AE :: Volume #22 我讨厌诸神

#1091: Zeus: I split


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Mount Olympus! 奥林匹斯山! The mountain high steep, grand, stands majestically above the land, as the center of the world, under the square people various Shenzhi was paid homage. 山高峻峭,雄伟壮丽,巍然耸立在大地之上,作为世界的中心,受诸神治下的四方民众膜拜。 This sacred mountain in the Greek mythology for ‚the place of light, the position is equivalent to the heaven of next door pleasingly, the gods, half gods and their servants live here. 这座神圣的高山在希腊神话中意为‘光之处’,地位相当于隔壁的天堂,众神、半神和他们的仆人居住在这里。 Refers to Guangmingding, generally is a meaning. 参考光明顶,大抵是一个意思。 The gods do not fall the world of mortals, the gods keep aloof, therefore this mountain is high. 众神不落凡间,众神高高在上,故而这座山非常高。 The mountain range is vertically and horizontally continuous, has the mountain peak of snow white white snow, there is a mountain valley of shadowy, the daybreak dawn, is dusk later cold moon/month, must after sprinkling this mountain range, possibly the landing world. 山脉纵横连绵,有皑皑白雪的山峰,也有绿树成荫的山谷,不论是黎明的曙光,还是黄昏后的冷月,都必须在洒满这片山脉之后,才可能降落世界。 This is the dignity of god, is symbolizing the aloof position of god, they in the summit build palace, and govern the world here. 这是属于神的威严,象征着众神的超然地位,他们在山顶建造宫殿,并在这里治理世界。 How to govern does not say, after all Zeus is not at home regularly, was discovered, is frequently sloppily dressed. 如何治理不好说,毕竟宙斯隔三差五不在家,被人发现的时候,也经常衣冠不整。 ...... …… The strong winds curl up, the sea of clouds disperses automatically. 狂风卷起,云海自动分散。 Zeus leads Luo Su and Ai E, in halfway up the mountainside, waves opens a channel, after the flight moment, before a long and narrow stone builds the stair stops. 宙斯带着罗素和艾娥,在半山腰处,挥手打开一条通道,飞行片刻后,才在一条石砌台阶前停下。 The stair stands tall and erect on straight, the main hall that the distant obvious colonnade haunches, as well as is covered with the brilliant garden of strange flower and grass. 台阶高耸直上,远方可见一条柱廊撑起的大殿,以及长满奇花异草的烂漫花园。 Then this segment path, we walks slowly.” “接下来这段路,我们慢慢走。” Why, in Divine Mountain also limits the sign?” “为什么,神山上也限牌?” The Luo Su doubts inquired, makes up one while convenient: You are kings of the god, have no reason also to lower the head before own.” 罗素疑惑询问,顺便补上一句:“你可是众神之王,没理由在自家门前还要低着头走。” The thunder flashes, the numerous...... the goddess run around calling for help, god king Weiyan can be inferred, this matter Zeus can speak irresponsibly. 雷霆一闪,众……女神奔走呼号,神王威严可见一斑,这种事宙斯能乱说。 He coughs lightly: On road told much, but I must confess several.” 他轻咳一声:“路上吩咐了不少,但我还是要交代几句。” You said.” “你说。” First, I need you to turn into a rampant arrogant person.” “首先,我需要你变成一个嚣张傲慢的人。” Zeus said: „The theocracy on Divine Mountain has assigned, remaining is the small lawful rights of some branch details, definitely cannot have a liking for with your arrogance.” 宙斯说道:“神山上的神权早已分配完毕,剩下都是一些旁枝末节的小权柄,以你的傲气肯定看不上。” Luo Su nods, the approval said: Right, either is best, either no, snatches the thing time, I never treat unjustly myself.” 罗素点头,认同道:“没错,要么最好,要么没有,抢东西的时候,我从不亏待自己。” Ai E:(??) 艾娥:(??) What does this matter have is quite proud? 这种事情有什么好骄傲的? Good, this.” “不错,就该这样。” Zeus commended looked at Luo Su one, continued saying: Powerful theocracy in 12 Lord God, or in some old fogy hands, 12 Lord God is led by me, that can only take from these old fogy hands.” 宙斯赞许看了罗素一眼,继续说道:“强大的神权都在十二主神,或是一些老家伙手里,十二主神由我率领,那就只能从那些老家伙手里拿了。” Luo Su says: Because these old fogies all are the worldly people, although is not obedient, but also never causes trouble on own initiative, therefore I am rampant, is arrogant, can have the reason to snatch the thing.” 罗素接过话:“因为那些老家伙个个都是人精,虽然不听话,但也从不主动惹是生非,所以我必须要嚣张,必须要傲慢,才能有理由抢东西。” Oh, you may be too intelligent.” “唉,你可太聪明了。” Zeus sighed again and again, he likes speaking with the smart person, a point passes. 宙斯连连感叹,他喜欢和聪明人说话,一点就通。 But words like this, I have an issue.” “可这样的话,我也有个问题。” What issue?” “什么问题?” Said you possibly not to believe that I natural disposition pure and good-hearted, did not abandon loves with freely, moreover facial skin also thin......” “说出来你可能不信,我这人生性纯良,不舍爱与自由,而且脸皮还薄……” Luo Su is suddenly coy, small sound said: Makes me fit out one rampantly domineering, lifts the hand without delay on the extremely arrogant disciple of hitting the face, I feared that I do not install like, what to do exposed?” 罗素突然扭捏起来,小声道:“让我装成一个嚣张跋扈,二话不说抬手就打脸的狂妄之徒,我怕自己装不像,暴露了怎么办?” ( ‚’ zhe zhe) x2 (‘’乛乛)x2 Do not take lightly yourself, you can say these words, the facial skin thick was rare on the world.” “别看轻自己,你能说出这句话,脸皮之厚就世所罕见了。” Zeus curls the lip, only wants to throw into the god pile Luo Su as soon as possible, quite makes him damage others. 宙斯撇撇嘴,只想尽快把罗素扔进神堆,好让他去祸害其他人。 Good, I play the role of rampant two ancestors reluctantly, but the offensive talk said in front, installs not to blame me like you. After all I do not have EXP, tactless, definitely will have being able to wrap up time.” “好吧,我勉强扮一个嚣张的二世祖,但丑话说在前面,装得不像你可别怪我。毕竟我没经验,没轻没重的,肯定会有兜不住的时候。” Minor matter, I help you wrap up.” “小事,我帮你兜住。” Zeus pats strikes one's chest, so long as Luo Su did not explode Divine Mountain, his brow will not wrinkle. 宙斯拍拍胸脯,只要罗素不把神山炸了,他眉头都不会皱一下。 I did not have the issue!” “那我就没问题了!” Luo Su is saying, deeply inspires to enter the condition, head high, chest out with the nostril to Zeus: Old fogy, left chatty, I must ask a god to practice acquiring a skill, quickly guided.” 罗素说着,深吸一口气进入状态,昂首挺胸用鼻孔对着宙斯:“老家伙,别叽叽歪歪了,我要找个神练练手,赶快带路。” Zeus is in consternation speechless, looks at front two nostrils, only wants to raise up the foot to insert, after long time, suppresses saying: Very good , to continue maintains.” 宙斯愕然无语,看着面前两个鼻孔,只想竖起脚丫子插过去,半晌后才憋道:“很好,继续保持。” numb slip, guides quickly, otherwise kills you.” “麻溜的,赶快带路,不然打死你。” „......” “……” Zeus shows the whites of the eyes, he knows that Luo Su is intentionally, changes an angle, he is a little inconceivable, because Luo Su has not demanded the advantage. 宙斯翻翻白眼,他知道罗素是故意的,换个角度出发,他还有点不可思议,因为罗素没有索要好处。 The theocracy is the later matter, is the wheat not to plant starts the pictures of cakes, must be an evil person suddenly, who without the advantage does! 神权是之后的事,属于麦子还没种就开始画饼,冷不丁要做个恶人,没好处谁干啊! Zeus will not do in any case! 反正宙斯是不会干的! That what, I suddenly thought that you made me be the bastard, did my excellent reputation also want?” “那什么,我突然想起来了,你让我做混蛋,我这大好的名声还要不要了?” Luo Su maintains the nostril to aim at Zeus's posture, extends the penniless hand, places in front of him on like this. 罗素保持鼻孔对准宙斯的姿势,伸出一贫如洗的手,就这么放在他面前。 Does not give the advantage, he does not walk today. 不给好处,他今天就不走了。 Then right! 这才对嘛! Zeus nods: Should, then I give Ai E to select a theocracy, so as to avoid she like half god, does not have the position in Divine Mountain.” 宙斯点点头:“应该的,回头我给艾娥挑个神权,免得她像半神一样,在神山上毫无地位。” Ai Ewen said the heart to move, looked fully to both eyes of Luo Su is grateful. 艾娥闻言心头一动,看向罗素的双目满是感激。 Ai E's theocracy closes my trifling thing, arranges an officer in manages restroom casually on the line, what I want is my.” “艾娥的神权关我屁事,随便安排一个管厕所的官就行,我要的是我那份儿。” Ai E:(???) 艾娥:(???) Just was grateful, was really is sorry. 刚刚心怀感激,真是太抱歉了。 What do you want?” “那你想要什么?” Embarrassed saying that I cannot eat to the full not to put on the world warmly, does not have money to buy an equipment, on a nice weapon does not have on hand......” “说来惭愧,我在人间吃不饱穿不暖,也没钱置办一身装备,手头上连个像样的武器都没有……” Luo Su takes back the nostril, does the bright and intelligent big eye wink to look at Zeus: Sword and so on weapon I do not like, I like the long weapon, do not misunderstand, my not greedy lightning lance, the fork are too few, I like trident such, suffices to be imposing!” 罗素收回鼻孔,水汪汪的大眼睛一眨不眨看着宙斯:“刀剑之类的武器我不喜欢,我喜欢长兵器,你别误会,我不馋闪电矛,叉太少,我就喜欢三叉戟那样的,够威风!” I also want the trident! 我还想要三叉戟呢! Zeus stared Luo Su one ill-humoredly: Does not have the lightning lance, does not have the trident, then I will make Hephaestus build one set of armor for you, as well as ten fork halberds, insufficiently add again.” 宙斯没好气瞪了罗素一眼:“没有闪电矛,也没有三叉戟,回头我会让赫菲斯托斯为你打造一套盔甲,以及一柄十叉戟,不够再加。” Also ok!” “也行!” Luo Su quits when you're ahead, restores the rampant domineering person to suppose , to continue with the nostril to Zeus. 罗素见好就收,恢复嚣张跋扈的人设,继续用鼻孔对着宙斯。 Zeus looks lightly sad, has not said anything, did not say a word, in the front guided. 宙斯望之淡淡忧伤,也没说什么,一言不发在前方带路。 Suddenly, on the branch of garden is startled several crows, flies into the colonnade to circle. 忽而,花园的树枝上惊起几只乌鸦,飞入柱廊之中盘旋。 Zeus seeing that complexion slightly changes, Ai Eyi is so, the subconsciousness hid behind Luo Su. 宙斯见状脸色微微一变,艾娥亦是如此,下意识躲到了罗素背后。 The crow is the day later Hera's symbol, crow of Mount Olympus, is Hera's eyes. 乌鸦是天后赫拉的象征,奥林匹斯山的乌鸦,也是赫拉的眼睛。 Bastard! How the base and low illegitimate child dares to visit the god......” “野种!卑微的私生子怎么敢踏足神……” „The king of dissolute, god face to face, flat wool domestic animal secure dares barked wildly recklessly, did not have a look at is in itself anything.” “放肆,众神之王当面,扁毛畜生安敢肆意狂吠,也不看看自己是什么东西。” Luo Su loudly shouts, loyally and devotedly for the appearance that Zeus escorts, lifting the hand is a lightning, rumbles the fragment several crows. 罗素大喝一声,一副忠心耿耿为宙斯护驾的模样,抬手便是一道闪电,将几只乌鸦轰成碎片。 (, = = ;) (、==;) Zeus left has a look right to have a look, felt oneself soon split, he picks up the ground the black feather, trembles saying: Luo Su, this, this......” 宙斯左看看右看看,感觉自己快要裂开了,他捡起地上的黑色羽毛,哆哆嗦嗦道:“罗素,这,这……” What's wrong, these silly bird backgrounds were very big, are in the report your name, that could not level?” “怎么了,难道这些傻鸟来头很大,属于报上你的名字,也摆不平的那种?” Luo Su said in great surprise: Originally real, in Mount Olympus really has does not need to give king of face the god god!” 罗素说完大惊不已:“原来是真的,奥林匹斯山上真有不用给众神之王面子的神!” Luo Su, these crows represent day later Hera, you offended her.” 罗素,那些乌鸦代表天后赫拉,你得罪她了。” Ai Ezhuai the sleeves that entrains Luo Su, congratulate him successfully to enter the play, annotated perfectly lifted the hand without delay on the extremely arrogant disciple of hitting the face. 艾娥拽了拽罗素的衣袖,恭喜他成功入戏,完美诠释了二话不说抬手就打脸的狂妄之徒。 Originally is Hera, that was all right.” “原来是赫拉,那没事了。” Luo Su curls the lip, unhappy was saying to Zeus: I remember that certain people have said that I was lost in the past under the wryneck subtree, cannot eat to the full not to put on warmly, but also bullies by Hades and Poseidon , because certain people cannot level in the family/home the fierce woman, is the day later Hera.” 罗素撇撇嘴,怨气十足对着宙斯说道:“我记得某些人说过,我当年被丢在歪脖子树之下,吃不饱穿不暖,还被哈迪斯和波塞冬欺负,就是因为某些人摆不平家中悍妇,也就是天后赫拉。” What's wrong, how possibly!?” “怎,怎么可能!?” Zeus refuted vigorously, desperate under variant pronunciation: I felt ridge that among the couples could not have passed, therefore gives precedence out of courtesy three points everywhere, this called...... the love! Right, is the love!” 宙斯极力反驳,情急之下都破音了:“我只是觉得夫妻之间没有过不去的坎儿,故而处处礼让三分,这叫……爱!没错,就是爱!” You love slowly, do not think she is the day later, counted on that I lower the stance.” “那你慢慢爱吧,别以为她是天后,就指望我放低姿态。” Luo Su cold snort/hum: I and that woman have nothing to discuss that she will not like me, I am impossible to like her, offended offends.” 罗素冷哼一声:“我和那女人没啥好谈的,她不会喜欢我,我也不可能喜欢她,得罪就得罪了。” Zeus hears word is an eyelid tics, he takes Divine Mountain Luo Su , because Luo Su has to be a worthy opponent the powerful strengths of 12 Lord God, a casual stopper theocracy, is the super goon of going smoothly everywhere. 宙斯闻言又是一阵眼皮抽抽,他把罗素带上神山,是因为罗素有着匹敌十二主神的强大实力,随便塞一个神权,就是无往不利的超级打手。 This sharp weapon in the hand, did not say that utterly destroys Titan odd/surplus evil, at least can also let Hades and Poseidon is calmer and steadier. 这把利器在手,不说将泰坦余孽斩尽杀绝,至少也能让哈迪斯和波塞冬安稳一些。 But, why just climbed mountains, his own position was chaotic. 可是,为什么刚上山,他自己的阵脚就乱了。 Suddenly, Zeus heart what goes around comes around, realized that this sharp weapon is not so obedient. 一时间,宙斯心头百转千回,意识到这把利器并不是那么听话。 Naturally, he does not have strange Luo Su, this is his own pot. 当然,他也没怪罗素,这是他自己的锅。 No matter Luo Su does know that the crow is Hera, among two people relations, does not have the possibility of mediation certainly. 不管罗素知不知道乌鸦就是赫拉,就两人之间的关系,也绝无调解的可能。 Zeus tightened the belt, curls up the strong winds worn out, flies toward various god main halls. 宙斯紧了紧裤腰带,有气无力卷起狂风,朝着诸神大殿飞去。 Cannot shake again, on Luo Su this, delayed to refer to erratically had what incident. 不能再晃悠了,就罗素这样的,耽搁下去指不定又生出了什么事端。 ...... …… The ding that the golden main hall, calls the gods resounds, Zeus sits above the throne, is cheerful and lively with nearby female conversation. 黄金大殿,召集众神的钟声响起,宙斯坐于王座之上,有说有笑和旁边的女子交谈。 Female day later Hera, as the Zeus's seventh wife, is actually only in Mount Olympus later the wife by officially to seal/confer Weitian, she enjoys Zeus's right. 女子正是天后赫拉,作为宙斯第七位妻子,却是唯一在奥林匹斯山上被正式封为天后的妻子,她享有宙斯的权利。 In other words , she can also control the strengths in thunder, strong winds and dark cloud these sky, similarly, the gods comply with Zeus's order, must comply with her order. 换言之,她也可以驾驭雷霆、狂风、乌云这些天空中的力量,同样的,众神遵从宙斯的命令,也必须遵从她的命令。 Day later, Hera appearance makings all for good, the facial features are sweet and pretty, if the skin the lily, gorgeous golden hair drops from the royal crown, has the queen dignity, does not lose the graceful deportment. 作为天后,赫拉容貌气质皆为不俗,面容娇美、肤若百合,一头华美金发从王冠上飞泻而下,有着女王般的威严,又不失优雅仪态。 However now, Hera surface such as under frost, indifferent looking straight ahead that...... 不过现在,赫拉面如冰霜,冷漠直视下方那张…… Accurate is a pair of nostril, after Luo Su enters the main hall, continuously with nostril to her. 准确来说是一对鼻孔,罗素进入大殿后,一直用鼻孔对着她。 Zeus is restless, several jokes that in the past said take, Hera remains unmoved radically. 宙斯如坐针毡,往常挂在嘴边的几个笑话拿出来,赫拉根本不为所动。 Looks at following Luo Su again, person who seemingly cannot lower the head. 再看下面的罗素,貌似也不是会低头的人。 He was too difficult! 他太难了! various Shenmen walks into the main hall slowly, defers to the order to sit, while takes a look at main hall central Luo Su and Ai E. 诸神们缓缓步入大殿,一边依照次序坐好,一边打量起大殿中央的罗素和艾娥。 Mainly is Luo Su, he air/Qi the field intensity to be greatly incomparable, in the nostril writes Zeus's son, must arrogant arrogant, restricts cautious Ai E and he, as soon as compares, even/including root the nose wool was inferior. 主要是罗素,他气场强大无比,鼻孔里写着‘宙斯之子’,要多傲慢就有多傲慢,拘束谨慎的艾娥和他一比,连根鼻毛都不如。 The main hall seat is numerous, encirclement both sides, the central location, arranges several seats mostly in turn, belongs to 12 Lord God, to show their status to be honored. 大殿座椅众多,大都环绕两旁,中央位置,依次排有几个席位,分属十二主神,以表他们身份尊贵。 The absentees are very serious, several have not arrived, appearance also has the goal respectively, for example sees a play. 缺员很严重,好几个都未到场,到场的也都各有目的,比如说看戏。 Zeus's illegitimate child climbed mountains, is not any cat flatter dog, powerful sufficiently and Hades to spelling. 宙斯的私生子上山了,不是什么阿猫阿狗,实力强大足以和哈迪斯对拼。 This had no, to work as this illegitimate child climbs mountains the day later clashed, that was interesting. 这本来没什么,可当这位私生子一上山就和天后爆发了冲突,那就有意思了。 Thus it can be seen, in Zeus family's team, throws and several people of Zeus peer, his children are also not the obedient lords. 由此可见,宙斯家族的团队里,抛去和宙斯同辈的几人,他的子女们也都不是听话的主。 In gods who in this crowd sees a play, the person murderous aura and does not conceal about Luo Su eyeful- war-god Ares! 在这群来看戏的神明里,有一人对罗素满眼杀气且毫不掩饰-战神阿瑞斯! It is not because Luo Su once read mistakenly the name, king Acher Reyes and he will make the confusion, because of his status, he will be Hera's son. 不是因为罗素曾念错了名字,将国王阿克瑞斯和他弄混淆,而是因为他的身份,他是赫拉的儿子。
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