Around one white wall the waiting room, is actually not the waiting room that the Duan Xinlan three people of institutes are, Luo Su leaves a good name on Lord God forcefully, cannot succeed, was trampled...... probably is the place of boudoir. 一间四面白墙的等候室,却不是段心兰三人所在的等候室,罗素强行在主神身上留名,没能成功,被一脚踹出了……大概是闺房的地方。 This waiting room altogether three people, oppositional two female Superman, as well as difficult survival Ying Yingying in crevice. 这间等候室一共有三人,针锋相对的两个女超人,以及在夹缝中艰难生存的英樱樱。 Two teams leader, a shield, whom this disposition did not have. 两个队长,一个盾牌,这配置也没谁了。 „Short and long life, big electric power stealer!!” “夭寿了,好大一只电耗子！！” Looks at sudden Luo Su, Ying Yingying is crying out strangely immediately, the next second by Luo Su big hand cover face, was then proposed in the midair two leg chaotic treads. 望着突然出现的罗素,英樱樱当即怪叫一声,下一秒便被罗素大手盖脸,提在半空两腿乱蹬。 „Wú-” “唔唔唔--” „Shut up, quarrelled again is electrocuted you.” “闭嘴,再吵就电死你。” Luo Su threatens one low voice, raises Ying Yingying to arrive at the corner, diverges thunder armor, builds her shoulder to whisper low voice: „Has that side what situation, fired off? Who won, who lost?” 罗素小声威胁一句,提着英樱樱来到墙角,散去身上的雷霆铠甲,搭着她的肩膀小声嘀咕道:“那边什么情况,已经打完了？谁赢了,谁输了？” „Don't you know?” “你不知道？” The Ying Yingying surprise looked at Luo Su one, then surprised uncertain say/way: „Compared with this, first said how you come, as far as I know, Lord God welded the door, can enter the arena except for the participant, others all forbid to drop around.” 英樱樱诧异看了罗素一眼,而后惊疑不定道:“比起这个,先说说你怎么进来的,据我所知,主神把房门都焊死了,除了参赛者可以进入擂台,其他人一律禁止串门。” „I am prepared with the key.” “我有备用钥匙。” „Real false, I do not believe that only if puts out to come to see.” “真的假的,我不信,除非拿出来看看。” „Believes it or not, first answered my issue.” “爱信不信,先回答我的问题。” Saw Ying Yingying also to say anything, Luo Su raised up the fist, because his truth was bigger, Ying Yingying approved of his viewpoint decisively. 见英樱樱还要说什么,罗素竖起拳头,因为他的道理更大,英樱樱果断赞同了他的观点。 „Situation is this, the team leader she......, I do not know how should call, on the other hand you may be really fierce, unexpectedly simultaneously gangs up with on two teams leader, but can also live now, unaccustomed to the climate, takes you!” “情况是这样的,队长她……呃,我也不知道该怎么称呼,话说回来你可真厉害,居然同时勾搭上两个队长,还能活到现在,水土不服,就服你！” „Also ok, two sentiments like each other this matter, I also puzzle very much, said that is......” “还行啦,两情相悦这种事情,我也很困扰的,说多了都是……” Luo Su did not say very much modestly modestly, stop the words to half, are narrowing the eye: „The interrupting topic, I drain the charm of your within the body again , helping you change the Peppa Pig children's clothing personally.” 罗素很不谦虚地谦虚说道,话到一半刹住,眯着眼睛:“再打岔话题,我就把你体内的魔力抽干,亲手帮你换上小猪佩奇的童装。” „Snort, will two teams leader, me fear you?” “哼,有两个队长在,难道我会怕你？” „Tries?” “试试？” „Cracks a joke, I definitely fear you!” “开个玩笑,我肯定怕你呀！” The Ying Yingying heart meditates thirty years the river goes east, on the face stacks the smile: „Situation is this, after we separate, I was delivered to by Lord God 【Star Wars】 In death star, according to the localization watches and two teams leader meets, at that time really frightened me to jump, unexpectedly has two......” 英樱樱心头默念三十年河东,脸上堆起笑容:“情况是这样的,我们分开之后,我被主神送到了【星球大战】里的死星,根据定位手表和两位队长碰面,当时真是吓了我一跳,居然有两个……” Luo Su:(??) 罗素:(??) Ying Yingying:( ;) 英樱樱:(;) „Do not stare, strange scary, if you are not willing to listen, I can jump over this.” “别瞪了,怪吓人的,你要是不愿意听,我可以跳过这一段。” „Continue!” “继续！” After narration of Ying Yingying, Luo Su roughly understood the beginning to end, after two female Superman enter the Lord God space, was assigned the same world by Lord God. 经过英樱樱的讲述,罗素大致明白了始末,两个女超人进入主神空间后就被主神分配到了同一个世界。 At first, two people are together are happy, the combat is not hand in hand contradictory. 起初,两人相处还算愉快,携手作战并无矛盾。 At least the surface is this! 至少表面是这样！ Afterward, the challenge match of Lord God started, two female Superman are dying on-board obtained the qualifier, won very with ease. 后来,主神的擂台赛开始,两个女超人在死星上获得了出线名额,赢得很轻松。 On the one hand is individual strength is best, on the other hand, here reincarnator strength is really ordinary. 一方面是个人实力拔尖,另一方面,这里的轮回者实力真的非常一般。 Raises while convenient, in four qualifiers, Ying Yingying also attained one. 顺便一提,四个出线名额里,英樱樱也拿到了一个。 Again was the picture that Luo Su saw, 16 entered eight competitions, two female Superman faced, a word did not gather, in addition did not have the Luo Su town/subdues field, made into one group immediately. 再然后就是罗素看到的画面了,十六进八的赛事了,两个女超人对垒,一言不合,再加上没有罗素镇场,立马打成了一团。 „Blames me, if I because of were good.” “怪我,要是我在就好了。” Bah, dregs male! 呸,渣男！ Because of you, they are impossible to hit! 要不是因为你,她俩根本不可能打起来！ The Ying Yingying heart despises , to continue saying: „Again item that then, two teams leader pull out the decision result, one is the card of Les...... damn, where I knew her finally a reward flower.” 英樱樱心头鄙视,继续说道:“再然后,两个队长掏出决定胜负的道具,一个是维列斯之证……该死,我总算知道她把奖励点花在什么地方了。” Ying Yingying low voice bb, despises the eldest child who diverts the public funds, before Luo Su raises up the fist opens the mouth again: „Another team leader put on one...... I not to know that was what war armor, does not dare to raise may I ask.” 英樱樱小声bb,鄙视挪用公款的老大,在罗素竖起拳头前再次开口:“另一个队长则穿上了一件……我也不知道那是什么战甲,没敢提也没敢问。” „The sun god fights the clothes, is my item.” “太阳神战衣,是我的物品。” „Hou, no wonder their anger like this is big.” “哦嚯,难怪她俩火气这么大。” Thought through the essential place, Ying Yingying suddenly sees the light, despises to shoot a look at Luo Su one: „Thanks to you are the proficient dregs male, unexpectedly can make this unforgivable mistake, how, to prepare to does raise bids good-bye?” 想通关键处,英樱樱豁然开朗,鄙视瞥了罗素一眼:“亏你还是个业务熟练的渣男,居然能犯下这种不可饶恕的错误,怎么着,准备向其中一个提分手吗？” „You did not think that your idle talk were too a much less?” “你不觉得自己的废话有点太多了吗？” „, Is a little.” “呃,是有点。” Ying Yingying smiles embarrasedly, depresses the fist that Luo Su lifts: „Later, their two hit again was very long, has the sun god to fight the team leader of clothes to be obviously fiercer, but the result, she admitted defeat on own initiative, gave up the qualifications of entering the match.” 英樱樱讪讪一笑,压下罗素抬起的拳头:“再之后,她们两个打了很久,持有太阳神战衣的队长明显更厉害,可结果,她主动认输,放弃了晋级赛的资格。” Luo Su:( 11) 罗素:(一一) The choice gives up being reasonable, by the body and self-recovery ability two people steel, only if wrestles under the pain by the fate assassin, otherwise is very difficult to come out the room for promotion. 选择放弃在情理之中,以两人的钢铁之躯和自愈能力,除非以命相搏痛下杀手,否则很难决出晋级名额。 The female Superman entire journey occupies superiorly, initiative give away the quota naturally, not only won the face and won the lining, although lost the quota, but that thing to her indeed not too big use. 女超人全程占优,主动大方让出名额,既赢了面子又赢了里子,虽然失去了名额,但那玩意对她的确没有太大用处。 She is not reincarnator, won the champion not to have the significance, Lord God to hit the funds unable to find the account number. 她不是轮回者,拿到冠军也没有意义,主神打款都找不到账号。 Luo Su then looked at one, two female Superman also in silent look at each other, does not say a word with horror film, Jason is scary, he does not join in the fun. 罗素回头看了一眼,两个女超人还在无声对视,一言不发跟恐怖片似的,比杰森还吓人,他就不凑热闹了。 „Truth told me, put on the sun god to fight the team leader of clothes, was the beforehand replica, right?” “实话告诉我,穿着太阳神战衣的队长,是之前的复制体,对吧？” Ying Yingying face Eight Trigrams (gossip), without the means that the girls in team cried for food, she must make anything. 英樱樱一脸八卦,没办法,队里的姑娘们嗷嗷待哺,她必须做点什么。 „Closes your trifling thing!” “关你屁事！” „Curious, how you achieve, the resurrecting replica , can also belt/bring from the Lord God space go out even unexpectedly. Mentioned listens, how to achieve, I guaranteed not the chaotic biography.” “只是好奇,你是怎么做到的,复活复制体也就算了,居然还能把人从主神空间里带出去。说来听听,到底怎么做到的,我保证不乱传。” Speaking of this, Ying Yingying cannot bear concentrate all one's attention on, before was the Eight Trigrams (gossip), now finds out, gossipped while convenient. 说到这,英樱樱忍不住屏气凝神,之前是八卦,现在是一探究竟,顺便八卦一下。 „Since your like this asked that I did not conceal you, put one's mouth close to another's ear.” “既然你都这么问了,那我就不隐瞒你了,附耳过来。” „......” “……” „What's wrong, doesn't want to listen to the secret?” “怎么了,不想听秘密了？” „Thinks, but Holyfield also collected in the past......” “想,可当年霍利菲尔德也凑上去了……” „......” X2 “……”x2 When Luo Su is speechless, two female Superman stopped looking at each other finally, simultaneous/uniform Qileng snort/hum. 就在罗素无语的时候,两个女超人终于停止了对视,齐齐冷哼了一声。 Luo Su takes back builds the arm on Ying Yingying shoulder, the situation is very serious, he puts arms around shoulders like this to pay attention for a long time, obviously this time car(riage) will cultivate is very strenuous. 罗素收回搭在英樱樱肩上的手臂,情况很严重,他勾肩搭背这么长时间才被注意到,可见这次的车修起来会很费力。 Was the time shows the true technology! 是时候展现真正的技术了！ ! 啪！ A round of hand blade falls, Luo Su puts to turn throwing street tool person, the second trades the serious face to walk to go forward. 一发手刀落下,罗素放翻身边的扑街工具人,秒换严肃脸走上前。 „What's the matter, is a person on one's own side, why can hit in good condition?” “怎么回事,都是自己人,好端端地为什么要打起来？” Luo Su is preemptive, not to the opportunity that two people open the mouth, hates bitterly saying: „Wants initially, I, for you sign not the equal contract with Lord God, dragging along the exhausted body to struggle in the death line, for was............” 罗素先发制人,不给两人开口的机会,痛心疾首道:“想当初,我为了你们和主神签下不平等契约,拖着疲惫身躯挣扎在死亡线上,为的就是……吧啦吧啦……” A lengthy speech, Luo Su starts the dregs male self- training first step, tells of one's hardships and oppressions, told own laborious and is not easy. 一番长篇大论,罗素开始渣男自我修养第一步,大倒苦水,讲述自己的辛苦和不易。 „I did not fear that does not fear painstakingly tired, is not the person of coveting life and fearing death, for your my anything wants............” “我不怕苦也不怕累,更不是贪生怕死的人,为了你们我什么都愿意……叽里呱啦……” The dregs male self- training second step, my laborious point are not related, can protect your smile, all are worth. 渣男自我修养第二步,我辛苦点没关系,能守护你们的笑容,一切都是值得的。 „But the result, this while does not see, you hit, I was very disappointed , the heart was very painful...... bi bi......” “可结果呢,这才一会儿不见,你们又打起来了,我很失望,真的,心很痛……哔哩哔哩……” The dregs male self- training third step, I risk one's life outside, but your actually at home setting on fire distiller, is your mistakes. 渣男自我修养第三步,我在外面出生入死,而你们却在家里放火烧房子,都是你们的错。 Three steps pass through, two female Superman the complexion is awkward immediately, one on the left and other on the right crookedly to opposite direction. 三步走过,两个女超人顿时脸色尴尬,一左一右偏头歪向相反的方向。 Luo Su: Became, this car(riage) basically must fix. 罗素:成了,这车基本要修好了。 „Oh!!” “唉！！” He deeply sighed, embraced two people shoulders one on the left and other on the right: „I know that you are very suffering, but our situation is not special, the unnecessary words I did not say that before said too, was tired.” 他深深叹了口气,一左一右揽住两人的肩膀:“我知道你们很委屈,可咱这情况不是特殊嘛,多余的话我就不说了,以前说太多,累了。” „How will she have the sun god to fight the clothes?” “她怎么会有太阳神战衣？” Shen Menghan struggles two, cannot get rid of the arm of Luo Su, the voice is very suffering. 沈梦寒挣扎两下,没能摆脱罗素的手臂,话音十分委屈。 „She can come , do you dare to believe?” “她能进来,你敢信？” Luo Su shakes the head saying: „Lord God this time mission is very strange, before coming, my heart has a feeling, fights the clothes to stay behind the sun god specially, to prepare emergency requirement.” 罗素摇头道:“主神这次的任务很奇怪,进来之前,我心有所感,特意将太阳神战衣留下,以备不时之需。” Then, he turns the head to look immediately to female Superman: „Competition I only looked at half, but many I can guess correctly, is you first is definitely mystifying......” 说完,他立即转头看向女超人:“比赛我只看了一半,但多少我都能猜到,肯定是你先阴阳怪气……” „Is she, first said the matter with the serial number, but also makes me withdraw on own initiative.” “是她,先拿编号说事,还让我主动退出。” Female Superman is also very suffering, she is forced to counter-attack, is not the initiative provocation. 女超人也很委屈,她是被迫反击,不是主动挑衅。 „I also have not spoken incorrectly, you are not reincarnator, was promoted also uselessly, might as well makes me gain a reward point.” “我又没说错,你不是轮回者,晋级了也没用,还不如让我赚一笔奖励点。” „Therefore I satisfy you, making you be promoted!” “所以我满足你,让你晋级了！” „......” “……” Also quarrelled. 又吵起来了。 Luo Su has not stopped, calmly visits two people to bicker, the dregs male dregs male self- training wrote clearly, was sure to remember very much at this time remains silent, will otherwise face the choice question. 罗素没阻拦,静静看着两人斗嘴,渣男渣男自我修养写得很清楚,这时切记保持沉默,否则将会面对选择题。 Sure enough, two female right a while, sees Luo Su not to say a word, sound quickly small. 果不其然,两女对了一会儿,见罗素一言不发,声音很快就小了下去。 Luo Su: It is not he blows, paints a paint again, this car(riage) can start off. 罗素:不是他吹,再刷个漆,这车就可以上路了。 „Right, how did you come in?” “对了,你怎么进来的？” „Sees both of you to hit, my violence hits the wall of waiting room, loses the direction in the chaotic space, to arrived at this.” “看到你们俩打起来,我暴力撞开等候室的墙壁,在混乱的空间里迷失方向,冲出来就到这了。” „Is that very dangerous?” “那岂不是很危险？” Two female Superman complexions change, knew perfectly well that Luo Su is well, is with trepidation. 两个女超人脸色微变,明知罗素平安无事,还是一阵提心吊胆。 „What to do I can, look at both of you to hit also indifferently, what has to distinguish with the dregs male?” “我能怎么办,看你们俩打起来还无动于衷,和渣男有什么区别？” „Said is also.” “说的也是。” Female Superman curls the lip, lifts the hand to wipe on the Luo Su face, cold -ly snorted and said: „Good familiar color number, where in seems to have seen, evidently certain person and dregs male indeed no difference!” 女超人撇撇嘴,抬手在罗素脸上一抹,冷哼道:“好熟悉的色号,似乎在哪见过,看样子某些人和渣男的确没什么区别呢！” „Well, how on my face to have this type of thing, shouldn't?” “咦,我脸上怎么会有这种东西,不应该呀？” Luo Su with astonishment makes noise, in the impression absolutely does not have this, otherwise he will not make the like this low level mistake. 罗素惊愕出声,印象里完全没有这一段,否则他不会犯下这么低级的错误。 „Do not be anxious, the time is very sufficient, you can think a reason slowly.” “不要急,时间还很充足,你可以慢慢想个理由。” Shen Menghan pats the arm on shoulder, before arriving at the recognition projection, brushes the numberplate to walk into the light gate, eight enter four to start officially. 沈梦寒拍开肩上的手臂,走到识别投影前,刷过号码牌走入光门,八进四正式开赛。 „Came back to say with you again, this matter a little fishy, I suspected some people framed by planting stolen goods on to shift blame, instigate among us the sentiment.” “回来再和你说,这事有点蹊跷,我怀疑有人栽赃嫁祸,挑拨我们之间的感情。” Luo Su said to female Superman, fishes out the numberplate to pass through the gate. 罗素对女超人说了一句,摸出号码牌进门。 The light shadow transforms, as before is No. 1 arena, the complexion of opponent is like Moon, is very ugly. 光影转换,依旧是一号擂台,对手的脸色和穆恩一样,无比难看。 Acquaintances, hair younger sister Agassiz. 熟人,毛妹阿加塔。 „I throw......” “我投……” Bang!! 轰！！ The black light beam touches cheeks has delimited, Agassiz corner of the eye tics, felt oneself and Moon is the same, will be punched very miserably. 黑色光束贴脸划过,阿加塔眼角抽抽,感觉自己和穆恩一样,会被揍得很惨。 „No rush, takes your time, I require time......” “别急,慢慢来,我需要一点时间……”