AE :: Volume #3 我讨厌魔鬼

#90: Another self-closing


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Jennifer's head was fished from the lake, this woman is mindless, after resurrecting, does not have repeatedly by the oppressive ashamed heart. 詹妮弗的脑袋被从湖里捞了出来,这女人没心没肺,复活后丝毫没有屡次被虐的羞耻心。 Vegetable/Dish chicken? I am the vegetable/dish chicken right, but I can also bully the average person!” “菜鸡怎么了?我是菜鸡没错,但我还可以欺负欺负普通人啊!” Jennifer likes enjoyment on material, she rather spends all day time to go shopping, will not need for one minute to ponder how to enhance the strength, like her own said that can bully the average person to be well satisfied. 詹妮弗喜欢物质上的享受,她宁可花一整天的时间逛商场,也不会用一分钟来思考怎么提升实力,就像她自己说的,能欺负普通人就心满意足了。 Luo Su anything had not said that the soul that he can enslave Jennifer, actually cannot change her will. Before having the body of not dying, Jennifer is the high school female student who in a prostitute the prostitute air/Qi, likes the handsome fellow, fresh flower and applause, vainly hoped for that does not need to worry about food or clothing for a lifetime, changing inadequate is impossible the soldier who turns into Luo Su to want. 罗素什么也没说,他可以奴役詹妮弗的灵魂,却改变不了她的意志。拥有不死之身以前,詹妮弗就是个婊里婊气的高中女生,喜欢帅哥、鲜花和掌声,梦想是一辈子衣食无忧,变不成也不可能变成罗素想要的战士。 Three people arrive at Chevrolet, the trunk has blasted out, the cement jumps everywhere together with the freight car is. The chassis is damaged, after two , the wheel abandonment, the vehicle had no way, can only hurry back to Devil's Kettle on foot. 三人来到雪佛兰边上,后备箱已经炸开,水泥连同车皮迸得到处都是。底盘受损,两个后车轮报废,车子没法开了,只能徒步赶回魔壶镇了。 Jennifer complained incessantly, if turned back the small town on foot, next day she will turn into the radish leg. Luo Su disregards her complaint, when passes by Wrong Turn went to the den of variation food person demon, smashed the second magic Coordinate. 詹妮弗叫苦连天,如果徒步走回小镇,第二天她就会变成萝卜腿。罗素无视她的抱怨,行经致命弯道时去了趟变异食人魔的老巢,捣毁了第二处魔法坐标。 Hold well that is flowing the unclear material! 一个流淌着不明物质的污水井! Do not look at Wrong Turn is a blood plasma piece, is not suitable to eat the noodles with soybean paste to watch, but the central point is to appeal to the environmental protection, alerts people's excessive drain to the natural environment to incur the evil consequence, this evil consequence only will also be tasted by human finally. 别看致命弯道是一部血浆片,不适合吃炸酱面观看,但中心点是呼吁环保,警醒人们对自然环境的过度消耗会招致恶果,这恶果最终也只会由人类自己品尝。 ...... …… In going home is in the evening, because of Jason's reason, their car(riage) cannot block on the way. 回到家中已经是晚上,因为杰森的缘故,他们连顺路车都拦不到。 Jennifer passing through the gate ran into the bathroom, does not eat the dinner, said that must diet to maintain the stature, the thin leg exercise completes rests beauty sleep. 詹妮弗一进门就冲进了浴室,连晚饭都不吃了,说要节食保持身材,瘦腿操做完就睡美容觉 Luo Su is unable to understand why her non- human intertwines these, but thinks but actually also somewhat the truth, the body of becoming reconciled stature not dying was two matters, the wolf uncle also practices for more than ten years to have that muscle, first arrived also compared with Star-Lord. 罗素无法理解她一个非人类为什么纠结这些,不过想想倒也有几分道理,不死之身和好身材是两码事,狼叔也是练了十几年才有了那身肌肉,初次登场也就比星爵强一点。 Luo Su called to go the solution dinner, came to the basement, making Jason dig out from the cement Michael. 罗素叫了外卖解决晚餐,来到地下室,让杰森把麦克尔从水泥里抠了出来。 Since Jason can be enslaved, Michael should also, not succeed before is to use mistakenly the way. Considering Michael is the quiet person of action, Luo Su decided that lets Jason and he exchanges, is person aggressive statement not many killers, among the peers should have the common language. 既然杰森能被奴役,那麦克尔也应该可以,之前没成功是用错了方式。考虑到麦克尔是个沉默寡言的行动派,罗素决定让杰森和他交流,都是人狠话不多的杀人魔,同行之间应该有共同语言。 Michael: „......” 麦克尔:“……” Jason: „......” 杰森:“……” Luo Su looks for a stool to sit down, surrounds two air/Qi field intensity big killers, Michael and Jason looks at each other silently, is conducting the silent exchange. The atmosphere is very strange, Luo Su cannot help but swallowed a saliva, took up the Cola to press helping get over a shock. 罗素找来一个凳子坐下,围观两个气场强大的杀人魔,麦克尔和杰森默默对视,进行着无声交流。气氛十分诡异,罗素不由自主咽了口唾沫,拿起可乐压了压惊。 Bang! 轰! Jason took the lead, both hands held Michael's shoulder, bang hit on the wall. 杰森率先动了起来,双手抓住麦克尔的肩膀,轰的一声撞在墙上。 Michael revolts furiously, grips Jason's arm to break away, Jason remains unmoved, lifts a hand to hold down his head, presses stubbornly on the wall. 麦克尔奋力反抗,握住杰森的胳膊想要挣开,杰森不为所动,抬起一只手按住他的脑袋,死死压在墙上。 Ka ka! Ka! 咔咔!咔啦! Sound that the skull splits...... 颅骨裂开的声响…… If in the movie, Jason and Michael of all previous edition synthesize same, that present only remained to lean to one side, Michael had not been strengthened, by steamroll very miserably. 如果说电影里,历代版本的杰森和麦克尔综合起来半斤八两,那现在只剩一边倒了,麦克尔没有被强化,被碾压得很惨。 The exchange of simple and crude, brain fluid was hit, Luo Su expressed that he is not good, he is not good at exchanging, his general cheat. 简单粗暴的交流,脑浆子都被打出来了,罗素表示他就不行了,他不擅长交流,他一般开挂 First round ended, Luo Su attempts to enslave Michael, same cannot succeed with the previous time. 第一回合结束,罗素尝试着奴役麦克尔,和上次一样没能成功。 However are not related, so long as the time depth, perseverance pays in the end, has the perseverance and will person can succeed, Luo Su does not worry, the time are much is. 不过没关系,只要功夫深,铁棒磨成针,有恒心和毅力的人才能成功,罗素也不着急,时间多得是。 After the moment, Michael restored to finish, Luo Su hit a sound to refer, Jason rushes over immediately. 片刻后,麦克尔恢复完毕,罗素打了个响指,杰森立马就冲了过去。 ! 咔嚓! Michael broke off V from the waist, second round ended, enslaves the similar failure. 麦克尔被从腰部折断成V型,第二回合结束,奴役同样失败。 ...... …… The third round, Michael's head was clutched by Jason, was entrained the chest cavity together with the spine together, dies that to call miserable. 第三回合,麦克尔的脑袋被杰森揪下,连同脊骨被一同拽出了胸腔,死得那叫一个惨。 Cannot enslave successfully! 还是没能奴役成功! ...... …… The fifth round...... 第五回合…… ...... …… The tenth round, Jason turned the fist to make into the mud Michael's chest! 第十回合,杰森轮拳把麦克尔的胸口打成了烂泥! Luo Su has not attempted to enslave, what the contract uses is the blood, is not the Cola. Moreover must recite the incantation to each time consume massive mind, he is not a reread machine, comes continuously ten times, this who can withstand. 罗素没有尝试奴役,契约用的是血,不是可乐。而且每次要念咒语都要耗费大量心神,他又不是复读机,连续来十次,这谁顶得住。 ...... …… The 25 th round, Jason looks for the machete, before the new host demonstrated own dazzling cutting manpower law, this child has made rapid progress, has learned little brother's livelihood. 第二十五回合,杰森找来大砍刀,在新主人面前展示自己眼花缭乱的砍人手法,这孩子进步很快,已经学会了小弟的生存之道。 What a pity is, Luo Su feared oneself looked that the murder on-the-spot meeting turned into the anomaly, took up the cell phone to play the tetris, has not seen his marvelous show. 可惜的是,罗素怕自己看多了杀人现场会变成变态,拿起手机玩起了俄罗斯方块,没看到他的精彩表演。 ...... …… The 38 th round...... 第三十八回合…… ...... …… The 50 th round, Jason was tired, the average not wonderful blade holds the Michael heart. 第五十回合,杰森累了,平平无奇一刀捅进麦克尔心脏。 Luo Su starts to play the gluttonous snake! 罗素开始玩贪吃蛇! The age issue, the old-fashioned cell phone did not have other game! 年代问题,老式手机没别的游戏了! ...... …… The 99 th round, Jason sits on the ground, throws the midair the machete, the visual chopper is circling falls, finally inserts in the Michael top of the head. 第九十九回合,杰森坐在地上,把大砍刀扔上半空,目视砍刀打着旋落下,最后插在麦克尔头顶。 Luo Su went upstairs to take a bath to change clothes, but also moved the television and handle mechanical games. 罗素上楼洗澡换了身衣服,还把电视机、手柄游戏机搬了下来。 ...... …… Does not know many rounds...... 第不知道多少回合…… Luo Su went through customs a game of street tyrant, detected that all around does not have the sound, has come back to see that Jason stands in him straightly behind, the eyeball after mask stares perfectly round, must infiltrate the person to infiltrate the person. 罗素通关了一局街霸,发觉四周没有声音,回过头就看到杰森直挺挺站在他身后,面具后的眼珠子瞪得溜圆,要多渗人就多渗人。 Lying trough, how long you stood, won't speak words?” “卧槽,你站多久了,不会说句话吗?” Luo Su shoves open Jason, saw Michael in the bloodstain motley corner, the latter sits down exhausted to depend on the wall, has to plant dispirited aura that is deliberately bad as you like handling. 罗素推开杰森,在血迹斑驳的角落里看到了麦克尔,后者瘫坐靠着墙壁,颇有种自暴自弃随你处置的颓废气息。 The Luo Su heart great happiness, goes forward to want the contract he, may after discovered that at all is not a like this matter, Michael has not been mad. 罗素心头大喜,上前就要契约他,可靠近后才发现根本不是这么一回事,麦克尔已经没气了。 The body of not dying was broken!? 不死之身被破了!? Luo Su is pleasantly surprised, wants to know how Jason accomplishes, the result one then sees the opposite party to take the game the hand, is staring at the television screen looking pensive. 罗素又惊又喜,想知道杰森怎么办到的,结果一回头就看到对方拿着游戏把手,盯着电视屏幕若有所思。 You big person...... good, you are a child!” “你都多大的人了……好吧,你还是个孩子!” Luo Su complained one, has snatched the game the hand, asked: „Does Jason, how Michael die?” 罗素吐槽了一句,抢过游戏把手,问道:“杰森,麦克尔怎么死的?” Jason:(..) 杰森:(。。) Luo Su: w(??) w 罗素:w(??)w I said many, when with leader speech must learn to bend the waist, do not lower the head to overlook me!” “我说了多少遍,和领导说话时要学会弯腰,不要低头俯视我!” Also, your TM spoke actually!” “还有,你TM倒是说话啊!” Jason squats silently on the ground, then...... 杰森默默蹲在地上,然后…… () () Good, you won!” “好吧,你赢了!” Luo Su at the hand-held volume, why his slave from the like this rare and beautiful flowers, you thinks that squats to look up at me, will I be happy? 罗素以手扶额,为什么他的奴从都这么奇葩,你以为蹲下来仰视我,我就会开心了吗? The crime scene, the murderer Jason three sticks cannot make one, victim Michael before death quiet, after dying, shuts up thoroughly, because eyewitness Luo Su plays the game unable to provide the effective testimony. Therefore, actually the victim how is murdered, remained unknown radically. 案发现场,凶手杰森三棍子打不出一个屁,受害人麦克尔生前就少言寡语,死后更是彻底闭嘴,目击证人罗素因为打游戏无法提供有效证词。所以,受害人究竟是怎么遇害的,根本无从得知。 Jason, you do not want to speak I not to force you, if blinks...... Luo Su that you kill to lift the hand to take Jason's mask, looks at front strange ugly incomparable face, the corner of the eye twitches to wear to him the mask, coughs lightly: „If you kills, nods!” “杰森,你不想说话我也不强迫你,如果是你杀的就眨眨眼……”罗素抬手拿下杰森的面具,看着面前奇丑无比的面庞,眼角抽搐又把面具给他戴了上去,轻咳一声:“如果是你杀的,就点点头!” Jason:() 杰森:() Luo Su only thinks that an old blood rushes to the throat, the secretly thought do not lower oneself to the same level with the child , to continue to ask: Isn't you kills?” 罗素只觉一口老血冲上喉咙,暗道不要和小孩子一般见识,继续问道:“不是你杀的?” Jason gave the response finally, he nods, referred to under Michael's body. 杰森终于给了回应,他点了点头,又指了下麦克尔的尸体。 A Luo Su brow wrinkle, associates to the dispirited aura that Michael lends, soon had a guess looking pensive. The hormicidal manias have the dignity, Michael travelled together a blood to be oppressive, the body of not dying became shamed own sharp blade, therefore mediated, ended itself personally. 罗素眉头一皱,联想到麦克尔散发出的颓废气息,若有所思很快就有了一个猜测。杀人狂也是有尊严的,麦克尔被同行一顿血虐,不死之身成了羞辱自己的利刃,于是自我了断,亲手终结了自己。 Another self-closing! 又一个自闭的! Was killed not to live, was really this is also too miserable......” Luo Su to be filled with all sorts of feelings, having the body of not dying also not necessarily was a good deed, once the power gap were too big, the body of not dying became suffering. “被杀到不想活,真是这样也太惨了……”罗素感慨万分,拥有不死之身也不见得是件好事,一旦实力差距太大,不死之身就成了一种折磨。 Thinks of this, Luo Su pledged secretly, if front has the opportunity of becoming the body of not dying, he ensure...... runs is quicker than anyone! 想到这,罗素暗暗发誓,若是前面有个成为不死之身的机会,他保证……跑得比谁都快! Cracks a joke, stupid will give up the body of not dying, as oppressive had what relations as the self-closing, hit two artillery to recover consciousness. 开玩笑,沙雕才会放弃不死之身,被虐到自闭有什么关系,多打两炮就缓过来了。 „---” “啊---” In the building hears a startled sound to scream, is Jennifer's voice. 楼上传来一声惊声尖叫,是詹妮弗的声音。 Jason, admits the oil drum Michael's body, blocks with the cement.” Luo Su says a few words, directly soars two building bedrooms. “杰森,把麦克尔的尸体放进油桶,用水泥封死。”罗素撂下一句话,直奔二楼卧室。 In the bedroom, Luo Su pushes the door, saw the whole body is Jennifer of blood, a latter face was panic-stricken, saw that Luo Su the pear flower belt/bring rain cried immediately: Luo Su, I had a nightmare, by a anomaly that wears the iron claw glove pursued Santiao Street, but also was killed several times.” 卧室里,罗素一推门,就看到了满身是血的詹妮弗,后者一脸惊恐,看到罗素顿时梨花带雨哭了起来:“罗素,我做了个噩梦,被一个戴着铁爪手套的变态追了三条街,还被杀了好几次。” I understand, you were been also oppressive!” “我懂,你又被虐了!” Luo Su is extremely speechless, why can't Jennifer the self-closing? 罗素极度无语,为什么詹妮弗就不会自闭?
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