AE :: Volume #20 我讨厌漫威Ⅵ

#971: Hits you for your own good


Tony, you are not cannot achieve, why can prepare the warm-up?” “托尼,你不是做不到吗,为什么要准备热身活动?” I looked that the father you are doing, with doing.” “我看父亲你在做,就跟着做了。” You may be really filial!” “你可真孝顺!” Also ok, mainly did not have the opportunity.” “还行,主要是一直没机会。” „......” “……” The warming-up exercise finished, Tony shook the shoulder, both hands empty grasped the fist, put on the boxing stance, looked that its step has worked hard absolutely. 热身运动完毕,托尼晃了晃肩膀,双手虚握拳头,摆好拳击架势,看其步伐绝对是下过功夫。 Howard nods: Tony, the posture is good, to is really same, where from studies the female Self-defense skill?” 霍华德点点头:“托尼,姿势不错,就跟真的一样,从哪学得女子防身术?” „It is not the female Self-defense skill, Israeli wrestle technique, mixed martial arts, the truncation Fist Dao and Karate I have studied.” “不是女子防身术,以色列格斗术、散打、截拳道、空手道我都学过。” Tony sent out names unknowingly, during the spoken languages was confident, opposite silly bi had the steel to fight the clothes not to use, must play the wrestle with him, this and delivered the head/number of people to have anything to distinguish. 托尼不经意间报出一个个名字,言语间信心十足,对面的傻哔有钢铁战衣不用,非要和他玩格斗,这和送人头有什么区别。 This was dependable! 这把稳了! As a future person, the Tony's understanding of the fight, is defeats advanced barbarically. 作为一名未来主义者,托尼对战斗的理解,是先进战胜野蛮。 He uses the intelligent mind to design the steel to fight the clothes, and improves the innovation unceasingly, comes the new powerful enemy and crisis of effect on. 他用聪明的头脑设计钢铁战衣,并不断改良创新,来效应对新的强敌和危机。 But this does not mean, without the steel fought the clothes he to allow to be oppressed. 但这并不意味着,没了钢铁战衣他就任人宰割。 Tony is a smart person, which knows own weakness, to prevent fights clothes without the steel, was regarded a dish easily to get rid of by the enemy, he learned/studied many wrestle skills. 托尼是个聪明人,知道自己的弱点在哪,为了防止在没有钢铁战衣的情况下,被敌人当成一盘菜轻易干掉,他学习了很多格斗技巧。 Did not mediate super hero / villain bare-handed wrestle, hit two S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, was absolutely easy, changes the rhetoric way, the commonplace 35 guys cannot near body. 不说和超级英雄/反派徒手格斗,打两个神盾局的特工,绝对轻而易举,换个修辞方式,等闲三五个大汉不能近身。 Naturally, he craves the physical ability exercise, in-depth reason. 当然了,他之所以热衷体能锻炼,还有更为深层的原因。 Howard sighs with emotion again and again: You are fiercer than me, I have not studied, only learn/study free sparring, is with a female coach in the bed......, to be honest, I a little regretted to take off to fight the clothes.” 霍华德感慨连连:“那你比我厉害,我就没怎么学过,唯一一次学习自由搏击,还是和一个女教练在床……咳咳,说实话,我有点后悔脱掉战衣了。” This is not perhaps good, but you could rest assured that I guaranteed cannot kill you.” “这恐怕不行,不过你放心,我保证不会打死你。” Tony at present one bright, the confidence is more sufficient, does not wait for Howard to respond, the stride goes forward is a round of straight punch. 托尼眼前一亮,信心更加充足,不等霍华德反应过来,跨步上前便是一发直拳。 ! 啪! The vicious fist spits the letter/believes just like the poisonous snake, center Howard surface gate, after a dull thumping sound, Tony receives the fist to withdraw two steps, the complexion is surprised. 凶狠的拳头宛若毒蛇吐信,正中霍华德面门,一声闷响过后,托尼收拳退后两步,脸色惊疑不定。 Howard rubbed the nose, shows the meaningful smile: Tony, do not look at my age, actually I anti- hit very much, you can make an effort again.” 霍华德揉了揉鼻子,露出意味深长的笑容:“托尼,别看我一把年纪了,其实我很耐打的,你可以再用力一点。” Good, father!” “好的,爸爸!” Tony words to shouted angrily finally, went forward two to shake the fist furiously, hit Howard's surface gate again, then the double fist stroked its whole body various places continuously. 托尼话到最后怒喝一声,上前两步奋力挥拳,再次击中霍华德的面门,而后双拳连续击打其全身各处。 Arrived the meat, Howard does not dodge sincerely does not evade, stands like the meat pile, the corners of the mouth bring back smiles pale, from the beginning has not diverged. 拳拳到肉,霍华德不闪不避,如同肉桩子般站直,嘴角勾起的淡笑,从一开始就没散去。 Bang! Bang! Bang- 嘭!嘭!嘭-- Hits hard continuously does not have the improvement, Tony deeply to inspire, both eyes one cold, flies to trample in Howard chest. 连续重击都没有起色,托尼深吸一口气,双目一凛,飞起一脚踹在霍华德胸口。 After dull thumping sound, Howard is motionless, the Tony rebounded strength shakes draws back, fell sits in the place, on the face wrote all over inconceivable. 闷响过后,霍华德一动不动,托尼被反弹的力道震退,一屁股摔坐在地,脸上写满了不可思议。 Tony, did not need to endure again, your hand was very certainly sore.” Howard occupies a commanding position, in the eye brings to wipe the happy expression of dai Chinese zither. “托尼,不用再忍了,你的手一定很疼。”霍华德居高临下,眼中带着一抹嘚瑟的笑意。 This is unfair!” “这不公平!” Tony rubs to crawl from the ground, behind both hands place rub desperately, competitive say/way: You cheat, on you also has the steel to fight the clothes.” 托尼蹭一下从地上爬起来,双手放在背后死命摩擦,不服输道:“你作弊,你身上还有钢铁战衣。” No.” “没有。” Definitely has, I just kicked the sheet iron.” “肯定有,我刚刚踢到铁板了。” That is not a sheet iron, that is father's abdominal muscles.” “那不是铁板,那是爸爸的腹肌。” Saying, Howard unties the knot of floral shirt, throws conveniently one side. 说着,霍华德解开花衬衫的扣子,随手扔到一旁。 ( ;) (;) Tony looks at Howard muscle dumbfoundedly, the line is not smoothly extremely fat, younger sister's sharp weapon, he has a dream the good stature of absolutely wanting. 托尼目瞪口呆看着霍华德身上的肌肉,线条流畅不臃肿,绝对是把妹的利器,他做梦都想要的好身材。 Excuse me, forgot a moment ago, although I never exercise, but I had injected super soldier blood serum 3 and anti- aged blood serum and super soldier blood serum 6 strengthening versions......” “不好意思,刚才忘记说了,我虽然从不锻炼身体,但我曾经注射过超级士兵血清三型、抗老化血清、超级士兵血清六型强化版……” Howard cracks into a smile, both hands make a fist to receive in the underbelly, the whole body muscle tie tight, flash muscle group inflation, edges and corners clearly just like steel construction. 霍华德咧嘴一笑,双手握拳收于腹下,全身肌肉紧绷,一瞬间肌肉群膨胀而起,棱角分明宛如钢铁浇筑。 Tony, you should hear super soldier blood serum, of World War II Captain America injection, in other words , I quickly was stronger than that time Captain America!” “托尼,你应该听说过超级士兵血清,二战时期美国队长注射的那一款,换言之,我比那时候的美国队长更快更强!” The voice falls, Howard both feet treads the ground fiercely, leaps three meters high, below falls behind the knee to hit Tony forehead to go. 话音落下,霍华德双脚猛踏地面,一跃三米之高,下落后膝盖直撞托尼脑门而去。 „......” “……” Tony scolded the slang that no one could understand, whiz one avoided to side, has not thought, just walked two steps, was gripped the nape of destiny by Howard. 托尼骂了一句谁也听不懂的俚语,嗖一下向旁边躲开,不曾想,刚走两步,便被霍华德握住了命运的后颈。 At present is dizzy, Tony body one light, by very ungraceful posture falls down. 眼前天旋地转,托尼身子一轻,以十分不雅的姿势摔倒在地。 He turns over/stands up looks at to Howard, hurried opens the mouth: Father, I and you joked, wore the clothes quickly, do not catch cold.” 他翻身看向走过来的霍华德,急忙开口:“父亲,我和你闹着玩呢,快把衣服穿上,别着凉了。” Quickly is stronger than Captain America, Tony does not understand that this is what concept, but does not hinder him to know that once Steve had the human peak physical ability. 美国队长更快更强,托尼不明白这是什么概念,但不妨碍他知道曾经的史蒂夫拥有人类巅峰体能。 Without studying any wrestle technology, by the speed, strength and reaction capacity, still has been able according to hit in the place being swindled son him. 即便没有学过任何格斗技术,凭借速度、力量、反应能力,也能把他按在地上当儿子打。 Therefore, does not wait for Howard to begin, Tony jumps over the insignificant coming under attack process, directly enters the result, starts to shout the father. 所以,不等霍华德动手,托尼跳过无意义的挨打过程,直接进入结果,开始喊爸爸。 Tony, although we are the fickle men, but the idea becomes too quickly is not the good deed......” “托尼,虽然我们都是善变的男人,但主意变得太快可不是好事……” Said finally, Howard tone transferred coldly: Do not struggle, no matter there is a steel to fight the clothes, your father is always your father, today this beats mercilessly, you suffered.” 说道最后,霍华德语气转冷:“别挣扎了,不管有没有钢铁战衣,你爸爸始终是你爸爸,今天这顿毒打,你挨定了。” Father, calm, I am your Tony!” “父亲,冷静,我是你的托尼啊!” This lines, Howard had also read before, at that time Tony ignored, two people transform the position, Howard also treats as has not heard, holding down Tony is one punches fat. 这句台词,霍华德之前也念过,当时托尼置之不理,两人变换位置,霍华德也当做没听见,按住托尼便是一顿胖揍。 Cannot die, but is very sore, will swell, after firing off, Tony was fat. 死不了,但很疼,而且会肿,打完之后,托尼就胖了一圈。 Crisp!!” “爽!!” When it's over, Howard picks up the shirt to put on, the foot is rolls up one group, Tony who two cavities look at the day. 事毕,霍华德捡起衬衫穿上,脚边是蜷缩成一团,两眼空洞望天的托尼。 Do not install, wears quickly the clothes.” “别装了,快把衣服穿好。” „......” “……” This lines Tony is very ripe, he said before often, changes into others, sounding the whole body is uncomfortable. 这句台词托尼很熟,他以前经常说,换成别人来说,听起来浑身难受。 He grins speechless, bumps into the wound, immediately pulls out the cold air. 他无语咧嘴,碰到伤口,顿时直抽凉气。 Is quick, father I, although does not have to practice the wrestle skill specially, but I have studied the dissection, that could not kill the person not to affect your normal act a moment ago.” “快起来,爸爸我虽然没专门练习过格斗技巧,但我学过解剖,刚才那顿打死不了人也不影响你正常行动。” Howard lifted the foot to kick two on Tony: Wears the clothes, I lead you to see boss!” 霍华德抬脚在托尼身上踢了两下:“穿好衣服,我带你去见boss!” Sees boss? Don't you kill me? I understood, you must gather me, is right?” “见boss?你不杀我?我懂了,你们要招揽我,对不对?” Tony stares the big eye, third even/including asked the exit|to speak, bumping into the wound was one tics. 托尼瞪大眼睛,三连问出口,碰到伤口又是一阵直抽抽。 What's wrong, by the present you have not believed that I am your father?” “怎么,到现在你还不相信我是你父亲?” Howard curls the lip: I think that you are very intelligent, the result is a fool, this really not like me.” 霍华德撇撇嘴:“我以为你很聪明,结果是个笨蛋,这点真不像我。” „......” “……” Tony sets out to pick up the shirt, looked that is very complex to Howard's vision, the difficult opens the mouth said: Sorry, I do not believe you are a my father, after all......” 托尼起身捡起衬衫,看向霍华德的眼光十分复杂,艰难开口道:“抱歉,我还是不相信你是我父亲,毕竟……” I understand your mentality, if I really am your father, then you all actions, will show that before you are an idiot, right?” “我理解你的心态,如果我真是你父亲,那么你之前所有的行动,都将证明你是个白痴,对吗?” No, my meaning was you are too young.” “不,我的意思是你太年轻了。” Tony shakes the head again and again, such father he refuses to accept, seems like a younger brother, no father's substitution feeling. 托尼连连摇头,这样的父亲他拒绝接受,看起来像个弟弟,毫无父亲的代入感。 I, if told you, your mother seemed like a 20-year-old miss, you definitely affixed unable to bear.” “那我要是告诉你,你老妈看起来是个20多岁的姑娘,你肯定更加接受不了。” Tony: „......” 托尼:“……” Howard explained: Before has told you, I injected the anti-senescence blood serum, this blood serum circulates in the hydra, is the blood serum of rotten avenue, many people have injected.” 霍华德解释道:“之前告诉过你,我注射了抗衰老血清,这种血清在九头蛇内部流通,属于烂大街的血清,很多人都注射过。” Tony at present one bright: I, do I join the hydra to be able to enjoy internal employee benefits?” 托尼眼前一亮:“那我呢,我加入九头蛇应该可以享受内部员工福利吧?” You are not good, the exchange needs the overall, you to hydra without contribution , there would be no overall.” “你不行,兑换需要积分,你对九头蛇没有贡献,也就没有积分。” But you are a my father!” “但你是我父亲呀!” Howard hears word disdains to laugh: „, Haven't you believed?” 霍华德闻言不屑嗤笑:“呵,你不是还没相信吗?” Now letter/believes!” “现在信了!” Tony nods seriously: No matter you are a my father, so long as you can give me this good physique, you are my biological father.” 托尼郑重点点头:“不管你是不是我父亲,只要你能给我这幅好身板,你就是我亲父亲。” Hehe, you come, the father had the words and you said.” “呵呵,你过来,爸爸有话和你说。” „......” “……” I pass!” “那我过去!” Howard grins fiendishly to move toward Tony, the heavy father likes attaching on the fists and feet, taught Tony again sincerely, finally let its realize, the father only had one. 霍华德狞笑走向托尼,沉重的父爱附加在拳脚上,再次语重心长教训了托尼一顿,终于让其认识到了,爸爸只有一个。 If you want to show that you are a my father, that told me, your killed video outcome what's the matter, why...... were all these?” “如果你想证明你是我父亲,那就告诉我,你被杀的视频究竟是怎么回事,还有……这一切都是为什么?” Tony lies down on the ground, moves the whole body to hurt. 托尼躺在地上,动一下浑身都疼。 Video does not shear, but cleans the teeth......” “视频不是割头而是刷牙……” Howard squats side Tony, blocks from below the nose single-handedly, makes the cleaning the teeth shape single-handedly: Understood, acted in a play!” 霍华德蹲在托尼身边,一手遮住鼻子以下,一手做刷牙状:“看懂了吗,演戏罢了!” That...... you are sick, sends video that this letting person misunderstands to me, but also vanished like this for many years?” “那……你有病吗,寄这种让人误会的视频给我,还消失了这么多年?” Tony tone intensely, sits fiercely, fights with the fists on Howard face, then covers to begin to sway back and forth everywhere. 托尼语气激烈,猛地坐起来,一拳打在霍华德脸上,而后捂着手满地打滚。 Howard intertwines to look at Tony, sighed: Being a long story, I am not easy!” 霍华德纠结看着托尼,叹了口气道:“一言难尽,我也不容易啊!” That afterward recording tape also what's the matter, the team leader said hydra that you do an inside job Multiverse, added that...... the team leader he does deceive me?” “那后来的录像带又是怎么回事,队长说你卧底平行宇宙的九头蛇,还说……难道队长他骗我?” Steve indeed is deceiving you, but do not blame him, he is not easy.” “史蒂夫的确在骗你,但你别怪他,他也不容易。” What!?” “what!?” Tony eyes pupil shrinks suddenly: Team leader he...... he is the person of hydra!!” 托尼眼眸骤缩:“队长他……他是九头蛇的人!!” Accurate, Steve is the hydra team leader, under a person above ten thousand people......” “准确来说,史蒂夫是九头蛇队长,一人之下万人之上……” Howard speaking of this, complexion extremely non- nature: Our hydra and other organization are different, the member status is higher, the survival requirement is more difficult, these years were laborious he.” 霍华德说到这,脸色极为不自然:“不过我们九头蛇和别的组织不一样,成员地位越高,生存条件越艰难,这些年来辛苦他了。” Howard said that Tony only hears hydra team leader, intelligent such as he will comb in the together picture with Steve, stood fiercely: „It is not good, this is the plot, is the trap, I must tell others, they have the danger.” 霍华德说了很多,托尼只听到‘九头蛇队长’,聪明如他将和史蒂夫在一起的画面重新梳理一遍,猛地站了起来:“不好,这是阴谋,是陷阱,我得告诉其他人,他们有危险。” „Are others that you refer to who?” “你指的其他人是谁?” Does not wait for Tony to answer, Howard then curls the lip: „If avenger that group of people, perhaps, where has don't worry drunk tea.” 不等托尼回话,霍华德便撇撇嘴:“如果是复仇者那帮人,不用担心,没准已经在哪里喝茶了。” „Had they been grasped?” “他们已经被抓了?” Howard shakes the head: No, they heated bamboo strips for writing material!” 霍华德摇摇头:“不,他们杀青了!” What?” “啥?” A Tony face compels ignorant: This heating bamboo strips for writing material what meaning is, how don't I understand what is heard?” 托尼一脸懵逼:“这个‘杀青’是什么意思,我怎么听不明白呢?” Do not deceive yourself, you understood what is heard, but is not willing to face the reality.” “别骗自己了,你听明白了,只是不愿面对现实罢了。” Tony: „......” 托尼:“……” Oh, is not easy!” “唉,都不容易啊!” Howard patted Tony's shoulder: Walks, I lead you to see boss, remembers that little spoke the idle talk, all looked that my meaningful glance handles affairs.” 霍华德拍了拍托尼的肩膀:“走吧,我带你去见boss,记得少说废话,一切看我眼色行事。” Why, boss is savage becomes......” “为什么,难道boss是个凶残成……” Were covered the mouth Tony words to half by Howard, the latter forehead sweats, gets angry the sound said: Tm made you little speak the idle talk, couldn't understand? If you dare to talk nonsense again, I do not have your son!” 托尼话到一半就被霍华德捂住了嘴,后者额头冒汗,怒声道:“都tm让你少说废话了,是不是听不懂?你要是再敢胡说八道,我就没有你这个儿子!” Speaking of finally, Howard ponders over is being unsafe, for fear that was involved by Tony, lifts the hand to take down it, again fists and feet adding together. 说到最后,霍华德琢磨着不保险,唯恐被托尼牵连,抬手将其放倒,再次拳脚相加。 He hits, while bursts into tears: Tony, do not blame the father being stingy, later you understand, my does not hit you, loves you.” 他一边打,一边流泪:“托尼,别怪爸爸心狠,以后你就会明白,我这不是打你,是爱你。”
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