AE :: Volume #24 我讨厌漫威Ⅶ

#1313: The traveling is boards to sleep, gets out to urinate, to the photograph


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The variegated rainbow passes through the border, under the continuous palatial mountain, the golden main hall towers solemnly and respectfully, the dignified atmosphere, the god territory is to the utmost dignified. 斑斓彩虹贯穿国境,连绵巍峨高山之下,黄金大殿肃穆耸立,庄严大气,极尽神域威严。 Is situated statue to be innumerable, or meritorious military service remarkable hero, the powerhouse who overawes the universe, forces for the local tyrant den that this valuable metal builds becomes, increased several points of historical precipitation feeling. 坐落其中的雕像数不胜数,或是战功卓越的英雄,或是威震宇宙的强者,勉强为这座贵重金属堆砌而成的土豪窝点,增加了几分历史沉淀感。 Sorcerer Supreme, this statue there's a long story behind this, he is my grandfather Pohl Brisson......” 至尊法师,这尊雕像大有来历,他是我祖父博尔・布利森……” Luo Su enters Asgard for the first time, Odin makes Thor director specially the guard of honor, and makes him have Luo Su multi- sauntering a while. 罗素第一次进入阿斯加德,奥丁特意令托尔指挥仪仗队,并让他带着罗素多转悠一会儿。 Goal...... 目的…… Possibly shows off, the side gives a Luo Su signal, married Hela anything to have, can little diligently several thousand years. 可能是炫富,侧面给罗素一个信号,娶了海拉什么都有,可以少努力几千年。 ! 咔嚓! Luo Su coordinates to conduct a tour very much Thor, takes up the camera in hand, was coming one to his grandfather. 罗素很配合导游托尔,拿起手里的照相机,对着他爷爷来了一张。 The traveling is boards to sleep, gets out to urinate, to the photograph. 旅游就是上车睡觉,下车尿尿,到点拍照。 Therefore, the performance of this/should coordination, Luo Su will not look but not see absolutely. 所以,该配合的演出,罗素绝对不会视而不见。 He gave back to Valkyrie to prepare a camera, finally others are Asgard grow up since childhood, for example Urd, repeatedly in golden main hall by merit, at all not rare photograph. 原本他还给女武神们一人准备了一台相机,结果人家从小就是阿斯加德长大,例如乌尔德,多次在黄金大殿受勋,根本不稀罕拍照。 Without the means that can only he himself develop. 没办法,只能他自己演了。 Sorcerer Supreme, the father is very gratified to your arrival......” 至尊法师,父亲对你的到来十分欣慰……” A while, gratified?” “等会儿,欣慰?” Luo Su breaks Thor, very impolite say/way: As far as I know, welcome guest should use being honored more appropriate.” 罗素打断托尔,很不客气道:“据我所知,欢迎客人应该用‘荣幸’更贴切。” Sorcerer Supreme chatted, is one of us, then does politely.” 至尊法师说笑了,都是自家人,那么客气干什么。” Thor shows the simple-hearted simple smile, the person the silly money were many, cannot understand Luo Su to say anything, small sound said: You can come, is indeed not as I expected, I think that this family banquet will also be located in Svartalfheim, is my elder sister's temporary palace.” 托尔露出天真无邪的纯朴笑容,人傻钱多,听不懂罗素在说些什么,小声道:“不过你能来,的确出乎我的意料,我以为这次家宴还会设在瓦特阿尔海姆,也就是我姐姐的行宫。” Your this hammer, that is before, now I dare to come to here, explained that the Odin god is not my opponent.” “你这个锤子,那是以前,现在我敢来这里,说明奥丁神已经不是我的对手了。” Speaking of this, Luo Su shook the hand: Disparity is very big, you looked, my Infinity Gem has not brought, got it?” 说到这,罗素晃了晃手:“差距很大,你看,我连无限宝石都没带来,明白了吗?” Sorcerer Supreme will really chat, ha, ha, Ha......” 至尊法师真会说笑,哈哈哈,哈,哈……” , Thor sees the Luo Su look to tease with a smile, awkward syllabic final: Sorry, I think Loki turns into Valkyrie, cannot bear want to smile.” 笑着笑着,托尔罗素眼神戏谑,尴尬收声:“抱歉,我一想到洛基变成女武神,就忍不住想笑。” Yes, is very funny!” “是啊,很好笑呢!” The Luo Su racket the shoulder of Thor, bypasses him to continue to tour the golden main hall, the feeling similarly is brothers, similarly comes under attack, Thor learned maturely in the dark dimension, Loki only learned the women's wear. 罗素拍拍托尔的肩膀,绕过他继续游览黄金大殿,感慨同样是兄弟,同样是挨打,托尔在黑暗维度学会了成熟,洛基只学会了女装。 On the current aspect comparison, Loki wants to profit from Thor again, fears is the countless sufferings and hardships, only then continues the women's wear to maintain the daily livelihood. 就当前的局面比较,洛基再想从托尔身上占便宜,怕是千难万难,也只有继续女装才能维持日常生计。 His here feeling ended, Thor also from dull gets back one's composure, going forward to continue is Luo Su introduces the history of statues. 他这边感慨结束,托尔也从呆愣中回神,上前继续为罗素介绍一座座雕像的历史。 Luo Su looks at the interest in lack, his history to the Asgard is uninteresting, is not because the myth epic does not have the meaning, but is the processing polishes the ingredient is too obvious, is not the sage is Daxian, one hear is false. 罗素看得兴致缺缺,他对阿斯加德的历史毫无兴趣,不是因为神话史诗没意思,而是加工润色成分太明显,不是圣人就是大贤,一听就是假的。 As for the Thor idle talk wordy big pile, looks like in Luo Su, two words characters can summarize. 至于托尔废话啰嗦一大堆,在罗素看来,两句话字就可以概括。 Odin: father has money! 奥丁:老子有钱! Thor: My father has money! 托尔:我老子有钱! Asgard in Luo Su eye is so, does not stem from sourly, but is the local tyrant gold/metal is too vulgar, his time difference also stays in Svartalfheim, the eye cannot bear this golden light. 罗素眼中的阿斯加德就是如此,绝不是出于酸溜溜,而是土豪金太俗,他的时差还停留在瓦特阿尔海姆,眼睛受不了这种金光。 Was too vulgar, is the black is good, mysterious low-key......” “太俗了,还是黑色好,神秘低调……” Luo Su low voice, was deliberately considering constructs a main hall in the hydra new ground, Asgard this being inferior. 罗素小声一句,寻思着在九头蛇新基地建一座大殿,把阿斯加德这座比下去。 The new ground has taken, is not, has designated. 新基地已经抢到手,不是,是已经选定了。 Scenic, pleasant weather, the seller acts coincidentally eagerly, the hydra took advantage of opportunity to buy it. 风景优美、气候宜人,刚巧卖家急于出手,九头蛇就顺势将其买了下来。 both sides discussed happily, was also very satisfied with the price, meets to hand over the ceremony to finish, the seller wiped away tears...... to stand on the spaceship, is wiping away tears to say goodbye to the hydra. 双方洽谈愉快,对价格也都很满意,接交仪式完毕,卖方挥泪……站在飞船上,对着九头蛇们挥泪告别。 The new ground is constructing greatly, the shadow clone to name as Apokolips this planet, accordingly, the Svartalfheim hydra base is being moved. 新基地正在大建,暗影分身将这颗行星命名为‘天启星’,相应的,瓦特阿尔海姆的九头蛇基地正在搬迁中。 Before Luo Su needs to draw support from the Asgard deterrent force and ensure the hydra went through the development period stably, now does not need, have no reason to place under the Asgard muzzle the base, can with Odin say that bye-bye. 以前罗素需要借助阿斯加德的威慑力,保证九头蛇稳定度过发育期,现在不需要,没理由将基地放在阿斯加德的炮口之下,可以和奥丁说拜拜了。 Moves to return sometime from the Svartalfheim base, was the experiment capital construction of new ground was still mainly short, one group of researchers wallowed to conduct the research, is not willing to receive the yearly salary to be false, therefore the base normal operation, all took their opinions as to give priority. 距离瓦特阿尔海姆基地搬完还有一段时间,主要是新基地的实验基建尚有欠缺,一帮研究员沉迷搞研究,不愿领年薪假,故而基地正常运行,一切以他们的意见为优先考虑。 sparks/Mars base also remains actually, because the equipment faces eliminates, degenerates into the warehouse in addition Star port aircraft parking area, as hydra in the former outpost and commodity supplies of center Solar System. 火星基地倒是还留着,因为设备面临淘汰,沦为仓库外加星港停机坪,作为九头蛇在太阳系的前哨站和物资补给中心。 Sees the Luo Su interest in lack, Thor also no longer trains his sense of belonging rigid, after golden main hall, sped up touring the route and incessant tour guide explanation. 罗素兴趣缺缺,托尔也不再执着培养他的归属感,穿过黄金大殿后,加快了游览路线和滔滔不绝的导游讲解。 ! 咔嚓! ...... …… Like, an average not wonderful family banquet that Thor said that except for the palace is big, table child long/grows, other had no characteristics. 就像托尔所说的,平平无奇的一场家宴,除了宫殿大了点,桌子长了点,其余没什么特色可言。 The delicacies and liquor water also on several hundred varieties, really have nothing to boast. 就连佳肴和酒水也就几百个品种,真没啥好吹嘘的。 Sorcerer Supreme, you can arrive personally, I am honored very!” 至尊法师,你能亲自到来,我十分荣幸!” „The Odin god chatted, our relations, with being honored obvious.” 奥丁神说笑了,咱俩的关系,用‘荣幸’明显过了。” Luo Su and Odin meet, a business blows immediately mutually. 罗素奥丁相见,立马一阵商业互吹。 Nearby Thor is listening silently, before had not discovered, originally boasted also has the like this multi- ways. 旁边的托尔默默听着,以前从没发现,原来吹牛还有这么多门道。 Sees Loki to appear, queen Frigga then inquired after the well being, draws to the one side inquired how in the dark dimension he crossed, eats to the full, had is bullied...... 看到洛基出现,王后弗利嘉便一阵嘘寒问暖,拉到一旁询问他在黑暗维度过得怎么样,有没有吃饱,有没有被人欺负…… Feels the concern from mother, Loki wind light cloud Dan expresses all well, and makes Frigga do not ask these naive issues, he has been an assuming sole responsibility for an important task man. 感受到来自母亲的关爱,洛基风轻云淡表示一切安好,并让弗利嘉不要提这些幼稚的问题,他早就是个独当一面的男子汉了。 Was saying to be saying, Loki cries at the scene the tears person , indicating that Thor bullies him, died his pit quickly. 说着说着,洛基当场哭成泪人,表示托尔欺负他,快把他坑死了。 Odin kept silent to look at Loki, was very admiring to the Luo Su training technique, the son who two took the dishonest means that was suspended neatly by Luo Su, changed into him to be possible not to have this skill. 奥丁默不作声瞄了眼洛基,对罗素的调教手法十分钦佩,两个走上歪路的儿子,被罗素摆得整整齐齐,换成他可没这种本事。 Odin is very clear, the training method of dark dimension, nothing but beats mercilessly, the daytime does not divide hits. 奥丁很清楚,黑暗维度的调教手段,无非就是毒打,白昼不分往死里打。 And is very likely, Thor and Loki have died many times, because of the reason of dark dimension, after dying, same place resurrecting. 且极有可能,托尔洛基已经死过很多次,因为黑暗维度的缘故,死后原地复活。 Knows to turn over to know, making him start is impossible, therefore clear(ly) knows that two people are very miserable, anything did not say. 知道归知道,让他下手是万万不可能的,所以明知道两人很惨,还是什么都不说。 Most makes Odin feel what is gratified is Thor, the change is very huge, now looks like him. 最让奥丁感到欣慰的是托尔,变化十分巨大,现在像他。 It is not the appearance and eye-shade, but is that share thinks in one way and behaves in another, hides a dagger in a smile, makings of acting one way to our face and another behind our back. 不是长相和眼罩,而是那股子表里不一,笑里藏刀,当面一套背后一套的气质。 Is studying for several years, removes the impetuous playing heart, was the qualified god king. 在学习几年,去掉浮躁的玩心,就是个合格的神王了。 Where sounding is not right, but the reality is this, the Weiguang King only has in the history book, is history book, the true King on this/should heart black stingy, the fire person does not come leniently. 听起来哪里不对,可现实就是这样,伟光正的王者只存在史书上,还是自家史书,真正的王者就该心黑手狠,坑气人来毫不手软。 The King who will not cheat, only meets pit own country and national. 一个不会坑人的王者,只会坑自己的国家和国民。 Thought, refuses to acknowledge family, the younger brother said that sells sells, without hesitation, the eye will not wink, this is the qualified King! 念头一起,六亲不认,弟弟说卖就卖,毫不犹豫,眼睛都不会眨一下,这才是合格的王者! Sorcerer Supreme, this time invited you to come, was the detailed discussion wedding date's matter, you also know, the day was too long, cannot drag again.” 至尊法师,这次邀请你过来,是详细商谈婚期的事,你也知道,日子太久了,不能再拖了。” „The Odin god chatted, this has not drunk, how to be drunk?” 奥丁神说笑了,这还没喝,怎么就醉了呢?” Luo Su has swept the audience, the like this multi- vegetables/dishes, have no reason to be drunk, can only explain the Odin dotard. 罗素扫过全场,这么多菜,没理由会醉,只能说明奥丁老糊涂了。 Said the dotard, Luo Su remembered a matter suddenly, small sound said: „The Odin god, has words not to know, when asked that does not work as to ask.” 说道老糊涂,罗素冷不丁想起一件事,小声道:“奥丁神,有句话不知当问不当问。” Sorcerer Supreme, one of us......” 至尊法师,自家人……” Wait, I am not Sorcerer Supreme, trading a name is better.” “等等,我已经不是至尊法师了,换个称呼更好。” Virtuous son-in-law?” “贤婿?” „......” X2 “……”x2 Luo Su:( 11) 罗素:(一一) Odin:(? Radical one) 奥丁:(?灬一) „The Odin god, you shouted me Sorcerer Supreme!” 奥丁神,你还是喊我至尊法师吧!” Also good, suddenly changed a statement, my some were not familiar with.” “也好,突然改口,我也有些不习惯。” Odin nods, selects not to be possible to select, he is not cruel enough to push toward the black hole in the daughter. 奥丁点点头,要不是挑无可挑,他可不忍心把女儿往黑洞里推。 „The Odin god, hears you give a banquet to invite the time, I think that your time are not much, wants to confess that the things to do after death...... do not have other meaning, is calculates that the day sleep/felt obtained the point.” 奥丁神,听到你设宴邀请的时候,我以为你时间不多,想交代后事……没别的意思,就是算算日子觉得到点了。” Luo Su makes up one: Will not speak the logical expression, do not mind, I want to ask, how you didn't have...... also to live?” 罗素补上一句:“不会说人话,你千万别介意,我就想问问,你怎么还没……还活着呢?” Odin: Indeed will not say the appearance of logical expression! 奥丁:的确不是会说人话的样子! He makes a fist coughs lightly, exchanges the smiling face saying: „The secret recipe of immortal, I must first thank Sorcerer Supreme to be right, if not you helps, I really already date and time not many.” 他握拳轻咳一声,换上笑脸道:“说道长生的秘方,我还要先谢谢至尊法师才对,如果不是你帮忙,我真的已经时日无多了。” Thanked me!?” “谢我!?” Luo Su knits the brows slightly, the thinking moment said: Is Ego, I remember that you took away his left brain.” 罗素微微皱眉,思索片刻道:“是伊戈,我记得你拿走了他左边的大脑。” Sorcerer Supreme wants to understand, I do not talk too much!” 至尊法师想明白,我就不多言了!” Odin smiles, the sigh with emotion Heaven never seals off all exits, prolongs the life some time, three children definitely because the throne will break the head. 奥丁神秘一笑,感慨天无绝人之路,要不是延年益寿一段时间,三个孩子肯定会因为王位打破头。 Because of Hela, is not too mainly free from worry. 主要是因为海拉,太不省心了。 Now was good, his money pounds, takes care of Luo Su to lie down immediately, is the money pounds, takes care of Luo Su to fall in love with Hela immediately. 现在好了,他一大笔钱砸下去,保管罗素立马躺下,又是一大笔钱砸下去,保管罗素立马爱上海拉 It is not he indulges in fantasy, but is the reality is so. 不是他异想天开,而是现实就是如此。 Congratulates the Odin god, does not know that this prolonging the life, can add many years the bad reputations......, I mean the life span.” “恭喜奥丁神,不知这次延年益寿,能加多少年的臭名……咳咳,我是说寿命。” Always speaks the truth incautiously, Luo Su is ashamed, he hits slightly on the sincere, the bad habit cannot change. 总一不小心就说实话,罗素非常惭愧,他这人打小就实诚,臭毛病改不了了。 , He continued saying: Naturally, if the non- aspect, the Odin god can also not say.” 顿了顿,他继续道:“当然,若是不方面,奥丁神也可以不说。” Might as well, Sorcerer Supreme wants to know, I will naturally consider truthfully.” “无妨,至尊法师想知道,我自然会如实相告。” Odin raises up a finger: Without how much time, 10,000 years.” 奥丁竖起一根手指:“没有多少时间,也就一万年而已。” Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” How does not know to complain, because the immortal plants is like this can live, 10,000 years also from morning until evening. 不知怎么吐槽,因为长生种就是这么能活,一万年也就朝夕而已。 However then thinks, Ego is the Star-Lord biological father, Odin comes the elixir with him...... 不过转而一想,伊戈星爵的亲老子,奥丁拿他来炼药…… How to listen a little to be strange. 怎么听都有点怪怪的。 Sorcerer Supreme , to know how to use the brain of Celestial, I can also tell you, so long as decides the marriage beneath one's station today...... the marriage......” 至尊法师若是想知道如何利用天神组的大脑,我也可以告诉你,只要今天就定下婚……婚……” Was saying to be saying, Odin is suddenly scared. 说着说着,奥丁突然傻眼。 In Luo Su thinks that he wants the belch fart, quickly withdraws from three meters away show the pure time, the Odin complexion strange opens the mouth. 就在罗素以为他要嗝屁,急忙退出三米远以示清白的时候,奥丁脸色古怪开口。 Sorcerer Supreme, hasn't Hela, come together with you?” 至尊法师,海拉呢,没和你同来吗?” What, why can with me together, not should you to send people to meet her specially?” “啥,为什么要和我一起,不该你专程派人接她吗?” „......” X2 “……”x2 Luo Su:(??) 罗素:(??) Odin:(? Radical?) 奥丁:(?灬?) Thor, leads one team of people to go to Rainbow Bridge quickly, your older sister still in the Svartalfheim temporary palace, receives quickly.” 托尔,快带一队人去彩虹桥,你姐姐还在瓦特阿尔海姆行宫,快把人接过来。” Oh, I!?” “唉,我!?” The Thor small face brushes white: I do not want, I do not go, I will die!” 托尔小脸刷白:“我不要,我不去,我会死!”
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