„Are you...... Gamora?”
“你是……卡魔拉?”Steveaskedslightlyreveals the issue of idiot, did not blamehimto havethisidea, Luo Su said that the person and thing of Multiversewere slightly different.
史蒂夫问了个略显白痴的问题,不怪他有这种想法,罗素说了,平行宇宙的人和事物略有不同。Then, Gamoraturns into an earthmanfrom the greenskinalien, conforms to the logicvery muchreasonablyvery much.
那么,卡魔拉从绿皮外星人变成一个地球人,是很合理也很符合逻辑的。„No, sheis notGamora, sheandyoudid not know.” The Luo Sugood intentiongives the explanation.
“不,她不是卡魔拉,她和你们不认识。”罗素好心做出解释。„......”
“……”Stevegets angrydoes not speak, does not knowis the misconception, seemed likeStrangeto turnunder the supercilious look.
史蒂夫黑着脸不说话,也不知道是不是错觉,貌似斯特兰奇翻了下白眼。„Yousaid that youareanotherMultiverseSorcerer Supreme, why can thatinvadeanddestroy?”
“你说你是另一个平行宇宙的至尊法师,那为什么要入侵和毁灭?”Strangefrownstightly: „Ideeply believed that canbecome the Sorcerer Supremeperson, is impossibleto makethismatter!”
斯特兰奇紧皱眉头:“我深信能成为至尊法师的人,不可能做出这种事!”e = ( o * ))) Oh
e=(o*)))唉Luo Sudeeplysighed, raised headdisappointedin the past, saidslowly: „Has seentoomanyuniversal truth, Idiscover...... consider as finished, am a long story, Ido not say.”罗素深深叹了口气,仰头怅然往昔,缓缓道:“见过太多宇宙真理,我发现……算了,说来话长,我就不说了。”Strange:(? Profit?)
斯特兰奇:(?益?)ComparesStrangemmpmood, Tonyseesclearly, being a long story that Luo Suhas, clearlycannot make up the excuse, oris disinclinedto arrange.
相比斯特兰奇mmp的心情,托尼看得更加清楚,罗素有个屁的说来话长,分明是编不出理由,或者懒得编。Also, whichperson of good intentioncanhelp, hewas strandedin the mark85nanoarmorcannot go out.
还有,哪位好心人能帮个忙,他被困在mark85纳米装甲里出不去了。Not only the personcannot go out, cannot pass on the sound, cannotsay that the obscene talkharbored evil thoughtshimquickly.
不仅人出不去,就连声音都传不出去,不能说骚话快把他憋坏了。„Givesme a reason, Ido not believe that Sorcerer Supremewill makethismatter.”
“给我一个理由,我不相信至尊法师会做出这种事。”„Don't be a fool, knows how the reasoncan, yoube ableto overturn?”
“别傻了,知道理由又能怎样,你能翻盘?”In the Luo Susurfaceignites the blackflame, changes to the darkelementface, the electromagnetic forcecontrolon Friday, both handsrelease energyartillerylaunches the attack.罗素面上燃起黑焰,重新化作黑暗元素面孔,电磁力操控星期五,双手释放能量炮发动攻击。Steveraises up the shielddefense, bang a kneesuffered an artillery, a facecompelledto flyignorant.
史蒂夫竖起盾牌防御,砰一声膝盖挨了一炮,一脸懵逼飞了出去。Looked that hisexpressionknows, the depression of capital letter, thistimeenemyis very intelligent, notlikebefore, sillytoshieldconcentrated fire power.
看他的表情就知道,大写的郁闷,这次的敌人很聪明,不像以前,傻乎乎都对着盾牌集中火力。Thatdoes not die the continuousstance, as if the shieldisCaptain America, butheis the shieldrack.
那不死不休的架势,仿佛盾牌才是美国队长,而他就是个盾牌架子。Side, Strangeopens the magicto protect the shield, was crushedbySaintlight energyartilleryonesecond.
旁边,斯特兰奇张开魔法护盾,被圣光能量炮一秒击碎。Bodyflying upside down, juststood firm the balanced, bigpieceenergyhail of bulletssprinklesfully.
身躯倒飞而出,刚稳住平衡,大片能量弹雨铺天盖地般洒下。LookstemporarilySteve who a sidelost the ability to act, Strangeopens‚the shield of Seraphin’immediately, thisishecangrasp the strongestdefensemagicpresently.
望了眼身边暂时失去行动能力的史蒂夫,斯特兰奇立即张开‘塞拉芬之盾’,这是他当前能掌握最强的防御魔法。360degreesdo not have the dead angle, so long as the charmis sufficient,......
三百六十度无死角,只要魔力充足,就……Bang!
嘭!Crack, the shield of Seraphinis accordingly broken, StrangeandStevetumbleare being separated from the gunsmokerange, dirtyincomparablydistressed.
一声炸响,塞拉芬之盾应声而碎,斯特兰奇和史蒂夫翻滚着脱离硝烟范围,灰头土脸无比狼狈。„Givesme a reason, isanythingmakesyoudegenerate, the choiceeliminatesMultiverseEarth.”
“给我一个理由,是什么让你堕落,选择消灭平行宇宙的地球。”
The power gapis disparate, Strangefully realized that the winning percentagebasicallyiszero, that can only put the mouthartillery.
实力差距过于悬殊,斯特兰奇深知胜率基本为零,那就只能放嘴炮了。Heplaces hopes to ask that the reason of Luo Sublackening, thenwithloving......, likingestimating that isnothinguses, everyonesitsto chat, can perhaps successfullyflickerLuo Suto washwhite.
他寄希望于问出罗素黑化的原因,然后用爱……呃,爱估计是没啥用,大家坐下来谈谈,没准能成功忽悠罗素洗白。
The voicefalls, on Fridaystops the attack, moves sideways the making wayspace, letsStrangeandLuo Suface-to-face.
话音落下,星期五停下攻击,闪身让开空间,让斯特兰奇和罗素面对面。„Reasonsaidyoucannot understand, Ido not say.”
“理由说了你也听不懂,我就不说了。”Tony: Then, yousaidactually!
托尼:说呀,你倒是说呀!„Like thiswas good, Earth that Idestroyin any caseis innumerable, does not missat presentthis......”
“这样好了,反正我毁灭的地球数不胜数,也不差眼前这一个……”Luo Sufeels the chin, the apered eyespupilnarrows a line: „Satisfiesmytwodesires, Ilet offthisEarth, leavesdoes not return.”罗素摸着下巴,猩红眼眸眯成一条线:“满足我两个愿望,我就放过这颗地球,就此离开再不返回。”„Desire......”
“愿望……”Strangeswallowed a saliva, the heartsighed woefully, felt that thesetwodesires will be very difficultto be realized.
斯特兰奇咽了口唾沫,心头哀叹一声,感觉这两个愿望会很难实现。„First, changes tohhhhgysl the Kamar-Tajwireless netpassword.”
“第一个,把卡玛泰姬的无线网密码改成hhhhgysl。”„Excuseme?”
“excuseme?”StrangQilengpokes head, on the foreheadhas fluttereda string ofquestion marks, suspectedoneselfmisunderstood.
斯特兰奇愣愣探头,脑门上飘过一连串问号,怀疑自己听错了。
Was thisdesirecareless?
这愿望是否过于草率了?„Changes tohhhhgysl the Kamar-Tajwireless netpassword, how, but alsowantedmeto saythird?”
“把卡玛泰姬的无线网密码改成hhhhgysl,怎么,还要我说第三遍吗?”„...... It is not only......”
“不……只是……”Strangecomplexiontwists, does not know how to voice the currentCaopillfeelings, originallysavedworldlike thisto be simple, changed the wireless netpassword to rescue the second halfEarth, thisalso......
斯特兰奇脸色扭曲,不知如何表达当前曹丹的心情,原来拯救世界这么简单,改个无线网密码就能救下半个地球,这也……Thisalsotalked nonsense!
这也太扯淡了!Strangehas the reasonto suspect that Luo Suis teasinghimto play, decidesfirstto believe that the eyelidcrampflings about: „ThisdesireIcancomply, immediately, changesimmediately.”
斯特兰奇有理由怀疑罗素在逗他玩,决定先信一下,眼皮抽筋般跳来跳去:“这个愿望我可以答应,立刻,马上就改。”„Oh, like thisis refreshed!?”
“噢,这么爽快!?”Luo Susmiles: „Before changing, Ifirst confirmed that did youknow the password the meaning?”罗素嘿嘿一笑:“改之前我先确认一下,你知道密码的含意吗?”„Knowledge, knows.”
“知,知道。”Strangecorners of the mouthtwitch, hedoes not wantlike this, what to dobuthecan, onlyhopeMasterAncient Onehas mystical powersin the day, approveshischoice.
斯特兰奇嘴角抽搐,他也不想这样,可他能怎么办,只希望古一法师在天有灵,也认同他的选择。Also, Strangehas looked, Luo Su and Ancient Oneaccumulated grievancesfor a long time, contradictions between twoSorcerer Supreme, hedoes not mix.
还有,斯特兰奇已经看出来了,罗素和古一积怨已久,两个至尊法师之间的矛盾,他就不掺和了。„Right, IandAncient Onehave a grudge, Ipledged that destroysallEarth, has the direct relationwithhim.”
“没错,我和古一有仇,我发誓毁灭所有的地球,和他有直接关系。”
An tone of Luo Suvictim: „Therefore, when an Earth, Imustmakehim not happy.”罗素一副受害者的语气:“所以,每到一个地球,我都要让他不痛快。”Originallyishe, thatandshe are not related!
原来是他,那和她就没关系了!Strangeputs forth the spiritual victory, consoled oneselfto finish, asks: „What is the seconddesire?”
斯特兰奇使出精神胜利法,自我安慰结束,问道:“第二个愿望是什么?”
, Strangehopessuddenlythisdesiredifficultyis higher.
冷不丁的,斯特兰奇希望这个愿望难度高一些。
It is not heviolatesinexpensively, but feels unworthyforEarth of otheruniverses, diedtooundeserved.
不是他犯贱,而是为其他宇宙的地球感到不值,死得太冤枉了。„That sideSteve, shouted that ‚Hail Hydra’listens.”
“那边的史蒂夫,喊一声‘九头蛇万岁’来听听。”
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A Tonyfacecompelsstuffily, NatashalooksstartledtoLuo Su, just likea moment agoStrange'sidea, thisdesirewastoocareless?
托尼一脸闷逼,娜塔莎愕然看向罗素,和刚才斯特兰奇的想法一样,这愿望是不是太草率了?Cannottradedesire that compels the standardhighpoint?
就不能换个逼格高一点的愿望吗?„!”
“咳咳!”Strangemakes a fistcoughslightlytwo, lowers the headto help updumbfoundedSteve, helpinghimpat the dust on shoulder, kept a serious looksaid: „Team leader, youshouldersaveEarth......”
斯特兰奇握拳轻咳两声,低头扶起傻眼的史蒂夫,帮他拍去肩上的灰尘,表情严肃道:“队长,你肩负拯救地球的……”„Was needless saying that a slogan, Iwas not the stubbornperson.”
“不用说了,一句口号而已,我又不是死心眼的人。”Stevefeelsveryabsurd, butin the heartandnoshame and repel, stick out chestto looktoLuo Su, the clear pronunciation and mellow voicesaid: „Hail Hydra!”
史蒂夫觉得很荒唐,但心中并无任何羞辱和排斥,挺起胸膛看向罗素,字正腔圆道:“九头蛇万岁!”
The similarlinesreadfrom the differentpopulation, the effectwas entirely different.
同样的台词从不同的人口中念出来,效果截然不同。Changes into a sinister-lookingdreadfulvillain, does not needto think,definitelyis an exactlytwovolumes of villain, butStevethistype......
换成一个獐头鼠目的猥琐小人,不用想,肯定是个活不过两集的反派,可史蒂夫这种……Howto seeis an undercover.
怎么看都是卧底。Luo Sucurls the lip, withoutfeelingjoyfully, thisis not the slogan that hewants.罗素撇撇嘴,没有感受到快乐,这不是他要的口号。„Onthesetwodesires......”
“就这两个愿望……”Strangewordstohalf, quicklyopen the transmissiondoor, after 30seconds, returnsquickly.
斯特兰奇话到一半,急忙打开传送门,三十秒后快步返回。„The Kamar-Tajwireless netpasswordhas revised, laterhas been also invariable, bothdesiressatisfiedyou, was OK?”
“卡玛泰姬的无线网密码已经修改完毕,以后也会一直不变,两个愿望都满足你了,可以了吗?”„No, Ihave not said.”
“不,我还没说完。”Luo Supoints atSteve saying: „Youshoutedquickly, Ialsohad the requestnot to raise!”罗素指着史蒂夫道:“你喊得太快了,我还有要求没提!”Scared to deathme!
吓死我了!Strangeis clutching the heartputs downslowly, Luo Surejectiontime, thinks that hemustrenege on a promise.
斯特兰奇揪着的心缓缓放下,罗素拒绝的时候,以为他要反悔。„Youcould rest assured that no matteranythingrequests, the team leaderwill act accordingly.”
“你放心,不管什么要求,队长都会照办。”Strangecompliesfast, said that the feelingoversteps authority and gets involved in another's affairs, a faceanticipatesto looktoSteve: „Right, Team leader, youwill comply, right?”
斯特兰奇飞快答应,说完感觉越俎代庖,一脸期待看向史蒂夫:“对吧,队长,你会答应的,对吧?”Youcomplied, whatI can also say, does the rejectionthenwait for the worldto destroy?
你都答应了,我还能说什么,拒绝然后等世界毁灭吗?Also, hadto shoutbefore.
再说了,以前又不是没喊过。Steveturnedunder the supercilious lookill-humoredly, saidrefreshedly: „Said that youhaveanythingto request, Iallcomply, will also complyagainharshly.”
史蒂夫没好气翻了下白眼,爽快道:“说吧,你有什么要求,我全都答应,再苛刻也会答应。”„In front ofavengers, shouted the past.”
“当着复仇者们的面,一个个喊过去。”„......”
“……”Strangehears the whole faceheavy line, the feelingto sin, Steve of otheruniverseshave definitely offendedLuo Su.
斯特兰奇听得满脸黑线,感慨造孽,其他宇宙的史蒂夫肯定得罪过罗素。LestStevecannot look on the bright side of thing, heswallowed a saliva saying: „Team leader, the requestis very reasonable, Iknowyouto be able.”
唯恐史蒂夫想不开,他咽了口唾沫道:“队长,要求很合理,我知道你可以的。”Youshut up!
你闭嘴!Steveis speechlessrolls the eyes, thensaw that the mark85nanoarmorarrives at the front, the nanoarmordisperses, the color of Tonyfaceanticipation.
史蒂夫无语得直翻白眼,然后就看到mark85纳米装甲走到面前,纳米盔甲散开,托尼一脸期待之色。Steve:( „)
史蒂夫:(“)Suddenlyaerobic, but also is very ashamed!
突然好气,还很羞耻!„Team leader, saved the worldtoyouquickly.”
“队长,快一点,到你拯救世界了。”Tonycollects the faceto go forward, delighted, lifts the handto patonSteveshoulder, the retrievalfights A control, quicklyordered: „On Friday, opens the video recordingfunction, must the highest-definitionpicture quality.”
托尼凑脸上前,眉飞色舞,抬手拍在史蒂夫肩上,重获战甲的控制权,急忙下令道:“星期五,打开录像功能,要最高清的画质。”„Good, Mister.”
“好的,先生。”Steve: „......”
史蒂夫:“……”Hebelieves firmly,at presentisTony.
他非常确信,眼前就是托尼本人。„Quick, Team leader, waited formeto be anxious.”
“快呀,队长,等得我急死了。”„Shut up, Iferment......”
“闭嘴,我酝酿一下……”„Youcould rest assured that Iwill not smile, Iguaranteed.”
“你放心,我不会笑,我保证。”„Bastard!”
“混蛋!”Steveis angry, staredTonyoneeyeswickedly, the opening the mouthsuddenbodysideshadowwill raid, turned the headto seeLuo Su that carried the camera.
史蒂夫大怒,恶狠狠瞪了托尼一眼,正要开口突然身侧阴影袭来,转头就看到了扛着摄影机的罗素。Steve: „......”
史蒂夫:“……”Originallyshouted that alsoshouted, mayfacetwolenssuddenly, immediately the glib lipssinkliketwomountains.
本来喊也就喊了,可突然面对两个镜头,顿时嘴皮子沉得像两座山一样。Quiteashamed!
好羞耻啊!Stevedeeplyinspires, does not goto think that as far as possible the matter of camera, the complexionbecomes flushed saying: „Hail Hydra!”
史蒂夫深吸一口气,尽量不去想摄像机的事,脸色涨红道:“九头蛇万岁!”
!!
啪啪啪!!Tonyhearsto clapagain and again, pūonesmilesto make noise, saw that Stevecomplexionis bad, a covering mouthshoulderpeakpeakarrives atside.
托尼听得连连拍手,噗哧一下笑出声,眼瞅史蒂夫面色不善,捂着嘴肩膀一耸一耸走到旁边。„Next.”
“下一个。”Luo Suwavesto pull offBuckyfrom the ruins, a palm of the handitsracket the normalage, thenawakensfrom the stupor.罗素挥手从废墟中拖出巴基,一巴掌将其拍回正常年龄,而后从昏迷中唤醒。„, I...... Steve, well, youbecameyoung!?”
“呃,我……史蒂夫,咦,你变年轻了!?”Is the goodbasefriend, Buckyto wake upfrom the stuporworthily, the world in eyeonly hasSteve, has not noticedincludingoneselfchange.
不愧是好基友,巴基从昏迷中醒来,眼中的世界就只有史蒂夫,连自己身上的变化都没注意到。Suddenly, before twocamerasgather up, looked atBuckyto dribbleto stare the circle the eye.
突然,两台摄影机凑上前,看得巴基滴流瞪圆了眼睛。Whatsituation, whywill haveTonyStark, why will the plagueknightcarry the camera?
什么情况,为什么会有托尼・史塔克,为什么瘟疫骑士会扛着摄像机?„History, Steve......”
“史,史蒂夫……”„Bucky, firstlistened tometo say.”
“巴基,先听我说。”Steveboth handshold down the shoulder of Bucky, the expressionis dignified: „Hail Hydra!”
史蒂夫双手按住巴基的肩膀,表情凝重严肃:“九头蛇万岁!”„What?”
“what?”Steveturns aroundto depart, stays behindsame placecompelsignorantBucky, looks atitsfoolishappearance, perhapswantsquite a while to remouldthreeviews.
史蒂夫转身离去,原地留下懵逼中的巴基,看其痴傻的模样,恐怕要半天才能重塑三观。„Next.”
“下一个。”Luo SuproposedSamfrom the ruins, just likeBucky, restoredityoungandawakens.罗素从废墟中提出山姆,和巴基一样,将其恢复年轻并唤醒。„Sam, Hail Hydra!”
“山姆,九头蛇万岁!”„???”
“???”Alsoignorant.
又懵了一个。„Againcome, next.”
“再来,下一个。”Twocameraentire journeyfollow, Steveexpressionis numb, hownot to have mattered.
两台摄影机全程跟随,史蒂夫表情麻木,已经怎样都无所谓了。ThistimeisVendat, Luo Suwieldsconveniently, awakensitthenrestores the normalage.
这次是旺达,罗素随手一挥,将其唤醒然后恢复正常年龄。Hiss!
嘶啦!„-”
“啊啊啊--”Onlylistens to a resounding, was the scream of Vendat, the lensturned into the limiting stageimmediately.
只听一声脆响,然后就是旺达的尖叫,镜头立马就变成了限制级。Looksback that Vendatis running away, Stevesaidsilently: „Hail Hydra!”
望着旺达逃走的背影,史蒂夫默默道:“九头蛇万岁!”
The Tonyseriousface, inquiredlow voiceon Fridaylater, the expressionwas more serious, keeps silentgives the thumbs-uptoLuo Su.
托尼严肃脸,小声询问星期五之后,表情更加严肃,默不作声对罗素竖起了大拇指。Doesattractively!
干得漂亮!Luo Su: „......”罗素:“……”Hesaidisaccidental/surprised, has not thoughtcompletelythis, somepeopledo believe?
他说是意外,完全没想起来这茬,有人信吗?
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