AE :: Volume #24 我讨厌漫威Ⅶ

#1310: Works well, must have your advantage


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The Apokolips arena of dark dimension, Luo Su appeared in the familiar corner, the subconsciousness looked at eye nearby corner, suddenly is then in-situ. 黑暗维度的天启星竞技场,罗素出现在熟悉的角落,下意识瞄了眼旁边的墙角,便突然愣在原地。 In the line of sight, does not know that is the fruit tree of what variety, takes root in the wall seam tenaciously, the growing trend was very gratifying, is shady and luxuriant, had ten fruits faintly. 视线中,一株不知道是什么品种的果树,在墙缝里顽强扎根,长势十分喜人,枝叶繁茂,隐隐结出了十来个果子。 Swarthy, does not know that can eat the person. 黑不溜秋的,不知道会不会吃死人。 Luo Su:(???) 罗素:(???) Does not know that should cry to smile, words that did not remember incorrectly, he once let off the water here. 不知道该哭还是该笑,没记错的话,他曾经在这里放过水。 Therefore, this is not the wild fungus, but is in the legend...... 所以,这不是什么野生菌,而是传说中的…… Day material treasure!! 天材地宝!! Short and long life, I have achieved to soak the urine to incite the day earth deities root boundary.” “夭寿了,我已经达到一泡尿就能滋出天地灵根的境界了。” The Luo Su surface shuts out, at heart actually delicious, was deliberately considering the marriage go-between of dark dimension from planting the fruit tree, cannot put in great inconvenience, must look for the bright point place planter. 罗素表面嫌弃,心里却美滋滋的,寻思着黑暗维度之主亲自种下的果树,不能委屈了,必须得找个敞亮点的地方种植。 Corner, whom this looks down upon! 墙角,这是看不起谁呢! ! 啪! A sound refers to falling, jurisdiction dog Urd appears instantaneously, knees down, respectful. 一个响指落下,权限狗乌尔德瞬间出现,单膝跪地,恭恭敬敬。 I lord!” “我主!” Two matters look for you, first, the transplant that this god sets up to the garden in dark temple, plants in...... leaves the gold/metal apple tree distant point.” “有两件事找你,第一件,将这株神树的移植到黑暗神殿的花园里,就种在……离金苹果树远点。” Luo Su raised the hand referred to behind: Gets through this matter, coming to the arena to look for me, the second matter said when the time comes again.” 罗素抬手指了指身后:“办完这件事,来竞技场找我,第二件事到时候再说。” „......” “……” What's wrong?” “怎么了?” No, no, my transplants it to the temple garden.” “没,没什么,我这就将它移植到神殿花园。” Urd sets out unemotionally, as the manager of dark dimension, under the seat of honor of dark dimension the first dog-leg, the origin of her very clear fruit tree. 乌尔德面无表情起身,作为黑暗维度的管理员,黑暗维度之主座下第一狗腿,她很清楚果树的来历。 In fact, this fruit she has looked after for sometime. 事实上,这株果实她已经照看有段时间了。 The direct destruction is impossible, god knows is Luo Su intentionally for it, leaves alone, no matter what it runs its own course, that is more impossible. 直接销毁是不可能的,天知道是不是罗素故意为之,放任不管,任其自生自灭,那更不可能了。 Which silly Valkyrie if there is, treats as the rare and beautiful flowers variety it, digs secretly goes home, after the fruit is mature, calls people friends readily a fruit meeting, the eating to the heart's content harmony happiness. 万一有哪个傻夫夫的女武神,将其当做奇葩品种,偷偷挖回家,待果实成熟后,呼朋唤友开一场品果会,大快朵颐其乐融融。 The picture is too beautiful! 画面太美! Urd never have such thoughts, to cut the independent area simply, making other Valkyrie unable the sensation unable to arrive in this place. 乌尔德想都不敢想,索性划开独立区,令其他女武神无法感知也无法抵达此地。 Good, if other little brothers look like your like this to be obedient, I have a dream can smile to awake.” “不错,其他小弟要是都像你这么听话,我做梦都能笑醒。” The Luo Su praise nods, retakes again on the Urd shoulder: Works well, when the fruit was mature, must have your advantage.” 罗素赞誉点头,重重拍在乌尔德肩膀上:“好好做事,等果子成熟了,少不了你的好处。” „......” “……” Looks the back that Luo Su is going far away, Urd cannot speak for a long time, remembering once swore that is Luo Su is utterly loyal, being resigned to go not scruple, now only wants to say one...... 望着罗素远去的背影,乌尔德许久都说不出话,想起曾立誓为罗素尽忠,甘心赴死绝不迟疑,现在只想说一句…… Was that time she silly bi? 那时的她是个傻哔吗? Did not say that Luo Su is not good, as Lord God that the Valkyrie regiment serves, Urd thinks Luo Su to be impeccable, perfect reaches as high as 99%. 不是说罗素不好,作为女武神军团侍奉的主神,乌尔德认为罗素无可挑剔,完美度高达百分之九十九。 Gives the opportunity that she choose 100 times again, Odin and Luo Su, her time will choose Luo Su without hesitation. 再给她一百次选择的机会,奥丁罗素,她都会毫不犹豫次次选择罗素 Only remaining 1%, making her deeply feel weak, the mentality collapsed wants dead. 唯独剩下的百分之一,令她深感无力,心态崩得想死。 With authority shift fruit tree, while prayed Luo Su saying that the fruit on this fruit tree, she really not had the good fortune to enjoy something. 一边用权柄转移果树,一边祈祷罗素说说而已,这棵果树上的果实,她真的无福消受。 Urd, what fruit tree this is?” 乌尔德,这棵又是什么果树?” In the garden, Urd just planted the fruit tree, the nearby presents Skuld and Verdandi that just passed by. 花园里,乌尔德刚把果树种下,边上就出现了刚好路过的诗寇蒂薇儿丹蒂 The former devils, the latter is the monsters of nine bodies, made one look at having profound respect. 前者凶神恶煞,后者是九头身的怪物,都令人望之肃然起敬。 Speaking of this, why you will appear in the garden?” “说到这个,为什么你们会出现在花园里?” The Urd year the fruit tree, lifts the hand according to the sword hilt, two females to the appropriate reason, she must punish guilty family members today. 乌尔德载下果树,抬手按在剑柄上,两女给不出合适的理由,她今天就要大义灭亲。 The dark temple is the Luo Su residence, the first restricted area of Apokolips and even dark dimension, although he has not stayed overnight one time. 黑暗神殿是罗素的住所,天启星乃至黑暗维度的第一禁地,虽说他一次都没留宿过。 Theoretically, without the permission of Luo Su, anybody does not permit into. 理论上,没有罗素的许可,任何人都不允许入内。 Even if Skuld and Verdandi and she relates very well, asks for the Luo Su favor very much, the position is higher than other Valkyrie, but the custom is the custom, cannot have any overstepping. 哪怕诗寇蒂薇儿丹蒂和她关系很好,也很讨罗素的欢心,地位高于其他女武神,可规矩就是规矩,不能有任何逾越。 „...... Is this, we come this place to do an inspection spontaneously, having a look at the glutton to steal the gold/metal apple.” “呃……是这样的,我们自发来此地巡查,看看有没有馋鬼想偷金苹果。” Right, is this, just also expelled one crowd of gourmands, was exhausted me.” “对对对,就是这样,刚刚还打跑了一群馋鬼,把我累坏了。” Hehe, was really laborious you.” “呵呵,真是辛苦你们了。” „It is not laborious, lord to share sorrow to help overcome difficulties for me, is each Valkyrie should responsibility completely.” “不辛苦,为我主分忧解难,是每一个女武神应尽的职责。” Troubles you to continue maintains, remembers that saw who wants to pick secretly, helping me chop her claw.” “麻烦你们继续保持,记得看到有谁想偷摘,帮我把她的爪子剁下来。” Looked at perspiration class/flow two people incessantly, Urd was sweeping the eye gold/metal apple tree, confirmed that above fruit many, this loosened grips the hand of sword hilt. 望着汗流不止的两人,乌尔德扫了眼金苹果树,确认上面的果实一个不少,这才松开握住剑柄的手。 Two females see that relaxes ruthlessly. 两女见状,狠狠松了口气。 They are try one's luck today, having a look at Luo Su not to be, in the words catch one to blow crazily, looked that is cleverly obedient and sensible in them, but also in the like this attractive share, perhaps one happy enjoyed two gold/metal apples. 她们今天是来碰运气的,看看罗素在不在,在的话逮着一顿狂吹,看在她们乖巧听话又懂事,还这么漂亮的份上,没准一开心就赏了两个金苹果。 Also good! 一个也行! The planter in the gold/metal apple of dark dimension, to being born has the fatal temptation in the life of dark dimension, is away from a wall, Valkyrie smells this fragrance to follow to flutter. 种植于黑暗维度的金苹果,对生于黑暗维度的生命有着致命诱惑,隔着一堵墙,女武神嗅着这股香味都能跟着飘起来。 But except for Urd, no one has tasted the gold/metal apple flavor, Skuld and Verdandi quick were greedy. 但除了乌尔德,没人品尝过金苹果的味道,诗寇蒂薇儿丹蒂快馋死了。 Urd, this is what fruit tree, seems like very attractive......!” 乌尔德,这棵是什么果树,看起来很诱人……哎呀!” A Verdandi palm of the hand claps on the Skuld back of the head, smile invariable say/way: „Very fierce, seems like very fierce appearance.” 薇儿丹蒂一巴掌拍在诗寇蒂后脑勺上,笑容不变道:“很厉害,看起来很厉害的样子。” Do not install, if you are greedy, I lord in athletics......” “别装了,你们要是馋,我主就在竞技……” The words have not said, front two gourmands ran not to have the shadow, the Urd feeling chest did not have the brain greatly, flickered to move to vanish same place. 话未说完,面前两个馋鬼就跑了个没影,乌尔德感慨胸大无脑,原地瞬移消失。 ...... …… The arena, sits three figures scattered Valkyrie, the population, although little actually warm does not reduce, the beverage bottle and meat bone in hand throws into the arena. 竞技场,零零散散坐着三位数的女武神,人数虽少却热情不减,将手里的酒瓶和肉骨头扔进赛场。 Threw the beverage bottle to throw the shoes, threw then to start to throw the personal clothing again, was hot. 扔完了酒瓶就扔鞋子,再扔完便开始扔贴身衣物,还是热乎的。 Luo Su shows the whites of the eyes, does not want to make any appraisal to the female men, looked for a corner to sit down casually, looked toward the arena center. 罗素翻翻白眼,不想对女汉子们做任何评价,随便找了个角落坐下,朝赛场中央看了过去。 For sometime has not seen Loki, he records the unclear this forgotten fellow, was closed in dark dimension how long. 有段时间没看到洛基,他都记不清这个被遗忘的家伙,被关在黑暗维度多久了。 This looked, the Luo Su whole person is not good. 这一看,罗素整个人都不好了。 The Loki long hair is floating, drags to grip the bread twist pigtail to the beard of chest, grasps two battle axes, dances imposing, presses opposite Valkyrie one to output. 洛基长发飘飘,拖到胸口的胡须扎成麻花辫,手持两把战斧,舞得虎虎生威,压着对面的女武神一顿输出。 Also is the build is thin, otherwise with the fat dwelling Thor stand same place, proper hill good brothers. 也就是体型偏瘦,不然和肥宅托尔站一起,妥妥的山丘好兄弟。 These are not the key points, what making Luo Su astonished was dressing up of Loki, words that has not misread, he put on is a skirt, was the pink color, was the cake skirt. 这些都不是重点,令罗素惊愕的是洛基的装扮,没看错的话,他穿得是裙子,还是粉色的,还是蛋糕裙。 That type of skirt suspends the fluctuation of the wave, fluffy delightful, suits the lovable little miss, called the skirt of princess skirt. 那种裙摆波浪起伏,蓬松甜美,适合可爱小姑娘,又称公主裙的裙子。 Must, be really turned into three princess Ji! 要遭,真变成三公主洛姬了! Luo Su at the hand-held volume, does not know how to confess with Odin, but then thinks, perhaps is a good deed...... 罗素以手扶额,不知怎么跟奥丁交代,不过转而一想,没准是件好事…… No matter what, Thor will be very definitely happy. 不管怎样,托尔肯定会很高兴。 I lord!” “我主!” Just thinking, Urd is flickering the emigration present, stands in Luo Su respectfully behind. 正想着,乌尔德瞬移出现,恭敬站在罗素身后。 „The skirts of three princes what's the matter, did you bully him?” “三王子的裙子是怎么回事,你们是不是欺负他了?” This matter, this...... can actually explain......” “这件事,这……其实是可以解释的……” Does not worry, slowly arranges, the time is very sufficient.” “不着急,慢慢编,时间还很充足。” Luo Su white Urd: I want to listen, is anything explained, can make the Loki pants turn into the skirt, cannot explain, later do not wear the pants.” 罗素白了乌尔德一眼:“我想听听,到底是什么解释,才能让洛基的裤子变成裙子,解释不出来,以后你别穿裤子了。” On Urd face one embarrassed, made excuses: Loki Wang Zicheng long speed is quick, exercised some time in the arena, the strength progresses by leaps and bounds, afterward......” 乌尔德脸上一囧,支支吾吾道:“洛基王子成长速度很快,在竞技场锻炼了一段时间,实力突飞猛进,后来……” Afterward Luo Su had not appeared for a very long time, Loki by the outstanding eloquence, became integrated with Valkyrie, pretty elder sister, making Valkyrie ecstatic, thinks that he asked to be happier than Thor and Hela. 后来罗素久久不曾出现,洛基凭借优秀的口才,和女武神们打成一片,一口一个‘漂亮姐姐’,让女武神们心花怒放,认为他比托尔海拉讨喜多了。 At the suggestion of Valkyrie, Loki joined the Valkyrie regiment, officially becomes an member, every day was dressed up nicely by the elder sisters. 女武神们的提议下,洛基加入了女武神军团,正式成为其中的一份子,每天都被姐姐们打扮得漂漂亮亮。 Listens to these, Luo Su complexion several transformations, intertwine saying: You should know, Loki is deceiving people, to little suffer the point punches, right?” 听完这些,罗素脸色几次变换,纠结道:“你应该知道,洛基在骗人,为的是少挨点揍,对吧?” Yes, I know.” “是的,我知道。” Urd lowers the head, she knows the idea of Loki, but everyone is happy, she looks that is also very happy, simply ignores for it. 乌尔德低下头,她知道洛基的想法,但大家开心,她看着也很开心,索性放任为之。 „......” X2 “……”x2 Very good, this reason I accept, you later can wear the pants.” “很好,这个理由我接受,你以后可以穿裤子了。” Luo Su sobbed, looked is successfully infiltrating enemy internal Loki, felt that the opposite party innermost feelings should be racing Kui, the undercover planned successfully, then the drift off, his pants did not have. 罗素唏嘘不已,望着成功打入‘敌人’内部的洛基,感觉对方内心应该是奔溃的,卧底计划成功,然后一路跑偏,偏得他裤子都没了。 That two axes what's the matter?” “那两把斧头又是怎么回事?” Prince Loki thought that the dagger is too light, I used the jurisdiction to revise the axe it.” 洛基王子觉得匕首太轻,我用权限将其修改成了斧头。” Un, good, finally straightened out.” “嗯,不错,终于开窍了。” Luo Su satisfaction nods, beating mercilessly the effect is remarkable, Loki started a new life, comprehended the true meaning of master, knows that a talent muscle was a kingly way. 罗素满意点点头,毒打效果显著,洛基迷途知返,领悟了法师的真谛,知道天赋点肌肉才是王道。 Is saying, two people form runs fast from the arena, is Skuld and Verdandi. 正说着,两人身影从竞技场外飞快跑来,是诗寇蒂薇儿丹蒂 Sees Urd, two people in same place, then stamps the feet annoyingly, goes round the sun to meet the moon, felt oneself passed stupid. 看到乌尔德,两人愣在原地,而后懊恼跺脚,舍近求远,感觉自己蠢透了。 I lord!” x2 “我主!”x2 Two people deeply inspire, depressing the heart is annoying, salutes about to gather side Luo Su, a face smiles obsequiously to help him pinch the shoulder to pound the back. 两人深吸一口气,压下心头懊恼,行礼完毕左右凑到罗素身边,一脸谄笑帮他捏肩捶背。 Urd gets angry, lifts the hand holding down saber sword hilt, as the army regimental commander of Valkyrie regiment, she refuses to have this degenerate hand/subordinate. 乌尔德黑着脸,抬手按住佩剑剑柄,作为女武神军团的军团长,她拒绝手下有这种败类。 Luo Su light well, the safe/without matter does everything to please non- deceitfully is a robber, just wants to say anything, suddenly back of the head one soft, immediately enforces the face to look to the arena. 罗素轻咦一声,无事献殷勤非奸即盗,正想说什么,突然后脑一软,当即严肃脸看向赛场。 Loki resisted a round of thunder to shell hardly, must get angry to open, the double axe fell to the ground, inducted the ground the thunder with the magic, the resistance of physique to thunder did not know many times compared with before. 洛基硬抗了一发雷霆轰击,须发怒张,双斧落地,用魔法将雷霆导入地面,身板对雷霆的抗性比之前强了不知多少倍。 Luo Su nods again and again: Good, remarkable advance, this competition is very splendid.” 罗素连连点头:“不错,进步明显,这场比赛很精彩。” I lord, the shoulder is sour, can help you according to the leg?” “我主,肩膀还酸吗,要不要帮你按按腿?” This, is not quite good!” “这个,不太好吧!” Always, the sisters of regiment are about you grateful, did to still had not found to repay your opportunity, this minor matter was not anything, was not enough to express 1/10000.” “一直以来,军团的姐妹们对您都心怀感激,奈何一直没有找到报答您的机会,这点小事不算什么,根本不足以表达万分之一。” Right, originally is the job.” “没错,本来就是分内之事。” You wanted like this saying that...... only this one time, was not to a precedent.” “你们要这么说……只此一次,下不为例。” Luo Su nods, feels in the principle, is, front Urd complexion becomes the bottom of the pot black, was too interesting. 罗素点点头,觉得在理,还有就是,面前的乌尔德脸色黑成锅底,实在太有趣了。 Clang! 锵! Urd is driven beyond the limits of forbearance, draws out the waist saber, wanting to cut two to show off the shame of coquettish regiment. 乌尔德忍无可忍,拔出腰间佩剑,欲要斩了两个卖弄风骚的军团之耻。 Well, do you draw a sword to do?” “咦,你拔剑干什么?” Luo Su said to be suddenly enlighted, hands over two: Happen to I should the manicure, worthily be Urd, really understands me.” 罗素说完恍然大悟,将两只手递过去:“正好我该修指甲了,不愧是乌尔德,真懂我。” „......” “……” A Urd face extremely angry squatting lower part of the body, raises the sword to help the Luo Su manicure, sighs with emotion the Valkyrie regiment to degenerate, the dark dimension atmosphere ruins, Skuld and Verdandi have lasting achievements. 乌尔德一脸愤愤蹲下身,提剑帮罗素修指甲,感慨女武神军团堕落,黑暗维度风气败坏,诗寇蒂薇儿丹蒂功不可没。
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