AE :: Volume #22 我讨厌诸神

#1086: This is the good deed


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The Argos royal palace, king Poos runs to rush to the hall, several days of depressed, the food does not think sleepless, the whole person seemed over old ten years old, does not have the beforehand heroic spirit again. 阿戈斯王宫,国王克普斯一路小跑赶至大厅,几天郁郁寡欢,茶饭不思夜不能寐,整个人仿佛苍老了十余岁,再无之前的英雄气概。 Today is ten days of deadline last day, does not hand over the princess, big sea monster Tess will then destroy the entire city-state, in the city several tens of thousands people are difficult the survivor. 今天是十天期限的最后一天,再不交出公主,大海怪塞特斯便会将整座城邦摧毁,城内数万人难有生还者。 Outside the royal palace, about ten thousand people surround, may rob the princess to conduct the offering sacrifices ceremony anytime. 王宫外,近万人围堵,随时有可能抢走公主进行献祭仪式。 No matter this matter following how, the royal family will lose entirely dignifiedly, does not have the beforehand rallying point and cohesive force again. 不管此事后续如何,王室都将威严丧尽,再无以前的号召力和凝聚力。 The queen turns from the beautiful women decays the old person dry, princess uncertain future, the sovereignty swaying turbulence...... 王后从美妇变成枯朽老人,公主前途未卜,统治权飘摇动荡…… The sad news makes Poos incomparably regret again and again, the one had only known, should not talk at the scene dissolutely, will otherwise not reduce so the tragic circumstances. 连连噩耗让克普斯无比后悔,早知如此,当场就不该放肆狂言,否则也不会沦落如此惨境。 Is good also has the leeway of recalling because of all, by heroic soldiers who he entrusts with an important task, returned from the sideband of river of the netherworld the means of repelling the big sea monster. 好在一切还有挽回的余地,被他委以重任的英勇士兵们,从冥河之边带回了击退大海怪的办法。 Before the hall, Poos receives the anxious look, exchanges a complex face that sees right in front of one hero. 大厅前,克普斯收起愁容,换上一张面见功臣的复杂面孔。 Rebukes oneself, has the recollections, ashamed, inspired wait/etc to mention just a few. 有自责,有感怀,羞愧、振奋等等不一而足。 Naturally, in color, compared with Changbanpo, Uncle Liu sovereign runs out meets Zilong, falls three buttocks pillars all the way continually, finally also threw the son to miss much. 当然了,在感情色彩方面,比起长坂坡时,刘皇叔嗷嗷冲出相见子龙,一路上连摔三个屁股墩,最后还扔儿子要差了不少。 This does not have the matter of means that Uncle Liu sovereign this and other crafty rare talents, thousand years have one, Poos and his disparity are equal sells the shoes and buy the shoes, is not a passer-by. 这也是没办法的事情,刘皇叔这等厚黑奇才,千把年才出一个,克普斯和他的差距等同于卖鞋的和买鞋的,不是一路人。 Delacourt, was laborious you, these days you ate certainly...... ate......” “德拉古,辛苦你了,这段时间你一定吃了……吃了……” Poos crashes in the hall, makes an effort not to throw off the shoes, winks has not squeezed out the tears, helpless time, saw Delacourt who on the face braves the blobs of oil, looks at after that the corpulent soldiers again, felt helpless. 克普斯冲进大厅,用力没甩掉鞋,挤挤眼也没挤出眼泪,正不知所措的时候,看到脸上冒着油花的德拉古,再看其后肥头大耳的士兵们,更加不知所措了。 How many pain must have, can become this fat? 到底要吃多少苦,才能胖成这样? Your majesty, I and other good fortunes do not fail in one's mission, successfully return from river of the netherworld.” “陛下,我等幸不辱命,成功从冥河之边返回。” Delacourt knees down, withstands the fat on belly with the knee, the tears has delimited the face, after falling to the ground, splashes the blobs of oil. 德拉古单膝跪地,用膝盖顶住肚子上的肥肉,热泪划过脸庞,落地后溅起油花。 „......” “呃……” Poos flexure sobbed reckless dregs, looks at armor abundant not below the fat ball, felt oneself are most laborious that. 克普斯挠了挠唏嘘胡渣,看着一个个盔甲都盛不下的胖球,感觉自己才是最辛苦的那个。 His complexion is strange, fee/spent strength: Delacourt, warrior, was laborious these days you.” 他脸色古怪,费劲道:“德拉古,还有诸位勇士,这段时间辛苦你们了。” Your majesty spoke discreetly, soldier serving one's country should be, we are not laborious!” “陛下言重了,军人为国效力是应该的,我们不辛苦!” Right, we are not laborious!” “没错,我们不辛苦!” „......” “……” Poos is speechless, the polite speech, took seriously unexpectedly. 克普斯无语,场面话而已,居然还当真了。 The heart unstated criticism, is individual looks, these people eat are tastier much, sleeps also fragrant, is not laborious. 心头腹诽,是个人都看得出来,这些人吃得好喝得好,睡觉还香,一点也不辛苦。 Those images and scenes, the speech of preparation could not use, Poos was not in no mood saying that coughed to speak frankly lightly: Delacourt, the pleasantries were not many said that defeated the method of big sea monster is anything, quickly said.” 此情此景,准备的演讲稿是用不上了,克普斯也没心情说,轻咳一声直言道:“德拉古,客套话就不多说了,击败大海怪的方法是什么,赶快说出来。” Recently three days, the people outside city more gathered, you also saw, they may clash to rob Andromeda anytime.” “最近三天,城外的民众越聚越多,你也看到了,他们随时有可能冲进来强夺安德洛墨达。” Your majesty does not need to worry, we found the sorceress in the river of the netherworld, inquired that the method of defeating the big sea monster.” “陛下不必担忧,我们在冥河之边找到女巫,询问出了击败大海怪的方法。” Della archaism fast said fast: In the ghostdom edge, occupies the snake to send female monster Medusa, her both eyes can petrify world all human bodies, can easily kill the big sea monster.” 德拉古语速飞快说道:“在冥界边缘,居住着蛇发女妖美杜莎,她的双目能石化世间一切肉体,可以轻易杀死大海怪。” Poos looks at Delacourt: Therefore, you asked that came back?” 克普斯愣愣看着德拉古:“所以呢,你们问完就回来了?” Of course not, we crossed the river of the netherworld, arrives in the snake to send the female monster the lair, captured alive Medusa.” “当然不是,我们渡过冥河,抵达蛇发女妖的巢穴,活捉了美杜莎。” Speaking of this, Delacourt is very ashamed, he is hopes for the soldier who the honor goes to generously, the receiving fraudulently meritorious service is his not shame behavior. 说到这,德拉古很是羞愧,他是个愿为荣誉慷慨赴死的战士,冒领功勋一直是他最为不耻的行为。 May tell the facts, did the face also want? 可实话实说,脸还要不要了? Poos has not paid attention to the Delacourt complex complexion, is overjoyed: Which snake sends the female monster, leads her to the water shore sacrificial altar quickly, again late without enough time.” 克普斯没注意德拉古复杂脸色,大喜过望:“蛇发女妖在哪,快将她带至水岸祭台,再晚就来不及了。” Your majesty, Medusa she......” “陛下,美杜莎她……” Delacourt wiped head blobs of oil, said in a low voice: Medusa was ridden the Pegasus to carry over the ghostdom by Perseus of half -and-a-half people of gods, at present...... at present still on marching on Argos's road.” 德拉古抹了把头上的油花,低声道:“美杜莎被半人半神的珀尔修斯乘坐天马带出冥界,目前……目前还在赶来阿戈斯的路上。” Poos:?? 克普斯:?? How this saying can't I understand? 这话我怎么听不懂呢? Your majesty, the meaning of Chief Delacourt is, Perseus rides the Pegasus to advance one step, therefore comes quite late.” “陛下,德拉古队长的意思是,珀尔修斯乘坐天马先行一步,所以来得比较晚。” Falls Luo Su in corner cannot bear interrupt, Delacourt speech is illegibile, does not have the logic, the king can understand damn. 落在角落里的罗素忍不住插了个嘴,德拉古说话不清不楚,毫无逻辑可言,国王能听懂就见鬼了。 „......” “哦……” Poos looks at Luo Su, probably understood, but he is not quite definite. 克普斯愣愣看着罗素,好像是听懂了,但他也不太确定。 No matter Luo Su these, set out to go forward: King, I am Perseus's big brother, named Luo Su, you should investigate our family, therefore I no longer introduced oneself.” 罗素不管这些,起身上前:“国王陛下,我是珀尔修斯的大哥,名叫罗素,你应该调查过我们一家子,所以我就不再自我介绍了。” No, I have not investigated...... am a little curious, asked somebody to ask under.” “没有,我没有调查过……就是有点好奇,托人问了下。” Your majesty does not need, the way things should be so unavoidable, I will not care about these.” “陛下不必如此,人之常情在所难免,我不会在意这些。” Luo Su speaking thoughtlessly has brought, enters the subject saying: Before your majesty announcement that makes, as long as repels big sea monster, then the princess will marry him, this did also keep a promise?” 罗素随口带过,进入正题道:“关于陛下之前发布的公告,但凡击退大海怪者,便将公主嫁给他,这条还算数吧?” What's wrong, do you want to get married Andromeda?” “怎么,你想迎娶安德洛墨达?” No, is Perseus, beats the Medusa person is he, brings back to the Medusa person is also he, all have nothing to do with me.” “不,是珀尔修斯,击败美杜莎的人是他,带回美杜莎的人也是他,一切都和我无关。” Perseus, I remembers him......” “珀尔修斯,我记得他……” Remembers the day of the banquet, Perseus in Hades front concave modeling, Poos's facial features was uncontrolled twists in one. 想起宴会那天,珀尔修斯在哈迪斯面前凹造型,克普斯的五官就不受控制拧在了一起。 Telling the facts, he is the rejection, a juicy cabbage, does not think that she was arched by the silly pig. 实话实说,他本人是拒绝的,一颗水灵灵的白菜,不想她被傻猪拱了。 Luo Su saw through in Poos heart to think, in the surface revealed to sneer: King, Perseus grows the graceful physique to be good, half -and-a-half people of gods, Zeus's son bloodlines are very furthermore noble, only this point, the princess has sought friendships with him.” 罗素一眼就看穿了克普斯心中所想,面上露出冷笑:“国王陛下,珀尔修斯长得帅身板好,更兼半人半神,宙斯之子血脉无比高贵,单凭这一点,公主配他已经是高攀了。” But......” “可是……” Your majesty could rest assured that Perseus and his father Zeus is different, he is willing to go to the river of the netherworld to be risky for the princess, is willing in banquet emperor's wrath resentment Hades, to indicate he intention to princess, does not play.” “陛下放心,珀尔修斯和他父亲宙斯不一样,他愿意为公主去冥河冒险,愿意在宴会上怒怼哈迪斯,都表明了他对公主的心意,绝不是玩玩而已。” But......” “可是……” Snort, writes sureproof clearly, if your majesty dares to renege on a promise, I must act crazy!” “哼,白纸黑字写得明明白白,陛下要是敢反悔,我可是要发飙的!” „......” “……” Poos language chokes, does not understand that acts crazy is what meaning. 克普斯语噎,不明白发飙是什么意思。 At this time, knelt uses energy to crawl in Delacourt of ground, by low voice bb near Poos ear, told this all the way Luo Su actions. 这时,跪在地上的德拉古费劲爬起来,靠在克普斯耳边小声bb,讲述起这一路上罗素的所作所为。 Hears Luo Su to press the hell three dogs one to punch fat, hits its clip the tail to run away, hears the Luo Su free turnover ghostdom and world again, immediately changes before condition, becomes the smiling face like the flower. 听到罗素按着地狱三头犬一顿胖揍,打得其夹着尾巴逃走,再听到罗素自由进出冥界和人间,顿时一改前态,变得笑脸如花。 Right, Andromeda can marry Perseus, indeed sought friendships.” “没错,安德洛墨达能嫁给珀尔修斯,的确是高攀了。” Sees fast, on the Luo Su face that Poos instigates also shows the happy expression: Your majesty spoke discreetly, among the men and women was equal, the status is the floating clouds, which seeks friendships this view.” 见克普斯怂的飞快,罗素脸上也露出笑意:“陛下言重了,男女之间本就平等,身份都是浮云,哪来高攀这种说法。” Hehe......” “呵呵……” How Poos does not know says, can only compensate to smile. 克普斯不知怎么接话,只能赔笑。 Your majesty, actually Perseus gets married the princess, to the Argos royal family, is a good deed.” “陛下,其实珀尔修斯迎娶公主,对阿戈斯王室而言,是一件好事。” Luo Su proficiently embraces Poos's shoulder, a two brothers' good tone, analyzes for it: Perseus was raised by the fisherman since childhood, has not had the earnest education, has not seen the complex will of the people, therefore is slightly naive.” 罗素熟练揽上克普斯的肩膀,一副哥儿俩好的语气,为其分析起来:“珀尔修斯从小被渔夫养大,没有接受过正儿八经的教育,也没有见多复杂人心,故而略显天真。” Therefore, he is not really silly, but is the thoughts pure and good-hearted, does not understand the worldly wisdom.” “所以,他不是真傻,而是心思纯良,不懂人情世故。” But this cannot blame him, after all has to be possible poorly original, did you say?” “但这也不能怪他,毕竟穷有可原,你说是吧?” Ha, ha, Ha......” “哈,哈,哈……” Your majesty, because Perseus thoughts are pure, I said that the princess marries him, to the royal family is the good deed.” “陛下,正是因为珀尔修斯心思单纯,我才说公主嫁给他,对王室是好事。” Luo Su stands in Poos's angle, tricks seriously: Your majesty you think, your physique, how many years but can also live? Hundred years later two leg treads, should the country entrust to whom?” 罗素站在克普斯的角度,一本正经忽悠起来:“陛下你想,就你这身板,还能活几年?百年之后两腿一蹬,国家又该托付给谁?” Poos:(???) 克普斯:(???) Will not little say two in a moment, the national people add not to be victorious you, I affirmed that gets angry with you. 不会说话就少说两句,要不是全国人加起来都打不过你,我肯定和你翻脸。 Your majesty, an intelligent royal family son-in-law will rob the power, but Perseus, after your majesty will not die, only then the princess is capable of governing the country, when the princess was old, this/should prince succeeds to the throne the throne.” “陛下,一个聪明的王室女婿会抢夺大权,但珀尔修斯不会,陛下死了之后只有公主有能力治理国家,等公主年纪大了,又该王子继位王位。” Luo Su stares the big eye, you gained in a big way expression: Royal family power in your hand, but also tm white Zhuan deity bloodlines, isn't this good deed?” 罗素瞪大眼睛,一副你赚大了的表情:“王室大权都在你们一家手中,还tm白赚了一个天神血脉,这难道不是好事吗?” Has, reasonable!” “有,有道理啊!” Poos winked, listens to a Luo Su like this saying, Perseus also really hit the riding dragon fine son-in-law who the lantern could not be finding. 克普斯挤挤眼,听罗素这么一说,珀尔修斯还真是打着灯笼都找不到的乘龙佳婿。 Making sense was right, on that day you also saw, the women of quality of dozens high government authorities gather round Perseus to spin , the queen also looked at the direct-current saliva at that time!” “有道理就对了,那天你也看到了,几十个高官家的贵妇围着珀尔修斯打转,哦,王后当时也看得直流口水呢!” This...... should not have.” “这……应该是没有的。” Has, at that time many people witnessed.” “有的,当时很多人亲眼目睹。” Luo Su knits the brows slightly: I know that your majesty you are concerned about face-saving, but at this matter, I will not lie absolutely.” 罗素微微皱眉:“我知道陛下你爱面子,但这种事情上,我绝对不会说谎。” „......” “……” Poos shuts up directly, does not want again and Luo Su speech. 克普斯直接闭嘴,不想再和罗素说话。 In the hall corner, Ai E looks aerobic and funny, sees with one's own eyes Luo Su to play with Poos in the stock palms, guiding the thought to play him runs around in circles, cannot bear for Poos feels sorrowful. 大厅角落里,艾娥看得又好气又好笑,亲眼看到罗素将克普斯玩弄于股掌之间,引导思维将其耍得团团转,忍不住为克普斯感到悲哀。 After the moment, she starts to feel sorrowful for oneself, seems like her and Poos has not missed many. 片刻后,她又开始为自己感到悲哀,貌似她和克普斯没差多少。 the corner to throw the corner!! 扑棱扑棱!! The sound that outside the hall, the wing whips from far to near, the sudden upper air falls loud sound, is the groaning sound of horse wail. 大厅外,羽翼拍打的声音由远及近,突然一声高空坠物的巨响,便是马儿哀鸣的哼哼声。 Your majesty, your son-in-law came back, the princess could be saved.” “陛下,你女婿回来了,公主有救了。” Luo Su said, moves toward outside the palace with stride, Poos hears word half step follows. 罗素说完,大步走向殿外,克普斯闻言快步跟上。 In the hall, eight meat dumplings look the happy expression, takes the lead to follow by Delacourt. 大厅里,八个肉包子面露喜色,由德拉古带头紧随其后。 Ai E is the last, Perseus returns safely, the trip finishes what one starts, the heart big stone can put down finally. 艾娥走在最后,珀尔修斯平安归来,此行有始有终,心头的大石终于可以放下了。 Outside the palace, the black Pegasus is conducting the back Medusa, Medusa is conducting the back Perseus, the latter both trifling thing does not have, only has the Pegasus to lie down in the place upper opening spits the foam, once in a while ticking horse's hoof. 殿外,黑色天马驮着美杜莎,美杜莎驮着珀尔修斯,后两者屁事没有,唯有天马躺在地上口吐白沫,间或抽抽马蹄。 Well, how did the big brother you first come back?” “咦,大哥你们怎么先回来了?” Sees Luo Su and the others, Perseus is surprised, the blurry head moved, was more muddled. 看到罗素等人,珀尔修斯惊讶无比,本就迷糊的脑袋动起来,更糊涂了。 This must blame your oneself.” “这要怪你自己。” Luo Su is pointing at the ground ill-humoredly: I make you lift up Medusa to help the Pegasus reduce the weight/quantity, finally you are loaf do not want, therefore was surpassed by us.” 罗素没好气指着地上:“我让你扛起美杜莎帮天马减轻分量,结果你偷懒不愿意,所以被我们超过了。” Originally is this!” “原来是这样!” Perseus is suddenly enlighted, a Luo Su explanation, he understood. 珀尔修斯恍然大悟,罗素一解释,他就懂了。 „......” “……” Poos covers the face, felt that is a little unfair to the daughter, at this moment has no other alternative, will only ask her to like the dumb kid. 克普斯捂住脸,感觉有点对不起自家女儿,事到如今别无他法,只求她会喜欢傻小子。 Big brother, I thought that the king does not like me.” “大哥,我觉得国王不怎么喜欢我。” Perseus said low voice, perhaps the mind pure person does not understand the worldly wisdom, but most excels at sensation others happy wicked. 珀尔修斯小声说道,心灵纯洁的人或许不懂人情世故,但最擅长感知他人的喜恶。 For example Poos, for example Luo Su just came to this world time, was easily detected by Perseus. 比如克普斯,比如罗素刚来这个世界的时候,都被珀尔修斯轻易察觉到了。 All right, he thought that you are stupid.” “没事,他就是觉得你笨。” Big brother, how can become intelligent?” “大哥,要怎样才能变聪明呢?” Simple!” “简单!” Luo Su expressed minor matter one: Perseus, you wants to eat anything tonight, is the same, does not hesitate the greed.” 罗素表示小事一桩:“珀尔修斯,今晚你想吃什么,只有一样,不惜贪心。” This......” “这……” Perseus knits the brows to ponder immediately, has eaten the Luo Su illumination ingredients, he wants to eat too many are too many, only chose one truly difficult to him. 珀尔修斯当即皱眉思考起来,吃过罗素的发光料理,他想吃的太多太多,只选一个着实难到他了。 Do not move, this, has maintained this expression, you were a smart person.” “别动,就这样,一直保持这个表情,你就是聪明人了。”
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