AE :: Volume #22 我讨厌诸神

#1192: This elects the god king, is not the beauty contest


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I in view of anyone, I did not mean that was...... says in everyone of sitting is the idle talk that the nonsense was inferior.” “我不是针对谁,我是说在坐的各位都是……说得都是狗屁不如的废话。” Luo Su has swept the audience indifferently, provokes the big piece anger instantaneously, he thinks little completely, he must become the man of god king, will fear that this crowd did point at the instigation goods that the nose is scolding does not dare to answer back? 罗素冷眼扫过全场,瞬间撩拨起大片火气,他完全不以为意,他可是要成为神王的男人,会怕这群被指着鼻子骂都不敢还嘴的怂货? Obviously is impossible! 显然不可能! In the main hall, the depressing angry respite continuously, Luo Su narrows the eyes to focus about to look, is no one dares to look at each other with him. 大殿内,压抑的愤怒喘息连续不断,罗素眯着眼左右看去,皆是没人敢和他对视。 Hehe, god?” “呵呵,神?” Jeered lowly, is flooding despising of not mincing matter. 一声低嘲,充斥着毫不掩饰的鄙夷。 The gods are listening both ashamed and angry, whom only waits to raise the standard of revolt, then with crusades against conceited Luo Su together. 众神听着既羞愧又恼怒,只等有谁揭竿而起,便跟着一起讨伐狂妄自大的罗素 However not. 然而并没有。 „The sun god, today's conference is very important, you are also one of the god king candidates, do not pester endlessly here, flaunts the prestige to disrupt the conference site order by the military force.” “太阳神,今天的会议十分重要,你也是神王的候选人之一,不要在这里胡搅蛮缠,以武力逞威扰乱会场秩序。” The Hades forehead blue vein jumps, sees Luo Su to enter the stage, his one fearful and apprehensive, sees its domineering to suppress the audience, the heart is more anxious. 哈迪斯额头青筋直跳,看到罗素出场,他就一阵心惊肉跳,见其强势压制全场,心头更加不安。 What's wrong, the yama thought where I was wrong?” “怎么,冥王觉得我哪里说得不对?” Luo Su waves to invert the black flame big sword in the place, hehe sneers, the back shadow climbs up the shoulder, changes to the grinning fiendishly face of devil: Who and yama is the same, thought that my sun god was wrong, now can stand, I accompany him to practice alone, quite makes him know that...... I said right.” 罗素挥手将黑焰大剑倒插在地,嘿嘿冷笑一声,背后影子爬上肩头,化作魔鬼的狞笑面孔:“有谁和冥王一样,觉得我太阳神说得不对,现在可以站出来,我单独陪他练练,好让他知道……我说得都对。” Sun god!!” “太阳神!!” Yama!!” “冥王!!” Luo Su both eyes flash through the black glow, the strange shadow jumps dozens meters, makes threatening gestures sky over the main hall, rampantly to the extreme. 罗素双目闪过黑芒,诡异黑影飙涨数十米,在大殿上空张牙舞爪,嚣张到了极点。 Artemis looks at the double pupil to cut the water, worthily is the man who she settles on, the overbearing appearance is good to lead. 阿尔忒弥斯看得双眸剪水,不愧是她看中的男人,霸道的样子好帅。 Gurgle!” x2 “咕嘟!”x2 Well, how is two? 咦,怎么是两声? Artemis knits the brows to look, wants to know is the young prostitute who which is not concerned about face pounds, is greedy the body of her man. 阿尔忒弥斯皱眉看去,想知道是哪个不要脸的小婊砸,馋她男人的身子。 Turns the head, she saw unbearably anxious Heka, that stance, is the present person are many are meeting, otherwise has thrown. 一转头,她就看到了急不可耐的赫卡忒,那架势,也就是现在人多正开会,不然已经扑上去了。 Bah, thing that is not concerned about face! 呸,不要脸的玩意! Artemis angry snort/hum, decides, from now on, the moment will not leave follows side Luo Su, will not give Heka the opportunity is not missed. 阿尔忒弥斯恼怒哼了一声,打定主意,从现在开始,一刻不离跟在罗素身边,绝不给赫卡忒可趁之机。 The imposing manner confrontation moment, Hades cold sweat directing current, clenches jaws saying: „The sun god thought that the gods said not right, what respected opinion do you have?” 气势对峙片刻,哈迪斯冷汗直流,咬牙切齿道:“太阳神觉得众神说得都不对,那你有什么高见?” Respected opinion is far from, occupies the principle compared with everyone merely.” “高见谈不上,仅仅比各位占理而已。” Luo Su waves to aim at Hades: Yama said that the chaos caused by war period compared in the past, the gods should not abandon the past animosity, put down once gratitude and grudges, worked as one to resist the invasion of monster clan.” 罗素挥手指向哈迪斯:“冥王说了,战乱时期不比往常,众神应该摒弃前嫌,放下曾经的恩怨,同心协力对抗妖族的入侵。” Right, I said.” “没错,我说了。” „Are you like this do?” “那你是这么做得吗?” Luo Su sneers, said the Hades complexion to be embarrassed , to continue saying: Cannot look at your false faces, acts one way to our face and another behind our back , but also plays to manipulate strategically that set.” 罗素冷笑一声,说得哈迪斯脸色难堪,继续道:“就看不得你们这张虚伪面孔,当面一套背后一套,都什么时候了,还玩勾心斗角那一套。” The voice falls, the old gods all were look not indignation, the new generation gods give Luo Su to select a to praise silently. 话音落下,老神明们皆是面露不忿,新生代神明默默给罗素点了个赞。 Worthily is the frank sun god, this set of excuse, in principle! 不愧是光明磊落的太阳神,这套说辞,在理! Your three.” “还有你们三个。” Luo Su puts out a hand to refer to Poseidon and Hestia, virtue black ink very three sacred criteria continually: Zeus no doubt is not usually concerned about face, always makes some tommyrots, when Divine Mountain danger, his tiny step does not draw back, finally fights vigorously to perish.” 罗素伸手连指波塞冬、赫斯提亚、德墨忒尔三神:“宙斯固然平常不要脸,总做一些荒唐事,但神山危难之时,他寸步不退,最终力战而亡。” Poseidon: Zeus has not resulted in elects, otherwise he ran early! 波塞冬:宙斯没得选,不然他早跑了! Your three are the main forces of wartime of Titan, powerful far exceeds other various God, when the monster clan gets Divine Mountain, what your three are making?” “你们三个都是泰坦之战时的主力,实力强大远超其他诸神,可妖族打上神山时,你们三个在做什么?” Luo Su despises to say ruthlessly: Sea sovereign Poseidon threw the trident, feigns death the escape, two goddess all things take protecting oneself as first, usually in Divine Mountain on various non- achievement, when goes to war is not willing to use full power......” 罗素狠狠鄙视道:“海皇波塞冬丢了三叉戟,装死逃命,两位女神万事以自保为优先,平时在神山上就各种不作为,打仗时也不愿倾尽全力……” With all due respect, two, although is 12 Lord God, but there are you, what has to distinguish?” “恕我直言,两位虽是十二主神,但有没有你们,有什么区别?” „......” X2 “……”x2 Hestia and virtue black ink hears word, is very dumbfounded immediately, was said shamefully by Luo Su, cannot discover the reason of rebuttal. 赫斯提亚和德墨忒尔闻言,顿时哑口无言,被罗素说得无地自容,又找不出反驳的理由。 Old generation gods want to bring back the past authority, this does not have nothing right, way things should be...... why, but, to depend on you to live for a long time?” “老一代神明想取回昔日的权柄,这没什么不对,人之常情……但凭什么,就凭你们活得久?” „The gods of new generation are not willing to concede the power, is right, on whose buttocks no matter what sits the throne not to let......, but why, because you do live well?” “新生代的神明不愿让出权力,也对,任谁屁股上坐着王位都不想让出去……但凭什么,就因为你们生得好?” In my opinion, you rubbish the wordy big pile, said over and over again also not because of the power dispute!” “在我看来,你们废话啰嗦一大堆,说来说去还不是因为权力争执!” Luo Su observes the situation the audience, the gods all are low the head, the previous time is he convinces people by reasoning, this time convinces people by reasoning, the significance is entirely different. 罗素环视全场,众神皆低下头颅,上一次是他以理服人,这次则是以理服人,意义截然不同。 I have a suggestion, does not know , said does not work as to say?” “我有个建议,不知当讲不当讲?” „Does the sun god want to depend on the ownership of military force decision god king?” “太阳神想靠武力决定神王的归属?” The gods all are silent, only has Hades to make noise, exposes the Luo Su sinister intention promptly. 众神皆是沉默,唯有哈迪斯出声,及时点破罗素的险恶用心。 Of course not, the yama underestimated me, if I coveted the position of god king, had begun, why to wait till today?” “当然不是,冥王太小看我了,如果我觊觎神王之位,早就动手了,何必等到今天?” Luo Su shot a look at Hades one , to continue saying: Moreover, even if not begin today, tomorrow I will still begin. Who was the god king, I kill it at the scene, then chooses one, kills him again, becomes the god king to me.” 罗素瞥了哈迪斯一眼,继续说道:“况且,即便今天不动手,明天我也会动手。谁做了神王,我就当场将其打死,然后再选一个,再把他打死,一直到我成为神王。” „The sun god, whom are you threatening?” “太阳神,你在威胁谁?” No one has, I expressed my attitude, although the god king was good, but I did not remember in this.” “谁都没有,我只是表示自己的态度,神王虽好,但我志不在此。” Luo Su said: Two generations of gods refuse to accept mutually, nothing but does not feel fairly, I have the voting system that both sides are willing to accept.” 罗素说道:“两代神明相互不服,无非是觉得不公平,我有一个双方都愿意接受的投票制度。” „......” Xn “……”xn The gods talked in whispers, no one stood the opposition, decided first to listen to the opinion of Luo Su. 众神窃窃私语,没人站出来反对,决定先听听罗素的意见。 Without the means that his fist is biggest, looked that the stance knows, who does not make him speak, whom he punches unable to speak. 没办法,他拳头最大,看架势就知道,谁不让他说话,他就揍到谁不能说话。 Perhaps fired off, the person must hang in the big palace gate make the curtain screen. 没准打完了,人都得挂在大殿门上做帘子。 New god king must the personal character be noble, therefore election time, must have the maximum support level, just now is favored!” “新任神王必须品德高尚,故而选举的时候,要具备最高的支持率,方才是众望所归!” The Luo Su hesitation moment, said Athena's idea: Old generation gods are this war important battle efficiency, has the qualifications to join to vote to elect the link, 12 Lord God, or the past years experienced the gods of war of Titan to perform high service through hard work, a vote can represent two votes, under everyone intent how?” 罗素沉吟片刻,将雅典娜的主意说出来:“老一代神明是此战重要战斗力,有资格加入投票选举的环节,十二主神,或是当年经历了泰坦之战的神明劳苦功高,一票可以代表两票,大家意下如何?” Sounds also good.” “听起来还行。” Seemingly also only then this means that otherwise, do not know when must quarrel.” “貌似也只有这个办法了,不然的话,不知道要吵到什么时候。” A little owes, but can accept......” “有点亏,但可以接受……” „......” “……” The gods talked in whispers, finally tacitly approved the proposition of Luo Su. 众神窃窃私语,最后纷纷默认了罗素的提议。 Does not contract widowed contracts unevenly, the two sides do not suffer a loss, or the two sides suffer a loss just counter-balance, the issue was not the issue. 不患寡而患不均,两边都不吃亏,或者两边都吃亏刚好抵消,问题就不是问题了。 The Hades knitting the brows moment, thought that the issue is not big, according to the proposition of Luo Su, he still most was close to of position of god king. 哈迪斯皱眉片刻,觉得问题不大,按照罗素的提议,他仍是最接近神王之位的那一个。 Moreover, so long as Luo Su is not unreasonable, does not request to decide that with the military force value the god king belongs, he thanked heaven and earth. 而且,只要罗素不耍横,不要求用武力值决定神王归属,他就谢天谢地了。 Embarrassed saying that Hades is deliberately considering, he possibly and perhaps, 80% are not the Luo Su opponents. 说来惭愧,哈迪斯寻思着,他可能、或许、八成不是罗素的对手。 Such being the case, that......” “既然如此,那就……” Luo Su looked, finally said to Hestia: Goddess status is honored, should manage the general situation by you, therefore the matters concerned of counting voting quota, asked you.” 罗素四下看了看,最后对赫斯提亚说道:“女神身份尊贵,理应由你来主持大局,所以计数投票名额的事宜,就劳驾你了。” Hestia shows a faint smile: „The sun god was polite, Hestia can make the contribution to the gods, naturally cannot decline.” 赫斯提亚微微一笑:“太阳神客气了,赫斯提亚能为众神做出贡献,自然不会推辞。” „......” “……” Luo Su shows the whites of the eyes, this goddess mind is good to be small, runs on a bank her one unsuccessfully, never forgets by the present. 罗素翻翻白眼,这女神心眼好小,挤兑她一句碌碌无为,到现在还念念不忘。 Passed obviously nearly for one minute! 明明都过去快一分钟了! However this is also a good deed, Hestia will not at least vote to him. 不过这也是一件好事,至少赫斯提亚不会投票给他了。 Nearby, the square all round ghostdom three big judges draw back silently, Hades arranged them to count, now is hopeless. 一旁,公正无私的冥界三大审判官默默退下,原本哈迪斯安排他们来计数,现在是没戏了。 ...... …… I cast a Hades ticket, the yama personal character is noble, should for the new god king.” “我投哈迪斯一票,冥王品德高尚,理应为新任神王。” I cast a Hestia ticket, she is in Divine Mountain most ancient and most sacred gods......” “我投赫斯提亚一票,她是神山上最古老、最神圣的神明……” Luo Su: Which talent this is, points at the nose of woman to praise her to be old, this where is votes, clearly is looks to punch! 罗素:这是哪位人才,指着女人的鼻子夸她老,这哪里是投票支持,分明是找揍! I cast a Luo Su ticket, the sun god meritorious military service is remarkable, when war cuts two monster clans continually, but also opens the door of ghostdom, lets us avoid the calamity of body dying, has lasting achievements, should for the new god king.” “我投罗素一票,太阳神战功卓越,大战之时连斩两位妖族,还打开冥界之门,让我们免于身死之祸,功不可没,理应为新任神王。” Luo Su: Any situation, threw my...... damn, has not looked for the request! 罗素:什么情况,还有投我的……见鬼了,没找托啊! I cast a Athena ticket, the war disaster, should leads us by the wisdom and war goddess.” “我投雅典娜一票,战争祸乱,理应由智慧和战争女神领导我们。” „......” “……” I cast a Aphrodite ticket, have no reason, I like her.” “我投阿弗洛狄忒一票,没有理由,我就是喜欢她。” Luo Su: The brother stands firm, the true warrior dares to face the dreary life......, you have no response. 罗素:老哥稳住,真正的勇士敢于面对惨淡的人生……哦,你没啥反应。 I throw Sir Hades......” “我投哈迪斯大人……” „......” “……” I throw Athena......” “我投雅典娜……” I cast the Luo Su two tickets......” “我投罗素两票……” I cast a Hera ticket......” “我投赫拉一票……” „......” “……” After long time, Hades discovered that the situation is not right, all day Aphrodite who his solemn yama, unexpectedly the number of votes and reveals the thigh is flush, what ghost situation is this? 半晌后,哈迪斯发现情况不对,他堂堂冥王,居然票数和整天露大腿的阿弗洛狄忒齐平,这是什么鬼情况? Throws Aphrodite's that group of gods anything meanings, this elects the god king, is not the beauty contest! 投阿弗洛狄忒的那帮神明什么意思,这是选神王,不是选美! The Hades complexion is embarrassed, looks to Aphrodite of saying a word, felt oneself were been cloudy. 哈迪斯面色难堪,望向一言不发的阿弗洛狄忒,感觉自己被阴了。 I cast the Athena two tickets , she quite intelligent......” “我投雅典娜两票,呃,她比较聪明……” Heka is very disappointed, the like this many people, have not elected unexpectedly her, good! 赫卡忒一脸失望,这么多人,居然没有选她的,一个也好啊! Bah, cheap person! 呸,贱人! The Artemis heart is indignant, the body of greedy Luo Su, casts two tickets to Athena obviously unexpectedly, was not concerned about face simply the extreme. 阿尔忒弥斯心头愤愤,明明馋罗素的身子,居然还把两票投给雅典娜,简直不要脸到了极点。 ...... …… Finally, voting link to final critical moment. 终于,投票环节到了最后的关键时刻。 Neglects candidate who several are basically hopeless, number of votes highest two people respectively are Luo Su and Athena, two people hardly mutually high and low, Athena is higher, but Luo Su follows on the heels to nip very tightly. 忽略几名基本没戏的候选者,票数最高的两人分别是罗素和雅典娜,两人几乎不互相上下,雅典娜更高,但罗素跟在后面咬得很紧。 Later is Aphrodite, finally is Hades. 之后是阿弗洛狄忒,最后才是哈迪斯 (? Profit?) x2 (?益?)x2 What this is broken votes, who wants to come out? x2 这是什么破投票,谁想出来的?x2 Luo Su and Hades simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform depressed, static and other final 12 Lord God starts to vote, Hades is basically hopeless, only if all votes to him. 罗素哈迪斯齐齐郁闷中,静等最后的十二主神开始投票,哈迪斯基本没戏,除非全都投票给他。 Luo Su flusters one batch at heart, hands over the look toward Artemis continuously, the latter beams with joy, made the expression. 罗素心里慌得一批,连续朝阿尔忒弥斯递去眼神,后者眉开眼笑,做出懂了的表情。 You do not understand! 你懂个屁! Artemis, does not want......” 阿尔忒弥斯,不要……” Fairness that the sun god, please do not disrupt the voting, otherwise I will be very difficult to do.” “太阳神,请不要扰乱投票的公平性,不然我会很难做。” Hestia spoke softly to break, showed a faint smile toward Luo Su, smiles his scalp tingles, felt that tonight will be attacked. 赫斯提亚轻声细语打断,朝着罗素微微一笑,笑得他头皮发麻,感觉今晚会被袭击。 I cast the Poseidon two tickets!” “我投波塞冬两票!” ?(????)?......((( ;) ?(????)?……(((;) Under speechless of god, Poseidon wastes two tickets put on a high and mighty act, successfully broke the zero for oneself. 在众神的无语下,波塞冬趾高气昂浪费两票,成功为自己打破了零蛋。 What looks at to look, does not know is heavy in participating?” “看什么看,不知道重在参与吗?”
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