Bang! Rumble!! 轰！轰隆隆！！ The dark shadow walks fast in the cloud layer, is welcoming the sanctuary ii th firepower full, the speed does not reduce. 黑暗阴影在云层中疾走,迎着庇护所ii号的火力全开,速度丝毫不减。 In the ground, the Black Order army look at each other in blank dismay, just like Tony, they also thought that this picture is familiar, later will jump down the woman who a face also super can hit greatly. 地面上,黑暗教团大军面面相觑,和托尼一样,他们也觉得这画面非常熟悉,待会儿就会跳下来一个脸很大也超级能打的女人了。 The Thanos complexion is pale, touches the forehead that pains. 灭霸脸色铁青,摸了摸隐隐作痛的额头。 The next second, they know, was thinks. 下一秒,他们都知道,是自己想到了。 Sees only the dark shadow to expand crazily, pulls open the devil face of blood red double pupil in the upper air, sawtooth big mouth twists the mouth sidewise, silent grins fiendishly toward the ground delivery. 只见黑暗阴影疯狂扩张,于高空拉开血红色双眸的魔鬼面孔,锯齿大嘴咧开,朝地面投放无声狞笑。 The ear has not heard the sound, but that evil different laughter actually goes directly to the innermost soul, body all over the body is cold, freezes the four limbs stiffly unable to move. 耳朵没有听到声音,但那邪异的笑声却直达灵魂深处,令人遍体身寒,冻得四肢僵硬无法动弹。 The dark smiling face plunges sanctuary ii th, seems a big hand its tight package, changes to the black sphere static float midair. 黑暗笑脸扑向庇护所ii号,好似一张大手将其紧紧包裹,化作黑色圆球静静悬浮半空。 The suddenly time, a volume exaggerating thunder giant beast breaks open the darkness, roared to continue toward grey cloud deep place. 眨眼的功夫,一头体积夸张的雷霆巨兽破开黑暗,朝着灰云深处咆哮不止。 The startling thunderclap cuts, ten thousand zhang (3.33 m) thunder walks randomly the horizon, illuminates the world greatly to be bright instantaneously. 惊雷划破,万丈雷霆游走天际,瞬间照得世界大亮。 Under the people frightened gaze, the thunder giant beast breaks open the dark firm shell, since the upper air jumps down, seems the mercury to flow swiftly, the thunder light electric arc overspreads the land. 在众人惊悚的注视下,雷霆巨兽破开黑暗坚壳,从高空一跃而下,好似水银泻地般,雷光电弧铺满大地。 Rumble!!! 轰隆隆！！！ thunder light rolls, the white arrogance jumps, the shock-wave bores a hole through the sky from bottom to top, in mighty white column contract world. 雷光滚动,白色气焰飙涨,冲击波自下而上凿穿天空,气势恢宏的白色立柱承接天地之间。 The desolated sand thunders to tremble, the abyss crack runs speedily, in the midpoint position of column of thunder strike, the black big hole is too deep to see the bottom. 荒芜沙地轰鸣震颤,深渊裂缝疾速奔走,在雷击之柱的正中央位置,黑黢黢的大坑深不见底。 The dark regiment, all extinguishes! 黑暗军团,全灭！ In the distant place, tumbles several Tony to crawl to set out, spits to argue the sand, dug Natasha and Gamora while convenient. 远处,翻滚数圈的托尼爬起身,吐掉嘴里的沙子,顺便刨出了娜塔莎和卡魔拉。 Three people are looking by the second killing Black Order camp, look at each other in blank dismay, all does not know that makes what feelings. 三人望着被秒杀的黑暗教团阵营,面面相觑,皆是不知作何感想。 „I will make a bet, 1/14000000 probabilities surely do not have this person......” “我敢打赌,一千四百万分之一的概率肯定没有这个人……” Tony curls the lip, the stop moment makes up one: „Therefore I dislike the master!” 托尼撇撇嘴,停顿片刻补上一句:“所以我才讨厌法师！” „That is not perhaps good, the opposite party seems like a master.” “那恐怕不行,对方看起来就是一名法师。” „No, I thought that he is the big fiendish person.” “不,我觉得他是大魔王。” Crash-bang!! 哗啦啦！！ The dust twinkling lowers, Luo Su brings Duan Xinlan float to fall to the ground, in the hand is proposing one blade. 尘埃瞬息降下,罗素带着段心兰悬浮落地,手里提着一把断刀。 Originally, he wants to take the head of Thanos, such has the deterrent force, compelling the standard is also higher. 原本,他想提着灭霸的脑袋,那样更有威慑力,逼格也更高。 Does to a Thanos two meters five small physique unable to resist the thunder baptism, he can only make to put up with the blade with this suddenly. 奈何灭霸两米五的小身板没能抗住雷霆洗礼,他只能拿这把刀将就一下了。 Said , was also quick of eye and hand, otherwise this could not rescue the blade. 讲真,也就是眼疾手快,不然这把刀都抢救不下来。 „I just heard some people to speak the malicious remarks of master again......” “我刚刚听到有人再说法师的坏话……” Luo Su flickers move to flashes before to three people in front , the stay moment of line of sight face on Natasha and Gamora, Tony who finally aims at the broken mouth skin: „Tony Stark, what opinion do you have to our masters?” 罗素瞬移般闪现至三人面前,视线在娜塔莎和卡魔拉脸上停留片刻,最后对准碎嘴皮的托尼:“托尼・史塔克,你对我们法师有什么意见吗？” Three people of hearts one suddenly, Tony shakes the head decisively: „No, always I respect about the masters, they are in the team the most important member, without them has no way to save the world. Also, I vainly hope for to become a master since childhood!” 三人心头一突,托尼果断摇头:“没有,一直以来我对法师都十分敬仰,他们是团队中最重要的成员,没有他们就没法拯救世界。还有,我从小就梦想成为一名法师！” „Sounding to is really same.” “听起来就跟真的一样。” „Because real!” “因为就是真的！” The Tony serious face nods, then a thread of conversation revolution: „Takes the liberty to ask one, does this master mister, we know?” 托尼严肃脸点头,而后话锋一转:“冒昧问一句,这位法师先生,我们认识吗？” „I know you, but you do not know me.” “我认识你,但你不认识我。” Luo Su said: „I meet am more Tony Stark,...... black widow, but like your three, but also is really first.” 罗素说道:“我遇到过很多很多托尼・史塔克,还有……黑寡妇,但像你们三个这样的,还真是头一回。” Saying, Luo Su is not waiting for three people to respond, the mind impact sweeps away, read their memories. 说着,罗素不等三人反应过来,心灵冲击横扫,将他们的记忆读取了一遍。 The result and he imagines almost, the Tony three people have hung, the cause of death was related with Infinity Gem. 结果和他想象中差不多,托尼三人已经挂了,死亡原因都和无限宝石有关。 Tony dies of firing refers, Natasha and Gamora die of offering sacrifices of Soul Stone , that side Thanos and one group of little brothers die of Tony's sound finger/refer. 托尼死于打响指,娜塔莎和卡魔拉死于灵魂宝石的献祭,那边的灭霸和一群小弟则死于托尼的响指。 Perhaps is the Infinity Gem reason, after this group of people die , the soul not to the hell or the heaven, was delivered to at present this dimension directly. 或许是无限宝石的缘故,这群人死后灵魂没有去往地狱或天堂,直接被送到了眼前这个维度。 In this dimension, does not exist to be hungry and exhausted, the life was separated from the conventional concept. 在这个维度里,不存在饥饿和疲惫,生命脱离了常规概念。 Had the death, but after dying for five minutes, will resurrect same place, to playing the game was the same. 有死亡,但死亡五分钟后会原地复活,就跟打游戏一样。 Stated differently, Thanos is the in-app purchase player, has the spaceship to have the little brother, the Tony three people are the hell patterns, by blank slate condition resistance mighty force. 不同的是,灭霸属于氪金玩家,有飞船有小弟,托尼三人则是地狱模式,以白板状态对抗千军万马。 Just entered this dimension time, Thanos to defeating to take to heart, began to kill Tony over a hundred times personally. 刚进入这个维度的时候,灭霸对战败耿耿于怀,亲自动手杀了托尼上百次。 Afterward...... 后来…… Tired of! 厌了！ Thanos was sick, but Tony actually enjoys, every day cheerful seeking death provokes to the Thanos vertical middle finger. 灭霸厌烦了,但托尼却乐此不疲,每天欢快作死向灭霸竖中指挑衅。 In his words, this was the pleasure of being not much left. 用他的话来说,这是所剩无几的乐趣了。 Without food, without network, world, although is very big, but the scenery is the same, does not look for a pleasure to oneself, he will quickly turn not wants the good-for-nothing of no asking. 没有食物,没有网络,世界虽很大,但风景都一样,再不给自己找点乐子,他很快就会变成无欲无求的行尸走肉。 Natasha and Gamora feel a little truth, in addition idles is also idling, is accompanying his together seeking death. 娜塔莎和卡魔拉觉得有点道理,加上闲着也是闲着,就陪着他一起作死。 „Interesting soul......” “有趣的灵魂……” Luo Su both eyes shine, and holds the blade to insert Tony chest, analyzes it nowadays life form. 罗素双目放光,并掌成刀插进托尼胸口,分析其现如今的生命形式。 Pulls out the instance that acts in him, the large cave/hole ripples of Tony chest front are unceasing, liquid fusion restoration. 在他拔出手的瞬间,托尼胸前的大洞涟漪不断,液体般融合复原。 „Did you, what you make to me?” “你,你对我做了什么？” In the brain pains, the Tony three people of complexions are ugly, the synchronization withdraws with Luo Su maintains the distance. 脑中隐隐作痛,托尼三人脸色难看,同步退后和罗素保持距离。 „Turned under your memory, made the health examination to you while convenient, unfortunately, you have died very much again cannot die.” “翻了下你们的记忆,顺便给你做了个身体检查,很不幸,你们已经死得不能再死了。” „Memory is the personal privacy, you cannot like this do.” “记忆是个人隐私,你不能这么做。” „I know, but here I decide.” “我知道,但这里我说了算。” Luo Su shines own fist: „What's wrong, do you have the opinion?” 罗素亮了亮自己的拳头:“怎么,你有意见吗？” „That must not have!” “那必须没有啊！” Tony shakes the head decisively, is smiling obsequiously going forward: „Master mister, how do you two come?” 托尼果断摇头,谄笑着上前:“法师先生,你们两个是怎么来的？” „, Do you want to go out?” “哦,你想出去？” Luo Su selects the eyebrow to smile, proficiently makes contact with Tony's shoulder: „I can indeed leave here, the point is that why do I want to help you?” 罗素挑眉一笑,熟练搭上托尼的肩膀:“我的确可以离开这里,可问题是,我为什么要帮你呢？” In Tony eyes flashes through together none, under Natasha and Gamora speechless expression, points at two people saying: „After matter becomes, these two beautiful women are willing to pledge yourself.” 托尼眼中闪过一道精光,在娜塔莎和卡魔拉无语的表情下,指着两人说道:“事成之后,这两位美女愿意以身相许。” „It is not good, always thought that is taking advantage of somebody.” “不好吧,总觉得是在趁人之危。” „Without the matter, falls in love, both your sentiment I hope, where took advantage of somebody's precarious position!” “没有的事,一见钟情,双方你情我愿,哪里乘人之危了！” As the EXP rich retirement dregs male, the Tony's first eyes see Luo Su, knows that he is not the good goods, two people topic logical drift offs. 作为经验丰富的退役渣男,托尼第一眼看到罗素,就知道他不是什么好货色,两人的话题顺理成章跑偏了。 „!” “咳咳！” Duan Xinlan makes a fist coughs lightly two, first will remind Luo Su she to inform, secondly will remind Luo Su, will seek can look for her happily. 段心兰握拳轻咳两声,一来提醒罗素她会告密,二来还是提醒罗素,寻开心可以来找她。 „This is...... your woman friend?” “这位是……你的女性朋友？” „Well, can this you look?” “咦,这你都看得出来？” Luo Su makes noise surprisedly, worthily is Teacher Tony, on a world, Duan Xinlan pretends to be his girlfriend, one crowd of Spider-Man had not thought that has anything is not right. 罗素惊讶出声,不愧是托尼老师,上一个世界,段心兰冒充他女朋友,一群蜘蛛侠都没觉得有什么不对。 „Low key, was the past matter, I do not want to raise again.” “低调,都是过去的事儿了,我不想再提。” Tony beckons with the hand modestly, in the eye none flashes through again: „If I have not guessed wrong, she is the best friend of your girlfriend, unrequited loved you for sometime, but you were a man of great integrity, therefore rejected her confession repeatedly.” 托尼谦虚摆摆手,眼中精光再次闪过:“如果我没猜错,她是你女朋友的闺蜜,暗恋你有段时间了,而你是个正直的人,故而屡次拒绝了她的告白。” „Right, is this.” “没错,就是这样。” A Luo Su palm of the hand claps on Tony thigh, gives the thumbs-up saying: „Worthily was Teacher Tony, the vision is really accurate.” 罗素一巴掌拍在托尼大腿上,竖起大拇指道:“不愧是托尼老师,眼光真是太准了。” „Where where......” “哪里哪里……” Tony pulls a long face, rubs own thigh fast, this palm of the hand almost clapped the booklet his leg. 托尼绷着脸,飞快摩擦自己的大腿,这巴掌差点把他腿拍折了。 „Right, Teacher Tony, my here had the issue difficulty to be very long, wants to consult to you.” “对了,托尼老师,我这边有个问题困扰很久了,想向你请教一下。” Does not wait for Tony to respond, Luo Su opens the mouth to say directly: „I have a girlfriend, the sentiment is very good, some day she was duplicated by the evil forces, I had two girlfriends......” 不等托尼回应,罗素直接开口道:“我有一个女朋友,感情很好,有一天她被邪恶势力复制,我就有了两个女朋友……” „What, this good deed?” “什么,还有这种好事？” Tony stares the big eye, discovered that the Luo Su whole face despises, immediately was despising at heart: „Sorry, for a while explodes not without reason, you then said.” 托尼瞪大眼睛,发现罗素满脸鄙视,当即在心里鄙视了回去:“抱歉,一时有感而发,你接着说。” „The present situation is, I and two girlfriends live together......” “现在的情况是,我和两个女朋友同居中……” „What, do you and two teams leader live together?” “什么,你和两个队长同居？” The Duan Xinlan opening mouth, this matter she heard for the first time , has not listened to Ying Yingying to pass on the Eight Trigrams (gossip). 段心兰张大嘴巴,这种事她第一次听说,也没听英樱樱传过八卦。 Suddenly, she thinks that the previous Lord God space replica female Superman, holds breath immediately cold air. 猛然,她想到上一次主神空间的复制体女超人,当即倒吸一口凉气。 Luo Su brought unexpectedly the replica...... 罗素居然把复制体带出去了…… This is how possible! 这怎么可能！ „Shut up, here only then I can interrupt.” “闭嘴,这里只有我能插嘴。” Luo Su stared Duan Xinlan one ill-humoredly , to continue saying: „To me, each of them is the independent individual, did not exist to duplicate this saying. Gives up, is equal to the waste, does not give up, became the dregs male, I by the suffering, what to do should?” 罗素没好气瞪了段心兰一眼,继续说道:“对我而言,她们每个人都是独立个体,不存在复制这一说。放弃其中一个,等于人渣,一个都不放弃,就成了渣男,我内心备受煎熬,该怎么办？” Hehe, you may the vigor be happy! 呵呵,你就可劲儿乐吧！ Tony heart despises, but the thigh should hug must hug, today whether the retrieval freedom, can look his opened mouth. 托尼心头鄙视,但大腿该抱还是要抱的,今天能否重获自由,就看他这张嘴了。 „Felt personally, your cannot give up.” “个人觉得,你一个都不能放弃。” Tony said seriously: „This choice sounds the dregs, but sentimental matter, always by the charisma holding, one does not steal two not to snatch, does not deceive......” 托尼郑重道:“这种选择听起来很渣,可感情这种事,向来都是以人格魅力控股,一不偷二不抢,更不骗……” „, Among the matter with girlfriends, how can call to deceive, that called the love!” “呃,和女朋友之间的事儿,怎么能叫骗呢,那叫爱情！” „Made sense!” “太有道理了！” Luo Su nods again and again: „Teacher Tony, heard your like this saying that I worried not to have.” 罗素连连点头:“托尼老师,听到你这么说,我心里的顾虑一下就没了。” Tony: It‘s nothing, I saying that you want to hear. 托尼:没什么,我只是把你想听到的说出来罢了。 „Teacher Tony, here also questions wants to consult.” “托尼老师,我这里也有疑问想请教一下。” Before Duan Xinlan gathers up : „I have a friend, the boyfriend who she unrequited loves oneself best friend for sometime, vindicated repeatedly is resisted, strange pitiful, can you help her?” 段心兰凑上前:“我有个朋友,她暗恋自己闺蜜的男朋友有一段时间了,屡次表白被拒,怪可怜的,你能帮帮她吗？” (???) X4 (???)x4 Tony rolls the eyes, coughs to conceal lightly awkwardly, looked at unemotional Luo Su one, said: „I am not good at pursuing the man, but as a man, I can tell you very much responsiblily, you...... friend the boyfriend of best friend is also the superficial rejection, actually enjoys at heart very much, making her do not give up, one day will succeed.” 托尼直翻白眼,轻咳一声掩饰尴尬,瞄了面无表情的罗素一眼,说道:“我不擅长追男人,但作为一个男人,我可以很负责任地告诉你,你……朋友的闺蜜的男朋友也就是表面拒绝,心里其实是很享受的,让她不要放弃,总有一天会成功的。” Luo Su: Bah, Duan Xinlan friend the boyfriend of best friend was really the dregs! 罗素:呸,段心兰朋友的闺蜜的男朋友真是太渣了！ „This I also know, has the intensive means.” “这个我也知道,有没有速成的办法。” „Has.” “有。” Tony beckons, kibitzs to Duan Xinlan low voice. 托尼招招手,对段心兰小声支了个招。 Duan Xinlan knits the brows, shakes the head saying: „This is very difficult, I...... friend the boyfriend physical quality of best friend is very strong, Godzilla will turn him not to turn.” 段心兰皱眉,摇头道:“这恐怕很难,我……朋友的闺蜜的男朋友身体素质很强,哥斯拉翻了他都不会翻。” „Oh, therefore you have been defeated.” “唉,所以你才一直失败。” Tony sighed, vicious say/way: „The key of issue in the physical quality, did not lie in you found an excuse to him, in fact, you show a vc effervescence tablet, this/should dusk can faint.” 托尼叹了口气,老辣道:“问题的关键不在身体素质,在于你给他找了个借口,事实上,你就是放一颗vc泡腾片,该昏还是会昏的。” Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” Whom looks down upon, Duan Xinlan friend the boyfriend of best friend is very credible, can drink that is the orange taste. 看不起谁呢,段心兰朋友的闺蜜的男朋友很靠谱,一口就能喝出那是橙味的。