个大背头,西装领带还喷了香水。 Finally the beautiful woman does not have, the husky fellow has one actually. 结果美女没有,彪形大汉倒是有一个。 Howard passing through the gate locked from the back by Jason, is covering mouth to draw the bedroom, then pushed over on the bed. Two people strength disparity is too big, Howard looks the grief and indignation and despair, can do only before being knocked down, gets hold of own belt stubbornly. 霍华德一进门就被杰森从背后锁住,捂着嘴拖进卧室,然后被按倒在大床上。两人力量差距太大,霍华德面露悲愤和绝望,唯一能做得就是在被打晕前,死死握紧自己的裤腰带。 The day sees pitifully, before Howard comes, is not like this thinks, if did not fear that frightens the beautiful woman, he does not even want to wear the pants to keep an appointment. But now, he only hates himself not to invent the portable chastity lock. 天见可怜,霍华德来之前可不是这么想的,如果不是怕吓到美女,他甚至不想穿裤子来赴约。而现在,他只恨自己没有发明便携式贞操锁。 In addition the enslaved process is successful, Luo Su tried five times successfully to enslave Howard, his energetic will was good, far strong in average person, had to become the potential of super hero, but the weakness was too obvious. 奴役的过程尚且算成功,罗素试了五次成功将霍华德奴役,他的精神意志不俗,远强于普通人,有成为超级英雄的潜质,但弱点太明显。 Women! 女人! Liquor! 酒! Intellectual curiosity! 求知欲! Luo Su slightly executes the sub-total, inner world combined threats with inducements in the Howard's, will trick him with 2035 robot technology could not find north, successfully carved the mark, concluded not the equal contract. 罗素略施小计,在霍华德的精神世界里威逼利诱,用2035年的机器人技术把他忽悠地找不到北,成功刻下印记,缔结了不平等契约。 After waking up Howard to be a little ignorant, he makes Luo Su carve the mark calmly, first was shaken by the black science and technology, secondly thinks oneself are having the nightmare, has not been serious. 醒来之后的霍华德有点懵,他之所以让罗素从容刻下印记,一来是被黑科技震住了,二来以为自己在做噩梦,没怎么当回事。 Handled Howard, Luo Su followed a set pattern S.H.I.E.L.D. another senior statesman Peggy Carter enslaved, very simple operation, he and Howard came to visit Agent Carter together. 搞定了霍华德,罗素如法炮制将神盾局的另一名元老佩姬・卡特奴役了,很简单的操作,他和霍华德一起上门拜访卡特特工。 Natasha with the past, Ms. Carter just when pretty such as the flower age, the sex appeal was also mature, the wife and widow attribute, she thought that she needs follows, otherwise Luo Su was pushed but actually, her beforehand effort was in vain. 娜塔莎也跟了过去,卡特女士正值貌美如花的年纪,性感成熟,还有人妻和未亡人属性,她觉得自己有必要跟着,不然罗素被一推就倒,她之前的努力就白费了。 Natasha obviously wants to be many, Carter really loves about Steve, compares Bucky almost. Steve is missing in the frontline, her tea does not think of the food not to think, watches lulls itself with the work, finally is overworked to fall ill in home bed, was diagnosed the spirit to be weary by the doctor, and psychology is unstable. 娜塔莎明显想多了,卡特对史蒂夫是真爱,也就比巴基差点。史蒂夫在前线失踪,她茶不思饭不想,不眠不休用工作麻痹自己,结果积劳生病在家卧床,被医生诊断精神疲劳,以及心理状态不稳定。 Process Howard who enslaves Carter is easy, Luo Su raised a Steve's whereabout in her inner world, she is honest has not revolted again. 奴役卡特的过程比霍华德还要容易,罗素在她的精神世界里提了一句史蒂夫的下落,她就老老实实没再反抗。 Again later, was one's turn Dr. Pym, what a pity the Luo Su luck was not good, Dr. Pym was not at New York even is not in U.S.A. He at present is not the SSR member, does not know Carter , like Howard's relations, the friends are not. 再之后,就轮到皮姆博士了,可惜罗素运气不好,皮姆博士不在纽约甚至不在美帝境内。他目前也不是SSR的成员,不认识卡特,和霍华德的关系一般般,朋友都算不上。 Although this time Dr. Pym has not gotten into a deadlock with Howard, but is actually the competitor, two people with have wanted to divide for the talent high, proved oneself were stronger than the opposite party, even if Howard he met, may not accept this invite. 这时候的皮姆博士虽然没和霍华德闹僵,但却是竞争对手,两人同为天才一直想分个高下,证明自己比对方更强,所以就算霍华德约他见面,都不一定会赏脸。 Luo Su was supposing Dr. Pym possibly went to other battlefields, the secret tested own Pym granule and Ant-Man Suit. He did not have multi- to leave, Dr. Pym assigned/life to be long in any case, later some were the opportunities. 罗素估摸着皮姆博士可能去了其他战场,秘密测试自己的皮姆粒子和蚁人战衣。他没有多等就离开了,反正皮姆博士命长得很,以后有的是机会。 Howard and Carter, although was enslaved, but Luo Su has not specially arranged mission, all defer to the historical normal development on the line, enslaves them to provide against contingencies. Howard has when mission that is not mission, Luo Su requests him to study Tesseract, the data information prepares to pass to itself. 霍华德和卡特虽被奴役,但罗素并没有特意安排任务,一切按照历史正常发展就行,奴役他们只是以防万一。霍华德有个算不上任务任务,罗素要求他研究宇宙魔方时,将数据资料多备一份传给自己。 Trip to New York ended, Luo Su rode the SSR airplane to rush to Nepal urgently, the tour of Kamar-Taj has towed too for a long time. In this period, he also the New York temple, before receiving his long beard old man, greatly was bad the dialog, wants to go to Kamar-Taj, can only look by oneself. 纽约之行结束,罗素火急火燎乘上SSR的飞机赶往尼泊尔,卡玛泰姬之行已经拖得太久了。期间,他还去了趟纽约圣殿,接待他的还是之前的长胡子老头,就连对白都大差不差,想去卡玛泰姬,只能靠自己去找。 ...... …… Nepal! 尼泊尔! Kathmandu, the capital of Nepal, the meaning is alone wooden building. 加德满都,尼泊尔的首都,意思是‘独木大厦’。 The Kamar-Taj entrance that Luo Su knows, one in some Himalayas village, one is Kathmandu somewhere. Compared with the cold weather Himalaya Mountains, Luo Su first chose Kathmandu, really could not find, he will consider to climb mountains to suffer frozen. 罗素知道的卡玛泰姬入口,一个是在喜马拉雅山区某个村落,一个是加德满都某处。比起天寒地冻的喜马拉雅山,罗素先选择了加德满都,实在找不到了,他才会考虑上山挨冻。 Around Kathmandu goes around a mountain, is situated south rim the Himalaya Mountains, there is a natural screen to cover the northern cold wind, the south is also welcoming the Indian Ocean warm current, therefore the climate has not imagined is so cold, all year long sunny, the pleasant weather, is the good place that the traveling takes vacation. 加德满都四面环山,坐落在喜马拉雅山南坡,有天然屏障遮挡北方寒风,南面又迎着印度洋暖流,所以气候并没有想象中那么冷,终年阳光灿烂、气候宜人,是旅游度假的好地方。 This city is honored as the city of temple, the religious aura is rich, particularly World War II, in city rare reinforced concrete building, by the vision of outcomer, here can indeed be called the paradise. 这座城市被誉为寺庙之城,宗教气息浓郁,尤其是二战时期,城市内少有钢筋水泥建筑物,以外来者的目光,这里的确称得上世外桃源。 Although this time Nepal is independent, but was still the puppet little brother who Britain dominated the political power, the agent was very ox cross/crotch occupation, Natasha self-made a British document, here acted it can be said that opens access, having her assisted to save Luo Su to be many. 这时的尼泊尔虽然已经独立,但仍是英国把持政权的傀儡小弟,特工是个很牛叉的职业,娜塔莎自制了一份英国证件,在这里行动可以说是畅通无阻,有她辅助省了罗素很多麻烦。 Has language is skilled in the skill, a Luo Su person inquired in the street, Natasha and Jason were sent, three people act separately, had discovered that informs him immediately. 拥有‘语言精通’的技能,罗素一人在街头询问,娜塔莎和杰森被派出去了,三人分头行动,有所发现就立即通知他。 The sought process is arid, has kept asking, without the shortcut may walk. 寻找的过程非常枯燥,一直不停地问,没有捷径可走。 The Luo Su three people almost strolled main street and small alley in Kathmandu, entire one week later, the obtained answer has not heard Kamar-Taj. 罗素三人几乎逛遍了加德满都的大街小巷,整整一个星期下来,得到的答案都是没有听说过卡玛泰姬 Natasha asserted, if Kamar-Taj in Nepal, that absolutely is not the underground organization that is good at hiding, because their secrets are done are watertight. 娜塔莎断言,如果卡玛泰姬不在尼泊尔,那绝对是个非常善于隐藏的地下组织,因为他们的保密工作做得滴水不漏。 Luo Su flips the supercilious look not to manage her, the average person cannot contact the magic, does not know that Kamar-Taj is very normal, considered again the extra mundane person of high skill consistent urogenous, this very possible is tests to him. 罗素翻了翻白眼没理她,普通人接触不到魔法,不知道卡玛泰姬很正常,再考虑世外高人一贯的尿性,这很可能是对他考验。 In the monkey like Journey to the West, the bodhi old ancestor can not know that the monkey and are predestined friends? 就像西游记里的猴王,菩提老祖会不知道猴子和自己有缘? He knows certainly, but he makes the monkey climb mountains and cross rivers, from afar arrives at the entrance to accept him. 他当然知道,但他还是让猴子跋山涉水,万里迢迢来到山门才收下他。 Luo Su like this is thinking, then looked for a week, the wool had not found one. Under Natasha's personal comforting, he enters the sage time, with the moderation facing the issue, the transition appeared finally. 罗素这么想着,然后又找了一个星期,还是毛都没找到一根。在娜塔莎的贴身安抚下,他进入贤者时间,以平常心面对问题,终于转折出现了。 Jason lost contact! 杰森失联了! Enslaves the contract to separate, Luo Su lost to Jason's induction, he contacts with on Natasha, vanishes the localization before Jason, arrives at one to be situated in the remote temple. 奴役契约断开,罗素失去了对杰森的感应,他联系上娜塔莎,顺着杰森消失前的定位,来到一间地处偏僻的寺院。 Jason stands in the entrance motionlessly faces the wall, even before arriving at his body, Luo Su has not induced to enslaving the contract, until patting his shoulder. Jason seems to be awakening from a dream, occupies a commanding position to overlook Luo Su, the confused look does for the occasion, seemed inquiring where Luo Su are. 杰森一动不动站在大门口面壁,哪怕走到他身前,罗素都没感应到奴役契约,直到拍了他肩膀一下。杰森如梦初醒,居高临下俯视着罗素,迷茫的眼神非常应景,仿佛是在询问罗素自己在哪。 Those images and scenes, Luo Su that can also unable to guess, but...... 此情此景,罗素那还能猜不出来,但…… Looks at the front gate wall of temple, he is very speechless: „Before this place me, has come...... four times!” 看着寺院的门墙,他很是无语:“这地方我之前来过……四次!” Natasha shrugs: My three times!” 娜塔莎耸耸肩:“我三次!” Extra mundane person of high skill this, endured on the past, Luo Su so comforted itself. Does not endure is not good, the person has to lower the head under the eaves, he is studies, the attitude must correct, in can also hang to hit his big shot let alone. 世外高人都这样,忍忍就过去了,罗素这般安慰自己。不忍也不行,人在屋檐下不得不低头,他是来求学的,态度必须端正,更何况里面还有一个能吊打他的大佬。 Before passing through the gate, Luo Su patted the dust on clothes, lets Jason and Natasha is waiting outside. Especially Jason, this goods essence is the hell dead spirit, the ghost king of killing without batting an eye, leading him to go is purely looks for trouble to oneself, cannot do well is bent down the demon the subdue demons at the scene. 进门前,罗素拍了拍衣服上的尘土,让杰森和娜塔莎在外面等着。尤其是杰森,这货本质是地狱亡灵,杀人不眨眼的鬼王,带他进去纯属给自己找不自在,搞不好当场就被人降妖伏魔了。 Jason was killed was unimportant, implicates Luo Su to get the label of black sorcerer to be miserable, although by the Sorcerer Supreme calibre and magic attainments, will not have the prejudice to the black sorcerer, but provides against contingencies, Jason many rolls far. 杰森被干掉了不要紧,连累罗素被打上黑巫师的标签就惨了,虽说以至尊法师的器量和魔法造诣,不会对黑巫师有偏见,但以防万一,还是杰森有多远滚多远。 Jason:(..) 杰森:(。。) The Luo Su stance puts very lowly, is very modest, Strange who in the movie boasts in female bald front made impertinent remarks, was taught to cultivate the behavior at the scene, even if female knows baldly Strange was her long-waiting disciple, threw him. 罗素的姿态放得很低,十分谦虚谨慎,电影中咋咋呼呼的斯特兰奇在女光头面前出言不逊,当场被教做人,哪怕女光头知道斯特兰奇是她等候已久的弟子,还是把他扔了出去。 The first impression is very important, polite, will not always have the mistake! 第一印象很重要,客气点,总不会有错的! Opens the door of temple, in the semblance common temple has the universe, is only the middle open square is much bigger. 推开寺院的门,外表毫不起眼的寺庙内有乾坤,光是中间的露天广场就大得出人意料。 Luo Su felt immediately the cold wind raids, in the temperature difference outside temple and temple is obvious, turns around to look again, Natasha does not have the trace. Let alone Natasha, the street could not even find, the blue sky, the distant place mountain is palatial, he already not in Kathmandu. 罗素顿时感觉到冷风袭来,寺内和寺外的温差非常明显,转身再一看,门外的娜塔莎已经没了踪影。别说娜塔莎,连街道都找不到了,蓝天白云,远处高山巍峨,他已经不在加德满都了。 Very wise transmission gate, aura of his charm divulging has not induced! 很高明的传送门,他一丝魔力泄露的气息都没感应到! Luo Su deeply inspires, the mentality puts again positively, serious walks toward the front main hall. 罗素深吸一口气,心态再次放正,面色肃然向前方大殿走去。 Hello, the young master, welcome to Kamar-Taj.” In the open square suddenly are many an old form, keeps off before the Luo Su body, looks the happy expression to say. “你好,年轻的法师,欢迎来到卡玛泰姬。”露天广场中突然多出一个苍老的身影,挡在罗素身前,面露笑意说道。 Well!? You...... you are not of New York temple......” Luo Su look dumbfounded, present Old Man white beard the gatekeeper in New York temple. “咦!?你……您不是纽约圣殿的那个……”罗素看得傻眼,眼前的白胡子老头正是纽约圣殿的看门人。 Old Man white beard nods smiles: First meeting, young master.” 白胡子老头颔首一笑:“初次见面,年轻的法师。” Luo Su opens mouth, smiles bitterly was saying: Good, are you Sorcerer Supreme?” 罗素张张嘴,苦笑着说道:“好吧,请问您是至尊法师吗?” You is a big shot, you said first meeting on first meeting. 您是大佬,您说初次见面就初次见面。 Here has no Sorcerer Supreme, I called Ancient One, you can like this call me!” “这里没有什么至尊法师,我叫古一,你可以这么称呼我!” The Luo Su supercilious look turns, the big shot is really artificial, spits the mortise: Was too skillful, previous time I see a master and your look the same in the New York temple. I asked his Kamar-Taj, he told me to go to bathroom found. It seems like my luck is good, did not need to go to the Himalaya Mountains to go to bathroom.” 罗素白眼一翻,大佬真是矫情,吐槽道:“太巧了,上次我在纽约圣殿看到一位法师和您长得一模一样。我问他卡玛泰姬,他告诉我上个厕所就找到了。看来我运气不错,不用去喜马拉雅山上厕所了。” Master Ancient One is rubbing the beard, is calm: Goes to the Himalaya Mountains to go to bathroom, there is also the entrance, actually Siberia also has a restroom to go nonstop to here.” 古一法师捋着胡子,淡定道:“去喜马拉雅山上厕所也可以,那里也是入口,其实西伯利亚也有个厕所直通这里。”
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