AE :: Volume #21 我讨厌混乱

#1044: Wrapped on me


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One cup of ice water, thanks!” “一杯冰水,谢谢!” In the cafe, Luo Su wanted one cup of ice water, the left and right to sit Veronica and Betty, the opposite was dead fish eye masters and disciples Bassar Ze and David. 咖啡厅里,罗素要了一杯冰水,左右两边坐着维罗妮卡和贝蒂,对面是死鱼眼师徒巴萨泽和戴维。 Without the means that four people of booths sit five people, Luo Su do not want to close up with the gentleman who two resentment soar to the heavens, must push between Veronica and Betty. 没办法,四人卡座坐五个人,罗素不想和两个怨气冲天的男士靠拢,只得挤在了维罗妮卡和贝蒂中间。 About the big or small beautiful woman, in addition opposite murderous aura the threatening look, brought to Luo Su double joyful. 左右大小美女,再加上对面杀气逼人的眼神,给罗素带来了双倍快乐。 Master Luo Su, no, Officer Luo Su, the big evening drives the police vehicle to go out, doesn't need to keep the order?” 罗素法师,不,罗素警官,大晚上开警车出门,不用去维持秩序吗?” In Bassar Ze language the belt/bring thorn, only wants to run on a bank Luo Su, good and Veronica is together alone. 巴萨泽语中带刺,只想把罗素挤兑走,好和维罗妮卡单独相处。 The millenniums have not seen, the Veronica seal in soul, only the sleep/felt rested very long very long thinks, but to Bassar Ze, is actually an incomparably long waiting, many words want to pour out. 千年未见,维罗妮卡封印在魂器之中,只觉睡了很长很长的一觉,但对巴萨泽而言,却是一段无比漫长的等待,有好多话想要倾诉。 Also cannot be victorious, otherwise he tramples Luo Su early turns, is hugging the richness coronata month before last under. 也就是打不过,不然他早把罗素踹翻,抱着美人花前月下了。 Is holding the similar idea also has David, an electric lamp bulb confuses two pairs of lovers, hating his tooth to be itchy, selects the share to roast the rib platoon, after sitting down, stared at Luo Su to start to do a lot of talking. 抱着同样想法的还有戴维,一个电灯泡搅乱两对情侣,恨得他牙痒痒,点了份烤肋排,坐下后盯着罗素开始磨牙。 Creak! 咯吱咯吱! Doesn't matter, is not I am on duty tonight, said again, in the car(riage) the stopper is also snatching hold/container Fan, I must look that cannot make him run.” “没关系,今晚不是我值班,再说了,车里还塞着一个抢包犯,我得看着点不能让他跑了。” That brings back to the police authorities quickly! 那就赶快把人带回警局啊! Bassar Ze takes up a rib platoon, did a lot of talking with the apprentice together. 巴萨泽拿起一根肋排,跟着徒弟一起磨牙。 Creak! 咯吱咯吱! „Does Veronica, really no longer consider?” “维罗妮卡,真的不再考虑一下吗?” Luo Su invited Veronica to have a night-time snack alone, was turned down, sent out the invitation incorrigibly wicked again. 罗素邀请维罗妮卡单独吃夜宵,遭到婉拒,贼心不死再次发出邀请。 He does not have other meaning, wants to eat meal and catch the wind, charges to Veronica while convenient, supplements the world history. 他没别的意思,就想吃吃饭、兜兜风,顺便给维罗妮卡充充电,补充一下世界历史。 Naturally, if Veronica is interesting, he definitely does not reject. 当然,如果维罗妮卡有意思,他肯定不拒绝。 „, I have complied to have the dinner with Bassar Ze, in bids good-bye before him, I will not comply with other gentlemen's invitations.” Veronica smiles the rejection pale, pulls out while convenient from the Luo Su claw own hand. “不了,我已经答应和巴萨泽共进晚餐,在和他分手之前,我不会答应其他男士的邀请。”维罗妮卡淡笑拒绝,顺便把自己的手从罗素爪子里抽出来。 Good, if you and Bassar Ze blew, remembers that calls me.” “好吧,如果你和巴萨泽吹了,记得给我打电话。” The big beautiful woman does not come the electricity, Luo Su to turn the head to look to the young beautiful woman, grabs Betty's hand: I decided the position in Madison Avenue's Michelin Samsung, lacks a leading lady, can invite you to advance together the midnight snack fortunately?” 大美女不来电,罗素转头看向小美女,抓住贝蒂的手:“我在麦迪逊大道的米其林三星定了位置,缺一位女主角,能有幸邀请你共进夜宵吗?” Creak! 咯吱咯吱! „Did you decide?” “你定了?” Also no, but I telephone, the opposite should not reject.” “还没有,但我打个电话,对面应该不会拒绝。” Does not have the issue, I extremely am honored.” “没问题,我非常荣幸。” ! 咔嚓! David hears word cuts by biting the rib platoon, he and Betty are not the male and female friend relate, did not have one to cast aside caret-shaped, the spare tire is not, Betty complies to have the dinner with Luo Su, he can only stare dry/does. 戴维闻言咬断肋排,他和贝蒂不是男女朋友关系,八字还没一撇,备胎都算不上,贝蒂答应和罗素共进晚餐,他只能干瞪眼。 like this complied easily......” 这么容易就答应了……” Luo Su looked at Betty one eyes strangely, he is casual asked, teases opposite David while convenient, has not thought that really made. 罗素奇怪看了贝蒂一眼,他就随便一问,顺便逗一逗对面的戴维,没想到真的约到手了。 Right, but I have a condition.” “没错,但我有个条件。” Betty the eldest child vigor, pulled out from the Luo Su claw own hand, turns on package of packages to take out the written records: Officer Luo Su, I am the student of New York City University department of journalism, hopes that can conduct an interview to you, and reported in the campus broadcasting station.” 贝蒂费了老大劲儿,才把自己的手从罗素爪子里抽出来,打开包包取出纸笔:“罗素警官,我是纽约城市大学新闻系的学生,希望能对你进行一次专访,并在校园广播站进行报道。” I have what am good to interview, if about the magic, I had nothing saying that asked David was good, he spoke out frankly to you.” “我有什么好采访的,如果是关于魔法,我没什么可说的,问戴维好了,他对你知无不言。” Luo Su shakes the head, he did not care that the populace knew existence of magic, the tonight's flame five glow stars and gate of changes hell have many eyewitness, cannot conceal the truth, but does not think that were informed widely by the enrolling magician, that will bring inconveniently to his mission. 罗素摇头,他不关心大众得知魔法的存在,今晚的火焰五芒星和地狱之门异动有很多目击者,根本瞒不住,只是不想自己被挂名魔法师广而告之,那会给他的任务带来不便。 Is just like the status of billionaire, makes him have a headache, the popularity is too high, the having no way undercover goes to the enemy side. 好比亿万富翁的身份,就让他非常头疼,知名度太高,没法卧底去敌方内部。 No, I do not plan to report the magic, your custom David told me.” “不,我不打算报道魔法,你们的规矩戴维和我说过了。” Vedillo brings to say excitedly: I want to interview you , because you give up trillion family property being the police, this very positive synergy, has the burst point very much, therefore......” 贝蒂略带激动道:“我想采访你,是因为你放弃亿万家产去做警察,这非常正能量,也很有爆点,所以……” Betty words to half, covered mouth to have a yawn, to the end rested on the booth seat back cushion. 贝蒂话到一半,捂嘴打了个哈欠,倒头在卡座靠背上睡了过去。 Luo Su curls the lip slightly: About my memory, had deleted from Betty mind, after waking up, do not tell her.” 罗素微微撇嘴:“关于我的记忆,已经从贝蒂脑海里删除了,醒来之后也别告诉她。” Why?” David does not understand. “为什么?”戴维不懂。 „The person who makes the news cannot keep the secret, but the point that they care about gossips, these are not I want.” “做新闻的人藏不住秘密,而他们关心的点又非常八卦,这些都不是我想要的。” Luo Su sets out to go out of the booth: „, Was all right like this later do not relate. Veronica is an exception, if your which day thought through and Bassar Ze bids good-bye, I can borrow a shoulder to you.” 罗素起身走出卡座:“就这样了,没什么事以后别联系。维罗妮卡除外,如果你哪天想通了和巴萨泽分手,我可以借个肩膀给你。” Waits for.” “等一下。” Bassar Ze sets out, goes forward two to inquire low voice: Master Luo Su, are you...... really a devil?” 巴萨泽起身,上前两步小声询问:“罗素法师,你……真的是魔鬼吗?” I said that I am Satan, do you believe?” “我说我是撒旦,你信吗?” „......” “……” Bassar Ze corner of the eye tics, he is not willing to believe genuinely, but the fact puts at present, is beyond control he not to believe. 巴萨泽眼角抽抽,他打心眼里不愿相信,可事实摆在眼前,由不得他不信。 Does to complete not calls spirit the gate of casting a spell opening hell, no dead spirit is actually willing to respond summoned, but Luo Su actually easily opened the gate of hell, the exile did and Maxim not. 莫干妮完成‘唤灵’禁咒开启地狱之门,却没有一个亡灵愿意响应号召,而罗素却轻易开启了地狱之门,流放莫干妮和马克西姆。 Relax, Satan is the business that I took over recently, before for a long time is very very long, I have made Sorcerer Supreme, has been striving for the protection world, is a good person!” “放心,撒旦是我最近才接手的生意,很久很久以前我做过至尊法师,一直在为保护世界而奋斗,是个好人!” In the eye that the Luo Su racket Bassar Ze's shoulder, the smile narrows black light flashes passes, in its uneasy leaves the cafe, drives to vanish in the corner end. 罗素拍拍巴萨泽的肩膀,微笑眯起的眼中黑光一闪即逝,在其惴惴不安中离开咖啡厅,驱车消失在街角尽头。 What's wrong, Bassar Ze?” “怎么了,巴萨泽?” No, no, is only......” “不,没什么,只是……” Bassar Ze starts to speak but hesitates, after puzzled moment, deeply inspires, this matter he cannot control, holding at present is the key: Veronica, I can invite you to have the dinner, without Michelin Samsung, only then the small restaurant in Chinatown.” 巴萨泽欲言又止,纠结片刻后深吸一口气,这事儿他管不了,抓住眼前才是关键:“维罗妮卡,我能邀请你共进晚餐吗,没有米其林三星,只有唐人街的一家小餐馆。” Is honored very much!” “很荣幸!” Veronica puts in Bassar Ze palm the hand with a smile, two people hold hands to depart, leave behind David who a face compels ignorant. 维罗妮卡笑着将手置于巴萨泽掌心,两人牵手离去,留下一脸懵逼的戴维。 Looks at Betty in lethargic sleep, David swallowed a saliva, heart Angel and devil fierce battle, after the devil wins, in the dwelling male staggering blow by thick patch of grass is knocked but actually. 看着昏睡中的贝蒂,戴维咽了口唾沫,心头的天使和魔鬼激烈交战,魔鬼获胜后被草丛里的宅男闷棍敲倒。 David decides to bring back to the laboratory Betty, when will awake tomorrow then to its explanation. 戴维决定将贝蒂带回实验室,等明天醒了再向其解释。 Mister, can explain, why does this woman drink up the drink on the dark lethargic sleep but actually?” David just held Betty, was stopped up by 35 waiters in the corner. “先生,能解释一下,为何这位女士喝完饮料就昏昏睡倒吗?”戴维刚把贝蒂扶起来,就被三五个侍者堵在墙角。 I can explain......, she was stranded, this.” “我可以解释……呃,她困了,就这样。” We had reported to the police, you explained to the police!” “我们已经报警了,你向警察解释吧!” I am not, I do not have......” “我不是,我没有……” ...... …… Drives to rush to the police authorities, Luo Su will snatch package of suspects to throw into the temporary prison, found time a San Francisco, passed by Golden Gate Bridge, saw that flock of orangutans in the red Pine national park. 驱车赶至警局,罗素将抢包犯扔进临时监狱,抽空去了趟旧金山,路过金门大桥,在红杉树国家公园见到了那群猩猩。 Sees this famous bridge each time, Luo Su cannot bear want to complain. 每次看到这座著名的大桥,罗素就忍不住想要吐槽。 In the movie of Hollywood, the White House was exploded over 40 times, the president was grasped or assassinated about hundred times, but if compared with miserable, Golden Gate Bridge exceeds, after completing in more than 80 years, was advanced the number of times to reach as high as three figures by the every large or small director. 在好莱坞的电影里,白宫被炸超过四十次,总统被抓或是暗杀近百次,但要是比惨,还是金门大桥技高一筹,建成后的八十多年里,被大大小小的导演推到次数高达三位数。 Earthquake, flood, meteorite, monster, nuclear bomb and glad hander...... 地震、洪水、陨石、怪兽、核弹、场面人…… In comparison, this orangutan attacks and occupies Golden Gate Bridge, can definitely say is the pediatrics, after all the bridge still, cultivated/repaired can continue to use. 相比之下,这次猩猩攻占金门大桥,完全可以说得上是小儿科,毕竟大桥还在,修一修就能继续使用了。 The orangutans obtain the wisdom, the shark incident cause that meets in Hawaii is completely consistent with Luo Su, to study treatment senile dementia medicine. 猩猩们获得智慧,和罗素在夏威夷遇到的鲨鱼事件起因完全一致,都是为了研究出治疗老年痴呆的特效药。 But finally does not have Luo Su to imagine is so bad, the medicine does not have the success inflow market, because of the recent series of incident, medical institution's back board of directors invested another project. 但结果没有罗素想象中那么糟糕,特效药没有成功流入市场,因为最近的一连串事件,医疗机构背后的董事会投资起了另一个项目。 Is coordinated by the U.S.A government, unites many powerful financial groups, jointly studies the reconnaissance ship wreckage of G planet alien. 美帝政府牵头,联合诸多实力强大的财团,共同研究g行星外星人的侦察舰残骸。 Involving were many domain, includes the medical nerve project, had the machinery to fight the successful case of police, the government hopes that will realize the possibility of human evolution in the future successfully. 涉及了多了领域,其中就包括医疗神经项目,有了机械战警的成功案例,政府希望在未来成功实现人类进化的可能。 This view is ambiguous, is careful mainly to be divided into two, military and civil. 这个说法非常含糊,细致下来主要分为两块,军用和民用。 The military sector, Ministry of Defence submitted a large amount of contract, takes the technology of alien as the main source, the set nanotechnology and artificial intelligence procedure/program, build the favorable balance of trade new neuron chip, lets a not trained average person, turns into the omnipotent super agent. 军用版块,国防部提交了一份巨额合同,以外星人的技术为蓝本,集合纳米技术和人工智能程序,打造出超新神经元芯片,让一个未受训练的普通人,变成无所不能的超级特工。 Further somewhat unreliably was again imaginary, the giant who secret archives unite several sectors, the promotion nanotechnology completes the body of real not dying, making the soldier super soldier who compares favorably with the gods. 再进一步就有些玄幻了,一份机密档案联合数个行业领域的巨头,升级纳米技术完成真正的不死之身,让士兵成为媲美神明的超级战士。 Clue that at present the U.S.A government has, is the alien, the devil truly exists in the reality incessantly, there is a hell also to mean that has the heaven. 就目前美帝政府掌握的线索,不止是外星人,魔鬼的确存在于现实中,有地狱也就意味着有天堂。 God he is subject to changing moods, before the next big flood arrives, human must complete the promotion, so that oneself can redeem himself. 上帝他老人家喜怒无常,在下一次大洪水到来之前,人类必须完成升级,以便自己救赎自己。 Naturally, before redeeming oneself, U.S.A can a series whole wide world be also excellent! 当然了,在救赎自己之前,美帝能一统八荒也是极好的! The civil sector not to mention, related to too many too many domains, is only artificial intelligence, subverts nowadays social structure sufficiently. 民用版块就更不用说了,涉及到太多太多的领域,光是人工智能方面,就足以颠覆现如今的社会结构。 Facing so attractive, and has money Jing the big cake, the U.S.A government has hundred responses to a single call, the major financial groups responded, gave all out to snatch a pit position, the funds, personnel and locations were instantaneously uneven. 面对如此诱人且极具钱景的大蛋糕,美帝政府一呼百应,各大财团纷纷响应,挤破头都要抢一个坑位,资金、人员、场地瞬间就齐了。 Let the U.S.A government feel what is vexed, the preserved most complete G planet reconnaissance ship falls on the East, that side spokesman does not know at all , indicating that is an ordinary meteorite, without reconnaissance ship, does not have the extraterrestrial high tech. 美帝政府感到糟心的是,保存最完整g行星侦察舰落在东方,那边的发言人一问三不知,表示那就是一颗普通的陨石,没有侦察舰,也没有外星高科技。 Do not ask, asked does not have! 别问,问就是没有! Following matter Luo Su did not care, finishes talking the heart with major stockholders of medical institution, at the same night convened the shareholders' meeting. Do not study the orangutan, makes the best use of the time to turn over the extraterrestrial science and technology, that will be the future of entire human race. 后续的事情罗素不关心,和一位医疗机构的大股东谈完心,连夜召集了股东大会。别研究猩猩了,抓紧时间倒腾外星科技吧,那才是全人类的未来。 The matter of orangutan comes to the end, Luo Su does not want to meddle again, without the brain remnant medicine circulation, this flock of orangutans is doomed unable to turn what rough seas, along with them went. 猩猩的事告一段落,罗素不想再插手,没有脑残药流通,这群猩猩注定翻不出什么大浪,随它们去好了。 ...... …… Next day arrives at the police authorities, the time has been close to noon, a Pierre face good fortune does not fail in one's mission two reports loses to Luo Su, and inquired the party and younger sister's matter. 第二天来到警局,时间已经接近中午,皮埃尔一脸幸不辱命将两份报告丢给罗素,并询问派对和妹子的事情。 The single dog wants to discuss love a time, best is good, stature to be good, cheek good young blonde younger sister. 单身狗想要谈一次恋爱,最好是个性格好、身材好、脸蛋好的年轻金发妹子。 Pierre knows that Luo Su is a rich man, the side definitely does not lack this younger sister, he is not greedy, uniform two on line. 皮埃尔知道罗素是有钱人,身边肯定不缺这种妹子,他不贪心,匀两个就行。 „It is not right, didn't I give you to introduce before?” “不对呀,我之前不是给你介绍过了吗?” Has?” “有吗?” Pierre knits the brows to rack one's brains, the memory goes haywire, a while stays up late to rush to finish the report in the police authorities, a while is the blonde younger sister has a lengthy conversation all night, the whole person was ignorant. 皮埃尔皱眉苦思,记忆陷入混乱,一会儿是在警局熬夜赶报告,一会儿是和金发妹子彻夜长谈,整个人都懵了。 Probably has, but I got drunk, the essential plot does not have the impression......” “好像是有的,但我喝醉了,关键剧情毫无印象……” Luo Su racket Pierre's shoulder, it according to chair: Got drunk on rest, come, the report that this snatch hold/container Fan, handles it.” 罗素拍拍皮埃尔的肩膀,将其按在椅子上:“喝醉了就休息一下,来,这有一个抢包犯的报告,搞定它。” How also to come, you have promised me, will not have for the second time.” “怎么还来,你答应过我,不会有第二次了。” Has?” Luo Su blinks. “有吗?”罗素眨眨眼。 Probably...... does not have!” Pierre blinks, thorough Mongolian circle. “好像是……没有的!”皮埃尔眨眨眼,彻底蒙圈了。 Have not looked to give a pretext, quickly writes the report, in the evening I give you to introduce a younger sister again.” “没有就别找借口了,赶快写报告,晚上我再给你介绍一个妹子。” Really?” “真的?” Naturally, you are not a beautiful woman, why can deceive you?” “当然,你又不是美女,为什么要骗你?” But, I on have the case on hand......” “可是,我手头上也有案子……” Wrapped on me, starting today I solved a case, you wrote the report specially, decided on like this happily.” “包我身上了,从今天开始我来破案,你专门写报告,就这么愉快地决定了。”
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