AE :: Volume #25 我讨厌番外

#1333: Luo Su: I go to work in the hell, occupation Satan


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Then several points, noon of reaching an agreement, why ahead of time?” “这才几点,说好的中午,为什么提前来了?” Hears the knock, Luo Su shoves open Selina, gets out of bed swayingly washing. 听到敲门声,罗素推开身上的塞琳娜,晃晃悠悠起床洗漱。 Although does not need completely, he in 1000 did not take a bath, the body will not fall the ash, had does not need to wash, swept the instantaneous fine dust not to dye dark, but does not need with not to need to be two matters, this was the attitude issue, cannot neglect the guest. 虽说完全没必要,他一千年不洗澡,身上也不会落灰,有也不用洗,黑暗一扫瞬间纤尘不染,可没必要和不需要是两码事,这是态度问题,不能怠慢了客人。 Near the pillow the person departs, Selina mumbled to open the eye, swept the Luo Su back, has rolled over to continue to rest. 枕边人离去,塞琳娜哼哼唧唧睁开眼睛,扫了眼罗素的背影,翻过身继续睡。 Too tired, today does not go to work. 太累了,今天不上班了。 Blurry, Selina was deliberately considering this calculates the injury on job, is the paid false, but also working overtime...... 迷迷糊糊之间,塞琳娜寻思着这算工伤,是带薪假,还加班了…… ...... …… After a half hour, Luo Su washes, just entered the living room to see does not pass through permits then arbitrarily the Wayne master and servant two people of passing through the gate. 半小时后,罗素洗漱完毕,刚进客厅就看到了不经允许便擅自进门的韦恩主仆二人。 Bruce, Afu, you're welcome, sits casually, considers in own......, Bruce has sat down.” “布鲁斯,阿福,不用客气,随便坐,就当是在自己家……哦,布鲁斯已经坐下了。” Luo Su shrugs: Since were the families/home, Afu, helped me make cup of tea troublesome, did not want the black tea.” 罗素耸耸肩:“既然都是自己家了,阿福,麻烦帮我泡杯茶,不要红茶。” Because moe newly, the steward hero with the Batman linkage, daily has not made tea is cleans the tea set, like this says but actually also right. 因萌新,管家侠尚未和蝙蝠侠联动,日常不是泡茶就是清洗茶具,这么说倒也没错。 Please wait a bit!” “请稍等!” Alfred nods, on Bruce to sofa shows a faint smile, turns around to go out of the living room. 阿尔弗雷德点头,对沙发上的布鲁斯微微一笑,转身走出客厅。 In the memory, Luo Su once invited him to have the dinner in the Thanksgiving Day, therefore, regarding this strange villa, he is not strange. 记忆里,罗素曾邀请他在感恩节共进晚餐,所以,对于这栋陌生的别墅,他并不陌生。 Bruce nodded with a smile, gave Alfred a look, lets he made tea lose a way while convenient, having a look at this villa to have what unique element. 布鲁斯含笑点头,给了阿尔弗雷德一个眼神,让他泡茶的时候顺便迷个路,看看这栋别墅有何特殊之处。 Bruce, reaches an agreement meets at noon, how has like this come?” “布鲁斯,说好中午见面,怎么这么早就来了?” Luo Su looked at clock on the wall, eight points, the reality hammers the superpower of Batman is not only rich, does not need to sleep. 罗素看了眼墙上的时钟,才八点,实锤蝙蝠侠的超能力不仅仅是有钱,还有不用睡觉。 Luo Su, what you are saying, what agrees meets at noon?” 罗素,你在说什么,什么约定中午见面?” Bruce smiles likely depending on hundred million near person of playboys: I just returned to Gotham, on the matter are on hand many, now sees the old friend, the negligence neglects, hopes that do not care.” 布鲁斯笑得像个凭亿近人的纨绔:“我刚回哥谭,手头上事情不少,现在才来看望旧友,疏忽怠慢,希望你不要放在心上。” Good, you want like this to develop, I coordinate and that's the end.” “好吧,你要这么演,我配合就是了。” Luo Su curls the lip, the remote control turns on the television, the precious picture that the broadcast takes down before dawn. 罗素撇撇嘴,遥控器打开电视,播放凌晨录下的珍贵画面。 Batman of rookies period kills the four directions greatly, monopolizes various refusing to accept in the Gotham street, in this period by hooligans and police flat Tongou, was struck down the number of times to reach as high as three figures. 菜鸟期的蝙蝠侠大杀四方,于哥谭街头专治各种不服,期间被小混混和警察海扁痛殴,被击倒次数高达三位数。 Bruce: „......” 布鲁斯:“……” The play of playboy finalize instantaneously, he exchanges the calm dark style, the facial features is covered the half by the shadow, the voice seemed the throat cancer: You know me, but can I also...... first turn off the lamp to your actually impression?” 纨绔的戏瞬间杀青,他换上沉着冷静的黑暗画风,面容被阴影盖住半边,声线好似得了喉癌:“你知道我,可我对你却一点印象也……能先把灯关了吗?” The lens leave Bruce's shadow sharp-featured face, draws to the whole body obvious, in its side direction, the wall lamp shines sufficiently flashes the blind dog eye. 镜头离开布鲁斯的阴影轮廓分明的面部,拉至全身可见,在其身侧方向,壁灯亮得足以闪瞎狗眼。 I think that you will like, even.” “我以为你会喜欢,不要就算了。” Luo Su waves to switch off to control remotely the wall lamp, shadow buff on Bruce face vanishes instantaneously, not Batman. 罗素挥手关掉遥控壁灯,布鲁斯脸上的阴影buff瞬间消失,一点也不百特曼 Afu told me, we played the big friend since childhood, but I did not have to your impression.” “阿福告诉我,我们是从小玩到大的朋友,可我对你一点印象都没有。” „Very normal, because did not have.” “很正常,因为本来就没有。” Luo Su acknowledged that Afu's memory is false, the face that no matter Bruce elongates , to continue saying: But I have not lied, before the world restarts, we are the best partners, risks one's life repeatedly, the sentiment is as close as brothers, you called me for the big brother each time kindly.” 罗素承认阿福的记忆是假的,不管布鲁斯拉长的脸,继续说道:“但我也没有说谎,在世界重启之前,我们是最好的搭档,多次出生入死,感情亲如兄弟,每次你都亲切称呼我为大哥。” You said that the world does restart?” “你说世界重启?” Bruce neglects the trough point automatically, the vision instantaneous is sharp. 布鲁斯自动忽略槽点,目光瞬间锐利起来。 Do not install, you are rookies, installs what big shot look.” “别装了,你就是个菜鸟,装什么大佬眼神。” The Luo Su dependence sofa turns upwards one leg on the other: I acknowledged, restarting the time line is my mistake, but my did not come back!” 罗素依靠沙发翘起二郎腿:“我承认,重启时间线是我的失误,可我这不是又回来了嘛!” What!?” “什么!?” Bruce more listens to be blurrier, originally has many issues, now are more. 布鲁斯越听越迷糊,本来有很多问题,现在更多了。 Green tea that Mr. Luo Su, you want.” 罗素先生,你要的绿茶。” Alfred walks into the living room, when puts down the tea, shakes the head to Bruce slightly. 阿尔弗雷德走入客厅,放下茶水时,对布鲁斯微微摇头。 Very ordinary villa, without the mechanism/organization secret door, does not have the secret. 很普通的别墅,没有机关暗门,不存在秘密。 Thanks, worthily is Afu, makes good tea.” “谢谢,不愧是阿福,泡得一手好茶。” Luo Su received the teacup, closes eyes smells lightly, is enjoying the clear tea fragrance: Has, there are many secrets, the secret door and underground base have.” 罗素接过茶杯,闭目轻嗅,享受着清茗香气:“有的,有很多秘密,暗门和地下基地也是有的。” „......” X2 “……”x2 Bruce and Alfred look at each other one, is unemotional, Luo Su drinks tea one completely, sets out to arrive by the television, lifts the hand to lay out the elevator entrance on the wall. 布鲁斯和阿尔弗雷德对视一眼,皆是面无表情,罗素将茶水一口饮尽,起身走到电视机旁,抬手在墙壁上拍出电梯入口。 Luo Su enters the elevator, in two people to speechless beckons: Rookies, come with me, you want to be the super hero, wants to protect Gotham, wants to be my partner, but also falls far short!” 罗素走进电梯,对无语中的两人招招手:“菜鸟,跟我来,你想做超级英雄,想保护哥谭,想做我的搭档,还差得远呢!” No, I do not have.” “不,我没有。” Does not want to be the super hero, doesn't want to protect Gotham?” “不想做超级英雄,还是不想保护哥谭?” Does not think last.” “不想最后一个。” „......” “……” The elevator starts, direction underground deep place. 电梯启动,方向地下深处。 Bruce, you do not want to be my partner, I do not blame you, is deviation that the time line restarts, in the final analysis my mistake, if were not I in the past......” “布鲁斯,你不想做我的搭档,我不怪你,是时间线重启的偏差,归根结底还是我的错,如果不是我当年……” Luo Su sighed, topic drift off: „, You were once holding my thigh, is weeping and wailing asks the belt/bring, I did not agree, you sway back and forth everywhere, depend are not willing to walk in my family.” 罗素叹了口气,话题跑偏:“曾经,你抱着我的大腿,哭着喊着求带,我不同意,你就满地打滚,赖在我家里不肯走。” When Bruce only has not heard, felt the time that this elevator drops is a little long, knits the brows: What you made in the past, why will the time line restart?” 布鲁斯只当没听见,感觉这台电梯下降的时间有点长,皱眉道:“你当年做了什么,为什么时间线会重启?” To the Luo Su words, he chooses to listen on the line, but some information must inquire clearly. 罗素的话,他选择听听就行,但有些情报必须打探清楚。 As for the genuine and fake, which can believe that which can neglect, he believes that oneself can distinguish. 至于真真假假,哪些可以信,哪些可以忽略,他相信自己能分辨出来。 Look, Bruce's street suspends the racket, as well as Arkham souvenir photo special issue.” “看,布鲁斯的街头摆拍,以及阿卡姆留影特刊。” Luo Su fishes out the digital camera from the buttocks, turns to mark Batman the exclusive photo album, there are two. 罗素从屁股后面摸出数码相机,翻到标记‘百特曼’的专属相册,有两个。 Bruce knit the brows to look to the photo album, Alfred looks at one then to take back the vision, then...... 布鲁斯皱眉看向相册,阿尔弗雷德瞄了一眼便收回目光,然后…… Also looked at one, the line of sight had not left again. 又瞄了一眼,视线再没离开过。 In photo album that the street swayed pats, Bruce Station under the street light, the background is the streets and alleys and bat chariot, the whole body only has a pink scratch coat, embellishes the flat angle trousers of red strawberry. 街头摆拍的相册里,布鲁斯站在路灯下,背景是街巷和蝙蝠战车,全身只有一条粉色打底,点缀红色草莓的平角裤。 His face under lens is aggrieved, only has final several, does not know that encountered anything to threaten, squeezed the stiff smile actually. 镜头下的他一脸憋屈,唯有最后几张,也不知遭遇了什么威胁,硬是挤出了僵硬笑容。 In Arkham special issue, Bruce sitting alone single room platelet bed, whole body, only then the world map that a diaper that increases the number, on the bed sheet, Bruce draws up is clearly discernible. 阿卡姆特刊中,布鲁斯独坐单间小板床,全身只有一条加大号的纸尿裤,床单上,小布鲁斯绘制的世界地图清晰可见。 The good stature and tall Yanzhi, the callous makings, Bruce in picture by three big advantages, funny laughable wetting the bed will break off crookedly according to the style, does not know also thinks that is the fashionable portrait of top-notch male mold photography. 好身材、高颜值、冷酷气质,照片中的布鲁斯凭借三大优势,将滑稽可笑的尿床照画风掰歪,不知道的还以为是顶级男模拍摄的时尚写真。 „......” X2 “……”x2 What is shocking, this is shocking! 什么是触目惊心,这就是触目惊心! No matter Bruce anything expression, Alfred whole person were silly. 不管布鲁斯什么表情,阿尔弗雷德整个人都傻了。 Because my is not careful, the picture passes on the entire net is, the dark knight person who causes Bruce supposes the avalanche, the criminals noticed that he smiles to lie directly, not fears again......” “因为我一个不小心,照片传得全网都是,导致布鲁斯的黑暗骑士人设崩塌,罪犯们看到他直接笑趴,再无恐惧可言……” Luo Su raises head to sob: This, that world was fumbled and broken up the show, unavoidablily under starts to restart.” 罗素仰头唏嘘:“就这样,那个世界被玩坏了,不得已之下开始重启。” „......” X2 “……”x2 Therefore, you cause the prime culprit who the world destroys! x2 所以,你就是导致世界毁灭的元凶!x2 Bruce is unemotional, once in a while the corners of the mouth tic, hinting the innermost feelings is mmp. 布鲁斯面无表情,间或嘴角抽抽,示意自己内心全是mmp。 Alfred god finished, makes a fist coughs lightly several: Mr. Luo Su, these pictures......” 阿尔弗雷德愣神结束,握拳轻咳几声:“罗素先生,这些照片……” Afu, I understands.” “阿福,我懂的。” Luo Su winks saying: On our relations, Bruce's wetting the bed illuminates me definitely to beat one to you.” 罗素挤眉弄眼道:“就咱俩的关系,布鲁斯的尿床照我肯定会拷一份给你。” No, Mr. Luo Su, you misunderstood.” “不,罗素先生,你误会了。” Afu, the sighted person did not speak the code words, before restarting the time line, you have contacted with me secretly, well satisfied copy.” “阿福,明人不说暗话,重启时间线之前,你就偷偷联系过我,心满意足拷贝了一份。” „......” “……” Misunderstanding?” “还有误会吗?” Did not have.” “没了。” Said, another day will relate again, I will not make Bruce know.” “好说,改天再联系,我不会让布鲁斯知道的。” Luo Su gave the ok hand signal, Alfred selected under then restored unemotionally, during the transaction, two people entire journey disregarded Bruce who gets angry. 罗素比了个ok的手势,阿尔弗雷德点了下头便恢复面无表情,交易期间,两人全程无视黑着脸的布鲁斯。 You said that the time line restarts, all start from the beginning, therefore I am unimpressive to you, then......” “你说时间线重启,一切都从头开始,所以我对你毫无印象,那么……” Bruce's words character to a Luo Su does not believe that the wetting the bed photo snorts contemptuously, just like two people childhood childhoods, forge without doubt. 布鲁斯对罗素的话一个字也不信,尿床照更是嗤之以鼻,和两人小时候的童年一样,伪造无疑。 Is false, could not deceive him! 都是假的,骗不了他! That what?” “那什么?” Why we lose remember, all return to the zero point, but did you actually preserve perfectly?” “为什么我们失去记忆,一切都回到原点,而你却完好无损保存了下来?” Bruce both eyes narrow the eyes: Because if you cause the time to restart personally, therefore you have the qualifications to distinguish between others, let alone this lie.” 布鲁斯双目微眯:“若是因为你亲手导致时间重启,所以你才有资格区别于其他人,这种谎言就别说了。” That actually not......” “那倒不是……” The Luo Su line of sight has swept two people, the corners of the mouth bring back slightly: Introduced oneself, I called Luo Su, went to work in the hell, the occupation was the lord of hell...... Satan!” 罗素视线扫过两人,嘴角微微勾起:“自我介绍一下,我叫罗素,在地狱上班,职业是地狱之主……撒旦!” Ding!! 叮!! When Bruce are startled in Satan, the elevator stops opens slowly, reveals the dark boundless desolated world. 就在布鲁斯两人惊于‘撒旦’的时候,电梯停下缓缓打开,显露出黑暗无际的荒芜世界。 The sky that the dark clouds cover, does not have the slight sunlight illumination, the prospect ghost flickering, the ground crack abyss slit, the sulfur steam spraying, the red burns the sea to turn, illuminated the world corner reluctantly. 黑云笼罩的天空,没有丝毫阳光照射,远景鬼影幢幢,地面龟裂深渊缝隙,硫磺热气嗤嗤喷射,红色灼海翻起,勉强照亮了世界一角。 The close view is the transparent glass channel, the end place metal gate, is connecting the seal building in doubtful base. 近景则是透明的玻璃通道,尽头处金属闸门,连接着疑似基地的密封大楼。 Square, seems a coffin, is the black. 四四方方,好似一具棺材,还是黑色的。 „......” X2 “……”x2 What kind of, establishes in the secret base of hell, is very secret?” “怎么样,建立在地狱的秘密基地,是不是很隐秘?” Hell...... under the Gotham city......” “地狱……就在哥谭市下方……” Bruce looks bitterly and astringently, no wonder the Gotham common social practice is simple and honorable, is near to hell like this, did not have the ghost damn. 布鲁斯面露苦涩,难怪哥谭民风淳朴,离地狱这么近,不出鬼就见鬼了。 No, the hell and Earth are not a dimension, I opened a door using the authority at home.” “不,地狱和地球不属于一个维度,我只是利用权柄在家里开了个门。” The Luo Su profound meaning looks at Bruce, mentioned by name its heart idea: „The Gotham confusion is inevitable , has no relations with the hell with me.” 罗素略带深意看着布鲁斯,点名其心头想法:“哥谭的混乱是必然,与地狱、与我没有任何关系。” You can change these, right?” “你可以改变这些,对吧?” Not!” “不可以!” Luo Su shrugs, peaceful and stable Gotham is equal to bored, bored cannot sell the cartoon, then Batman throws the street, in the dc collective rooftop. 罗素耸耸肩,和平安定的哥谭等于无聊,无聊就卖不出漫画,然后蝙蝠侠扑街,dc集体上天台。 Therefore, do not look that he can act in a self-serving manner, killed Bruce and Clark does not have the issue, so long as changes Gotham, causes not to have Batman to appear, this world will restart immediately. 所以,别看他可以为所欲为,杀了布鲁斯和克拉克都没问题,但只要改变哥谭,导致没有蝙蝠侠出现,这个世界立马就会重启。 Three people leave the elevator, Bruce and Alfred observe the hell outside channel, before metal door, Bruce opens the mouth to ask: Satan, you lead us to the hell, what wanting us to make?” 三人离开电梯,布鲁斯和阿尔弗雷德观察通道外的地狱,直到金属门前,布鲁斯才开口问道:“撒旦,你把我们带到地狱,想要我们做什么?” Many years of brothers, called my Luo Su on the line, Satan this position was not I, was flung the pot by original Satan, I was the rejection.” “多年兄弟,称呼我罗素就行,撒旦这个位置原本不是我,被原先的撒旦甩锅罢了,我个人是拒绝的。” Luo Su answered one, opens the metal door, said slowly: World, because I restart, harms you to turn into the rookies, therefore I will help you go through the young stage fast, becomes the qualified dark knight.” 罗素答了一句,开启金属门,缓缓道:“世界因为我重启,害你变成菜鸟,所以我会帮你快速度过幼年期,成为合格的黑暗骑士。”
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