AE :: Volume #25 我讨厌番外

#1338: Madame, I respect you am a man


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The Gotham city public library and Arkham mental asylum, the bat family members fan out in two groups, Batman led son Damian to arrive in more dangerous Arkham, the library gave Dick and Lucas is responsible. 哥谭市公共图书馆和阿卡姆疯人院,蝙蝠家族成员兵分两路,蝙蝠侠带着儿子达米安抵达了更为危险的阿卡姆,图书馆交给了迪克和卢卡斯负责。 Having achieved nothing. 一无所获。 Without the bomb, not the captured two females, ten minutes of countdown ended, does not have the earth-shaking explosion. 没有炸弹,没有被俘虏的两女,十分钟倒计时结束,也没有惊天动地的爆炸。 They were played! 他们被耍了! The Batman heart is anxious, the old friend and Batman fan club association president in visiting prison, inquired whether Joker/clown knows anything. 蝙蝠侠心头不安,拜访狱中的老友兼蝙蝠侠粉丝俱乐部会长,询问小丑是否知道些什么。 What, did you associate with other bastards?” “什么,你又和其他坏蛋交往了?” The interrogation chamber, sees the video material that Batman provides, Joker/clown is unsatisfactory immediately: I think us to be perfectly suited to each other, each other is only of opposite party, but the result, I do not even know that you have many people outside!” 审讯室,看到蝙蝠侠提供的视频资料,小丑顿时大为不满:“我以为我们情投意合,彼此是对方的唯一,可结果呢,我甚至不知道你在外面有多少人!” Batman: „......” 蝙蝠侠:“……” Is this, to this situation, you scuffled each time, with sends me silent.” “又是这样,每次到了这种场合,你都敷衍了事,用沉默打发我。” Joker/clown talked endlessly, the words to repented finally: I knew, I am a joke, you know that I will forgive......” 小丑喋喋不休,话到最后自怨自艾:“我知道了,我就是个笑话,你知道我会原谅……” Bang! 嘭! Batman holds down the head of Joker/clown, bang a sound pressure on the table, coldly said: I do not have the time to accompany you rubbish, tell me, you know anything.” 蝙蝠侠按住小丑的脑袋,砰一声压在桌子上,冷冷道:“我没时间陪你废话,告诉我,你都知道些什么。” Hehe, my anything does not know, but if I am you......” “嘿嘿,我什么都不知道,但如果我是你的话……” The Joker/clown face is pasting the desktop, smiles several said strangely: I will contact with that starting own party Robin, has a look at him now is whether safe, don't bewildered missing, was killed.” 小丑脸贴着桌面,怪笑几声道:“我会联系那个自立门户的罗宾,看看他现在是否安全,千万别莫名其妙失踪,然后又被人炸死了。” Bang! Bang! Bang! 嘭!嘭!嘭! Batman hears word, never imagined, presses the head of Joker/clown to hit the desktop continuously, hurts the latter to laugh. 蝙蝠侠闻言,想都没想,按着小丑的脑袋连续撞击桌面,疼得后者哈哈大笑。 Some Robin two people of starting own party, first-generation Robin Dick Grayson, present night wing, second-generation Robin Jason Tod, present anti-hero red hood. 自立门户的罗宾有两人,第一代罗宾迪克・格雷森,现在的夜翼,第二代罗宾杰森・托德,现在的反英雄红头罩。 Considering is Joker/clown, in his mouth obtains Robin, can only be two generations of Jason Tod. 考虑到是小丑,他口中得到罗宾,只能是二代杰森・托德。 Batman like this vitality/angry, stemmed from the death experience of Jason Tod, he was captured alive by Joker/clown, with the crow bar shivering whole body bone, died under the time bomb finally. 蝙蝠侠之所以这么生气,源于杰森・托德的死亡经历,他被小丑活捉,用撬棍敲碎全身骨头,最后死于定时炸弹之下。 Two generations of Robin's death, was regarded as the life biggest failure by Batman, from now on negative gloomy 10. 二代罗宾的死,被蝙蝠侠视为人生最大的失败,自此负面阴暗十。 Here must say one, two generations of Robin's tragedy, is not only the arrangement of screenwriter, is not pure is Joker/clown increases the victim crazily, his true cause of death from script. 这里要说一句,二代罗宾的悲剧,不仅仅是编剧的安排,也不是单纯为小丑的疯狂增加受害者,他真正的死因来自剧本之外。 the dc darkest time, a super hero was voted to throw by the reader, is more stirring than the death of Superman. dc最黑暗的时刻,一个超级英雄被读者投票投死了,比超人之死更加震撼人心。 Punches Joker/clown, the Batman calm face leaves, is Joker/clown continuous laughing wildly. 揍完小丑,蝙蝠侠沉着脸离开,身后是小丑持续不断的狂笑。 Batman , this time opponent is very good luck interesting, do not die......” “蝙蝠侠,祝你好运,这次的对手很有意思,千万别死了……” „......” “……” Turns over/Stands up to leap corridor out of the window, Batman Station in the Arkham attic, side is long-waiting Damian. 翻身跃出走廊窗外,蝙蝠侠站在阿卡姆顶楼,旁边是等候已久的达米安。 Because is a child, Batman rejects him and Joker/clown short distance contact, even if in Joker/clown in prison. 因为还是个孩子,蝙蝠侠拒绝他和小丑近距离接触,哪怕是身在牢狱之中的小丑 „Does father, have the information?” “父亲,有情报吗?” I must confirm......” “我要确认一下……” Batman deeply inspires, movement stiff, uses the communication relation red hood. 蝙蝠侠深吸一口气,动作略带僵硬,使用通讯器联系‘红头罩’。 The result is satisfying, Jason Tod trifling thing does not have, but also proposed the cooperation, is willing to help Batman go through the difficulty, rescued missing Kate and Barbara. 结果令人满意,杰森・托德屁事没有,还主动提出合作,愿意帮助蝙蝠侠度过难关,救出下落不明的凯特和芭芭拉。 both sides decide the meeting place, Batman thought of anything before the boarding, relates Dick and Lucas who have achieved nothing in the library. 双方约定见面地点,蝙蝠侠在登机前似是想到了什么,联系在图书馆一无所获的迪克和卢卡斯。 Here is Bruce Wayne, to look for a night of wing and bat wing, they were busy at for day being too tired, just went to sleep, has what words I to convey.” “这里是布鲁斯・韦恩,如果想找夜翼和蝠翼,他们忙了一天太累了,刚睡下,有什么话我可以代为转达。” „......” “……” The communication ended, the Batman surface sinks like the water, is scarier than the daily indifferent face, Damian opened mouth does not dare to say anything obstinately. 通讯结束,蝙蝠侠面沉如水,比日常的冷漠脸更加吓人,达米安张张嘴愣是没敢说什么。 Walks, first with red hood convergence.” “走,先和红头罩汇合。” ...... …… Withdraws the beforehand words, the bat family does not have achieved nothing, at least Eldest Young Master Dick and Lucas successfully arrive in the enemy den, saw two females of capture. 收回之前的话,蝙蝠家族并非一无所获,至少大少迪克和卢卡斯成功抵达敌人老巢,见到了被俘的两女。 Although is forced, but they indeed completed mission. 虽然是被迫,但他们的确完成了任务 The only insufficiency, cannot move now, is unable to have the contact with the outside world. 唯一的不足,现在动弹不得,无法和外界取得联系。 Sees only in the warehouse, the tenacious rope dangles, Lucas's bat fights armor to be dug up, whole body only remains underpants. 只见仓库内,坚韧绳索垂下,卢卡斯的蝙蝠战甲被扒,全身上下仅剩一条裤衩。 The opposite is hanging upside down similarly, Dick who also only then underpants conceal, two people were tying up by a rope, face-to-face, the muscle sticks to the muscle, each breath can feel the temperature of opposite party. 对面是同样倒吊着,也只有一条裤衩遮羞的迪克,两人被一根绳索拴着,面对面,肌肉紧贴肌肉,每一次呼吸都能感受到对方的温度。 Is near from it, if a person has the idea, so long as toot toot mouth, but then own perfumed hair-oil made the opposite party escape not to be possible to escape. 距离之近,若是其中一个人有想法,只要嘟嘟嘴,便可一亲芳泽令对方逃无可逃。 Throws except the perspiration stink, with the silent warning of two people dead fish eye, the atmosphere unusual fluttering flags, lets Barbara on another string not only terrified and anticipates. 抛除汗臭味,和两人死鱼眼的无声警告,气氛异常旖旎,让另一根绳子上的芭芭拉既惶恐又期待。 The anticipation wants to see two people to bump, terrified is because is tying up with her face-to-face Kate is spills, she heard several times sound that swallows the saliva. 期待是想看到两人碰一下,惶恐是因为和她面对面拴着的凯特是个拉拉,好几次她都听到了咽唾沫的声音。 Barbara, believes me, I will not take advantage of somebody's precarious position!” “芭芭拉,相信我,我不会乘人之危!” The Kate serious face makes the commitment, although front young girl is beautiful enough to eat, the attractive small cheek makes her be choked up with emotions, cannot bear want to nip one, but this is not a love, only purely greedy opposite party body. 凯特严肃脸做出承诺,虽然面前的少女秀色可餐,漂亮的小脸蛋让她心潮澎湃,忍不住想要咬一口,但这并不是爱情,仅是单纯地馋对方身子。 As mature spilling, she is very loyal to the companion, the rejection does not have the close contact of love foundation. 作为一个成熟的拉拉,她对伴侣十分忠诚,拒绝没有爱情基础的亲密接触。 As for arches once for a while two, resembles is taking the opportunity to profit at the expense of the state...... 至于时不时拱两下,似是在借机揩油…… This does not have the matter of means that the string to tie up not comfortably, the time grew head down was more uncomfortable, moves is unavoidable. 这也是没办法的事情,绳子绑得不舒服,头朝下时间长了更不舒服,动一动在所难免。 Do not speak, will bump into.” “你不要说话,会碰到。” I do not want to say that but feared that you misunderstand.” “我没想说,只是怕你误会。” You added......” “你还说……” Because is the woman, the Luo Su gentleman makes two people retain own tight clothes very much, rather than certain feature films, come in bewilderedly more than ten people, the fate old was miserable. 因为是女士,罗素很绅士让两人保留自己的紧身衣,而不是某些剧情片,莫名其妙进来十几个人,下场老惨了。 I am not clear, what do you catch the like this many people to make?” “我不明白,你抓这么多人做什么?” Bruce studied Lucas's bat to fight armor, quick had no interest, was too farther than the counter- Deathstroke games armor difference, is far from the small item being able to attract his attention. 布鲁斯研究着卢卡斯的蝙蝠战甲,很快就没了兴趣,比反丧钟甲差太远,远没有小道具能吸引他的关注。 Compared with this group of dispensable fellows, I wants to tie up current universe Batman, but words such, run out joyfully instantaneously, therefore I decide to come step by step.” “比起这群可有可无的家伙,我更想把当前宇宙的蝙蝠侠绑起来,可那样的话,快乐瞬间告罄,所以我决定一步步来。” Luo Su does not conceal, was saying makes Bruce have a headache about the incomparable words. 罗素毫不掩饰,说着让布鲁斯头疼无比的话。 Dares to change a person to toss about? 敢不敢换一个人折腾? For example that named Clark! 比如那个叫克拉克的! Bruce heart interrogated, just wants to say anything, suddenly in the hand were many a camera. 布鲁斯心头质问,正想说些什么,突然手中多了个摄像机。 With good, I supplement some precious pictures.” “拿好,我补充一些珍贵画面。” Saying, Luo Su is arriving in front of Eldest Young Master Dick and Lucas, regarding two people transferred, harboring evil intentions the sound makes them terrified. 说着,罗素来到大少迪克和卢卡斯面前,围绕两人转了一圈,不怀好意的啧啧声令他们惶恐无比。 Even the super hero, this/should nervous is hurried in this situation, they do not fear death, but fears the camera in Bruce hand. 就算是超级英雄,在这种场合下该慌还是要慌,他们不怕死,但怕布鲁斯手里的摄像机。 Hehehe......” “嘿嘿嘿……” Luo Su lifts the hand to paste behind Dick, makes an effort to advance, when two people swing return, he resists Dick's back of the head with the hand fiercely. 罗素抬手贴在迪克背后,用力向前一推,等到两人荡秋千般返回时,他猛地用手抵住迪克的后脑勺。 Two panic-stricken eye looking at each other, in opposite party pupil pupil are getting more and more near, even if Lucas goes all out to raise head, the tragedy happens unavoidably. 两双惊恐的眼睛对视,对方瞳眸中的自己越来越近,即便卢卡斯拼命仰头,还是难免悲剧发生。 „-” X2 “啊啊啊—”x2 bo Vomits-” x2 “呕呕呕—”x2 bo The picture is crazed, Bruce takes the hand of camera to tremble slightly, the heart contradiction, is not willing to collaborate with Luo Su. 画面丧心病狂,布鲁斯拿着摄像机的手微微一颤,心头抵触,不愿和罗素同流合污。 You dare to discard the camera, when I hold Batman time, both of you binds together is swinging playing.” “你敢扔掉摄像机,等我抓住蝙蝠侠的时候,就把你们俩绑在一起荡着玩。” Bruce:( One? One) 布鲁斯:(一?一) The heart black stingy gets online, he takes the arm of camera steadily instantaneously such as strong, was deliberately considering Dick and Lucas had sacrificed, cannot make victims increase again. 心黑手狠上线,他拿着摄像机的手臂瞬间稳如铁铸,寻思着迪克和卢卡斯已经牺牲,不能再让受害者人数增加。 Gurgle!” x2 “咕嘟!”x2 Barbara swallowed a saliva ruthlessly, the picture infiltrates the person, although she anticipated from the beginning very much, but witnesses truly, still sympathized to have two teammates. 芭芭拉狠狠咽了口唾沫,画面过于渗人,虽然她一开始很期待,但真正亲眼目睹,仍旧不免同情起两位队友。 This black history endures compared with the psychology suffers, can hardly be removed, on the torture compared with physical body was meaner. 这种黑历史堪比心理折磨,挥之不去,比肉体上的酷刑阴狠多了。 Other first did not say, at least two people later cooperate, various awkwardness, are difficult the beforehand intimateness. 别的先不说,至少两人以后再合作,各种尴尬,难有之前的亲密无间。 Thinks, Barbara suddenly thought where is not right, seemingly swallows the sound of saliva also to have one. 想着想着,芭芭拉突然觉得哪里不对,貌似咽唾沫的声音还有一个。 Has a fit of bad temper instantaneously! 瞬间炸毛! Her look takes back stiffly, discovered that close Kate does wink to stare at itself. 她眼神僵硬收回,发现近在咫尺的凯特一眨不眨盯着自己。 You, you must make anything, calm.” Barbara trembles to say. “你,你要做什么,冷静点。”芭芭拉哆哆嗦嗦道。 Their two were too miserable, I cannot sit by and do nothing, I must help them!” “他们两个太惨了,我不能坐视不管,我要帮他们!” Kate look is firm, her psychological quality is perfect, has anything to come to her, bullying the man is what skill. 凯特眼神坚定,她心理素质过硬,有什么冲着她来,欺负男人算什么本事。 Does not want, believes them, they can......” “不要,相信他们,他们可以的……” Lets loose them, has anything to come to me!” “放开他们,有什么冲着我来!” Under Barbara's indignation, Kate spoke out from a sense of justice, is willing to accept this shame. 在芭芭拉的愤慨下,凯特仗义执言,甘愿接受这份羞辱。 „, But also really has does not fear death.” “哦,还真有不怕死的。” Luo Su hears the word to call a halt, gives the thumbs-up to affirm saying: Good, this cousin is a man, since you want to help the teammate, I helped you be good.” 罗素闻言停手,竖起大拇指肯定道:“不错,这位表姐是条汉子,既然你想帮队友,那我就成全你好了。” After two minutes,...... 两分钟后…… A Kate face compels to hang upside down ignorant, the opposite is the rope bundles good Luo Su, looks at the expression, unexpectedly is a little shyly small. 凯特一脸懵逼倒悬,对面是绳索捆好的罗素,看表情,居然还有点小羞涩。 Carter:( ;) 卡特:(;) Luo Su:(??.??.??) 罗素:(??.??.??) Bruce, be not gawking, pushes my quickly.” “布鲁斯,别愣着呀,快推我一把。” I reject!” “我拒绝!” That pushes her, I do not demand, ok.” “那推她,我不强求,都行。” I reject!” “我拒绝!” Hurry up, other ink marks, otherwise bundles with that side outstanding buttocks you in the same place.” “快点,别墨迹,不然把你和那边的翘臀捆在一起。” „......” “……” Bruce sighed, wiped for the cousin of current universe the perspiration, then thinks, perhaps was the good deed. 布鲁斯叹气,为当前宇宙的表姐抹了把汗,转而一想,或许是好事。 After all Luo Su is Satan, the master of hell, if Kate broke off by him, mixes a title of Satan girlfriend, calculates that hugs a big influential or powerful person, at least security had the safeguard. 毕竟罗素是撒旦,地狱的主人,如果凯特被他掰正了,混一个撒旦女朋友的头衔,也算抱上一条大粗腿,至少安全方面有保障了。 Bang!! 嘭!! When Bruce prepares to begin, the warehouse front door was trampled by the violence, at the same time, two sides tall window was destroyed, 78 smoke shell fall to the ground. 就在布鲁斯准备动手的时候,仓库大门被暴力踹开,同一时间,两边高窗被砸破,七八个烟雾弹落地。 During hazy, Bruce takes out the respirator hiding hidden place, silently for walking into a trap ‚’ feel sorrowful. 烟雾弥漫之间,布鲁斯取出呼吸器藏身暗处,默默为自投罗网的‘自己’感到悲哀。 Obviously, if not Luo Su intentionally for it, the harbor warehouse will never expose. 显而易见,如果不是罗素故意为之,港口仓库永远不会暴露。 Whiz! Whiz! 嗖!嗖! The sound raids air-splitting, Bruce turns over/stands up to fall to the ground, avoids the freezing dart of side sneak attack, simultaneously lifts the hand to support the whip leg of Batman. 破空声袭来,布鲁斯翻身倒地,避开身侧偷袭的冰冻飞镖,同时抬手架住蝙蝠侠的鞭腿。 You should not come, while the present also with enough time, hurries!” “你不该来,趁现在还来得及,赶紧走吧!” „......” “……” Has not responded, helpless Bruce shakes the head, shakes the fist to make into one group with the opposite party. 没有回应,布鲁斯无奈摇头,挥拳和对方打成一团。 Another side, red hood Jason and Damian save was being bundled the hostage fast. 另一边,红头罩杰森和达米安飞快救下被捆着的人质。 No, this person is not good, he and enemy are one group, moreover is the chief instigator!” “不,这个人不行,他和敌人是一伙的,而且是主谋!” Prepares to put down Kate in Damian, as well as some innocent victim time, the Dick three people also make noise, was shouting makes Damian do not make the foolish matter. 就在达米安准备放下凯特,以及某个无辜受害者的时候,迪克三人同时出声,大喊着让达米安不要做傻事。 „??” “??” Damian is perplexed, since is the enemy, why will tie up? 达米安不明所以,既然是敌人,为什么会被绑起来? In bar? 内杠了?
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