AE :: Volume #23 我讨厌主神Ⅴ

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In 517 A. D., human and dark lifeform the struggle of race broke out, this period was called the dark age by the professional. 公元517年,人类和黑暗生物的种族之争爆发,这一时期被专业人士称之为黑暗时代。 Many years of battle, the balance of war from deadlock to the incline, human picks the victory dawn. 多年争斗,战争的天秤从僵持到倾斜,人类摘得胜利曙光。 The dark lifeform was unwilling to be defeated, found the immortal sorceress to love beautiful......, sorceress Vivian Wei, to the human city dissemination fatal plague, the oath must exterminate human thoroughly. 黑暗生物不甘失败,找到不朽女巫爱丽……咳咳,女巫薇薇安・尼薇,对人类城市散播致命瘟疫,誓要将人类彻底灭绝。 King Arthur talked with Vivian Wei, the place under the wryneck subtree of Pondor mountain. 亚瑟王约谈薇薇安・尼薇,地点在彭德尔山的一棵歪脖子树下。 The negotiations on the same day, King Arthur leads master Merring and round table knight, valiant spirited, arrived in the Pondor mountain enormously and powerful. 谈判当天,亚瑟王带着法师梅林以及圆桌骑士,雄赳赳气昂昂,浩浩荡荡抵达了彭德尔山。 Vivian Wei nothing more to be said that she is the powerful non- dead, in the king , the blood empress and lake rivers and lakes bandit number sorceress the female monster. 薇薇安・尼薇这边没啥好说的,她本人是实力强大的不死者,江湖匪号女巫之王、血皇后、湖中女妖。 In addition, Pondor mountain or sorceress supreme headquarters, at that time sorceress and dark lifeform active center. 除此之外,彭德尔山还是女巫大本营,当时女巫和黑暗生物活跃的中心。 The old ladies burn powerful, the body of not dying, little brother Little Sister are under innumerable, raises the arm shouts, does not use the witchcraft, person of saliva can be drown to death King Arthur, what having is good to fear? 老娘辣么强大,还是不死之身,手下小弟小妹无数,振臂一呼,不用巫术,一人一口唾沫就能淹死亚瑟王,有什么好怕的? Vivian Wei like this is thinking, then the Little Sister became 25 young, stands completely that side the round table knight, the little brother sees Merring to brandish imposing 7200 jin (0.5 kg) law sticks, frightens turns around runs. 薇薇安・尼薇这么想着,然后小妹成了二五仔,全部站到圆桌骑士那边,小弟见梅林将七千二百斤的法杖抡得虎虎生风,吓得掉头就跑。 She by King Arthur by the sword of sneak attack King, was cut in the head/number of people. 她本人则被亚瑟王以王者之剑偷袭,剁掉了项上人头。 Because the body of Vivian Wei not dying, King Arthur is divided into six her, delivered to the end of the world...... 因为薇薇安・尼薇是不死之身,亚瑟王将她分成六份,送到了世界尽头…… Un, is about England, Scotland as well as Northern Ireland these places, at best a additional Dunkirk. 嗯,大致是英格兰、苏格兰以及北爱尔兰这些地方,充其量加一个敦刻尔克。 Cannot be far, the far horse was too tired to move any further again! 不能再远了,再远马儿就跑不动了! Hell Baron: The blood empress rises 【地狱男爵:血皇后崛起】 Just arrived at reincarnator of this world to be very confused, because the surface is the world of proper human, intrinsic actually finding at everywhere dark lifeform. 刚来到这个世界的轮回者们很迷茫,因为表面是正经人类的世界,内在却随处可见黑暗生物。 In addition, the clergy and government extraordinary parts exceptionally are also active. 除此之外,神职人员和政府特殊部门也异常活跃。 A superficial proper world! 一个表面正经的世界! reincarnator judge, everyone showing his own forte, the truth of investigation world, finally confirmed is throws the street......, is the world of update hell Baron. 轮回者们做出评价,八仙过海各显神通,调查世界的真相,最终确认了是扑街……咳咳,是新版地狱男爵的世界。 The reason simple and crude, this edition of hell Baron is too ugly, knocked chen more than the old version, can recognize. 理由简单粗暴,这版的地狱男爵太丑,比老版磕碜多了,一眼就能认出来。 Because Lord God disrupts each squad, invests the plot again randomly the way, making numerous reincarnator think the group fought the pattern, therefore routine started to stand in line. 因为主神将各个小队打乱,再随机投入剧情的方式,让一众轮回者们想到了团战模式,所以习惯性开始站队。 They recall the plot, discovered that side blood empress Alice the advantage is very big, so long as successfully helps it open the gate of hell, the group fights is sure of success. 他们回忆剧情,发现血皇后爱丽丝那边优势很大,只要成功帮其打开地狱之门,团战可谓稳操胜券。 Regards the angle of matter to be different, the acquired answer is also entirely different. 看待事情的角度不同,获得的答案也就截然不同。 Another wave of reincarnator believes that so long as found part of blood empress Mila body ahead of time, its conceals, the gate of hell do not want to open again forever. 另一波轮回者认为,只要提前找到血皇后米拉身体的一部分,再将其藏藏好,地狱之门就永远别想开启。 At the appointed time they brush the sensitivity, with the aid of the hell the strength of Baron and clergy and extraordinary part, the group fought is basically steady. 届时他们刷刷好感度,借助地狱男爵以及神职人员、特殊部门的力量,团战基本就稳了。 Therefore, both sides started the first contest at the challenge match. 于是,双方在擂台赛展开了第一场较量。 That evening, the hell Baron looks for the missing agent old friend, has not thought, the old friend had been infected by the vampire, refuses to acknowledge family, the violent disposition sends greatly. 那晚,地狱男爵找失踪的特工老友,不曾想,老友已被吸血鬼感染,六亲不认,狂性大发。 A hell Baron hand slides, loses the good friend at the scene. 地狱男爵一个手滑,当场痛失挚友。 Two side reincarnator enter the stadium, hits that to call a cruelty, destroys two blocks directly, all was on the wanted list of government. 两方轮回者入场,打得那叫一个残暴,直接摧毁两条街区,全都上了政府的通缉名单。 Brain fluid hit, male lead also saw, how hasn't Lord God given mission? 脑浆子都打出来了,男主角也看到了,怎么主神还没给任务 A reincarnator face compelled, to decide first to have a look ignorant to say again. 轮回者们一脸懵逼,决定先看看再说。 Then, several unlucky eggs were found following the traces by the extraordinary part one after another, rise spiritedly to revolt, then turned into the hornet's nest. 就这样,陆续有几个倒霉蛋被特殊部门顺着蛛丝马迹找到,奋起反抗,然后变成了马蜂窝。 The other reincarnator regret, decide to cultivate the behavior low-key, hiding by day and come out at night cautious observation plot. 余下的轮回者懊悔不已,决定低调做人,昼伏夜出小心翼翼观察剧情。 As the plot launches, they discovered that this world upper limit is very high, the hell Baron does not have the movie to display the vegetable/dish, the strength of extraordinary part is also highly regarded. 随着剧情展开,他们发现这个世界上限很高,地狱男爵并没有电影表现得那么菜,特殊部门的力量也不可小觑。 In three giants with plot give an example, selects one to come out casually, can make reincarnator be thrown into confusion some little time. 拿剧情中的三个巨人举例,随便挑一个出来,就能让轮回者们手忙脚乱好一会儿。 Invulnerability, strength is greatly infinite, one rose the myth plot from the magic plot. 刀枪不入、力大无穷,一下就从魔幻剧情上升到了神话剧情。 Lord God does not have mission, continue hit is not a matter. 主神没有任务,继续打下去也不是个事儿。 Two side reincarnator cautious contacts, broadminded, decides to put down the beforehand gratitude and grudges, jointly advanced together waits for the plot to finish. 两方轮回者小心翼翼接触,胸襟开阔,决定放下之前的恩怨,携手共进坐等剧情结束。 Then...... 然后…… Also is wave of reincarnator appears. 又是一波轮回者出现。 This wave of reincarnator brings the important intelligence, they had transited a plot, Hell Baron: The blood empress rises Is second. 这波轮回者带来重要情报,他们已经过渡了一个剧情,【地狱男爵:血皇后崛起】是第二个。 One group of people gather together discussed, judged this and group fights does not have any relations, were again useless, Lord God will not issue mission on own initiative. 一群人聚在一起商议,判断这次和团战没有任何关系,再等也没用,主神不会主动颁发任务 To obtain to hide mission, or jumps out of the infinite world, but must start from the plot. 想获得隐藏任务,或者跳出无限的世界,还得从剧情下手。 Learns from another's mistakes, does not come following the plot good, that subverts the big result, opens the gate of hell thoroughly. 有前车之鉴,顺着剧情来不行,那就颠覆大结局,彻底打开地狱之门。 Has the agreement, naturally has the opposition, tearing to pieces the facial skin is a miserable war. 有同意的,自然就有反对的,撕破脸皮又是一场惨战。 Finally, stand blood empress that side reincarnator of wins, they found the spare part of Alice, puts together splicing to meet its resurrecting. 最终,站血皇后那边的轮回者大胜,他们找到爱丽丝的零部件,拼拼接接将其复活。 The sorceresses are powerful, remains the lead halo of Resident Evil series, the charm and dark Crown of Thorns that the recaption loses, successfully called past that group of little brothers. 女巫实力强大,残留生化危机系列的主角光环,取回失去的魔力和黑暗荆棘王冠,成功召集了当年那批小弟。 The Little Sister has not wanted, 25 young who the round table knight show muscle was cancelled, were all killed by her at the scene. 小妹没要,圆桌骑士秀秀肌肉就被勾走的二五仔,全被她当场打杀了。 The hell Baron enters the stage, throws the street! 地狱男爵出场,扑街! Due to the promotion of reincarnator, the plot fights in utmost ying London, the hell Baron to defeat Alice, has to draw out King Arthur the sword of King. 轮回者们的推动下,剧情转战至大嘤帝国伦敦,地狱男爵为了击败爱丽丝,不得不拔出亚瑟王的王者之剑。 The sword of King can only draw out by the later generation of King Arthur, is very skillful, the hell Baron just has this qualifications. 王者之剑只能由亚瑟王的后人拔出,很巧,地狱男爵刚好有这个资格。 His father came from the fiendish person of hell, mother is a sorceress, the genealogy upward number, it is said is the King Arthur daughter's daughter's daughter...... 他的父亲是来自地狱的魔王,母亲是一名女巫,族谱向上数,据说是亚瑟王女儿的女儿的女儿…… In brief, the hell Baron as two King descendants, since birth is a King, bringing extinguishes the world the fate. 总之,地狱男爵作为两界的王者后代,生来就是一个王者,也自带灭世的宿命。 Once he draws out the sword of King, the natural disposition in within the body devil will recover, the gate of hell will also open because of him. 一旦他拔出王者之剑,体内魔鬼的本性就会复苏,地狱之门也会因他而开启。 Finally, under fearful and apprehensive of reincarnator, the hell Baron drew out the sword of King, the abyss crack tore London. 终于,在轮回者们的心惊胆战下,地狱男爵拔出了王者之剑,深渊裂缝撕扯伦敦大地。 Gate of opening hell! 地狱之门开启了! „......” Xn “……”xn This had a while, hell big khaki cloth of reaching an agreement? 这都有一会儿了,说好的地狱大军呢? In the field, the hell Baron lifts up high the sword of King, dashing. 场中,地狱男爵高举王者之剑,雄姿英发。 Side is blood empress Alice, two people static and other hell lifeform appear, long time does not have a sound. 旁边是血皇后爱丽丝,两人静等地狱生物出现,却半晌都没一点动静。 Strange awkward. 怪尴尬的。 Lost the hell Baron face of wisdom to compel ignorant, the blood empress was various types cannot think through, reincarnator were not so. 失了智的地狱男爵一脸懵逼,血皇后也是各种想不通,轮回者们则不然。 The plot presents the deflection, they bet right, hidden mission of Lord God must open! 剧情出现偏转,他们赌对了,主神的隐藏任务就要开启了! Roar roar roar-” “吼吼吼--” dragon of roaring recited from the abyss crack spreads, as the head and sharp claws of bone dragon found out, the pressure of hell fiendish person rank swept away the London sky land, brought haze for the whole world. 咆哮的龙吟从深渊裂缝中传出,随着骨龙的头颅和利爪探出,地狱魔王级别的威压横扫伦敦天空大地,为整个世界带来一片阴霾。 reincarnator swallowed a saliva, is observing this fiendish person who cautiously rides the bone dragon, prayed that mission of Lord God is not and he fights. 轮回者们咽了口唾沫,小心翼翼观察着这位乘坐骨龙的魔王,祈祷主神的任务不是和他掐架。 Without the means that appearance that seemingly cannot be victorious. 没办法,貌似打不过的样子。 Well, was this fiendish person...... I misread, he seemingly in wind blood.” “咦,这个魔王……是不是我看错了,他貌似在飙血。” Yes, the mount bone dragon is also tattered, the right bone wing obviously was small left......” “是啊,坐骑骨龙也破破烂烂的,右边的骨翼明显小了左边一圈……” Shortsighted fellow, you do not understand!” “目光短浅的家伙,你们懂个屁!” Senior pushes the eyeglasses, after flashing through the wisdom the ray, is calm: This called the Goths style death style, devil, religion, darkness and other factors to constitute together, the broken back was the terrifying gloomy evil beauty, will not appreciate let alone words.” 一名资深者推推眼镜,闪过智慧的光芒后,淡定道:“这叫哥特式死亡风格,魔鬼、宗教、黑暗等因素共同构成,残破的背后是恐怖阴暗的邪恶之美,不会欣赏就别说话。” Originally is this, I understood.” “原来是这样,我懂了。” The people unclear sleep/felt is severe, but wore the fellow of eyeglasses to say is reasonable, one after another, moreover his number of words were many, listened to his good. 众人不明觉厉,但戴眼镜的家伙说得很有道理,一套一套的,而且他字数多,就听他的好了。 The bone dragon circles in the sky, the fiendish person seeks, sees the hell Baron of sword of hand-held King, immediately complexion one happy. 骨龙在天空盘旋,魔王四下寻找,看到手持王者之剑的地狱男爵,当即面色一喜。 Hanouz Romania , Morocco!” “阿努・恩・罗摩!” The fiendish people read the name of hell Baron, jumped to leap from the bone dragon jumps down, several strides then arrived its front. 魔王念出地狱男爵的名字,纵身一跃从骨龙背后跳下,几个大步便来到其面前。 Similarly is the red skin, similarly is the head lives two horns, and has the flame royal crown, also behind has a long-tail, the Baron except for is shorter than on some fiendish person, almost difficult minute/share each other. 同样是红色皮肤,同样是头生双角且拥有火焰王冠,也同样背后有一条长尾,男爵除了比魔王矮上一些,几乎难分彼此。 „Are you?” “你是?” The hell Baron corners of the mouth tic, roughly understood anything. 地狱男爵嘴角抽抽,大致明白了什么。 Child, you also looked, I was your father!” “孩子,想必你也看出来了,我是你爸爸啊!” The fiendish people make noise excitedly, the sighted person did not speak the code words, the past years was he does the Baron mother's belly in a big way. 魔王激动出声,明人不说暗话,当年是他把男爵母亲的肚子搞大了。 „......” Xn “……”xn Although looked that the appearance can guess correctly the answer, but one group of people cannot bear scratch the head, where always finds it strange. 虽说看长相就能猜出答案,但一群人还是忍不住直挠头,总觉得哪里怪怪的。 The hell of this world...... 这个世界的地狱…… The style is not serious! 画风一点也不严肃! Words were not many said that quickly gate of closure hell, again late without enough time.” “话不多说,赶快将地狱之门关闭,再晚就来不及了。” The fiendish people turned the head to look at gate of the hell, in the eye flashed through dread thickly, see the Baron also to say anything, a palm of the hand held down it to grasp the wrist/skill of sword of King. 魔王转头瞄了眼地狱之门,眼中闪过浓浓畏惧,见男爵还要说些什么,一巴掌按住其握着王者之剑的手腕。 The big hand grasps the small hand, the backhand then inserts! 大手握小手,反手便是一插! The Baron detected that fearing intent of fiendish person, the reason of surviving and seeks livehood wanting to make him obey the order, sword blade pricked the instance of land, tearing city the gate of hell merged slowly. 男爵察觉到魔王的惧意,残存的理智和求生欲让他听从命令,剑锋刺入大地的瞬间,撕裂城市大地的地狱之门缓缓合并了起来。 The hell front door closure, the Baron and fiendish person simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform sits falls to the ground. 地狱大门关闭,男爵和魔王齐齐坐倒在地。 The Baron intelligence is sober, remembering oneself is one human, extremely regretted to the behavior that opening the hell summon extinguishes the world. 男爵神智清醒,想起自己是一个‘人类’,对打开地狱召唤灭世的行为万分后悔。 Is good because of the gate of hell, although opens, does not have the hell army to arrive at the world, only runs a fiendish person, is his father. 好在地狱之门虽然打开,却没有地狱大军降临人间,只跑出一个魔王,还是他爸爸。 Has not made the big mistake reluctantly, the Baron not only regret and rejoices. 勉强没有铸成大错,男爵既后悔又庆幸。 The fiendish people sit on the ground, relaxes ruthlessly: Boy, later I do not walk in the world, you have several palaces, first divides my one.” 魔王一屁股坐在地上,狠狠松了口气:“小子,以后我就在人间不走了,你有几座宫殿,先分我一个。” „, I live in U.S.A, the unit dormitory.” “呃,我住美帝,单位宿舍。” „?” “?” The Baron and fiendish person are dumbfounded, at this time, the nearby blood empress responded finally, is being one reproves to the Baron. 男爵和魔王大眼瞪小眼,这时,边上的血皇后终于反应过来,对着男爵便是一顿训斥。 „Are you doing, why suddenly the gate of closure hell?” “你在干什么,为什么突然关闭地狱之门?” Then, she turns the head to open to the fiendish person spurts: You, why want him to close the gate of hell, do you also match to be the fiendish person? The hell what's the matter, why like this passes for a long time, doesn't see the hell lifeform to come?” 说完,她转头对着魔王开喷:“还有你,为什么要他关上地狱之门,你也配做魔王?地狱是怎么回事,为什么这么长时间过去,都不见地狱生物现身?” Did not have the hell, all died......” “没有地狱了,全都死了……” The fiendish people sighed, have a lingering fear: Hell was razed to the ground, entire vanishes does not see, seven big fiendish people only remain my one, the head of Satan was also cut.” 魔王叹了口气,心有余悸:“地狱被夷为平地,整个消失不见,七大魔王只剩我一个,就连撒旦的脑袋也被砍了下来。” Roar roar roar!!” “吼吼吼!!” The fiendish people said, the bone dragon of upper air flutters to fall to the ground, the skeleton dragon's head hides under in bone the wing, dragon body trembles, a still shaken appearance. 魔王说完,高空的骨龙振翅落地,骷髅龙头藏于骨翼下,龙躯瑟瑟发抖,一副惊魂未定的模样。 The hell did not have...... 地狱没了…… What do you mean? 什么意思? reincarnator look at each other in blank dismay, in the fiendish person words the meaning is too profound, they cannot understand. 轮回者们面面相觑,魔王话中含意太深刻,他们听不懂。
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