AE :: Volume #25 我讨厌番外

#1347: Seemingly averagely not wonderful


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A lunar base warehouse, the original aircraft parking area, is used to place the big-ticket item commodity now. 月球基地一层仓库,原先的停机坪,现在用来摆放大件物资。 Because lacks the arena that trains, the ultra tyrant chooses here to act as the temporary location, strictly avoids to conduct the life and death bureau for Luo Su and god. 因缺少对练的擂台,超霸选择此处充当临时场地,供罗素和神力戒进行生死局。 The square warehouse area is enormous, cleans up slightly, is very suitable to be used for the duel. 四四方方的仓库占地面积极大,稍微清理一下,很适合用来决斗。 To this duel, the ultra tyrant requests not many, so long as does not destroy the warehouse, how is casual two people to toss about. 对这场决斗,超霸要求不多,只要不把仓库打坏,随便两人怎么折腾。 This is the villain camp, even superficial plastic fraternal friendship being disinclined meaning, no one raises from beginning to end a period, not only so, looked the expression that Johnny Express and ultra queen take pleasure in others' misfortunes, some anticipation people die in the arena. 这就是反派阵营,连表面的塑料兄弟情谊都懒得意思一下,至始至终都没人提一句点到为止,非但如此,看强尼快客和超女王幸灾乐祸的表情,非常期待有人死在擂台上。 Best is the god strictly avoids, changes into Luo Su, they do not reject. 最好是神力戒,换成罗素,他们也不拒绝。 Is the ultra tyrant presides over the duel as before, the night owlet also defers to the convention to absent, he checked Luther's den, only waited for the status of young blood to determine, then can form a team to go to investigate with the ultra queen. 依旧是超霸主持决斗,夜枭也依照惯例缺席,他查到了卢瑟的老巢,只等新成员的身份确定下来,便会和超女王组队前去调查。 The night owlet is advocating the conference room at present, through the computer monitoring duel, the collection analyzes Luo Su various data, statistical data-processing stores the newly-built file. 夜枭目前正在主会议室,通过电脑监控决斗,搜集分析罗素的各项数据,统计汇总存入新建档案。 The storing up hobby of bat, regardless of the krypton stone other, in the warehouse does not put a thing to be uncomfortable on the whole body. 蝙蝠家的囤积癖,不论氪石还是别的,仓库里不放点东西就浑身难受。 Advanced stubborn illness, let alone the offering sacrifices Flash, is the multi-dimensional universe cannot cure. 晚期顽症,别说献祭闪电侠,就是多元宇宙都治不好。 ...... …… Bang!! 轰!! The gods strictly avoid to open the green defense cover, was trampled to fly by Luo Su, pounds into the wall, the coming down big piece crushed stone. 神力戒张开绿色防御罩,被罗素一脚踹飞,砸入墙壁,崩落大片碎石。 Sees the defense cover fissure to proliferate, the god strictly avoids quickly to remould the strengthening, remote sees Luo Su to raid high-speed, makes a fist releases the green shock-wave continuously. 见防御罩裂痕遍布,神力戒急忙重塑强化,遥见罗素高速袭来,握拳连续释放绿色冲击波。 The Luo Su figure flashes continually, the dispersion clone double image, making the god strictly avoid to have no way to catch the target accurately. 罗素身形连闪,散布分身重影,令神力戒没法准确捕捉攻击目标。 Only god strictly avoids, really wants to hit, a palm of the hand can clap flatly, but he is a professional actor, the entire journey walks according to the script, will not add the play to oneself randomly. 区区一个神力戒,真想打,一巴掌就能拍扁,但他是个敬业的演员,全程按照剧本走,不会给自己乱加戏。 Also, starting is too heavy, what to do ran away in fear other villains? 再说了,下手太重,把其他反派吓跑了怎么办? The green ray condenses the entity, the density endures the proportion metal the green city wall anti- road, Luo Su waves from pull out the black flame big sword void, sword blade cuts to sweep away all obstacles, strikes the green cleaves in two. 绿色光芒凝聚实体,密度堪比重金属的绿色城墙阻路,罗素挥手从虚空拉出黑焰大剑,剑锋直斩所向披靡,一击将绿色劈成两半。 The gods strictly avoid the corner of the eye to pull out crazily, previously suffered a foot, fully realized that own small physique cannot stand up to Luo Su to toss about, does not dare with the Luo Su near body war, in the advantage by speed, to start the flying a kite tactic. 神力戒眼角狂抽,先前挨了一脚,深知自己的小身板禁不起罗素折腾,不敢和罗素近身战,凭借速度上的优势,开始了放风筝战术。 In his opinion, the speed is the advantage. 在他看来,速度是优势。 - 唰唰唰-- The black sword air/Qi blots out the sky to sweep falls, covers the region that the god strictly avoids to be at crowded. 黑色剑气铺天盖地扫落,密集覆盖神力戒所在的区域。 In the instance that its escapes distressedly, Luo Su loudly shouts to start to change the body, the back opens a pair of black wing, the speed quick several times continued. 在其狼狈而逃的瞬间,罗素大喝一声开始变身,背后张开一对黑翼,速度快了数倍不止。 Bang!! 嘭!! A loud sound, after the moment , the smog diverges, Luo Su nape of the neck that pinches the god to strictly avoid, arrives at it on the wall, lifts up high the black flame big sword single-handedly, strikes an attitude to probably cut his head. 一声巨响,片刻后烟雾散去,罗素一手掐着神力戒的脖颈,将其抵在墙壁上,一手高举黑焰大剑,作势欲要斩下他的脑袋。 Finished......” “结束了……” Little looks down upon the person!” “少看不起人!” The gods strictly avoid to go all out to struggle, is unable to get rid of the imprisonment of Luo Su, the green energy impact erupts, rumbles behind a scrap the wall. 神力戒拼命挣扎,无法摆脱罗素的禁锢,绿色能量冲击爆发,轰一声炸碎背后墙壁。 A move perishes together, two people were taken the base by the enormous appeal simultaneously...... 一招同归于尽,两人同时被巨大吸引力抽出基地…… The night owlet that in the base the chaos, assume to direct is unhurriedly, the start emergency plan, the release defends the metal wall, made the closed room. 基地内大乱,坐镇指挥的夜枭不慌不忙,启动紧急方案,释放防御金属墙壁,重新制造了封闭空间。 After 30 seconds, Luo Su knocks the base front door, innocent walked. 三十秒后,罗素敲开基地大门,一脸无辜走了进来。 Saw, is he does, the maintenance cost my child son will not pull out.” “都看到了,是他干的,维修费我一个子儿也不会掏。” „Does god strictly avoid?” “神力戒呢?” In this.” “在这。” The Luo Su five fingers open, the palm is a green ring. 罗素五指张开,掌心是一枚绿色戒指。 Departs outside the base, the god strictly avoids to open the green defense cover to resist stubbornly, Luo Su continues to illuminate the script to walk, wanting to with its 55 open hits again for two minutes. 飞出基地外,神力戒撑开绿色防御罩负隅顽抗,罗素继续照着剧本走,欲要和其五五开再打两分钟。 Has not thought, evil Lantern Ring sees the Host vegetable/dish to dig out the foot, abandons departure, flew in Luo Su. 不曾想,邪恶灯戒宿主菜得抠脚,弃之离去,自行飞到了罗素手里。 Without the ring, the god strictly avoided, no, Earth three universes Hal Jordan is an average person, dies of the danger innumerably not in deep space universe. 没了戒指,神力戒,不,地球三宇宙的哈尔・乔丹就是一个普通人,死于危险无数不在的深空宇宙。 The gods strictly avoid dead of oneself ring, Luo Su have not planned to explain, fully realized also no one believes that shouldered this being unjustly discredited decisively. 神力戒死于自己的戒指,罗素没打算解释,深知说了也没人信,果断扛下了这口黑锅。 When portrayed the villain person to suppose! 就当塑造反派人设了! „......” “……” Saw that belongs ring that the god strictly avoids, the ultra tyrant silent moment, outside the both eyes perspective/see through base, soon then found the god to strictly avoid to describe the fearsome corpse. 看到属于神力戒的戒指,超霸沉默片刻,双目透视基地外,很快便找到了神力戒形容可怖的尸体。 What's wrong, accepts domain and little brother who the god strictly avoids, what procedure/program but also there is to walk?” “如何,接受神力戒的地盘和小弟,还有什么程序要走吗?” Night owlet and I will inform the organization that the god strictly avoids, the domain entirely to turn over to you, but his little brother hand/subordinate is leaves or stays behind, you cannot impose the intervention.” “夜枭和我会通知神力戒的组织,地盘全部归你,但他手下的小弟是离开还是留下,你不能强加干预。” The ultra tyrant turns around to move toward the conference room: Johnny Express can walk with you, proves your status, as for the later matter, if there is a resister...... your oneself to look at processing.” 超霸转身走向会议室:“强尼快客会和你走一趟,证明你的身份,至于之后的事情,如果有反抗者……你自己看着处理。” „The domain of that sparks/Mars guest?” “那火星客的地盘呢?” Luo Su follows in the ultra tyrant behind: I replaced the god to strictly avoid, had the qualifications to inherit the sparks/Mars guest 1/5 heritages?” 罗素跟在超霸身后:“我顶替了神力戒,是不是也有资格继承火星客五分之一的遗产?” „It is not good!” “不行!” The ultra boss does not return, refused Luo Su to carve up the request of domain callously. 超霸头也不回,冷酷拒绝了罗素瓜分地盘的要求。 „, Moe enters the group to be suppressed the big shot newly.” “啧,萌新入群惨遭大佬打压。” Luo Su shrugs, just thinks that is saying anything, suddenly the discovery buttocks were traced. 罗素耸耸肩,正想在说些什么,突然发现屁股被人摸了一下。 About him looked, three serial number stupid little brothers are separated by five meters away, Johnny Express lowers the head to play the cell phone, the ultra queen serious face that a shoulder separates does not look askance. 他左右看了看,三个编号沙雕的小弟相隔五米远,强尼快客低头玩手机,一肩之隔的超女王严肃脸目不斜视。 ( One?? One) (一??一) The instantaneous determination suspect, Luo Su was deliberately considering moe also has the human rights newly, and person was bullied good, placed the evil forces so, endures this foul odor today, tomorrow will definitely incur a bigger humiliation. 瞬间确定作案嫌疑人,罗素寻思着萌新也是有人权的,且人善被人欺,身处邪恶势力更加如此,今天忍了这口恶气,明天肯定会招致更大屈辱。 Must counter-attack strongly! 必须强硬反击回去! He enforces the face to put out a hand, pinched on the ultra queen buttocks, the latter is without turning a hair, as if the buttocks are not own. 他严肃脸伸手,在超女王屁股上捏了一把,后者面不改色,仿佛屁股不是自己的。 On like this, before two people people serious, after the person , the dirty/small error lower reaches, the moral integrity bottoms fast, is some nearby also people, will otherwise refer to erratically will have anything. 这么的,两个狗男女人前一本正经,人后龌蹉下流,节操飞快见底,也就是边上还有人,不然指不定会发生什么。 „!” “咳咳!” Bruce coughs moderately two, walked looks clear in behind, really cannot bear. 布鲁斯不轻不重咳嗽两声,走在后面看得一清二楚,实在忍不住了。 He acknowledged that Luo Su plays the role of the villain to be the true colors to play, almost cannot pick up a slight defect, but was almost good, that after all is the ultra queen, lover of his Multiverse brothers Thomas. 他承认罗素扮反派属于本色出演,几乎挑不出一点瑕疵,但差不多就行了,那毕竟是超女王,他平行宇宙兄弟小托马斯的情侣。 „, Bruce was jealous.” “哦哦,布鲁斯吃醋了。” Luo Su looks to tease, said to the ultra queen: Frankly, my little brother has had the idea to you, the unrequited love for a long time.” 罗素面露戏谑,对超女王说道:“实不相瞒,我这小弟一直对你有想法,单相思很长时间了。” This is not perhaps good, I had the boyfriend.” “这恐怕不行,我有男朋友了。” Ultra queen both hands hold the chest, acts with constraint such as she, treating the love is wholehearted, will not divide the leg third party. 超女王双手抱胸,矜持如她,对待爱情一心一意,绝不会劈腿第三者。 Considers, Bruce is very graceful.” “考虑一下,布鲁斯很帅的。” Saying, Luo Su hit a sound to refer , the black bat fought armor mask separating, revealed Bruce unemotional iceberg male god face. 说着,罗素打了个响指,黑色蝙蝠战甲面罩弹开,露出布鲁斯面无表情的冰山男神面孔。 Wholehearted, Luo Su wants to reconcile Bruce and ultra queen. 真心实意,罗素很想撮合一下布鲁斯和超女王。 The Earth three ultra queen status setting rare and beautiful flowers, correspond Wonder Woman of Justice League, actually named Lois Lane, has the ability of similar Krypton person, can release heat vision. 地球三的超女王身份设定奇葩,对应正义联盟的神奇女侠,却名为露易丝莱恩,拥有类似氪星人的能力,可以释放热视线 If two people successfully rolled the bed sheet, relations between that Lois , Clark, Bruce, Thomas exceptionally will be complex. 如果两人成功滚了床单,那露易丝克拉克、布鲁斯、小托马斯之间的关系将会异常复杂。 Bruce was not only green oneself brothers, but also green Clark, although here is Multiverse, but is unimportant, more importantly Luo Su will photograph, will also send the picture to Clark anonymously. 布鲁斯不仅绿了自己兄弟,还绿了克拉克,虽说这里是平行宇宙,但不重要,重要的是罗素会拍照,还会匿名把照片寄给克拉克 Thinks that scene, Luo Su one excitement. 想想那场面,罗素就一阵激动。 Gurgle......” “咕嘟……” The ultra queen both eyes shines, the subconsciousness swallowed a saliva, responded that receives the dregs female countenance, heavy not pale say/way: Seemingly averagely not wonderful, with handsome does not touch on slightly , later this matter, I loved my boyfriend not to mention very much.” 超女王双目放光,下意识咽了口唾沫,反应过来收起渣女嘴脸,不轻不淡道:“看起来平平无奇,和英俊不沾边,还有,以后这种事别提了,我很爱我男朋友。” Then, the ultra queen looks to another two serial number stupid little brothers: Luo Su, later everyone was a person on one's own side, didn't introduce?” 说完,超女王看向另外两个编号沙雕的小弟:“罗素,以后大家就是自己人了,不介绍一下吗?” Casual like this graceful, she wants to have a look at another two. 随便一个都这么帅,她很想看看另外两个。 If equivalent to Bruce face value, she did not mind that puts down only with the powerhouse the custom, coming late at night to visit one time, catches the whole lot in a dragnet three people. 如果都和布鲁斯颜值相当,她不介意放下只和强者啪啪的规矩,来一次深夜拜访,将三人一网打尽。 Should.” “应该的。” Luo Su overcomes the second sound to refer , the Harley grinning face reveals, base many white face, scarlet lip and smoking makeup, gaudy, is joined to the strange smile, like...... 罗素打下第二个响指,哈莉笑嘻嘻的面孔露出,一张粉底过多的白脸,大红唇、烟熏眼妆,花里胡哨的,配上怪异笑容,像极了…… „Is this fellow the psychopath?” “这家伙是精神病患者吗?” Sees tall Yanzhi the younger sister, an ultra queen face shuts out. 看到高颜值妹子,超女王一脸嫌弃。 Indeed, her brain has the issue, but suffices to be insane, is a good little brother.” “的确,她脑子有问题,但够疯,是个不错的小弟。” Luo Su overcomes the third sound to refer , the last bat fights armor mask separating. 罗素打下第三个响指,最后一架蝙蝠战甲面罩弹开。 Really disgusting!” “真恶心!” Front the ultra queen looks at the pale face, as well as tentacle that drills from the face white line, only thinks that was been disgusting. 超女王看着面前苍白的面孔,以及从面部白线内钻出的触手,只觉有被恶心到。 This does not have the face, I in the pet of hell, was ugly ugly, but its appetite was good, all comes are welcome anything to eat, I destroyed the corpse and leave no trace to depend entirely on it.” “这是无脸,我在地狱的宠物,丑是丑了点,但它胃口非常好,来者不拒什么都吃,我毁尸灭迹全靠它了。” You may really be an inborn scoundrel!” “你可真是个天生的坏种!” Likes?” “喜欢吗?” A little, but among us is impossible, I only love my boyfriend.” “有一点,但我们之间不可能,我只爱我男朋友。” Damn, the fellow may be really lucky!” “该死,那家伙可真幸运!” Luo Su shakes the head to sob, the bat fights armor mask to close up, covers the faces of three stupid. 罗素摇头唏嘘,蝙蝠战甲面罩合拢,盖住三个沙雕的脸。 What, Joker/clown Jackie not in? 啥,小丑杰基怎么不在? This rubbish, did not say that the ultra tyrant has the perspective/see through eye, can see through the bat to fight armor, only the crime syndicate's familiar with Jackie, turns into the ash to recognize, a bat fights armor unable to block. 这不废话么,不说超霸有透视眼,可以看穿蝙蝠战甲,单是犯罪辛迪加对杰基的熟悉,化成灰都认得出来,一架蝙蝠战甲根本挡不住。 The Luo Su brain has the pit to bring to come him, if exposed, how to continue the script to develop downward? 罗素脑子有坑才会把他带过来,万一暴露了,怎么继续剧本往下演? Does the flowing backwards time come again one time? 倒流时间再来一次? It is not good, outstanding actor one, will retake repeatedly will cause to cut in half joyfully, experiencing the feeling will be extremely bad. 不行,优秀的演员都一遍过,而且反复重拍会导致快乐减半,体验感极差。 Therefore, stupid 3rd plays the single plane in Earth, is responsible for seeking does not know Luther of trace. 所以,沙雕三号在地球玩单机,负责寻找不知所踪的卢瑟。 ...... …… Earth, west U.S.A, resort town. 地球,美帝西部,海滨城。 The domain that the original crime syndicate gods strictly avoid, Luo Su leads three little brothers to take up an official post, the document has been sent to the organization that the god strictly avoids by the headquarters, Johnny Express accompanies, confirmed the status fabrication of Luo Su. 原犯罪辛迪加神力戒的地盘,罗素带着三个小弟走马上任,文件已经由总部发至神力戒的组织,强尼快客陪同,证实罗素的身份没有造假。 The resort town has one of the West coast liveliest harbors, the perquisite is rich, the god strictly avoids the most important foothold, the little brother is mostly centralized in this. 海滨城有着西海岸最繁华的港口之一,油水丰厚,神力戒最重要的据点,小弟大都集中在此。 This, if who wants to change a leader, can the present leave with me, is willing to stay behind, later must obey my good brothers' order.” “就这样,如果有谁想换一个首领,可以现在就跟我离开,愿意留下的,以后都要听从我好兄弟的命令。” „......” “……” More than 300 people that the contraband goods warehouse, the god strictly avoids to organize look at each other in blank dismay, you have a look at me, I have a look at you, is somewhat helpless. 走私货品仓库,神力戒组织的三百多号人面面相觑,你看看我,我看看你,皆是有些不知所措。 The eldest child changes players suddenly...... 老大突然换人…… The issue is not big, with anyone, but their not clear Luo Su attitude, looks at its face bad type, 80% is a cruel and merciless leader. 问题不大,跟谁都一样,可他们不清楚罗素的态度,看其一脸坏样,八成是个心狠手辣的首领。 Suddenly, over half people stand, is willing to follow Johnny Express, later follows he to make money. 一时间,超过半数人站出来,愿意追随强尼快客,以后跟着他赚钱。 Has the little brother of superpower as for these, were not many, now only remains few 2-3. 至于那些拥有超能力的小弟,原本就不多,现在就只剩寥寥2-3个了。 Waiter, I do not think that but this is the custom, they later mixed with me.” “伙计,我也不想的,但这是规矩,他们以后就跟我混了。” Johnny Express is complacent, racket shoulder of Luo Su: First reaches an agreement, you may not probably retaliate them.” 强尼快客洋洋得意,拍拍罗素的肩膀:“先说好,你可不许报复他们。” Naturally, I am not the narrow-mindedness.” “当然,我又不是什么小心眼。” You are intimate with the remaining people, I first flashed.” “那你和剩下的人亲近一下,我先闪了。” Walks slowly, does not deliver.” “慢走,不送。” This is not perhaps good, I am quickest.” “这恐怕不行,我一直是最快的。” One group of people follow Johnny Express to depart, in the warehouse is only left over more than 100 people, whom Luo Su is disinclined to respond is, hmph hmph, the preparation speaks two simply. 一群人跟着强尼快客离去,仓库里只剩下一百多号人,罗素懒得搭理谁是谁,哼哼一声,准备简单讲两句。 I challenge the position of leader!” “我挑战首领的位置!” Does not wait for the Luo Su opens the mouth, in the crowd to go out of the female soldier who an Amazon dresses up, changes a hairstyle to pretend to be Wonder Woman Diana to have more than enough to spare. 不等罗素开口,人群中走出一位亚马逊装扮的女战士,换个发型冒充神奇女侠戴安娜绰绰有余。
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