AE :: Volume #21 我讨厌混乱

#1060: Fit earring


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What is this?” “这是什么?” Female Superman takes up one in two earring, the intuition told this is the item of Lord God space product, because did not have the reincarnator status, she is unable to inquire the name and effect of earring. 超人拿起两只耳环中的一个,直觉告诉她这是主神空间出品的道具,因为没有轮回者的身份,她无法查询耳环的名称和功效。 Slope Tala earring!” Shen Menghan gives the answer. “坡塔拉耳环!”沈梦寒给出答案。 Slope Tala earring?” “坡塔拉耳环?” Female Superman shakes the head, has not listened. 超人摇摇头,还是没听过。 Nearby, Luo Su keeps silent through the cell phone networking, checked the source of slope Tala earring. 一旁,罗素默不作声通过手机联网,查到了坡塔拉耳环的出处。 dragon bead Exclusive treasure that one item in series, all previous generations king God leaves behind, its function is fit two people, turns into a more powerful soldier. 【龙珠】系列里的一种道具,历代界王神留下的专属宝物,其功能是将两人合体,变成更加强大的战士。 The fit effect of slope Tala earring is powerful, compared with dance fusion powerful hundred times of fingertip to fingertip, and application method is simple, does not have the possibility of failure, a person has an earring, the bilateral symmetry then. 坡塔拉耳环的合体效果非常强大,远比指尖对指尖的舞蹈融合强大百倍,且使用方法简单,不存在失败的可能,一人戴一个耳环,左右对称即可。 About this to the earring, the effect of new and old edition is slightly different, in old edition, once puts on the earring fusion, then becomes a body forever, cannot separate again. 关于这对耳环,新旧版本的功效略有不同,老版本里,一旦戴上耳环融合,便永远成为一体,不能再分开。 In the update, except for king God, other non- god clan soldier, uses the earring to have the time limit fit. 新版里,除了界王神,其他非神族战士,使用耳环合体有时间限制。 The strength more maintains the fit time to be shorter, longest not over one hour. 实力越强维持合体的时间越短,最长不会超过一个小时。 (? V? V?) (?v?v?) The fit earring on the fit earring, must call what slope Tala, first harms me not to think. 合体耳环就合体耳环呗,非要叫什么坡塔拉,害得我第一时间没想起来。 A Luo Su brow wrinkle, suddenly discovers a very important information, if synthesis is the same person, the battle efficiency is not adding together, does not ride mutually, but is the infinite inflation, the energy does not have the upper limit. 罗素眉头一皱,突然发现一个非常重要的情报,若合体者为同一人,战斗力不是相加,也不是互乘,而是无限膨胀,能量无上限。 This was very bad! 这就很糟糕了! Luo Su worries for oneself secretly, female Superman of strength infinite inflation, thinks fearfully, the Darkseid main body came unable to shoulder! 罗素暗自为自己捏了把汗,一个力量无限膨胀的女超人,想想就可怕,达克赛德本体来了也扛不住! Most cannot bear is, double joyful turns into one suddenly, this he does not comply. 最不能忍得是,双倍快乐突然变成一个,这点他决不答应。 For other, only because of the integrity is not among people the bridge of communication, is the tie, is the beacon light, is move of life, is the humane conscience. 不为别的,只因诚信是人与人之间沟通的桥梁,是纽带,是明灯,是生命的感动,是人性的良知。 Regarding the entire human society, the integrity is also the restraint frame , without the integrity, the social order to crash. 对于整个人类社会而言,诚信亦是约束的框架,没了诚信,社会秩序将会崩塌。 The significance is great! 意义重大! In brief, Luo Su does not allow two female Superman to fail to keep one's word, his laborious point are not related, this splitting ship cannot stick. 总而言之,罗素决不允许两个女超人言而无信,他辛苦点没关系,这艘裂开的船不能粘回去。 Not! 绝不! The Luo Su language fast said fast: Calm, this is dragon bead The fit earring of the world, a treasure of king God clan, if you put on the earring, the price is in one forever.” 罗素语速飞快说道:“冷静点,这是【龙珠】世界的合体耳环,界王神一族的宝物,如果你们戴上耳环,代价是永远合为一体。” Well, do you know unexpectedly?” “咦,你居然知道?” The Shen Menghan doubts make noise, she made very big effort, found the slope Tala earring in the inventory of Lord God space, never expected that Luo Su only listens to the name, knew the concrete function and source. 沈梦寒疑惑出声,她花了很大力气,才在主神空间的商品目录里找到坡塔拉耳环,没想到罗素只听名字,就知道了具体功能和出处。 Normal, I am a boy, likes warm-blooded inundating.” “正常,我是男孩子,喜欢热血漫。” But...... you are not also in the defect sentiment, suddenly to be how excited?” “可是……你不是还在缺失感情中吗,怎么突然激动了?” Because warm-blooded, because also cares about you.” “因为热血,也因为关心你们。” Luo Su speaking thoughtlessly has brought, swallowed a saliva, the vision brilliant looks at two people, warned: „To be clear, both combine, is that person you? If you, how she should go facing the family member and friend, or the lover...... is also I.” 罗素随口带过,咽了口唾沫,目光灼灼看着二人,警告道:“想清楚了,两者合二为一,那个人还是你们吗?如果还是你们,她又该怎样去面对家人、朋友,或者恋人……也就是我。” Luo Su said very loudly, after female Superman understands what is heard, returns speechless said: Although does not prefer very much, but if really can both combine, facing family member and friend, particularly your time, we did not have like this to be awkward.” 罗素说得很大声,女超人听明白后无语回道:“虽然很不情愿,但如果真能两者合二为一,面对家人、朋友,尤其是你的时候,我们也就没这么多尴尬了。” The female Superman sigh again and again, their present situations are awkward, two people share one clone, the kinship, friendship and love, spread out the insufficient minute/share. 超人感叹连连,她俩现在的情况可谓是尴尬得要死,两人共享一个分身,不论是亲情、友情、爱情,摊开来都不够分的。 Cited an inappropriate example, the Shen Menghan directly-related family member passed away, who attended who arrived? 举个不恰当的例子,沈梦寒的直系亲属去世了,谁出席谁到场? In the future gets the card time, makes the wedding photo time, wedding time, who attended who arrives? 将来领证的时候,拍婚纱照的时候,婚礼的时候,谁出席谁到场? Similar awkward position, everywhere. 类似的尴尬境地,比比皆是。 Female Superman said is reasonable, Luo Su had nothing to say in reply, but he did not permit, deeply inspired, the expression said indifferently: I am unable to approve you to fuse, you are the independent individuals, everyone has, does not need to cater to the society, does the matter that oneself do not want to do.” 超人说得很有道理,罗素无言以对,但他还是不允许,深吸一口气,表情冷漠道:“恕我无法认可你们二人进行融合,你们是独立的个体,每个人都拥有自我,没必要为了迎合社会,做自己不想做的事。” To be honest, I very think.” “老实说,我还是挺想的。” Shen Menghan white Luo Su: You are thinking anything, I was clear very much, little have daydream.” 沈梦寒白了罗素一眼:“你在想什么,我心里清楚得很,少做白日梦了。” But that is not daydream, is the fact, not?” “但那不是白日梦,是事实,不是吗?” The Luo Su calm nod, daydream three characters will disassemble, Shen Menghan but actually also said right, is very critical. 罗素淡定点头,将‘白日梦’三个字拆开,沈梦寒说得倒也没错,很中肯。 On your performance, I suspected very you have rediscovered the emotion.” “就你的表现,我十分怀疑你已经找回了情感。” Shen Menghan is overly suspicious and fearful to look at Luo Su, female Superman also joins the suspicion sequence, doing to the Luo Su performing skill is too high, they are unable to distinguish the actual situation suddenly. 沈梦寒疑神疑鬼看着罗素,女超人也加入怀疑序列,奈何罗素演技太高,她们一时间无法辨别虚实。 Before had explained that I only retrieved some sentiments, must try hard.” “之前已经解释了,我只找回了部分感情,尚需努力。” Luo Su returned to one shameless, he is not easy, for the home, scatters the white lie unceasingly. 罗素恬不知耻回了一句,他也不容易,为了这个家,不断撒下善意的谎言。 „Did you determine?” “你确定?” Female Superman having mind filled with anxiety: But you cried at that time likely......” 超人满腹疑虑:“可你那时哭得像个……” „!” “咳咳!” Luo Su coughs layer on layer/heavily, breaks the female Superman nonsense, is putting on a serious face to investigate the correct path: Do not tear the topic, serious, what now inquires into is the key issue of humane defect. Believes me, I have experienced a humane defect, does not think that you make same mistakes over again.” 罗素重重咳嗽,打断女超人的胡言乱语,板着脸纠正道:“不要扯开话题,严肃点,现在探究的是人性缺失的重要问题。相信我,我经历过一次人性缺失,不想你们重蹈覆辙。” Shen Menghan and female Superman look at each other one, simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform shows the whites of the eyes. 沈梦寒和女超人对视一眼,齐齐翻了个白眼。 This goods restore well, has understood ‚’ two characters ashamed.” “这货恢复得不错,已经懂得‘羞耻’二字了。” Right, other emotions are unimportant, cultivating the behavior the ashamed heart was enough.” “没错,其他情感不重要,做人有羞耻心就足够了。” ( zhe 3 zhe)???!! (乛三乛)???!! Luo Su turned the head to blow two whistlings, the ashamed heart was anything, he listened not to hear. 罗素转头吹了两声口哨,羞耻心是什么,他听都没听说过。 Shen Menghan disregards the dregs male who wants to be surrounded by beautiful women, said to female Superman calmly: „The bloodline, skill and item Lord God space have the revisions and deletion effects in varying degrees, some are strengthens some to weaken, this is no exception to the slope Tala earring.” 沈梦寒无视想要左拥右抱的渣男,冷静对女超人说道:“主神空间的血统、技能、物品都有不同程度的修改和删减功效,有的是加强有的是削弱,这对坡塔拉耳环也不例外。” Mentioned listens!” Luo Su inserted the mouth of Shen Menghan. “说来听听!”罗素插了句沈梦寒的嘴。 First is the fit later strength, without original works dragon bead That exaggerating improvement effect, next is the fit effectiveness, has the limit, is not permanent.” “首先是合体之后的力量,没有原著【龙珠】中那么夸张的提升效果,其次是合体的时效,有限制,并非永久。” Should so, if the effect of earring is too strong, did not lack a reward squad to exchange.” “理应如此,如果耳环的效果太强,不缺奖励点的小队早就兑换了。” Female Superman nods, although she does not know dragon bead In the series the fit earring is powerful, angle that but likes keeping in balance from Lord God, this to the earring possibly is not bug general existence. 超人点点头,虽然她不知道【龙珠】系列里合体耳环有多么强大,但从主神喜欢制衡的角度出发,这对耳环绝不可能是bug一般的存在。 I did not have the opinion.” “那我没意见了。” Luo Su inserted the mouth of sentence female Superman, thinks carefully, the split ship fusion is one, can regard as a new ship, moreover this ship can also split again. 罗素插了句女超人的嘴,仔细想想,裂开的船融合为一,可以视作一艘新船,而且这艘船还能再裂开。 Like this calculates, Shen Menghan played three patterns, this was the good deed! 这样算下来,一个沈梦寒玩出了三个花样,这是好事啊! Thinks that Luo Su is a little excitedly small, said impatiently: Tries quickly, quick fit, practices the true knowledge, the fit effect of slope Tala earring, only then after you fuse, can determine.” 想想罗素还有点小激动,迫不及待道:“快试试,快合体,实践出真知,坡塔拉耳环的合体效果,只有你们融合之后才能确定。” „, You really only retrieved some sentiments, rather than completely?” “呃,你真的只找回了部分感情,而不是全部?” Absolutely true, do not look that my surface is excited, the innermost feelings do not have the mighty waves actually.” “千真万确,别看我表面激动,实则内心毫无波澜。” On Luo Su face continuous change joyful, sad, angry and shy facial expression: Sees not to have, these facial expression changes stem from me to without repel of sentiment, in other words , I was displayed to have the sentiment by myself, rather than really retrieved the sentiment.” 罗素脸上连续变化出喜悦、悲伤、愤怒、羞涩的神情:“看到没,这些神情变化源于我对没有感情的排斥,换言之,我只是让自己表现出拥有感情,而不是真的找回了感情。” () X2 ()x2 Don't I believe? x2 我怎么就那么不信呢?x2 Because Luo Su talks nonsense daily, two female decisions do not express the opinion to his opinion temporarily, a person takes an earring, starts to try the synthesis. 因为罗素日常说瞎话,两女决定暂不对他的言论发表意见,一人拿着一只耳环,开始尝试合体。 I wear the left, you wear the right.” “我戴左边,你戴右边。” Does not want, you wear the right.” “不要,你戴右边。” „......” X2 “……”x2 I wear the right, you wear the left.” “那我戴右边,你戴左边。” Does not want, you wear the left.” “不要,你戴左边。” „......” X3 “……”x3 Luo Su blinks the eye, actually this aspect is also very interesting, if he were not better in the bureau. 罗素眨巴眨巴眼,其实这种局面也挺有意思,如果他不在局中就更好了。 That was like this good, we toss the coin, if positive/direct, I wear the left, you wear the right, vice versa.” “那这样好了,我们来抛硬币,如果是正面,我戴左边,你戴右边,反之亦然。” Does not want, if positive/direct, I wear the left, you wear the right.” “不要,如果是正面,我戴左边,你戴右边。” „......” X3 “……”x3 The atmosphere is gradually stiff, Luo Su coughs lightly, thought that should say anything, said from the heart: You discussed slowly, I go to the flowers and plants market to enter a large stock of goods.” 气氛逐渐僵硬,罗素轻咳一声,觉得该说点什么,从心道:“你们慢慢商量,我去花卉市场进一批货。” A while!” x2 “等会儿!”x2 About the shoulders held down, Luo Su is serious, visits a grave has probably turned the head generally: What's wrong, do you want to buy the rose?” 左右双肩被按住,罗素面色肃然,像是上坟一般转过头:“怎么了,你们要买玫瑰吗?” You decided how the earring wears.” “你来决定耳环怎么戴。” Right, first reaches an agreement, I must wear the left, she wears the right.” “没错,先说好,我要戴左边,她戴右边。” Despicable, you break the rules.” “卑鄙,你这是犯规。” „......” “……” Welcomed two females murderous aura the astonishing line of sight, Luo Su was unemotional, the cold sweat of electromagnetic force dissipation forehead, he hated the choice question. 迎着两女杀气惊人的视线,罗素面无表情,电磁力消散额头的冷汗,他恨选择题。 The mother egg, Kaka Rotter and Beiji tower do not have your like this artificial...... not, the Beiji tower does not have your like this to be artificial! 妈蛋,卡卡罗特和贝吉塔也没你们这么矫情……不,贝吉塔也没你们这么矫情! The heart complained one, Luo Su is pointing at own shoulder: According to my current position, according to just held down about position of my shoulder, left you, right you.” 心头吐槽一句,罗素指着自己的肩膀:“根据我目前的站位,按照刚刚按住我肩膀的左右位置,你左边,你右边。” But......” “可是……” Without, but, bb I telephone to Duan Xinlan again, later lives with her.” “没有可是,再bb我就打电话给段心兰,以后和她过日子。” Luo Su cold snort/hum, in two people reluctant, earring for their wears good. 罗素冷哼一声,在两人不情不愿下,将耳环为她们戴好。 Bang!! 嘭!! Buzz the cry, the invisible attraction two female hauling to one, the glare erupts suddenly, the impulse shakes Luo Su flies, destroys the apartment wall, falls on the street of heavy traffic. 一声嗡鸣,无形的吸引力将两女牵引至一处,强光骤然爆发,冲击力将罗素震飞,砸破公寓墙壁,摔在车水马龙的街道上。 His face compels to stand up stuffily, crowds that peripheral compels ignorant. 他一脸闷逼站起身,周边是更加懵逼的围观群众。 What looks at to look, hasn't looked at the gas explosion?” “看什么看,没看过煤气爆炸吗?” Luo Su curls the lip, a minor matter makes much ado about nothing, but also dares to say human. 罗素撇撇嘴,一点小事就大惊小怪,还敢自称人类。 The explanation is fair, the passers-by are suddenly enlighted, originally is the gas explosion, that was all right. 解释合情合理,路人们恍然大悟,原来是煤气爆炸,那没事儿了。 Rumble!! 轰隆隆!! The fresh breeze sweeps away, the impact apartment breaks open the wall large cave/hole, the big piece bricks and stones dance in the air, the Luo Su eyelid tics, hurts at heart drops the blood. 劲风横扫,冲击公寓破开墙壁的大洞,大片砖石飞舞,罗素眼皮抽抽,心里疼得滴血。 His family/home exploded! 他家炸了! The Saint light sweeps the audience to treat the wounded person, the electromagnetic force revises the peripheral electronic device, he erases the trace, annotates the accident/surprise that a town gas pipe exploded perfectly. 圣光扫过全场治疗伤员,电磁力修改周边的电子设备,他将痕迹抹去,完美诠释了一起煤气管道爆炸的意外。 In the line of sight the remnant shadow flashes through, Luo Su lowers the head stiffly, looks at front one meter six plates, in the eye a confusedness. 视线中残影闪过,罗素僵硬低下头,看着面前的一米六平板,眼中一片迷茫。 Who I am, which I am, what had? 我是谁,我在哪,发生了什么? Luo Su, the situation is a little not probably right!” 罗素,情况好像有点不对呀!” It is not the situation is not right, is the style is not right, reaches an agreement to make up for one's deficiency by learning from others' strong points, superior x2, how were you flat? 不是情况不对,是画风不对,说好取长补短,优势x2的呢,怎么你还扁了? Luo Su is unemotional, in the heart complained crazily, smiled forced: Girl, your surname?” 罗素面无表情,心中疯狂吐槽,牵强一笑:“姑娘,贵姓啊?” Shen Menghan Shen Menghan, is Shen Menghan, otherwise?” 沈梦寒沈梦寒,还是沈梦寒,不然呢?” Shen Menghan looks down own body, one saw the tip of the toe, gawked said for a long time slowly: Fights one, how does not know, suddenly wants to punch you!” 沈梦寒低头看着自己的身体,一下就看到了脚尖,愣了许久才缓缓道:“打一架吧,不知怎么的,突然很想揍你!”
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