Jennifer'sheadwas fishedfrom the lake, thiswomanis mindless, after resurrecting, does not haverepeatedlyby the oppressiveashamedheart.
詹妮弗的脑袋被从湖里捞了出来,这女人没心没肺,复活后丝毫没有屡次被虐的羞耻心。„Vegetable/Dishchicken? Iam the vegetable/dishchickenright, butI can also bully the average person!”
“菜鸡怎么了?我是菜鸡没错,但我还可以欺负欺负普通人啊!”Jenniferlikesenjoyment on material, sheratherspendsall daytimeto go shopping, will not need for oneminuteto ponder how to enhance the strength, likeher ownsaid that canbully the average personto be well satisfied.
詹妮弗喜欢物质上的享受,她宁可花一整天的时间逛商场,也不会用一分钟来思考怎么提升实力,就像她自己说的,能欺负普通人就心满意足了。Luo Suanythinghad not said that the soul that hecanenslaveJennifer, actuallycannot changeherwill. Before having the body of notdying, Jenniferis the high schoolfemale student who in a prostitute the prostituteair/Qi, likes the handsome fellow, fresh flower and applause, vainly hoped for that does not need to worry about food or clothingfor a lifetime, changinginadequateis impossible the soldier who turns intoLuo Suto want.罗素什么也没说,他可以奴役詹妮弗的灵魂,却改变不了她的意志。拥有不死之身以前,詹妮弗就是个婊里婊气的高中女生,喜欢帅哥、鲜花和掌声,梦想是一辈子衣食无忧,变不成也不可能变成罗素想要的战士。Threepeoplearrive at Chevrolet, the trunkhas blasted out, the cementjumpseverywheretogether with the freight caris. The chassisis damaged, after two , the wheelabandonment, the vehiclehad no way, can only hurry back toDevil's Kettleon foot.
三人来到雪佛兰边上,后备箱已经炸开,水泥连同车皮迸得到处都是。底盘受损,两个后车轮报废,车子没法开了,只能徒步赶回魔壶镇了。Jennifercomplained incessantly, ifturned back the small townon foot, next dayshewill turn into the radishleg. Luo Sudisregardshercomplaint, when passes byWrong Turnwent to the den of variationfoodpersondemon, smashed the secondmagicCoordinate.
詹妮弗叫苦连天,如果徒步走回小镇,第二天她就会变成萝卜腿。罗素无视她的抱怨,行经致命弯道时去了趟变异食人魔的老巢,捣毁了第二处魔法坐标。Hold well that is flowing the unclearmaterial!
一个流淌着不明物质的污水井!Do not look atWrong Turnis a blood plasmapiece, is not suitableto eat the noodles with soybean pasteto watch, but the central pointisto appeal to the environmental protection, alertspeople'sexcessive drainto the natural environment to incur the evil consequence, thisevil consequenceonlywill also be tastedbyhumanfinally.
别看致命弯道是一部血浆片,不适合吃炸酱面观看,但中心点是呼吁环保,警醒人们对自然环境的过度消耗会招致恶果,这恶果最终也只会由人类自己品尝。
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……Ingoing homeisin the evening, because ofJason'sreason, theircar(riage)cannot blockon the way.
回到家中已经是晚上,因为杰森的缘故,他们连顺路车都拦不到。Jenniferpassing through the gateran into the bathroom, does not eat the dinner, said that mustdietto maintain the stature, the thinlegexercisecompletesrestsbeauty sleep.
詹妮弗一进门就冲进了浴室,连晚饭都不吃了,说要节食保持身材,瘦腿操做完就睡美容觉。Luo Suis unable to understand why her non-humanintertwinesthese, butthinksbut actuallyalsosomewhat the truth, the body of becoming reconciledstaturenotdyingwastwo matters, the wolfunclealsopractices for more than tenyearsto havethatmuscle, firstarrivedalsocompared withStar-Lord.罗素无法理解她一个非人类为什么纠结这些,不过想想倒也有几分道理,不死之身和好身材是两码事,狼叔也是练了十几年才有了那身肌肉,初次登场也就比星爵强一点。Luo Sucalledto go the solutiondinner, came to the basement, makingJasondig outfrom the cementMichael.罗素叫了外卖解决晚餐,来到地下室,让杰森把麦克尔从水泥里抠了出来。SinceJasoncanbe enslaved, Michael should also, not succeedbeforeisto usemistakenly the way. ConsideringMichaelis the quietperson of action, Luo Sudecided that letsJasonandheexchanges, ispersonaggressive statement not manykillers, among the peersshouldhave the common language.
既然杰森能被奴役,那麦克尔也应该可以,之前没成功是用错了方式。考虑到麦克尔是个沉默寡言的行动派,罗素决定让杰森和他交流,都是人狠话不多的杀人魔,同行之间应该有共同语言。Michael: „......”
麦克尔:“……”Jason: „......”
杰森:“……”Luo Sulooks for a stoolto sit down, surroundstwoair/Qifield intensitybigkillers, MichaelandJasonlooks at each othersilently, is conducting the silentexchange. The atmosphereis very strange, Luo Sucannot help butswallowed a saliva, took up the Colato presshelping get over a shock.罗素找来一个凳子坐下,围观两个气场强大的杀人魔,麦克尔和杰森默默对视,进行着无声交流。气氛十分诡异,罗素不由自主咽了口唾沫,拿起可乐压了压惊。Bang!
轰!Jasontook the lead, both handsheldMichael'sshoulder, banghiton the wall.
杰森率先动了起来,双手抓住麦克尔的肩膀,轰的一声撞在墙上。Michaelrevoltsfuriously, gripsJason'sarm to break away, Jasonremains unmoved, lifts a handto hold downhishead, pressesstubbornlyon the wall.
麦克尔奋力反抗,握住杰森的胳膊想要挣开,杰森不为所动,抬起一只手按住他的脑袋,死死压在墙上。Ka ka! Ka!
咔咔!咔啦!Sound that the skullsplits......
颅骨裂开的声响……Ifin the movie, JasonandMichael of all previouseditionsynthesizesame, thatpresentonlyremainedto lean to one side, Michaelhad not been strengthened, bysteamrollverymiserably.
如果说电影里,历代版本的杰森和麦克尔综合起来半斤八两,那现在只剩一边倒了,麦克尔没有被强化,被碾压得很惨。
The exchange of simple and crude, brain fluidwas hit, Luo Suexpressed that heis not good, heis not good atexchanging, hisgeneralcheat.
简单粗暴的交流,脑浆子都被打出来了,罗素表示他就不行了,他不擅长交流,他一般开挂。Firstroundended, Luo Suattemptsto enslaveMichael, samecannotsucceedwith the previoustime.
第一回合结束,罗素尝试着奴役麦克尔,和上次一样没能成功。However are not related, so long as the timedepth, perseverance pays in the end, has the perseverance and willpersoncansucceed, Luo Sudoes not worry, the timeare muchis.
不过没关系,只要功夫深,铁棒磨成针,有恒心和毅力的人才能成功,罗素也不着急,时间多得是。
After the moment, Michaelrestoredto finish, Luo Suhit a soundto refer, Jasonrushes overimmediately.
片刻后,麦克尔恢复完毕,罗素打了个响指,杰森立马就冲了过去。
!
咔嚓!Michaelbroke offVfrom the waist, secondroundended, enslaves the similarfailure.
麦克尔被从腰部折断成V型,第二回合结束,奴役同样失败。
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The thirdround, Michael'sheadwas clutchedbyJason, was entrained the chest cavitytogether with the spinetogether, diesthatto callmiserable.
第三回合,麦克尔的脑袋被杰森揪下,连同脊骨被一同拽出了胸腔,死得那叫一个惨。Cannotenslavesuccessfully!
还是没能奴役成功!
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The fifthround......
第五回合……
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The tenthround, Jasonturned the fistto make into the mudMichael'schest!
第十回合,杰森轮拳把麦克尔的胸口打成了烂泥!Luo Suhas not attemptedto enslave, what the contractusesis the blood, is not the Cola. Moreovermustrecite the incantation to each timeconsumemassivemind, heis not a reread machine, comescontinuouslytentimes, thiswhocan withstand.罗素没有尝试奴役,契约用的是血,不是可乐。而且每次要念咒语都要耗费大量心神,他又不是复读机,连续来十次,这谁顶得住。
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The 25 th round, Jasonlooks for the machete, before the new hostdemonstratedowndazzlingcuttingmanpowerlaw, thischildhas made rapid progress, has learnedlittle brother'slivelihood.
第二十五回合,杰森找来大砍刀,在新主人面前展示自己眼花缭乱的砍人手法,这孩子进步很快,已经学会了小弟的生存之道。
What a pityis, Luo Sufearedoneselflooked that the murderon-the-spot meetingturned into the anomaly, took up the cell phoneto play the tetris, has not seenhismarvelous show.
可惜的是,罗素怕自己看多了杀人现场会变成变态,拿起手机玩起了俄罗斯方块,没看到他的精彩表演。
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The 38 th round......
第三十八回合……
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The 50 th round, Jasonwas tired, the averagenotwonderfulbladeholds the Michaelheart.
第五十回合,杰森累了,平平无奇一刀捅进麦克尔心脏。Luo Sustartsto play the gluttonoussnake!罗素开始玩贪吃蛇!
The ageissue, the old-fashionedcell phonedid not haveothergame!
年代问题,老式手机没别的游戏了!
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The 99 th round, Jasonsitson the ground, throws the midair the machete, the visualchopperis circlingfalls, finallyinsertsin the Michaeltop of the head.
第九十九回合,杰森坐在地上,把大砍刀扔上半空,目视砍刀打着旋落下,最后插在麦克尔头顶。Luo Suwent upstairsto take a bathto changeclothes, but alsomoved the television and handlemechanical games.罗素上楼洗澡换了身衣服,还把电视机、手柄游戏机搬了下来。
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……Does not knowmanyrounds......
第不知道多少回合……Luo Suwent through customs a game of streettyrant, detected that all arounddoes not have the sound, has come backto see that Jasonstandsinhimstraightlybehind, the eyeball after maskstaresperfectly round, mustinfiltrate the personto infiltrate the person.罗素通关了一局街霸,发觉四周没有声音,回过头就看到杰森直挺挺站在他身后,面具后的眼珠子瞪得溜圆,要多渗人就多渗人。„Lyingtrough, how longyoustood, won't speakwords?”
“卧槽,你站多久了,不会说句话吗?”Luo Sushoves openJason, sawMichaelin the bloodstainmotleycorner, the lattersits down exhaustedto depend on the wall, has to plantdispiritedaura that is deliberately badas you likehandling.罗素推开杰森,在血迹斑驳的角落里看到了麦克尔,后者瘫坐靠着墙壁,颇有种自暴自弃随你处置的颓废气息。
The Luo Suheartgreat happiness, goes forwardto want the contracthe, mayafterdiscovered that at all is not a like thismatter, Michaelhas not been mad.罗素心头大喜,上前就要契约他,可靠近后才发现根本不是这么一回事,麦克尔已经没气了。
The body of notdyingwas broken!?
不死之身被破了!?Luo Suis pleasantly surprised, wantsto know how Jasonaccomplishes, the resultonethensees the opposite partyto take the game the hand, is staring at the television screenlooking pensive.罗素又惊又喜,想知道杰森怎么办到的,结果一回头就看到对方拿着游戏把手,盯着电视屏幕若有所思。„Youbigperson...... good, you are a child!”
“你都多大的人了……好吧,你还是个孩子!”Luo Sucomplainedone, has snatched the game the hand, asked: „Does Jason, howMichaeldie?”罗素吐槽了一句,抢过游戏把手,问道:“杰森,麦克尔怎么死的?”Jason:(..)
杰森:(。。)Luo Su: w(??) w罗素:w(??)w„Isaidmany, when withleaderspeechmustlearnto bend the waist, do not lower the headto overlookme!”
“我说了多少遍,和领导说话时要学会弯腰,不要低头俯视我!”„Also, yourTMspokeactually!”
“还有,你TM倒是说话啊!”Jasonsquatssilentlyon the ground, then......
杰森默默蹲在地上,然后……
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()„Good, youwon!”
“好吧,你赢了!”Luo Suat the hand-heldvolume, whyhisslavefrom the like thisrare and beautiful flowers, youthinks that squatsto look up atme, will Ibe happy?罗素以手扶额,为什么他的奴从都这么奇葩,你以为蹲下来仰视我,我就会开心了吗?
The crime scene, the murdererJasonthreestickscannot makeone, victimMichaelbefore deathquiet, after dying, shuts upthoroughly, becauseeyewitnessLuo Suplays the game unable to provide the effectivetestimony. Therefore, actually the victimhowis murdered, remained unknownradically.
案发现场,凶手杰森三棍子打不出一个屁,受害人麦克尔生前就少言寡语,死后更是彻底闭嘴,目击证人罗素因为打游戏无法提供有效证词。所以,受害人究竟是怎么遇害的,根本无从得知。„Jason, you do not wantto speakInot to forceyou, if blinks...... Luo Su that youkill”to lift the handto takeJason'smask, looks atfrontstrangeuglyincomparableface, the corner of the eyetwitchesto weartohim the mask, coughslightly: „If youkills, nods!”
“杰森,你不想说话我也不强迫你,如果是你杀的就眨眨眼……”罗素抬手拿下杰森的面具,看着面前奇丑无比的面庞,眼角抽搐又把面具给他戴了上去,轻咳一声:“如果是你杀的,就点点头!”Jason:()
杰森:()Luo Suonlythinks that an oldbloodrushes to the throat, the secretly thoughtdo not lower oneself to the same levelwith the child , to continue to ask: „Isn'tyoukills?”罗素只觉一口老血冲上喉咙,暗道不要和小孩子一般见识,继续问道:“不是你杀的?”Jasongave the responsefinally, henods, referred tounderMichael'sbody.
杰森终于给了回应,他点了点头,又指了下麦克尔的尸体。
A Luo Subrowwrinkle, associatesto the dispiritedaura that Michaellends, soonhad a guesslooking pensive. The hormicidal manias have the dignity, Michaeltravelled together a bloodto be oppressive, the body of notdyingbecameshamedownsharp blade, thereforemediated, ended itselfpersonally.罗素眉头一皱,联想到麦克尔散发出的颓废气息,若有所思很快就有了一个猜测。杀人狂也是有尊严的,麦克尔被同行一顿血虐,不死之身成了羞辱自己的利刃,于是自我了断,亲手终结了自己。Anotherself-closing!
又一个自闭的!„Was killednot to live, was really this is also too miserable......”Luo Suto be filled with all sorts of feelings, having the body of notdyingalsonot necessarilywas a good deed, once the power gapwere too big, the body of notdyingbecamesuffering.
“被杀到不想活,真是这样也太惨了……”罗素感慨万分,拥有不死之身也不见得是件好事,一旦实力差距太大,不死之身就成了一种折磨。Thinks ofthis, Luo Supledgedsecretly, iffronthas the opportunity of becoming the body of notdying, he ensure...... runsis quicker than anyone!
想到这,罗素暗暗发誓,若是前面有个成为不死之身的机会,他保证……跑得比谁都快!Cracks a joke, stupidwill give up the body of notdying, as oppressivehadwhatrelationsas the self-closing, hittwoartilleryto recover consciousness.
开玩笑,沙雕才会放弃不死之身,被虐到自闭有什么关系,多打两炮就缓过来了。„---”
“啊---”In the buildinghears a startledsoundto scream,isJennifer'svoice.
楼上传来一声惊声尖叫,是詹妮弗的声音。„Jason, admits the oil drumMichael'sbody, blockswith the cement.”Luo Susaysa few words, directly soarstwobuildingbedrooms.
“杰森,把麦克尔的尸体放进油桶,用水泥封死。”罗素撂下一句话,直奔二楼卧室。In the bedroom, Luo Supushes the door, saw the whole bodyisJennifer of blood, a latterfacewas panic-stricken, saw that Luo Su the pear flowerbelt/bringraincriedimmediately: „Luo Su, Ihad a nightmare, by a anomaly that wears the iron clawglovepursuedSantiao Street, but also was killedseveraltimes.”
卧室里,罗素一推门,就看到了满身是血的詹妮弗,后者一脸惊恐,看到罗素顿时梨花带雨哭了起来:“罗素,我做了个噩梦,被一个戴着铁爪手套的变态追了三条街,还被杀了好几次。”„Iunderstand, youwere been also oppressive!”
“我懂,你又被虐了!”Luo Suis extremely speechless, why can't Jennifer the self-closing?罗素极度无语,为什么詹妮弗就不会自闭?
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