The ear broadcasts the strange sound, accompanied the cold air whiz whiz to rush to the crown of the head from the sole board, the agents has a fit of bad temper to jump, grips tightly the weapon to look toward the acoustic source place. 耳边传来陌生的声音,伴着凉气嗖嗖从脚底板冲上天灵盖,特工们炸毛跳起,紧握武器朝声源处看了过去。 The words that did not remember incorrectly, on the spaceship should not have the talent to be right. 没记错的话,飞船上应该没人才对。 In the shadow, the Luo Su steps go out, on the face is hanging the nuclear good smile, the shadow of under foot and fuses together dark, seems spans the space to emerge out of thin air. 阴影中,罗素踏步走出,脸上挂着核善笑容,脚下的影子和黑暗融为一体,仿佛是跨越空间凭空出现。 „You are......” “你是……” „Introduced oneself, I came from the hell.” “自我介绍一下,我来自地狱。” Luo Su spoke to break directly, patted the weapon in people hand for a against accidental injury palm of the hand, pointed at Colson of ground saying: „This mister qualifies, is the key attention goal, I carry off his soul specially, to guard him to escape from prison again.” 罗素直接出言打断,为防误伤一巴掌拍掉众人手里的武器,指着地上的科尔森说道:“这位先生榜上有名,是重点关注目标,我专程来带走他的灵魂,以防他再次越狱。” Colson died is not chapter of two chapters, said that was the habitual criminal is not overrated, the agents were well aware, listen to a Luo Su like this saying, was thrown into confusion immediately. 科尔森死了不是一回两回了,说是惯犯也不为过,特工们心知肚明,听罗素这么一说,立马手忙脚乱起来。 „I do not believe that he should on the heaven be right!” “我不信,他应该上天堂才对！” „Right, Colson is a good person.” “没错,科尔森是个好人。” „......” “……” „Is the good person, is not you decides.” “是不是好人,不是你们说了算的。” Luo Su shakes the head, speaks frankly: „I am brutal, I can say one very much responsibly, do not respond with the fantasy to the future, presenting is the lives of going to hell, no has in the qualifications the heaven.” 罗素摇了摇头,直言不讳道:“恕我无情,我可以很负责的说一句,千万别对未来报以幻想,在场诸位都是下地狱的命,没一个有资格上天堂。” Then, no matter Luo Su the agents make what response, waves to disperse, arrives at Colson ‚corpse’ them front. 说完,罗素不管特工们作何反应,挥手将他们驱散,走到科尔森的‘尸体’面前。 „Please wait, he has not died, but can also rescue.” “请等一下,他还没有死,还可以抢救。” „How possibly, dead thoroughly.” “怎么可能,死透了。” The Luo Su squatting lower part of the body, fishes out a clinical thermometer to insert Colson mouth, after one second draws out, is in front of agents to break off it: „Look, the clinical thermometer 90 degrees, were incurable.” 罗素蹲下身,摸出一根医用温度计插进科尔森嘴里,一秒钟后拔出,当着特工们的面将其折断:“看,体温计都90度了,没救了。” „......” XN “……”xN The agents expression is stiff, originally the clinical thermometer of hell is like this uses, this...... this point is unscientific! 特工们表情僵硬,原来地狱的体温计是这么用的,这……这一点也不科学！ „,......” “咳,咳咳……” In the awkward silence, the Colson sudden sudden rising, the rolling up body coughs fiercely. 就在冷场的时候,科尔森突然诈尸,蜷缩身子剧烈咳嗽起来。 „, Is really troublesome , like the cockroach.” “啧,真麻烦,跟蟑螂一样。” Luo Su curls the lip, from fishes out the Desert Eagle behind, aims at Colson's forehead to carry off forcefully. 罗素撇撇嘴,从身后摸出沙鹰,对准科尔森的脑门就要强行带走。 Bang! 嘭！ A dull thumping sound, the spaceship followed to rock, had/left the bullet of chest cavity to scratch Colson's forehead...... 一声闷响,飞船跟着晃动了一下,出膛的子弹擦着科尔森的脑门…… Hit leaning. 打偏了。 Luo Su looks to look discontentedly to the one side, receives the pistol, according to the script read the lines: „Life is really big, without the means that can only walk the flow to wait a while.” 罗素面露不满看向一旁,将手枪收起,按照剧本念台词:“命真大,没办法,只能走流程等一会儿了。” Sees with own eyes the Luo Su stand the corner, fuses together with the shadow, in the spaceship is in chaotic situation, the agents help up Colson who returns to consciousness just before dying, determined that just vibration affected by Daisy and ten thousand Liwang the fight. 眼见罗素站到角落,和阴影融为一体,飞船内鸡飞狗跳,特工们扶起回光返照的科尔森,确定刚刚的震动是受黛西和万力王的战斗波及。 Accurate, is Daisy takes a beating dirtily, round of Shockwave cannot hit ten thousand Liwang, actually hit spaceship that lands the ground. 准确来说,是黛西灰头土脸挨揍,一发震荡波没能打中万力王,却命中了迫降地面的飞船。 The situation is severe, Colson who just lived takes the job immediately, directs the agents...... to try to find the solution, although hopes uncertainly, may carry to save Earth to obtain the heavy responsibility, less than cannot give up at the last minute. 情况严峻,刚活过来的科尔森立马走上工作岗位,指挥特工们……想想办法,虽说希望渺茫,可身负拯救地球得到重任,不到最后一刻决不能放弃。 „Called is not good the avengers, Chicago left New York is not far in any case , from the map, on a like this distance.” “给复仇者们打个电话不就好了,反正芝加哥离纽约不远,从地图上看,也就这么点距离。” Sees one group of people sweating, Luo Su cannot bear interrupt, lifted the hand to compare a fingertip to be apart from while convenient. 见一群人急得满头大汗,罗素忍不住插了个嘴,顺便抬手比了个指尖距。 „......” XN “……”xN The agents look to the shadow, discovers Luo Su to be haunted by the ghost, swallowed a saliva ruthlessly, only Colson at present one bright, the pursing the lips lip of goes forward several steps. 特工们看向阴影,发现罗素阴魂不散,狠狠咽了口唾沫,唯独科尔森眼前一亮,抿了抿嘴唇上前几步。 „Let alone the words, I know that you want to say anything, but that is impossible......” “别说话,我知道你想说什么,但那是不可能的……” Does not wait for Colson to speak, Luo Su direct opens the mouth: „Soul was the currency of hell, the fear is the food of devil, the war, death, slaughtering was to me better and better, I did not have the duty have no reason to prevent outside fellow.” 不等科尔森说话,罗素直接开口:“灵魂是地狱的货币,恐惧是魔鬼的食粮,战争、死亡、杀戮等对我而言多多益善,我没有义务更没有理由去阻止外面的家伙。” „I know, I had not expected the devil will save the world.” “我知道,我没有奢望魔鬼会拯救世界。” Colson shows the smile of honest and good-natured person, does not lose modestly self-confidently: „But I heard that the devil likes making the transaction, does not know that I do have this qualifications.” 科尔森露出老实人的笑容,谦虚而不失自信:“但我听说魔鬼喜欢和人做交易,不知道我有没有这个资格。” „Interesting, dares initiative and me makes the transaction!” “有意思,敢主动和我做交易！” Luo Su touches the chin, high and low carefully examines Colson, will look absolutely terrifiedly slowly its said: „Is incorrect, after all your date and time not many, carries out the transaction to be not meaningful with you, I only need wait for the moment, your soul was my.” 罗素摸了摸下巴,上下审视科尔森,将看得其毛骨悚然才缓缓说道:“原本是不行的,毕竟你时日无多,和你进行交易没有任何意义,我只需等待片刻,你的灵魂就是我的了。” „But?” “但是呢？” In Colson eyes none flashes, rejoices in the Luo Su words also to have the favorable turn. 科尔森眼中精光一闪,庆幸罗素话中还有转机。 „But I am happy today, can carry out a transaction with you, takes your soul as the transaction of chip......” “但是我今天心情不错,可以和你进行一笔交易,以你灵魂为筹码的交易……” The Luo Su steps go out of the darkness, in the eye the black glow dodge pass: „Consideration is clear, you have not even known that who I am, once the contract signs, your soul was then enslaved by me forever, at the appointed time regretted to be possible on the evening.” 罗素踏步走出黑暗,眼中黑芒一闪即逝:“考虑清楚,你甚至还不知道我是谁,一旦契约签署完毕,你的灵魂便永远被我奴役,到时后悔可就晚了。” „I will not regret, which the contract, me must receive in exchange to defeat Talbot's strength.” “我不会后悔,契约在哪,我要换取击败塔尔博特的力量。” Colson quickly makes noise, a few days after the poor life of good work received exchange for one time the opportunity of saving Earth, how this business saw that does not suffer a loss, what he fears is the Luo Su regret. 科尔森急忙出声,没几天好活的小命换取一次拯救地球的机会,这笔生意怎么看都不吃亏,他怕的是罗素后悔。 „Hehehe......” “嘿嘿嘿……” Luo Su fishes out contract of one stack of A4 paper printings from the buttocks, thick one pile falls in front of Colson, over one meter five, the making of person leg looking is highly soft. 罗素从屁股后面摸出一沓A4纸打印的契约,厚厚一摞摔在科尔森面前,高度超过一米五,望之令人腿软。 „This contract good...... quite thick.” “这份契约好……好厚。” Even the situation is critical, facing the thickness exaggerating contract book, Colson or the whole face heavy line complains. 即便形势危急,面对厚度夸张的契约书,科尔森还是满脸黑线吐了个槽。 „Ok, this is only the contract catalog, the principal edition is longer, if you want to look, I can......” “还行吧,这份只是契约目录,正本更长,如果你想看的话,我可以……” „Does not use, told me directly, where signed?” “不用了,直接告诉我,在哪里签字？” Colson hears to be sweating profusely, clear(ly) knows that this contract has the issue, decisive jumps toward the pit. 科尔森听得满头大汗,明知道这份契约有问题,还是果断往坑里跳。 Table of contents one meter five, the principal edition minimum ten meters start, really sat to examine carefully one by one, Daisy were killed 100, his where has this free time. 目录都一米五了,正本起码十米起步,真坐下来逐条细看,黛西都被打死一百回了,他哪有这份闲工夫。 Luo Su fished out a pen to hand over: „P. 1, the second line, saw that ‚victim’ a column does not have, to sign in that on the line.” 罗素摸出一支笔递了过去:“第一页,第二行,看到‘受害人’一栏没,签在那就行。” Colson: „......” 科尔森:“……” This was also too direct, cannot tactful, for example Party B anything. 这也太直接了,就不能委婉点吗,比如乙方什么的。 The agents go all out to signal with the eyes, when Colson only has not seen, under the bureau the given name, then feels relieved to relax. 特工们拼命使眼色,科尔森只当没看见,唰唰唰署下大名,而后如释重负松了口气。 ! 啪！ Luo Su beamed with joy to hit a sound to refer , after the contract vanished baseless, said benignly: „Contract establishes, your soul belongs to me, now, said that which strength looks at you to want?” 罗素眉开眼笑打了个响指,待契约凭空消失之后,和颜悦色道:“契约成立,你的灵魂归我所有,现在,说说看你想要哪种力量？” „So long as can beat Talbot, ok!” “只要能击败塔尔博特,都行！” Colson quickly said, he does not select. 科尔森急忙说道,他不挑的。 „Do not be anxious, I looked at the future, was killed from the seismic wave female also has 40 seconds of countdown, the time is very sufficient.” “不要急,我看了眼未来,距离震波女被打死还有40秒倒计时,时间很充足。” Luo Su not anxiously not slow, waves to pull open the light screen projection before the body, points at three item 11 saying: „First is incomplete Phoenix Force, the holder can hit to explode Multiverse reluctantly ; Second Infinity Gauntlet, forwards as an enclosure six Infinity Gem, the attention, this is the multi-dimensional universe strengthening edition, the holder may the second kill the universe five big gods ; Third is the heart of universe, held may control the versatile universe, the life court comes also to kneel......” 罗素不急不缓,挥手在身前拉开光幕投影,指着三件物品一一说道:“第一件是残缺的凤凰之力,持有者勉勉强强可以打爆平行宇宙;第二件无限手套,附送六颗无限宝石,注意,这是多元宇宙强化版本,持有者可秒杀宇宙五大神明;第三件是宇宙之心,持之可掌控全能宇宙,生命法庭来了也得跪……” „, Don't you know the life court? How was that...... saying that all known and unknown managers, a very fierce fellow, could not catch my thought.” “哦,你不知道生命法庭？就是那个……怎么说呢,所有已知和未知的管理者,挺厉害的一个家伙,接不住我一个念头。” Colson eyelid jumps crazily, an issue jumping up heart, swallowed a saliva ruthlessly, will have doubts to ask. 科尔森眼皮狂跳,一个问题跳上心头,狠狠咽了口唾沫,将疑惑问了出来。 „You, who are you......?” “你,你是……谁？” „My words, took office a while ago, I came the times tuba in the multi-dimensional universe, you should listen to......” “我的话,前段时间上任的时候,我在多元宇宙来了次大喇叭,你应该听过才对……” Luo Su looks straight ahead Colson, the corners of the mouth blood line brings back said: „Satan, do not indulge in flights of fancy, that Satan in literal sense.” 罗素直视科尔森,嘴角血线勾起道:“撒旦,别胡思乱想,字面意义上的那个撒旦。” „Gurgle!” xN “咕嘟！”xN The agents swallowed a saliva collectively, Colson is pale, at this moment, he a little regretted. 特工们集体咽了口唾沫,科尔森脸色苍白,这一刻,他有点后悔了。 „Time are not much, stupidly be not gawking, did not go to your daughter not to have.” “时间不多了,别傻愣着,再不去你女儿就没了。” Luo Su lifts the hand incomplete Phoenix Force to pat Colson within the body, then waves the arms about to throw the spaceship it, some process violence, spaceship half of hulls did not have. 罗素抬手将残缺的凤凰之力拍进科尔森体内,而后甩手将其扔出飞船,过程些许暴力,飞船一半船体没了。 „Everyone, but also who wants to sign the contract? Begins to write a name, becomes the gods of universe rank instantaneously!” “各位,还有谁想签订契约吗？动动手写个名字,瞬间成为宇宙级别的神明哟！” Luo Su:?(????) 罗素:?(????) Agents:( T. T)( T. T) 特工们:(T.T)(T.T) The agents left have a look right to have a look, to flow off the small and weak tears no use, the true big fiendish person is close at hand, outside ten thousand Liwang is not fearful. 特工们左看看右看看,流下弱小无助的泪水,真正的大魔王近在眼前,外面的万力王一点也不可怕。 Colson has not made the agents wait for a long time, here tears just the wind came out, his side raised Daisy to walk, expression...... shock, a round of straight punch, but also without catching up, ten thousand Liwang died. 科尔森没让特工们久等,这边眼泪刚飙出来,他那边就提着黛西走了回来,表情……震惊,一发直拳,还没发力,万力王就死了。 Accurate, he just lifted the hand, but also without hitting, ten thousand Liwang like discouraged the rubber ball, one died. 准确点,他刚抬手,还没打下去,万力王就像泄了气的皮球,啊一下就死了。 Too false, this actor let alone chicken leg, the chicken feather does not have. 太假了,这种演员别说鸡腿,鸡毛都没有。 „Right, is such that you think, his outside outer space time died, active is because I am controlling his corpse.” “没错,就是你想的那样,他在外太空的时候就死了,能动是因为我在控制他的尸体。” The Luo Su good intention gives the explanation, malicious full say/way: „Makes him add a play to let you are willing to sign the contract, after all is a devil, cannot go bad the custom, should walk the flow to walk.” 罗素好心做出解释,恶意满满道:“让他加场戏是为了让你心甘情愿签下契约,毕竟是魔鬼,不能坏了规矩,该走得流程还是要走的。” „Is, why?” “为,为什么？” Colson flutters the inquiry, the strength in within the body makes him feel itself to be omnipotent, Thanos face to face is also a younger brother, but the reason also told him, all resistances were unproductive. 科尔森颤声提问,体内的力量让他觉得自己无所不能,灭霸当面也就是个弟弟,但理智又告诉他,一切反抗都是徒劳的。 „Before reason is, S.H.I.E.L.D. that you lead to reorganize eliminated the hydra!” “原因是之前你带领重组的神盾局消灭了九头蛇！” „This is what reason, a hydra......” “这是什么理由,一个九头蛇而已……” „, Haven't I said?” “哦,我没说吗？” Luo Su cracks into a smile: „Except for Satan, I am the hydra leader, you are ruthless the hydra of this Multiverse, I do not have the face very much!” 罗素咧嘴一笑:“除了撒旦,我还是九头蛇首领,你把这个平行宇宙的九头蛇赶尽杀绝,我很没面子啊！” „......” XN “……”xN „Phoenix Force of familiar within the body, life span does not need to be worried well, I do not nod, you want dead difficultly.” “好好熟悉体内的凤凰之力,寿命方面无需担心,我不点头,你想死都难。” Luo Su turns around to integrate the darkness, then deeply smiles: „Next time will come again, I will send the hydra army hand/subordinate to conduct a potential surface to invade, the one who takes the lead is hydra team leader Steve Rogers, the full hand executioner, has slaughtered over a hundred Earth bloody and inhuman, you will like his.” 罗素转身融入黑暗,回头深深一笑:“下次再来,我会派遣手下的九头蛇大军进行一场位面入侵,打头阵的是九头蛇队长史蒂夫・罗杰斯,满手血腥、毫无人性的刽子手,屠戮过上百颗地球,你会喜欢他的。” „......” XN “……”xN The disaster the honest and good-natured person, Luo Su decides and Bruce's similar the processing mode to it, is the laying aside some time, when sends the border line more touching, makes Steve of knowing nothing lead to enter the stadium again. 祸害完老实人,罗素决定对其和布鲁斯同样的处理方式,也就是放置一段时间,等到发际线更加感人,再让一无所知的史蒂夫带队入场。 Thinks to anticipate very much! 想想就很期待！ Does not blow black, tells the truth, in pit this aspect, Luo Su confessed hand/subordinate does not have the opponent. 不吹不黑,有一说一,在坑手下这方面,罗素自认没有对手。 „Which receives round trip good?” “接下来去哪好呢？” Luo Su thought aloud, remembered some white beard Maia, the eye one shines. 罗素自言自语,想起某个白胡子迈雅,眼睛一下就亮了。