AE :: Volume #20 我讨厌漫威Ⅵ

#956: Kamar-Taj changed the wireless net password


After hotel discussion, Strange through the New York temple transmission gate, leading the family member to enter Kamar-Taj. 酒店商谈过后,斯特兰奇通过纽约圣殿传送门,带着家属进入了卡玛泰姬 Before Strange was only moe the new master, the sky collapsed to have Sorcerer Supreme to withstand/top, he read and present the topic, occasionally compared notes with the king, small day freely. 以前斯特兰奇只是个萌新法师,天塌下来有至尊法师顶着,他看看书、做做题,偶尔和王切磋一下,小日过过得无忧无虑。 Now is not good, the buttocks decision head, he became Sorcerer Supreme, the sky collapses only to be able by him to withstand/top. 现在不行了,屁股决定脑袋,他成了至尊法师,天塌下来只能由他顶着。 To be honest, the pressure is very big, in crucial point that particularly in the hydra possibly invades momentarily comprehensively, his pressure was bigger. 说实话,压力很大,尤其是在九头蛇随时可能全面入侵的节骨眼上,他压力更大了。 Is, just became Sorcerer Supreme first day, takes the lead to break the rule, takes into Kamar-Taj the female family members, how other masters will see, will think his conduct is unsatisfactory, cannot be joined to the Sorcerer Supreme title? 还有就是,刚成为至尊法师的第一天,就带头破坏规矩,将女眷带进卡玛泰姬,其他法师会怎么看,会不会觉得他品行欠佳,配不上至尊法师的头衔? Strange is anxious, how Christine will not know comforts, blindly follows suit to follow after behind, the curious vision to look simultaneously to all around. 斯特兰奇面带忧色,克里斯汀不知如何安慰,亦步亦趋跟在身后,同时将好奇的目光看向四周。 Kamar-Taj imagines her is more peaceful, also more modernized, although the decoration decoration ancient customs caress the face, seemingly has the historical precipitation feeling. 卡玛泰姬比她想象中要安静,也更加现代化,虽然装饰装潢古风扑面,看起来极具历史沉淀感。 But finds at everywhere the robot of ns series, as well as near wooden corridor vending machine,...... 但随处可见ns系列的机器人,以及木质走廊边上的自动售货机,还有…… She pulls out the cell phone, the surprised uncertain discovery, Kamar-Taj also has without the wire unexpectedly. 她掏出手机,惊疑不定发现,卡玛泰姬居然还有无线网。 Too was really strange, self-torture place of reaching an agreement? 实在太诡异了,说好的苦修地呢? Steve, how many are the Kamar-Taj wireless net password?” “史蒂芬,卡玛泰姬的无线网密码是多少?” „, The wireless net password is hhhhgysl, the letter complete capital letter.” “呃,无线网密码是hhhhgysl,字母全部大写。” Christine inputs the password, while inquired curiously: „Is good strange password, what profound incantation?” 克里斯汀一边输入密码,一边好奇询问:“好奇怪的密码,难道是什么高深的咒语吗?” It‘s nothing special meaning, Sorcerer Supreme decides casually.” “没什么特殊含意,至尊法师随便定的。” The truth is too brutal, harms the Sorcerer Supreme prestige, Strange decides to conceal the truth, making the past events long bury the time deep place, forever turns into past tense. 真相太残酷,有损至尊法师的威名,斯特兰奇决定隐瞒真相,让往事长埋时间深处,永远变成过去式。 Steve, is not right, this password is not right!” “史蒂芬,不对呀,这密码不对啊!” Christine raises up the cell phone: I input password three, prompts the password to be wrong each time, is unable to connect.” 克里斯汀竖起手机:“我输入密码三遍,每次都提示密码错误,无法连接。” Is impossible, this password never reforms, the cell phone brings me to try......” “不可能,这密码从未改过,手机拿来我试试……” Strange did not believe that received cell phone to try two, confirmed that Christine has not lied, the wireless net password was not indeed right. 斯特兰奇不信,接过手机自己试了两遍,确认克里斯汀没说谎,无线网密码的确不对。 This, this......” “这,这……” Strange is dumbfounded, who so bold hold/container heaven, dares to change the password that Sorcerer Supreme sets personally unexpectedly, this is courts death! 斯特兰奇傻眼,何人如此大胆包天,居然敢修改至尊法师亲口定下的密码,这是找死啊! Suddenly, Strange discovers improper, today's Kamar-Taj was too peaceful, he brings Christine across two wooden corridors, except for the robot, has not bumped into including a big living person unexpectedly. 猛然间,斯特兰奇发现一丝不妥,今天的卡玛泰姬太安静了,他带着克里斯汀穿过两条木质走廊,除了机器人,居然连一个大活人都没碰到。 It is not very normal! 很不正常! Thinks that has the hydra spy to ambush the Kamar-Taj possibility, Strange draws out the dragon tooth sword in cloak immediately, protects Christine behind. 想到有九头蛇间谍潜伏卡玛泰姬的可能,斯特兰奇当即拔出披风里的龙牙剑,将克里斯汀护在身后。 Christine, closes the eye, holds my cloak unable to drop absolutely.” 克里斯汀,闭上眼睛,抓住我的披风绝对不能放手。” Strange holds the sword to walk in the main hall direction, simultaneously reminded: Remember, no matter runs into anyone, no matter I said what words, do not open the eye, cannot make a sound.” 斯特兰奇持剑朝大殿方向走去,同时提醒道:“记住,不管遇到什么人,不管我说了什么话,你都不要睁开眼睛,也不能发出一点声音。” Christine hears word quickly shuts tightly both eyes, both hands grasps firmly the float cape, the palm sweats, a character does not dare to make noise. 克里斯汀闻言急忙紧闭双目,双手攥住悬浮斗篷,手心冒汗,一个字也不敢出声。 Strange walks gradually, chest Eye of Agamotto lightens, confirmed that peripheral does not have the magic trap or the transmission gate, for a long time before arrives at the main hall square . 斯特兰奇缓步行走,胸口阿戈摩托之眼点亮,确认周边没有魔法陷阱或是传送门,许久才走到大殿广场前。 The demon sound passes through the ear! Shriek and howl wildly! 魔音贯耳!鬼哭狼嚎! Strange hears the sound that beats gongs and drums far away, a including musical instrument forcing audience, the sound is quite resounding, hearing his whole body pore to be about to explode. 斯特兰奇大老远就听到敲锣打鼓的声音,其中有一种乐器力压全场,声音极为响亮,听得他全身毛孔都快炸了。 Indeed exploded! 的确是炸了! Strange goes to the square, then saw made him suspect the life. 斯特兰奇来到广场,便看到了令他怀疑人生的一幕。 Sees only in the big square, the white cloth strip draws fully, ten big round tables divide the left and right to arrange, the Kamar-Taj masters encircle near the table, but in the middle stage, does not know the theatrical troupe where comes goes all out the performance. 只见偌大的广场上,白色布条拉满,十张大圆桌分左右两边排好,卡玛泰姬的法师们围在桌边,而中间的戏台上,不知何处而来的戏班子卖力演出。 ?? ( w ) /????() /???? ( w ) /??? ??(w)/????()/????(w)/??? On the stage is a bad dance, under the stage is drinks the unconscious masters, the cup board in confusion, the picture cannot withstand. 台上是一段糟糕的舞蹈,台下是喝到不省人事的法师们,杯盘狼藉,画面十分不堪。 Strange stands before the square dumbfounded, the glassy-eyed fixed main hall, sees only in the main entrance, a banner of jubilation drew. 斯特兰奇傻眼站在广场前,目光呆滞锁定大殿,只见正门上,一条喜庆的横幅拉了起来。 The second Sorcerer Supreme first seven cups of star competitions! 第二届至尊法师头七杯歌王大赛! Side also has Old Man white beard to sit respectfully, in the hand takes the root writing brush, on the table is suspending the table card, above writes Registration Place. 旁边还有个白胡子老头正襟危坐,手里拿着根毛笔,桌子上摆着桌卡,上面写着‘报名处’。 Chinese, including the banner above writing is Chinese. 中文,包括横幅上面的文字都是中文。 Strange knows Chinese, because of two generations of Sorcerer Supreme, and reason of two generations of assistant Sorcerer Supreme, the Kamar-Taj masters can some somewhat. 斯特兰奇认识中文,因为两代至尊法师,以及两代至尊法师助理的缘故,卡玛泰姬的法师们多多少少都会一些。 The one who makes Strange lightly sad is, the red banner color is gloomy, some as if years. 让斯特兰奇淡淡忧伤的是,红色横幅颜色暗淡,似乎有些年头了。 But that two character, a below horizontal color is very new, carefully looked that the specification was not difficult to find, that was one, does not know that was used the white symbol pen to trace one by whom. 而那个‘二’字,下面一横颜色很新,仔细看规格不难发现,原本那是个‘一’,不知被谁用白色记号笔描了一笔。 Had not finished, the line of sight leapt the banner, Strange had seen gathering of beautifully dressed people in the main hall, white yellow had, the small wooden sign and black and white picture frame, the person in picture extremely looked familiar. 还没结束,视线跃过横幅,斯特兰奇在大殿里看到了花团锦簇,白的黄的都有,小木牌、黑白相框,照片里的人万分眼熟。 ???? ???? ???-??? ???-??? It is not Sorcerer Supreme Luo Su, but who can also be! 不是至尊法师罗素,还能是谁! Strange:( Oo ;) 斯特兰奇:(oo;) Christine:( /w) 克里斯汀:(/w) The former falls into during the life question, silly same place helpless, the latter shuts tightly both eyes, disregards the demon sound to pass through the ear, a very obedient not sound. 前者陷入人生质疑之中,傻愣原地不知所措,后者紧闭双目,无视魔音贯耳,非常听话没有一点声音。 Strange bypasses the stage and round table staggering, arrives at Registration Place, discovered that Old Man white beard is former assistant Sorcerer Supreme Ding Yi, asked blurry: Ding, a Master Ding, what situation this is, was my going astray place?” 斯特兰奇踉踉跄跄绕过舞台和圆桌,来到报名处,发现白胡子老头是前任至尊法师助理丁一,迷迷糊糊问道:“丁,一丁法师,这是什么情况,是我走错地方了吗?” Ding Yi puts down the writing brush to set out, on the face has some non- natures and natural looks, is very contradictory. 丁一放下毛笔起身,脸上带着些许不自然和理所当然的神色,很矛盾。 Master Strange, the matter about Master Luo Su, restrains your grief and accommodates change, everyone has known.” “斯特兰奇法师,关于罗素法师的事情,节哀顺变,大家都已经知道了。” Strange: „......” 斯特兰奇:“……” So long as is not a blind person, looked! 只要不是瞎子,都看出来了! Predecessor Sorcerer Supreme, no, is former predecessor Sorcerer Supreme Master Ancient One holds the dream to me, making me hold the farewell ceremony, the specific reason...... I did not say that in brief was, this was a happy mourning, must handle well, cannot make Master Luo Su walk not happily.” “前任至尊法师,不,是前前任至尊法师古一法师托梦给我,让我举办了欢送仪式,具体原因……我就不说了,总而言之就是,这是一场喜丧,要好好操办,不能让罗素法师走得不开心。” The words arrive finally, Ding Yi covers the face, he has retired, the present assistant is a king, he really does not want to mix the broken matter between Sorcerer Supreme, but Master Ancient One used to be used to it with him, holding the dream also to look for him specially. 话到最后,丁一捂住脸,他已经退休了,现在的助理是王,他本人真不想掺和至尊法师之间的破事,但古一法师用他用习惯了,托梦也专程找他。 Ding Yi could not find the reason of shirking, in addition the hands and feet was uncontrolled, then handled this happy mourning. 丁一找不到推脱的理由,加上手脚不受控制,便操办了这场喜丧。 Strange hates bitterly: But...... but, Master Luo Su he walks not serenely!” 斯特兰奇痛心疾首:“可……可是,罗素法师他走得并不安详啊!” Master Ancient One said that Master Luo Su has not died, but changed a waistcoat to continue natural, was like him, lives well, therefore was sad.” 古一法师说了,罗素法师没有死,只是换了个马甲继续潇洒,就跟他一样,活得好好的,所以没必要伤心。” Ding Yi continues to cover the face: Master Ancient One said that summarizing is, Master Luo Su must recompense to hope, he is very happy, everyone should also follow together happily. Also, he congratulates you received Sorcerer Supreme the title, making you make persistent efforts, lets success go to the head not by any means.” 丁一继续捂脸:“古一法师说了很多,总结下来就是,罗素法师得偿所愿,他很开心,大家也应该跟着一起开心。还有,他恭喜你接过‘至尊法师’的头衔,让你再接再厉,切莫得意忘形。” „, Master Ding Yi, has a matter not to know , said does not work as to say.” “呃,丁一法师,有件事不知当讲不当讲。” Please say.” “请说。” „Before Master Luo Su just before leaving, exhorts my many words, for example the theatrical troupe and dinner served to guests as they arrive, black and white illuminate, wreath...... these not to want entirely, but now......” 罗素法师临走前嘱咐我很多话,比如戏班子、流水席、黑白照、花圈……这些统统不要,而现在……” Strange follows to cover the face together: He added that if some people hold the dream, and says Master Ancient One, that person is the dimension demon god disguises certainly as.” 斯特兰奇跟着一起捂脸:“他还说,如果有人托梦,并自称古一法师,那个人一定是维度魔神假扮的。” Then?” “然后呢?” Then Master Luo Su makes that person get the hell out, but also wants me to help deliver a middle finger to give that person.” “然后罗素法师让那个人滚蛋,还要我帮忙送个中指给那人。” Absurd!” “岂有此理!” Ding Yi pounded on under the table, foams with rage saying: Only can he see off me to leave, cannot I see off him to leave, what truth is this?” 丁一拍了下桌子,吹胡子瞪眼道:“只能他欢送我离开,不能我欢送他离开,这是什么道理?” Strange: „......” 斯特兰奇:“……” You who? 你谁呀? He observes with Eye of Agamotto secretly, discovered that Master Ding Yi in old body, there is a sparkling soul, on the wall that picture with Master Ancient One is exactly the same. 他偷偷用阿戈摩托之眼观察,发现丁一法师苍老的躯壳内,有一个闪闪发光的灵魂,和古一法师墙上那张照片一模一样。 Strange was silent. 斯特兰奇沉默了。 He does not know that this middle finger should set upright, set upright bullied master Miezu, not vertical words, was unfair to the Luo Su soul in heaven. 他不知道这个中指该不该竖起来,竖了欺师灭祖,不竖的话,又对不起罗素在天之灵。 Too difficult! 太难了! Strange, you should know that who I was, right?” “小斯特兰奇,你应该知道我是谁了,对吧?” Ding Yi patted Strange's shoulder: Long before, I have said to Master Luo Su, you will become outstanding Sorcerer Supreme. But now looks like, you were inferior to him unexpectedly, I am very disappointed.” 丁一拍了拍斯特兰奇的肩膀:“很早以前,我对罗素法师说过,你会成为一名优秀的至尊法师。可现在看来,你居然连他都不如,我很失望。” Strange facial features twist, said with a smile forced: Teacher, no, Master Ding Yi, your meaning I understood, all these are the Kamar-Taj traditional custom, the ritual may not abandon, should be.” 斯特兰奇五官扭曲,牵强笑道:“老师,不,丁一法师,您的意思我明白了,这一切都是卡玛泰姬的传统习俗,礼不可废,都是应该的。” Also?” “还有呢?” Strange roughly understood, smiles awkwardly: Is...... today's wedding breakfast plans by me single-handedly, is my idea, I asked Master Ding Yi to help handle.” 斯特兰奇大致是懂了,尴尬一笑:“还有就是……今天的喜宴由我一手策划,全都是我的主意,我拜托丁一法师帮忙操办的。” This was right!” “这就对了嘛!” Master Ding Yi rubbed the beard, shows the gratified smile, this is a mature master proper quality. 丁一法师捋了捋胡子,露出欣慰的笑容,这才是一个成熟法师应有的素质。 The dimension demon god sinister deceitful and cruel is unkind, Sorcerer Supreme worse be shameless than them, how otherwise to protect the Earth dimension the security. 维度魔神阴险狡诈、残暴不仁,至尊法师就要比他们更坏更无耻,不然怎么保护地球维度的安全。 Strange compensates to say with a smile: You felt, now what to do should I?” 斯特兰奇赔笑道:“那您觉得,我现在应该怎么办?” That side kept two seats to you, today is the great happiness day, must get drunk.” “那边给你留了两个座位,今天是大喜的日子,必须要喝醉。” „!” “哦!” Is unjustly discredited to pound to conduct the back greatly, the leaning auxiliary military force life does not dare to disobey, Strange must sit the seat dingily, reads the table card, immediately is the whole face heavy line. 一口大黑锅砸背上,偏偏师者命不敢违,斯特兰斯只得灰溜溜坐上了席位,一看桌卡,顿时又是满脸黑线。 Third Sorcerer Supreme: Steve Strange. 第三任至尊法师:史蒂芬・斯特兰奇。 Strange is mentally and physically exhausted, the hand is covering the heart of sharp pain, accelerate ripening -type fast mature, made his plasmolysis. 斯特兰奇心力交瘁,手捂着绞痛的心脏,催熟式的快速成熟,令他质壁分离。 Christine, has been all right, opens the eye!” 克里斯汀,已经没事了,把眼睛睁开吧!” When he takes up the chopsticks, discovered that Christine grabs the float cape, shuts tightly both eyes as before stubbornly, could not bear turned under the supercilious look ruthlessly. 就在他拿起筷子的时候,发现克里斯汀抓着悬浮斗篷,依旧死死紧闭双目,忍不住狠狠翻了下白眼。 His both hands shove open the eyelid of Christine: What matter does not have, was very safe, is busy at one in the evening, first ate a thing?” 他双手推开克里斯汀的眼皮:“什么事都没有,很安全,忙了一晚上,先吃点东西吧?” Christine watches, Kamar-Taj and she imagines...... 克里斯汀四下观看,卡玛泰姬和她想象中…… Picture that this cannot imagine! 这已经不是能想象到的画面了! Steve, on the banner is Chinese, what writing is?” “史蒂芬,横幅上是中文吧,写得是什么?” Eats meal, do not ask too.” “吃饭,别问太多。” „!” “哦!” „......” “……” Right, the password of wireless net?” “对了,无线网的密码呢?” Strange puts down the chopsticks, the high IQ study tyrant thinks that some possibility, intertwines saying: „, You try hhhhlssl......” 斯特兰奇放下筷子,高智商学霸想到某个可能,纠结道:“呃,你试试hhhhlssl……” What is tries, you do not know......, was connected including the above!” “什么叫试试,难道你不知道……咦,连上了!” „......” “……”
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