Divine Mountain, the familiar golden main hall, the Luo Su nostril enters the stadium upwards, gathers by Athena. 神山,熟悉的黄金大殿,罗素鼻孔朝天入场,凑到雅典娜旁边。 It is not intentionally, but is he should stand by Athena, one of the 12 Lord God ‚war-god’ seat. 不是故意的,而是他就该站在雅典娜旁边,十二主神之一‘战神’的席位。 This is a good position, was Ares, the left hand Athena, right hand Aphrodite, again the right point is Artemis, the standard lead treatment, endures compared with second row by the window from the bottom. 这是一个好位置,原本属于阿瑞斯,左手边雅典娜,右手边阿弗洛狄忒,再右一点是阿尔忒弥斯,标准的主角待遇,堪比倒数第二排靠窗。 Thinks the father who again Ares is the god king, mother is the day later, the sweetheart is a sister-in-law, conformed to the lead person to suppose. 再一想阿瑞斯的老子是神王,母亲是天后,情人是嫂子,更加符合主角人设了。 Does to friends from childhood not to beat a day of falling thing, after Luo Su came, does not have his anything matter. 奈何青梅竹马不敌天降之物,罗素来了之后,就没他什么事了。 First Luo Su comes this twice is the person duel, this time comes watches the person duel, today he is not a lead, in addition the gods know this goods heart black stingy, although the god hates the person to tire, but no one is also willing to respond him. 前两次罗素来这是和人决斗,这次来是看人决斗,今天他不是主角,加上众神都知道这货心黑手狠,所以虽神憎人厌,但也没人愿意搭理他。 Luo Su is going against the nostril, observes the situation one to discover that no one jumps to stir up trouble, to own deterrent force is really satisfied, then calmly stands to be a handsome man. 罗素顶着鼻孔,环视一圈发现没人跳出来惹事,对自己的威慑力甚为满意,便静静站直做个美男子。 Still had the moment from the duel time, in the golden main hall has the most gods not, is just like 12 Lord God, except for him, on the scene, only then Hermes, Athena, Apollo, other have not come. 距离决斗时间尚有片刻,黄金大殿内有大半神明未至,好比十二主神,除了他,在场只有赫尔墨斯、雅典娜、阿波罗三人,其他一个没来。 Artemis, has not been because went to the duel place directly, accordingly, old generation gods that side Selene of not. 阿尔忒弥斯未至,是因为直接去了决斗地点,相应的,老一代神明那边的塞勒涅也不在。 In other 12 Lord God, Zeus and Hera are big shot, should enter the stage finally ; Hestia and virtue black ink, two goddess ten thousand years drops, Luo Su has not seen them ; Poseidon...... 其余十二主神中,宙斯和赫拉是大佬,理应最后出场;赫斯提亚和德墨忒尔,两位女神万年掉线,罗素至今都没见过她们;波塞冬…… Poseidon is a pickled cabbage fish , the acid, the vegetable/dish, is also unnecessary, the gods on Mount Olympus said that since was defeated by Luo Su, had not seen that he midnight shook blindly. 波塞冬就是一条酸菜鱼,又酸、又菜、又多余,奥林匹斯山上的神明表示,自从被罗素打败,就没看到他半夜瞎晃了。 Again then, only remains Hephaestus and Aphrodite this couple. 再然后,就只剩赫菲斯托斯和阿弗洛狄忒这两口子。 The Luo Su heart deliberately considered, if the material is not bad, Hephaestus according to the convention, will absent today. 罗素心头寻思,如料不差,赫菲斯托斯按照惯例,今天还是会缺席。 Has not come is also good, without this goods pushes down face/color price/value, 12 Lord God or the idol, will not be misunderstood the real power faction. 没来也好,没有这货拉低颜值,十二主神还是偶像派,不会被误会成实力派。 The palace fights the play also to fight the play on the palace, will not be misunderstood the god modern drama. 宫斗剧也就还是宫斗剧,不会被误会成神话剧。 However Aphrodite has not come is actually a little accidental/surprised, this woman most likes the banquet and so on situation, each time the splendid attire attendance is the audience focus, never lets off any opportunity of becoming the center. 不过阿弗洛狄忒没来却是有点意外,这女人最喜欢宴会之类的场合,每次盛装出席都是全场焦点,从不放过任何一个成为中心的机会。 To be honest, Luo Su feels unworthy for Hephaestus, hot tempered brother except for licking, meeting the person way one treats people are impeccable, because of Aphrodite, cannot gain ground repeatedly. 说实话,罗素为赫菲斯托斯感到不值,暴躁老哥除了舔了一些,接人待物无可挑剔,就是因为阿弗洛狄忒,才屡次抬不起头。 This being said that Aphrodite loose and fickle, only to the Hephaestus not false word usage, perhaps is a good deed. 可话又说回来,阿弗洛狄忒水性杨花,唯独对赫菲斯托斯不假辞色,或许是一件好事。 Considering Aphrodite is a faithful until death woman, accepts fate to the arranged marriage, is until death faithful to Hephaestus, finally will be fearful. 试想阿弗洛狄忒是个从一而终的女人,对包办婚姻认命,对赫菲斯托斯至死不渝,结果会非常可怕。 It is not Luo Su looks down upon Hephaestus, his height two meters movement myo- block, runs into Aphrodite, one year is less than must on the wheelchair. 不是罗素看不起赫菲斯托斯,就他那身高两米的移动肌块,遇到阿弗洛狄忒,一年不到就得上轮椅。 Without energy , there would be no strength to brandish the hammer ; Without time , there would be no thoughts to do the art ; Without patho , there would be no inspirational source. 没了精力,也就没力气抡锤子;没了时间,也就没心思搞艺术;没了悲情,也就没了灵感来源。 Naturally, this saying Luo Su also thinks at heart, the happiness of child non- fish who knows fish, he feels unworthy, does not think on behalf of Hephaestus like this. 当然了,这话罗素也就心里想想,子非鱼安知鱼之乐,他觉得不值,不代表赫菲斯托斯也这么想。 During the thought radiations, Luo Su detected a bad line of sight, after getting back one's composure, looked, the discovery is Apollo of clenching jaws. 思维发散之间,罗素察觉到一股不善的视线,回神后看了过去,发现是咬牙切齿的阿波罗。 That expression, snatched his elder sister to be the same with Luo Su! 那表情,就跟罗素抢了他姐姐一样！ Right, was I snatched your older sister, your my what? 没错,就是我抢了你姐姐,你奈我何？ ~( ~)( ~) ~ ~(~)(~)~ Luo Su imposing does not fear, is winking to various Apollo types, seeking death provokes the anger of opposite party generally. 罗素凛然不惧,对着阿波罗各种挤眉弄眼,作死一般撩拨对方的火气。 The situation he has asked that the Apollo doubtful elder sister controls, the contour is firm, has the beauty of male, but in Artemis is a younger brother, so long as he coaxed Artemis, Apollo was angry must suppress. 情况他都问过,阿波罗疑似姐控,外形阳刚,极具男性之美,但在阿尔忒弥斯就是个弟弟,只要他哄好了阿尔忒弥斯,阿波罗有气也得憋着。 Nearby, Hermes visits two people to have clashes of opinion with a laugh, Athena keeps silent far away from the Luo Su two steps. 一旁,赫尔墨斯笑呵呵看着两人闹矛盾,雅典娜则是默不作声远离罗素两步。 Suddenly, the crowd is in a tumult. 突然间,人群骚动。 Only hears outside the golden main hall to call out in alarm again and again, is the praise that a series of male god admiration and goddess envy, the rainbow fart is away from two li (0.5 km) brightly with many colors, unbearable stink. 只听到黄金大殿外惊呼连连,然后是一连串男神倾慕、女神羡慕的赞美之词,彩虹屁隔着二里地都五光十色,臭不可闻。 In the main hall, the new and old gods have doubts, Hermes runs quickly, runs out of the golden main hall vigorously, then...... 大殿里,新老神明疑惑不已,赫尔墨斯跑得快,一个健步冲出黄金大殿,然后…… The rainbow fart were also many a sound. 彩虹屁又多了一道声音。 The new and old gods have doubts, is poking head , more and more gods walks out to watch, outside the quick palace was noisy the food market. 新老神明更加疑惑,一个个探着头往外,越来越多的神明走出去观看,很快殿外就闹哄哄成了菜市场。 „Do not be crowded, everyone should not be crowded, first makes me have a look.” “不要挤,大家不要挤,先让我看看。” „Make way, I am sun god Luo Su, keeps off me dead!” “闪开,我是太阳神罗素,挡我者死！” „Who! Who touches my buttocks, I am male!” “谁！谁摸我屁股,我是男的啊！” „I saw, is Poseidon touches.” “我看见了,是波塞冬摸的。” „......” “……” The gods are so distressed , because Aphrodite came, puts on God of Love that succeeds in obtaining newly to fight the clothes. 众神之所以如此狼狈,是因为阿弗洛狄忒来了,穿着新到手的爱神战衣。 Seeing only Aphrodite long hair is floating, the enchanting body wraps the ice blue color to fight the clothes, the snow white flesh was covered by the white gauze, the partly visible monster flatters. 只见阿弗洛狄忒长发飘飘,妖娆身躯包裹冰蓝色战衣,雪白肌肤被白纱遮盖,若隐若现妖媚至极。 She the rare charming look, trades an elegantly beautiful makeup to accommodate today, the forehead intercool intent, was proudly entirely different from the past. 偏偏她今天少有妩媚神色,换了个冷艳的妆容,眉宇间冷意傲然,和往日截然不同。 The unattainable makings makeup accommodates, forms the strong contrast with the beautiful and bewitching war clothes, the attraction raises infinitely, the toxicant made one want to stop but cannot. 高不可攀的气质妆容,和妖冶战衣形成强烈反差,诱惑力无限拔高,毒药般令人欲罢不能。 Fights clothes beautiful, the person is more beautiful, both coincide inversion all living things, the fragrant wind place visited, regardless of the men and women, performs bows for its charm. 战衣美,人更美,两者相合颠倒众生,香风所过之处,不论男女,尽都为其魅力折腰。 Here bowing is the wording meaning, many male gods are bending the waist to walk. 这里的折腰是字面意思,好多男神都是弯着腰走路的。 „A woman turned you, what in your crowd of person brains installs is, can learn to control itself?” “一个女人就把你们拐了过来,你们这群人脑子里装得都是什么,能不能学会控制自己？” Luo Su pushes in the crowd, not straightening out the air/Qi is also strong, blames this crowd is not concerned about face smelly, harming him was greedy. 罗素挤在人群中,理不直气也壮,都怪这群臭不要脸的,害得他都馋了。 „Said really of pleasant to hear, do you do here?” “说得真好听,那你在这里干什么？” Hears the sound to transmit from, Luo Su had doubts very much, lowers the head saw...... own face. 听到声音从下方传来,罗素很是疑惑,低头就看到了……自己的脸。 (,) (,) Xun Yu who some are not concerned about face crawls on the ground, looks at its stance, is prepares to rush to side Aphrodite, then pretends to throw down, peeps its skirt bottom scenery. 某个不要脸的荀彧在地上爬行,看其架势,是准备跑到阿弗洛狄忒身边,然后假装摔倒,一窥其裙底风光。 Do not ask why Luo Su knows, because is experienced, in many novel movies is like this develops. 别问罗素为什么会知道,因为见多识广,很多小说电影里都是这么演的。 „You also had a face to say others!” “就你还有脸说别人！” Luo Su said the sound ill-humoredly, lifts the thing that the foot will not be concerned about face to trample but actually, then makes up two feet ruthlessly. 罗素没好气说了声,抬脚将不要脸的玩意踹倒,而后狠狠补上两脚。 „I am different, I was led by the crowd, look pushed down me.” “我不一样,我是被人群带过来的,这不,都把我挤倒了。” Ground is not concerned about face to keep off the Luo Su two feet, turns into the appearance of Poseidon, draws Luo Su to go out of the crowd, moves sideways to arrive at the main hall. 地上的不要脸挡下罗素两脚,变成波塞冬的模样,拉着罗素走出人群,闪身来到大殿边上。 Also is a change, Poseidon became Zeus, he wipes the foot wear impression that turns one's face: „Luo Su, when my god king Zhanyi does forge?” 又是一次变化,波塞冬成了宙斯,他抹掉脸上的鞋印:“罗素,我的神王战衣什么时候锻造好？” „Was quick, immediately, is building up!” “快了,马上,正在炼！” Luo Su spoke thoughtlessly to be perfunctory one. 罗素随口敷衍一句。 „Little deceived people, you simply have not cared, if you had Hephaestus's speed, my war clothes has come out.” “少骗人,你根本没放在心上,你要是有赫菲斯托斯的速度,我的战衣早就出来了。” Zeus gas channel/angrily said, his solemn god king, Mount Olympus's control, the greedy others' share, cannot endure unexpectedly simply. 宙斯气道,他堂堂神王,奥林匹斯山的主宰,居然只有眼馋别人的份儿,简直不能忍。 Also, fights the clothes for short distance watching, he will not push in the crowd, but also was stepped on with the foot on the face, easy he! 还有,要不是为了近距离观赏战衣,他也不会挤入人群,还被人用脚踩在脸上,容易吗他！ „Do not urge, slow work produces fine products, you more urge to be slower.” “别催,慢工出细活,你越催越慢。” Luo Su beckons with the hand: „Before said with you, your war clothes must arrange after Artemis, Athena, Aphrodite, now the Aphrodite's war clothing Hephaestus made, few person lines up, you should rejoice be.” 罗素摆摆手:“之前就和你说了,你的战衣要排在阿尔忒弥斯、雅典娜、阿弗洛狄忒之后,现在阿弗洛狄忒的战衣被赫菲斯托斯造了,少一个人排队,你应该高兴才是。” Bah, you clearly are the greedy their bodies! 呸,你分明是馋她们的身子！ Zeus heart despises, on the face asked modestly: „Your truth told me, how to handle Artemis?” 宙斯心头鄙视,脸上谦虚问道:“你实话告诉我,到底是怎么搞定阿尔忒弥斯的？” „What's wrong, do you want to study?” “怎么,你想学？” „No, asks.” “没有,就是问问。” „Do not ask that I said you cannot learn.” “别问了,我说了你也学不会。” „How don't you try to know? It is not I boasted, I study thing may be quick.” A Zeus face is discontented, thinks that Luo Su covers-up is not willing to tell him the secret. “你不试试怎么知道？不是我自夸,我这人学东西可快了。”宙斯一脸不满,认为罗素藏着掖着不肯把秘诀告诉他。 „Ok, do not put on airs, your what planned that I amn't clear?” “行了,别装模作样了,你什么打算我还不清楚？” Luo Su despised to shoot a look at Zeus to be the same, then embraced his shoulder, a two brothers' good stance, small sound said: „Actually you do not need to study from the start, pursuing girl matter nothing but demonstrates the special skill, but your special skill......” 罗素鄙夷瞥了宙斯一样,而后揽住他的肩膀,一副哥俩好的架势,小声道:“其实你压根不用学,追女孩这种事无非是展示特长,而你的特长……” „What's wrong, then said!” “怎么了,接着说啊！” „I am still thinking.” “我还在想。” „......” “……” „Your special skill is the status, you are kings of the god, this is the biggest advantage. Uses well, some are the god and person, and at sixes and sevens thing does everything to you on own initiative, from the start does not need you to pursue.” “你的特长就是身份,你是众神之王,这是最大的优势。好好利用起来,有的是神、人,以及乱七八糟的东西主动对你献殷勤,压根不需要你去追求。” „This truth I have long known.” “这个道理我早就知道了。” Zeus curls the lip, the split vision shoots a look at the throne to be pale Hera of face, moves sideways to vanish does not see, after the moment, goes out from the side hall. 宙斯撇撇嘴,余光瞥到王座边上铁青着脸的赫拉,一个闪身消失不见,片刻后从偏殿走出。 Does not know that but also thinks that he just came! 不知道的,还以为他刚来呢！ God king heaven later enters the stage, the gods do not dare hurriedly, to gaze after Aphrodite to turn the small waist to take a seat, stands in own position in turn. 神王天后出场,众神们不敢造次,目送阿弗洛狄忒扭着小蛮腰入席,依次站在自己的位置上。 Zeus starts the lengthy speech, in view of Artemis and Selene's battle, warned that the gods do not use something as a pretext, private contradictory are solved, cannot affect the Divine Mountain peace stable environment. 宙斯开始长篇大论,针对阿尔忒弥斯和塞勒涅的争斗,告诫众神不要借题发挥,私人矛盾自己解决,决不能影响神山和平安定的大环境。 Luo Su, without continues to flirt with the eyes with Aphrodite as usual, is not he does not think, but is near right hand Aphrodite changes players to suppose, today the principal iceberg beautiful woman route, after taking a seat, then sits respectfully. 罗素这边,没有和往常一样继续和阿弗洛狄忒眉来眼去,不是他不想,而是右手边的阿弗洛狄忒换了人设,今天主打冰山美人路线,入席后便正襟危坐。 Did not have Aphrodite not to relate, Athena, the Luo Su side first looked, only has a back of the head. 没了阿弗洛狄忒没关系,还有雅典娜,罗素侧头一看,只有一个后脑勺。 Un, very attractive back of the head. 嗯,很漂亮的后脑勺。 The anger flaming line of sight appears again, Luo Su curls the lip with Apollo to, decided that tonight looks for Artemis to complain, making her tidy up Apollo. 怒火熊熊的视线再次出现,罗素撇嘴和阿波罗对上,决定今晚去找阿尔忒弥斯告状,让她来收拾阿波罗。 „Mount Olympus was a whole............ back then............” “奥林匹斯山是一个整体……吧啦吧啦……想当年……吧啦吧啦……” Zeus rubbish the wordy big pile, swallowed a saliva saying: „I spoke of this, what idea did everyone has?” 宙斯废话啰嗦一大堆,咽了口唾沫道:“我就说到这,各位有什么想法吗？” „I have!” “我有！” Apollo sets out, the anger refers to Luo Su: „I take ‚the god of light’ the authority for the gambling stake, must with this bastard duel, bet his ‚the sun god’ authority.” 阿波罗起身,怒指罗素:“我以‘光明之神’的权柄为赌注,要和这混蛋决斗,就赌他的‘太阳神’权柄。” You must chat this, I may not be sleepy! 你要聊这个,我可就不困了！ That side the old gods came the spirit immediately, knows that Luo Su will not disappoint them, look after Ares, Apollo could not repress. 老神明那边顿时来了精神,就知道罗素不会让他们失望,这不,继阿瑞斯之后,阿波罗也按捺不住了。 „Does bastard, what chaotic you follow to pound?” “混蛋,你跟着捣什么乱？” Zeus is angry, the great happiness day, has the non- loyal son to come out to disturb each time, the previous time is Ares, this time is Apollo, cannot let him idly! 宙斯大怒,每次大喜的日子,都有不孝子出来捣乱,上次是阿瑞斯,这次是阿波罗,就不能让他清闲点吗！