„Onecup of ice water, thanks!”
“一杯冰水,谢谢!”In the cafe, Luo Suwantedonecup of ice water, the left and rightto sitVeronicaandBetty, the oppositewasdeadfisheyemasters and disciplesBassarZeandDavid.
咖啡厅里,罗素要了一杯冰水,左右两边坐着维罗妮卡和贝蒂,对面是死鱼眼师徒巴萨泽和戴维。Without the means that fourpeople of boothssitfivepeople, Luo Sudo not wantto close upwith the gentleman who tworesentmentsoar to the heavens, mustpushbetweenVeronicaandBetty.
没办法,四人卡座坐五个人,罗素不想和两个怨气冲天的男士靠拢,只得挤在了维罗妮卡和贝蒂中间。About the big or smallbeautiful woman, in additionoppositemurderous aura the threateninglook, broughttoLuo Sudoublejoyful.
左右大小美女,再加上对面杀气逼人的眼神,给罗素带来了双倍快乐。„MasterLuo Su, no, OfficerLuo Su, the bigeveningdrives the police vehicleto go out, doesn't needto keep the order?”
“罗素法师,不,罗素警官,大晚上开警车出门,不用去维持秩序吗?”InBassarZelanguage the belt/bringthorn, onlywantsto run on a bankLuo Su, goodandVeronicais togetheralone.
巴萨泽语中带刺,只想把罗素挤兑走,好和维罗妮卡单独相处。
The millenniumshave not seen, the Veronicasealinsoul, only the sleep/feltrestedverylongverylongthinks, buttoBassarZe, is actually an incomparablylongwaiting, manywordswantto pour out.
千年未见,维罗妮卡封印在魂器之中,只觉睡了很长很长的一觉,但对巴萨泽而言,却是一段无比漫长的等待,有好多话想要倾诉。Alsocannot be victorious, otherwisehetramplesLuo Suearlyturns, is hugging the richness coronatamonth before lastunder.
也就是打不过,不然他早把罗素踹翻,抱着美人花前月下了。Is holding the similarideaalsohasDavid, an electric lamp bulbconfusestwopairs of lovers, hatinghistoothto be itchy, selects the shareto roast the ribplatoon, after sitting down, stared atLuo Suto startto do a lot of talking.
抱着同样想法的还有戴维,一个电灯泡搅乱两对情侣,恨得他牙痒痒,点了份烤肋排,坐下后盯着罗素开始磨牙。Creak!
咯吱咯吱!„Doesn't matter, is not I am on dutytonight, saidagain, in the car(riage) the stopperis also snatchinghold/containerFan, Imustlook that cannotmakehimrun.”
“没关系,今晚不是我值班,再说了,车里还塞着一个抢包犯,我得看着点不能让他跑了。”Thatbrings back to the police authoritiesquickly!
那就赶快把人带回警局啊!BassarZetakes up a ribplatoon, did a lot of talkingwith the apprenticetogether.
巴萨泽拿起一根肋排,跟着徒弟一起磨牙。Creak!
咯吱咯吱!„Does Veronica, reallyno longerconsider?”
“维罗妮卡,真的不再考虑一下吗?”Luo SuinvitedVeronicato have a night-time snackalone, was turned down, sent out the invitationincorrigibly wickedagain.罗素邀请维罗妮卡单独吃夜宵,遭到婉拒,贼心不死再次发出邀请。Hedoes not haveothermeaning, wantsto eat mealandcatch the wind, chargestoVeronicawhile convenient, supplements the world history.
他没别的意思,就想吃吃饭、兜兜风,顺便给维罗妮卡充充电,补充一下世界历史。Naturally, ifVeronicais interesting, hedefinitelydoes not reject.
当然,如果维罗妮卡有意思,他肯定不拒绝。„, Ihave compliedto have the dinnerwithBassarZe, inbids good-byebeforehim, Iwill not comply withothergentlemen'sinvitations.”Veronicasmiles the rejectionpale, pulls outwhile convenientfrom the Luo Suclawownhand.
“不了,我已经答应和巴萨泽共进晚餐,在和他分手之前,我不会答应其他男士的邀请。”维罗妮卡淡笑拒绝,顺便把自己的手从罗素爪子里抽出来。„Good, ifyouandBassarZeblew, remembers that callsme.”
“好吧,如果你和巴萨泽吹了,记得给我打电话。”
The bigbeautiful womandoes not come the electricity, Luo Suto turn the headto lookto the youngbeautiful woman, grabsBetty'shand: „Idecided the positioninMadison Avenue'sMichelinSamsung, lacks a leading lady, caninviteyouto advance together the midnight snackfortunately?”
大美女不来电,罗素转头看向小美女,抓住贝蒂的手:“我在麦迪逊大道的米其林三星定了位置,缺一位女主角,能有幸邀请你共进夜宵吗?”Creak!
咯吱咯吱!„Did youdecide?”
“你定了?”„Alsono, butItelephone, the oppositeshouldnot reject.”
“还没有,但我打个电话,对面应该不会拒绝。”„Does not have the issue, Iextremelyam honored.”
“没问题,我非常荣幸。”
!
咔嚓!Davidhearswordcuts by biting the ribplatoon, heandBettyare not the male and femalefriendrelate, did not haveoneto cast asidecaret-shaped, the spare tireis not, Bettycompliesto have the dinnerwithLuo Su, he can only staredry/does.
戴维闻言咬断肋排,他和贝蒂不是男女朋友关系,八字还没一撇,备胎都算不上,贝蒂答应和罗素共进晚餐,他只能干瞪眼。„like thiscompliedeasily......”
“这么容易就答应了……”Luo Sulooked atBettyoneeyesstrangely, heis casualasked,teasesoppositeDavidwhile convenient, has not thought that reallymade.罗素奇怪看了贝蒂一眼,他就随便一问,顺便逗一逗对面的戴维,没想到真的约到手了。„Right, butIhave a condition.”
“没错,但我有个条件。”Betty the eldest childvigor, pulled outfrom the Luo Suclawownhand, turns onpackage of packagesto take out the written records: „OfficerLuo Su, Iam the student of New YorkCity Universitydepartment of journalism, hopes that can conduct an interviewtoyou, andreportedin the campusbroadcasting station.”
贝蒂费了老大劲儿,才把自己的手从罗素爪子里抽出来,打开包包取出纸笔:“罗素警官,我是纽约城市大学新闻系的学生,希望能对你进行一次专访,并在校园广播站进行报道。”„Ihavewhatam goodto interview, ifabout the magic, Ihad nothing saying that askedDavidwas good, hespoke out franklytoyou.”
“我有什么好采访的,如果是关于魔法,我没什么可说的,问戴维好了,他对你知无不言。”Luo Sushakes the head, hedid not care that the populaceknewexistence of magic, the tonight'sflamefiveglowstars and gate of changeshellhavemanyeyewitness, cannot conceal the truth, butdoes not think that were informed widelyby the enrollingmagician, thatwill bringinconvenientlytohismission.罗素摇头,他不关心大众得知魔法的存在,今晚的火焰五芒星和地狱之门异动有很多目击者,根本瞒不住,只是不想自己被挂名魔法师广而告之,那会给他的任务带来不便。Is just like the status of billionaire, makeshimhave a headache, the popularityis too high, the having no wayundercovergoes to the enemy side.
好比亿万富翁的身份,就让他非常头疼,知名度太高,没法卧底去敌方内部。„No, Ido not planto report the magic, yourcustomDavid told me.”
“不,我不打算报道魔法,你们的规矩戴维和我说过了。”Vedillobringsto sayexcitedly: „Iwantto interviewyou , because yougive uptrillionfamily propertybeing the police, thisverypositive synergy, has the burst pointvery much, therefore......”
贝蒂略带激动道:“我想采访你,是因为你放弃亿万家产去做警察,这非常正能量,也很有爆点,所以……”Bettywordstohalf, covered mouthto have a yawn, to the endrestedon the boothseat back cushion.
贝蒂话到一半,捂嘴打了个哈欠,倒头在卡座靠背上睡了过去。Luo Sucurls the lipslightly: „Aboutmymemory, had deletedfromBettymind, after waking up, do not tellher.”罗素微微撇嘴:“关于我的记忆,已经从贝蒂脑海里删除了,醒来之后也别告诉她。”„Why?”Daviddoes not understand.
“为什么?”戴维不懂。„The person who makes the newscannot keep the secret, but the point that theycare aboutgossips, theseare notIwant.”
“做新闻的人藏不住秘密,而他们关心的点又非常八卦,这些都不是我想要的。”Luo Susets outto go out of the booth: „, Was all rightlike thislaterdo not relate. Veronicais an exception, ifyourwhichdaythought throughandBassarZebids good-bye, Icanborrow a shouldertoyou.”罗素起身走出卡座:“就这样了,没什么事以后别联系。维罗妮卡除外,如果你哪天想通了和巴萨泽分手,我可以借个肩膀给你。”„Waits for.”
“等一下。”BassarZesets out, goes forwardtwoto inquirelow voice: „MasterLuo Su, are you...... really a devil?”
巴萨泽起身,上前两步小声询问:“罗素法师,你……真的是魔鬼吗?”„Isaid that IamSatan, do youbelieve?”
“我说我是撒旦,你信吗?”„......”
“……”BassarZecorner of the eyetics, heis not willingto believegenuinely, but the factputs at present, is beyond controlhenot to believe.
巴萨泽眼角抽抽,他打心眼里不愿相信,可事实摆在眼前,由不得他不信。Doesto completenot‚callsspirit’ the gate of casting a spellopeninghell, nodead spiritis actually willingto respondsummoned,butLuo Suactuallyeasilyopened the gate of hell, the exiledidandMaximnot.
莫干妮完成‘唤灵’禁咒开启地狱之门,却没有一个亡灵愿意响应号召,而罗素却轻易开启了地狱之门,流放莫干妮和马克西姆。„Relax, Satanis the business that Itook overrecently, before for a long time is very very long, Ihave madeSorcerer Supreme, has been strivingfor the protectionworld, is a good person!”
“放心,撒旦是我最近才接手的生意,很久很久以前我做过至尊法师,一直在为保护世界而奋斗,是个好人!”In the eye that the Luo SuracketBassarZe'sshoulder, the smilenarrowsblack lightflashespasses, initsuneasyleaves the cafe, drivesto vanishin the cornerend.罗素拍拍巴萨泽的肩膀,微笑眯起的眼中黑光一闪即逝,在其惴惴不安中离开咖啡厅,驱车消失在街角尽头。„What's wrong, BassarZe?”
“怎么了,巴萨泽?”„No, no, is only......”
“不,没什么,只是……”BassarZestarts to speak but hesitates, after puzzledmoment, deeplyinspires, thismatterhecannot control, holdingat presentis the key: „Veronica, Icaninviteyouto have the dinner, withoutMichelinSamsung, only then the smallrestaurant in Chinatown.”
巴萨泽欲言又止,纠结片刻后深吸一口气,这事儿他管不了,抓住眼前才是关键:“维罗妮卡,我能邀请你共进晚餐吗,没有米其林三星,只有唐人街的一家小餐馆。”„Is honoredvery much!”
“很荣幸!”Veronicaputs inBassarZepalm the handwith a smile, two peoplehold handsto depart, leave behindDavid who a facecompelsignorant.
维罗妮卡笑着将手置于巴萨泽掌心,两人牵手离去,留下一脸懵逼的戴维。Looks atBetty in lethargic sleep, Davidswallowed a saliva, heartAngel and devilfierce battle, after the devilwins, in the dwellingmalestaggering blowbythick patch of grassis knockedbut actually.
看着昏睡中的贝蒂,戴维咽了口唾沫,心头的天使和魔鬼激烈交战,魔鬼获胜后被草丛里的宅男闷棍敲倒。Daviddecidesto bring back to the laboratoryBetty, whenwill awaketomorrowthentoitsexplanation.
戴维决定将贝蒂带回实验室,等明天醒了再向其解释。„Mister, canexplain, why does thiswomandrink up the drinkon the darklethargic sleepbut actually?”DavidjustheldBetty, was stopped upby35waitersin the corner.
“先生,能解释一下,为何这位女士喝完饮料就昏昏睡倒吗?”戴维刚把贝蒂扶起来,就被三五个侍者堵在墙角。„Icanexplain......, shewas stranded, this.”
“我可以解释……呃,她困了,就这样。”„Wehad reported to the police, youexplainedto the police!”
“我们已经报警了,你向警察解释吧!”„Iam not, Ido not have......”
“我不是,我没有……”
......
……Drivesto rush to the police authorities, Luo Suwill snatchpackage of suspectsto throw into the temporaryprison, found time a San Francisco, passed byGolden Gate Bridge, sawthatflock of orangutansin the redPinenational park.
驱车赶至警局,罗素将抢包犯扔进临时监狱,抽空去了趟旧金山,路过金门大桥,在红杉树国家公园见到了那群猩猩。Seesthisfamousbridgeeach time, Luo Sucannot bearwantto complain.
每次看到这座著名的大桥,罗素就忍不住想要吐槽。In the movie of Hollywood, the White Housewas explodedover40times, the presidentwas graspedorassassinatedabouthundredtimes, but if compared withmiserable, Golden Gate Bridgeexceeds, after completingin more than 80years, was advanced the number of timesto reach as high asthreefiguresby the every large or smalldirector.
在好莱坞的电影里,白宫被炸超过四十次,总统被抓或是暗杀近百次,但要是比惨,还是金门大桥技高一筹,建成后的八十多年里,被大大小小的导演推到次数高达三位数。Earthquake, flood, meteorite, monster, nuclear bombandglad hander......
地震、洪水、陨石、怪兽、核弹、场面人……In comparison, thisorangutanattacks and occupiesGolden Gate Bridge, can definitely sayis the pediatrics, after all the bridgestill, cultivated/repairedcancontinueto use.
相比之下,这次猩猩攻占金门大桥,完全可以说得上是小儿科,毕竟大桥还在,修一修就能继续使用了。
The orangutansobtain the wisdom, the sharkincidentcause that meetsinHawaiiis completely consistentwithLuo Su, tostudytreatmentsenile dementiamedicine.
猩猩们获得智慧,和罗素在夏威夷遇到的鲨鱼事件起因完全一致,都是为了研究出治疗老年痴呆的特效药。Butfinallydoes not haveLuo Suto imagineis so bad, the medicinedoes not have the successinflowmarket, because of the recentseries of incident, medical institution'sbackboard of directorsinvestedanotherproject.
但结果没有罗素想象中那么糟糕,特效药没有成功流入市场,因为最近的一连串事件,医疗机构背后的董事会投资起了另一个项目。Is coordinatedby the U.S.Agovernment, unitesmanypowerfulfinancial groups, jointlystudies the reconnaissance shipwreckage of Gplanetalien.
由美帝政府牵头,联合诸多实力强大的财团,共同研究g行星外星人的侦察舰残骸。Involvingwere many domain, includes the medicalnerveproject, had the machineryto fight the successful case of police, the governmenthopes that will realize the possibility of human evolutionin the futuresuccessfully.
涉及了多了领域,其中就包括医疗神经项目,有了机械战警的成功案例,政府希望在未来成功实现人类进化的可能。Thisviewis ambiguous, is carefulmainlyto be divided intotwo, militaryandcivil.
这个说法非常含糊,细致下来主要分为两块,军用和民用。
The militarysector, Ministry of Defencesubmitted a large amount ofcontract, takes the technology of alienas the main source, the setnanotechnology and artificial intelligenceprocedure/program, build the favorable balance of tradenewneuron chip, lets a nottrainedaverage person, turns into the omnipotentsuperagent.
军用版块,国防部提交了一份巨额合同,以外星人的技术为蓝本,集合纳米技术和人工智能程序,打造出超新神经元芯片,让一个未受训练的普通人,变成无所不能的超级特工。Furthersomewhatunreliablywas again imaginary, the giant who secret archivesuniteseveralsectors, the promotionnanotechnologycompletes the body of realnotdying, making the soldiersupersoldier who compares favorably with the gods.
再进一步就有些玄幻了,一份机密档案联合数个行业领域的巨头,升级纳米技术完成真正的不死之身,让士兵成为媲美神明的超级战士。Clue that at present the U.S.Agovernmenthas, is the alien, the deviltrulyexistsin the realityincessantly, there is a hellalsoto mean that has the heaven.
就目前美帝政府掌握的线索,不止是外星人,魔鬼的确存在于现实中,有地狱也就意味着有天堂。Godheis subject to changing moods, before the nextbigfloodarrives, humanmustcomplete the promotion, so thatoneselfcan redeem himself.
上帝他老人家喜怒无常,在下一次大洪水到来之前,人类必须完成升级,以便自己救赎自己。Naturally, beforeredeemingoneself, U.S.Acan a serieswhole wide worldbe also excellent!
当然了,在救赎自己之前,美帝能一统八荒也是极好的!
The civilsectornot to mention, related totoomanytoomanydomains, is only artificial intelligence, subvertsnowadayssocial structuresufficiently.
民用版块就更不用说了,涉及到太多太多的领域,光是人工智能方面,就足以颠覆现如今的社会结构。Facingsoattractive, andhasmoneyJing the bigcake, the U.S.Agovernmenthas hundred responses to a single call, the majorfinancial groupsresponded, gave all out to snatch a pitposition, the funds, personnelandlocationswere instantaneously uneven.
面对如此诱人且极具钱景的大蛋糕,美帝政府一呼百应,各大财团纷纷响应,挤破头都要抢一个坑位,资金、人员、场地瞬间就齐了。Let the U.S.Agovernmentfeelwhatis vexed, the preservedmost completeGplanetreconnaissance shipfallson the East, that sidespokesmandoes not know at all , indicating that is an ordinarymeteorite, withoutreconnaissance ship, does not have the extraterrestrialhigh tech.
让美帝政府感到糟心的是,保存最完整g行星侦察舰落在东方,那边的发言人一问三不知,表示那就是一颗普通的陨石,没有侦察舰,也没有外星高科技。Do not ask,askeddoes not have!
别问,问就是没有!FollowingmatterLuo Sudid not care,finishes talking the heartwithmajor stockholders of medical institution, at the same nightconvened the shareholders' meeting. Do not study the orangutan, makes the best use of the timeto turn over the extraterrestrialscience and technology, thatwill be the future of entire human race.
后续的事情罗素不关心,和一位医疗机构的大股东谈完心,连夜召集了股东大会。别研究猩猩了,抓紧时间倒腾外星科技吧,那才是全人类的未来。
The matter of orangutancomes to the end, Luo Sudoes not wantto meddleagain, without the brainremnantmedicinecirculation, thisflock of orangutansis doomed unable to turnwhatrough seas, along withthemwent.
猩猩的事告一段落,罗素不想再插手,没有脑残药流通,这群猩猩注定翻不出什么大浪,随它们去好了。
......
……Next dayarrives at the police authorities, the timehas been close tonoon, a Pierrefacegood fortunedoes not fail in one's missiontworeportslosestoLuo Su, andinquired the partyandyounger sister'smatter.
第二天来到警局,时间已经接近中午,皮埃尔一脸幸不辱命将两份报告丢给罗素,并询问派对和妹子的事情。
The singledogwantsto discusslove a time, best is good, statureto be good, cheekgoodyoungblondeyounger sister.
单身狗想要谈一次恋爱,最好是个性格好、身材好、脸蛋好的年轻金发妹子。Pierreknows that Luo Suis a rich man, the sidedefinitelydoes not lackthisyounger sister, heis not greedy, uniformtwoonline.
皮埃尔知道罗素是有钱人,身边肯定不缺这种妹子,他不贪心,匀两个就行。„It is not right, didn't Igiveyouto introducebefore?”
“不对呀,我之前不是给你介绍过了吗?”„Has?”
“有吗?”Pierreknits the browsto rack one's brains, the memorygoes haywire, a whilestays up lateto rush to finish the reportin the police authorities, a while is the blondeyounger sisterhas a lengthy conversationall night, the whole personwas ignorant.
皮埃尔皱眉苦思,记忆陷入混乱,一会儿是在警局熬夜赶报告,一会儿是和金发妹子彻夜长谈,整个人都懵了。„Probablyhas, butIgot drunk, the essentialplotdoes not have the impression......”
“好像是有的,但我喝醉了,关键剧情毫无印象……”Luo SuracketPierre'sshoulder, itaccording to chair: „Got drunkonrest, come, the report that thissnatchhold/containerFan, handlesit.”罗素拍拍皮埃尔的肩膀,将其按在椅子上:“喝醉了就休息一下,来,这有一个抢包犯的报告,搞定它。”„Howalsoto come, youhave promisedme, will not have for the second time.”
“怎么还来,你答应过我,不会有第二次了。”„Has?”Luo Sublinks.
“有吗?”罗素眨眨眼。„Probably...... does not have!”Pierreblinks, thoroughMongoliancircle.
“好像是……没有的!”皮埃尔眨眨眼,彻底蒙圈了。„Have not lookedto give a pretext, quicklywrites the report, in the eveningIgiveyouto introduce a younger sisteragain.”
“没有就别找借口了,赶快写报告,晚上我再给你介绍一个妹子。”„Really?”
“真的?”„Naturally, youare not a beautiful woman, whycandeceiveyou?”
“当然,你又不是美女,为什么要骗你?”„But, Ion have the caseon hand......”
“可是,我手头上也有案子……”„Wrappedonme, starting todayIsolved a case, youwrote the reportspecially, decidedonlike thishappily.”
“包我身上了,从今天开始我来破案,你专门写报告,就这么愉快地决定了。”
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