AE :: Volume #20 我讨厌漫威Ⅵ

#968: Sends out sound that is deliberately bad


Hurts with the Luo Su chat unusual egg, because this goods are how exasperating how come, under changes the pattern to dig a pit the sheath. 罗素聊天非常蛋疼,因为这货怎么气人怎么来,变着花样挖坑下套子。 When you see through his repertoire, a big stride has leapt, when falls to the ground faints from fear, the seemingly smooth safe area has buried the trap actually, the pit is deep. 当你看穿他的套路,一个大跨步跃过,落地时才惊觉,看似平整的安全区实则早已埋好了陷阱,坑非常深。 And is very likely, this is a pit that has the flavor! 且极有可能,这是一个有味道的坑! Changing into others like this is rampant, Nick a round of Death God one-eyed has stared, may change into Luo Su, he pondered over position and strength of a both sides, discovered that in the spoken language admits defeat good actually. 换成别人这么嚣张,尼克・弗瑞早就一发死神独眼瞪过去了,可换成罗素,他琢磨了一下双方的地位和实力,发现言语上吃瘪其实也蛮好。 When respected the elderly man! 就当尊重老人家了! Non- earthly branch, do I look very old?” “非酋,我看起来很老吗?” Luo Su tilts the head, the line of sight leaves the total information projection, frames on Nick, five seconds shake the head again and again: Said that God is fair, gave you an ugly semblance, will also give your touching IQ again, avoids you seems uncoordinated.” 罗素歪头,视线离开全息投影,定格在尼克・弗瑞身上,五秒钟之连连摇头:“都说上帝是公平的,给了你一副丑陋的外表,还会再给你感人的智商,避免你显得不协调。” But this saying puts on you is not completely suitable, you also even, feelings like this was ugly black, thus it can be seen, God really dislikes to you very much.” “可这话放你身上完全不适用,你人丑也就算了,心肠还这么黑,由此可见,上帝对你真的很不待见。” Felt relieved, I dare to vouch, will go to hell people like you in the future certainly, therefore God treats dislikes you, is immaterial.” “放宽心,我敢打包票,像你这种人将来铁定下地狱,所以上帝待不待见你,根本无关紧要。” Nick: „......” 尼克・弗瑞:“……” Do not misunderstand, I do not have other meaning, elaborated the fact from the objective angle.” “别误会,我没别的意思,就是从客观角度阐述一下事实。” Luo Su sighed again and again: Do not conceal with the explanation, your remembers that I have roughly glanced over, can only say one may know a person's face but not what's in his heart, when chief these years not little corrupt!” 罗素连连叹气道:“不要用解释来掩饰,你的记忆我已经大致浏览过了,只能说知人知面不知心,当局长这些年没少贪啊!” Nick: „......” 尼克・弗瑞:“……” His whole body stiff pestle in same place, the robot turns the head to look generally to Colson, the vision that and will seek help looked. 他全身僵硬杵在原地,机器人一般转头看向科尔森,并将求助的目光望了过去。 Colson smiles wear a look of pale, is maintaining the gentry sitting posture, Nick eyes hid the quick grinding to get angry, he was motionless. 科尔森面带淡笑,保持着绅士坐姿,尼克・弗瑞眼皮子快磨出火了,他都一动不动。 Do not ask, asked has not seen! 别问,问就是没看见! Colson said, is a scapegoat naturally for the big brother as the little brother, so long as the big brother opens the mouth, the little brother does not decline. 科尔森表示,作为小弟为大哥背锅理所当然,只要大哥开口,小弟绝不推辞。 This being said that the little brother eventually is the little brother, between the big brother and boss the dialogue bureau, he does not have the qualifications to mix. 可话又说回来了,小弟终究是小弟,大哥和boss之间对话局,他没有资格掺和。 Loyal and devoted Colson is feigning death, Nick pressure is not general big, he concentrates all one's attention on, does not go to think that as far as possible the assorted thing, makes noise to ask: Senior official, please let me die also dies to understand why can elect me to be the S.H.I.E.L.D. chief?” 忠心耿耿的科尔森都在装死,尼克・弗瑞压力不是一般的大,他屏气凝神,尽量不去想杂七杂八的东西,出声问道:“长官,请让我死也死个明白,为什么要选我做神盾局的局长?” Two replies, a real false, which do you want to listen to?” “两个回答,一个真一个假,你要听哪个?” Really!” “真的!” You are very outstanding, unfeeling, to reach the goal resorts to all means that is the qualified department leadership, S.H.I.E.L.D. gives you for the hydra to bring the biggest benefit.” “你很优秀,冷酷无情,为达目的不择手段,是个合格的部门领导,神盾局交给你可以为九头蛇带来最大的利益。” That false?” “那假的呢?” I am very bored, wants to look for a pleasure.” “我很无聊,想找点乐子。” „......” “……” Nick was silent, the intuition told him, was really the bullshit, false real. 尼克・弗瑞沉默了,直觉告诉他,真的都是屁话,假的才是真的。 How is casual you to think, was is really fake I am only says casually, did not request you certainly to believe.” “随便你怎么想,是真是假我只是随便说说,不要求你一定相信。” Has to read the person dialogue of plan with one, various Nick variable torques, clench teeth to persevere oneself bottom channel: Even so, I also never to hydra potency, my actions in the protection world, rather than for the benefit of hydra.” 和一个拥有读心术的人对话,尼克・弗瑞各种变扭,咬咬牙坚守自己的底线道:“即便如此,我也从未向九头蛇效力,我的所作所为都是在保护世界,而不是为了九头蛇的利益。” Is same, the protection world is the benefit of hydra, after all the hydra has formulated the new order, the world peace is the result that the hydra most wants.” “都一样,保护世界就是九头蛇的利益,毕竟九头蛇已经制定好了新的秩序,世界和平就是九头蛇最想要的结果。” Luo Su speaking of this, selected under the eyebrow toward Nick: Self-confident, you are a hydra, we are the just organizations.” 罗素说到这,朝尼克・弗瑞挑了下眉:“自信点,你是个九头蛇,我们是正义组织。” ! 噗哧! The sharp sword puts on the chest cavity, but the sound resounds in the ear, a Nick old blood suppresses in the throat eye, has to speak out: Senior official, if the hydra is the just organization, why does not dare to reveal to the public, with S.H.I.E.L.D.......” 利剑穿膛而过的声音在耳边响起,尼克・弗瑞一口老血憋在喉咙眼,不吐不快:“长官,如果九头蛇是正义组织,为什么不敢公之于众,拿神盾局……” Luo Su lifts the hand to touch the chin: This issue, I have looked at your memory, you had asked Peter Luo minister before.” 罗素抬手摸了摸下巴:“这个问题,我看过你的记忆,你之前问过皮特罗部长。” Senior official, is Minister Pierce!” “长官,是皮尔斯部长!” „......” “……” Luo Su complexion one cold, turns the head to look to Natasha: Goes, tells Peter Luo minister, later he called Peter.” 罗素脸色一冷,转头看向娜塔莎:“去,告诉皮特罗部长,以后他就叫皮特罗了。” Understood, Senior official!” “明白,长官!” Nick: „......” 尼克・弗瑞:“……” Peter, excuse me, was I harmed you. 皮特罗,不好意思,是我害了你。 Is before very early, I want to make public existence of hydra, but the order stabilizes with great difficulty, have no reason, for a name overthrows it again. The thing that itself has, said that with did not say, what also there is to distinguish?” “很早之前,我就想把九头蛇的存在公诸于世,可秩序好不容易稳定,没理由为了一个名字再次将其推翻。况且,本身就存在的事物,说与不说,又有什么分别?” Luo Su referred to Star port of distant place: If I think, within one day can make the fleet of hydra be found in the world, but what's the big deal, except that the create alarm, anything does not have.” 罗素指了指远处的星港:“如果我想,一天之内就能让九头蛇的舰队遍布全球,可那又怎么样,除了制造恐慌,什么也没有。” Senior official, you can try technological progress that promotes Earth.” “长官,你可以试着推动地球的科技发展。” Has in the lane, has is doing!” “有在弄,有在搞啊!” The Luo Su point opens the total information projection, below draws the menu the names of over a hundred multinational corporations: Quiet advancement human civilization, has the self-confidence, strengthens the spiritual civilization construction, in last century, I have made the plan and implements.” 罗素点开全息投影,下拉菜单显示出上百家跨国企业的名称:“悄无声息推进人类文明,树立自信心,加强精神文化建设,在上个世纪的时候,我就已经制定方案并实施了。” Several looking familiar enterprise make Nick be sweating profusely, for example usr Corporation, the robot industry giant unexpectedly is the industry of hydra, that...... 几个眼熟的企业名让尼克・弗瑞满头大汗,例如usr公司,机器人行业巨擘居然是九头蛇的产业,那…… Under when why S.H.I.E.L.D. order, doesn't a preferential benefit give? 那为什么神盾局下订单时,一点优惠都不给? Senior official, hydra that does not have Multiverse, rumor that these deliberately disseminate, right?” “长官,根本不存在平行宇宙的九头蛇,这些都是刻意散播出去的谣言,对吗?” Right!” “没错!” That why......” “那为什么……” Nick complexion is jet black, forehead blue vein bulge, after long time, returns to normal, opens the mouth saying: Words such being the case, that Sorcerer Supreme definitely also knows that existence of hydra, your both sides are the cooperation, protects Earth together......” 尼克・弗瑞脸色漆黑,额头青筋凸起,半晌后平复下来,开口道:“既然如此的话,那至尊法师肯定也知道九头蛇的存在,你们双方一直是合作关系,共同保护地球……” Why that is dark the lord of dimension invades Earth the time, hasn't the hydra stood?” “那为什么黑暗维度之主入侵地球的时候,九头蛇没有站出来?” „?” “?” In the final analysis, is not the conflicts of interest, you are protecting Earth, because actually each other benefit does not gather, looked on that Sorcerer Supreme and Dormammu perish together.” “说到底,还不是利益冲突,你们都在保护地球,却因为彼此利益不合,坐视至尊法师多玛姆同归于尽。” Sorcerer Supreme that you said that is this?” “你说的至尊法师,是不是这个?” The Luo Su voice falls, the Saint light projects from the right hand Cross Saint mark, spreads the whole body to change to white Dijin the mark the long gown. 罗素话音落下,圣光从右手十字架圣痕射出,蔓延全身化作白底金纹的长袍。 He harnesses the hood of long gown, then takes out the golden mask to buckle on the face, both eyes shine the white light, the sound art processing, said sacredly dignified: What if you said is this, then excuse me, I except for am the leader of hydra, but also concurrent job Kamar-Taj Sorcerer Supreme.” 他将长袍的兜帽套好,而后取出黄金面具扣在脸上,双目亮起白光,声音艺术加工,神圣庄严道:“如果你说的是这个,那么不好意思,我除了是九头蛇的首领,还兼职卡玛泰姬至尊法师。” „......” X2 “……”x2 Nick and Colson are scared, the status about hydra leader, they thinks are more, even the supposition of alien has. 尼克・弗瑞和科尔森傻眼,关于九头蛇首领的身份,他们想了很多很多,连外星人的假设都有。 But when the truth is placed in the front, they know, own imagination really by far insufficient. 可真相摆在面前时,他们才知道,自己的想象力真的远远不够。 Nick one-eyed stares the dribbling circle: Originally Sorcerer Supreme you...... are not right, if you have not died, why that was Dormammu dies...... may Master Strange that side......” 尼克・弗瑞独眼瞪得滴流圆:“原来至尊法师您……不对,如果您没死,那就是多玛姆死了……可为什么斯特兰奇法师那边……” Making Sorcerer Supreme was too bored, I performed in a play, pretended to hang passed to Strange the title, was simple on like this.” Luo Su waves, this minor matter not worthy of mention, he deliberately did not install to compel. “做至尊法师太无聊了,我就演了出戏,假装挂了将称号传给斯特兰奇,就这么简单。”罗素挥挥手,这种不值一提的小事,他就不刻意装逼了。 Too vulgar! 太俗! Right, dimension demon god Dormammu, before actually he was very early, had been killed by me......” “对了,还有维度魔神多玛姆,其实他很早之前就已经被我干掉了……” Luo Su is saying, the law robe that body white light restraining, what replaces it is one group of black fog cover, the face was covered by the flaming black flame, both eyes and mouth cracks all are the scarlet colors. 罗素说着,身上白光收敛,取而代之的是一团黑雾笼罩的法袍,面部被熊熊黑焰覆盖,双目和嘴巴裂缝皆是猩红之色。 „After killing Dormammu, I became the lord of new dark dimension, therefore Dormammu of that day is also I, what kind of, is very interesting?” “干掉多玛姆之后,我就成了新的黑暗维度之主,所以那天的多玛姆也是我,怎么样,是不是很有意思?” „......” X2 “……”x2 Sees Nick and Colson has fallen into the foolish condition, Luo Su shakes the head disappointedly, a like this minor matter halted, the psychological quality will wait for being strong. 见尼克・弗瑞和科尔森已经陷入痴傻状态,罗素失望摇摇头,才这么点小事就死机了,心理素质有待将强。 Why that...... can that hide the truth from me? Tony, Master Strange...... they presented at that time!” “那……那为什么要瞒着我?还有托尼、斯特兰奇法师……他们当时都在场!” Nick spurts mmp crazily, where their three made the mistake, why wants like this to toss about them? 尼克・弗瑞心里狂喷mmp,他们三个哪里做错了,为什么要这么折腾他们? Two replies, a real false, which do you want to listen to?” “两个回答,一个真一个假,你要听哪个?” Nick hears word covers the heart, said difficultly: No, was needless saying that I have known.” 尼克・弗瑞闻言捂住心脏,艰难道:“不,不用说了,我已经知道了。” Right, looks for a pleasure bored!” “没错,就是无聊找点乐子!” „......” “……” Asked you, said do not say! 求求你,都说了不要说了! Did not say that did not say, then Chief, gives you to organize the language one time the opportunity, you to yourself is a hydra soldier, what idea has?” “不说就不说,那么弗瑞局长,给你一次重新组织语言的机会,你对自己是一名九头蛇战士,有什么想法吗?” No, I am honored very much, is proud.” “没有,我很荣幸,也非常自豪。” Nick is the face is worthily black, bah, is the thick-skinned heart black typical representative, immediately straightens up the wainscot to stand, is shouting to the Luo Su salute: Nine......” 尼克・弗瑞不愧是脸黑,呸,是脸厚心黑的典型代表,当即挺直腰板站好,对着罗素敬礼喊道:“九头……” Hail Hydra!” 九头蛇万岁!” The impassioned sound suddenly resounds, his face compels to turn the head ignorant, discovered the speed that Colson standpoint transforms is faster than him. 语气激昂的声音突然响起,他一脸懵逼转头,发现科尔森立场转变的速度比他还快。 „...... The snake long live!” “……蛇万岁!” Ha, is this, ha haha......” “哈哈哈,就是这个,哈哈哈……” A Luo Su palm of the hand bypasses the sofa, pats on the Natasha thigh, he had not changed the name of hydra, knew perfectly well since its reputation rotten avenue must continue, to this scene, wants to listen to them to shout the exit|to speak these words at present! 罗素一巴掌绕过沙发,拍在娜塔莎大腿上,他之所以一直没改九头蛇的名字,明知它名声烂大街还要一直延续至今,就是为了眼前这种场面,就是想听他们把这句话喊出口! He will record in the total information projection rebroadcasts, in the picture, Nick and Colson also set out, shout loudly the slogan picture circulation broadcast of hydra, looks at two people to suspect the life. 他将录像在全息投影上重播,画面中,尼克・弗瑞和科尔森同时起身,高呼九头蛇的口号画面循环播放,看得两人怀疑人生。 Hydra anything is good, is the leader wisdom...... brave complete in both, moreover real tmd is humorous! 九头蛇什么都好,就是首领智……勇双全,而且真tmd幽默十足! On the ship of hydra, was not right, enters the pit of hydra, Nick had mixed emotions, thinks back on past is too naive, unexpectedly wants to haul in the avenger Sorcerer Supreme, is good is blocking because of the team leader, otherwise...... 上了九头蛇的船,不对,入了九头蛇的坑,尼克・弗瑞百感交集,遥想当年的自己太天真,居然想把至尊法师拉进复仇者,好在队长拦着,不然…… Wait, Team leader? 等等,队长? Hiss hissing!” “嘶嘶嘶!” Nick holds breath a cold air/Qi, the stutter said: Senior official, the team, the team leader...... his hydra...... is the length?” 尼克・弗瑞倒吸一口冷气,结结巴巴道:“长官,队,难道队长……他九头蛇……长是?” Which team leader, hydra team leader Steve Rogers?” “哪个队长,九头蛇队长史蒂夫・罗杰斯?” Luo Su blinks: He indeed is the hydra soldier, some like this years, the team leader he risked one's life for the hydra, performed distinguished service, is subordinate who I most trusted.” 罗素眨眨眼:“那他的确是个九头蛇战士,这么些年来,队长他为九头蛇出生入死,立下了汗马功劳,是我最信任的手下。” Raises while convenient, forms the Avengers and other matters concerned about you, each time he and you meets, all reports to give me immediately, is loyal and devoted!” “顺便一提,关于你组建复仇者联盟等事宜,每次他和你见完面,立马就全都汇报给我,多么忠心耿耿!” Nick: „......” 尼克・弗瑞:“……” The heart was also painful, he covered the chest difficultly, sighs with emotion itself to live the present is really not easy. 心脏又痛了起来,他艰难捂住胸口,感慨自己能活到现在实属不易。 Him is sighing with emotion, in the field the blue light flashes. 他这边正感慨着,场中蓝光一闪。 Steve suddenly appears on the scene, the form of high-speed charge stops, looks at Nick and Colson startled, the complexion transfers azure by white Zhuanhong again. 史蒂夫突然出现在场中,高速冲锋的身影止住,愕然看着尼克・弗瑞和科尔森,脸色由白转红再转青。 He was too difficult! 他太难了! Chief, Colson, you also came.” “弗瑞局长,科尔森,你们也来了。” Yes!” “是啊!” Ha haha......” x3 “哈哈哈……”x3 In the awkward laughter was full of various complex mood, the life hundred tastes is completely one of them, thought that everyone was not easy. 尴尬的笑声中饱含了各种复杂情绪,人生百味尽在其中,觉得大家都不容易。 Is gawking doing, the person on one's own side meets, the slogan shouted!” “都愣着干什么,自己人见面,口号喊起来呀!” „......” X3 “……”x3 The acquaintances face to face, the slogan ashamed degree explosive table, the Steve three people only think is difficult. 熟人当面,口号羞耻程度爆表,史蒂夫三人只觉难以启齿。 Shouted quickly!” “快喊!” Hail Hydra!” x3 九头蛇万岁!”x3 After sound of being deliberately bad, three people seem in a trance are the same, know oneself could not return again. 自暴自弃的声音过后,三人丢了魂儿一样,知道自己再也回不到过去了。 Ha, shouted well, my received the S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters, a day put 300!” “哈哈哈,喊得好,我这就接到神盾局总部,一天放三百遍!” „......” X3 “……”x3
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